Happy throwback Thursday from 2012! #GabrielIglesias
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@cr1spy.s0cks924 жыл бұрын
“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed.” 😂
@Lrxxx3214 жыл бұрын
Facts I swear that's all Islanders even the rest of Carribean
@aliviastolley1094 жыл бұрын
Being a Cuban I can confirm it’s true 😂
@mariaalexander4274 жыл бұрын
So true! 🤣
@dickrichard55794 жыл бұрын
Frosty Fries_xx bro......cocaine
@ravsinghrajput21054 жыл бұрын
Cubans do my lawn work,,,, And I call them Mexicans, they love it😂🤣
@realsanmer3 жыл бұрын
“(Speaks spanish)” 11/10 subtitles.
@Nothingfoo90z3 жыл бұрын
They too lazy for that 😭
@Xerdar363 жыл бұрын
Well.. technically the subtitles are not wrong
@josselinguajala81583 жыл бұрын
HAHAAHAHABHA
@---jb1dv3 жыл бұрын
@@Xerdar36 bruh r/Technicallythetruth
@thedragonofcanada66593 жыл бұрын
@@---jb1dv r/ihavereddit
@yollandacarvalho72653 жыл бұрын
"you just have to listen the way the person is speaking spanish" *brazilian just left the room*
@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza83333 жыл бұрын
How many Brazilians are living in the US and where? In example Mexicans California and Texas, Cubans the Florida, Puerto Riquean New York.
@jorgevecinocastro34073 жыл бұрын
Galicians entered the room
@paulosales63223 жыл бұрын
@@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 I don’t know the numbers, but there are a lot of Brazilians living in Florida and NY (but mainly in Florida)
@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza83333 жыл бұрын
@@paulosales6322 I bet you will is true, but, in some way or some how you are not making noise in the point the average gringo feel a chill in his back bone.
@artie60383 жыл бұрын
@@rayalbertogutierrezbalanza8333 The mainly louder brazilians are in tokyo right now.
@federicoverdicchio2 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said the Cuban cafecito was a tiny shot I instantly thought it's like how we take espressos here in Italy. Just did a little research and found out in fact that it was developed by the first Italian immigrants in Cuba. Then, it became part of the Cuban culture who brought it to Miami. It's incredible how much history we share together.
@hernan29072 жыл бұрын
Just to have an idea, Latin America was conquer by Spaniards and among the first to stablish in Latin America, there were quite a few Italians.
@victorialee1323 Жыл бұрын
My cousin from Michigan came to visit me few years ago, and I offered him an espresso after lunch in a bar. He was so pissed off that the italian espresso is less than a half of an american one, and he was about to just drink it all at once and I told him to sip it slowly, also because it burns the tongue. He was really amazed of this way to take one's time to have a good cup of coffee, he was babbling things like "look, for me and my friends the point is the quantity... This is about the quality and the care". I loved his epiphany
@heidydiazdearcelanda8982 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely right. I am cuban and when I visited Italy I discovered that italians use to drink coffee just like us
@jal051 Жыл бұрын
@@hernan2907 That's because a big chunk of current Italy was part of the kingdom of Spain during the 16th and 17th centuries.
@marlenemurias269 Жыл бұрын
Federico, there are also old Italian enclaves within Spain. Many Italian-Spanish, in the past, were sent to the island. So, we took the espresso from you. Not only that, you gave us your love of music ( opera), and the lasagna and your fine ways to make pastries ( pastelitos). People don’t talk about the many cultural aspects we inherited from the Italians.
@salleymalia67623 жыл бұрын
Gabriel: “How many Latinos are in the crowd?” Crowd: “Yes”
@camilanunez81083 жыл бұрын
@Rogan Bella chill bro
@wastedpotential99453 жыл бұрын
@Rogan Bella what a fuckin nerd
@davyhekate88803 жыл бұрын
@Rogan Bella im not gonna read that
@carnage29673 жыл бұрын
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@DFOS10013 жыл бұрын
@Rogan Bella Latino is someone who was born in a country where they speaks latin (no one) or any derivate of the language as a main. So, pretty much any spanish, portuguese, italian and the like, are latinos. You need to cool your engines.
@MohamedAlsultan-b5d4 жыл бұрын
Red bull gives you wings Cuban coffee: it’ll make you swim all the way to the US
@mikehanlam95184 жыл бұрын
hmmm... I am Asian, may I know is that belongs to pure coffee? or there's something else added on?
@SA2004YG4 жыл бұрын
@@mikehanlam9518 lots of sugar in it too. Some people call Cuban coffee "Cuban crack"
@AlexLay4 жыл бұрын
@HL - Hombres Libres MGTOW cuban coffee was the best too at some point, it has a lot of sugar
@charmagne21024 жыл бұрын
@@mikehanlam9518 "Cuban coffee" = expresso.
@hiveminder9414 жыл бұрын
Cuban cofee; gives you fins
@rickygarza48014 жыл бұрын
He ain’t lying my dad is Mexican and my mom is Cuban and the differences in the Spanish between both of them is wild lol
@dropfiyz54674 жыл бұрын
i wonder how the arguments are lmao
@rickygarza48014 жыл бұрын
Dropfiyz it’s entertaining lol
@patrickjenkins63834 жыл бұрын
Ricky Garza: Being a (non-latino) Black American, I've made El Español my (2nd) language. You're quite fortunate to have parents who speak with (2) DISTINCT ACCENTS. Every Spanish accent is interesting in its own way, but for some reason, the CUBAN & MEXICAN styles are probably my favorites. 💙 😎
@vxsa55463 жыл бұрын
You're mom when she argues with your dad " OKAY?!!"
@kimkim-qt6jb3 жыл бұрын
Hi I noticed your a half and half like me hilarious stuff....like torta y tortiqua....and tortiqua is Word for which is usually used for little kids but are completely different!!!!!! Do u know what the 2nd means? 😉
@neb37572 жыл бұрын
Fluffy is a great story teller. He really brings you in to his story and drops a punchline unexpectedly. Brilliant.
@nthgth9 ай бұрын
My favorite kind of stand-up. Dave Chappelle is great at that too, and Bill Burr comes to mind.
@logic25994 жыл бұрын
Every good stories always starts with "Martin and I"
@eduardochiscuet31464 жыл бұрын
So... The other day... Hehe... Marrrrrrtin and I...
@salsabiladeriboy79904 жыл бұрын
Lmao, you really put it in to damn true quote
@JewishCircumcision11553 жыл бұрын
That’s just pure Logic
@twiceutonin3 жыл бұрын
100% guaranteed
@k_djstar2023 жыл бұрын
True...true...
@lizz7414 жыл бұрын
He drank a whole bowl of Cuban coffee!!!???...he'll be awake until January 2021...
@xoxxobob614 жыл бұрын
Cuban coffee ain't No Joke !
@trevormoses50614 жыл бұрын
@@xoxxobob61 Cuban coffee sounds nice.
@MitchellTheMitch4 жыл бұрын
That sounds a bit specific
@hunnysenpai72494 жыл бұрын
Nah man, he'll just get the shits
@edithdlp80454 жыл бұрын
I am mexican american and used to drink cuban coffee during college. Thanks to that coffee I finished school. Today I am a civil engineer.
@dcast781227 Жыл бұрын
I’m not an itto I’m an ande!!!! 😂😂😂 i love how so many of his jokes still make me laugh after all this time
@DoubleM-hf6ih Жыл бұрын
His jokes, the sound effects and the voices he does are the reasons why he’s one of my favorite standup comedians.
@swrry_bae10123 жыл бұрын
"all you have to do is listen to the way the person speaks in spanish" *Laughs in portuguese*
@k1tty.k3 жыл бұрын
You mean “cries in portuguese”, right? Lol
@avinoduerme89953 жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
@nidiabenites82213 жыл бұрын
Callate un rato
@pablocalderon2342-n9s3 жыл бұрын
americans cant tell
@roxassora27063 жыл бұрын
@@pablocalderon2342-n9s Well doesn't portuguese have bits of Spanish? We were never taught portuguese growing up. We see the similarities and a lot of the latino population over here is primarily spanish speaking latinos.
