Don't Do It! | Gabriel Iglesias

[@racheallange2056]

Tell the truth I am an American ( Kentucky) and my husband is German ....he laughed to tears when he heard this ...We both love Fluffy!!!

[@majormononoke8958]

y, you know who didnt laugh? the JEWS

[@racheallange2056]

@@majormononoke8958 Are you attacking me because my husband is German? I don´t see you complaining about other comments with others laughing.

[@zeldaconnection9945]

@@majormononoke8958 So i can`t be both, German and Jew? Think first write than Rassist!

[@lehaidang2602]

@@racheallange2056 it's just a joke

[@Red_Fox_87]

@@zeldaconnection9945 no, it means you didn't get the joke... Take your own advice.

[@freddymorel9076]

As a German, I bursted out into laughter 😂 That joke was on point 😂

[@StarboyXL9]

German fucked around, German found out lol

[@patriciajrs46]

Very cool.

[@hankklassen4295]

I'm a German /Canadian, I was crying with laughter.

[@thejester321]

same XD

[@cv507]

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[@sharalakid]

As someone from Poland i absolutely laughed my ass off!

[@MarshallRedmon01]

Lol

[@Twisted_Code]

Just to confirm for my own sake, that was a World War II joke right?

[@dawi8929]

@@Twisted_Code yes, it was

[@BurntoutBastard]

Mah Country-humans fan ass self: God damn -3-

[@rickelleman6613]

Ah, but at least some Poles KNEW the Germans were coming. One branch of my family lived in Krakow. The day after the Nazis demanded the Sudetenland, the went to a bank, mortgaged their property, bought boat tickets and emigrated to the US.

[@Violindsey94]

I saw him live back in February and am going to see him again at the end of September. He's even better in person!

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

The show he’s talking bout or THIS show

[@Violindsey94]

@@REDOYSTERCULT302 Completely different show. I'm talking about his 2022 shows

[@michaeltheoret3842]

Man, I would LOVE to go to one of His Shows !

[@cornholio8715]

@@michaeltheoret3842 made it to 2 of them you would love it

[@larryrodriguez1977]

where?

[@HuSHBeats808]

As an Indian, he second he said "and then we got to Delhi" I knew some shit bad boutta happen... 😭🤣

[@shubhamsagarsingh9451]

This here is so true 🤣

[@operatorchakkoty4257]

The Berlin of India. If shit goes down, it goes down in Delhi.

[@donlove011]

I just red your comment in Indian accent and I almost choked. 😀

[@shelia-paulettegarnerrober4355]

😆🤣😂

[@thelostsoul5531]

@@donlove011 you know you heard Apu.

[@MarshallRedmon01]

6:05 "Yeah, felt like Poland" I laughed hard while my brother is looking at me (I don't get it) then Gabriel answered for me

[@crix_b1047]

I didn't know there were going to be Russians around here. Felt like Ukraine.

[@kaceyskeens4247]

@@crix_b1047 Wise men say only fools Russ ian

[@crix_b1047]

@@kaceyskeens4247 Oh dear me, that was indeed hilarious

[@TheFifhtEye]

Being a Pole and a grandson of the Polish Resistance Army fighter during WW2 I did snort at that, that was funny as hell:)

[@InteloPL]

​@@crix_b1047same for Poles in 39, 17 days later...

[@limelimelimee]

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve quoted *”DON DO IT- DON DO IT”* he delivered that perfectly.

[@maryturner3350]

OMG , Gabriel this is ,and you are everything I need today . I stopped crying and can't stop laughing!

[@fengxiaoyang]

I hope you recovered from whatever that made you cry

[@ipekkutlu78]

Completely agree😂

[@nielsprovoost4203]

So basically you’re crying again but for good reasons

[@josh2Sides2]

Me too

[@philipchurch9848]

Fluffy you are so needed and appreciated in this world. I never can keep a bad attitude after watching even just a few minutes of your amazing entertainment style.

[@deaththekid705]

As someone from germany, this is pure gold

[@BjornIronSid3]

Nobody has ever made me laugh so hard like Fluffy does i sincerly love everything you do :)

[@thakidrashad_1289]

Same man I was in tears

[@HundredSlot]

Aries Spears too

[@mako7054]

George Carlin

[@gracieg7601]

@@mako7054 with Mexican heritage. He’s fantastic. I love the story about Dave. His bus driver.

