Fluffernutter ASMR

[@Raman-jz8dz]

I haven't even watched the whole thing yet and I still know this man is gonna give better asmr with a freaking sandwich than most do with expensive equipment

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

he always does

[@scowlsmcjowls2626]

Expensive asmr equipment is overrated

[@TDGCmote]

the spiritual Gilgamesh of Autonomous Sensory Medullary Response

[@V.U.255]

Bro is spitting facts

[@LeGrosMomoLGM]

Well tbf his audio setup must be pretty expensive

[@justpat5076]

I always find it funny when Rift just looks into a random corner and dissociates as he repeats a word

[@kennyjohnson26]

The magnum opus. The pièce de résistance. The chef d'oeuvre. The pinnacle of the human experience. The fluffernutter 😋

[@him7487]

Who would've thought aliens would like fluffernutters

[@RonaldGreen-v5l]

it's gonna be interesting 😂

[@rockinren8135]

Joe bishop probably

[@notaspy3751]

I just spent half an hour watching a man make and eat a sandwich, and I regret nothing. This is the peak of youtube.

[@solidskullz5736]

Rift enlightening our feeble minds with another one of the greatest delicacies on earth. Peanut butter and jelly with chips, peanut butter on bread with tea, and now fluffernutter

[@cousinnvlad7432]

This man knows how to eat 🤌

[@megwillnot4815]

that would be a plain peanut butter sandwich with a glass of ice cold milk

[@ruansasa289]

​@@megwillnot4815That is among them

[@AreviloJJ]

I need an entire video of just stirring marshmallow fluff.

[@Sorin96]

I've had a rough time mentally these past few days so this is very needed. thank you Paul

[@eatwithcandy7147]

I hope you are having a great day today 😊

[@dylansmith5206]

Wait his name is Paul??????????? If so... Then thanks man!!! You ruined the mystery and intrigue of this man by revealing his true name (I personally liked the fact that this man never had a real name which more or less made him special)!

[@bitoffunzies]

​@@dylansmith5206bro think's he's joker and ephemeral is batman

[@mdl9224]

​@@dylansmith5206Dylan brother, work on your social awareness. Your comment makes no sense in response to OP's

[@pingpong2309]

I have never been so envious of a guy eating a sandwich before

[@eduardoparedes1460]

Man, his archive of videos he recorded and has been uploading by scheduled premieres before going to live out in nature truly is bigger than I thought. Yall remember that farewell video? Rift, I hope you’re doing well out there amongst the flora and fauna.

[@fortuna868]

Is this something he’s doing? I’d believe it

[@TDGCmote]

I'm so glad the foundation decided to release the preserved media. Makes my day every time I see an upload ever since I found out.

[@culverp1138]

Wait what’s going on? Did he quit ASMR?

[@NeuroVisionProductions]

Good times

[@arctic_lime]

​@@culverp1138yeah. He lives in the woods as a hermit now.

[@dreamiblu]

We love fluffernutter and peanut butter sandwiches (we even love the sound the ocean makes!)

[@TDGCmote]

we do

[@lilrevvy9166]

“If you have a peanut allergy, well that sucks for you.” Ephemeral Rift, September 2023

[@ProdAGee]

I’ll never forget the first time I had a fluffernutter. One of my classmates in 5th grade let me have his that he brought for lunch one day because I said I’d never had it. He literally gave up his lunch for me to experience this masterpiece of a Sandwich. I immediately fell in love and even all these years later I understand why he made such a sacrifice. He was a true friend. To this day I remember his name, only because of how he introduced me to a fluffernutter. When I saw this I was ecstatic, I literally ate one as a snack earlier today!

[@kennyjohnson26]

I feel bad for people with peanut allergies who wont be able to enjoy this masterpiece of a video 😭😭

[@TDGCmote]

that really just sucks for them LMFAO because of peanut allergies get it my fingers are getting so heavy

[@iam_crumb]

ikr it sucks how peanut allergies have evolved to where the peanuts can attack you straight through a screen 😢when will it end!!!!!!

