I love how Garrus acts like he's some sex god, but when it finally gets to it he's a nervous wreck.
@smexyskelator32094 жыл бұрын
Daddy thinks this is painfully true
@RedBonkleMan85343 жыл бұрын
He comes off as being a “No plan survives contact with the enemy” when it comes to what happens once’s they’re in the sheets. Smoothest talker, but not quite the smoothest of walkers in that department
@Eisaku23 жыл бұрын
@@RedBonkleMan8534 I'm pretty sure he's fine there too, smashing the most famous/infamous badass in space is a tall order.
@eliasnilsson66043 жыл бұрын
He's at least done it before. He mentions a...."Tie breaker", when he and a female turian failed to determine a winner in a series of sparring matches in his serving days. "I had reach, she had flexibility."
@fawnieee3 жыл бұрын
@@RedBonkleMan8534 tbf I don't think anyone would be smooth when it's their first time in different species "fun time".
@tannerhudson33828 жыл бұрын
The thing I love about Garrus is that he tries so damn hard. The man learned a human dance, just to make their date special. And he learned it so well, that he managed to make Shep dance well! If that's not love, I don't know what is.
@thestarcaller73238 жыл бұрын
Khalshaza456 Dresden I know right?!?!!! The dance gets me everytime! I am in love with a completely fictional character, but I still regret nothing! lmao
@theultimatedragoon22317 жыл бұрын
Now is when.. we want to live in ME space. I just only want to be with Kasumi
@route77productions7 жыл бұрын
The Ultimate Dragoon I'd love to be with either -Kasumi -Tali -Liara Be bros with -Garrus -Grunt -Wrex -Zaeed If they're together in the same room, even better!😂
@berilsevvalbekret7726 жыл бұрын
Commander of the Grey marry me buddy.
@Hammy9006 жыл бұрын
Khalshaza456 Dresden Exactly. I'm gonna have to ask Garrus for some dance lessons.
@elll938 жыл бұрын
Garrus did the impossible: he actually got Shepard to dance properly!
@kevintravers39888 жыл бұрын
That means he is the best love interest.
@veryconcernedjesus25847 жыл бұрын
elll93 Ohhhhh you mean that wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle he/she does xD
@Kalenz12347 жыл бұрын
They should form a trio relationship. You know. As long as Tali's immune system can keep up. And Sheppard doesn't swallow too much tissue. Ive a feeling it would be totally worth though XD
@maximdebusschere53347 жыл бұрын
elll93 THAT I JUST NOTICED !!!!
@noisemarine5616 жыл бұрын
Guys I hate to say this, but Im for Javik
@daddymcdoob78628 жыл бұрын
Hearing Shepard and Garrus calling each other sweetie and honey is so god damn adorable XD
@CharlysBonada7 жыл бұрын
IKR?!!!
@PuppetierMaster3 жыл бұрын
When I first heard Garrus say "Love of my Life" I had a out of body experience
@AnimeLover-hq3nf2 жыл бұрын
Timestamp ?
@charonion28062 жыл бұрын
12:51
@commander-krios576410 жыл бұрын
I love how Zaeed and Garrus spend the entire party plotting ways to keep Shepard safe. It's adorable in a crazy way.
@impofan69155 жыл бұрын
and i love how much fun they have while doing it
@Corbeaux085 жыл бұрын
I dunno, but given the craziness of some of the schemes they come up with, I think “safe” might be a relative term here LOL. But then again, I suppose years of living as a mercenary and a vigilante respectively might screw with your priorities ;)
@Gooberwares4 жыл бұрын
Kristin Bond oh I wonder what precautions he’d do if they adopted a baby turian or otherwise
@ChloeStarz_4 жыл бұрын
Anonymous Invader Whoever is stupid enough to break into their home will have a not so nice surprise waiting for them. XD
@Gooberwares4 жыл бұрын
Lynlee 831 good gosh garrus baby proofing
@IceboundStar11 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Is that supposed to melt a girls heart? Garrus: No, but this voice is. Melted my heart from day one. *Sigh*
@LiathsVibes6 жыл бұрын
His and Thane's
@Gooberwares4 жыл бұрын
IceboundStar girl who you telling that voice got me through puberty
@austinbutcher81064 жыл бұрын
Anothe good turian voice is kendros from mea
@ffflustered9qr4 жыл бұрын
Brandon Keener knew EXACTLY what he was doing when he recorded that line
@julietsmith59253 жыл бұрын
Same.
