ROASTED! | Superfly with Dana Carvey and David Spade | Episode 15

David and Dana get deep about roots, celebrity golf outings, AI, and pickup lines.
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[@hawtmess66]

Who can ask for any better way to start their weekend than with David Spade.

[@mediastudiesnetwork]

And Dana carvey

[@michelehiggins2643]

Saw David at FM Kirby center in Wilkes Barre. Thank you for visiting us and the great show. Come visit the area again!

[@dreamchampagne]

I actually love all the stuff Dana teaches us on how things work

[@AishatheMermaid]

Same here! I feel like the first part of this show was a college lecture on comedy. I love it!

[@Daniel-RunToRoyal]

Norm Macdonald had the best pick up line ever!! "I can get us a bottle." 😂 😂 😂

[@angie7164]

I heard today Shaq's is "can I have that baby" 😬

[@jackolini]

He definitely stole that from The Hustler 😀

[@LadyPaulinaElizabeth]

I ask if they wanna go smoke

[@lindacooper2579]

David is way cuter now than he was in his younger days. Any pickup line would work. You guys are great, loving Superfly!!

[@amygoodman4320]

He is a genuine guy. That's very attractive.

[@AishatheMermaid]

I agree.

[@LadyPaulinaElizabeth]

So hot.

[@user-tg6vq1kn6v]

Dana does the best Garth impression I’ve ever heard

[@DanLoFat]

It's Greaaat!

[@lynnroath-costa9219]

HA! I know right!? 😊 His church lady one, I cant tell where he begins, and she ends 😊 Thank you Gentlemen for always helping me keep my sanity.

[@arrowguy173]

Funny how that works out 😂

[@SullyBach]

I know, it's spooky

[@amylynnhunt55]

@@SullyBach Why? He is Garth after all.

[@doreenb5327]

Thanks so much for teaming up! I would watch either of you separately but this is great energy.

[@ShaneChristopher]

VIDEO VERSION OF FLY ON THE WALL ALSO PLEASE!!!

[@danhenney8293]

Dana : "Comedians can't say anything anymore!" Also Dana : "Oof, some of those roast jokes were rough"

[@user-tg6vq1kn6v]

The pendulum is chiming

[@gavinbalajadia8697]

Both are accurate so far.

[@danhenney8293]

@@gavinbalajadia8697 oh ho. They sure aren’t

[@gavinbalajadia8697]

@@danhenney8293 you cant say anything anymore. True. Those roast jokes were rough. True. They are not contradictory. Actually they agree with each other. Those jokes were rough because you cant say anything anymore. Those jokes and language were considered typical back in the days when you look at Pryor.

[@danhenney8293]

Try all the mental gymnastics you like

[@wendydelucca6918]

Dana they make prescription sunglasses 😅❤

[@vistalite]

…but his hair looks great!

[@NankerPhelge65]

how did u post this the day before it came out ? Are u a time traveller 🙄?

[@wendydelucca6918]

@@NankerPhelge65 no just a BIG FAN! :)

[@wendydelucca6918]

@@vistalite so True :)

[@AishatheMermaid]

HA HA HA! It’s so cute though how we get to watch him struggle between looking cool and seeing things. 😂

[@paulmurphy4267]

My favourite pick-up line is, "Can I help you up? Goodness, those steps are slippery."

[@kyilmaz2]

I love you guys. I love listening to your natural interesting conversation. Two friends who I need, some of the best hollywood people.

[@wordkyle]

Forever I begged you guys to do Fly on video. Now here you are. Thanks.

[@AishatheMermaid]

Thanks for begging them so they did it. I don’t know if I’d have found them otherwise since I don’t really listen to audio only podcasts.

[@keithborucki2172]

You guys are the best! Thanks for doing this show!

[@Nina-ih8sr]

Commenting because David will see this. Loved your show when you came to Orlando. Have a great weekend guys!

