When a Nurse Pulls Out a Hose, It’s Never Good - Gabriel Iglesias

Gabriel Iglesias recalls undergoing an embarrassing and uncomfortable procedure to cure his digestive distress.
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[@MadraKxD]

"Little kids walking by... damnnn" lol

[@mslovely351]

I have watched him always and hasn't seen this one lol

[@davidsiler5505]

Augusto Dolci L. I want to ride that one.

[@TDFGAMER47]

Istg gabriel said that as i read the comment

[@RamiHawatmeh]

This one cracked me so muuuuch 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@RD2rush]

Daaamn 😂

[@marykathleensapp6937]

I've been a nurse for almost five decades and have done more than my share of "hose" procedures.... never this funny, especially "going in"!!

[@melodie-allynbenezra8956]

Part of the magic is his presentation.

[@PainRack]

Ah... A high fleet veteran :)

[@iamGam_]

Mary Kathleen Sapp wowow! Fifty years??? I respect that ma’am!

[@southsydesasha3125]

Mary Kathleen Sapp thank you for your service. Respect

[@kiszmyass9638]

The way he presents it has me crying with laughter. I can just imagine what it's like having to use one of those, lol.

[@Pulse63f]

Dam it's been so long since I've seen him wearing pants 🤣🤣

[@anabelz2163]

Tony Espiritu same😭😭😭

[@wyattholt8423]

Ikr

[@AzzKicker-bz1cb]

@Tony Espiritu Looks like he’s lost about a third of himself!!!! As in, he lost the equivalent of a 150lb woman from his life!!! That’s what people like to say when you break up with a significant other and they ask you about loosing weight, “Yea, I lost about; X X # of pounds when she left me!!!

[@sadsavagesomething1387]

I don’t think I’ve seen him in pants before it’s always been shorts, well on his older tv show he had sweatpants on

[@theycallmetext]

Tony Espiritu I was thinking the same thingnlol

[@redeyesilverfox7859]

Doctor: you seem to be suffering a blockage Fluffy:well pull out your finger! Lmao

[@tommiejonsson8952]

Slow down and read what you have typed before you post. You got the letters in the wrong order.

[@vv5919]

Lamo

[@jorgeoviedo870]

Yes, I took was laughing ass my off.

[@forestman0136]

Laughing ass my out

[@spectretrash6447]

Had the same thing happen when I was in the 3rd grade and that’s when I learned I wasn’t gay

[@Jaymac720]

“Don’t get ahead of me” We all know where he’s going

[@kit-kat5439]

@Scotty Evans Jr lol

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

300th like

[@aparnanidamanuri2987]

Gabriel has been one of my favorite comedians for the longest time

[@KarryKarryKarry]

SirPigalicous he’s been alive for a lot shorter than the longest time though.

[@wyattholt8423]

Same

[@AzzKicker-bz1cb]

@SirPigalicous Yeah, I’ve only known of him for about four or five years!!! I liked Eddie Murphy, Andrew ‘Dice’ Clay, Rodney Dangerfield, and Richard Pryor long, I forgot George Carlin and Dennis Lerry before Gabriel Iglacious!!!

[@finnishnin]

He’s the best comedian

[@tree7115]

I watched him for 7 years I was 4

[@AK47MR408miniPIT]

Shrek is going to "BLOW" 😂😂😂

[@JoeCool2006]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gerardfojas7693]

This is the best part that drop me from my chair laughing......

[@jrcspiderman2003]

I probably would have fallen off my bed if I wasn't on the floor next to the bed charging my phone because the charger cord is really short

[@TheUniveralRoadie]

Lmao

[@karlycrooks2209]

I'm dead!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@pacificblue3955]

As a paramedic who has helped many a nurse and doctor insert a hose of varying sizes for a variety of reasons, I can attest this is true. It is never, EVER, a good thing when a healthcare provider walks toward you with a hose.

[@jakebeach9621]

So an ear infection hose isn't good???

[@pacificblue3955]

@@jakebeach9621 if it fits, one must insert.

[@MTF.TAU5..Bob.]

its either gonna go to your bottom area or your organ down there or the thing above your shoulders filled with holes especially that one filled with teeth and your either gonna turn into a inflatable balloon or a water pipe right?