@thedutchwolf9710 жыл бұрын
Lol, Garrus' impression of Liara saying 'by the goddess' is priceless XD
@quent66796 жыл бұрын
Tom Jon i love it soooooooooooo much i cant breathe
@lavellans5 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA XD
@mayrabranham97644 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when he said it 😂😂😂😂
@scottm82922 жыл бұрын
18:31
@xavierfulton120310 жыл бұрын
This is how a romance should be, loved the relationship between them. Also Garrus is the only love interest that actually mentions and says he's your Boyfriend. You actually feel like your seeing someone
@ventus1231210 жыл бұрын
tali says at one point that shepard is her boyfriend after horizen wen shes drunk
@xavierfulton120310 жыл бұрын
Yea but she was drunk and your like Whaaa. Other BioWare games like KOTOR and Dragon Age you can still have dialogue with your romanced party member. Mass Effect kinda failed at that. But did amazing with Shep/Garrus even the Shep/Garrus Bromance
@DaOS15910 жыл бұрын
Xavier Fulton Tali for me it's the best Mshep romance! And yep, they did a amazing job with the FShep/Garrus romance, for me the only LI choice for FShep, it's so natural and beginning with a friendship then love, can say the same with Tali, but she already have a crush in Mshep since the beginning... Then for me it's Fshep/Garrus and Mshep/Tali Best LI in Mass Effect IMO
@xavierfulton120310 жыл бұрын
Daan OS...true!! Didn't realize that but Tali did indeed have a crush on Shepard before the romance pursuit in ME2. I hated how they basically pushed Liara on male shepard wanting to make it canon but it just didnt feel right, besides Liara was so damsel in distress like and it was annoying.
@DaOS15910 жыл бұрын
Xavier Fulton Yep, it's like Liara always gonna overwrite the plot if your shep don't have a LI, It's Liara that going to help you if you don't have a LI in Citadel,, and Liara that going to shep quarter after the tuchanka mission (that disappoint me, because garrus says that time that he's going there, but in the end it's Liara ¬¬') and in the ending without Extended Cut, it's Liara again that appear to you in the flashback... Like you said, i just didn't feel right... LOL damsel in distress, but that true PS: But i like Liara as a friend! I just don't like her in romance, but friend for sure (:
@Alex_FRD8 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, Shepard. Legendary hero of the galaxy, conqueror of the Collectors, Savior of countless worlds, famed hero of the Alliance Navy... is terrified of dancing.
@choy91668 жыл бұрын
Now all the Reapers have to do is challenge Shepard to a dance-off and BOOM the Galaxy is theirs.
@JP-rf8rr7 жыл бұрын
Shepard: I'm about to activate the crucible *a DDR (dance dance revolution) machine pops out as a form of security* Shepard: you've got to be f*cking kidding me
@anthonyfanchin11447 жыл бұрын
Chloe Chen The Reapers challenge Shepard to a dance-off, the galaxy will fall.
@anone.mousse6747 жыл бұрын
Alex FDSR She has her priorities in order.
@ivoryrosett19805 жыл бұрын
Alex FRD everyone has their strengths and weaknesses,that’s what makes us who we are
@Mina_Katana9 жыл бұрын
17:03 "Shepard is it just the alcohol, or do you have vids running in your head of us mostly naked, completely alone, and shamelessly rolling over a couch ?" I died.
@jakomioftherose243411 жыл бұрын
What Garrus and Zaeed needs to do is starting a home-security corporation.
@renadex49057 жыл бұрын
Jakomi of the Rose arma-fucking-geddon corporation
@weldonwin7 жыл бұрын
They'd also need to start a cleaning service to deal with all the blood and body parts left behind by their 'security measures'
@TheCorrodedMan6 жыл бұрын
“Massani-vakarian home defense,intergalactic.If you die then the instillation is free”
@audradixon82866 жыл бұрын
The Gareed Home Security Company. Defending your home from the unjust galaxy with extreme calibrations.
@fireteamdelta91086 жыл бұрын
James.T .Adams that a good one
@QueenofSilence1014 жыл бұрын
"Indulge your crazy boyfriend, I need to know you're safe." Oh, Garrus. He and Tali are definitely the most attached to Shepard when romanced, compared to other characters.
@madurcrazy29903 жыл бұрын
There is just something special/extra about Tali and Garrus. I love them.
@aurorialgaming19352 жыл бұрын
@@madurcrazy2990 I couldnt have said it better so I'll just leave this for you.
@Niskara2 жыл бұрын
Liara is pretty damn attached. I mean, she did save Shepard's corpse
@ladyselin352 жыл бұрын
@@Niskara Also she didnt care about if Shepard has romance or not. Still wanted to meld their minds in finale.
@hi-sm6dx Жыл бұрын
kaidan is super dedicated tbh. he's even says you're the only one for him QQ
@BrutalKnight559 жыл бұрын
My favorite Male-Shep romance is Tali. As for Fem-Shep, there's no Shepard without Vakarian.
@BrutalKnight559 жыл бұрын
Garrus is, well, Garrus. How can you not love him? And Tali is just so adorable! XD
@Chino567519 жыл бұрын
+Jalen Berry ashley
@BrutalKnight559 жыл бұрын
Agent Washington Whatever you say. We all have our favorites lol
@Chino567519 жыл бұрын
and mine is ashley for maleshep. garrus for femshep
@BrutalKnight559 жыл бұрын
Agent Washington Garrus is irresistible lol
@ffflustered9qr10 жыл бұрын
Hearing the phrase "no, but this voice is" turned me on more than it should for being from a video game. Dammit, Garrus.
