fnaf 6 - william afton drunk-drives home from mcdonalds music extended

[@boxedrice]

sup

[@chiefblox4000]

You telling me you pinned comments now

[@only_a_human]

Wassup my g

[@YoPierreDoYouWannaComeOver]

yes

[@WrenRemm]

5 years later, and you are the chosen one (at least for now)

[@theincrediblyawesomeone2212]

yo

[@villevuori1924]

"I ALWAYS COME BACK" -William yells out as he is dragged out of the McDonald's.

[@Leefbay]

And he never did Probably...

[@AzraelWasHere]

​@@Leefbay hopefully

[@crazydragon611]

Ah crap here se go again -mcdonalds employer

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Immediately after a long-winded rant about Mulan

[@NeverEverTM]

then he comes back, however the McDonalds closed ten years ago and it is now a cloth store

[@maybelater2160]

Pov: The ice-cream machine is broken but you just remembered that your daughter is an ice-cream machine

[@Korbin_Piper]

What drugs are you on?

[@unamedYT283]

Lol

[@WTXtraYZ]

That took me a second

[@capitalcoffee7514]

Michael: "Hey wait this aint no ice cream scoo-"

[@joeypickering5273]

“For dessert Michael, eat your sister. Now. Do it micheal.”

[@Sonic-oh2ly]

"The happy meal didn't make me happy." -purple guy, moments before he proceeds to start the fnaf lore

[@Garbo_trashcan]

"they gave me a girl toy" - William Afton moments before murdering Henry's daughter

[@saimonmamon5098]

@@Garbo_trashcan my man william fr said "Im gonna show you who's a girl" to the mcdonald's staff

[@MichealllA]

Man got the unhappy meal

[@caingamin2]

@@MichealllA I hate it when that happens

[@chadbroski0146]

@@caingamin2 I know, right? I don't think Purple Guy is in the wrong here. The McDonalds worker shouldn't have given him the Unhappy Meal

[@alexmcfee7686]

"Hey I don't remember putting a speedbump by the pizzeria"

[@migueldbgalgoul6379]

ROAAAAAAAADKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL +500 POINTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@unamedYT283]

TRIPLE KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL +600 POINTTTTTTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSS

[@GunMan69420]

VVEEEEEHHHIIIIICCUUUULLLAAAAARRRRR MAAAAAANNNSSSSLLAAAAUUUGGGHHHTTTEEEERRRR +1000 POOOOIIIINNTTTTTSSSSS

[@YourLocalYter]

NNNNNOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE KKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOWWWWSSSSSSS +1000.000001 PPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNTTTTTTTSSSSSSSZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@PPumpkiNN]

The fog is coming ....

[@Zed-gj8vq]

The Man Behind The Vehicular ManSlaughter

[@okimtopuzzled6521]

Thanks now i can't get those two words outta my head Edit 6: deleted all the other edits lol it was just cringe shit about how many likes this got... So thanks for the likes I guess ;)

[@pokecardscanada6096]

Massively underrated comment

[@archerjxx9495]

Lol

[@DeItaMeIta]

Lol

[@JerethConnell]

the man behind mcdonals

[@Zebo12345678]

"Thank you, come again!" "Oh, believe me. I always come back."

[@failguyonyt2298]

"Sir, this is a McDonald's."

[@Polar_Pyro_YT21]

​​​@@failguyonyt2298 *"D I D I S T U T T E R ?"* "Yes, like, 37 times."

[@Perfectcellsimp]

This made me giggle a bit. I can definitely see William saying something like that.

[@mezmezzy1870]

Leaked FNAF movie dialogue (REAL)

[@Z_Saber]

Remember kids: whenever someone mentions the Bite of '87, they're referring to how many Big Macs William Afton ate before going into cardiac arrest

[@stormtrooper51ru]

William just bited 1987 Big Macs at a time, earning him a Guinness World Record as "The most Big Macs biten at one time"

[@offizier_n.3741]

The man behind the macslaughter

[@haydenTenno-]

One of the best comments I’ve seen yet

[@Irish_Enderman]

So he ate 86 and it was the first bite of the 87th when he went into cardiac arrest? Impressive

[@quetzalthepretzal]

according to my research, it took 27

[@eNCy.]

Imagine William running over Susie's dog by mistake, looking in the rearview mirror to see Susie crying over her dog, and William going into reverse being like "Hold up I missed one". Then he just proceeds to run over Susie and drive away

[@Apotheosister]

Petscop type beat.

[@TheBookDuck.Com1]

Oopsie 🤭 My bad 🥰

[@demi-femme4821]

Like, nobody was there to identify the plates. If he wasn't a ghost-obsessed idiot, William could've just gotten away with that one eith no consequences (well, except Hell)

[@lemonysnickerdoodle]

You forgot the part where he steals Susie's body and stuffs it in the Chica suit. (he gotta hide the evidence)

[@spotlightanimation6719]

Charlie lore

[@Artcat932]

“Micheal…” “Yes father?” “Get me a 6 piece pack of McNuggets”

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

"Only thing you're getting... is put in a home as soon as you turn fifty."

[@JustADudeOnYouTube245]

@@SuperMonaLisaBros Michael would have to wait till Security Breach for that chance

[@GachaELM]

“Father it me Micheal.. I did it. I found it. It was right where you said it would be.. The six pack chicken nuggets..

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

@@JustADudeOnKZbin245 "Father, why is the pizzaplex on fire?" "BRING ME MORE DEAD CHILDREN!"

[@grady631]

​@@SuperMonaLisaBros “MICHEAL PLEASE THE HAPPY MEAL DIDN'T MAKE ME HAPPY ENOUGH TO SUSTAIN MYSELF WITH HAPPY PLEASE MICHEAL DON'T LEAVE ME HERE TO STARVE MICHEAL PLEASE!”

[@mscup8814]

I love that he has just become a literally purple person in the eyes of the community

[@Jade2781]

billy loman now there are two purple people.

[@anadorablestraycat5255]

it all changed with the advent of Squimpus

[@CidCDdrafts]

Smol thanos.

[@isaandreso215]

Michael at the end of Sister Location: It's *not* metaphorical!!!

[@swizzles1875]

I know im late but the purple tint is due to the rotting of his body due to him being dead while ennard was controlling him, take the end of SL; Custom night.

[@aeronidas3647]

"Officer....You see *hiccups*.....I'm just as shocked as you, I mean why are all the other cars driving the wrong direction."

