the music from that part where you get sued in fnaf 6 for one hour

[@therealestohioan]

“Your honour, shut up. You weren’t even there.”

[@KingShablooshki]

Your honor, my client pleads double it and pass it to the next person

[@Stars_in_my_head_]

"your honour, my client pleads nuh uh"

[@kyberkreeper]

"Your honor, my client plays a reverse card."

[@into.the.piittt]

“Your honour, when did I ask?”

[@Grimmmm333]

Your honour, my client says you have a skill issue

[@MemeGodLord]

"Your honor, lefty was 5 dollars"

[@basil-.-]

"Ah, I see, reasonable argument. Not guilty"

[@AUG_XZABER]

"Your honor, my client couldn't turn down a bargain."

[@grayski3324]

"As you can see from the wreckage. We got a 2-for-1 deal with this one."

[@deccy_boi5569]

"You seeing this shit?"

[@Chipmania42069]

@@basil-.- “wait how are you here scrap baby, you’re supposed to be dead and burnt”

[@The-Omega-Artist]

I counted 22 lawsuits on his table. *he must've put lefty on stage.*

[@chair._]

but lefty was just 5 dollars, you wouldnt pass off such a good deal would you?

[@romanluckett833]

@@chair._ lefty is FIVE DOLLARS?? Are yall seein' this sh*t?? 5 DOLLA- *dies*

[@TheRealSuperRabbid]

He must've putted Lefty on the right instead of the left.

[@EasyBakeOven12]

@@TheRealSuperRabbid who had the idea of putting lefty in the right and no left?

[@TheRealSuperRabbid]

@@EasyBakeOven12 Markiplier

[@4TheWizard]

I still love the lawsuit from this game: "Child was traumatized when she saw the head of an animatronic fall off & roll across the floor. Child was asked if she was okay. Staff told the head to please not ask any more questions."

[@camalbornoz4089]

...at least the animatronic cared

[@toastergaming7783]

And then she fell into a coma for 10 WEEKS and got LOBOTOMIZED when she woke up. Really putting the "over" in "overreaction"

[@kamiwriterleonardo6345]

​@@toastergaming7783Well, she needed help for her parents for everything after that... Except for anything that didn't involve her parents.

[@MaxIdiot]

Naw 💀

[@walnzell9328]

-So does this confirm the animatronic in question was possessed?- Edit: I misread. I thought the head was referred to as a child.

[@Mona-ni6jx]

Your honor. Me killing 5 children in that pizzeria was a FNAF reference.

[@thesus-ing8810]

and thats a theory

[@aracelicarino1500]

@@thesus-ing8810 a game theory

[@Ssnake_Eeater]

@@aracelicarino1500 thanks for watching

[@Fires_Stuff]

mayt paht

[@FranciumBoron]

Judge: Ah, you're good, bro. You're free to go. *[Cue Michael walking home song]*

[@seriousnorbo3838]

POV: You bought Lefty because he was cheap

[@dionysus6892]

"Lefty costs 5 dollars"

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

Buying Lefty is a waste of 5005 dollars His salvage value is *_5000 dollars_* People pretty much buy Lefty just for the meme nowadays (or if they’re playing blind and have no idea he’s salvageable) Salvaging him is pretty much how you’ll get the money to fight all the lawsuits he’ll cause Edit: After a particularly successful FFPS Wednesday, I've realised buying Lefty is a free early $20.000 if you somehow get the 4 rockstars (which happened to me thanks to Orville being discounted)

[@Sharye2001]

“LEFTYYY?!?, LEFTYY COSTS 5 DOLLARS!!!! YOU GUYS SEEIN THIS S***?! Lefty costs 5 dollars” -Markiplier 2017

[@ixperium.]

@@Sharye2001 proceeds to get grand slammed with lawsuits about peoples kids getting killed in the most bullshit ways possible

[@joaquinglassmann62el.91]

@@FabelWings wait wat

[@atomiccreations8960]

"Hey uh... boss? They're suing us for one of the animatronics biting a kid... We only have a vacuum and a crate. What did you do?"

[@CiderVG]

*earrape vacuuming sounds*

[@haley5351]

satan!

[@haley5351]

sanatic shit idk!

[@haley5351]

sorry i mean satanic shit!

[@b1o-tek]

@@haley5351 “Satan. I did Satan. It was a tight fit, and he spared my soul.”

[@just_a-nice-guy438]

Helpy has one braincell left, and he's using it to stop himself from eating the lamp.

[@yellowdaffodil7251]

This. This was the one that broke me. Help.

[@sirkadee]

ok this is a good one

[@dedmaster2723]

This one killed me 💀

[@CompanionBeans]

I am deceased thank you

[@JoseHernandez-xv2bt]

I hate that I laughed at this

[@Weezy-sf9vl]

“your honor, my client doesnt like jail.”

[@maihaiki888]

"Your honor, I insist that my client can't go to jail because his mom said so"

[@NormalThe7th]

Fair enough, I don't either , unfortunately the poor 7 year old didn't find justice then and wouldn't find it now. Not Guilty

[@disrespect9376]

“Your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law”

[@NormalThe7th]

@@disrespect9376 "Neither do I. Not guilty"

[@avragidootisdumb]

"Your honor, you cannot make my client go to jail, they have to be home by 7 pm for family dinner."

[@reagansido5823]

There's a very "this is fine." energy Helpy is giving off here.

[@kizuchi_cat5049]

Hes also giving off "No thoughts head empty vibes" lmao

[@julieradcliffe9486]

He's tryna stay awake after playing Tf2 for 4 days straight, cut him some slack

[@LordSeraph999]

Naw man, the vibe he's giving off is Brain Damage.

[@jurassiccustoms8313]

Hes like ya I have like a hundred law suits here and there place is on fire but its all fine

[@pyrolucky5741]

Ye

[@sleeplesscake]

The risk I took was calculated, but man Where tf is my calculator.

[@nightcordat25enjoyer]

No one replied to you and it's been 2 years.

[@limbercubas]

@@nightcordat25enjoyer lol

[@joobtheboob]

@@limbercubas no one replied to you and it's been 1 year.