@aswertyuiol9 жыл бұрын
Kelsey Robinson it's okay, we all suffer from love of garrus
@GamingSuccub9 жыл бұрын
Kelsey Robinson Hey, Garrus has turned me on more times than I can count too. He is every womans dream boyfriend.
@iownamemepage55119 жыл бұрын
MiyuChan maybe guys to *cough cough* me *cough cough*
@sierragarabed12279 жыл бұрын
Kelsey Robinson Why can't he be real so I can have a interspecies relationship with him and go on awesome intergalactic missions!
@sierragarabed12279 жыл бұрын
***** I would too, if Maleshep didn't creep me out so much... The only emotions he expresses are anger and boredom. "I was joking." Bullshit you were, you sounded very serious when you said that. But otherwise, totally.
@yugiohvampire8 жыл бұрын
Garrus: "SPARE NO EXPENSE FOR MY HONEY."
@mimisezlol8 жыл бұрын
Bless him
@rokkfel49996 жыл бұрын
So damn cute haha
@falconeshield4 жыл бұрын
Best boi
@christopheredwards99044 жыл бұрын
Careful there, poo bear. You just might go broke.
@grimreaper38828 жыл бұрын
"I hung out a lot of places last night. Your upper body, your lower body.. pretty much all the parts in between". "And you don't lack for places to get lost" God damn it Garrus. You are good. Really good. I want to know his secret...
@PuppetierMaster5 жыл бұрын
_C a l i b r a t i o n s_
@N7TA1415 жыл бұрын
Puppeteer Master 😂😂😂😂
@falconeshield3 жыл бұрын
He's a better hero than Batman
@TheRogueMan27 Жыл бұрын
His voice is his damn secret😢😮
@Kyra-qn3nh8 жыл бұрын
I don't like calling Garrus my boyfriend. He's not a boy, he's a manly as hell dinosaur batman.
@renegadecosplayer32398 жыл бұрын
You can always say life partner. :P
@JP-rf8rr8 жыл бұрын
he is archangel
@KampucheanDemon7 жыл бұрын
Kyra Moloney he reminds me of an Elite because of his mouth
@johnerrol38137 жыл бұрын
Kyra Moloney more like Dinosaur dead shot! XD
@Kalenz12347 жыл бұрын
He is a boy to Sheppard x3
@selenagallegos429711 жыл бұрын
Garrus sounds so protective while Zaeed is just like "get a room" lol
@sjsharp200711 жыл бұрын
yeah I've just completed with Garrus as my LI I find it quite a nice sweet relationship funny in places as well especially the scenes in ME2 when you propose hooking up with him in the first place
@Corbeaux085 жыл бұрын
I love how Zaeed tries to act disgusted, but it’s so obvious he’s shipping the two as hard as anyone else at that point.
@Gooberwares4 жыл бұрын
Selena Gallegos imagine if shep and garrus adopt a kid all the dad vakarian home defense
@FusRoDont Жыл бұрын
Imagine Garrus baby-proofing a house
@bluesrike Жыл бұрын
If Zaeed was honest with himself, he'd probably say the two of them are "goddam adorable".
@mrfantastic40710 жыл бұрын
"I don't suppose you need anything around here...calibrated" should be one of Garrus's pick-up lines, not one of his sorry-about-last-night excuses.
@stevenlittrel26483 жыл бұрын
XD “hey baby? Do you need anything... calibrated?”
@sacredsymbol82111 жыл бұрын
You know what? Garrus was running out of banter, so to shut Shepard up, what did he do? Take Commander Shepard to do her only fear: Dancing. Well played, Mr. Vakarian. Well Played.
@joethehero210 жыл бұрын
Garrus just did something no one else in the galaxy can do, get Shepard to dance well.
@cherrylime534310 жыл бұрын
savage
@pymehry55847 жыл бұрын
cherry lime what just happened
@АнастасияЕздакова-ж3л10 жыл бұрын
-At least we threw one hell of a party. Probably the last one. -That doesn't sound like my girl. You'll find a way to win. And when this is over, i'll be waiting for you. I'm crying :'с
@jamiealphabravo4 жыл бұрын
I'm...not...crying. ...oh gosh, but I am.
@ishtarstarxin18272 жыл бұрын
Husband material
@mr5kicksass5 жыл бұрын
“Archangel is your boyfriend.” Four words everyone wishes they can hear 😍
@laurawolfsong36073 жыл бұрын
Oh. Hell. Yes.
@justincummings85573 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@karasutenka9 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that when they all start dancing at the party, Garrus and Shepard have the exact same dance animation?
