THE BORUSSIA DORTMUND BOTTLE JOB! (FTW)

[@oogaboogazoogawooga3450]

...an FNG sponsor???? utter woke nonsense

[@heichan8657]

back in the days we have "are you looking for a new football news app" now we got this, woke indeed

[@MicYash]

​@@heichan8657 btw alfreton town is indeed on the app

[@CanYouCallMeB]

@@heichan8657Big man, it’s been 4 whole years since you’ve asked me this question but luckily for you I actually am

[@tomfarrington3255]

Games gone

[@MicYash]

@@heichan8657 I can confirm that alfreton town is indeed on the app

[@maxverstappening8958]

THE BOX IS BACK ‼️‼️‼️

[@ballerboi4980]

E-er

[@LT-bz1pk]

Where

[@LT-bz1pk]

The box 😂 Return of the Bruneian slab head

[@alistairwall5470]

@@LT-bz1pk In Brunei, obviously

[@LeonardoPishia]

New series confirmed?

[@8x6apexdoubledoorshed37]

The video title could refer to 90% of Dortmund's history in the last 10 years

[@eavyeavy2864]

Except opponent is some small club fro madrid

[@naseemhussain965]

0:51 BOX V6 , to pre order it costs 2 bags of half finished crisps ( corn flavor) 5 moldy lunchly kits and a piece of barcas pitch😂😂😂 fyi takes 500 days to come,its shipped freshly from brunai😅

[@Ayodeji.M.Babatunde]

I wanna negotiate 14 pain u chocolates without the u chocolate A tic tac toe board with only one horizontal and one vertical line A singular granule of sugar And some used Bruneian farm seeds specially used for growing boxes

[@animamaster]

Borussia Dortmund is in such a slump that not even Niran could save them

[@TheOfficialFNG]

i’m not a miracle worker i’m afraid

[@spl1tz_inh0]

The knee fam

[@rizzonator987]

Why are utd so washed Its actually disgusting how disappointing we are

[@LucasThePro98]

Icl m8 idk

[@LeightNightsAhead]

Why always us

[@RAGNAR-3-3]

every year, it’s the same cycle, with a league/FA cup now and then

[@UnitedReds99]

It's so sad 😢

[@pepijnwassenaar9451]

I get depressed everytime i see us play to be honest

[@Ari_VioletValues]

3:28 BRUH HE CANT KEEP GETTIN AWAY WITH CALLING HIM A SUBARU THATS CRIMINAL 😭

[@MultiEinsteinium]

Love to see that someone has finally decided to sponsor you despite the career ending trim injury you've dealt with all your life!

[@EmmanuelBernard-c9c]

We need a segment about Irish football (call it potatoes this week or something)

[@IrishChancer-YerOnlyMan]

I have been saying this AGES

[@TOlp-oe3fp]

Something interesting/a crazy score line would need to happen for that to take place. Besides the prem and some matches in top 5 leagues, he doesn’t really cover individual matches

[@Skeet_Editz26]

Yes we need this

[@yashraj8459]

I will watch this video in 1080p because it's a sponsored video. Niran finally got some sponsors again

[@fourthwall1899]

3:28 blud said 'Pau Subarsi'

[@manuelrodriguez2637]

😔

[@LaMalo17]

31:31 what a goal

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

19:58 As a Dutchman (Ajax fan), I knew this one was coming. What a goal though. Fun fact, Ajax and Heracles are Greek heroes. And there is also a former pro club called Achilles.

[@ezraezra2928]

There's a professional football club in Greece called Aris FC, named after the God of War in Greek mythology (Ares).

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

@@ezraezra2928 I believe there’s also an Aris Limassol in Cyprus.

[@ezraezra2928]

@@jarmoliebrand2005 Football club naming in Greece and Cyprus were quite weird. There was even a mix-up problem regarding AEL FC, since Greece and Cyprus both shared its namesake (one from Limassol, the other from Larissa). "AE" is short from "Athletic Union" in Greek.

[@SrSteve404]

ad ends 2:15

[@ezraezra2928]

Great info for mentioning the recent AFC U-17 Asian Cup qualifiers. So many wild scorelines in this stage, but the Tajikistan's one was even ridiculous. 14 of the 33 goals were done by just one player (can't remember that name), but still, those records won't surpass Australia's infamous win over American Samoa in 2001 (and Archie Thompson's 13 goals) due to the different levels between senior and youth teams. I've also heard that Micronesia U-23 got battered by 114 goals, 46 of which happened vs Vanuatu, but those results weren't counted by FIFA.