@heavenvalladarez26894 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the Latin American family is very mixed. There are latinos that look totally Asian, others look like europeans and others that are black. You can be confuse in any way.
@francescakibbelaar74654 жыл бұрын
Factssss
@Eviligniter4 жыл бұрын
Because Latinos is a culture, not a race. Italians(the Latin league,Rome was the boss of that one) are the original latinos.
@dominicpersaud11554 жыл бұрын
@@Eviligniter Facts, I just looked it up a Latino can be black, white, Asian whatever
@ost27904 жыл бұрын
@@Eviligniter facts
@KooriAkuma4 жыл бұрын
@@dominicpersaud1155 it confused the hell out me when they ask this in the census because I have no idea what to put. Like you put Latino and then you're asked to specify and I don't wtf to put. Like, am I white? Then why tf are the white ppl hating if we white too 👀
@kallyp3844 жыл бұрын
“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban you’re gonna get stabbed” and THATS on pissed abuelas
@hectorg54564 жыл бұрын
Yeah fuck those guys that made this whole video funny and enjoyable for everyone else to watch lol
@kallyp3844 жыл бұрын
Eros Delorenzi aw we love you too xoxo
@TheNakedeyes784 жыл бұрын
Eros Delorenzi Thank you!!!
@Madferit914 жыл бұрын
Wow didn't know Mark Cuban had anger issues.
@gigglemeblahblah32664 жыл бұрын
Okaylee ahhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ZenFox02 жыл бұрын
When he did the bit about how Cubans and Puerto Ricans come in all colors, it reminded me of my time in the US Army. In Basic Training we had a sizable cohort of Mexican (or Mexican-American) recruits. One afternoon during training, on a very hot day, they were lounging about, as they didn’t have anything to do at the moment. One of our Drill Sergeants who happened to be black came over. I guess he thought they looked a little too comfortable, so he asked them “What are you doing?” One of the Mexican recruits, in a very disinterested manner, looked up and said “No hablo inglés.” The next moment, this black Drill Sergeant lit into them in the most ferocious Spanish I’ve ever heard in my life. I don’t know what he said, as I hardly speak Spanish, but all the Mexican recruits suddenly jumped up and got very busy indeed. He scared the hell out of me too. Awhile later, after he seemed to calm down, I asked him, “Drill Sergeant, where’d you learn such fluent Spanish?” “I’m from Panama.” And he smiled.
@karyn10912 жыл бұрын
Uppp! I can imagine those recruits learned a few lessons that day! My parents came from Costa Rica in the late ‘60’s. Dad is from Limón where Jamaica and other Caribbean cultures are rich there. One wouldn’t think that he isn’t Latino and even when he speaks.
@travismiles5885 Жыл бұрын
I had a Panamanian drill sergeant when I was in basic training but he was very light skinned and had acne scars on his face. Dude was a badass. He was a forward observer. His accent was very thick and hard to understand.
@tobby6312 Жыл бұрын
🇵🇦
@deezy2923 Жыл бұрын
Dominicans can be black too
@jamilsuriel4406 Жыл бұрын
@@deezy2923 that’s like saying Americans can be black too. Of course there can be blacks in Latin America. Just as there can be whites, indigenous, Asian, African, biracials in Latin America
@OTBASH4 жыл бұрын
He's spot on about Cubans and us Puerto Ricans coming in all colors. People make the mistake of thinking hispanics are all brown.
@lamartrade74154 жыл бұрын
There are also Black and White Mexicans.
@Muffinga4 жыл бұрын
All latinos come in different colours. There are black, brown and white people in literally every country in Latin America. But since black people are a minority most people don't think they exist. They are also, unfortunately, very discriminated against.
@lunkystraydog65724 жыл бұрын
Neovo leon, green eyed white Mexicans
@darellarocho57294 жыл бұрын
Oof another Boricua with a Genki pfp! Wassup brother?
@dtee52764 жыл бұрын
No lot of people think that all Hispanics are white. Wrong
@vanessalugo55744 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Eminem: aight imma rap Puerto Rican: Oye hold my coquito
@IAMBENNYBLANCO.4 жыл бұрын
😂😆
@andrewrivera74964 жыл бұрын
Being a Puerto Rican i can confirm
@cypherware15534 жыл бұрын
Same @Quasar Corps
@kyro36934 жыл бұрын
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME
@joaouchoa81224 жыл бұрын
You mean: oyoldmycoquito
@BQM044 жыл бұрын
Cafecito is also the reason "Why's he yelling?"
@munirahbakar41234 жыл бұрын
That makes sense 👍
@franciscolaurean85504 жыл бұрын
OKAY
@franciscolaurean85504 жыл бұрын
@R3y 1245 I did :)
@amandas85104 жыл бұрын
Nah, he’s just Cuban. 😂 we yell without realizing we’re yelling.
@franciscolaurean85504 жыл бұрын
@R3y 1245 I'm sorry dad
@nas84payne2 жыл бұрын
2:50 “El negro!” 😂😂😂😂😂 As a black guy from the UK, this was an education for me! I do know that Cubans come in all shades 😂
@DavidDavid-ze7lf2 жыл бұрын
Yes, we do...😉
@racksuprunway19792 жыл бұрын
Scuro! 😂
@sydneyoneal86022 жыл бұрын
You should look into the transatlantic slave trade and where the majority of black slaves were dropped off: South and Central America and Caribbean farrrr before North America. There are far more afro-descendants/black folk in Brazil than the entire continent of North America. And the Caribbean is the main place you'll fine black Latinos...Cuba, PR, DR, Haiti = huge populations of black and mixed people
@racksuprunway19792 жыл бұрын
@@sydneyoneal8602 THANK you for educating us brother. asante
@otohime85162 жыл бұрын
@@sydneyoneal8602 True, and America still thinking theres only black people in USA and in African countries, even some black americans thinks theyre the only black people out african continent 🤣
@maryinsanfrancisco4 жыл бұрын
"And I found out Puerto Ricans, you speak Spanish like there's a time limit." OMG 😂😂😂
@thotpatrol46514 жыл бұрын
Lmafoo he confuse Puerto Rican’s with Dominican 🤣 Dominican talks like there’s no time limits
@vaderladyl4 жыл бұрын
I second that. We do speak fast.
@jttekton4 жыл бұрын
lmao there a Puerto Rican kid who speaks fast like there's actually a time limit and he only speaks spanish, but understands English
@z53994 жыл бұрын
Thot Patrol they both do
@josemer224 жыл бұрын
maryinsanfrancisco thats so inaccurate tho its dominicans the ones that speak like that lmao
@FernandoGuerrero943 жыл бұрын
If you hear someone speaking spanish, and no one understand him, even others Latinos, that dude is Chilean, trust me, Nadie nos entiende
@chica_webtoonuwu72233 жыл бұрын
Tienes razón xd
@Park_Place3 жыл бұрын
¿Qué dijiste?
@chica_webtoonuwu72233 жыл бұрын
@@Park_Place Dice: si tu escuchas hablar a alguien español y nadie lo entiende, ni siquiera los propios latinos, ese tipo es chileno, creeme nadie los entiende xd
@justsomejusstsome89943 жыл бұрын
@Romeo 300 Yes in Mexico a lot of slang is used I know and Argentina also has distintive jerga
@justsomejusstsome89943 жыл бұрын
@Romeo 300 I'm from the Netherlands, here we have the same thing going on with multiple groups. Such as the immigrants who talk slang, which is almost an entire different language at this point, just the same grammar and verbs. And I live in a region with a very heavy dialect (called Achterhoeks) which is impossible to be understood by anyone not from here. It's something I like though, because it's unique. And since I'm capable of speaking it, in the West they'll look at us weirdly. Dialects and accents are great aren't they? Bring great diversity.