[@lemxnn0]

it's such a shame that the peanuts make people unable to watch this video without getting hurt 😢

[@Kyrrinx]

'tis truly a shame 😢

[@Maria-nm1zn]

I can’t eat peanuts I get anaphylaxis

[@Swatch_]

As an Englishman I had no idea what a fluffer nutter was. As a critical role fan I thought it was a wooden barrel primed with explosive powder… I’m pleasantly surprised on all accounts 😂

[@used2venom]

never have I ever been disappointed in an ER video, until now.... I thought fluffernutter was either the CR reference, or a sex-industry job... not a sammich!

[@leonardchurch814]

I was wondering when I would see someone mention CR.

[@Portablerootbeerfloat]

As a fellow critter, I also was expecting some sort of explosive

[@masonbruner1239]

@@used2venom how can you be disappointed? the sammich is so good :))

[@andrewmccarthy3445]

I thought it was a sexual thing until I saw this video

[@neptune039]

-creates asmr videos explaining how he is an alien -immediately shifts back, going to fluffernutter asmr This is why I love this channel.

[@charlesearle2055]

I'm 41 and bought my first jar of Fluff ever and then ate my first fluffernutter ever tonight :) Good stuff! Good recommendation!

[@theoneway9784]

Been listening to/watching you since I was in 8th grade and now I’ve started my first year of college. Thanks for everything Uncle E, you’ve helped me through most of my teen years and probably many more to come lol.

[@depressedgrizzlyADG]

same watched him since i was a junior in highschool and now im a sophomore in college 💀

[@moduleapothem6446]

Watched him since 6th grade, now a senior in high school

[@PacTheOne]

i love relaxing and non generic nice white noise.. wind through Leafs.. the constant back and forth on water coming in and out.. with the air bubbles gouing shhhhh at the end of the wave.. yes pls

[@oliviamoore806]

As a Californian that has never heard of Fluff before, I'm about to order some because that looks so delicious omg

[@MicahBellEdits]

I’m a Californian and I love fluff

[@queenchillian1460]

I love how I just opened YT to see new video! thank you! good night to everyone ❤

[@OptimalOyster]

It's amazing to realize that I have been watching your videos for almost 10 years now. Whether it's been when things are good and I just want to relax before bed or when it's on the verge of a panic attack with little light at the end of the tunnel, your videos have been an important part of my life for nearly a decade now. Needless to say, I respect your work greatly. Thank you, ER. I hope that I can watch your videos for another decade more at least. ❤

[@Fadetoblack0669]

I love Fluffernutters. I will fight and die on the hill that crunchy peanut butter is superior to creamy.

[@The_Real_Bonesaw]

You will die braver than most.

[@useddishrag]

You will certainly die. Creamy is the way

[@vonWolfeXIII]

Was born in the town this was invented in, this was my go to snack for as long as I can remember, now being gluten free I can't really enjoy them like I use to. Everyone should try this sandwich if they never had it!

[@itsmePEEK]

I mean this in a very positive way but you are aware there is gluten free bread right? You could still enjoy this masterpiece :]

[@vonWolfeXIII]

@itsmePEEK I am aware lol but i havent found any sliced gf bread that hits just as good as wonder bread or nature's own, Udis is very close tho

[@christianvaldez1399]

The random tangent of “cupboard” had me in pure bliss

[@Riripeep]

0:00 this sounds!!! my earliest asmr experience was when i'd take the empty condensed milk cans and scratching em that way, i could listen to it all day omg

[@CrazyManny8000]

I hope you know that I grew out my hair to just below shoulder length because of you and I don't regret my decision.

[@braunstein5645]

The thought of putting any additional spread on peanut butter straight up repulses me, but it seems like a normal thing to do XD Glad to see you upload regularly again :)

[@GothicLoglc]

you know it's gonna be a good one when rift makes a 40 minute video about a sandwich

[@thegreataxolotl1537]

Your videos are always the highlight of my day after a long shift. Thank you and keep up the good work!