@kaitlen8239 жыл бұрын
I know and he's sitting there picking on her for the way she dances lol
@Corbeaux085 жыл бұрын
Shepard being a bad dancer is at this point a fundamental universal truth that transcends mere dance style.
@ladyselin353 жыл бұрын
But he does it with style
@ParadoxicWasHere3 жыл бұрын
Wrex has it too :P
@sophiastrangford557010 жыл бұрын
So cute when he calls Shepard love of his life...
@Ramarielana8 жыл бұрын
The way they are rigging the apartment, they are more likely to kill Shepard than any clone.
@HinataElyonToph8 жыл бұрын
Well they are drunk XD and they keep forgetting any trap designed to hurt a clone but not shepard wouldn't work because the clone essentially IS Shepard XD
@Striker345ify8 жыл бұрын
+HinataElyonToph Unless you count the fingerprints. Fingerprints are different even to identical twins
@HinataElyonToph8 жыл бұрын
Striker345ify true. I forgot about that.
@ZeroCanalX8 жыл бұрын
+HinataElyonToph Actually, even keying the dffenses to Shepard's DNA maybe effective. Each cell undergoes small mutations over time, so clones DNA is not 100% identical to Shepard's. Off course, it would require scanners capable of compering a whole 2m DNA helis.
@HinataElyonToph8 жыл бұрын
Slaaneshi Rubric Marine oh, I didn't know that. But then again, they are drunk XD
@Shermy2035 жыл бұрын
"Shepard, sweetie, love of my life...let me blow up people for you" Garrus is the boyfriend every man should want to be
@gabrielleacosta330311 жыл бұрын
Garrus: "By the goddess" That line gets me everytime.
@colonelneo8059 жыл бұрын
Has anyone else of you guys imagined that it was Vega who taught Garrus to tango? I mean, Vega and Garrus dancing and Vega was the 'woman'. That'd be a sight for sore eyes.
@HinataElyonToph8 жыл бұрын
I think it's a widely accepted headcanon at this point :)
@colonelneo8058 жыл бұрын
It is? Well, damn. Awesomesauce : D
@HunterKiller7628 жыл бұрын
You guys will thank me for showing you this. padzi.deviantart.com/art/ME3-Tango-Lessons-on-the-Side-439366810
@MauroEnfermoDeLepra8 жыл бұрын
+Inira Stultus Admiral Hackett was born in Buenos Aires, maybe he gave Garrus an online course
@alexandrojavierpinto25015 жыл бұрын
Hackett was from Argentina? Damn, I didn't remember that
@AnonJuggerbot10 жыл бұрын
I'm commander Shepard, and this is my favorite romance on the Citadel.
@jackie605710 жыл бұрын
By far this is the best romance in the Mass Effect series...my opinion.
@ScotishChristian10 жыл бұрын
Really for me it is second best but that's because I love Tali.
@Hammy9006 жыл бұрын
Jackie I ship this romance!
@TheHalloweenSpirit4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that is totally true, the best romance in the series
@Sombra0303 жыл бұрын
Ugh, I’m still in heartbroken with Thane’s romance/death, so beautiful but painful. Makes me sob 😩
@JadeRaven058810 жыл бұрын
Garrus is the only one to use terms of endearment with Shepard or to actually refer to himself as Shepard's partner (calling himself her boyfriend). Wonder why Bioware didn't do the same with the other LIs.
@sawedoffshotgunz6 жыл бұрын
Tali calls Shepard her boyfriend.
@Eiamii4 жыл бұрын
Thane calling Shepard "Siha" is a term of endearment too
@wasbear4 жыл бұрын
Liara's dad refers to Shepard as Liara's boyfriend/girlfriend.
@ZA-74 жыл бұрын
Ashley calls you "skipper" after she builds feelings for shepard, and after, they were in a relationship going serious. Ashley loves him and shepard loves her too. She doesn't need to call herself her girlfriend, they both have a serious relationship.
@JannaGalaxy10 жыл бұрын
I always find it amusing that Garrus mentions his "voice" like he KNEW women found it HOT. It is like the people who made this have been looking on the net. Wouldn't surprise me :)
@BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll10 жыл бұрын
Just women... every man in the galaxy wants that voice for his own.
@JannaGalaxy10 жыл бұрын
I wish my hubby had a voice like that! ;)
@elliesart_4 жыл бұрын
FOR SURE they have. all those fan jokes about 'calibrations' and 'i should go' added in? this is fanservice in all its glory
@s-094cam53 жыл бұрын
@@BlakeBelladonnaTucAndRoll can attest that despite being hetero man, I both want this voice as mine and to have someone woo me with it.
@khaleesireyna731 Жыл бұрын
I have the headcanon that Shepard has straight-up told him she finds his voice hot. He learned to use it to his advantage from there 😏
@SwimmerGotSoul8 жыл бұрын
I'm really excited for andromeda, but no character will top garrus. I don't care that he isn't real, he's the fucking love of my life.