@Xerdar364 жыл бұрын
Both my parents are Cubans... I remember starting to drink coffee when I was like two or three... everything you said about Cubans and Coffee is correct!!
@francescakibbelaar74654 жыл бұрын
Omggg yessss my mom is Cuban and my dads Italian I’ve been drinking coffee for like years and it’s soooo stronggg americans drink their coffee so weak
@danilocatania57004 жыл бұрын
Same here, sicilian, caffelatte when I was 5, espresso when I was 8
@astr01594 жыл бұрын
Same except I'm Guatemalan. I've been drinking coffee for who knows how long! XD
@yalc-044 жыл бұрын
You guys are weird lol I'm in my late twenties and I've only ever had 2 sips of coffee in my life once when I was curious what it tasted like and the 2nd time was when my mom wanted me to try a flavor and tell me if it was good or not
@danilocatania57004 жыл бұрын
@@yalc-04 don't know where you're from my man, but in the mediterraneum and latin america, you 're the odd one out
@ajdutari2 жыл бұрын
I loved it. No profanity to elicit laughter. Good humored jokes based on known idiosyncrasies without belittling anyone. Just like Trespatines. Bravo!
@bobthabuilda1525 Жыл бұрын
Oh there was definitely some profanity in the Spanish bits
@Angel-gb9gi Жыл бұрын
I only watch funny comedians that don't need to cuss to be funny and I just found this man and am really liking him. Funny, smart and clean jokes for us all.
@koukkoufos2000 Жыл бұрын
@@Angel-gb9gi He swears in Spanish you dumbass 😂 just not in English, carajo means fuck in Spanish and coño means cunt lol
@Jluna164 жыл бұрын
Talking fast is a caribbean thing its like we talk in cursive
@javiervillacorta38474 жыл бұрын
nah, you guys talk like there is a competition of who understands the most xd
@cheybrown30634 жыл бұрын
Javier villacorta That too 😂😂😂😂
@valeriesanchez30744 жыл бұрын
It's okay they probably zapped off heroine
@terra_the_nightingale1354 жыл бұрын
J Luna “speaking in cursive” is the BEST way I’ve ever heard an explanation of how we speak
@shaiska4 жыл бұрын
J.Luna that's a fact, Dominicans do that too! I am half Dominican and some times I need to asks my family members to slow down because otherwise, I won't be able to understand a shit that they are saying!
@keithmontoya87934 жыл бұрын
"That's the only way cubans can make that swim." I damned near fell out of my chair.
@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
Me too lol
@vdenise4 жыл бұрын
i do not get the reference as I am not Latino , could you please explain , thanks
@keithmontoya87934 жыл бұрын
@@vdenise It's in reference to entering the US illegally. The illegals entering from Mexico are said to swim the Rio Grande. From Cuba, they have to swim farther, so the caffeine jolt from their coffee makes it possible to make the swim to Florida.
@vdenise4 жыл бұрын
@@keithmontoya8793 oh wow, did not know this, thanks for answering, and immensely funny lol
@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
@@vdenise Yeah hopefully the wall gets built sooner than later 🤣🤣🤣 watch "Wall going up ft. JLP" for a real laugh! Here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/fp7Jh5WarLNpfsU
@DeannaJacksonDJsDelectables4 жыл бұрын
I grew up being use to Puerto Rican Spanish. My first time in Mexico, it blew my mind how much slower Mexican people spoke Spanish! 😂😂😂
@Lord_Bibulous4 жыл бұрын
Slower and I sometimes have no idea what in the hell they're talking about.
@neli40934 жыл бұрын
Pedro Navaja and also it feels like if you are the quickest person or is it just me?
@Lord_Bibulous4 жыл бұрын
@@neli4093 Double for me. Being from NY where we live a mile a minute. Everywhere else I've been has been different degrees of slower.
@purplestingstress4 жыл бұрын
My former in-laws are Puerto Ricans and when I first met them I was like dude wtf? lol They made fun of me a lot at first, but I adore them, except for the former mother in law.... but my father in law is an amazing gentleman and I love him to pieces. 😸
@gkhaleel19754 жыл бұрын
And that's why Puerto Rican women give such good head
@Blackowl222 жыл бұрын
When I came to the US, (I was born and raised in Argentina). One of the most common questions, that I still received is: Where are you from? And when I say Argentina, Americans just stare at me, and say, “you are white”, lol and other Latinos: oh I thought you were “gringa” … anyway, we also come in different colors. And that’s what makes all of us unique.
@jal051 Жыл бұрын
I've got the "But you're white" thing a couple of times too, and I'm from Spain...
@fireworks45434 жыл бұрын
6:11 vaya con dios = Spanish phrase - a farewell, “go with God.”
@aircastles10134 жыл бұрын
Thank you! I was wondering.....until I saw your comment my guess was “he’s a dead man”
@joeridestrijcker4453 жыл бұрын
@@aircastles1013 it's also the name of a musical ensemble here in Belgium... check some vids/clips ;)
@TheoCynical3 жыл бұрын
I knew it! Hahaha! Lol
@alexparra153 жыл бұрын
I think a more appropriate translation would be "may God be with you" (to convey the use of that phrase)
@davidjacobs85583 жыл бұрын
"Good Bye" is actually short for "God Be With You". Godbwye
@kinglegault4 жыл бұрын
That joke about how Spanish people talk is so true especially Puerto Rican’s when they take Spanish it’s like they turn into a rapper
@sirsleep4lot2524 жыл бұрын
It's all the caffeine we intake in a day
@krystalrosario45824 жыл бұрын
It's so true I'm puertorican and I speak Spanish very quickly but I also speak English very quickly so none of my friends who are puertorican and can speak English very well just like me can't understand me
@Topchef20114 жыл бұрын
And Dominicans sounds loud n aggressive
@saicoso4 жыл бұрын
@@krystalrosario4582 I don't know why but I read it really fast ...
@laterin92r474 жыл бұрын
They have a strong voice so it sounds like there raising their voice even though they are just talking to you.
@barbaragrindstaff87343 жыл бұрын
I am Brazilian and, even though we don't speak Spanish (we speak Portuguese), we are latinos as well and we share the same passion and the same cultural traits our hispanic neighbors do! Whenever I feel homesick here in the US, I go to a Mexican/Latino grocery store and buy my beans, rice and leite moça (La lechera) to make my brigadeiro. I always feel more at home around my latino friends. I can feel the warmth and compassion only latinos can provide. Love you, my Latino South American/Central American/Mexican friends ❤ Btw, we also come in every color of the rainbow, from Gisele Bundchen to Pelé and that's what makes our latino people so beautiful 😍
@LuciAna-ir3so2 жыл бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤩🤩🤩
@alienlatino29452 жыл бұрын
Brazilians have always been 100% Latinos, part of the family.
@maikolim372 жыл бұрын
South Americans and Mexicans? What about us? Central America has 55 million Latinos, and there's another 30 million in the Caribbean Islands, Latinos is not only Mexico and South America you know.
@fernandoulloa34372 жыл бұрын
OF COURSE BRASILIANS ARE LATINOS, OUR BROTHERS. OUR LANGUAGE BELONG TO THE ROMANCE LANGUAGES, THAT ARE: PORTUGUESE, ITALIAN, FRENCH ( I HAVE NO IDEA WHY FRENCH ?? ) AND SPANISH.
@shreeverma84732 жыл бұрын
Go back a
@mariaguadalupeflores95352 жыл бұрын
I’m not an “ito” I’m an “ande” that was legendary. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@stepankuzmin39464 жыл бұрын
"Martin and I...." is the beginning of legends
@manoftruth09354 жыл бұрын
ThomasDaDank Engine all his best stories start that way.
