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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@austinmiller2170]

The scariest part is that Jess is likely a young child given the way she talks and the fact she was in a school.

[@Midharnepun]

I agree, but she also ripped a fucking pipe off a wall and knew to change the language to Sol-3. She's superman's kid

[@austinmiller2170]

@@Midharnepun LOL. Maybe it's flimsy construction. As for the translator, she's probably had to use one before.

[@johnnymellon7414]

Have you seen what yound children are willing to do to animals they don't "like"? Sociopaths are tame compared to that

[@MiahTheStormWolf]

That's what I was thinking. Though "young" is relative. I was figuring her age at being somewhere between 8 -10

[@dalemorgan8263]

Kids can be surprisingly strong for their size. Combine that with adrenaline and mama-bear instinct. If the conduits were older construction and the bolts were weak, I could see a non-desperate kid yanking a pipe off the wall.

[@jukkiivi4282]

Human packbonding and adrenaline makes a powerful guardian for the fluffies! For the Author! For the Narrator! For the Beard!

[@MalefaxTheBlack]

For the algorithm!

[@geraldfrost4710]

For the fluffies!

[@Iluvantir]

Turns out that they have met a human CHILD... If they're this scared of what a pre-pubescent or just-pubescent young human can do when someone threatens cute fluffy babies... then how many bricks will they shit when they meet a full grown adult in a titan-level rage due to some horrid monsters wilfully killing ANY youngling? I want more of this story.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Can you imagine what that human's pet German Shepard, Rottweiler, or Pitbull would do to anything attempting to hurt its person while the person is protecting the Fluffies?

[@roberthake5349]

​@@merlinathrawes746 Odds are, that pupper would count as a Class 3 Apex Predator from a Class 12 Deathworld, and the human... is is still just as dangerous. Said apex predator wants food and tummy rubs from the human, and while the human bashes apart Harvengers, the pupper tears apart anything that touches the human. I can just see it... Aliens shitting themselves when they hear a dog bark like how humans would if they heard "HULK SMASH" in the flesh 🤣

[@brentmartin6833]

A human 8 year old and their Chihuahua/Jack Russell/Dachshund/Yorkie. Alien: your k-9 Corp is a highly effective death machine. Humans: (Thinking of a police K-9 unit) Yes they can be quite intimidating. Sees the "Unit" the alien is talking about... 👀 Human to Diplomatic Corp. Get the Girl Scouts up here! If not our new alien fluffies will bescared witless!.

[@KopperNeoman]

If an 8 year old can do THAT, an adult male is a weapon of mass destruction. Alien: "You mean your females are only 60% as strong as your males!?"

[@Allantitan]

@@KopperNeomangive or take about 20% or so

[@davidragan9233]

Imagine him meeting an adult human, still he obviously is smarter than most, by allying with Humans.

[@Allantitan]

Really smart wanting to make friends with a race of beings after just one of them basically took down an army with only a pipe as a weapon

[@GryphonicDiscord]

This story is probably the most realistic one I've heard yet. Ain't nothin a human won't do to protect what they deem as cute and helpless 😂

[@merlinathrawes746]

Nobody hurts the Fluffies! Can you imagine the shock the aliens will experience once they learn what "Fluffy" means?

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

Imagine the possibilities!

[@TheGrimFormOfLuck]

Literally anything we find cute and or adorable (from kittens to porcupines all the way to bears we dont discriminate)

[@sysbofh]

@@TheGrimFormOfLuck Platypuses and orcas. Don't forget them.

[@jeremyf6821]

We’re a simple species, if it’s fluffy we’re keeping it. If you want it, come take it. We dare you to interrupt the cuddles.

[@TheFluffyWendigo]

I'm fluffy

[@jeanannd]

The Harvesters meet a Class 12 Deathworld species - HUMANS! Worse! The Harvesters not only threatened the humans, but others they thought of as cute!

[@machstormer]

Worse than that, wait until the human adults find out the Harvesters were killing CHILDREN!