@jenifer16388 жыл бұрын
+SwimmerGotSoul As for me, I'd flip the hell out if even turians don't exist in andromeda.
@adaikonen8 жыл бұрын
+The Illusive Quarian Yeah we know there is a Krogan and maybe Asari. Hell if there isn't a possibility for a turian (preferebly romancable) sidekick. (I could do with another cute/hot/cool new species chara that is romancable as a sidekick too)
@Raintalon898 жыл бұрын
+SwimmerGotSoul AMEN!!! I think he's the sexiest sounding/looking alien in ME and any recent sci-fi games. Drell/Thane come close, but Garrus will always be my babe. :D Hope to god there's a turian romance in the next one or I'll riot!
@GamingSuccub8 жыл бұрын
+SwimmerGotSoul Preach it. I never thought I would expect the day I say "Im in love with an alien."
@SwimmerGotSoul8 жыл бұрын
MiyuChan An alien who looks like a dinosaur.
@fotobow9 жыл бұрын
I love Shepard and Garrus - they're bros, and they make a great romantic couple! Anyone else feel sad at the end of that DLC? It was so fun, and so bantery, and everyone just got to cut loose and be people instead of saviors...and then it was over, and you knew it was all going to get so much worse.
@thatcrazygio32507 жыл бұрын
Fenmore Beaumont yeah the ending got to me more than it should have... the game had me crying for a while 😂😂😭
@Corbeaux085 жыл бұрын
That’s why I’m going to install the Citadel Ending Mod... I get to experience all this as a fun reward and optimistic coda, rather than something that I know is doomed.
@uberpwnage5010 жыл бұрын
Garrus complains about Shep's dancing, yet dances exactly like her.
@cloudgirl1508 жыл бұрын
God, I'm going to miss him ;(
@jasonmiller23798 жыл бұрын
Garrus and Zaeed Home Defense. Remember, if something goes wrong...blame Zaeed...and run like hell.
@arksigma77094 жыл бұрын
XD
@GhostBear30674 жыл бұрын
That is official policy, it is in the contracts and everything.
@FoxGamer396183 жыл бұрын
I want to see this as an ad.
@JadeHeartOfFire10 жыл бұрын
I do have to wonder why everyone stopped and stared at them during the tango scene. So far, I've come up with three possible answers: 1. It's a casino and people generally don't dance like that there. 2. It's a human and a turian doing something that's clearly romantic. I imagine that combination isn't very common because of the First Contact War. 3. The crowd recognizes who they are and are intrigued. Which one do you guys think it is?
@jesterlaureate10 жыл бұрын
Probably 2 and 3.
@jesterlaureate10 жыл бұрын
Probably 2 but not because of the First Contact War, but the fact that Turians and Humans are genetically incompatible.
@notpaulsen10 жыл бұрын
Since when you see a turian that knows dances from Earth. And I am pretty sure not every race knows everything from each other. Well, maybe, considering Admiral Hackett is from Buenos Aires, dossier from him goes to Garrus, and Garrus become interested about...tango?
@JadeHeartOfFire10 жыл бұрын
I like to think Vega taught him. XD
@notpaulsen10 жыл бұрын
***** I missed that one then. But I believe there a lot of popular dances on Earth known on that era, not sure why to pick tango.
@ivanauy88719 жыл бұрын
3:03 Shepard: "bitch, this Turian is mine"
@sierragarabed12279 жыл бұрын
ivana uy That look said that and even flipping more.
@rachymn78839 жыл бұрын
+ivana uy finally someone says it i thought i read something wrong but shep was infact jealous lol and marking her territory which was a surprise coz boy is she confident remember me2 she went straight for the tie breaker.
@massivedamagegaming90042 жыл бұрын
It's so catty, I love it.
@myAlinet4 жыл бұрын
Garrus all worried for her security in her apartment: "Fine is good for someone else, not the love of my life" Awwww he is so adorable.
@ahn0x10 жыл бұрын
Vakarian & Massani, Home Defence Pte Ltd. Make it so.
@ahn0x10 жыл бұрын
That's the American spelling. I'm not American, so...
@ahn0x10 жыл бұрын
Andrew S No harm, no foul, Andrew. Don't sweat it. A quick Google search next time would help, though! lol
@jacobgordon94479 жыл бұрын
Andrew S my god people apologizing on the internets and being nice to each other heresy
@damn_son96839 жыл бұрын
The worst part is, Garrus is doing the EXACT SAME dance as Shepard.
@damn_son96839 жыл бұрын
Also, Garrus' imitation of Liara is fucking hilarious
@falconeshield4 жыл бұрын
It's to give his girl some courage
@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human9 жыл бұрын
Damn. I'm a straight guy, and Garrus seduced even me with that dancing.