[@Mark3nd]

..................... I BETTER BE ASLEEP THROUGH THE PROCESS!!!!

[@pacificblue3955]

@@Mark3nd not always. I've assisted with the insertion of a chest tube on a stabbing patient who was wide awake.

[@bobp1016]

I almost died from laughing at the “Shrek is going to blow part.” Gabriel is awesome.

[@liquidquad]

I feel sorry for those of you who don't know what "se esta cagando" means 😂 I nearly died at that part

[@SomLifts]

@@liquidquad what does that mean? 👍😂😂

[@paltheporg7821]

@@liquidquad “Se está cagando” means “He is pooping”

[@spaghettisamurai_yt]

The whole pokimon, pokimon thing had me dying. 🤣🤣🤣 But what you said was funny too.

[@b3yourself91]

Never trust a doctor when it says it will be “quick and painless”

[@kit-kat5439]

@Scotty Evans Jr ha I see you again

[@karlycrooks2209]

If a doctor said that to me,I would jump out a window after I kick the doctor in the face,why you ask? This is why ⬇️ 💉 (shots)

[@thomasersosi4595]

It was quick and it was painless ... for the doctor.

[@amehak1922]

He's half right, it's quick and painless for HIM.

[@nisarojas2869]

Yeah for HIM it is

[@farah-aaliaaj4645]

"Oooh b**** you'd better watering a plant!" 😂😂😆

[@kit-kat5439]

@Scotty Evans Jr again

[@gerardoquezada1954]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 specially with his expression and tone put the icing on the cake

[@floodersqueeze]

@@gerardoquezada1954 Agreed; Fluffy can make ANY story better, just through his expression/tone of voice! 😆

[@Marguns21]

Im glad to see this, never seen this one before xD

[@CheetoFireCat]

Same 🤣🙌🏽

[@Max-dx7rd]

I’ve watched a lot of fluffy but not this one too!

[@izangicaballero8766]

i have

[@rayhopkins9420]

Nor have I!

[@sonofbatman5233]

It’s from the old show Comedy Central Presents. This was an excerpt from Fluffy’s Episode.

[@globetrekker86]

“Pokey-mahn, Pokey-mahn!” 🤣🤣🤣 Miss you, Fluffy. Look forward to a new standup special, soon.

[@1purplerose]

I'm a nurse. This is funny as hell!! Spot on. I've been on the other side numerous times and can def relate!

[@lilz97xoxo5]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... he said “bitch you better be watering a plant.” 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

[@ldragon75]

Never seen this one! I AM DYING!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@doonkotube6530]

You're dying? Do you need a doctor?

[@doonkotube6530]

@Kaitlyn thank you. I know. I don't like the expression.

[@battletoads22]

This is my all-time favorite Gabriel Iglesias bit. I don't know why he doesn't do it more often. Esp. because it explains all the Pokemon and Shrek jokes he uses in later shows.

[@leticiarosales8359]

When he said “Well pull out your finger” I was laughing so much

[@CHAOS_6E]

“SE ESTÁ CAGANDO! WATCH OUT! SHREK IS GONNA BLOW!!” Dead 😂

[@iandahpotato5791]

I laughed so hard I am crying. Haha My Grandma: Why are you crying? Me: *shows video*. She wouldn't stop laughing for an hour and thirty minutes

[@gdmsnsbbendndnx2108]

Baby Shark quit exaggerating

[@aspensage9169]

Gdmsnsb Bendndnx quit being a debby downer 🤪

[@amitpalbains9361]

Well..... is she still alive then?

[@joehong5506]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP?!?!?!?!"

[@Yezpahr]

God I wish he actually said that. Somebody needs to give your comment to him to incorporate it on the joke when the finger is put in.

[@cybercifrado]

T'aint what you think!

[@rodrigodamian620]

"¡Se está cagandoooo! Watch out! SHREK'S GONNA BLOOOW!" Funniest lines I've heard him say

[@tree7115]

Lol "Little kids walking by. "daaaamnn" that made me laugh

[@markbedway1787]

UchihaObitoうちはオビト all the kids at the hospital that day

[@Menhtrol]

I freaking read it as Horse... XD

[@lemon8766]

Me too

[@wolfbloodx4576]

Lmao same

[@r_n_w_5795]

that's not good either

[@ilsycontreras7988]

But was the hospital inefficient?

