Getting Past Every Countries' Immigration

Getting Past Every Countries' Immigration (Best Of)
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No matter where in the world you go, this video will give you the tools to get through immigration.
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Timestamps:
Intro/USA: 00:00
UK: 01:22
Italy: 03:04
Spain: 05:12
Switzerland: 07:29
Canada: 09:40
Ireland: 12:43
France: 15:12
Australia: 17:00
Netherlands/Dutch: 18:47
Scotland: 20:48
India: 23:02
Brazil: 25:04

[@foilarmsandhog]

Which immigration would you like to travel through?

[@squirrelsforshort3157]

Kiwi of course! 🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿

[@squirrelsforshort3157]

I need Liechtenstein immigration ASAP 🙏 because reasons

[@piloul3538]

A funny one to do next could be Belgium! With French fries, 3 languages (Flemish NOT Dutch, French even if THEY ARE NOT French and... Well.. I can't remember... English?), EU institutions, World Wars, Caesar calling them Braves (not as courageous but as dirty uncivilised savages), European Record for not being able to form a government (>500days), Swiss-Belgian chocolate rivalry, the bloodiest colonization in RDCongo, their bitterness against french football team after 2018 half finals... I'm sure you'll find plenty of material!

[@SamFAHntha]

For you, NZ! For me, Irish! 😊

[@Jackie_XIII]

I would love to see one for Greece or Poland

[@Moose546]

“ *im actually Irish myself* ” “ *false* ”

[@Membrillo81]

Absolutely brilliant joke.

[@IntensivePorpoise]

I always wonder what on earth these two lads have done in the past that leads to them getting stopped at immigration every time they cross a border. Especially within Europe! That takes some doing.

[@somebodyCHBiH]

They are criminaly funny.

[@Emma_W_]

I think it's their faces - they just look shifty...

[@Ensign_Roque]

We need a backstory. 😅

[@IntensivePorpoise]

@@Ensign_Roque yes! Come on, Lads, we need lore!

[@IntensivePorpoise]

@@Emma_W_ true. The blond one in particular always looks like he's going to be caught out any minute.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

5:00 The Italians really said: “I’m ok with huge sums of bribes but I draw the line at 50 Euros.”

[@charlessaint7926]

Professionals have standards.

[@mr.radovic702]

@@charlessaint7926 be polite

[@Brian-tn4cd]

Be efficient

[@TetraDax]

What I really like about those is that they are not just cheap shots at national stereotypes - They are pretty well informed shots at national stereotypes!

[@Jack_today]

I know! I love it ❤️

[@squirrelsforshort3157]

That English Premier League one 😂 Reminds me of a conversation I overheard at an Ashes test once, re one of the England fielders: "He tries hard, but he falls over a lot" "He could play soccer for England"

[@SamFAHntha]

Hahaha 🤭

[@alpaga4820]

"It's the middle of the day, so... goodnight" 🤣

[@newgate-zerohour]

That story about being stopped by Canadian immigration was surprisingly wholesome and hilarious!

[@KevinWebb]

I'm betting he apologized after.

[@Failte630]

The man at Irish Immigration who said: "32 and 32,000" - I nearly split my sides laughing. These are all great sketches. Well done. I don't know how you keep up the travelling around the world. It must be exhausting. Ye deserve to be given a big contract here in Ireland for a tv show or a film.

[@lala_again]

Ireland's national dish being Niall Horan is the realest thing I've ever heard 😂

[@EmilyE2601]

If Arms had continued with the musical Swiss accent, I would have kept laughing on just that and missing every well researched joke.

[@tobiMelka]

Right there, with you, on that... It feels like he undertoned the German pronunciation with the Italian melody 😁I have no idea whether it sounds authentic or not but together with the ''ckhorecht'' he managed to combine 3 main Swiss languages into 1 👍

[@IntensivePorpoise]

I can't believe you skipped German immigration, the sketch which is the reason I actually kept watching you guys and am here today 😂 That wasn't even one of your best?

[@Filipnalepa]

The Russian one also is ommited.