[@Emilberntler]

@@machstormer oh... oh sh*t

[@Nick0utd00rs]

definitely needs a follow up of humans whipping out the harvesters @@machstormer

[@Allantitan]

⁠@@machstormereven worse wait till the harvesters realize the human they fought was just a young child who’s probably about half as big as an average adult and even smaller then some of our bodybuilders and special forces

[@snidecommenter7117]

@@machstormer There is one story somewhere on youtube where an aggressive race killed some human children... The rest of the galaxy sucked wind when they saw what followed.

[@darwinskeeper421]

It does sound like a human child was beating up harvesters for the love of everything cute and cuddly.

[@joshroundtree8751]

Note to cute aliens. Find you some human friends... nobody Frick's with you again.

[@Allantitan]

And as an added benefit you get more hugs/cuddles/treats then you know what to do with

[@Warutteri]

Nobody hurts the fluffies indeed, not while any humans still draw breath at least 😁

[@KroMagnum4]

They Fluffed around and found out!

[@snidecommenter7117]

And then the council learns that Jess is a half-grown juvenile of her species... Oh my...

[@tabithachastain6999]

Hell hath no fury like a human protecting babies

[@Allantitan]

Only thing worse is a human who just saw babies die needlessly

[@MyrdinAnnoth]

Protect the fluffies, protect the agro squirrel!

[@edparagonpc]

Nobody hurts the fluffies I love it

[@Maeshalanadae]

Yeah, protecting cute adorable crits is something a human would do.

[@Allantitan]

Their just lucky that no human parents were around as well with their kids

[@Ryvaken]

Your way of expressing that made me imagine a ball pit filled with giant soft fuzzy dice where every side is 20. And now I'm sad I can't swim in one.

[@siliciaveerah9327]

remember MOST of the DOOM series is one man committing genocide because someone killed his bunny

[@KumkumBeats]

@@siliciaveerah9327and John wick

[@SLEPhoto]

Wait until they realize that scary monster species is just a youngling.

[@user-cb3lr7jt5p]

A club is half of our basic armory. Throw in a torch and we are good to go with full tilt Rock-N-Roll.

[@derekstein6193]

If bonk don't work, kill it with fire.

[@owenthompson4071]

Reminded me of 1251 Ode to a stick we lost because when you strip a human of their ships armor their guns are empty and they are lying in the mud covered in blood and the sweat of battle they will drag themselves to their feet and they will find a stick and know how to use it.

[@snidecommenter7117]

@@owenthompson4071 There was one fight during WW1 where the Princess Patricias were cut off during an offensive. The ammunition was spent, their rifles broken, their bayonets broken, so they used the several cases of baseball bats sent to the front in error - instead of the rear recreation areas.

[@stevenrodriguez763]

Even guns turn into clubs once the ammunition runs dry:

[@kennethhummel4409]

Ah, the cursed double edged sword of parenthood.

[@MisterZalem]

"sir, brass is trying to ban humans cause of what it did." Leaf(?): "I don't give a parrot flying ass what they want! A juvenile human did cleaned house with a make shift weapon. The hell do you think a squad of adults will do to us if we piss them off!"

[@theengagedfew]

Whatever they want. They're about to learn about The Melian Dialogue.

[@georgerowe2784]

NOBODY hurts the fluffies...or she'll pop their skulls like a zit!

[@archeyassassin]

No one threatens yougnins in front of humans. Yougins are innocent and deserve to have their innocence preserved. For the autor for the narrator!

[@donaldscholand4617]

For all things cute and cuddly!

[@Maddog3060]

Smart xeno, recognizing that you keep someone from being an enemy if you make them a friend And Jess sounds young. Wait 'til the spiny sees what a fully grown and trained soldier can do.

[@Allantitan]

Or even what a parent protecting their kids can do

[@sysbofh]

@@Allantitan That's even worse. I'd take the soldier anytime.

[@Allantitan]

@@sysbofh why cause there’s a better chance of survival?

[@sysbofh]

@@Allantitan You can surrender to a soldier. Try doing that to a parent.

[@Allantitan]

@@sysbofh no thanks I’d rather run away for as long as I can

[@mrmors1344]

humans at some point after this story; "hey fluffy friends, we tamed some harvesters. and are now selling them as domesticated pets on our homeworld. would you like some as well?"