[@paulmurphy4267]

25:09 - "When all the dust has settled down" is probably a good summation of the Golden Bachelor's wedding night.

[@EshockT]

David crushed the golf ball with Tiger and impressed him. He’s so modest!

[@HUMBUG-mv1mq]

When did Daryl Hall start filling in for Dana?

[@Tomorrowandtomorrowandtomorrow]

"It IMMERSES you... You know that word, David?" "I'VE HEARD OF IT" - Best Ad Read Award submission 2024

[@818nooner]

This team is fantastic! (in Arnold voice of course) thanks you two. Loved you since the nineties I think.

[@ShowDogMusic]

I am so glad I found this. You are two of my favorite comedians!

[@artephax]

Craig Ferguson also employed the “walk into a close-up” camera technique. One minute he’d be 10 feet away, and then, all of a sudden, he’d walk right up to the camera and he’d be right there in your face, usually just making suggestive remarks in his usual playful manner. (He also did the close-up thing with his puppets … remember Sid, the foul mouthed bunny or Wavy the crocodile?!) 😄 I really miss his show … he was my all-time favorite late-night host!

[@Tectonicgorilla]

Please keep the flies buzzing around , it’s so cool to see and hear you guys . Stay frosty fellas

[@stefrey08]

Dana you have the best impressions ever! Especially the presidents. David, I love your ‘sounds’ and your ‘let’s look at a clip!’ ❤

[@LadyPaulinaElizabeth]

Love that you two are doing this podcast. It's funny, enlightening, and nostalgic, great feel good content. I also like the behind the scenes Snl talk. I like that you all and the stand up comedians have a unique bond.

[@faykguru]

The best pickup line is "Hey! I remember you from Queens College."

[@leonardshevlin7260]

My mother was too nervous to drive on the freeway but I hadn't thought about that in many many years and had pretty much forgotten it.

[@JoeMonaghanMusic]

Love both podcasts! Never miss it! You guys are killin it!

[@matthewcordova]

"Unfrosted is no Godfather!" - Associated Press.

[@artephax]

I had a line that I once used to meet a beautiful lady (in some Nashville bar many years ago). As she was walking down the aisle, I stopped her briefly and asked if she was interested in purchasing an electric dog polisher. She laughed … it worked! We became friends for many years!

[@papasquat355]

IRS agents definitely can carry a gun.

[@shaidar69]

True only if they are agents in their Criminal Investigation Division.

[@AmyLyleauthor]

Can we buy the Joe Dirt hat off of David's head? Or win it? Superfly Superfan!

[@DavidMccallister65]

Dana's face when David played the clip of the white girl rapping 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AishatheMermaid]

That was funny AF when they played that clip. It was as if a porno came on and David scrambled to avoid responsibility. 😂

[@jodywittnebel3586]

This dynamic duo has only begun! Ment to be these two cut from the same cloth!🙌Thankful for your Calm..ady. Wisdom, sharing and teaching..Couple of First class dudes cuz of their attitudes! Love LoVe (kicking my feet )LoooVE em!🎶

[@Jackstrawfromwitchita-ym5xk]

Man you guys are so awesome. Tommy boy will always be one of the funniest movies of all time

[@alienpaleontologist]

I made a joke hypothetical pickup line that I never use"do you have a car that you can drive to get around? Because if I have my way tonight you may have trouble walking tomorrow"

[@chuckleezodiac24]

"Do you have a wheelchair? Cuz you're gonna have trouble walking tomorrow."

[@Verklempt_Wisconsinite]

Can you get Kevin on Superfly? I know he’s been on fly on the wall, but his expressions are a feast for the eyes.

[@thespiritofmadturner999]

I second Kevin. My dog's name is Kevin. But to avoid confusion I'm referring to Dana's friend Kevin Nealon.