[@Kyrrinx]

12:44 thank you for the subtitles uncle E, they truly helped me understand 😄

[@ProdAGee]

I think some of the praise you gave the fluffernutter may have been jokingly. But the fluffernutter is legitimately one of my favorite things on this planet 😂

[@derenjoy3r]

Seeing the PB reminded me of how I once bought JIF because you recommended it in one of your videos back in the days, crazy to think how I was a kid back then and now I‘ve been living on my own long enough to feel like thats so far away

[@MastersoftheTimeline]

Woah

[@tushawnmusic6920]

One of my absolute favorite things he does is plays with the top before he takes it all the way off - pause - Its something therapeutic about that

[@KaNgUrUhBR]

Clicked after 19 seconds of posting, my porudest youtube moment!

[@Euda.V2]

Good job man. So porude of you 🙆🙆

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

second

[@JLawL]

I’ve been with my S/O for almost 10 years, but I didn’t find out until last year that she had no idea what a fluffernutter was. She loves them! 😂

[@wickedloopz2501]

Who doesn’t love a good sandwich keep up the hard work because without you, sleeping would be a hell of a lot harder for me, thank you papa rift

[@pipsi]

this existential dread i felt after watching this video and knowing i will never expereince a peak like this again

[@TradeWithDrea]

Best ASMR on the internet

[@seizetempus]

The way the two slices joined together felt like a marriage lol

[@mr.hispano7263]

A new masterpiece made of a pure idea of our uncle E

[@nicholasperez7784]

I remember a distant memory of pb and fluff sandwiches 😂 thanks for the memories ER

[@GenVK]

This man is chaotic. He saw the fluff on the knife, and decided to start with spreading *the peanut butter*. Never change, you goblin

[@Ce_Ta_Maluco]

Yea, I'm feeling Splenteferfabulous now. Thank you!

[@skulkeriztwizted]

hell, i've never been so early, or seen such a good sandwhich.

[@watchitonpoob]

THE NEW ENGLANDERS HAVE BEEN SUMMONED!!! truly tho you will not believe how shocked I was when I first learned fluffernutter sandwiches (and fluff in general) are regional

[@uhhhitsabs]

I was just wondering if this was a New England thing

[@Alexander.0671]

I'm in central VA, we have it here, thank god

[@crazybeatrice4555]

I need to evolve my peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwich into a peanut butter, chocolate chip, and marshmallow fluff sandwich.

[@Garryswrld499]

The asmr in this particular video is astonishing good sir, tingles galore

[@KoboldBread]

This is it... The peak... WE'VE DONE IT!

[@daltonASMR]

Ephemeral Sandwich 🥪 Great vid Rift!!

[@TrippieHippie420]

This is so nostalgic, I used to make fluffernutters every day for my lunch in elementary school

[@tanner3322]

Back in 2012, they actually made a marshmallow peanut butter flavor it was discontinued a year later due to low sells. I'm guessing a low ad audience. Because it tasted amazing!

[@joshuaporterfield6774]

Oh hey. Just in time for flufffest! (An actual festival in the union square neighborhood of Somerville, ma)

[@EphemeralRift]

Ha, I had no idea that was a thing!

[@moonrox4481]

That intro is so good, i wasn’t expecting it and I had to turn up the volume 🫠

[@dertblockuno7070]

Probably the only guy in the world who can successfully make a sandwich relaxing.

[@Swo-swing-ming]

Only uncle e can make a sandwich video 40 minutes long. Love yah

[@OL66hhs]

I bet there is a universe that exists where this is truly voted the Marvel of human ingenuity.

[@shxtfased]

The end of the bread is called the heel and it's included to keep the loaf fresh!

[@kennyjohnson26]

The first step out of the gutter is to make a fluffernutter - an age old proverb

[@merchantotin6266]

You know this is the only channel where I can officially say I can never anticipate what the next video will be. (can’t say predict as that would be impossible for this vessel to find every potential source that it could be but that’s off topic).

[@User47533]

Thank you for all that you do ❤

[@darkzer0670]

Until I see the Alien eat mayonnaise I won't believe it's not the same person 😏

[@PapaBread]

Shoutout to all my Fluffernutters out there.

[@breh843]

Fluffernutter gang rise up

[@themanwhosoldthemeth]

thank you masternutter 🙏

[@hittingwater4639]

when uncle E changes his profile picture you know things bouta get serious

[@Taurei_]

it’s always a good now when i see eating video of ER asmr🥰🥰

[@td_is_infinite667]

so im not the only one who knows about this masterpiece

[@Cloakingpower]

Sometimes you need to have fluff to really unlock the secrets of the cosmos.