[@LunchBox68]

Damn same 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shakendriamurphy2302]

He is my mexican Anthony Anderson IN MY OPINION!!! I love him hahaha that Frankenstein walk killed me hahaha 😂😂😂

[@vsgfilmgroup]

Oh, he's much better than Anthony Anderson. This is the second coming of John Pinette right here.

[@abspirit5152]

Same

[@sylviachai185]

@@vsgfilmgroup .. . Dont you have better thing to do

[@vulkrim9394]

"Shrek is gonna blow!" That's when I'm on the floor laughing 🤣

[@RobinMarconeCassidyRN]

Never make your nurse mad...you'll get the hose😂

[@Nurse_Xochitl]

We're so crude sometimes aren't we 😂🤣😂

[@Trini0408]

We also pick which gauge IV we start on you, lol

[@crossoverclub1378]

2:45 how Gabe said that made me dying. 😂

[@vanishxlegit6495]

It’s crazy how much he’s changed performance wise over the years

[@katherinkeegan8601]

Same can be said for most comedians. One of Ron White's signature jokes is about being thrown out of a bar in NYC. Saw a clip of one of the early versions of the joke. The difference was night and day.

[@King_HarIequin]

For me it's the long pants xD

[@Azurethewolf168]

Yeah, he now relies more on his tone and impressions than just saying it in a funny way. I think if he didn’t, he wouldn’t be funny

[@carriewhite2378]

Gabriel is one my favorites he's always funny.

[@thesunsetphoenix]

"Oooh b*tch you better be watering a plant"😂😂😂

[@rainbowpegacornstudios]

"I can't fart" X'DDDD "Well, pull out your finger" X'DDDD X'DDDD

[@rakiawithers1441]

Poor Gabriel ,Felipe comes out "That was funny huh "

[@YxyVoyager]

I wouldn't say that Felipe "comes out", dude 🤯

[@Azurethewolf168]

@@YxyVoyager”uh oh.” he’s coming out! No I’m not- Fluffy not *FLUFFY*, okay? You got long hair but I don’t pull it bro, this is cushion but not for your pushin’

[@ethanrinehart8124]

"pull out your finger"😂😂

[@cassandraleonaward6228]

Ethan Rinehart 😂😂😂

[@aircubemusic]

You're the one blocking it, dude!

[@noahhastings6145]

So a little story: Today was a long day. I needed to get some stuff done so I got started from the moment I woke up. Been working on it all day and finally finished at 4 o'clock. As soon as I finished, my stomach told me "¡OYE CABRON! EAT SOME DAMN FOOD" So of course I prepare a nice southern meal of pulled pork picnic, collard greens, and a biscuit, and I finally sit my ass down for some R&R, and I decide to watch some of Gabriel Iglesias' videos while I eat. This is the first one I clicked.

[@redeyedestoryer8571]

Man I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe so I had to stop the video just to catch my Breath

[@OGMaverickGaming]

Had this happen to me once when I were 6 years old. I tried to get to the bathroom but was constantly being pushed out of the way by my sisters. After the day was mostly over I couldn't go, nothing would come out and had severe stomach pain. I was taken to hospital got my blood drawn despite telling them what was wrong. 3 hours later I were taken to children's and the doc there knew just by looking at me what was wrong. Five minutes later it was like Niagara Falls.

[@jessienava7506]

Damn fluffy wearing pants?? 😳

[@693hiye]

It's an old one

[@donotneed2250]

I have a little sister and two friends who are nurses and the stories that they have told me....🤣

[@yamatoyazuyuki7049]

HAHaHa❗......I don't know which one is funnier the Frankenstein walk or the Hose part🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂.

[@rockclimbing3844]

I've got to learn one day, do not to eat or drink and watch Gabriel Iglesias because he is so damn funny

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

rock climbing33 lmao. I learned that REAL quick after the 3rd time watching him.😂😂😂 I figured,no one is THAT funny! It can't last! Oh it HAS AND DID!🤣😂🤣😂😂😂 LOVE this guy!