[@randomguythatlikeshorrorga9588]

Bruce it's been 4 years you still have 3 comments

[@SniffishBowl]

@@randomguythatlikeshorrorga9588 yeah this is sad

[@DiamantOpp]

I remember I once got a lawsuit for a child "breaking all the bones in their body", when the only things I had in the pizzeria was a balloon stand

[@Pikmingaming142]

Explosive ballons

[@megacat1384]

that what you get for filling them with hydrogen

[@wer_3too]

extra silly balloon

[@AverageWarCrimeEnjoyer]

High explosive, fragmentation balloons

[@NovaAeternus]

​@@wer_3toogoddamnit

[@martin2807]

When you know damn well a kid was murdered and stuffed into an animatronic but you fight the lawsuit and somehow win

[@precipitately]

Its not just a murdered and stuffed child its a child you murdered

[@adissentingopinion848]

@@precipitately And the legal fees were 75 dollars. The worst part was that the parents would have settled for 150.

[@precipitately]

@@adissentingopinion848 wow

[@Firec0in]

this reminded me of a poster in security breach that said something like "Attention! All fatal incidents involve human beings!"

[@universeking]

yeah baki, you right

[@promienodrzutowysamuel790]

"Atoms never actually touch, they align. So no your honor, I didn't punch that child."

[@shinydewott]

"Your Honour, Newton's third law states that all actions have an equal and opposite reaction. This means that the child has also headbutted my fist, making their argument irrelevant"

[@despair2137]

In theory, it was the child that walked into Mr. Laroche's fist. And, in addition, since atoms simply align, as opposed to collisions (if he had touched that child, then my client's hand and his face would have reacted on a chemical level), it can be deduced that my client, Johnathan Laroche II, did not, in fact, brutally beat a child to death. In response to the second allegation, it was native Americans who plucked those ghost orchids. Mr. Laroche did not technically touch the plant, so cannot be tried for such perpetration.

[@Freddy_fazballs420]

@@despair2137 "Your honor, I don't like jail"

[@blllk8189]

@@Freddy_fazballs420 "Your honor, nuh uh"

[@stoner_vibess]

atoms dont touch, no punch, the holy bible 2

[@kronicalxd]

I started a fresh game, had 0 animatronics, got sued on day one for a kid being injured by an animatronic, got bankrupt ending because of it. 9/10 would play again.

[@leftylefty1001]

Yes

[@crediblepython7339]

This IS the way

[@sahilhossain8204]

Hmm yes fnaf pizzeria simulator gameplay right here

[@shadowgrimfoxy592]

Sorry I was hungry

[@MyUsernameIsGoofy]

Homie got hurt by his schizophrenia

[@Rat_Fucker22]

“Hey uh, boss?” “Yes” “We have a lawsuit against us about a kid getting injured by an atracttion.” “So?” “Boss, we only have a jar of pickles in the establishment.”

[@Dark-ql7kn]

*PICKLE RICK BABY!!!!!!!!!*

[@alial3437]

I just thought of something, William Afton is kinda like Rick. If there is something that created by William it will kill something.

[@Devinrekrafted]

The pickles are violent

[@Sr._Funnerber]

​​@@Devinrekrafted *_V I O L E N C E_*

[@thomasawl]

*J A R M A N.*

[@s1mon512]

when your restaurant risk level is 0 but you still get sued

[@oofbread8889]

*earrape version of this plays*

[@dankboi_]

*sues for having to much air in the restaurant and the parents think that’s what making their kids bigger*

[@kazoktv8583]

*when you have absolutely nothing in your restaurant and you get sued*

[@dankboi_]

Coleo Happen to Markilper

[@kazoktv8583]

@@dankboi_ I know it's the bankruptcy ending

[@levig4465]

Me staring at my homework for 5 hours before ultimately deciding to put it off till tomorrow

[@nicoxparedex]

Same man

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Me procrastinating my decision making of whether or not I’d like to continue college and quickly losing my sanity

[@Disturbed_Banana_Man]

FR

[@Spazmalex]

this is actually me trying to think of something for the math and my head is just that song

[@Blastkin]

me losing my attention every 5 seconds and then going back to the homework, staring at it for 5 seconds, losing attention and ultimately deciding to put it off till the very last minute it is due to

[@TheE_G_G]

I sat down at my desk working on a project of mine listening to this. When the music abruptly stopped, I panicked for a second only to realize an entire hour had passed.

[@Iamalwayswatchingyouall]

Did you finish your project?

[@TheE_G_G]

@@Iamalwayswatchingyouall I think so, can't remember which one it was.

[@MakriaMicronation]

Im also working on a project listening to this, currently taking a small break scrolling thru comments. Its a Flipaclip animation of WW2

[@TheE_G_G]

@@MakriaMicronation ooo. Sounds cool.

[@lonecolamarine]

Loop button has entered the chat

[@spanishpenguinYT]

“Your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy.”

[@tiacat11]

"Your client is accused of biting off a child's finger, which was later found wedged in his teeth." "It was an uh oh."

[@eowynscience]

This is too funny

[@surprisedlobsta8543]

that's what manslaughter is, essentially, unless we're talking manslaughter from negligence

[@tr1ppity]

"ORDER IN THE COURT! Client is Guilt-" "NUH UH"

[@tiacat11]

@@tr1ppity Tf you mean "nuh uh"

[@Toriva_Rize]

Helpy looks like he's one gummy vitamin away from just eating the lawsuit papers

[@Sandhedgy1431]

I love that comment

[@poefnjo6872]

@@Sandhedgy1431 agreed.

[@Sirmatthaeus]

Can't put it in any better way

[@Twilor]

No the entire desk

[@LBtheeverchanginboi6622]

oh this got a laugh out of me. good one

[@nexus95]

"She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions."

[@andybandy4662]

I love that one 😂

[@AUG_XZABER]

Mark: "Imma fight it, I'm a fighter. Pending..."

[@liamcael]

I got that one without putting any animatronics on stage how the Frick

[@humanogaming5421]

@@liamcael thats def a moment of all time

[@Spolgervr]

Bruh

[@thegaminglucario]

“Your Honor, My client pleads, double it and give it to the next person”

[@GardenVarietea]

"On.. murder charges?"

[@Shadest]

"If this is what Afton had to deal with all the time I see why he started murdering kids"

[@Thatbendyfan_]

I just realized he would have to do the paperwork over the missing childrens incident

[@darkuscarlet]

@@Thatbendyfan_ "They're saying their kids are getting hurt? Fuck it, I'll show 'em kids getting hurt.."