[@XzzVttll]

lol, you have to work out on your social life and frieds

[@williamludvigsen4812]

“I was just waiting for one of them to go FAT MAN” has me rolling😂😂

[@harueveningtide9796]

Fluffy losing 100 pounds gave me the strength to keep on pushing to lose my weight. Thank you Fluffy, you are a miracle in this world and a blessing

[@robblequoffle8456]

Better for Gabe to lose 100 pounds than to lose Gabe.

[@clarissacota2047]

Been a year but hey I hope your weight loss journey is going strong! 🫡

[@Doragonkyasuta]

Whenever I see this joke, I am always thinking the whole time how ironic that Fanta, a drink originally invented in 1940 Germany as a Coca Cola alternative due to trade embargoes, is popular in India. However the Indians are afraid of the Germans at the venue, then the one German who was confronting Fluffy exclaimed "they do not like Fanta". Sometimes a joke can have so much meaning behind it, depending on ones perspective.

[@arrowblue3909]

But they do like VW cars tho xp

[@keithfrost7228]

Life and soul of a party right here....🙄

[@michealfenton9829]

@@arrowblue3909 kinda funny fluffy likes Volkswagen too Edit: omg this is the most likes I've ever gotten, the most I get is like 1 or 2

[@TheHippieJoe_real]

I thought I was watching KZbin not the history channel

[@Whiskeyactual9531]

Huh, I learned something today. Thank-you

[@kathleen2754]

This one about the Germans has got to be one of the funniest I have ever heard. I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and my ribs hurt. Thank you Fluffy for being so funny

[@neonhomer]

Martin: "Don't do it!" Gabriel: "Too late! Fluffy's pissed!"

[@Auspop]

Und Ja, that night some fat Mexican guy got killed xD JK i love the guy...

[@Foresight_Dreamer]

One of my favorite jokes of his 🙌🏼🤣 been a fan since I was 16

[@ohsess4066]

As a 6 foot German i cannot stop laughing about Lufthansa flight story xD

[@mattway18]

Is it because of the blood of-

[@larrymay9161]

I've been following you for years and you never fail to crack me up thank you blessings

[@vegasboast]

I will second this.....

[@SherryAnn1967]

I am part German and Polish and I loved the joke. At first I was like, no he didn't just say that and then I laughed a little. Fluffy does it again.

[@Commandasaurus]

The "I felt like Poland"-Joke gets me every single time ^^ That is not only smart, it is really creeping up on you, awesome line :D

[@teresagoodwin7458]

Fluffy, you are a priceless national treasure!!! Your humor always has me in stitches 🤣 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I never get tired of listening to you and your stories which are funnier because you incorporate things that really happen to you!! Truly priceless and EPIC and super hysterically funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I pray I get to see you at least once live!! Thanks for the laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@Mostaism]

Bro, I've seen this joke dozens of times since you first posted it. Every time, every, single, time, I crack up. You kill me. I know it's coming, and even as I fold over laughing, I find myself saying "that's messed up bro". And THAT'S why it's funny. Love your work, keep pushing boundaries

[@ryanmccullymothafukars3253]

Right lol

[@ntvypr4820]

This man can make the BEST sound effects to illustrate his jokes. He has beat Cosby, and stepped up into Pryor and Murphy territory!

[@mycroft16]

There's something insanely hilarious about a large Mexican doing flawless impersonations of accents. Fluffy is king. Every damn time my face hurts. The Poland joke was top shelf man. That was funny shit right there.

[@joe_legend.05]

I was cracking up when he said "Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't do it"!!

[@josephparis9736]

Greatest comedian going today! You are definitely the Fluffy guy! Good to hear that you lost all that weight and are in much better health. Laughter threw unity. Keep the great stand up comedy coming.

[@terry4751]

I died when he said "blood of jews"🤣

[@higherup9862]

So did some Palestinians.

[@celicacornelissen5523]

¨Blood of Jews¨ made me spit my drink over the tabel and than they laugh like klingons from stare trek lol

[@PipiripauBrand]

Hahaha! great show Gabriel, always killing it

[@Lazarus-aap]

I am dutch and at some point i lived in Hong Kong and worked for a german company. There were times i couldn't even understand what they said due to their heavy accent. Had to be professional and not laugh at their accent. They were all amazing people though and i had an unforgettable and awesome time there

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

This is the single funniest joke he has ever said, especially that "felt like Poland" joke. 😂😂😂

[@CommodoreFloopjack78]

"Und release the bat!"🤣

[@Ahdtsjjjtdyhjryik]

Dang it ya made me laugh. Gods bless ya Fluffy!

[@eddiedeloyjr3135]

You are an awesome comic bro. Please keep up the great shows. God knows this hateful planet needs the laughs.