[@kaldo_kaldo]

Quick way to lose weight I guess

[@nerdgeekcosplay909]

I haven’t learnt my lesson…

[@manifestedbeauty]

No matter how many times I watch this it always cracks me up.

[@bhavyasrisuggula526]

"Pokeyman" XD

[@heru-deshet359]

My God, he's one of the funniest people on Earth. I love this guy.

[@andrewgahner2897]

Had the same thing happen when I was in the 3rd grade and that’s when I learned I wasn’t gay

[@darawilson4101]

Lmao that is funny 😂😂😂😂😂

[@amelianorris7454]

Lmao

[@nsr5961]

Andrew Gahner I don’t get it....

[@danielsjohnson]

@@nsr5961 the name of the medical procedure is called enema (pronounced "in-eh-muh"). It's where lots of warm water goes up your butt to relieve extreme constipation. This involves sticking a hose up your butt.

[@nsr5961]

danielsjohnson wait I know what enema is but I read that as edema. Sorry

[@vundertaker1156]

The Frankenstein movie in fast forward..ooh my stomach😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jordanjones8144]

I swear I almost woke up my gamily because I was lmao

[@maribelfernandez8113]

me hizo cagar de risa

[@dawnrice7124]

No matter how bad my day has been. Fluffy always makes me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. Thanks dude.✌💞🙏

[@wolfqueen140]

When he said THAT'S IT. It gets me every time.

[@marybethsmith6458]

The man is unreal! I am wiping tears because that is the funniest thing I've heard him do.

[@rondamatney9633]

😂😂😂😂😂 I love how funny you can make a hospital visit! That was great! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesmckay8663]

Bro it never gets old absolutely love Gabriel absolutely love him probably one of the funniest comedians I've ever seen in my life

[@thesunsetphoenix]

"SHREK IS GONNA BLOOOW"🤣😂

[@karenfinley6262]

He is so funny, make you laugh even on a tuff stressed out day. Life's seen through his spirit is reality, life is good.

[@JoeSki253]

Who’s excited to see this in 10 years when it pop up in our recommended

[@johnrayez9148]

This dude is pain fully funny. He’s has to be in the top 5 best comedians.

[@cliffm8846]

Fact: "NO OTHER COMEDIAN like Gabriel Iglesias can fill a stadium/Coliseum without using TONS of cussing words" He's our no. 1 Comedian in the world, that you can bring the whole family and have fun... Have a great day to y'all

[@rjr1227]

Lololoo......I love all the voices he can do....I'd love to see this whole show

[@RealNikoBellic]

This guy is so great! I bet hes gonna blow up one day!

[@andyd4292]

If this is a joke, clever, otherwise, where you been?

[@RealNikoBellic]

@@andyd4292 Yea, its a joke lol.

[@yusuffparak2033]

Ayy cousin let's go bowling

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Me too chief, this dude is going places.

[@TheUnknown-vg1zx]

@@andyd4292 He's been in Liberty City! Where have YOU been??

[@adventureswithag5677]

2:13 Well pull out your finger. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

LOL!!! I freaking LOVE fluffy! One of the funniest dudes EVER!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@pajzibntabvwj6167]

"Shrek is gonna blow!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mylifesm1824]

I almost died I couldn't breathe

[@Nurse_Xochitl]

Well i can get you a breathing hose 😂

[@larrymitchell2884]

Fluffy is A No.1!! He is Hilarious without using foul language! That is the Sign of a TOP NOTCH Comedian!!!!

[@pauldavis9387]

This guy is the best comedian of our time.

[@pauldavis9387]

@Mentor Altaïr ibn la'Ahad Yes I must agree. Dave Chappell is fantastic. These two are the best in the business. It’s hard for me to pick which one I like the best.

[@dannyadams6732]

I'm VERY lucky to be laying down in my bed, or I would have fallen to the floor from how much I laughed at this clip

[@Cynthahernandez2873]

I can't stop laughing when it said watch out shrek is going to BLOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hobez64]

I love how he said "God damn Shrek" and the word they chose to censor was god

[@Jarock316]

No, the word they beeped was damn.

[@crackerz6929]

they should've censored it all *Shrek is god*

[@Kos4Evr]

@@Jarock316 no i heard him say damn. The word they beeped came before that.