[@indonesianrupiah8636]

he is TIRED of them

[@gabethegreat7678]

He might as well just have police in the situation, on his own terms

[@margwa_slayer2972]

he has to collect their organs to get cash and run away

[@floppagamer6612]

"Your honor, if you are what you eat, my client is an innocent man with a loving family."

[@thecoolestbeaniebabybear]

"Sir, please elaborate."

[@evantheowoyt]

NAW MAN

[@galactic-hamster7043]

I love this damn fanbase

[@JDH___]

lol

[@VlRU7S]

What the hell

[@joegeneric]

When Michael somehow gets more lawsuits than Henry and William did:

[@FlowerV2]

MICHEAL DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING TOO 😭

[@i_stole_ennards_butters3810]

Michael's pizzeria: gets sued because of lefty William and Henry's: murder and kidnappings but still gets away with it 💀

[@חגידשקוטאי]

Henry & William: "dude how did you pass our killstreak?

[@sirxcasotay8834]

@@חגידשקוטאי When the kill streak of Micheal's pizzaeria Exceeds that of D a v e M i l l e r you know that is the average fnaf pizza simulator game.

[@nyom6378]

Lmao Imagine being Michael and realizing this very same thing "Might as well start killing kids"

[@Keisezrgs]

*”Your honor, the deaths of 76 children wasn’t directly caused by the animatronics, the RNG was just bad.”*

[@redcharget5894]

“ she witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground ” “ when asked if she was ok, she screamed. *Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions* ”

[@qisty3017]

It was very nice of the head to ask about her well being after what she witnessed.

[@sand_storm6107]

@@qisty3017 very sweet

[@cinnamonbreeze5618]

i love scott's sense of humor 😂

[@ehsanmalekmohamady2672]

Jokes on you animatronics never killed children in the first place All the lawsuits are because they wanna communicate with humans

[@catod0_]

This is a certified pizzeria classic

[@clayvid1315]

I can't tell if he's smiling or dying.

[@birdsofdestiny6816]

Smiling Echos He's dying

[@ActualBlueBlu]

Both xd

[@fivenightsatjustinlikestob9543]

Wrong wrong WRONG! He’s on crack lol

[@TheSewersOfficial]

END ME

[@heartlessmushroom]

both

[@firewolf4824]

I said a million times before and I'll say it again : the most unrealistic thing about this whole franchise isn't the possessed animatronics or the robotic humans, but the fact that this fucking company is somehow still in business.

[@kaylaHat]

I mean to be fair the fnaf 1 pizzeria went bankrupt cause they couldn't get more than 4 customers a month

[@ItsEv]

Plus one of the endings in fnaf 6 literally says that fazbear entertainment is no longer a corporate entity edit: guys stop liking this im tired of getting notifications of it

[@figboot]

the company was probably operating at a loss, but Henry does not care as the business is only there to bait the loose animatronics, like what happens during the good ending.

[@masterboa6321]

@@ic0nic707 Pizzaplex is probably a nostalgia cash grab by whoever runs Fazbear Entertainment these days

[@ic0nic707]

@@masterboa6321 Well yeah that’s clear, but how does the company still exist is my question.

[@MrPear40]

"Your honor, it can't have been a hate crime, my client stated he loved every minute of it."

[@meroses73]

a

[@ShuichiAndKokichi]

@@meroses73abc?😂

[@meroses73]

@@ShuichiAndKokichi why did me write thsat

[@yeetfeet731]

I definitely want this guy to represent me in court

[@halfwaytherefore]

I don't think he can handle it

[@Pribumi1]

He'll just melt in defeat

[@nagitokomaebruh9856]

HI I JUST MADE YOUR COMMENT 1K YOUR WHALECOME

[@justarandomartist6502]

@@nagitokomaebruh9856 I like whales too buddy

[@nagitokomaebruh9856]

@@justarandomartist6502 epic

[@hoboninjaa]

Law suit: "My child is physically and emotionally scarred for life" Markiplier: *_WHEEZE_*

[@KennethV2000]

I hate Markiplier's voice so much

[@KiiBon]

@@KennethV2000 unbased + cring

[@Danganraptor]

@@KennethV2000 I can't imagine hating a voice, myself. Nor can I imagine replying to a month-old comment just to say whether or not I hate a popular entertainer's voice.

[@Yaniere]

@@Danganraptor W reply and you ate

[@Danganraptor]

@@Yaniere I think something got lost in translation. Could you try again?

[@youi3916]

“My child died 10 days ago because of you!” “We weren’t open 10 days ago”

[@villager9376]

Karen moment

[@nuclearstuff9442]

@@villager9376 duh duh duh duh Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun Dunanah villager news

[@ChrisHinners008]

@@nuclearstuff9442 WELCOME BACK THIS IS VILLAGER NEWS THE ONLY NEWS SOURCE YOU CAN TRUST IN THESE TRYING TIMES!

[@guytowers]

@@ChrisHinners008 I'm your reporter, Guy Towers, here with co-reporter, Christopher Hinners! What are we reporting on today, Christopher?

[@guytowers]

christopher died there will be no more villager news

[@big-boi8890]

Your honor, I was trying to get the true ending in FNAF 6 by getting a bunch of animatronics to enter my establishment and burning it down. Little Susie getting her frontal lobe bitten off by an old, decayed animatronic is just a byproduct of this goal. You just need to trust the process.

[@TomatthAbyss]

Your honor, my goals are beyond your imagination

[@mxsocynical]

your honor, trust me bro its worth

[@ed_cmntonly]

"Your honor, this is obviously cap evidence!"

[@SO_Many_Bones]

Objection, what the fu-

[@randomidiotonyoutube]

Oh, alright. Not guilty.

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

"My child has been hospitalized for 10 weeks because of you!" Me: we've been open for 2 days, how?

[@Nova-bv5qb]

yeah what

[@wulf768]

This is FNAF we're talking about, whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

[@burger8819]

Sus

[@petrichorrs]

Lmao

[@TheSpy149]

Here’s my theory. You go there once a year. So 2 days is really 24 months.... nah I’m kidding who knows lol

[@Dantido]

"My honor, we were just doing a little bit of trolling".

[@thebread2522]

"Sir, one of your animatronics literally bit a kid's arm off..."