[@cmpoliver3499]

My jaw is sore from laughing so hard. Dang this is good 🤣🤣🤣

[@nyrican4t]

The tears keep coming no matter how many times I hear this!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@garthhunt7238]

This is like the third time I’ve watched this video in less than a year- it is Classic Fluffy Gold!!

[@thenamesianna]

I laughed so hard on the "blood of Jews" joke that I choked on my own saliva

[@pollypockets508]

One of the best storytellers

[@ThatOneKpopAdict]

My dad played some of your jokes on Pandora one time when my family and I were going on a really long road trip, and now I'm hooked 🤣. That was like 3-4 years ago. Thank you for the laughs my family and I have had 😂

[@treyowen9213]

0:55 this is why I love Marrteen so much, he’s the biggest nerd out of the whole squad.

[@ipekkutlu78]

Fluffy you are so sweet. You got my vote on the " blood of xxxxx" 🤣🥰

[@Gestrid]

I'm American, and this joke killed me!

[@hebrewhammer4086]

This is one of my favorite segment of all time lmao. I love it!

[@aartj5kids5]

You look fabulous! I hope you feel as good as you look.

[@snowdog03]

This is from at least 16 years ago.

[@larrymay9161]

I've been following you for years you've never failed to crack me up thank you God bless

[@sam5619]

So excited for your performance in Knoxville this year! My mom and I love your videos and now I finally get to take her to see you in person! Keep being awesome and funny! 😊😊

[@samanthabennett-medievh5328]

He felt like Poland. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wolfrainexxx]

When those intrusive thoughts win.

[@margaretpenny1604]

Laughter is like a medicine.

[@IAMTURDLE]

I miss Mr Iglesias now I finished the series and it was amazing I LAB YA GABRIEL

[@Mr_Milo7978]

You taught me more Spanish than middle and high school

[@leomdk939]

That's because you didn't pay attention or give any effort in school. That's on you.

[@LycanFerret]

@@leomdk939 Speak for yourself. I loved French, took 5 years of it. Did great on all the tests, passed each year with a 95. But the second I left the classroom, it was as if it all just evaporated from my brain. Two years later, I can't even say a sentence. I'm not even sure how I managed to forget 5 years when I wrote entire essays in French in the class.

[@Mr_Milo7978]

@@leomdk939 I didn't even take Spanish stupid

[@leomdk939]

@@LycanFerret You're a liar --- I guarantee you remember more from those 5 years than you do from one stand up video, which is what we're talking about, in case you didn't get it.

[@leomdk939]

You are a liar.

[@saracuevasart]

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." John 3:16

[@Luxurywon]

Heaven yes

[@Ilikepie415]

Thank you for going to fox woods today I loved the 9:30 show and I loved how you stay extra Time love every bit of it wish I would have met you but I was in the balcony. Keep doing what you do. Hope everything go better for you have a safe trip home also hope Frank is doing well

[@ckaydw]

You have to be one of the funniest man I have ever heard. You’re so awesome and I would love to,see you live. I pray great success for you always. God Bless 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@patriciajrs46]

Fluffy is terrific. Always. No matter how many times you hear it.

[@br4524]

I have covid very bad right now in my lungs and can't laugh normally but i do what i can. Love you Fluffy. Thank you

[@the_real_hannibal]

6:02 7:38 I'm a history nerd, this had me DYING 😂

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

Same 😂🤣 6:02 had me dying

[@sayonarasekai6397]

can you pls explain me that poland joke...m not a history nerd..pls help me

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

@@sayonarasekai6397 Poland is the 1st country Germany invaded in WW2. It's what supposedly started the war.

[@lelouchvibritannia4028]

@@sayonarasekai6397 Although I personally blame the British and French for declaring war on Germany.

[@gokureka2751]

his voice impressions are just outclass the bats flapping their wongs, him making sound of getting kicked JUST AMAZING

[@dawi8929]

Greetings from Germany 😉 Love your shows and especially this one. So true and so funny in a nutshell 👍🏻😂😂😂

[@watertiger007]

Fluffy is lucky he doesn’t have long hair. Happen to my mom as a kid. She had long hair and a bat flew into her head and got caught in her hair. It got itself loose after a few minutes, but the event freaked my mom out so bad that she still has a slight fear of bats.

[@noodlelord6315]

batwoman origin story

[@cynthiaslaton5643]

HBO

[@macforme]

Fluffy crossed the line and lived to tell about it.