[@Dark-ql7kn]

Man, I fucking hate it when cars start thinking they own your road

[@RongDMemer]

Lmao

[@poniko6034]

i mean he *is* British

[@capncake8837]

“On the off chance that you find a young girl named Charlotte Emily with multiple stab wounds outside a pizzeria a few miles away, I had nothing to do with it. In fact, I don’t know anyone named Charlotte Emily.”

[@Overlandpage55-theOG]

he could be right in his own right, after all the man is brit

[@Ats_lll]

"I cant believe they gave me the girls toy" -Afton, before Charlie's death

[@Colorageous]

Afton: "Maybe Charlie will like it!" "Charlie! I got you a happy meal" Charlie: "Ewww" Afton: "Die."

[@Sleepless_dave]

😐

[@JacktheOrangeOldSport]

​​@@Sleepless_daveDave....DAVE... *WILLIAM AFTON DONT DO IT*

[@Joeyboona]

Cop: sir, do you know how fast you were going sir William: I didn't kill the kids

[@corazonfeathers8116]

Cop: what- William: what

[@Glisten456]

“Sir I’m giving you a ticket-“ “Follow me to the safe-room” “What?” “What?”

[@oldsport9136]

what seems to be the officer problem moment

[@Dave_Miller]

William: "Your dog is in the safe room" Cop: "What!? You had my missing dog?!" William: "Yes officer I did have your dog, but now he in the back room of a Fazbear restaurant. But if you follow me I can take you to him" Cop: "My dog is female..." William: "And how was I supposed know that! Now follow me please so you can find your dog officer..." Cop: "Ok lead the way sir" *William drives down to a Fazbear restaurant while the Cop follows closely behind. They both get out of their cars* William: "Not much farther now Officer" Cop: "You better be telling the truth about my dog" William: "Why would I lie there is no point" Cop: "So this is the safe room?" William: "Yes sir it is...your dog is inside" *The Cop hesitantly walks inside the safe room he looks around and doesn't find his dog then he hear the door lock behind him* Cop: "What is the meaning of this!!" William: "Well~ I don't like you one bit so you have to go bye bye" Cop: "What is that mean!?" *Then William moves incrediblely fast towards the Cop then the Cops vision go's black...* ☆THE END HOPE YOU ENJOYED☆

[@Joeyboona]

@@Dave_Miller *CLAPPING* THATS AMAZING

[@Luke-1337]

He looks like he’s thinking whether did he see those animatronics looking at him funny or he just ate too much pizza that night

[@kaidothedrunkard]

They looked at him funny because they were disgusted by the fact he was dunking McNuggets and entire Bigmacs into Vodka that night.

[@karelsimek5871]

@@kaidothedrunkard nikocado avocado in a nutshell

[@dfquartzidn6151]

“Maybe I should’ve asked Henry or Clara to drive me home” Edit: If this was happening before he killed the kids

[@kaidothedrunkard]

@@karelsimek5871 Nah, Nick is worse. He's fully aware and accepting of his horrible state.

[@Edible_edibility]

He probably yiffed the fox just like on day shift at freddies

[@Ironmat98]

“Why am I purple” William said calmly while driving drunk in the rain after being turned away by a mustard man

[@Polar_Pyro_YT21]

"Why am I here?" The man who banged your mother said as he was suddenly teleported to a purple car.

[@engikneegming8389]

@Marty Fourre the bang of '69

[@SwimSwady]

@@engikneegming8389 BAHAHAH

[@sporadicjesse8906]

Nice pfp bro

[@mfstarboy-7]

@@engikneegming8389 LMAO

[@APersonNamedRain]

The most unrealistic part about all of this is the fact that afton still has a drivers license

[@TheGamingDoggo]

Says who

[@junojunovanna5203]

Bold of you assume he has one

[@Chaos_Birb]

Lmao how do you know he has one XD

[@l.psimer6124]

​@@junojunovanna5203he is far from being above murder so why would he be above unlicensed driving.

[@owen723]

Counterpoint: it is the most Realistic thing that William still has a drivers license.

[@eatbagels2034]

Something that always got me about William is that he did a drive-by stabbing. I've never seen that before. Truly an inventor and a leader in all his crafts.

[@DanielAlves-xe4om]

Well, you see, William took the American classic of the drive-by shooting and put a novel twist on it, inspired by the shank culture of his native homeland Britain.

[@Ze_eT]

@@DanielAlves-xe4om I think he just was too lazy to get a gun license and wanted to finally see some use for his knife he always brought with him after acquiring his knife license.

[@LeafAsterion]

the dude's a visionary

[@ghosty8193]

@@DanielAlves-xe4om You joke but that's not even a bad theory lol. I'm from the UK and I've never heard a drive by stabbing, but I'm sure william would .

[@DanielAlves-xe4om]

@@ghosty8193 I'm from the UK too mate XD Believe me, William would be the visionary to put that idea together.

[@seriousnorbo3838]

Imagine having a car that exactly matches your skin color

[@yeontanseyebrows5588]

Flesh-mobile

[@awlow052]

Imagine having skin that exactly matches your car color

[@emanwonkon2205]

imagine having car seats that exactly matches your skin

[@krishnabasavaraju2926]

imagine having a car

[@Minusbluye]

Frisk pulling up with that yellow car

[@AwoogusTF2]

*“MICHAEL IM DRUNK HERES A BIG MAC WITH EXTRA MUSTARD”*

[@adriashep]

"BUT I DONT LIKE MUSTARD"

[@pakkunen8491]

@@adriashep "SHUT UP AND EAT IT! YOUR DAD ATE ATLEAST 300 TODAY"

[@offizier_n.3741]

Proceeds to throw it at him full force, tripping in the process, falling to the floor and burping while muttering unintelligible drunk thoughts about creating child-killing machines.

[@ElectrikStatik900]

"MICHEAL LET ME IN!! I STILL HAVENT SHOWN YOU THE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPER!!! I ATE IT MICHAEL"

[@WreedTrimmer]

"AND HERE ARE SOME MCNUGES WIT EXTRA REANCH"

[@SillyEveryDay]

I like to imagine that whenever William gets ownership of an item it becomes purple, and if he were to get tanned or his skin color changed all his items would also change color

[@CannedCornChip]

William: *buys literally anything* The item: *turns purple instantly*

[@Mr._Dooter]

So he bought Micheal???