[@Ackalan]

"They are mostly harmless after you rip off their arms."

[@rewater]

@@Ackalan I think you mean we "lightly liberated hostile appendages" from otherwise harmless creatures.

[@theengagedfew]

@@AckalanI'm sure we determined that the arms were vestigial and, therefore, unnecessary...just like their teeth.

[@lumberluc]

Humans can do so much damage with a metal pipe than any killer race. Plus, she was holding onto sentient porcupines? Their nice rodents.

[@Netherdan]

Sapient porcupines with eagle claws, it seems

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

​@@Netherdan porcupines are tree dwellers and carry their young. They have very sharp claws. We had a porcupine living in our tree in oregon. It was incredibly cute and would eat fruit and nuts we left for it.

[@artserg2169]

@@lrmackmcbride7498 yeah, porcupines love climbing trees though they are not good climbers, often falling from great heights they even evolved to better survive the fall

[@Netherdan]

@@lrmackmcbride7498 I learned something new, thanks! So I'm assuming the baby claws are sharper just like kittens, then?

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

@@Netherdan very sharp

[@ZUCCDAD]

Hfy is one of the few communities that makes so much content that makes you feel good. Like some kind of pro human feeling of hell yeah we are human. If there is something else out there I'm glad we are us. Through violence and kindness. Through misery and love.

[@brentmartin6833]

Ngl, they had me at the beginning. With the Harvesters being called Harvey, I was thinking Fluffy Bunnies. The reason they hadn't left was due to being cuddled and hugged and rocked back and forth and being called George. But then if they were being *bad* buns then George would have to be punished. The Harvey "squeak! help!"

[@weirdlan.d3144]

RIP AND TEAR FOR ALL THAT IS CUTE AND CUDDLY!!!!

[@ragnarrskulkrew6232]

For the Fluffiest of Floofs!

[@WanitaLund]

Ok but this was a child - can you imagine what the adults are going to do once they find out ?

[@msm007]

The harvesters will soon be paid a visit by a squad of Human Marines.

[@seldonwright4345]

​@@msm007back up by tons of pizzed off women. It was after all ' just a mere girl' 😂

[@philycia1220]

Its sooooooooooooo fluffy! Tears apart wall for a weapon nobody hurts the fluffy! 💞

[@zanthimos]

You're damn right! Nobody hurts the fluffies! On this or any world!

[@FuryHawk4040]

My fellow Earthlings, this is your President. The Harvesters are attacking the Fluffy homeworld. This time, they will have to deal with more than a six year old girl. We go to war. Nobody hurts the Fluffies!

[@redraptorx1066]

just wait till the galaxy figures out what "frag around and find out" leads to. that was a child protecting babies.

[@JoseLay]

So Tribbles with claws and spines, still cute...!

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

Porcupines. That is how they carry their young.

[@Meowthix]

@@lrmackmcbride7498 I'm enjoying the thought of spiky tribbles tbh.

[@user-dc6yw7nv2h]

Thank you for boosting the audio I am an old guy who really enjoys your different voices and the energy you put into the narration. And the fact that I can hear it and your enunciation is wonderful. From. An old guy who is very hard of hearing,and a b I g Sci fi fan, thank you

[@alfredsutton4412]

Jess sounds like my oldest daughter. She can can become a Viking War Princess if anyone offers to hurt or neglect a child. It's the nature of mother genes in a human female. Not every female has the gene, but when they do, watch out. The swing a mean, sharp sword. Good read, Sir. Well done.

[@calvingreene90]

For the love of all things holy make these pathilogical battle apes our friends. They are great friends and terrible to their enemies. --- Leef.

[@dmaxcustom]

A guy killed a whole gang of russian for a puppy. And that was the correct thing to do. You dont hurt the fluffies.

[@themaskedhobo]

I heard he once killed three men in a bar with a pencil.

[@merlinathrawes746]

My son-in-law is a former Army Ranger. One of the guys he knew in the sandbox had a confirmed kill using a... spork. Yes, you read that right.

[@lrmackmcbride7498]

​@@merlinathrawes746 do you have any idea how many people are killed in prison with spoons? That is how jeffery dahmer was killed. Stabbed to death with a spoon.