@Wtnwdl4 жыл бұрын
Racist gift basket starts like that 😂😂😂
@DapperDobro4 жыл бұрын
"That is the only way Cubans can make that swim!!!" That is way funnier than the crowd ga him credit for. That's HILARIOUS!!!
@bryamvasquez30574 жыл бұрын
Can u explain
@DapperDobro4 жыл бұрын
@@bryamvasquez3057 If you recall, in 1959, the Communist party, violently revolted, and came to power in Cuba. Anyone who valued freedom, and refused to kiss Castros bloody boots, was crushed beneath them. So, they fled the oppression and death, fleeing for their lives, and their families lives. To America, Canada, Guatemala, and other Central & Southern American countries. "That swim" Gabriel mentions, is when Cubans flee Cuba and come to Fl. There are Cubans fleeing the oppression every chance they can. As in every country that succumbs to the evil disease that is Communism/Socialism.
@GGigabiteM4 жыл бұрын
@@bryamvasquez3057 The shortest distance from Cuba to the US is the southern coast of Florida, which is about 90 miles. Cubans have been fleeing the country since the 1950s when the Communists took over the country. Many make the dangerous journey on completely unfit boats and many never make it due to their boats sinking, equipment failure, navigational errors and ocean currents sending them out into the open ocean where they die from starvation or exposure. The US Coast Guard has been finding empty Cuban boats for decades from the ones who never made it.
@AlmaDeAngel3 жыл бұрын
@@GGigabiteM yes my dad had to do this. I am extremely Thankful he made it to fl safe unlike many others who have lost their lives through the years. Fuera El comunismo. VIVA CUBA LIBRE!
@wrestlinghe26383 жыл бұрын
@@DapperDobro aww now it's not as funny anymore
@william2821jr2 жыл бұрын
Love that dude can make jokes about different nationalities without insulting them, pretty much straight facts 😂🤣🤷🏻♂️
@tonyfelix2872 жыл бұрын
George Lopez used to do that, even with white people, but not anymore…
@juniorchavesopicassodeyahu9882 жыл бұрын
@@tonyfelix287 I love latina women❤️
@maysapost1999 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Very clever! I loved it.
@tekpa11129 ай бұрын
"that's the only way Cubans can make that swim"
@dorianrodriguez402 жыл бұрын
I am cuban and I cracked laughing with this! Lol That was too good.
@hitsuokinawamura4 жыл бұрын
How to find if your Latino is Brazilian. He is the only Latino that doesn't speak Spanish. LOL
@kikojavierguzman39394 жыл бұрын
Brazilian is not part of Latino cause they are descendant from Portuguese.
@pedrocastilho47354 жыл бұрын
@@kikojavierguzman3939 yes, yes we are
@joaopedropeixoto85584 жыл бұрын
Here's the thing, though: us brazilians don't really consider ourselves latino, even though theoretically we are. This is because our culture is completely different from other latin american countries. Our music, food, language, ethnicity and territory size are unique in a way that we don't really feel like we belong in the same "category" as the latinos.
@joaopedropeixoto85584 жыл бұрын
@R3y 1245 who knows that better? A brazilian born and raised or you? Samba, Bossa Nova, Sertanejo (brazilian country music) are completely different from reggaeton, for instance. Our culture is a mixture of african, indigenous, italian, german, polish, japanese and many more.
@titoyama57604 жыл бұрын
@@joaopedropeixoto8558 you are Latino from South America don't try to act like you are better because your are not
@cravensvt4 жыл бұрын
Cuban coffee is why meth didn’t take off in Miami.
@coram0014 жыл бұрын
LMAO!!
@bramvanduijn80864 жыл бұрын
@Hey Yo Yes, too much caffeine can make your heart skip beats. I've always stopped at that point, I don't like dubstep enough to want to live it.
@mariastormer8004 жыл бұрын
LMAO 😂
@valeriesanchez30744 жыл бұрын
Meth is no joke. I didn't sleep for two entire weeks from being wired on that crap . Glad I got off it. Really though , wanna be a zombie ? Do meth lol
@Malicient4 жыл бұрын
I know someone who worked for a telephone company in Miami. When he first started working the Cuban neighbourhoods, he didn't realize how strong the coffee is, so when he got offered it at literally every house her worked that day, he accepted and drank it. He said that was the day he felt like he could dig a trench all the way from Miami to California and back.
@ilonqueen4 жыл бұрын
*silence in Chilean*
@eljote34 жыл бұрын
Pobres almas inocentes del norte de la linea del Ecuador que aún no han escuchado hablar a un chileno. XD
@luciver32224 жыл бұрын
@@eljote3 si perece que esta invocando a chtuluh es chileno
@random_foo97124 жыл бұрын
Out of here lol
@kid.hudson_4 жыл бұрын
Some of you guys talk at the same pace as Austrians. Although the Austrians have that “Mexican” style sarcasm
@random_foo97124 жыл бұрын
@@kid.hudson_ I am Mexican. Ye we are sarcastic sometimes
@thomasakinas12 жыл бұрын
I am from India and I have been following Mexican culture for a while, just love the way they speak , the hot and spicy burgers and also the dressing sense. You guys rock.
@dany8855 Жыл бұрын
And why don't you write this comment on a Mexican video? This video talks about Latinos, which is a broader concept than just talking about Mexico.
@thomasakinas1 Жыл бұрын
@@dany8855 I don't know whether Mexicans are also Latinos. I thought Latinos is used to define Latin American countries and as Mexico is part of that, I mentioned
@V.E.R.O. Жыл бұрын
@@thomasakinas1 Mexicans are also Latinos, don't mind him. There's nothing wrong with your comment.
@itsmederek1 Жыл бұрын
Burgers? Do you mean tacos?
@gretelmolgora5688 Жыл бұрын
Plus: Gabriel is mexican
@Abe-ASMR4 жыл бұрын
I lost it when he said “vaya con dios.” “Call 911”
@akh97484 жыл бұрын
I didn't understand that but i laughed out loud when i heard him say it
@Abe-ASMR4 жыл бұрын
Abdulrahman Alabduljabbar it means “go with Christ”
@jyt_-4 жыл бұрын
@@akh9748 literal translation means "Go with god" and that make it more funny
@alifewithluna41344 жыл бұрын
Gonna have to check out your channel now, I love ASMR lol
@Abe-ASMR4 жыл бұрын
A Lovely Life With Luna do it! I don’t post very often and I deleted the bulk of my videos after I had a stalker but I still upload from time to time ❤️
@acheliwork4 жыл бұрын
"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban your gonna get stabbed!" -Gabriel "Fluffy" Iglesias
@laffin_out_loud3 жыл бұрын
I'm lost and have two ideas of what he's meaning
@YavapaiApacheTribe3 жыл бұрын
HE MENT MEXICANS BUT HE KNEW THAT IF HE SAID THAT A MAFIA/CARTEL SNIPER WAS GONNA GUN HIM DOWN LOL
@Cubannerd3 жыл бұрын
@@YavapaiApacheTribe I don't think so, I really, really hate being called something other than Cuban. Even while I was still living in the island some people near tourists areas would ask me if I was from Spain or Italy and I would get really offended.
@YavapaiApacheTribe3 жыл бұрын
@@Cubannerd IN MEXICO YOU WILL LITERALLY GET KILLED FOR BEING CALLED ANY NAME.
@YavapaiApacheTribe3 жыл бұрын
@Romeo 300 Mexicans and Colombians got money 💰
@alvarofernandez51184 жыл бұрын
My wife ordered a cuban coffee and when she got the shotglass, she also thought it was a joke: "It's because I'm blonde, isn't it? Haha, give the clueless blonde a tiny sip of coffee and charge her full price." She had a sip and her eyes got wide. I couldn't drink a bowl of cuban espresso like Gabriel Iglesias did. I'd start seeing things and then have a heart attack.