[@huggystoriesbr7998]

​@@Mr._Dooterno because micheal wasnt always purple

[@Mr._Dooter]

@@huggystoriesbr7998 that was what I meant, Michael pre sister location was a free man, but then he became property of Afton robotics

[@huggystoriesbr7998]

@@Mr._Dooter that has a double meaning since he is now a property of afton robotics because he is purple but also of ennard who is an amalgamation of a lot of animatronics built in afton robotics

[@controversycat2095]

the idea of all the events in fnaf started because william was drunk one night and ate 16 big macs is quiet possibly the best way to sum up this franchise's lore

[@martyrobbins3543]

Yeah, sounds just about it

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Man’s moved to a country half way across the world, drunk drove from a fast food place and then everything goes to shit.

[@antanaskaleda1564]

it started because he hit charlotte while drunk driving then was like ''lol that was funny imma do that some more''

[@andruspolanco6935]

@@antanaskaleda1564 ik it's a joke but he didn't hit her with the car

[@FarmerDingus]

@@andruspolanco6935 ik it's just a joke but we all know that

[@ToastedD]

“I can’t wait to tell Micheal about my kids toy” thinks William while chugging a 5th bottle of scrumpy while driving his honda civil

[@funtimez8173]

“Look! Michael! It’s a plastic minion from the hit 2010 3D-animated movie Despicable Me produced Chris Meledandri!”

[@adriashep]

@@funtimez8173"Go the fuck to bed, dad."

[@captianjoke3219]

"No never"

[@zeusthefox1585]

Hos Honda Civil?!? You kidding? That Car has no Grill PURPLE MAN HAS A TESLA!!!

[@samuelwilson6795]

It should be cannon the purple guy drives a Honda civil

[@ethanjane2951]

"What do you mean they don't sell beast burgers here?" William said calmly.

[@webberinternetpolice6431]

""""""""""calmly""""""""""

[@Hessiano77]

"Sir this is mcdonald's"

[@YourMuseBillCipher]

"GIVE ME THE BURGERS." william said with hesitation

[@hoozartz6740]

"Sir this is Wendy's"

[@notgreg123]

"This was the moment William snapped."

[@memelord696]

"I dont think that was an ice cream machine I stabbed" - William Afton

[@thinkerxxix6969]

*here we see the child murderer in his natural habitat*

[@White_ops_arcade]

A 1979 Toyota Tacoma

[@sahilhossian8212]

That is mediated awful means of suffering to his victims

[@ratgamer6910]

R/cursedcomments

[@mary_merry_cherry]

666 likes👀

[@thinkerxxix6969]

@@mary_merry_cherry 0-0

[@Siren_.X]

to be honest he's accomplished a lot that night

[@manupm9161]

I think that's the night when he killed Henry's daughter, right?

[@Schnort]

@@manupm9161 pretty sure? Maybe? It's FNaF, who knows.

[@lartts7483]

@@manupm9161 Very likely yeah

[@arsenal4739]

@@Schnort in the files of the game, the secret ending of Midnight Motorist is called Later That Night. So yes, this is the same night he murdered Charlie.

[@zgmfx-09a]

@@Schnort well the minigame is called "later that night" and it's raining so I'd assume so

[@jonathand9570]

It's 10x better if you imagine Henry holding his dead daughter as William is drunk driving from McDonald's

[@justsomecanadiandude]

Agreed.

[@Big-The-Cat]

Yes, yes it is

[@afanisthedolphin]

Me after successfully stabbing yet another small child in a dark alleyway (I went to Mcdonalds to celebrate)

[@kalmin4354]

Henry: "NOOOOOOO PLEASE, PLEASE NO, COME BACK." William: "Yeah, i'll have 2 happy meals with that, and an ice cream, can you put extra cheese in one of them?"

[@justsomecanadiandude]

@@kalmin4354 Cashier: Alright, two happy meals and an ice cream with cheese. Is that all? William: I want a beese churger.

[@Franz0818]

“I should be repairing the broken relationship of my family, my wife have already signed the divorce papers, my son Michael is always depressed, Elizabeth is the only one who hasn’t changed… yet but after downing several Big Macs and a bottle of vodka, I have come to a conclusion. Murder!!” - William Afton

[@Imstillhangintherethankgod]

Clearly this was the most obvious solution

[@bababooey5402]

Ironic he entirely forgets about the one who lost their frontal lobe and their life to one of his own creations lmao

[@someonenamedsomeone9497]

I imagine he is saying this to Charlie while twiddling with with his knife

[@techleontius9161]

Sounds more like Felix from The Walten Files, but ok

[@MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP]

Real quote from fnaf 5 trust

[@CorneliusCornbread]

Never ask: A man his height, A woman her cup size William Afton what he had for dinner

[@jackocoyne7841]

Charlette Emily

[@Hotbotch]

@@jackocoyne7841 wt

[@LarcenyUnlimited]

mackstricks

[@PSEUDOSOPHER]

macdonal

[@LarcenyUnlimited]

@@jackocoyne7841 Charlotte Motor Speedway

[@funnyfirefishfan]

""Hey Micheal, you think it'd be weird if I made a robot dog?" "What?" "Yeah, I'd name him Sparky and I'd just put him in shadowy corners to mess with people" "Dad, stop calling me, it's four in the morning"

[@miers2002]

And it ended up being named fetch

[@YourLocalYter]

"What if he like... went bark instead of woof? Hahaha-" *HUNG UP - 4:15 A.M* "He had one too many nuggies. Fuck me."

[@jeepercreepers9]

Probably isn't intentional but I get heavy Blackjack vibes from DSAF

[@sedeuphadude80]

@@miers2002t’s referencing a hoax relating to the first FNAF game, dumby.

[@Jeffrey18O]

"Hey Micheal, you think it'd be weird if I made a copy of myself inside of a vr video game?" "Dad please go fuck to sleep"

[@gooberculues]

“The Coke Zero wasn’t zero dollars.” -purple guy, *calmly* yelling at the cashier of mcdonalds

[@sansationalgaming8420]

Calmy william inserted the knife

[@Jawley_]

​@@sansationalgaming8420The cashier fell down, *calmly* dying

[@MR_CatWasHere]

The cashier *calmly* called 911 and the police is *calmly* coming ​@@Jawley_

[@DaMartian]

@@sansationalgaming8420Jevil

[@Jordonion]

“Dumbledore said calmly”

[@djsubatomicsupernova9610]

"We're goin' tuh vegas! Old Sport" -william afton, seconds before driving directly into a nearby Macdonalds at roughly 79 miles per hour

[@megcmurphy6278]

Love that reference

[@art-w-jay]

#mymom

[@TF2Scout..]