[@IrishChancer-YerOnlyMan]

Still no Shamrock Rovers mention so welcome to The Rovers Round up where l deliver the news of Irelands biggest football club. Shamrock Rovers continue their amazing European Run after a 4-1 battering of their Northern Irish Rivals Larne FC in Windsor Park. This put them with 4 points in 2 games in the conference league which is nothing short of revolutionary for Shamrock Rovers and Irish Football as a whole. Gaffer Stephen bradley says he is confident Rovers will continue their amazing run of form and are shooting for the stars with the ambition being to finish top 8 in the UECL for automatic qualification into the knockouts. The League Of Ireland Title Race has finally come to its climax with Saint Pats and Derry City being knocked out of the race. Shells lead the league with 60 points with 1 game remaining as Rovers have 55 Points with 1 game remaining. Derry City who have been title contenders all season are to host Shells st Derry's home ground for the final game of the season. A draw or a loss will see Rovers win the league which will be regarded as one of the best comebacks in Irish History after rovers were 18 points away from shells earlier in the season. Rovers are to play relegated side dundalk on sunday and any result that isnt a win will see Rovers out of the title race. Who knows what will happen? I will See you all next FTW until FNG mentions Shamrock Rovers👍

[@AvaMiller-o1x]

This content deserves an award!

[@Finsnsldingl]

0:25 better than sky sports news

[@KimberlyCarter-fe9vh]

Enjoyed each second of this upload! You did amazing!

[@douglasbr1t0]

8:05 HIVEMIND REFERENCED

[@glodfish3747]

HIVEMIND MENTIONED !!!!!!!!

[@idontknow-re9dx]

The FNG-Hivemind crossover no one saw coming

[@tawongamusic]

Nice you included Malawi in a segment. By the way Malawi have never qualified for a world cup before but in terms of football they really like the Barclays Premier league

[@fazeschmoigel2663]

Endrick’s buzzing that fan found his sandwich from 1986

[@chenemopromise6437]

0:25 cole palmer still hasn't passed his gcses😂😂

[@craigratio]

Tuv Azarganuud managed to lose a game 20-1 against 10 men.

[@JimTheFly]

What's crazy is that last season, they beat that team is only 2 spots above them, and Tuv beat won 2 of their 3 matches against them last season by identical 3-1 scores (they lost the other match 2-3). They were even 5th last year with a +25 goal differential.

[@craigratio]

I’d love to see Sky Sports Mongolia try to explain the stats on that one. 😂

[@sumejjaselimovic8694]

crazzy that the thumbnail isn't Barca's historic win over Bayern

[@TOlp-oe3fp]

What is historic about it?😭

[@eavyeavy2864]

​@@TOlp-oe3fpwhen is their biggest then, smartass??

[@LiftandCoa]

@@TOlp-oe3fp Nothing to be honest. I can only assume he means Barcas Revenge for quite a few games where theyve been battered in the past decade. But Barca winning over Bayern and vice versa is a tale as old as professional football

[@eavyeavy2864]

​​@@TOlp-oe3fp fng delete my comment.. How bout now?

[@eavyeavy2864]

​@@LiftandCoa0-4 at home at some small treble-less Madrid club😂

[@themarverians]

30:06 No way that just happened 🌚🌝😂😂.

[@Shock_Mike_Hawke]

24:23 Niran that's Thailand not Japan bruv.... could've done bit more research there.

[@faraim13]

Man had spitting out my tea with that gervinho joke 😂😂

[@WTF_whatthefootball]

Me watching this on my *Infinix* Smart phone while my incomplete assignment is open on word on my *Lenovo* laptop.

[@CallumWatson-p2l]

Clicked on the vid to hear more endrick slander😂😂😂😂

[@jaimevazquez1149]

The penalty taker that humbled the goalkeeper is my brother! He has featured in yet another FTW. Big W. 24:11

[@TotallyIced2]

I blew out my knee, tibia and ankle when I saw the announcement for the 📦 v6.. I’m currently on the NHS wait list… 😂😂😂😂 can’t wait!