[@joyful_yolk123]

"I had to idea there were gonna be Germans tonight" "I felt like Poland" 💀

[@tayyoung8002]

I feel like the germans always get left out of these jokes so I feel like they actually really enjoyed this. Shout out to international recognition!

[@boyfangirl6321]

The getting rebooked onto a German airline thing was so crazily hilarious even Fluffy couldn't help chuckling a little- 😂

[@shelia-paulettegarnerrober4355]

You look awesome Fluffy ! Congrats on the weight loss ! 👏👏👏👏

[@marcochapi800]

Honestly this has to be one of the most funniest jokes out there from fluffy😂

[@trishvusstig2423]

Omg a Bat.. I do love Strawberry Fanta Drink.. Thanks Gabriel for making me laugh.. You the Man.. AKA.. Fluffy.. :)

[@deirdreblignaut7390]

Priceless, Fluffy; PRICELESS!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@moneyboy4754]

As a german I can confirm that you are loved over here as well

[@jenni9902]

When he describes the sound of bats I could almost imagine it so well that I can see the bat. Und release the bat! 🦇

[@SilverWhitefang]

Found this to be very amusing, keep up those jokes and laughs! It sure had me laughing a few.

[@fernandoeslaquit817]

Hey dude it is so hilarious that I never thought the jokes in english were really that funny until I watched your videos, congratulations for that since you're making people's lives to forget about any trouble they are facing.

[@thomaskeil1437]

You have to know your audience. Humor can cut through bias and prejudice with a very sharp edge. Fluffy took a risk there and came out as he intended, funny. He knew his audience. What he is doing on stage seems almost spontaneous, but I bet a great deal of preparation, practice and thought goes into each joke. Comedy is hard.

[@ThatApexGuy34]

" I was waiting for one of them to go, "Hey, fat man!"" Had me on the floor dying.

[@OnlyTrueNeko]

As a german this is the funniest shit ive heared xD well done! i barly crack up so much

[@aprilchen4834]

As a history teacher, thank you Fluffy!😅

[@spatzenseevetal]

As a German I laughed really hard.

[@paulcollyer801]

It’s one thing to live a funny story, it’s a whole other level telling it so darned well

[@Gabber1110]

The line "i was just waiting for one of em to go FAT MAN" made me laugh harder than normal

[@jrshivley]

That was one as soon as you wished you could eat your words as soon as you said them 😮 Love you Fluffy ❤❤❤

[@deboraballes9044]

His bat noises are spot on😆

[@localvibes1576]

Where’s my German people who enjoy watching Gabriel 🇩🇪❤️

[@Flips2105]

Hallo mein Lieber 🇩🇪

[@clydepeligro2994]

FORGIVE ME FLUFFYYYY!!!!!! THIS IS FOR SELENAAA!!!!! YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY WE HISPANICS ARE FOR SALINASSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[@stelladominguez8317]

I loved Richard Pryor, I liked the jello man bill Cosby and I also like Eddie Murphy, but you man you get the golden crown in comedy keep on doing what you're doing your the best. God loves you and so does most of the world

[@lupabomba5360]

I’m American/ German and like 3% Indian so this video was meant for me. Can’t stop laughing!!!!

[@averylchapman3896]

Thank you for all the laughter. You are a nice man

[@tayyoung8002]

This guy has got me cracking up over every joke!!!

[@TURBOMIKEIFY]

"Lord Farquad! He Huffed, and He Puffed, and he...."

[@SithArbiter1157]

"...signed an eviction notice!" 🤣

[@nazarromanyshyn4767]

I watch those videos so many times and they still get me xD, thank you for this!

[@joannasowinska6789]

I'm Polish and this is HILARIOUS! 🤣

[@adventuresofsven2314]

OMG!! You are the Best Gabriel.I was laughing so hard. I'm German,but grew up in the states.When you said "Blood of Jews " i was like "Ohh f**k,but then laughed. Btw congratulations on loosing a 100 pounds, thats awesome. Stay safe,Stay awesome and God Bless.

[@joannahuc1318]

When you said you felt like Poland, i almost peed in my pants. I am Polish and love your work.

[@eliseomolina1742]

im supposed to be doing homework but even then fluffy does not fail to make me laugh 🤣🤣🤣

[@juriesser9607]

I am german and I laughed my ass off 😂😂😂 And the Indians are funny as well „dooont do it“ 😂😂😂

[@hugominecraft7470]

Eres un genio, saludos desde España

[@annxiao7721]

He is such a great storyteller

[@Tuukkis]

This was the funniest thing I have seen in ages. I fucking love Fluffy.

[@JustAFungii]

I can never stop smiling when i watch these videos