[@funnyfirefishfan]

@@thebread2522 "That was a self-aware, ironic gamer moment"

[@Kazzy-chan]

Judge: WELL WHY DIDNT YA SAY SO! YOURE FREE TO GO

[@karldoesstuffYT]

@@Kazzy-chan Nah the judge was like "Wait, "my honor?" You.. really mean that? I sentence you to a 30 minute discussion over coffee, y'know, if you're like interested or something "

[@modnik1388]

i-i.. it was just a prank bro!

[@JustSheepsie]

"Your honour, I could've sworn that candy cadet dispenses Coca-Cola and not Cocaine."

[@thecoolestbeaniebabybear]

"They told me to fill it with coke and I just got confused.."

[@Beutepanzer]

- Probably gray still plays if he played fnaf 6

[@MasquedMocha]

@@BeutepanzerThat explains the music country rooooads-

[@Aidan2500]

lol

[@Partygoer11]

Cocaine? Oh no.. You called him. Caine: DID SOMEONE SAY CAINE?

[@gameslayer3586]

The McDonald’s cashier watching me eat my food, bag and all.

[@xmemelord9000x]

Bro you commented so much

[@InvisiblePickle-hf2gp]

as a McDonald's employee, can confirm

[@SuburbaniteUrbanite]

I mean hey, you paid for that bag!

[@oddy5741]

''8 Missing Children, food poisoning, broken ribs, 1 Confirmed death, Children with deep wounds, Bitten children, twisted ankles, served limbs, Children drowned in the ballpit, stabbed children, 1 Near manslaughter'' Didn't we just open?

[@lusharaafton1081]

dangit molten

[@chiken8760]

Damnit lefty why

[@lusharaafton1081]

@@chiken8760 molten ould get in and out easier- we'd have to wash lefty-

[@mangodoesntcare]

this is why you do not purchase mr hugs

[@ryllis4293]

Alright maam what would you like us to serve those limbs with

[@_unoriginal_.]

"Your honor, that kid simply walked into freddys mouth"

[@RedWarrior42]

“OBJECTION! your honor, this MF be caping. I have video evidence of the animatronic PURPOSELY biting down on the kids head, And that’s under oath!”

[@Mikey04251]

@@RedWarrior42”nuh uh”

[@MistaBoyo]

Lmao

[@gabookie]

"he ran into freddy's mouth! he ran into freddy's mouth ten times!"

[@RedWarrior42]

⁠@@Mikey04251 TF you mean “nuh uh”!? 4 eye witnesses, video proof, and evidence heaver then your mother in paper alone!

[@Cananabananalist]

your honour, my client pleads that the victim said "no balls"

[@epiccman]

hey

[@Shellfish824]

Defendant, Now he has no frontal lobe AND no balls, I declare you guilty.

[@KingofFray]

the judge: he is not up to Los Pollos Standard

[@tremeschinion9420]

POV: you used half a millisecond of copyrighted music on KZbin edit: what the fuck happened in the replies

[@user-i_fuck_your_mom]

And cj says: Ah shit here we go again Worst place in a world Rollin heights balla country Aint represented grove street for five years But ballas wont give a shit

[@InitiateDee]

@@AndrewGarfield_ I'm not laughing at either of you

[@InitiateDee]

@@AndrewGarfield_ Exactly, nobody is laughing

[@InitiateDee]

@@AndrewGarfield_ My point was: his first reply was unfunny, your reply to him was unfunny and unwanted, and my reply to you was unfunny, unwanted, and unpleasant, nobody is laughing, nobody wanted this

[@noobychoco454]

@@InitiateDee but the comment is funny

[@contentbot2.9]

Why does Helpy look like he’s trying to hold in all the pain yet fails miserably?

[@pizzapoosta]

hey the restaurant business is no joke

[@thomasphillips8493]

Pizza Poosta You are indeed correct

[@the_expidition427]

@@pizzapoosta you arnt wrong *sad laughter*

[@MaWka_Ch.]

Because he is

[@BeachioSandschannel]

He already snapped his neck trying to jump into the ballpit.

[@Radical576]

*When an entire room of people probably watched a kid get eaten by lefty but you still win the lawsuit*

[@kingcobra69756]

@@Floris8281 i was the kid

[@TheHibbyAo]

@@Floris8281 Bruh

[@a_little_demon]

thanks for the laughs yall !

[@Radical576]

@@Floris8281 LMAO “HE TASTED LIKE NACHOS”

[@alephorsmth9140]

@@Radical576 It's possible he was a reddit moderator, a discord moderator, a 4chan user. or all three.

[@michaellevinemacahilig2415]

"your honor My client died 4 times you cant sue him"

[@captainhorrible1731]

Teacher: "Does anyone want to answer problem three?" The class:

[@camilorodriguez5602]

Underrated comment

[@tplinktplink1234]

:)

[@themadscarecrow288]

I was the 400th like, underrated comment :)

[@myworstnightmare506]

669 likes it would be a shame if someone came along and ruined it

[@catette_]

@@myworstnightmare506 get #owned idiot

[@Vinthateshandles]

"Lawsuitcore" -My friend upon showing them this song

[@mihaitavraciu2248]

I agree with this guy☝️

[@Pluto-x3e]

Mood

[@raiden_from_metal_gear]

beats to get sued to

[@773Spair]

It could be if you used different instruments.

[@RedRice94]

hubert cumberdale! fancy seeing you here.

[@dr.uselessYIIK]

I'm a year and a half late and it's literally just an MS Paint picture over music from a video game and yet I still find this way funnier than I should

[@pizzapoosta]

urwelcome😏

[@earth7631]

helpy looks like a jellybean 👍

[@godzeka]

I read this comment, scrolled back up and just laughed

[@grognog9934]

It's the vacant look on his face that makes it funny.

[@BeanTheSmugLad]

@@earth7631 Yeah Lol

[@Random_Dogg]

My dumbass looking at the test paper during exams hoping the answer will suddenly pop in my head.

[@szabiTM]

This is relatable cause when i was taking a Serbian exam I didn't study and i don't know shit in serbian

[@Devinrekrafted]

Me staring at the chemistry final knowing damn well I'm fucked.