@ianfinrir87243 жыл бұрын
You'd never blink again in your life
@tbone39723 жыл бұрын
Manolo call 9-1-1!!!😂😂😂😂
@Introvertsan3 жыл бұрын
Was she hyperactive afterwards?
@jaguarmemez3 жыл бұрын
Haha and u gringos think your so tough
@thalesgprime3 жыл бұрын
@@Introvertsan oh yeah she was
@6a66y694 ай бұрын
He forgot to add how most colombians talk as if they’re whining all the damn time lmao 😂😂😂
@VitorPQRL4 жыл бұрын
Gabriel: "All you have to do is listen to the way the person is speaking Spanish" Me in Brazil: "Well, Portuñol is a kind of Spanish, 'Mi español es bueno pra porra' "
@sevnesioran61934 жыл бұрын
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk I wish Gabriel makes some jokes about us Brazilians in the future.
@guilhermecalixto57964 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@tuabuelota4 жыл бұрын
He mention that because if you speak Portuguese automatically people we know where you from
@sevnesioran61934 жыл бұрын
@@tuabuelota Yeak.. sort of. I barely can distinguish some afro-lusitan speakers from Portugal born Portuguese speakers. But maybe it's just me.
@miguelmattos64304 жыл бұрын
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a nem mano 😂😂😂😂😂
@150booyadragon4 жыл бұрын
So many people can't understand three things. 1) this is a fast pace stand up comedy special. He can't spend 40 minutes making personalized jokes for every singular nation that speaks Spanish or Portuguese. 2) The majority of the latino in the audience was Mexican, P.R, and Cuban. So why the hell would he be sitting there making Argentinian jokes. 3) He said he didn't know there was so much black Cuban. He wasn't pretending like there was no black people in the world who spoke Spanish.
@StepupMoose4 жыл бұрын
I just noticed when he asked who's Mexican, Cuban, etc, is because he trying to point out what kind jokes or stories he could be sharing to go with the audience
@alejandraandrade26234 жыл бұрын
@@StepupMoose Exactly. He can only share stories from the races he had experience with and know what say.
@MattyQube4 жыл бұрын
@@alejandraandrade2623 Says the filthy yankee who hates being left out of everything. Joking man XD. Understeandable. When it comes to race and culture Latin America is hella wide. Shit, even in Argentina there is already tons of cultural segregation. Thank that to a mixture of native empires and a hell lot of european inmigration
@bldpunk4 жыл бұрын
THANK you
@rgdssd4 жыл бұрын
150booyadragon it's AMAZING that many of the people commenting don't understand this. Plus, it's just a comedy skit. 😂
@Xdst8133 жыл бұрын
As a non-Hispanic resident of South Fl, he ain't lying about Cuban cafe. Mayne, you wanna talk about liquid crack? That jawn had me wired asf. I was good to go for my whole shift.
@Miguelvillaloboss3 жыл бұрын
I visited Orlando last month & was legit the only Mexican there lol
@zaymlsspam3 жыл бұрын
In the Poinciana/Kissimmee area its mostly Puerto Ricans, Cubans, Dominicans. Like its mostly people from the islands.
@emptyroomd95673 жыл бұрын
That’s like liquid meth xD
@thegerald47622 жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen such a Floridian comment
@EgoImpudicus2 жыл бұрын
That honestly sounds awesome though.
@maryamfarran Жыл бұрын
When he speaking Spanish, like a Mexican he sounds like Luigi 😂😂
@angu154 жыл бұрын
“Latinos” Me: finally!! maybe some of Colombia! Perú! Argentina! “So Mexico, Puerto Rico and Cuba”
@AreEnTee4 жыл бұрын
Forgot Brazil too
@akira29884 жыл бұрын
Or Venezuela! But...
@angu154 жыл бұрын
True! They always forget about us
@leorodriguez24014 жыл бұрын
@@AreEnTee in brazil people speak brazilian, sound like portuguese but is brazilian
@pazfernandez68034 жыл бұрын
@@leorodriguez2401 There's no language called brazilian, it is Portuguese. It's the same as when you compare Spanish from Spain and from Latin America.
@davidkanat59184 жыл бұрын
Red bull: gives you wings. Un cafecito: *Rocket takes off*
@Jay_Park_4 жыл бұрын
“Dude, look at me, I’m not an -ito I’m an -ande” 😂
@velcranoxofficials99704 жыл бұрын
Still dont get the joke tho
@velcranoxofficials99704 жыл бұрын
@Danny Ponce Farias I know spanish, but thanks for telling me that the ande joke is referring to his overall body mass
@estrellazd78154 жыл бұрын
En vez de -ande debió usar -azo o -ote porque -ito es un diminutivo y -ande no es un aumentativo... por lo menos para mi así sí me hubiera dado risa la broma.
@Pokarface74 жыл бұрын
@@velcranoxofficials9970 Grande. Gr-ande
@hugojuarez92824 жыл бұрын
@@estrellazd7815 con mucho razón
@bobknee41272 жыл бұрын
I’m a white dude but I grew up two hours from the border with Mexico so I speak pretty much fluent Mexican Spanish. Moved to the east coast for my MA in National Security and because I speak Spanish they threw me on the Latin America subject matter and expected me to understand all the dialects, they chose violence with that one
@mabuzlouisofficial2 жыл бұрын
TOP 20 GALAXIAS DESCUBIERTAS MAS SORPRENDENTES kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJDaaYOBfp2UiZY
@Nonamelol. Жыл бұрын
Spanish is a white language
@xxunpunxx3 жыл бұрын
im mexican and i never really processed that we drag it out, so one day I wanted to see if it was true and I overheard my mom on the phone talking to a friend and _he was right_
@zerjiozerjio3 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaayyy.... no hacemos eeeso. Maaaalooo!
@fastlife99683 жыл бұрын
The Mexican tongue is actually hard to imitate each state talks different.
@joemamma63443 жыл бұрын
I never noticed i did that, i even have a habit of doing it in English man lmao
@rockgamegirl45513 жыл бұрын
yup Mexican spanish is the only one where I can make out what they're saying, everyone else I'm like ".............can you slow down a bit please?" and there's Puerto Rican Spanish speakers in my family, not including me,I'm Metis
@gelatinous69153 жыл бұрын
Either that or Mexicans talk rapid fire
@NG-we8uu4 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says "Martin and I" when you’re doing an Iglesias marathon
@dziugaspi24 жыл бұрын
You know you die from 20 or more shots xD
@vyle59334 жыл бұрын
Even Better, take a shot every time he does the car noise.
@bigh71364 жыл бұрын
Eykonic YT which kind of shot, a shot of tequila or a shot of Cuban coffee.
@NG-we8uu4 жыл бұрын
steven hernandez whichever doesn’t kill you I guess 😂
@demetribrant58454 жыл бұрын
I guessed you're fucked either way
@tafua_a4 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, now I know us and Cubans have something in common.
@random_foo97124 жыл бұрын
Mafia? Not wanna be mean
@tafua_a4 жыл бұрын
@@pablojesussantanatorres5721 I meant the coffee, but your answer was good, too.
@random_foo97124 жыл бұрын
@@tafua_a lol
@random_foo97124 жыл бұрын
@@pablojesussantanatorres5721 hahaha
@Stoicsaiyan4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Cubans and Italians have a lot in common😂 like hand gestures and being very loud
@magikaros Жыл бұрын
When you said"and he came with a bowl-" I almost spilled my juice 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jess-tameme10804 жыл бұрын
My Spanish teacher: Have you been studying? Me: Of course I have!!! *watched Gabriel Iglesias all weekend*
@alondrita31074 жыл бұрын
I'm a puertorican, I grew up there. And let me tell you, we get impatient when talking to people. You don't know the puertorican way of speaking until you live in a house full of them. You spend two days there and you're talking like your tongue is in a constant mario kart game. I get confused with what the hell I'm saying sometimes lmao.