Holy shit that's a dsaf ref

[@YourMuseBillCipher]

In that moment afton became dave miller

[@Jeffrey18O]

Jake: Dave, that is not a McDonald that is a Wendy's!!!!

[@paddythelegend1671]

I like to think William is a pretty chill dude when sober. But goes around killing kids when he's absolutely hammered and has no memory of it the next morning

[@Schnort]

This is my new headcannon. He gets a god complex when potted

[@sahilhossian8212]

Very accurate depiction of him

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

was*

[@Somirage143]

When he became Springtrap he permanently got a bit of vodka on his lip and now he's just permanently drunk. And yes, Glitchtrap is modeled after drunk William.

[@creepypato3984]

"It's now the jannies' problem" he thought to himself, the man behind the slaughter.

[@GippyHappy]

There is nothing in the game that contradicts this being exactly how it went down

[@gcullen576]

McDonald’s has never been proven to be canon. Other than that I think you could legit put this as the real reason he murdered Charlie and it would fit in

[@Moon-Archive]

@@gcullen576 The fact that the only part of this that may not fit in is the idea of McDonald's existing in the fnaf universe at the time is both extremely hilarious, but, also makes me stare in shock _because it isn't wrong._

[@gcullen576]

@@Moon-Archive McDonalds wants you to believe there’s 100% white meat in their nuggets but it’s just Remnant

[@unHolyEvelyn]

​@@gcullen576 it also hasn't been disproven which is why I will continue to believe that the FNAF lore started with 20 big macs.

[@Willow-ci7uy]

​@@gcullen576yeah well what if Freddy Fazbear's isn't canon either/j

[@Joe-Rando]

The “I can’t wait to get home, watch fifteen minutes of a two hour movie, and dump half the nuggets between the couch cushions” face. I can relate.

[@filletofish2200]

Putting it at 2x makes it sound like William is driving so fast that he's breaking the sound barrier just so he can deck Micheal in the face for sneaking off

[@shep8439]

Lmfao

[@astro-animation]

“why do I hear boss music” lol

[@xX_Frogii_Xx]

@ReDuV- they believe that michael afton was the crying child like an *_IDIOT_*

[@Opticalpopcorn]

@ReDuV- Imo Michael (the older brother) was the one who snuck out. The Crying Child died very young - way too young to have ever been breaking windows and sneaking off in the night. That's a teenager move, and CC never got to be a teenager.

[@thedebug3866]

i'm imagining this fat purple bastard in the front of a lazily rattlecanned purple 90's civic going 110 down the highway and then flying through a house and proceeding to continue like it didn't happen

[@commpisto5948]

The community went: if even Scott doesnt take William seriously anymore, neither will we

[@1th_to_comment.]

Why hello there,

[@unfantasma9995]

@@CharmingRose oh hey there springtrap

[@ImieNazwiskoOK]

I feel like in community it was since the very begging

[@jackthesmoltangerine]

@@1th_to_comment. OLD SPORT

[@Breakaway-ic5gj]

Scott stopped taking Sprintrap seriously in FNaF 6. The man was alive and concious stuck in a room for 30 years with spring locks piercing through his body the whole time. Yet he acts like a generic super villain in FNaF 6. And security breach William just has the name and design

[@remiliascarletmybeloved]

*I love how this video is 4 years old yet everything from the title, art and comments make it feel like it was released yesterday*

[@old_skyguy]

FNaF meme community solidarity

[@underthestory396]

That's FNAF good side for ya

[@Zenzith]

OMG YES, tbh i thought this video came out like 2 weeks ago

[@The_best_one4]

Yes

[@leen8430]

I am watching this less than 24hrs after FuhNaff released his (very good) Midnight Motorist theory. It seems like the perfect occasion.

[@Aberyyyy]

I like to think that Cassidy wasn't actually the first of the missing children that William killed, not even Henry's daughter, it was some random kid William accidentally hit with his car on the way home from McDonald's after they fucked up his meal and didn't even have the courtesy to give him a happy meal toy as a consultation. It was rainy, he wasn't in the right mindset and maybe just maybe he pressed on the gas pedal with too much enthusiasm when he saw a silhouette in the rain but ehhh we all make mistakes right?

[@camalbornoz4089]

'I don't remember putting a speed bump near the pizzeria'

[@VSR_2]

Got you to 100 likes buster (Your welcome :D)

[@wecanlearntogether]

That's why there's two souls in golden Freddy

[@MAKEITSTOPMAKEITSTOP]

"Manslaughter? Officer, I did that on purpose."

[@RatAvenue]

The reason why William Afton always comes back is because he can't resist the delicious goodness that is the Big Mac.

[@joeypickering5273]

“ *MICHEAL! MICHEAL! CAN I BORROW 99 CENTS FOR A BIG MAC?* “

[@shiningsilvallly]

I don’t think getting that happy meal made him very happy........his face tells me they gave him food poisoning....

[@pizzapoosta]

its a permanent reminder of the stroke he had at that very mcdonalds

[@xiomaraortiz6417]

And he got purple on the way home after the food poisoning

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Explains why he turned orange, too much yellow food

[@WeirdLuigi]

He had a stroke after getting a girl's toy in the happy meal

[@williamafton4092]

Thats why i dont eat there anymore

[@louise8073]

*crying kid voice* "help my dad is drunk driving and he stole my fucking happy meal"

[@Tntlordh]

*8-bit noises*

[@_Ilikecheese]

No wonder he's always *crying*

[@SuperMonaLisaBros]

Evan is tied up in the back of the car.

[@That1L3goGuy]

*William voice* “SHUT UP YOU- *hic* YOUU UH… ooohhh….pretty red and blue lights behind us….

[@killerplunger]

I loved it when he said "I ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE" truly inspirational

[@chronovac]

"That didn't feel like a speedbump, wait why am I at the pizzeria?"

[@AU_Player]

Nooo

[@Zenith252]

vehicular manslaughter time

[@_gorillazfreakinc._2]

@Ted Last name NOOOOO 😭😭😭

[@Autism3.0]

@tedlastname2175 I want that to be what the song is. Please.

[@markiod]

@Ted Last name collab with tlt and make it happen

[@DCT-tt8ib]

I deadass can’t tell if that round thing below William’s head is a steering wheel or his stomach.