[@davidrose8963]

Video of you guys WITHOUT voices? I can’t even poop without doing voices. Voices=Life

[@stephanieredden8861]

The Drew Carey roast was good. I think it was Margaret Cho that said something like "Where's Drew? I don't know. He said something about going out and tagging the sheep that kick. Where's Drew? I don't know. He said something about grabbing some salt and going to the petting farm".

[@devinmccloud]

Spade hosting the roast of Rob Lowe is still the best. Search youtube for the comeback edit of that roast.

[@konaken1035]

I watched Unfrosted before i read the comments. I enjoyed it, got some chuckles, it kept me "emersed".. Good Job Jerry. the Kronkite off camera TMI was funny.. Trat PoP

[@MosHighChadro]

I love the podcast guys. That's my comment. See, there you go. I left a message. In the desperate attempt, and vain hope that Dana Carvey and or David Spade know that I exist. What that says about me I'm not sure I want to know the answer. I'm rambling... Ok, I'm going to stop....... Now?

[@kariguider6072]

I literally tune in for ya’ll’s impressions (Love the Biden impression) and David’s “bee boop bee boop” sound effects. Love the podcast!!!!

[@amygoodman4320]

And Redneck Necky!

[@dawndavis8779]

Dana Garfo: I laughed so hard at the grumpy old man, don't hear it enough! Both: Please come to Pittsburgh 😍

[@mrpudders]

Yes love the podcast, “it feels funny kinda like the rope in gym class..” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@easye5653]

When Heather said something about pick up lines used on her, We could not hear her. Please repeat what the Ladies say! Thank you. 😎👍

[@AishatheMermaid]

I second this. I was dying to know what that little side conversation was about…

[@angie7164]

I can so relate with David and his neck issues. Have had two cervical fusions and nursing another herniated disc. David, Botox in shoulders and neck is a life saver.

[@AishatheMermaid]

Does PT help?

[@angie7164]

@@AishatheMermaid ish, full core building and full strengthening but you have to push through. There's damage to the neck (herniated disc) so your muscles try to "protect" you through tightness and telling your brain, "hey in case you didn't know, there's damage sound the pain alarms". Botox semi paralyses the muscles so that you don't experience that. I've tried EVERYTHING and this has been my only relief.

[@RicoMusap-te3om]

May you guys be the funniest and the most prestigious podcast on the net-Gid bless!!!

[@jillsipocz3582]

I love these guys. I always used to get them mixed up.

[@AxeMan808]

Dana looking like he's about to sing "But In The Meantime" by Spacehog.

[@paulhawkins4895]

Great as always - loved hearing the golf stories, David, and the mention of two OU alums (my alma mater), Kyler Murray and Blake Griffin.

[@marge9563]

that schwartzenegger thing was hysterical

[@bardot9946]

I love both you guys, you're both funny and Dana's impressions are the best. I'd like to see what David would look like without a beard.

[@chrisrodriguez2244]

Yeah well it’s hard to win in (CELEBRITY) checkers when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!

[@thomaswillingham4084]

Hinchcliffe owned the roast

[@korbindallas8224]

You spoke about all the greats, Rock, Louis, Sebastian, Kat, etc. I think the most current legit goat is Shane. Maybe not so much his stand up, every single set, although I think sometimes yes, but him on the podcast is legit goat status.

[@kyleoren6523]

Love the show! can't wait for Spirit Halloween to put out the "Comedian Podcaster" costume!!!

[@kyilmaz2]

Lmao... I love you guys... keeping me company from afar.

[@DavidMccallister65]

We love you guys forever. So don't worry and don't pull punches. Send it! Party on Garth! 😂

[@juliemckellips593]

Hey David and Dana another great podcast! You guys are so funny! Keep up the good work and keep the laughs coming. Can't wait til the next podcast. I have a question for you both. What thought process or routines do you have to get you going to write your jokes? Or do the jokes just come to you? Have a great day!

[@jamesmurray3889]

My pickup line was "hi, how ya doin'?" It works really well when your gorgeousness.