@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Puerto Rican words is "Embustera"! And one of my favorite linguistic features is the inability to pronounce the R. I find it utterly hilarious! Vamo pal cahhho! 🤣 I also know another thing that really irks you, the Nuyoricans who can't speak Spanish 🤣 I love PRicans though, cool people.. maybe except the Nuyoricans lol :)
@alondrita31074 жыл бұрын
@@bryant475 Lmao, true. We usually replace the 'R' with the 'L' as it comes out faster and easier when we speak. Or yep, we completely ignore it l m a o. #StopRabuse
@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
@@alondrita3107 I always wondered why that was (the R phenomenon) do you know? My dad is German and my mom is Ecuadorian, so I was raised with both English and Spanish. I'm quite grateful for that becuase I'm applying to medical school and knowing Spanish is vital as a doc (esp here in NYC). Speaking of which, I applied to a few med schools in PR (as they are still in the American system), but with the recent natural disaster events happening, I'm not so sure. How's your family holding up? A few of my family members married boricuas so I'm very familiar with the culture (I made coquito for the first time this past Christmas, my boricua family loved it, although it was quite strong 🤣). I went to PR a few years ago (My uncle and his wife live there) and I loved it! Did some snorkeling, bio bay in Fajardo, fed the Pelicans in Ponce, saw El Moro in SJ, etc. :) 10/10 would go again, didn't get to go to El Yunque, which has always fascinated me as a Nature/hiking fan!
@estebancruz74564 жыл бұрын
@@bryant475 learning spanish or a second language is good but alot hispanics get ✌️ embarrassed speaking Spanish,what they don't realize until they need is sometimes is required at some jobs,by the way what's coquito,is it coffee
@bryant4754 жыл бұрын
@@estebancruz7456 Yeah true, and coquito is a common drink in PR culture, usually made around Christmas time. Check online for different recipes :)
@ruthyratena40333 жыл бұрын
The Hispanic Family Spain: The Root Mexico: The Grandfather Cuba: The Father Puerto Rica: The Son Colombia: The Cousin Philippines: The Forgotten Brother
@cotoromano12533 жыл бұрын
venezuela:la decepción
@JS-pb2wb3 жыл бұрын
Argentina y Uruguay: The White
@cotoromano12533 жыл бұрын
@@JS-pb2wb no argentina es el narcissita y uruguay es la copia de argentina o el ejemplo a seguir hispano por su properidad y su seguridad
@cotoromano12533 жыл бұрын
que la familia hispana no es asi wtf se que eres de estados unidos pero la familia hispana no es asi en la comonunidad hispana a lagente ni si quiera le importa puerto rico y ni sabe si es un pais o no
@violacadbury83433 жыл бұрын
What about the Dominican Republic?
@gabrieltadeu359710 ай бұрын
I’m Latino but I speak Portuguese bro
@maryjaneblues40123 жыл бұрын
Ive been depressed for 2yrs..at age 41 a truck ran me over & im in a wheelchair for life..Ive been lmao for 2 days now! Thank u Gabriel!🙏
@bellerain3813 жыл бұрын
I’m praying for you! Hope you recover soon! 🙏🏻
@jimmybob95402 жыл бұрын
Take care man, hope everything gets better for you.
@davidzamora95102 жыл бұрын
10 years ago a taxi cab hit me, so I have to leave a lot of things (like combat sports or playing guitar). I understand you and I hope you're better :)
@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch2 жыл бұрын
Go to Jesus 😃
@TheCatholicChurchIsJesusChurch2 жыл бұрын
@@davidzamora9510 go to Jesus 😃
@soumyadipbiswas68354 жыл бұрын
When he said "Vaya Con Dios" I literally rolled down from my bed.
@elvira19943 жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@soumyadipbiswas68353 жыл бұрын
@@elvira1994 its like we say 'he's dead' or 'rest in peace'.
@elvira19943 жыл бұрын
@@soumyadipbiswas6835 oh okay thank you 😁
@soumyadipbiswas68353 жыл бұрын
@@elvira1994 yeah ok. No worries
@fadesewaddles52543 жыл бұрын
@@soumyadipbiswas6835 he literaly said go with god
@teemarahhal59324 жыл бұрын
“you call a cuban anything but cuban, youre gonna get stabbed” and THATS FACTS.
@yeisonruiz84064 жыл бұрын
Teema Tamtoom Claro asere
@cubangirl004 жыл бұрын
@@yeisonruiz8406 wtf yo no voy a apuñarlar a nadie 😂
@omarguillon79344 жыл бұрын
But don’t call me anything but Cuban , or I’ll get MAD
@cubangirl004 жыл бұрын
@@mindy2215 well, that is kinda disrespectful depending of the tone you use, mostly cause many cubans in USA are not balseros, many of my friends went on a plane like everyone else. I am kinda curious, where are u from?
@cubangirl004 жыл бұрын
@@omarguillon7934 why? Someone thought I was Brazilian or portuguese here and I didn't get mad 😐
@Radiointeractive Жыл бұрын
"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you're gonna get stabbed." lol
@thecreativequartz82954 жыл бұрын
"You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, your gonna get stabbed" Flash over to *one day at a time* on Netflix
@nayelilopez10664 жыл бұрын
DukeAnimates :0 omg yesssss😂😂
@letterborneVods3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😅
@rayarena8793 жыл бұрын
None of the actors on that sitcom are Cubans.
@raspberryjuiceentertainmen7193 жыл бұрын
1:18 “speaking Spanish” Thanks subtitles
@nikkkysixxx20793 жыл бұрын
'You know broooo'
@jorge62074 жыл бұрын
All I took from this is that Cubans drink real coffee.
@backtoedencafe94064 жыл бұрын
He's too much.
@viperdemonz-jenkins4 жыл бұрын
that is all I could think myself.
@pr0xZen4 жыл бұрын
I myself am more in favor of some freshly roasted, round, low-acid straight brewed bean juice - I'm glad there are so many glorious choices for the various tastes out there.
@brucebanner35664 жыл бұрын
Now I want to try the Cuban coffee. Cafecito not the ande! Lol😆
@scottwpilgrim4 жыл бұрын
Cuban food is amazing. There's nothing like a hot and melty Cubano and two Cuban coffees.
@v.c.28942 жыл бұрын
You add a little sunshine and laughter to my day dear fluffy! I love your episodes from British Columbia Canada
@sofiaandreuchi22223 жыл бұрын
asking for a bigger cup of coffe was the most american thing you could do lmao
@raymundogonzalezchuc44073 жыл бұрын
That story is originally from Ralphie May... so sad Fluffy steal jokes
@aseraphim98132 жыл бұрын
@@raymundogonzalezchuc4407 There 7.5 billion people on this planet. We are bound to have the same experience as someone else. Get over yourself.
@averywilson-hannah81112 жыл бұрын
@@raymundogonzalezchuc4407 this probably happens to MANY people
@strugglingcollegestudent2 жыл бұрын
Because we drink drip coffee here? Why is that so American lol my Italian family got my uncle an America coffee maker for his birthday. Everyone has different preferences
@vyktorzhuravlev83042 жыл бұрын
Americans are used to large portions... of everything they have :))
@jp44314 жыл бұрын
Me, an Asian Spanish learner: **laughs nervously**
@chronoshadow26114 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we have quite a big variety of accents and regionalisms that makes it a fair bit complex to learn. Some countries have a bit more neutral accent than others, but it's all good... But if you really want to hear people speaking Spanish crazy fast, look up Chilean people speaking, even we have a bit of trouble getting to understand them sometimes
@aheccinlemon68794 жыл бұрын
JP you’re profile pic goes with your comment lol
@AngelesBustamanteM4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, we chileans have an awful accent, so don't try starting with our youtubers xD
@jp44314 жыл бұрын
The most confusing was Argentinian Spanish because of the vos and also the way they pronounce some stuff like the double L's. I shouldn't have learned Spanish from my Argentine friends first lol
@Hartbreak14 жыл бұрын
chronoshadow2611 not only accents but dialects as well. What you say in one country may have a totally different meaning in another country.