@jawadisdead8 жыл бұрын
+James Bennett have you seen gamerpoop? they changed that scene with maleshep, its hilarious
@lunakaitv39515 жыл бұрын
@@jawadisdead OMFG!! LMAOOOOO that was hilarious! I was watching it last night was cheesing all night!😂😂😂😂
@ladyselin354 жыл бұрын
@@jawadisdead What just happened?
@TSKLaon9 жыл бұрын
18:30 Garrus's impression of Liara's voice made me laugh my ass off way more than it should have "by the Goddess" xD then I magine she slammed him into the wall with biotics...then you remember that's the first thing she said after she wakes up from your sexy time in ME1 lol.
@sierragarabed12279 жыл бұрын
Andrei Neatu Oh my gosh, I'm glad I found someone else who thought so because I found it more hilarious than I should have.
@kayleighbrown9653 жыл бұрын
It did me too. And being part of a faith that has Goddesses in it myself, I tend to laugh to myself when "oh my Goddess" and "by the Goddess" slips out
@Raptor-jo7ck7 жыл бұрын
I like how it's implied that Shepard actually asked Garrus for a real first date
@Lishaaaaaaa10 жыл бұрын
Fuck, I melted when Garrus called Shepard his honey.
@Tynuki_Kabuki8 жыл бұрын
Garrus: //whispers "Rig the refrigerator?" I died XD Bless him, and bless Shepherd for putting up with her man's crazy ideas. XDD
@The7thDraconian10 жыл бұрын
And this is why playing as FemShep is better than MaleShep.
@ScotishChristian10 жыл бұрын
I could have swore the reason why FemShep was better was because of voice actors.
@The7thDraconian10 жыл бұрын
ScottishChristian That's one reason, but this is a better one.
@saturn15944 жыл бұрын
Shepard: is that supposed to melt a girl's heart? Garrus: no. but this voice is... Me: THEY KNEW! BIOWARE KNEW! THEY KNEW ALL ALONG
@MasterChick18410 жыл бұрын
The only man that could calibrate Normandy Weapon systems and Commander Shepard into a better dancer ;P
@nslater13888 жыл бұрын
Shepard: Turians certainly don't lack for a sense of direction. Garrus: And you don't lack for places to get lost: Shepard: Thanks. But would it have killed you to lose the armor? I'm sore all over!
@erniesbiscuits869110 жыл бұрын
I'm more concerned by the fact that Garrus never takes off his armour!
@jenifer163810 жыл бұрын
He didn't get his pay check, that's why
@Rosebunse9 жыл бұрын
He's wearing normal clothes in the dance scene. Just armor literally everywhere else.
@jenifer16389 жыл бұрын
Rosebunse There goes my joke...
@Rosebunse9 жыл бұрын
Jenifer Leo And he's wearing normal clothing in the love scene in ME2. I think the animators got lazy and what goes for normal clothes to turians look like armor to everyone else.
@redbloodkill14489 жыл бұрын
It must be very dirty. ):
@Salocinist7 жыл бұрын
I love how Garrus' only two modes are either Batman or massive hopeless dork.
@limetcm127 жыл бұрын
It's Garrus's awkwardness that makes him adorable.
@f_l_e_u_r_y893210 жыл бұрын
luckily for you archangel is your boyfriend hahaha oh garrus your awesome
@f_l_e_u_r_y893210 жыл бұрын
hahahahhaa by the godess
@AkantiaVT9 жыл бұрын
"No. But this voice is" Bloody hell Garrus. He's trying to kill me
@GibbyCat11 жыл бұрын
The house scenes makes me wonder how he's going to react when he's a daddy. Poor kid's going to have dating hell. (boy or girl)
@Animefan18035 жыл бұрын
Well considering the ending of ME3. It´s highly unlikely that Femshep ever starts a family.
@AzrothBoi5 жыл бұрын
She found a way to impregnate him.
@EllieBeanz6374 жыл бұрын
@@Animefan1803 hey now...she takes a breath...she survived damnit 😭😭😭🤣🤣
@xaleypoo47794 жыл бұрын
"Honey, have you seen my sniper rifle?"
@colinmajors48193 жыл бұрын
Uh oh
@543resident410 жыл бұрын
That dance scene was my entire inspiration for doing a femshep playthrough.
@543resident410 жыл бұрын
Pretty much, yeah. Suffered mass effect 1 and the sheer amount of side quests just for Garrus in this game.
@Kwtsoss10 жыл бұрын
One question....garrus died in my mass effect 2 story, so i wont bumb into him in mass effect 3?
@Kwtsoss10 жыл бұрын
I dint have only ones loyalry
@graidstinHitlerRants10 жыл бұрын
Betaman156 >implying ME1 wasn't the best
@Loispealz347 жыл бұрын
How did you manage to kill garrus man. Seriously that is reaaly impossible to do.
@Crossbones67324 жыл бұрын
Rest In Peace Robin Sachs, Zaeed Massani was a fantastic character, glad you got to finish his journey before you passed.