[@lwtnwhr]

@@FilipnalepaI wonder why. Like the lads are cancelling their own sketch. It’s weird

[@edkroketje1]

@@lwtnwhr I get it. You can't really consider it a "best of" if you include every single one.

[@lwtnwhr]

​@@edkroketje1 they did include the Russian sketch into their review of the best videos of 2021 though. it's obvious they are distancing themselves from videos that have something to do with Russia now. it's bs

[@agring8391]

@@lwtnwhr than maybe they just didnt want to include a video thats already been in one of "best of" videos?

[@weaponizedglitter69]

Getting past immigration is my favorite. Thanks!!!

[@press_button_for_assistance]

Same!

[@weaponizedglitter69]

@@AC-og6kc depends on where in the world you are located.

[@Chasee445]

The Scotland one, first joke about language, is the best! Laughed hysterically

[@SamFAHntha]

"How are you so happy all the time" **me nervously looking at the hundreds of hours of FAH in my watch history** "I eat healthy and get plenty of sleep"

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Just call it a: "I do at least one hour of deep breathing exercise every day so my brain get's plenty of oxygen and dopamine". We breathe deeper when we laugh.

[@sabinamammadova389]

I became profoundly interested in everything that is Irish, after I started to watch you. You are a national treasure! Well, James Joyce is not easy to read.

[@Roozyj]

Oscar Wilde was born in Ireland too and his books are quite readable, albeit a little slow for modern storytelling :P Though admittedly, I'm saying this after having read half of The Picture of Dorian Gray, soo...

[@EmmaLiza]

Immigration sketches aka. the journey of Arms' ability to do accents 😂

[@Roozyj]

Being Dutch, the joke about the Netherlands being 100% underwater by 2050 is still one of my favourites xD The enthusiastic build up and then the "yeah..." with the exact right accent. Also, I really don't understand why most folks don't eat licorice. It's soooo good

[@fredericapanon207]

@Roozyj, that's because non-Dutch or non-Scandinavian licorice is disgusting, and sickeningly sweet.

[@Jinxx9081]

I’m American and I love licorice. Most people only like twizzlers but I find them disgusting. Red vines are ok but to get really good licorice you gotta’ go to a homemade sweets shop like in my hometown. It’s a Vietnamese-Alaskan shop that makes different flavors all the time.

[@mariahareskov180]

If you ever get the chance try Bagsværd lakrids. It's from Denmark and the best I've ever had. :D (Bagsværd is a suburb to Copenhagen).

[@StephanieJeanne]

The Swiss one kills! That yodeling at the end is hilarious! Well done Arms! 🤣

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Arms’s Swiss Accent is basically Count Dracula 🧛‍♂️

[@somebodyCHBiH]

I think he did ok. It is hard to imitate swiss accent.

[@simonbayart3764]

Do one for Belgium !! You'll be needing 3 actors to ask questions 🤣🤣

[@nathalieb1626]

🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪

[@nathalieb1626]

And actually that's not true. I speak all three! ;-)

[@fredericapanon207]

​@@nathalieb1626eeeeh, French, Flemish aaand ?? 🤔

[@Tony2dH]

German!

[@theyouth2000]

You guys are underrated. My family and I had such a great time watching your sketches, especially the immigration ones. 😂

[@ElliotMatteyOfDoom]

How can you possibly make a best of, when all of these are amazing?

[@SamFAHntha]

I know right, it's insanity 😂❤️

[@jelenaarsenovic4250]

Thank you for this compilation, especially because you added your comments of your thoughts in making these sketches or how the audience reacted to it. I love how Arms spoke all different accents, I think only in one immigration series he didn't, but he put his heart and soul into it and he nailed it. 😊

[@Roozyj]

It's almost weird in the Dutch immigration, where is accent is very on point but then he doesn't know how to pronounce the names of the bridges xD I could almost believe he actually spoke Dutch up to that point xD

[@clemchi]

This compilation has made me notice how often Foil and Hog's clothes match the colours of the country's flag 👌

[@catferreira5598]

Portuguese here. Loved the last one, but the Spanish bit tickled me pink! I'm glad it's not just in Portugal 😅😂

[@ElisabethErlandsson89]

As if a compilation of these awesome sketches wasn't great enough, you've also added commentary in between them 🥰 Thank you for taking the time and effort to make this!