[@iamnotamused317]

@@merlinathrawes746 Where the hell did he find a spork?

[@dmaxcustom]

@@themaskedhobo I read this comment with Vigo's voice. XD

[@quinnhasse9170]

FLUFFY IS MINE!!! Must protect and tear

[@Gilhelmi]

Until it is done.

[@TheGreyGhost873]

FOR THE FLUFFYS

[@blazermettro2059]

I hope we keep that mentally when we eventually reach this level of advancement. Though maybe we could do without the crazed factor.

[@homoerectus6953]

ok im 52 and this made my eye leak......."for the story, for the voice, for the fluffies"

[@andrewerickson6690]

43 and my face is wet

[@samg1158]

You forgot, "for the algorithm"

[@homoerectus6953]

@@samg1158 yes but the fookin wet eyes....mate

[@samg1158]

@homoerectus6953 nah man, I'm not crying, it's those ninjas cutting onions......

[@benjamintherogue2421]

This is a pretty excellent sci-fi story, adorable fluffies aside. The detail of the tech as well as the procedure of boarding and scanning the station are very detailed. I think it should have probably required an entire squad to do this, but I think this story gets most things right. I hope this author decides to do more sci-fi stories.

[@kyleeames8229]

Cute story. Though I do hope that if and when our descendants do encounter other sapient beings, they are wise enough not to decide matters of diplomacy on the basis of “pretty privilege.” That said yes, the Fluffies were saved! Huzzah!

[@KopperNeoman]

While there are exceptions, it's not a bad idea to make first impressions based on looks. A good diet and decent personal grooming are indicative of desirable personality traits: whilst obesity or deliberately destroying your appearance indicate the opposite. For those aliens who look naturally hideous, they can take it up with God, I dunno.

[@rheinbewachen1211]

No one shall hurt the little ones!

[@theshadyprotector8412]

A child butched a raiding party of Harvesters. As soon as the word gets back to Earth, there will no longer be a Harvester problem.

[@bufordg6231]

Bounty on harvesters. 5000 galactic credits for each confirmed kill.

[@vampf5700]

Do not Touch the Fluffi babys

[@meggammacisaacrylie7869]

In defense of all that is cute and fluffy!!!

[@NathanBChampine]

Wait until they meet the adults and they find what the Harvesters did. They will never harvest anything again.

[@fabianwood9457]

Hope there is more of this story

[@M.MahdiBKH]

Needed a heart warming story like this in my day.

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Don't get between a "Mama Bear" and her "children"!!! LOL!!! Great story; excellent narration!

[@user-xt1fm9rh6r]

I love this story....... I have listen to it about 20 times...... Almost know it word for word.....

[@ashleyford8050]

Jess is correct, no one. hurts. the. fluffies.

[@nooneofimportance2110]

Oh PLEASE tell me there is more to this story😍. I want to hear more about the goings on in this universe.

[@MidnightSmoke]

Awesome story Agro. Here is a like and comment for the story and to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@TheFlyingGreenMonkey]

I love these first contact stories were humans are protective monsters. Long shot but if anyone could recommend an actual book similar to this I'd appreciate it.

[@queenbee8045]

Jess is a child judging from the speech patterns. The fluffiest don’t have to worry about the harvesters. Once these security logs get back to earth hunting season will open on the harvesters. You dared to attack younglings and one of ours no less. No you have lost your free trial of life.

[@enriquehirshfeltikov2395]

Had to listen again ... this one is so good.

[@mouserr]

i expect Jess is a cat owner and thus immune, even at a young age, to friendly daggers and playful mauling ... mostly

[@brianmeeks6494]

I've watched this hundreds of times and I keep watching it. Siri you do this story Justice

[@grynnreaper6266]

God i love the stories where humans protect fluffy things

[@Gilhelmi]

For the Fluffies! For The Algorithm!

[@tauroaaron6952]

Please continue the chapters of 'The Nature of Predators'

[@rainynight02]

If that's the one I'm thinking of, he can't. Series got picked up by a publisher and gonna be officially published as a series. Which means he can't record any more about it because of legal issues. If it's the one I'm thinking of anyways.