@ucodetiaw4 жыл бұрын
ALL LATINOS ARE DIFFERENT *TALK ABOUT 3 COUNTRIES*
@Juanirva4 жыл бұрын
I think it's more about communities that are the most common in the us
@riotvann4 жыл бұрын
i was thinking the same thing lmaoo north american latinos think they're the entire latino community
@victoriap15614 жыл бұрын
He's also in Florida where you can find all kind of latinos...
@richardgrace45004 жыл бұрын
Technically Puerto Rico isnt a country also they speak spanish in spain
@richardgrace45004 жыл бұрын
Also they speak spanish in all of south America which is multiple different countries not just mexico...mexico is just one country in south America
@neffyiffy2 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one that already starts chuckling hearing him the first 5 seconds of this video before he even gets into the main thing? 😂
@xpact274 жыл бұрын
fluffy tells the realest jokes, thats why many people love him. its like hanging out with a friend who has that “i fckd up story” that everybody will laugh at. he and jo koy are my go to comedians here in youtube. i am filipino coz yea, we like talking about something messed up about us and making fun about it. no shame lol. just smile, laugh and move on
@Keirnoth4 жыл бұрын
Look up Russel Peters - he's half Indian and he does it about Indian folks all the time.
@agentstarkiller0074 жыл бұрын
Jo koy funny af 😂😂😂😂
@weepingkoopa28624 жыл бұрын
I wonder how often that cab driver gets complicated for his ability to speak Spanish? "Oh my gosh. Your Spanish is so good!" "Thas because I'm from Cuba."
@mannycrisostomo53014 жыл бұрын
$uicideboy$
@mtlopez134 жыл бұрын
Seriously? People don´t know there are black Cubans and Puerto Ricans. THat is just funcking idiotic
@rf85824 жыл бұрын
Michelle Lopez and Black Dominicans tan bien !
@Monae3103 жыл бұрын
Usually it's the people from Mexico, Guatemala, and El Salvador who are shocked. For everyone from everywhere else it's normal 🤷🏿♀️
@weepingkoopa28623 жыл бұрын
@@Monae310 Really? Cause my dad looked pretty black.
@msfilipinamerican4 жыл бұрын
And yet alllll Latinos call all of us Asians “chinos” 😂 No hate I love you guys LOL
@salmerongarridomaria10694 жыл бұрын
It's true and I'm sorry haha
@heythere37804 жыл бұрын
We love Asians, we're just not taught much about Asia so we just simplify for ourselves. Sorry
@mousiex_o4 жыл бұрын
But it’s not in a demeaning way but I do get what your saying 💯
@Hextin4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but you also refer to all latinos as mexicans. Well at least white people do
@heythere37804 жыл бұрын
@@Hextin you made no sense, stop typing keyboard warrior!
@nmbusklouds2422 жыл бұрын
As a Cuban, this is too accurate
@STRAKAZulu4 жыл бұрын
I work with a Honduran. She speaks like there's a time limit, too.
@retroastronaut10004 жыл бұрын
Lol maybe shes from olancho
@STRAKAZulu4 жыл бұрын
@@retroastronaut1000 not sure, maybe I'll ask.
@englishlearningcenter14704 жыл бұрын
So true!!!
@josemigueljr4 жыл бұрын
Maybe she has some Cuban or Puerto Rican influence? My honduran family doesnt speak fast but at the end of the day cant expect everyone to be the same.
@rudylopez88794 жыл бұрын
And they also talk so damn quietly
@taemanai58874 жыл бұрын
Monday morning that's what I need. A bowl of Cuban coffee and some guy yelling "Okay?"
@jerhald32534 жыл бұрын
UN CAFECITO!
@imdepressed86774 жыл бұрын
Brazilians speak Portuguese.
@maximus12394 жыл бұрын
@@imdepressed8677 but we like our cafecito like the cubans (portuguese here)
@odd-eyes63634 жыл бұрын
Gabriel: Do we have Latinos in the crowd tonight? Any Brazilian person in the crowd: I have no idea
@matteusmaximofelisberto43854 жыл бұрын
They put only half hand up
@LatAm134 жыл бұрын
Odd-Olhos Pendulum Dragão they’re Latinos just not Hispanic
4 жыл бұрын
@@LatAm13 Brazilians are only latinos IF you are talking about LANGUAGE. But not by PERCEPTION. You will never see these gags talking about Brazilians or any talking in Portuguese. Why? Because the perception is that we are apart. Just the language is the same. We don't feel like latinos in the sense of perception. More like close cousins. Have you ever imagined a Brazilian whenever someone talks about latinos? I don't think so.
4 жыл бұрын
@@matteusmaximofelisberto4385 More like it.
@LatAm134 жыл бұрын
José Francisco Candido Filho Brazilians are Latinos whether you, they or anybody else likes it or not. The reggaeton singer Anitta isn’t treated any different from any other Reggaeton singer. Also Brazil is one of the most important countries if not THE most important country in Latin America along with Mexico, Colombia and Argentina. Just because some ignorant Americans and sometimes a certain few Latinos don’t recognize Brazilians as Latinos doesn’t mean that they aren’t. We need more unity and less divisiveness.
@Anonymous-kn6sn2 жыл бұрын
As a Puerto Rican, i can confidently say that my Abuelita speaks Spanish so fast I can’t keep up.
@PDXGregor3 жыл бұрын
Dude. As a total gringo who grew up in a mostly-Mexican town in rural Oregon (with several abuelas of my friends who adopted me), you’re funny as hell. Saludos desde Oregon 😄
@Ray.5446.2 жыл бұрын
What town? Sounds like a nice place to visit.
@PDXGregor2 жыл бұрын
@@Ray.5446. Woodburn, and it is. It’s in the Willamette Valley at the foot of the Cascade Mountains. Very diverse for such a small town.
@favioluna98032 жыл бұрын
I was going to ask if you lived in woodburn haha Salem resident here saludos Greg
@renaissanceman91682 жыл бұрын
As a Mexican who grew up in a mostly American town in Mexico, this is funny.
@Ray.5446.2 жыл бұрын
@@renaissanceman9168 that's so weird to for me to think of an Americanized Mexico.
@gachamidnightmoon16084 жыл бұрын
Gabriel:"How many Latinos are in the crowd?" Me: "Woooooooo"
@thatoneburntoutgiftedchild92264 жыл бұрын
Me too!!
@catarinaferreira19214 жыл бұрын
I am confuse I speack portuguese, i am latin aswell right ? Really i didin't get it
@vegeta-dg5hc4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@shawnkelly35742 жыл бұрын
Love this guy he's so funny. He doesn't hold back at all. Wish I saw him live.
@MCMAGIC.3 жыл бұрын
PINCHI FLUFFY 🔥🇲🇽🇺🇸 love you bro!
@frezzy29573 жыл бұрын
🇸🇻
@merpding60693 жыл бұрын
Pinche*
@funnyvalentine68073 жыл бұрын
Pinche*
@cricketycrack063 жыл бұрын
Pinche*
@thatdementedmf3 жыл бұрын
Pinche*
@namjaagi18544 жыл бұрын
I’m Puerto Rican and your accented got me crying 😂😂
@blitzprime39584 жыл бұрын
Same 😂
@jayluci73984 жыл бұрын
Sameeee! Ay puñeta
@terra_the_nightingale1354 жыл бұрын
Thegamer kitten truuuuue
@sleekilla4 жыл бұрын
I'm not a "ito" I'm a "ande" lmao
@sevageza.delulu_3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@AngelMartinez-lm7cu3 жыл бұрын
I'm an "ito" "ande", like a teapot.