[@GrandmaStinky]

He knows something. I can feel it.

[@J.Z.Z.Z.Z]

“I love the ocean.” -Ephemeral Rift

[@sup.blud.]

I know that nobody asked, but just hear me out real quick.. Cookie butter, marshmallow sandwich > fluffernutter. It's simply preference, but I highly recommend it.

[@rip7049]

For a second on the thumbnail I thought you were eating Peanut butter with Mayonnaise 😭💀

[@Wyattinous]

Aah Fluffanutter, the Massachusetts state sandwich ❤ My mother used to make these for us if we were really good.

[@Kartsera]

fluffernutter sounds like something you would say to censor a curse word

[@Wisdom-ASMR]

SIlly ER, you forgot to upgrade your fluffernutter with banana slices! Banana slices make for the ULTIMATE Fluffernutter.

[@delor3an12]

My bleary eyed tired ass thought the thumbnail was mayonnaise

[@MrMeatyFlaps]

I don't know who likes what anymore. That damn alien might like vegemite for all we know.

[@moosescorner]

I haven't had a fluff sandwich in so long, gonna have to seek out some marshmallow fluff now.... people who suggest cream just don't realize its not the same

[@KevinCleary-fu3fn]

Toasted bread makes this masterpiece even better you don't know taste till you've had this 😂

[@nicolai005]

Does it even beat pretzel with mustard??

[@futuristic.handgun]

I'm more partial to pretzel and cheese. So, I wonder if it beats that too.

[@texmex0077]

Now add some old bay seasoning (Warning: may collapse multiverse)

[@DeliaDreaming]

…I have been thinking about fluffernutters for a solid week. Didn’t know ER was taking vid requests from our brain thoughts now.

[@LuminalRock]

I see someone went to DQ recently, and saw their new blizzards. Although I must admit, the name in the wrong context is hilarious. Keep up the good work!

[@EphemeralRift]

Ha! As much as I am a DQ fan, I haven't been there in about a month. But another commenter said they have a fluff inspired treat, so now I know.

[@winters6271]

What a classic

[@N51totallynotprivatemilitary]

the jungle tryant Yharim aprooves

[@Therizzardofoz79]

This is the most commonly eaten sandwich among children in RI and Massachusetts.

[@thomasmontgomery805]

Your legit THE GOAT at asmr

[@VioletViridian]

Wasn't sure I'd be able to stomach anything today. After all this anticipation, looking forward to eating something, even if it's just a little something. Thanks uncle E.❤

[@Jeonex]

I guess we're never gonna know if it's him or the alien who uploads each video from now on but I kinda like that

[@willis32]

I learned of the Fluffernutter from the great Joe Bishop. Never looked back

[@depressedgrizzlyADG]

Great Video! made me think about how i would love to see a "International league of foodlovers membership application ASMR" :D

[@jsdcvud7834]

I like the fact that I have to wonder whether I am actually watching Uncle E or his alien copy from now on.

[@DogInatutu]

Just out here fluffernutting

[@Winginlt]

Any time I see Uncle Rift Post good videos my month is made

[@anthonygeorgiousfishingadv3500]

Wow great video rift hope all well nice too see your still making eating videos I've been following you for years used to like your candy man vids happy new year 🎉

[@thehightide2559]

21:24 there I had to laugh spitefully because you said container haha! I'm so glad we are on the same page, in a broader sense container is absolutely satisfying imo but I feel like we are in a narrower sense here, as you did because you had to specify more :D lots and lots of love to ER and all the viewers, don't be shy to flaunt your love for the people If everyone helped their neighbor, no one would be left unhelped I honestly believe in it

[@collector6457]

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

[@cnicoj]

Good fluffernutter Mr. Rift !

[@Xenofave]

When he said “I bet you’re eating a Fluffernutter right now” *me being half way through eating a fluffernutter 👁️ 👁️

[@peternelson9795]

Best sandwich ever. Never turned its back on me 🤤

[@struanisverycool]

Bro completely devoured that sandwich