[@AishatheMermaid]

Yeah that’s all that’s needed if you know you’re cute.

[@sandrashevel2137]

I just found your podcast. I love seeing two of my favorites.

[@a.e.6130]

The Jerry Seinfeld episode gave me anxiety. I love him , I just didn’t realize how intense he is. You two alone are the best ear candy.

[@susanpeck530]

It WAS intense. Made it to the end fortunately

[@showtimewest1940]

Felt same way

[@Rob_Kates]

I really enjoyed how you broke down the comedy biz with him. I just wish his movie was better.

[@AishatheMermaid]

I’ve never liked Jerry Seinfeld. He’s full of himself in a destructive, tyrannical way that grosses me out, so I didn’t even click into that podcast, but now these comments have me curious…

[@Rob_Kates]

Jerry takes the business of comedy very seriously. I get the impression he has amazing discipline when it comes to writing and performing.

[@hoofarted2938]

Superfly Love It ! Just a thought, Fast Food restaurants should have a scale to open the door , if you to heavy the door won’t open , have to take the stairs to another entrance. Lil Exercise 😂

[@taylorwilhelm7852]

Best pick up line for Dana “Am I not Turtley enough for the Turtle club??… Turtle, turtle!”

[@stevetaterus8303]

Pick up line: If you come home with me tonight there would only be 8 planets left .... Im gonna destroy Uranus

[@rubberslug2153]

Simply the best

[@zigzagwanderer9531]

I go for the direct approach in pick up lines. I simply ask the lady if she wants to fool around. When she says no, I ask, "Well, would you hold still while I do?" If she says she already has a boyfriend, I tell her "Don't worry, I won't get jealous.".

[@chitown1057]

Spade is good at checkers because he never moves his back row

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

EVER!

[@troywalkertheprogressivean8433]

🪨

[@lmactapout]

“Do you make sandwiches?” Horrible pickup line. Don’t recommend it.

[@jaredmatthews252]

Love you guys, actually sat down and focused on a doobie and the episode, I feel bad when I do other things while I listen, like I'm not giving it the respect it deserves

[@brenthenshaw3585]

29:43 "Listen to me now and believe me latah! This is how a MOtahcycle sounds!"

[@DeoGeo]

Great listening.

[@amylynnhunt55]

David needs the Defund The IRS shirt i just bought for Father's Day

[@claykemper7193]

Carvey, open every show with one of your great impressions. For example, Scarface, Arnold, The Rock, Murphy. They will draw viewers.

[@gregjarnigan3515]

Katt Williams says 'muthafucka' a lot. Very clever writing.

[@Okayzenmaster]

You guys need to get Mike Myers on there so we can behold a Wayne and Garth reunion.

[@mdaze9753]

Mike was on a year ago.

[@Okayzenmaster]

Not on Superfly.

[@ElectraAlan]

What did Groucho Marx say when the Church Lady accused him of blasphemy? "Thank you, it's been a blasphemy too."

[@JulieHedges]

Spade are you ever going to write another book? A Polaroid Guy was so good.

[@susanpeck530]

I loooved his audio books

[@basketofpuppys]

Don't forget my name because you'll be screaming it tonight

[@lazzer408]

You have a podcast? When will you have Dennis Miller on?

[@klk6000]

I was with a guy , we were on a date , we had just finished dinner . He stopped at a corner market in North Beach to get some things, I waited in the Jeep, he came back with a bag of groceries, I asked “ whad ya get”. He answered “breakfast…..is it OUR breakfast?” Don’t do that guys…EVER

[@goratgo1970]

Yeah, surprised he didn't finish that one with "just enough for three, so have any hot friends?"

[@TheRetroManRandySavage]

I always preferred hot n sweaty jungle sex for breakfast, and a glass of orange juice, with pulp. (I'm old school).😂

[@jasonmoser24]

He messed up he should come back out and when you ask he says I got you some sausage and pull it out. That’s how I get the ladies

[@gajogrande]

Duct tape and rope?