[@pizzapoosta]

he put remnant in da car now it drives itself

[@UrbanRapier8310]

@@thathollowknightplushthath1465 it drives itself

[@kaidothedrunkard]

@@thathollowknightplushthath1465 If Glitchtrap is destroyed, William's Car will carry on the legacy.

[@kaidothedrunkard]

@@thathollowknightplushthath1465 They just get hit half way across the street. The Car inherits William's Crippling Alcohol Addiction and just has Vodka bottles everywhere.

[@hekirb3382]

meanwhile I'm wondering if the thing below what should be his mouth is another mouth or his chin

[@Gaming2DMX]

William didn’t stab Charlie he ran her over while drunk.

[@Solongsocialmedia]

Reminds me of Felix crashing and killing children.

[@ECWPlays]

Thars the fucker... *Accelerates into Charlie* Wooooo! Fuck you Henry!

[@mrrexychomp9829]

@@ECWPlays XD

[@fart1940]

ayo what the dog doin !

[@guntruckfella653]

He was showing up to work drunk, nailed her in the parking lot with his front bumper, went “OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK” and stabbed her to cover it up

[@kunzeytin]

"sir, you're driving drunk." "what seems to be the officer, problem?" "wha-" "i didnt kill the kids"

[@solar_edge]

nice one

[@noonstar3435]

Dying currently thank you

[@Suicide_Scene-Jack]

I didn't Kids the Kill*

[@viryepokesbutfirstno]

the officer would go "nice joke" knowing fnaf police🤡

[@somestupiddudewithayoutube4676]

👏👏 RIZZ

[@Ironmat98]

Children see a cold and calculated murderer running away from his last crime scene Real men see a drunk 40 year old father who was just turned away from a children's pizzarea

[@ARandomFortniteTruck]

i just love ur channel name XD

[@RongDMemer]

Nice pfp

[@Sleepless_dave]

What universe is this again? And more importantly,where is old sport?

[@JohnnyDeere]

And with that, afton lost all connections to his British heritage and gave in to the American way of life. He even lost his British accent. Some say he grew 300 pounds that day.

[@gold571]

Security breach prolouge

[@sahilhossian8212]

Fnaf lore secret good ending

[@MaterOfX]

and killed children like real school shooter [true freedom]

[@xmemelord9000x]

They say his blood pressure skyrocketed 100% that day

[@sahilhossain8204]

They say he looks like nickado avocado

[@santiagogomez1879]

-William: it is not your flesh that sustain me, it is your fear -McDonald's employee: please sir, take your order and leave. You're scaring the other clients and the rest of the staff -William: I can taste fear in your breath -McDonald's employee 2: (whisper) is he drunk again? -McDonald's employee: yes -William: *I A L W A Y S C O M E B A C K*

[@offizier_n.3741]

-William: *I ALWAYS COME BACK* while walking towards the exit staggering costantly

[@Musicalquest]

*I ALWAYS COME BACK* (goes around the drive through again) Hello

[@SumThingFawful]

McDonald's employees: See you tomorrow Mr afton

[@jussara3636]

Two minutes later: HI EMPLOYEE.

[@leVaille]

The “McDonalds” employee: Sir this is a Wendy’s.

[@Deevster]

I know we were all joking around that William Afton was drunk during the events of Midnight Motorist but thanks to MatPat's definitive timeline, it may or may not be plausibly canon now

[@Sansdowner]

Your father is officially gone because you subscribed to a furry

[@potato1674]

If you think Matpat's word is law that sounds like a you problem

[@evanslegoanimation]

@@Sansdownerbro if anyone’s father disappeared here, it sounds like yours would have

[@yallaintit]

@@potato1674 people can agree with MatPat sometimes 💀

[@Zedryx69]

@@yallaintitthat includes scott xd

[@revan_ftw7432]

Not that I approve drunk driving or anything but I'm 100% sure this shit absolutely slaps when you're driving home drunk

[@offizier_n.3741]

Especially when the bumping noise of the people you run over are perfectly sync with the beat

[@ratgamer6910]

@@offizier_n.3741 r/cursedcomments well replies but I don't think there's a subreddit for that

[@fishsauce617]

As someone who approves of drunk driving, I can confirm that playing this slaps while drunk driving.

[@offizier_n.3741]

I shot my wife.

[@iconofthicc6086]

@@offizier_n.3741 epci

[@xanderwyatt2158]

Theorists: William Afton is an evil genius that only finds pleasure in finding ways to kill children Willia Afton: *BEEEEEEEELCH* Ah man, this road is really hard to navigate after a bottle of vodka and six big Macs. I can't believe that the ice cream machine is still broken. I... I should make a ice cream robot. Maybe it kills kids? Yea it will scoop their inside out like ice cream... Ice cream... But what flavor ice cream should it have? Maybe it will come with sprinkles... Mmmmmmm... Ice cream.

[@eyitsaperson]

willia

[@cantthinkofagoodname6939]

Lmaooooo

[@UncleLabsTV]

My man Willa had one too many a fillet'o fish.

[@UncleLabsTV]

@@yesyes8569 a fish sandwich from mcdonalds.

[@NoMoreGetOut104]

now i want a ice crem

[@TheTownNarcoleptic]

Oh look. His car has five seats. Perfect for his happy family of five, I’m sure.

[@Bluetooth_Pepsi]

Nah one of them has to go in the trunk

[@tcsgfjdjdfhjsdhsjbxhff]

I like how the only charictor from the afton family that isn't some what alive is Williams wife,the rest are alive in some form

[@cinderfoxx]

@@tcsgfjdjdfhjsdhsjbxhff I thought his wife was in Ballora or something?

[@tcsgfjdjdfhjsdhsjbxhff]

@@cinderfoxx yeah but balleora is gone because she got burned in fnaf 6

[@ThirdKindredCuriambro]

@@tcsgfjdjdfhjsdhsjbxhff no ballora doesnt appears in FNAF PZ, she dies on FNAF SL when she gets scopped. Funtime freddy and Baby return in PZ as scrapped baby and molten freddy

[@Pansukey]

"Can't believe they kicked me out of Mcdonalds, I gotta start my own restaurant joint. "

[@weffle2449]

There’s just something about the composure of this picture that just. The trees. The McDonald’s sign. The way the car looks too wide and almost like it’s curving? The misaligned lights. The way the whole car (wheels included) is the same colour as William’s skin. The fact that the car looks like it has no windows. The wheel? Stomach? The fact I don’t know if it’s a wheel or a stomach? William’s face. His double chin. The way he looks at the low-quality rain jpeg. The general low quality. Idk how but it’s making me go insane

[@The.Goblin.King...]