[@GuyPersonBobicus]

I love this comment

[@at0m1zed]

Relatable because I'm a dumbfuck

[@SpaceBattleshipYamato-ps2jc]

Real

[@danspade9916]

The music feels like how it feels when you text someone a joke and they don’t find it funny and conversation just ends, and your left just lying on your bed contemplating your life’s choice

[@etam8099]

@@Floris8281 your pic fits with your comment so much lmao

[@yamicivetta5252]

Lmfaooo this just made my day thanks 😂😂

[@redfridgevalor685]

Yes, this is true

[@zewzit]

or when they don't find it funny and you try to explain it and they keep disagreeing. Nobody is mad but the conversation goes nowhere

[@idiotontheinternet6562]

this happens almost every time i make a joke, cuz im stupid and dont really know the current humor

[@BubbleGummiii]

I imagine a lawyer sitting at a comedically small desk listening to this as they work on a really tough case

[@Vinthateshandles]

He's trying to figure out if his client was actually being domestically abused or if they hurt themself to make their ex-partner seem bad so they would get custody of the kids and while doing that, he's just jamming out to this

[@Vinthateshandles]

@@hackerman2552 jokes on you, my only closet is the piss closet

[@Vinthateshandles]

@@hackerman2552 damn, I think I'm in love with you, piss man

[@MHPAM]

@@hackerman2552 r/cursedcomments

[@stonkypig]

jimmy mcgill moment

[@OddToSee812]

I just listened to this full thing while doing homework *this is the theme of my brain slowly melting*

[@circuit-2925]

Preparing for a dumb video "when a multiplayer game has a singleplayer storyline" and i just played this song while getting everything set up

[@John_OrangeFish]

Same

[@UncleLabsTV]

Ive got to the point where I need autoplay

[@Shockblade95]

bro same I feel like my brain is goooone dude it's goone where am I

[@TRFlarco]

SAME

[@Directive_7395]

Reading the comments while listening to this is gold and a blessing 💀

[@NovaAeternus]

golden frddrick!?

[@ItzzXertiL]

true lmao

[@ItzzXertiL]

true

[@ItzzXertiL]

wait i already commented on this

[@ItzzXertiL]

LOL something was just telling me "but why should you comment under this comment if you already did it?" and i didnt trust myself and so i did it again. welp! time to sue myself!

[@aaronbalchand5475]

Ah, yes, lawsuits. The most scary part of a horror game

[@thefatbob3710]

*legal game

[@timxg]

*anything

[@Naoseiomeunome25]

Accurate.

[@macncheeseballs4992]

Ah, yes. Truly horrifying. *Song from this video slowly begins to fade in*

[@SCP-173-The-Sculpture]

It's bankruptcy is the scariest thing in FNAF 6

[@eyaph]

Your honor, My animatronic "Lefty" is not responsible for 12 murders, 50 assaults, 768 robberies, and 9182 cases of E. Coli. It was simply performing the show. I rest my case.

[@tessaissupercool007]

underrated comment

[@joshuawynne329]

Lol

[@Born_to_sht_forced_to_wipe]

Lefty: "I'll fucking do it again"

[@madladthe2nd643]

The next day: Your honor, My animatronic “Lefty” is not responsible for 6,478,203 manslaughters, 12 nukes being deployed, 37 atomic bomb explosions, the fall of Brazil, 5 world wars, the second coming of Jesus Christ, morbius movie, 400+ companies going out of business, Joe Biden’s pregnancy, 50 million mirrors smashed, the rise of shit rating per day, 12 more countries fallen, 5,306,786,289 cases of the the Spanish Flu, 706 million people dead, and the collapse of Uranus and MyWienner It was simply just performing the show. I rest my case

[@eyaph]

@@madladthe2nd643 Yeah but like we found rotting corpses in the animatronics and yknow, your company doesnt have the best reputation

[@King_Calcium]

The theme that plays when you screenshot an NFT and you start to read all the death threats in your DMs

[@Vult_Productions]

People nowadays just threat other people cuz of a fricking monke jpeg

[@rozucore]

Yes, because screenshotting an ugly image of an ape warrants death threats. The right-click 'victims' strike again.

[@IFuckingLoveFrenchToast]

screenshot the death threats and sell them for money

[@FNaFDude-yk9ud]

@@ArthurAnimations it’s still funny

[@BobCross1010]

@@madnesslocura7620 *cries in plays genshin*

[@Adriethyl]

The music encapsulates that "shit, I gotta deal with these lawsuits before crawling in my vent office" feeling very well.

[@SO_Many_Bones]

An inconvenience

[@theangrycroissant2963]

I love the one lawsuit “She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.”

[@lefty5092]

That’s always me *sad laf

[@crystalnep4908]

@@lefty5092 when you're 5 dollars but you end up costing more then most of the other animatronics from lawsuits on the first day alone.

[@Triflame.]

@@crystalnep4908 LEFTY IS FIVE DOLLARS??? LMAO

[@thepizzatime3502]

@@Triflame. i cant tell if this is a markiplier reference or if you genuinely just didnt know lefty was 5 dollars

[@StarClay666]

@@thepizzatime3502 hahaha yeah exactly my first thought but its a reference for sure on second thought

[@CoolUsernameDude]

“Helpy tf are you doing?” “Filling out lawsuits” “But those are just scribbles” “Yes”

[@HoovyGaming]

hes a little confused but hes got the spirit

[@loz405real]

"2 kids missing, 4 dead and 1 traumatized, what do you say in behalf of your business?" "sorry"

[@AstroVanilla]

​@@loz405realI forgive him

[@tamaramalenapastormendoza9432]

fair enough @@loz405real

[@Pterosauraphobia]

@@loz405real No I did it let him go

[@EvenMoreStupidity]

“Your Honor, I have a crate, Lefty couldn’t have bitten a child”

[@PTato-xe4qr]

I played the game and they're actually hilarious Like no joke one was: "Child traumatzed by defendant Fazbear Entertainment after one of the animatronics heads came off and rolled across the floor towards him. After he was asked if he was ok, he screamed in horror. The head was asked not to ask any more questions. He awoke from a 10 week coma completely lobotomized, only able to eat junk food and chat with his boyfriends."

[@PTato-xe4qr]

Yeah I checked and it was a girl sorry

[@gaelitos.s4392]

That was probs lefty, I just imagin her tiny voice like: Im Sorry are you okay?