[@zacharyguadalupe6449]

2:08 Doctor: you seem to suffering internally you have a blockage in your system Gabriel: well pull out your finger Also Gabriel: your the one blocking it dude

[@DingDong-nh3mj]

You could see Gabriel’s talent a mile away. He was destined for the big stage.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

0:50 congratulations, you've just got promoted

[@Jim87_36]

This special was my first experience watching Gabriel and god damn it still cracks me up XD

[@danielk613]

Just found this today. Needed this laugh, got written up at work for it lol

[@truckitall2035]

Pokemon Pokemon!!!!!😭🤣🤣🤣

[@KageNoTora74]

That last line had me dying.

[@jeremyh722]

"I looked like an old Frankenstein movie in fast forward." LOL 😆

[@seanyonthemic]

I can’t believe I’m just now discovering this story from him. Lol

[@davida6919]

Please upload the Keep The Noise Down! That would be hilarious 😂 😂 It’s the funny story when Gabriel prank calls Felipe in a hotel pretending to be people who are at the front desk

[@ryanpulliam8987]

Pshhhhhhh don't ruin it

[@davida6919]

Ryan Pulliam wym?

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@@davida6919 just saying let them figure it out

[@davida6919]

Ryan Pulliam ohhh

[@ryanpulliam8987]

@@davida6919 yeah lol. Sorry. I meant no disrespect

[@amehak1922]

"I'm not gonna tell you what he did but you know what he did!" Lmao

[@1969GrassHoppa]

If you thumbs down, you should say why! This was both funny AND entertaining.

[@HiMyNameIsSeven]

Probably hit a nerve because they all had to do the Frankenstein before 😂

[@hazardousroo]

Pay no attention to the trolls.

[@chadwassemiller2985]

Fluffy does it again, makes me laugh like always! "They put me in a ugly green hospital robe, I looked like, Shrek!"

[@bowlingpin9434]

The best KZbin ad I’ve ever gotten

[@positivelybeautiful1]

Gabriel Iglesias is the GOAT of comedy. He has great material, great execution, so talented, and funny as peeing in my pants. Great for all Ages! Love him!

[@matthewperez00]

This may still be my favorite Fluffy comedy special

[@nyxuribe7164]

Matthew Perez which special was this from

[@matthewperez00]

@@nyxuribe7164 Comedy Central Presents about 15 yrs ago

[@matthewperez00]

For some reason KZbin doesn't have this special but dailymotion has it

[@wolfsforeveralways]

@@matthewperez00 would you happen to have a link? I really would like to see the full special.

[@matthewperez00]

@@wolfsforeveralways i have the dailymotion app but this should be it www.dailymotion.com/video/x6d5agp

[@five6aceinyaface]

Damn. This is old school fluffy. Haha. Probably the first ever stand up I've seen of him. Lol. Still cracks me up!

[@MoMoMack]

Can’t believe this was all the way from 2003!! Still so good.

[@c_drakhman1378]

That's was so good I watched it 12 times

[@nr_jason7245]

This guy should have his own show and special

[@pringlescan9682]

He does its on Netflix

[@newsance2u]

He has 4 specials 2 of which are on Netflix and he tours both America and the world each year

[@ginogangemi5466]

This was the first clip i saw of him. That's all it took. I havent seen this for 16 years

[@kcanded]

I'm watching this at 3 in the morning and I am trying so hard not to laugh out loud I'm choking myself.

[@dsamlam]

I have been looking for this joke for YEARS!!! FINALLY!!

[@lovesthe50s72]

you look good in this video. keep up the good work

[@dalekapsch8230]

He's got me roflmao. Great joke Fluffy

[@libsaxon9707]

This one is definitely my favorite!!!

[@WeedMIC]

Praying u have a long & healthy life. U r 1 funny bloke.

[@amaya.almira]

Omg I laughed so hard 🤣...... My grandma is a nurse AND named Martha

[@alaskanspartan89]

Shrek is going to blow lol

[@virginiagriesinger654]

Absolutely LOVE you FLUFFY😂...always lmao 😂😂😂

[@janetchambers5284]

god he kills me with laughter im crying right now

[@melissafaulkner7351]

I would like to see the whole show for this one!

[@Mermaid2261]

He has been one of my favs since Magic Mike!