I thought the double chin was a smile and that he just had a funny blob in the middle of his face. I can’t see anything else, even if I try to see it.

[@kassiaactuallydraws9361]

@@The.Goblin.King... How to unsee

[@The.Goblin.King...]

@@kassiaactuallydraws9361 Uhm, I dunno, ask someone who has the ability to unsee things. 💀👍

[@notgreg123]

The entire image looks like it's drunk from McChickens

[@Avoxxii]

​@@kassiaactuallydraws9361just close your eyes and imagine this exact picture, but now imagine the large black blob as his mouth and not something else, that should work

[@KR-mc9ut]

Grimace quits his job at McDonald’s and drives aimlessly to try and fix his broken life

[@bigflat3802]

B r u h This comments underrated af what fuck?

[@TDGCmote]

actually not gonna unsee this one when I see Grimace now

[@terriblyterrified8742]

grimace would later legally change his name to "william afton", get married, have children, then build robots that dispense ice cream and murder people

[@thecoolestbeaniebabybear]

glad to see no refrences to the grimace shake here

[@johnathan7624]

​@@bigflat3802NOT UNDERRATED

[@rabburtt1841]

The real reason why he killed the children: he was simply drunk

[@kaidothedrunkard]

Throughout the Franchise William was just constantly Drunk off his ass, even as Springtrap and Glitchtrap. He doesn't know what he's doing nor does he know what's going on most of the time.

[@UnclePhil6705]

"You took everything from me." "I don't even know who you are."

[@mightbetoad6786]

"I always come back... from the pub drunk as hell"

[@kaidothedrunkard]

"Whenever I run out of booze I always get my Coat, get my Car Keys, go into my Car and drive to any open Bar or Gas Station. Then I pull out a Desert Eagle and Demand all the Alcohol they have. I also kill the cashiers that are present and take both their bodies and the Alcohol with me. Typically I like dumping them into a McDonald's Trash Bin as an act of revenge for giving me food poisoning that one time several decades back, but time to time I dump the bodies at a Chuck-E-Cheese or Arby's. It's clean, quick and nobody notices. And if they do, they can't pin me to the crime nor suspect my involvement. I won't tell you why exactly, though, that's my little secret."

[@EmelyCMarquez]

“Where are my kids Felix”

[@leen8430]

I came here from a terrible, terrible argument that had me bawling like a babe. Just a minute in I'm vibing, tears dried on my face, purple mystery maniac cruising round my brain. Thanks, Pizza Poosta, the truth about that night set me free.

[@skunkywild2116]

Me too! Bro we came from the same place. This fricken video is healing, somehow lol

[@leen8430]

@@skunkywild2116 absolutely. I come back to it now every time I don't feel good, and it always helps... love it.

[@windws7137]

True, this music has healing effects

[@sneakysquid6195]

IF THEY DONT HAVE A WORKING ICE CREAM MACHINE, IM GONNA MAKE ONE GODDDDDDDDDDDAMNIT

[@nicolasburgosarrojo6699]

"The misadventures of Elizabeth, the Ice cream Dispenser"

[@tweekedupkid]

and that's how Circus Baby was born

[@JokerFromPersona5Royal]

I mean he did make a working one didn’t he

[@jwoodsonmusic]

This is the only extended version of this song with an actual good transition of the repeat

[@pizzapoosta]

ty mate

[@Tntlordh]

Heh you should see legal woes its transiton

[@JetstreamSam343]

@@pizzapoosta your creation is amazing

[@oldsport9136]

this reminds me of "what seems to be the officer problem"

[@Panzerspahwagen_1]

@@oldsport9136A South Park reference?

[@Totally_trustworthy_person]

Willam Afton is the only man able to exceed the chicken nugget limit

[@Youraverageartist874]

Yes

[@SpotifyMan55]

He actually can’t, but the employees don’t bother to tell him off anymore

[@WTXtraYZ]

“Listen here, you sixteen piece chicken Mc-nobody!” -Lorn

[@A_random_funeral_consultant]

413

[@wecanlearntogether]

William Afton IS the Chicken Nugget limit

[@CertifiedCreative]

“I asked for extra fries, not apple slices!” -Moments before William went rogue.

[@jakewondo]

He looks like the type of guy to ask: "Are ya winnin' son?" and if I'm not winning, he gets the belt

[@Fnafiac]

Or the Springlock suit

[@miers2002]

not looks... he is

[@Fnafiac]

@@miers2002 do you need a hug, lil guy?

[@miers2002]

@@Fnafiac yeah...🥹

[@Fnafiac]

@@miers2002 *hugs*

[@stupakoopa_3987]

*"MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE"* William Afton, upon realizing the real jam he's gotten himself into by managing to crawl into and break the McDonald's Play Place tube Fr tho I'm saving this to my "mindless misery" playlist thank you for the hour upload

[@Valonty2]

It’s twenty past 11 and I’m here trying to be quiet while rolling around my bed laughing at this comment

[@thesplendidredengine05]

@@Valonty2 omg same XD

[@Valonty2]

@@thesplendidredengine05 forgot I commented that during my peak Fnaf phase during the summer 😭 I miss it

[@Pika782]

LOL

[@Pika782]

@@Valonty2 its also twenty past eleven here

[@pandapanda_bren3725]

Golden Freddy trying to keep William in hell William knowing that Scott is making games with him out of hell.

[@Schnort]

Are you insinuating that McDonald's is hell?

[@Airin258]

@@Schnort yes.

[@Schnort]

@@Airin258 ok.

[@futabafanclub]

@@Schnort Well that was a fast resolution.

[@gamerhurley]

@@futabafanclub Mcdonalds is hell, its common sense.