[@endergirl1421]

Omfg... really?! If so, that’s hilarious

[@ayyewalkdaplank]

Man... What a story... It seems that Scott just wanted to laugh and rsndomly put these in the game

[@simyou1219]

I wanna point out that the restaurant doesn’t even stay open for one full week yet they’re in a coma for 10 weeks *Bruh*

[@x9inety6ix27]

Me: *is being sued because a child was violently ripped apart by one of the animatronics* Helpy: 🕺🏼🕺🏼🕺🏼

[@wassuped2666]

When you are given homework but you don’t how to solve the answers.

[@chxrrygacha264]

Experimental_ Boi ...this is the song I play when I’m in that situation.. it happens a lot

[@cooliotrainlover1213]

Relatable

[@Odraude2105]

And you stay one hour looking at it with an empty feeling

[@teresamatuzak]

Hey if you need help I got you bro

[@SketchHusk]

Relatable.

[@AUG_XZABER]

"Your honor, buying Lefty was a canon event."

[@mewklu]

It's been 4 years, but i gotta say, this sounds like something that would play in your head whenever you zone out.

[@notoriousnosk8876]

this is exactly what zoning out feels like

[@mistnguuuyn]

Yes

[@aadamhughes]

Damn. Zoning out is pretty cool then

[@FranciumBoron]

Yeah, I can confirm.

[@mattderogatory4068]

As someone who zones out on the regular, this is one of the background songs

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

This is the only song that accurately depicts the feeling of wanting to slam your head into your desk.

[@glugs3356]

Anytime my classmate asks about the friction between matter and the neurons in the brain I just shut down

[@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz]

​@@glugs3356 "wHaT iS tHe DeRiVaTe Of A cOnStAnT?"

[@devinward461]

​@@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uzI know it's a rhetorical question but zero

[@fangirl38]

Last class of the day, done nothing all day, only got 5.5 hrs of sleep and my eyes are vibrating- I just wanna hot my head on the desk and pass out 😅

[@wizardman8832]

I worked an entire ten hour shift at an Amazon FC with this looping in my earbuds the entire time

[@inkymey]

Okay, I once got a lawsuit like this : "My child's head was bitten by an animatronic, he broke 206 bones and he's now in the hospital!" *My pizzeria had absolutely no animatronics yet, not even the garbage ones*

[@e.l.studios455]

damn lefty most have been hungry and went inside for a hour or two

[@OFF_WHlT3]

How did you even get sued lmao

[@PulzeDevel]

@@OFF_WHlT3 animitronics aren't the only thing causing risk

[@LUFKK0L]

*_Holy shit the paper plates are going on a rampage_*

[@ThyLocalIdiot]

@@LUFKK0L OH NO NOT AGIAN I think they might’ve used the paper pals faces for those plates, that’s why

[@omgodification]

Despite being the least of our worries at any given moment, we must always remember that getting sued is, in fact, just as life-ending as being stuffed into a costume by sentient, vengeful animatronics.

[@Tromboi37]

Nah not being stuffed into a costume, it’s being in a springlock suit and sweating

[@alu2901]

@@Tromboi37 No, it is the costumes. Even the non-springlock ones are dangerous, as said in the first game by Phone Guy. The non-springlock ones are probably even more dangerous since at least the Springlock ones were made to have people inside, but the others didn't. That is how you die in the first game.

[@Tromboi37]

@@alu2901 true

[@griffinshorts785]

@@Tromboi37idk I would say William lasted pretty long

[@Tromboi37]

@@griffinshorts785 that’s what she said

[@sandwichhamburgers1648]

LAWSUIT: *Helpy broke his neck while paying for lawsuits*

[@G00SEZ]

Lawsuit: you ended up getting food poisoned while doing nothing, so you sue your food and your self

[@simyou1219]

Helpy broke his back carrying micheal’s pizzeria career

[@JoshuaMemers]

999 Likes

[@Zylix08]

Lawsuit: some animatronic exploded, causing the pizzeria to explode too for some reason

[@Textile-guy727TheFirst]

Lawsuit:⊙

[@conflictbrooks]

It’s said in the FNaF books that, while Henry was in charge of the animatronics, Afton was the business side of the venture. He had to deal with this much paperwork every day. It’s no wonder he became a serial killer.

[@kamilozo776]

Hope he didn't break his spine every day

[@Wombattlr]

@@kamilozo776 it was back breaking work

[@ehsanmalekmohamady2672]

I find it funny how the comment is a year old and people are just replying

[@ExecutiveSonda]

@@ehsanmalekmohamady2672 It is what it is, sir.

[@LievenFrestea]

he had to get his stress out someway

[@cadyelsharkawy6676]

“Oh crap I didn’t mean to click on the video.” **proceeds to listen to the full audio**

[@impinator-z4085]

lol

[@ojomaze7777]

first time?

[@crazyblok271]

yup

[@mikkel.n]

LITTERALLY ME RIGHT NOW

[@ojomaze7777]

@@mikkel.n o7

[@gameo7]

“Your honor, my client said “nuh-uh" and therefore is innocent”

[@dimsthedimwit600]

"Nuh-uh. Jail"

[@thefumyandthechev]

"Nuh-uh, guilty"

[@gwooove]

I love how it plays this really happy music as you go through your lawsuits and see shit like "Child's head lodged in animatronic's jaw.", "Child was found with missing finger, finger later discovered in animatronic.", "Accident with springlock mechanism, 2 dead, 4 injured."

[@chaosinc.382]

>2 dead, 4 injured How the fuck--

[@pizzuh]

@@chaosinc.382 💀💀💀💀

[@TheDoomMaster]

Kid named Finger

[@yazidefirenze]

@@TheDoomMaster Kid missing Finger

[@BeingOfEvil0]

@@chaosinc.382 2 died and 4 got injured, i do not understand the joke

[@DreddLypso]

"Okay Billy go touch Freddy so Mommy can get herself a new Prada bag!"

[@e.l.studios455]

" Mother... They only have pan stan "

[@Wolfberryy2203]

@@e.l.studios455 *"Did I stutter?"*

[@fu_ryohin4urr20]

The worst part is that this would definitely happen if this place existed in real life.

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

@@Wolfberryy2203 "Don't worry Billy, just tip him over and Mommy will tell them a bad boy smacked you with a pan, okay Billy?"

[@Scarpaviation]

Billy put your legs and the rest of your abdomen in there!

[@melodymidnightlyric415]

i work in a law firm. i need to petition for this to be played in loop in reception

[@AnakinSkywakka]

Hope the petition was successful

[@Vestige_]

send petition me sign

[@mr.mishima9658]

more clients will definitely come in

[@evilinandlemonduo]

Well how did it go?