[@tinigella]

These immigration series sketches are definitely your trademark, love them! Endless twists and surprising replies, never offensive, just the perfect balance of devilry and cuteness...you do study the target countries a lot.. fair play to you🌺

[@SamFAHntha]

Ah Paul Tylak. Our favourite High Guy 😌

[@SamFAHntha]

That sounds like slander... I swear it makes sense if you've seen the outro to that sketch 😂

[@ananyachatterjee197]

Look who is back to walking on 'thin ice' 😂

[@aquasky77]

WOW now wasn't that a good half hour spent on some good laughs and lots of fun. Thank you Guys. All of you are looking very fresh 👌. All the best for the upcoming Canadian tour.

[@Ensign_Roque]

Indeed a time well spent. No regretts here. ❤

[@Emma_W_]

Ooh we get a little intro and a spiel between each one! Bonus! Thanks for the extra effort! 😊

[@SamFAHntha]

**Irish Intervention Mary's voice** "They treat us very well 😭"

[@Emma_W_]

@SamFAHntha They've never even forgot your name! Not even once!

[@San1984]

Still fascinated by whatever Foil's hair is doing in the Indian immigration sketch. It's a character of its own.

[@P_RexPhilly]

Your immigration sketches caught my attention when you first came across my FB feed earlier this year. I thought they were the funniest, most clever things I’d seen in a long time. I’ve watched most of your videos by now and am a huge fan! You guys are so clever and talented, and I look forward to each new video. I hope to see one of your live shows. I live in the U.S. in Philly and hope you come back!!

[@korky0104]

Lads, this alone should get you 1M subs! 🤩

[@SamFAHntha]

That would be so cool 🤩

[@korky0104]

@@SamFAHntha Wouldn't it? 😊🤞

[@janetdepiazzi1833]

Loving the deer in the headlights expressions 🤣

[@ananyachatterjee197]

I was out for pizza with friends this weekend, and someone suggested calzone, and I instantly blurted out that calzone joke from Italian immigration extra on Patreon. Everyone looked at me like I am crazy, but the minute long laughter I had was so worth it.. 😂😂 I regret nothing.. 😂😂😂

[@thepiratehobbit]

The tshirt change on Hog & Arms confused me there for a mo 😂 especially when Foils stayed the same 🤣

[@SamFAHntha]

Don't make it dorty, don't make it dorty 😩.... 🤣

[@thepiratehobbit]

@@SamFAHntha haha well Sam we will never know what really went on there that's for sure 😅

[@philomena_def-not-malcolm]

Thank you for the extra commentary, it's much appreciated ☺️ Your immigration sketches are witty, educating, provoking and hilariously funny! And the possibilities are practically endless, right? 😉

[@GravityFromAbove]

These are excellent. What about Sweden, Iceland, Scandinavian countries. And then there's everyone's forgotten Celtic country Wales. And I'd really love to see you do Poland and the Czech Republic. Sic 'em.

[@Ensign_Roque]

The emigration series is really good. 🔥 I also love all your sketches that contains anything irish like those with the irish police or any that contains the irish language. Or that Kerryman sketch. 🥰

[@annas4843]

That about Credit Suisse IB was brutal… 😅

[@JPRK88]

I love these so much. The accents are, as far as I can tell, SO spot-on.

[@piloul3538]

I love these ones! A funny one to do next could be Belgium! With French fries, 3 languages (Flemish NOT Dutch, French even if THEY ARE NOT French and... Well.. I can't remember... English?), EU institutions, World Wars, Caesar calling them Braves (not as courageous but as dirty uncivilised savages), European Record for not being able to form a government (>500days), Swiss-Belgian chocolate rivalry, the bloodiest colonization in RDCongo, their bitterness against french football team after 2018 half finals... I'm sure you'll find plenty of material!

[@TobiasHarms]

I would love to see a Swedish one. I would suggest including something about how we don't sound anything at all like the Swedish chef...

[@TobiasHarms]

And of course this question needs to be included: Who is the king of Sweden? Zlatan

[@karinkeefe6694]

And instead of wearing blue and yellow clothing, they should wear the red and white of Switzerland, because you know...