[@tuckerwilliams849]

The McDonalds Employee: "Sir you need to move out of the drive-thru, other people want to order" William on his 23rd filet-o-fish: "HE’LL BE SORRY WHEN HE GETS BACK”

[@carty7681]

*"MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL!"* William Afton after his son goes to the McDonald's bathroom, leaving him to eat the remainder of the Big Macs with extra cheese and mayonnaise

[@WTXtraYZ]

“Listen here, you sixteen piece chicken Mc-nobody!” -Lorn

[@Daft-SFM]

Afton pulling up to the mcdonalds like “you know what i’m here for”

[@missilluminati3389]

McDonald's employee: **loads rifle**

[@oof_tvyt]

@@missilluminati3389 shit's about to go western

[@iooaf]

William: Give me a Number 9

[@hoangtrung21525]

"The usual, please"

[@Porv]

A number 6 with extra dip

[@evandunn9958]

I know the big black square is his mouth but now they look like a nose and he's just real happy

[@eb7620]

what i see is a mustache

[@D00DM00D]

He has a *second chin*

[@lolbit8354]

@@eb7620 that's what I see but it still looks like a mouth

[@carbonated_shampoo]

Evan Dunn I cant Unsee it now, thanks

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

What The H-E-double chica arms

[@memelord9954]

A random kid at McDonald's: * spills soda on William * William: ...And I took that personally

[@VSR_2]

Bro really said, "Meet me at 5am. Tomorrow. On the clock. And I will totally give you a happy meal with a kids toy. and totally wont stab you and hide you in a dark alley way."

[@djaccountisbfisbx3880]

The thing that possessed the suit after the springlock failure wasn't William, but the millions of pounds of processed beef that were consumed that afternoon alone.

[@josephdavison4189]

69 likes! So I will reply instead

[@Cupston]

Sequel: Michael Afton in a rabbit suit on steroids drives to Sooubway to order a 50 foot long sandwich

[@the_real_kel]

Ah a fellow odd1sout fan

[@ChrisHinners008]

XD The trequel: Henry in a crappy fredbear costume also on high amounts of alcohol driving to dominos to order a 20 foot diameter pizza with extra cheese

[@fnafworldfredbear1492]

the quadquel: Fredbear (Evan) drives to Arby's to order an explosive burger

[@littlemoth4956]

@@the_real_kel I too, am an avid consumer of cringe

[@1th_to_comment.]

@@fnafworldfredbear1492 the fivequel: Dave Miller breaks into McDonalds to repair the fabled icecream machine

[@kablammo123]

"Dad, why is my sister named Rose?" "Because your mother loves roses." "Thanks dad!" "No problem, fnaf 6 - william afton drunk-drives home from mcdonalds music extended (Smashing Windshields)."

[@hollowowo7632]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Dude just felt like it's a good name. What can I say.

[@ehsanmalekmohamady2672]

Imagine that kid at school Jeremy? Present! Rose? Present! William? Present! Elizabeth? Present! Fnaf6 - william afton drink-drives home from mcdonalds music extended (smashing windshield)? Present!

[@No.......L]

Clickbait

[@Ella_Mariella]

Pfff-

[@Doctor_Portly_64]

He didnt even stab Charlie he threw a large McDonalds Ice Tea out the passenger window killing her on impact without even stopping or slowing down

[@theemilianob]

when he saw her dead body he said “oi, wats all dis den”

[@ClunkerBunker]

"One percent represent!"/ref

[@technolance2164]

yeet

[@theoneandonly7520]

When the bully takes your lunch money so you take his life:

[@offizier_n.3741]

And then buy 34 filet o' fish with his money

[@theoneandonly7520]

@@offizier_n.3741 lol

[@underthestory396]

Lmao

[@becomeanother]

If I’m gonna die in one hour I’m gonna just listen to this on my deathbed

[@around441pipissharingaytac4]

Ya still living?

[@Doodoodshid]

Well, R.I.P upttp

[@becomeanother]

@@around441pipissharingaytac4 i didnt die but my dad did rip

[@gaibienesraices9618]

@@becomeanother f

[@fraquero3192]

@@becomeanother oh

[@the_worst_wolverine]

“M-MICHAL, IIIIMMMM DRUNK. I-I BROUGHT YOU A T-TEN PIECE CHI-ICKEN NUGGETS. US-USE THEM WIS-WISELY.”

[@bobberman4641]

How do you use nuggets wisely?

[@the_worst_wolverine]

@@bobberman4641 I T S. D R U N K

[@thefriendliestfreak]

He’s a providing father

[@tanner0bj]

💀💀💀

[@SkyLexin]

MICHAEL DONT GIVE THOSE CHICKEN NUGGETS TO THE CHILD! I 'burp' PISSED ON THEM! michael: what the fu-

[@sock_hanger]

"William. Why did you murder the kids?" *I got McMad*

[@CozyVemgeance]

*connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, William. If you still even remember that name. But I'm afraid you've been misled. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume. Although, you have indeed been called here. We have all lured you here into a maze of people, sounds, misdirection and rehabilitation. William, this is not a McDonald's... This is an AA meeting.*

[@cartersullivan4504]

*You've unlocked the good ending*

[@republicofoctania9571]

“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”

[@William_D._Afton]

@@cartersullivan4504 bruhhh

[@germasaurus6762]

“hi i’m william afton and i killed like 12 kids” “hi william”

[@William_D._Afton]

@@germasaurus6762 hi!

[@zekeram129]

Inaccurate, he actually drunk-drives _to_ a McDonalds, which for some reason has a sign labelling it as "Jr.'s", and attempts to order a McDouble. However, he is $5 short because Henry had borrowed $5 recently. This is the moment at which William Afton snaps and decides to become a serial killer.

[@captianjoke3219]

Canon

[@sahilhossain8204]

Certified lore moment

[@t.thiessen5855]

isn't that someone else's theory? (I'm too lazy to check where it came from) I definately have heard that exact story before

[@TwoNumbahNiens]

@@t.thiessen5855 its the ooftroop's one

[@PardonSoup8]

This is after he went to the McDonald’s

[@rabbitjack1990]

"Thousands of words from thousands of worlds would not be able to describe his anger, the anger he had all because of not being allowed a 69th Mac. The supplements he drank in his car only multiplied his madness, despite their goal to calm it. Once he got home, he was indeed going to smash 'em all... smash the bottles on his elder child's head, that is."

[@tabbs_the_stab8260]

Words cannot express how much of a masterpiece this is

[@fifififi1377]

By far the most beautiful piece of art I have ever read.

[@purplecat6578]

Going to smash 'em all *Smash all the children, that is.*

[@Mitski_stan]

*chefs kiss*

[@rml_366]

first time?

[@-Juney-]

It was at this moment we realized that William was indeed not lovin’ it.

[@medic6994]

New head cannon: William Afton is an genius who got drunk, and killed the first set of children while drunk. After finding out what he did, he used his genius intellect to discover remnant, and the rest of the murders were in his quest for immortality

[@peepawwilly8605]

I will neither confirm nor deny that that is what happened

[@CiderVG]

@@peepawwilly8605 PeePaw! It's time for the pill!