[@Vlumpty_Vonty]

Did u win

[@RemixMaster21]

In reality, Helpy doesn't know how to solve the lawsuits; he's just using his last braincell to stop himself from eating the paper and puttting the pencil up his nose.

[@amandag.6186]

Helpy: Extended Warrenty? How can I lose?

[@JustSheepsie]

"Your honour, I could've sworn that the ball pit didn't have a knife in it"

[@JJDSCHANNELN5871]

Jesus, you're fucking killing me. 😂😅

[@GhidoraTim]

OBJECTION!!!! While the ball pit didn't have a knife in it. An animatronic with multiple safety hazards and intent to harm, was found in the discount ball pit.

[@RedWarrior42]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@GhidoraTim HOLD IT! How would you know if it had an “intent to harm”? He was just chilling in there!

[@blazing7044]

@@jacobcombs9333”Should his snack really be a child’s frontal lobe?”

[@Minymonkey]

"your honour, I swear the ball pit has a gravitational push so that no one can actually safely land in it"

[@waffaru528]

"Your honor, my client didn't murder the children, he just sent them to a better place."

[@Jsslade]

I hope they're enjoying their all-expenses paid Caribbean cruise.

[@Merasus]

What if they commited sins in the past tho

[@yonib8796]

@@Merasus I then plead Not guilty :-)

[@joeypickering5273]

"he was just making a funny fnaf reference. its for his william afton cosplay."

[@codename_nons1141]

Except for Timmy. He went somewhere else

[@lost_doodle8483]

"Your Honor, he has over 50 million power in Rise of Kindoms!"

[@Mariofan-lz5gf]

You see, I started with the Romans, who have a +30% resource collection bonus-

[@joeypickering5273]

"he may have killed countless innocents and burned down research centers for life ending illness, but he has over 10 million power in rise of kingdoms!"

[@randomcrap111]

Oh dear God, you just burned down my house Timmy! Why'd you do it? Timmy: I have 100 million power in rise of kingdoms. **laugh track**

[@alphamakesstuff]

I have 10 power in touching grass Your argument is invalid

[@zebrapowerlegal7429]

"Your honor, he has the legendary hero Lucky!"

[@samuelboiten9061]

my least favourite lawsuit is the one that says a child went into a coma for 10 weeks when the pizzeria had been open for like three days :(

[@BONNI5.]

Math in't mathing

[@Artcat932]

“Your honour, my client, the animatronic bear known as Helpy, is not responsible for a hate crime since he enjoyed doing it.”

[@Vinthateshandles]

"Your honor, it wasn't a bomb *threat*... he was really going to do it."

[@swawsstone]

Your honour, it was just a prank

[@V1Gam1ng]

Your honor, he was just doing a little bit of trolling.

[@deadshot_daquiri_remastered]

"But your honor, my client asked?"

[@gearhead743]

"Your honor, my client did not commit war crimes as they were not acts of war, but a simple neighborly dispute"

[@jaysefgames1155]

It really makes you *FEEL* like you're being sued for criminal negligence. 7.8/10 too much water leaking onto springlocks.

[@hondaaccord1399]

A Pokemon fan!!! In a FNAF video???

[@jaysefgames1155]

@@hondaaccord1399 Yeah, I frequent /vp/ although this is more of a Dunkey reference. Did you hear James Turner got fired? Press S to spit.

[@hondaaccord1399]

@@jaysefgames1155 Not fired, he headed put because he was joining a different company

[@amiacat9644]

Springtrap somewhere in the background: I HOPE THE WATER DOESN'T MAKE THE SPRINGLOCKS GO O-

[@justatanuki.6495]

IGN probably would rate being William afton like that

[@danielduhzgaming3070]

The game isnt even lying its just straight up like "Your business is screwed, your being sued, you have to survive 4 more nights, and 8 children just went missing"

[@glugs3356]

In or around my building. If it's in UNDERSTANDABLE. but if it's around it's technically not our fault.

[@bababooey5402]

​@@glugs3356 Same logic Fazbear Entertainment used themselves, ironically; couldn't care less when kids were merced outside the establishments, but once kids disappeared _in_ the pizzerias (and their remains were then found dripping out of the robots' mouths), shit starts to hit the fan.

[@thechangs2168]

"but your honor, i dont consent to go to jail"

[@amithariial9601]

You almost wrote a poem there

[@the_expidition427]

@@amithariial9601 Rapping taps

[@birdiemcchicken1471]

A young girl was left impossibly and grossly traumatized due to the negligence of defendant Fazbear Entertainment, Inc. She witnessed the head of an animatronic fall off and roll across the ground. When asked if she was ok, she screamed. Staff asked the head not to ask any more questions.

[@sotoroiguess69]

Helpy: "Ok let's see what we got today-" Document: "My kid broke 150 bones, lost 17 teeth, and lost an eye that he didn't notice until he got home, IT WAS THE BALLPIT!" Helpy: "what the actual heck"

[@asdfoifhvjbkaos]

okay which one of you idiots stored the scooper inside the ballpit

[@artyom1264]

@@asdfoifhvjbkaos ennard

[@ehsanmalekmohamady2672]

I bet the kid had vomit when they got home and well something came out of his mouth... Let's say a spaghetti with a freddy mask

[@mariangela_joaopedro261]

@@artyom1264 *Molten Freddy

[@detomnz2024]

@@asdfoifhvjbkaos M1 and M2

[@bobberman4641]

This entire video just gives off “I beg to differ, your honor. I can assure you, I only used the highest-quality materials and it was crafted meticulously. To call it an “improvised” explosive devise is an insult.” vibes and I’m all for it

[@MrEggus]

"the red wire goes here and the blue wire goes here and the green wire goes here" -helpy the designer of parts and service (and bombs)

[@Un.knowns]

Did you just try to use resume padding in a court case?

[@Texclave]

Your honor I have an doctor’s degree in engineering and used materials obtained from top class manufacturers, it is an insult to my craftsmanship to call it “improvised”

[@dragonseatcheese8727]

You could, in theory (please don't), build an improvised nuclear warhead. The ultimate in bomb quality. Simply to die from.