@TomoEriGoto10 жыл бұрын
Damn it, I want to see the wedding now. Oh well, back to fanfics... for now. "Exploding... bouquets.."
@undyne13 жыл бұрын
I never imagined Garrus and Zaeed to be a very terrifying duo, those two are crazy geniuses when it comes to traps and explosives.
@NehnBellanaris7 жыл бұрын
I loved the part where Garrus tries to imitate Liara. "By the Goddess!" I almost choked on my food.
@anckothehaflinger11 жыл бұрын
'What is she doing with her arms?' The exact same thing as you Garrus lmao
@SMAXZO10 жыл бұрын
Garrus just made the impossible....making Shepard a good dancer.
@jassjake513710 жыл бұрын
Only in Tango though.
@SMAXZO10 жыл бұрын
But still...he made Shepard dance.
@jassjake513710 жыл бұрын
SMAXZO That's true. Still, her freestyle dancing needs work. ;)
@Tcrumpen3 жыл бұрын
@@jassjake5137 You tried doing tango though, its tricky
@LolaShepard10 жыл бұрын
Garrus is sure the most awesome and best Love Interest in Mass Effect. He's loyal, loving, careing and funny :3 Garrus
@karlyr25910 жыл бұрын
I completely agree! I adore Garrus, and he's the only person I have my femshep romance throughout my multiple play-throughs. Aside from Thane, the other male romance options for femshep are boring and I feel like they try to push you towards picking Kaiden or Jacob.
@AsteaFrosty9 жыл бұрын
He's so awkward at times, but in the end you shake your head, facepalm and love him anyway ;) "other male romance options for femshep are boring" Javik is awesome, although you don't really get an actual romance with him :(
@Queenofasgarduk9 жыл бұрын
Karly R I completely agree with everything you said right there!
@RXdash786 жыл бұрын
I love how garrus is simultaneously incredibly dorky but also suave as hell.
@Annarasumanara311 жыл бұрын
I truly want a shirt that says "Arma-fucking-geddon!" on it
@LtBasil8 жыл бұрын
I love that smug look that Shepard gives that Turian lady in the corner. It's like "this is my turian go get your own". And James' first reaction shot during the tango! He's just like "what the… SHEPARD??" Ugh, I love Garrus so much… it's so hard to choose between him and Kaidan though. I guess that's why you replay the game over and over again…
@reznov31610 жыл бұрын
Be it with a sense of brotherhood with Mark Meer/Shepard or the charisma of a badass boyfriend with a Jennifer Hale/Shepard....Garrus Vakarian steals the GODDAMN show every single time. Best character of Mass Effect!
@GrimReaper432210 жыл бұрын
When I watched the tango scene and I was like wow the universe that they have created and they way they can make you actually feel like you have been there all the way it makes me sad that we will never see Shepard again.
@Loremaster_296 жыл бұрын
what are you talking about the MEHEM ending is cannon right that means shep is still alive..... RIGHT?
@10kazimkocan6 жыл бұрын
shootemup29er you do know that you can get a canon ending where Shepard is alive right
@Loremaster_296 жыл бұрын
#CaptainRedBleach yeah i know i just prefer the MEHEM ending
@superluismigueL1008 жыл бұрын
Fucking love the garrus zaeed banter
@TheDarkenangel918 жыл бұрын
I am trying so hard not to make inhuman fangirl noises right now XD
@kanden278 жыл бұрын
I hope in Andromeda that the aliens have "casual" clothing when in the hub location. Because it just looks awkward with Garrus ready to go full force on FemShep's body.
@atotalfiasco42137 жыл бұрын
Richard GOD THAT PHRASING MADE ME LAUGH-
@rokkfel49996 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair everyone else looks normal...except turbans and krogans...but well....their turbans and krogans
@Gangerworld10 жыл бұрын
I like seeing Garrus so obviously and deliriously happy. They're gross together, but it's adorable.
@ayaleo68393 жыл бұрын
Lol. I agree. I am happy that he's happy, but I can't get into this romance. Love his lines but I prefer his bromance more so than the romance.
@BlueAnteater3 жыл бұрын
"I....think... it's...*art*." No one can make a meal out of a single Garrus line like Brandon Keener.
@tanalya43667 жыл бұрын
"Nice outfit" by Garrus is the most emotional and natural version of this dialog. The others sounds not that sexy...
@crazy4sian10 жыл бұрын
Shepard CAN dance after all! My life is now complete.
@thedutchwolf9710 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but only the female Shepard XD
@crazy4sian10 жыл бұрын
Not with mods, she isn't.
@DivaQuinzel10 жыл бұрын
FemShep was decent in ME1 as well though :P
@Goddess_Ishtar3 жыл бұрын
"what is she doing with her arms?!" Same thing you're doing pal.
@Basty13510 жыл бұрын
I love the Garrus Zaeed bromance that goes on.