[@sahilhossain8204]

Very in cannon

[@genetically.cool.]

Me and the boys headed home on a Friday knowing that we purposely forgot to remind the teacher about homework:

[@homefinder2895]

You had homeworkq?

[@chad2466]

@@homefinder2895 Not funny. Do you even understand the meme?

[@Naritarance]

@@chad2466 i think they were making a joke-

[@Schnort]

It's been a year since the accident. You need to let go. No one is in that car with you. The boys are dead. It's not your fault.

[@coolshampoobottle]

I had this playing while on a reading assignment, and I was gonna describe a house as Large, wooden, and sturdy, but instead I accidentally put, Large, wooden, and can get sturdy. 10/10 best hour of my life.

[@half-lifescientist5184]

they had to cover up him accidentally driving off the cliff by saying he got springlocked

[@sahilhossian8212]

Wait was it the reason that his wife died

[@rhadjboi]

@@sahilhossian8212 wait what

[@NStriderDawg]

it's 5 am and i'm going insane by laughthing my ass off, while listening this and reading comments. thank you, this is what i was needed.

[@Gamer-ki2uc]

Youre so close to 6 am dont give up now

[@owen723]

The comment threads here are just a fucking goldmine, lmao.

[@Gamer-ki2uc]

@@owen723 yes

[@combinefan2006]

same

[@billbowll6633]

Sameeeeeee

[@sleeplesscake]

Why is there McDonald's in the middle of the forest.

[@pizzapoosta]

its the novels' counterpart to jr's

[@sewerspitz]

Scrub Cowthon why is he purple

[@oofi422]

Actually it doesn't surprice me....

[@adus2821]

Because they can't drive

[@sfraser94]

That’s the sign of all legends

[@MalcolmNessGranger]

Cashier : Sorry we are out of childrens ice cream scoops. William : That's okay, i brought my own Children scooper. Cashier : What? William : What?

[@NicolasCermak]

*a thousand whats later*

[@BrainFreezeBRAINFREEZEBrainFre]

Tf is doing General Granger in a fnaf video fr you should be protecting your goofy ahh king raptors from the Quad Cannons

[@armor10]

A purple man, in a purple car, In his state and mind he won’t get far, Wish upon him misfortune all you like, Fate has not a car crash for him to night. A father wounded, crying and bleeding, To ease his pain he will have children screaming. In the walls, faint, listen and you’ll hear it, The song and screams of tormented spirits. After all he had done, Hell was no surprise, But it was a shock to him when he found he could die. And while it’s true in his years he was never taken to court, You’ll never forget Mr.Afton, who unironically called you, a 12 year old, Old Sport.

[@O_L_D__S_P_O_R_T]

Ye what is it

[@lulilu1655]

@@O_L_D__S_P_O_R_T OH SHIT WADDUP OLD SPORT

[@SonicMaster519]

@@O_L_D__S_P_O_R_T But how? You died, Old Sport!

[@kazuma7232]

@@SonicMaster519 OLD SPORT DOESNT DIE.

[@WinCla]

@@kazuma7232 no wonder why he's called old sport. he only dies when he's old and he's doing sports.

[@TheVoidIsCold]

The Man Behind The McSlaughter

[@TheVoidIsCold]

It's also great music to fall asleep to

[@AU_Player]

I will have a.... McSlaughter thanks

[@sienielain9222]

William Afton starting the Fnaf lore by drunk-driving is now a part of my headcannon.

[@nonsuspicioustrenchcoat]

This is on my “crying at 4am” playlist. No I will not be giving an explanation.

[@unHolyEvelyn]

Its so you can be smiling at 5am, duh

[@art-w-jay]

fair

[@Crackedcripple]

You always save a video like this for when you are done crying and need to feel better

[@stellamarie32]

May I suggest adding the portal turret song to that list? That's a mainstay on mine. Cara Mi Addio. Good final song for the Playlist, play it when you're outta tears.

[@mantor360]

@@unHolyEvelyn yes because its almost 6 am.

[@chefchris111]

This mini game be like “vroom vroom my life is doom”

[@VanHealey-ud6dn]

I relate to William (Beside killing 12 kids, making murder robots, and coming back from death 2 times)

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

You've created an entire new persona of a cold blooded killer by giving this video a stupid title and adding a picture of the psychopath driving home from McDonald's... *And I'm lovin' it!* Please make more drunk, McDonald's William Afton!

[@ItsMePea]

I see what you did there even though I replied to someone a year later.

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

@@ItsMePea Cheers! I have returned, I completely forgot about posting this comment!

[@ItsMePea]

@@Raxacoricofallapatorius welcome back!

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

@@ItsMePea Thanks, and thanks you for replying so that I got a notification to remind me of this legendary video!

[@ItsMePea]

@@Raxacoricofallapatorius the “William driving while drunk” song

[@MyOpinionIsInvalid]

I wonder why would you dislike this. What did you expect? Micheal Afton Sober-drives Home from Wendy's?

[@scarthecheetah1958]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY TO ME

[@pizzuh]

💀

[@clown6930]

yes, I _did_ expect that. >:[

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Wait a minute...I have a purple polo, drive a purplish car, and have been known to sober drive home from Wendy's... ...am I William Afton?

[@MyOpinionIsInvalid]

@PelemusMcSoy Yeah, I wouldn't trust you around children-themed restaurants.

[@Pushing_Daisies]

Use this as study music. This beautiful image sits there and watches me while I have a mental breakdown over my future and what life after highschool will be like

[@SaltPileMan]

It will be macdonal

[@JackSpike16]

It's like he's saying "But hey, at least you're not me!"

[@Polar_Pyro_YT21]

And as you're crying into a pillow, he watches you from his car... Thinking about how he got pickles on his big Mac.

[@cannibalistic_starz]

if all goes wrong, i know a pizza company that can help you manage your very own restaurant

[@Pelichus]

Can identify with this.

[@wdecently7150]

Objectively the best official fnaf song in all the games.

[@hadigameman]

because you're like 9. Haven't even played the other games I guarantee you

[@wdecently7150]

@@hadigameman bruh 💀

[@teddynivans1611]

they did not just call you 9. 💀

[@wdecently7150]

@@teddynivans1611 deadass

[@Nil_25k]

Man got roasted after a year and still replied. what a chad.