[@Tom-oj7si]

Dragons wtf are you talking about where would we have the ability to do that Smh, ridiculous

[@Haybro06]

This has very big “the IRS found out I haven’t been paying my taxes for the last 13 years 2 months and 24 days” energy

[@100_a_bad_idea5]

The judge: how the fuck did we not find him

[@robertgrays8790]

"I might be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? Noooooooo, thank you!" - Joker

[@skitsschist11]

@@robertgrays8790 You're only legally required to keep history of 7 years, fuck em

[@MossMothMyBeloved]

Relatable

[@hooliganfanatic7241]

4844 days?

[@The404Admin]

"Your honor, my client's finger just slipped. They didn't mean to accidentally kill all those children!"

[@sansationalgaming8420]

"Your honer, I plead oopsie doopsie"

[@NovaAeternus]

"They meant to do it intentionally for the funsies!"

[@filipswiatkowski1058]

"Your honor, my client pleads missclick"

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

Just got sued and needed some background music while I fill out some legal documents. This was perfect, thanks!

[@kingofthepod5169]

But you had the high ground.

[@mattvirginia8501]

Was it for all the limbs you amputated?

[@spiderfrog5764]

I'm sorry what

[@boredgeneral770]

@@mattvirginia8501 probably

[@ItsTheShiki]

General Kenobi, you are a bankrupt one.

[@dweebus5692]

Man look at my lawyer dawg, I’m going to prison 😭😭 Helpy: 🐻

[@SuccubusStrikerUnofficial]

⬇🐻👍

[@Tucker454]

Unbearable

[@bro9-7-08]

"The bible"

[@Tatsache_Eukalyptus]

@@bro9-7-08 YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!

[@frostbite8887]

If this makes your brain melt, just imagine how Michael is feeling…

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

"God, now i get why dad murdered those kids"

[@sahilhossain8204]

Accurate fnaf lore moment

[@hanzalabutt930]

"I didn't even buy the animatronics and i get sued when i only have balloons? Now i understand why father commited slaughter towards children."

[@berklannd]

"these dumbass kids can't function in a fucking pizzeria"

[@therandomnessfacility9948]

Ain't it Henry right now tho? Cuz it's his restaurant, itd make sense for him to get the... yknow

[@illumynarty]

The overly humorous cases also blend in with the ones that just go to show you can literally sue over absolutely anything. "He fell off a ride, got up, and then fell down again." This is the prime example

[@tonierbuckle0202]

Or the one where the lawsuit says a girl was effectively lobotomized because she was a valley girl type that barely functioned as a person except for hanging out with friends at the mall

[@Imirui]

Shoutout to the guy that broke 100 bones in their body and didn’t realize they did until they got home

[@Devinrekrafted]

​@@Imiruibro was really Thuggin it out fr fr

[@UcroHavoc]

Helpy looking like he's suffered a stroke after reading the lawsuits is incredibly fitting.

[@Lighted.]

Lawsuit 1: My child got yessed by one of your tin cans Lawsuit 2: My child was yes no why yes Lawsuit 3: My wife got no hgfewSagvzedthrjnfpbgk;nhrdtgj

[@spring723]

nah he is fine

[@jacaredosvudu1638]

Yes i no we yes no we

[@ShumaiTheDetective]

I’m almost sure this is the music that plays when Nintendo Lawyers write another sue to kid named Luigi

[@bigblue2137]

Nintendo releasing lefty to italy

[@ShumaiTheDetective]

@@bigblue2137 Lefty for smash bros

[@BIGDADDUI]

Nintendo after annihilating a significant amount of the Italian population because their names are mario:

[@rustygears995]

Nintendo lawyers writing a letter to the entire world because switches have a name similar to their product 'switch' and banned all light source around the world

[@valterestevao1182]

@@BIGDADDUI Nintendo incinerating all mushrooms in the world:

[@nebulapalette138]

Listening to this at midnight while listening to my parents fight in the background is the most wonderous experience I've ever felt

[@72pounddirteater95]

true

[@kingofthepod5169]

My parents started clapping when I beat RimWorld at 3 AM.

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

zamn

[@YozoOba1927]

LMAOOOO

[@nunya6537]

@ChiakiMaizono164 Big oof, sorry man

[@HeyItzJay_12]

"Your honor, I didn't think he was gonna put THAT type of coke in the drink fountain!" "What do you mean the mascot character bit a kid's head?! It's a bucket on a stick!!" "...I get that the child died, your honor, but five bucks is real cheap for tech like this." "So what if a kid fell off the ride? It was only three-and-a-half feet above ground level."

[@HattedFool]

"I'm sorry, your honor, but a child breaking 100 bones and not noticing for 2 hours is QUITE ABSURD!"

[@MountainMemelord]

"Your Honor, what do you mean "my animatronic's head fell off"? It's literally a fucking milk crate!"

[@ItsLeBridge]

I love how he isn’t trying to deny anything for Lefty

[@amandag.6186]

​@@ItsLeBridgehe's just simply putting the blame on someone else

[@unoriginalblu]

Helpy looks like a half melted character popsicle from an ice cream truck. I'm crying from laughter.

[@EternalTheMandarinGoddess]

THIS IS IT, IT'S THE MOST ACCURATE ONE

[@henryapplebottom7231]

And I'm crying in pain. We are not the same.

[@shane_kai1983]

Thank you for making me cry-laugh

[@tam_69420]

no A/C noise so ofc that happened

[@yqbzrxs]

Now introducing the official helpy popsicle 10x more scarier than the spongbob popsicle

[@alainbcdefghijk]

I like helpy's art in this. It's very "my god, reading through all this lawsuits is giving me brain damage but I will still do my absolute best to make sure this crappy pizzaria will still be running by the end of the week." See, he's even giving us a thumbs up.

[@Petidani0330]

Helpy's the real MVP. Keeping the pizzeria in business by any means so that the murders of children can continue. Thanks, Helpy.

[@tacobanana6538]

I’m half sure that what he’s giving is anything but a thumbs up. Looks like if he so much as even moves a finger his body is going to go through a state of shock and reset.

[@statementofjoespooky1660]

@@tacobanana6538 lmao, I’m having a really shitty day but this comment made me laugh out loud, so thank you

[@Resi1ience]

Helpy not realizing it's _physically_ impossible to keep the restaurant running for even a _single_ week

[@thatcandiedwolf5939]

Just remember how bad you feel, helpys got it worse

[@celest5928]

“Look at my lawyer dawg I’m going to jail 😭”