@Legboy112910 жыл бұрын
The Turian is probably the only one who would 'make out' or 'cuddle' with his sniper rifle when he is alone.
@dethbreth810 жыл бұрын
Aside from Zaeed, you mean?
@Legboy112910 жыл бұрын
Yes, I also mean him. I wouldn't be surprised if the Turian started to 'make out' or 'cuddle' with the Normandy's main batteries.
@Prince_of_Dor-lomin10 жыл бұрын
Cmdr. Javik Why would I do that? I have Shepard.
@Legboy112910 жыл бұрын
Garrus Vakarian I have seen you when you are alone, Turian. This is going to be one awkard affair if it gets out.
@Momo_Minomo10 жыл бұрын
CDR. Javik No more akward than you revealing you're peeping on Garrus when he's alone.
@goobienicole9 жыл бұрын
Garrus saying "By the Goddess" never fails to make me giggle 18:25
@LactoseintolerantWis11 жыл бұрын
feel like the Garrus romance had more effort than the rest.
@ventus1231211 жыл бұрын
to me both garrus and tali r the best theyre not spontanias like the me1 romances and more detail then the me3 romances theyre more natural from good friends to lovers
@FoxGamer396183 жыл бұрын
Either way I love it.
@Antgirl898 жыл бұрын
I still blush whenever I watch these videos. Garrus is so smooth. -sigh-
@bandgeek972310 жыл бұрын
So it isn't so much that Shepard can't dance, so much as she isn't good at club dancing. I can relate to that.
@olli31610 жыл бұрын
Garrus is like a Turian version of James Bond! xD
@Dracongard10 жыл бұрын
Wrong if maybe. I wouldve wanted a Garrus dlc of what he does and his hijinks.
@olli31610 жыл бұрын
***** sure, whatever...
@Dracongard10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah Bond is not a one woman guy. Dang it im gonna be pissed if there isnt a Garrus in 4.
@Dracongard10 жыл бұрын
***** Aggh stop reminding me. That smile at the end.
@Dracongard10 жыл бұрын
***** Too many rumors. Its a prequel, or some weird side story that runs linear, or a different universe similar to ours yet different in setting.
@xaviergentile80259 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else get teary eyed when the video ends?
@Makingthebullet10 жыл бұрын
I love how they ran with the Shepard can't dance gag.
@moonprismgirlie10 жыл бұрын
I lose it every time he mocks Liara. "By the Goddess."
@vm75283 жыл бұрын
The look she gives the Turian girl at casino bar is worth more than thousand words. She was ready to rip that poor girl apart with her bare hands.
@ladyselin352 жыл бұрын
Not even close. She was overconfident there. Shes like try your luck youll never get him =)
@calibdallimore62648 жыл бұрын
Garrus: just punch in the pass code I HEART GARRUS on the keypad of your new furniture preferably before the timer runs out however if you don't then blame Zaeed and run like hell Hahahaha lol
@RookieCommentor9 жыл бұрын
Shepard's hesitation at dancing made my day. Need this DLC!
@greyfox67868 жыл бұрын
Archangel dancing...I never thought I see the day.
@pluto31947 жыл бұрын
Shep dancing properly.... I never thought I'd see the day.
@AnderzzGaming9 жыл бұрын
they're an odd couple but this is the best damn relationship in the game
@Jraice3 жыл бұрын
7 years later and I still love every bit of this Turian Badboy.
@unmessable128 жыл бұрын
my favorite thing about Garrus and Zaeed's home security schtick is that the only intruder they talk about is clones. I just find that so funny for some reason.
@Jokester629310 жыл бұрын
Shebard...dancing...Great? Tis a sign of the end times!
@Jokester629310 жыл бұрын
Shepard*
@CitizenKahne199210 жыл бұрын
Jokester6293 You misspelled it the first time. That will forever be your mark of shame. Ha, just kidding. Most people have made that mistake.
@townjester30596 жыл бұрын
was that a mistake though? or a collage nickname "shep- HARD"
@mokarichu8 жыл бұрын
You can hear Jacob talking while Zaeed and Garrus evaluate the apartment. I don't know about you guys but he wouldn't be invited to my party. Tried romancing him once (didn't enjoy it) and when I saw that he left me in ME3 I was like "Oh hell no. You get out."
@seoulbornetakehiko86358 жыл бұрын
But the prize...............
@mokarichu8 жыл бұрын
Pfft. I won't ever romance anyone other than Garrus. He's my boo. And it's a damn shame that there probably isn't many guys like Garrus out there-- y'know, the worry for your safety, the banter and jokes, yet the loving side.. Ugh. >n
@TripedalTroductions7 жыл бұрын
Men like that are men of few words, and therefore often go unnoticed.
@AsharOzborne954 жыл бұрын
"Who says kitchen faucets are just for water? Cyanide's a liquid too you know." -Zaeed Massani, 2186. I'm commander Shepard and this is favorite out-of-context quote in the entire ME OT.