[@samg1158]

​@@rainynight02Dungeon Life is having that occur, I don't know if Nature of Predators is also having those talks.

[@dylanchillin407]

@@rainynight02 A series, what do you mean? Ain't noone can voice a Sci-fi like AgroSquirrel!!! Other than Steven Fry of course...I did love Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy in his voice.

[@SiegeTF]

Is this a Moopsy? I bet this is a Moopsy. This is gonna be a Moopsy, isn't it?

[@nicholasroach880]

This would be an awesome edition to the deathworlder universe.

[@RealArcalian]

Greetings, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Don't hurt the sentient that look like pets! An interesting companion to the Alien Abudctions story from a while back.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

A good story kind of reminds me of The Last Stand version of cute and cuddly

[@MrMaradok]

Had to rewind to catch the beginning

[@renaissancepress247]

Brilliant!

[@lonely_neko9644]

This one remind me of the babysitter.

[@jaystewart1420]

For the fluffies. For the algorithm.

[@hammerspace8866]

ah another nice story, thank you for narating

[@EAZ36588]

I'm hoping the story continues.

[@kdmbigpig]

For the Fluffies !!

[@nomohakon6257]

Thanks for the smile, both author and narrator.

[@peekakuchu6878]

Fuffies too adorable! FOR THE ALGORITHM

[@JeremyMarcum1]

Rip and tear until its done.

[@alexandermathieson4774]

For the Algorithm For the Author For the Fluffies.

[@charleswidmore5458]

one of my favourites. For the Fluffies!

[@CUBETechie]

Please i need to see the picture of this fluffies

[@dylanchillin407]

Nobody hurts the Fluffies! WORLDS....WILL...BURN!!!!

[@jameshall6071]

Man this story made me shed a few tears

[@kerbalairforce8802]

"Why do i hear boss music?"

[@Rooks37]

I want the picture of those fluffies used in the thumbnail, please?

[@elduquecaradura1468]

That girl went full Doom Slayer on the Harversters with lots of fluffy baby stingers all over her back stabbing her (not on purpouse) and using a metal pipe as a weapon? No surprise the Spine-Leader prefer humanity as allies

[@DJ_Bonebraker]

I mean when you consider that part of the reason the Doom Slayer went full Doom Slayer on all of Hell for goodness only knows how long & slaughtered enough demons to actually become their equivalent of the bogeyman & have an entire scripture dedicated to warning other demons about him was because they killed his pet rabbit....

[@Questor-ky2fv]

Humans will even bond with non-living things, and even with imaginary invisible entities, virtual beings, TV show characters, or even creepy stuff like bugs. Add fur, and we will annihilate anyone who tries to hurt the fluffies! This is funny and heartwarming. It is also scary. I have a Nova Mini Mack rolling walker. I named it Warp 9. It goes everywhere with me, or more accurately, I go everywhere with its help. I'm in my mid-60s. No one hurts the fluffies, or hurts or steals Warp 9!

[@rogergreenwood3409]

well read great story

[@Tempestan]

Rip and tear until it is done! Those poor Harvesters, they have no idea.....

[@FuckThis5134]

I really liked this one! :)

[@CUBETechie]

I would love to see this cute pictures 😮😊

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Amazing read.

[@hawkforce4295]

STAR TREK had them! Only called them TRIBBLES? LoL

[@darkestwilightt]

I have a Tribble lol

[@richardorta8960]

That would be a heck of an action movie!

[@Chronofrost001]

Fantastic story, masterfully read as usual

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!

[@alfreddelcrow9941]

Yah! Jess would most likely be an elementary student and their afraid of her. How scared to you think they'll be when they meet her most likely VERY ANGRY Parents. 😁

[@shrubman3422]

Yeah that is not even the scariest part. Not only did Jess kill her way through a 12 on 1 Harvester attack with several babies clawing on her back just playing defense. She hit Leef in full combat armour with a pipe so hard she started pushing him back despite the fact he was Blocking the hits. That would be like you hitting Master Chief with a pipe so hard that even through he blocked them he gets pushed back from the impact. Now keep in mind that this is just a "Juvenile" of the Species. Yeah I would be scared too.