[@cantthink3012]

0:50 Package reveal??? 🥜👀

[@MrCatters.]

Bro

[@Ryin-yc6zh]

When the world needed him most he was a few years late but he is currently sailing in reverse to where he is needed, but he will be back... As soon as he learns how to sail lets go #BOXBACK

[@painlesszm1421]

31:23 that 3rd goal in your fifa play was some filthy work

[@idzan-private]

He blody had to mention it at 4:34 damn GNK Dinamo vs Bayern Minken (as per Serbian and per Vuk Karadzic speaking Munchen) 🤣💙 Thanks for beating us, now, who is the boss now yeah.

[@adolfocoy7516]

FNG deserves this sponsor, such a class channel

[@footballhipstertv]

Haven't even watched yet but I know bro is gonna find a way to roast Barça even with a month of big wins 😂

[@isaiahscorner]

My prayers have been answered Box V6 OTW

[@cohenchetty5093]

Niran would have saved Dortmund if it wasn't for that catastrophic knee injury

[@mikemason3776]

11:48 Watching this from Beirut and it’s at least a little validating when the football shitpost channel you watch week to week knows what’s happening

[@captaindelta43]

We got a FNG sponsor before GTA VI and Anthony goal 😂❤. This is FNG heritage, you Love to see it

[@ttuchronicles2327]

Talks about Colwill’s pen without being up Trent’s foul on sancho in the box 😂

[@jpwaitforit5801]

who's here after Mbeumo score two more goals? that guy it's unstoppable

[@FootballCentro]

22:03 That diego costa challenge was a horror to behold

[@0xtian610]

I'm amazed that he didn't mention Douglas Costa creating an Only Fans account right after joining Sydney FC in the A-League

[@sbeeezz]

That happened weeks ago brother

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

22:45 I don’t know what’s weirder here. The team that could ‘only’ win 4-0. Or winning 20-1 with ten men.

[@nicholasmoore8717]

Shout out to Auckland for making it onto the channel Niran. We also just won our second game with a 97th minute backheel nutmeg on the keeper 😂

[@JimTheFly]

A couple follow-ups about two of the crazy stores on here: Angelholms not only went invincible and conceded 0 goals, but they did it with a SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD as their keeper. The girl had more clean sheets in one season than she's had trips around the sun. Tuv Azarganuud in Mongolian have to have SOMETHING weird happening. This team was 5th last year with a +25 goal differential, and had a 6-match win streak at one point. This is their 4th season in Mongolian Premier League and they've been 5th in each of the past 3 seasons, last season getting 45 points in 27 matches with a +25 goal differential. They even defeated last year's champions (and this year's current front-runners) Falcons in one of their 3 matches last year, They've lost two matches by AT LEAST TWENTY in their first 9 matches this season, and the teams who beat them in those two matches were beaten at least twice last year by Tuv. This looks like it's more rotten than a hot dog from Bromley.

[@mariuscarausu9352]

The worst thing about the Angelhorms and Lungbyheads is that Lungbyheads got 1 point from their face to face encounters while Angelhirms got 4.

[@MackenzieLennie]

Week 1 of waiting for the FIFA game to finish

[@OxidizeTunes]

hivemind niran back at it again

[@kameronbird2979]

My mans finally getting paid 💵 deserve it. But we all know this woulda happened from episode 1 If it weren’t for that career ending knee injury ☠️

[@danielbarnsley7244]

Jeez Niran, Guess you've been watching a lot of zealandisms xD

[@TheOfficialFNG]

we get tagged in a lot of the same stories on twitter by a few people, so naturally there’s a bit of crossover on stories when i uploaded, Z is class though🤝🏽

[@creativelybankrupt23]

The Box is finally back… I can’t believe my eyes, the lineage is still alive.

[@diogo10borges]

Best intros of any YT channel

[@agurk6055]

A hivemind clip in ftw was not on my bingo card for the year

[@dannesjostad2864]

You have to talk about the Stockholm derby last week

[@eliteofficial7910]

18:04 bro's on power saving mode😭

[@lemmydavid5375]

best episode yet

[@tymilyfe]

That "Top Doctor" needs to be found! We need more information on that knee!