@debbiem91533 жыл бұрын
I died 🤣🤣🤣
@mrvaporiz3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was "grande"
@sevageza.delulu_3 жыл бұрын
@@mrvaporiz that's the joke
@zah1raml2 жыл бұрын
Every non hispanic should watch this video so that when Hispanics say they are hispanic they don’t automatically think that ur Mexican
@aslanjudah334 жыл бұрын
Gabriel looks like a real life Family Guy Mexican caricature. 🤣
@p.z.arnott23293 жыл бұрын
Interesting enough he was on the show in the episode Padre de Familia (s6e6). On IMDB, he is credited as "Mexican #5."
@Rag.Doll13 жыл бұрын
I was throwing a Divorce Party for a friend. My new Cuban neighbors were throwing a party too. So, we combined our party's. I'm not a coffee drinker but they were passing out the tiny mugs of coffee and I didn't want to be rude. I took the drink and just threw it back the next the I realized it that it was 5a.m. everyone went home and I was in my bedroom folding laundry. 🤣
@elizabethresto40594 жыл бұрын
I love Gabriel, he redefined who I am, when others latinos ask me what my nationality is. Because of Gabriel, I reply a Mexican with papers and they all understand I am Puerto Rican.
@carlosdejesus22074 жыл бұрын
homie its true for us😂😂😂😂
@karlanavarro18304 жыл бұрын
😂😂👏🏼👏🏼
@Xergecuz4 жыл бұрын
You mean caribbean mexican.
@MrBraveheart11914 жыл бұрын
Bad Xerge there are true Caribbean Mexicans like ppl from Cozumel
@crimsonmaelstrom573 Жыл бұрын
What makes this even funnier is that you just KNOW Gabriel is right about this 😂😂
@wowsports88003 жыл бұрын
"All you have to do is listen how a person speaks Spanish" Me being Brazilian: 😐👍🏻
@kaldo_kaldo3 жыл бұрын
Yeah - you'll speak Spanish quite poorly, it'll be obvious
@ZanderNH3 жыл бұрын
I can't understand you guys hahaha
@alexcolin20663 жыл бұрын
@@kaldo_kaldo lmao
@ZanderNH3 жыл бұрын
@@CalitmeDiondell lol k
@taterobinson61723 жыл бұрын
@@CalitmeDiondell there’s only 2 countries that speak Portuguese! Vs Spanish and English which almost entirely make up the Western Hemisphere. Chill bro.
@jenniemuse3454 жыл бұрын
“You call a Cuban anything but a Cuban, you’re gonna get stabbed”- Gabriel Iglesias He couldn’t have said it better CUBANSNSNSNSS
@teteuvini85103 жыл бұрын
And my Brazil? 😟 We don't speak Spanish, but I love my *hermanos* Latin Americans ♥️🇧🇷🇻🇪🇺🇾🇦🇷🇲🇽🇵🇪🇨🇴🇨🇷🇨🇺🇵🇾🇨🇱🇧🇴🇪🇨🇸🇻🇬🇹🇭🇹🇭🇳🇳🇮🇵🇦 🇩🇴
@manshuo58433 жыл бұрын
You forgot us Paraguay. 🇵🇾😔
@teteuvini85103 жыл бұрын
@@manshuo5843 Pronto :)
@aiwwakk71523 жыл бұрын
@@teteuvini8510 You also forgot Chile 🇨🇱, Bolivia 🇧🇴 and Ecuador 🇪🇨.. 😢😢 Hello and Salute to Brazil from Chile. 🇨🇱
@teteuvini85103 жыл бұрын
@@aiwwakk7152 Obrigado, hermano, concertei novamente 😅 Perdón por olvidar
@aiwwakk71523 жыл бұрын
@@teteuvini8510 Amo a los hermanos y hermanas Brasileños. Graciàs Hermano. 🇧🇷 💕 🇨🇱🇻🇪🇧🇴🇦🇷🇵🇾🇪🇨🇺🇾🇨🇴🇵🇪🇲🇽
@titomartinez91452 жыл бұрын
I’m Mexican and Puerto Rican. And I have to say he’s Spot On. My Dads Side the Mexican Side the way they talk like they bout to tell you a whole story lol. And My Moms Boriqua Side of the Family. Que Tu Ase? Que Tu quiere Coño talking fast in rhymes and patterns and flows 😂.
@valentinoz70594 жыл бұрын
Im a Florida mexican and I've had that coffee.He ain't lying!
@paracleteconsult86774 жыл бұрын
@@shamanbeartwo3819 Facts only.
@CheetoPluma4 жыл бұрын
I asked for whole cup and they laughed at me
@brownhippy4 жыл бұрын
So it's just expresso?
@terra_the_nightingale1354 жыл бұрын
brownhippy their coffee itself is our espresso
@OneWhoDreamsAwake4 жыл бұрын
I went to cuba for a week and our group loved the stuff. I drank so much of it, but yeah, it’s basically like espresso but not as instant? Like I didn’t feel energy shoot through me, I just felt my energy increase slowly but a whole lot.
@Thisdown4 жыл бұрын
Spanish is a different language everywhere you go man!
@epdlp45064 жыл бұрын
Even in Mexico they have their own way of speaking. The north has its own accent, so does Mexico City, Veracruz, Michoacan and Jalisco.
@Heavenly_Dragon_King4 жыл бұрын
Different dialects, same language.
@beedebawng25564 жыл бұрын
Even in Africa.
@compulsivecommenter9904 жыл бұрын
@@erval9 Yes they are dialects
@turecomuerde4 жыл бұрын
We can understand each other no problem at all, only accent differences and some lingo here and there, not different dialects at all.
@KewlGuy984 жыл бұрын
When I worked for a police department in Texas I erroneously referred to a Cuban as a Mexican and he angrily corrected me. About a week later, he was arrested for stabbing someone.
@jenniemuse3454 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t lyingggg
@TrulyMademoizelle4 жыл бұрын
😳
@monicatamayo40654 жыл бұрын
aaaaand ppl like that is why people think cubans are crazy and entitled 😒😒the shame🇨🇺🇨🇺🇨🇺
@JimmyCrackCorn_4 жыл бұрын
Violent savage
@mxvids91673 жыл бұрын
Lol
@scurvyjoe269 Жыл бұрын
I used to work at a sheltered workshop, and I had a Puerto Rican supervisor. If you said the wrong thing to her, she would yell at you in Spanish. Luckily, I never crossed that line. Not only that, she also spoke Spanish pretty fast! I couldn’t make out any words that she was saying. And the fact that Fluffy mentioned how fast Puerto Ricans speak Spanish, just reminds me of her.
@andreacravinhos96033 жыл бұрын
😂 What about us Brazilians? We come in every color of the rainbow, too. And we love our cafezinho. 😂 🇧🇷
@osoque33713 жыл бұрын
Azúcar
@matiascuello13203 жыл бұрын
Pal gordo este solamente existen los latinos de Miami, el resto lo ignora.
@feliperocha83673 жыл бұрын
@@matiascuello1320 Miami is full of Brazilians bro 😅
@alcornoquealvarez87173 жыл бұрын
Us Cubans like beer
@mar72683 жыл бұрын
That’s all Latinos. Every Latin country has people that come in all shades, plus which Latin country doesn’t love their coffee?
@alandoodles3 жыл бұрын
The Puerto Rican one is actually pretty accurate for my family in my opinion. Especially when we get excited, we speak very quickly. It's so fast that sometimes I miss some of the words they say since it blurs together at some points. XD Que tengan un buen día!
@epicnear7783 жыл бұрын
But he forgot to mention when we get excited or having a normal conversation, we scream too 😂😂
@Angie_bae3 жыл бұрын
My boyfriends mom in a nutshell💀
@Yahshuaismyeverything3 жыл бұрын
Lollll
@maryk34583 жыл бұрын
Boriqua!
@ElMundoDeHadesOK3 жыл бұрын
i used to date a girl from P.R.... xD iim from argentina.. WE USED TO SPEAK MOSTLY ENGLISH CUZ HER SPANISH WAS TOO FAST FOR ME XDDD