[@dr_redbanRL]

Do not attempt to be cute when dating! Got it. Thanks. Maybe you shouldnt have gone on the date?

[@JoeBlow-sr8mh]

Kat Williams is a good one to have on (and swardson…) Kat is always just making it up as he goes. A real natural. I like how he explained how Hollywood really works on that one podcast with that guy. I think Kat actually has to make an effort not to be funny all the time like Dice. Born funny. Maybe they will bring Lyle Billup from snl back?

[@codymacjohnson891]

Love to hear you two riff!

[@user-km4ei9bd3o]

I worked a charity golf ⛳️ tournament sponsored by Dwight Hicks in Palo Alto circus 🎪 1995. My job was to videotape the hole in one shot for the Mercedes. They had an ice chest of beer stationed beside me 😵😵‍💫. My batteries died 🪫 halfway through. I pretended they were still good and had the guys talk to the camera 🎥 😏🤫. No one made the hole in one. My boss and I were drunk and dancing 💃 🕺 in the club house after dinner. Then I drove back to SJ and hopped a plane ✈️ to Cancun and drove a moped 🏍️ around for a few daze guessing what the signs meant based on my memory of high school French. Good times working corporate AV. Of course, I’m more responsible now 😏🤭😂🤫😎

[@L30buffboy]

Superfly Please make that movie. An actor who loses their mind over bad reviews

[@Elsa-qy9hr]

Things I love about both these guys. David is humble yet critical AF. Dana is aggressive yet goofy. Both are too self conscious, stiff, politically correct but add some (grace) lube and you'll see pure genius, I guarantee.

[@sethsims812]

If you REEEEALY read these, guys... will you please say "hi" to my high school buddy Josh who watched SNL with me every weekend even after almost graduating HS in 1992! First thing he introduced me to was "choppin broccoli" and the Church Lady helped land my first HS gf. Spade taught us the sound effects that made our stories funny, and got ME laid anyway. Thank you! "whu-ptdchh!!" What Loren says about SNL casts and when you went to Highschool is a deeper truth than... I thought he was capable of. Heh heh

[@bbells8486]

"Unfrosted" needed more preservatives at minute five. No Pop Tart for you. NEXT! - Shirley Scrumtates - "Sacrumtown Bee"

[@TheFishy51]

David come to Pittsburgh please!!❤

[@nateblack972]

Dana in the thumbnail, serious Rick Flair vibes!

[@TheOldHippiebilly]

Dana, I STILL say "Why I oughta pound you!" 😂 So it caught on with me, anyway. Love you guys! ❤

[@mdaze9753]

When are you getting more women - from SNL - on? Would love to hear their perspective.

[@JoeBlow-sr8mh]

“Best podcast of all tyme…” Member this one: “then you’d see some people in Hollywood scrambling. Shut down the internet? The whole internet…”

[@itsmeevan]

I sent a couple memes I made to the email hope you use them on the show

[@kylorenthehusky2584]

Checker in an air conditioned room 😂😂

[@120csmith]

Hey Dana, here's the new catch phrase "I'll smasssch Yooou"

[@jaredmatthews252]

Ya know, I'd love to see you 2 do a televangelist bit. Maybe the church lady gets involved, could be a huge vein of laughs to be mined. I'd love to see spade as a caricature of a megachurch pastor with Dana as a church lady fan.....but I also think it would hilarious to see both of them as a preacher tagteam......the comedy may get pretty rapid fire in that scenario.

[@sterlingstuhldryer810]

I was looking forward to more David Spade voice overs on 3 Rd season House Broken😮 What's up with the series?❤

[@JasonBurnett42]

If it's any consolation, "why, I ought POUND you!" certainly loved on in my lexicon lo these 30-someodd years.