[@baeleyy]

Seeing Hivemind in an FNG video made me unreasonably happy

[@joshuaawuah-darko17]

0:51 THE BOX V6 IS GONNA BE HEAT

[@Wyvernvzx]

as a liverpool fan i was excited for our match against rm next month i think we have a good chance at beating them but after seeing that Vinicius jr hattrick agaist dortmund now im terrified 😭 vini jr always turns into prime r9 when he faces liverpool for some reason 💀

[@somethingwithultra7231]

It's all about how it's played, I mean when you look at Lille and how they did in that first half. If Slot gets his tactics together, RM could very well be stopped.

[@Wyvernvzx]

@@somethingwithultra7231 yeah even though liverpools track record against real madrid isnt great recently its all about context 2018 final: blatantly robbed by the referee 2022 final: we were the far better team and did everything right but courtois put up the most outrageous gk performance oat 2023: was literally our worst season under jurgen klopp full of injuries and inconsistancies

[@Abcdhdbenfndn]

Theory, Endrick is the direct regen of Pele which explains his remarkable knowledge of football 70 years ago

[@airellevan9684]

damn man congrats on the sponsor, honestly didn't expect it 😅

[@mxybemxve9011]

niran being a hivemind fan is so cool

[@cuthbertmcvane9159]

Finally after so many years The Box is coming back.

[@Sinisterss]

THE BOX, WE WOULDVE ALREADY HAD 12 VERSIONS IF IT WASNT FOR THAT CATACLYSMIC KNEE INJURY

[@redcyy]

niran now part of the hivemind cinematic universe

[@OxidizeTunes]

exactly

[@bjBMB]

This is one of the funniest intros ever 😂😂😂

[@thedremexin8281]

Was not expecting the hive mind crossover

[@LazarouDave]

29:54 (and specifically that laugh at 30:05) absolutely fucking sent me, laughing again after trying to take it seriously is a violation 🤣🤣🤣

[@KC777.]

28:07 AYYY AUCKLANDDDD KIA ORA NIRAN ❤

[@EastCoastReese]

we got hivemind clips in FTW lets goooo

[@cd1404]

Jonathan David is the king of Madrid, no one else 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

[@Tintelinus]

On the last story. "Division 4" is actually the Swedish 6th division. So yeah its even lower down the ladder lmao

[@talalalmuslemani9359]

The BOXXXXXX🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@trinityteee5954]

0:27 Lmfao Cole Palmer has,'t passed his GCSE's

[@andrewtran7787]

31:35 THAT WAS FLITHY FROM OLMOOOOO

[@SrSteve404]

you know shit is about to get real when he plays the rest of Need A Little Spider in the intro

[@jamaicanemilio4296]

Niran got lenovo legion before gta 6 release it's absolutely legendary 😅😅

[@captaindelta43]

THE REAL FCB vs German FCB 😂. Au revior muller . This type of revenge Salah dreams off 😅😂

[@alistairwall5470]

Glad to see IntoTheBarrier's emigrated out to Elche

[@YourFavouritePigeon]

Welcome to chelsea man in row z

[@CMW003]

"Another loss" for arsenal? Nirrans been seeing into the future clearly given im pretty sure the Bournemouth loss was their first this season

[@shaneh1872]

Being a United and BVB fan as an Englishman is hard rn, can it get any worse rn

[@vaculix]

Here's HOOOG, BOOOOOX

[@monke.2323]

4:21 dont let him come here, dont think we can afford to treat him if he gets injured during vacation 😐

[@ItzDanyaal21]

0:51 YES!!!

[@AnshGrover-se1ev]

I am hoping to get all the jose mourinho drama next week

[@Benjamin3.5]

haahaaa niran that intro was sick

[@jezrenwick5852]

More hivemind clips at every opportunity please niran

[@Omni_goku391]

Bro just casually dropped the box v6 announcement on us

[@HoangTanDatVietnam]

I can't wait for the Box V6

[@finboy2164]

Absolutely no bias but Jamie jellis was robbed of a goal of the week nomination for Walsall vs Grimsby

[@OwenCamel]

BOX V 6 📦!!!!!!!!

[@gcleeter2261]

Manoloas had 19 shooting in FIFA as well

[@AA-de6gp]

0:49 ITS HAPPENING ITS HAPPENING

[@aryanomsharma07]

The Box V6 is coming! Let’s go📦