[@TobiasHarms]

@@karinkeefe6694 the last test could be to build their own Billy bookshelf.

[@emmaaustin123]

We should give a moment for the colour of the outfits in most of the sketches.

[@SamFAHntha]

How do you propose we moment it? Silence? Ice cream? Human sacrifice? Dance party?

[@cainakubiaki]

As a Brazilian I will say again thanks for the "we don't speak Spanish" joke, plus we have 2 Ronaldos.

[@CanonessEllinor]

You should do sketches for some of the Nordic countries. Sweden would be the obvious one, but there are jokes to be made about all of them, and none will get you shot.

[@nhmooytis7058]

If you do Norway lads mustn’t forget to mock lutefisk.

[@martavdz4972]

I was thinking Finland and their sisu, doesn't seem there will be much agreement on which Nordic country to choose 😂

[@nhmooytis7058]

@@martavdz4972 interview must take place in a sauna and end in a plunge into an icy river!

[@sarahberkner]

​@@nhmooytis7058I'm Minnesotan and I've tried lutefisk, I don't understand how anyone likes it but there are some lutefisk dinners here because of Scandinavian influence.

[@nhmooytis7058]

@@sarahberkner is it nasty? I never ate it but saw it on sale in a deli in MI. Didn’t look very appetizing!

[@tamara3984]

Loving the wardrobe change of you three in the intros. Clearly filmed in one go. Lol

[@IntensivePorpoise]

Discontinuity is on brand.

[@atrikings365]

All of your content is pure Gold!

[@angezmoi]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii guys!!!!!!!! You should be calling these compilations ‘Monday morning treats’ 💕🇮🇪😊

[@SamFAHntha]

They're normally called Monday Archives, but I like that!!

[@angezmoi]

Well they always cheer me up, so they’re treats for sure :)

[@Ensign_Roque]

That's a nice name 😊

[@laurenconrad1799]

My votes for the next vintage throwbacks: Umm 2, A Very Irish Film, Post Festival Makeup Tutorial, Communion Dealer, Ex-Pope Job Interview for Centra, Life Hacks, Things That Are Difficult, He’s His Own Worst Enemy, and Getting Out of Shape for Christmas. All from 2015 or before. 😊

[@TrissTess]

Switzerland here! I loved them all but the Swiss one had me nearly falling of the chair from laughing! 🤣 👏 A little tip for the accent; Talk slow and over pronounce every T,K,C,CH, and stretch the O, U and OU 😉

[@pilarjaenes]

Brilliant and funny way to mix update and review the countries topics and more ..hilarious

[@Snoopyzell]

😂😂 love the way you wear clothes to match the flag... Also as a kiwi I'd definitely say that the accent was Australian... Brilliant sketches... 😂😂😂

[@jaspersoda8286]

As an Aussie, definitely a Kiwi accent; high-pitched and whiny. Aussie accent is lower, slower and more nasally . . . maaaaate. Also Sanger not banger; as in Put a Sanger on the Barbie. Love your work - only just got it but we're a bit slow here in Oz.

[@KIWI_DUDE.]

A sketch about norway, with a ton of sweden confusion would go well

[@ACEM1306]

Lads can we have a veggie/fruit party sketch for the next compilation? 🥺

[@Ensign_Roque]

Or maybe party sketches in general?

[@ACEM1306]

​@@Ensign_Roqueyes, that works too! Please, lads? 😊

[@scousebadger0077]

You should do an English border sketch with just an empty chair and the lads walking straight in.

[@fearzila]

Accurate.

[@tobyk.4911]

you mean, they just walk in from the Republic of Ireland to the United Kingdom?

[@jennywinter7715]

Absolutely brilliant series!

[@SamFAHntha]

Not sure I could ever get tired of it 😂❤️

[@jennywinter7715]

@@SamFAHntha Luckily they can keep going and going with it!

[@richsackett3423]

Your Swiss accent is as good as I've ever heard. Most excellent. The hack is to do a Christoph Waltz impression. You nailed it.

[@YaBoiRocc]

As a Dane living in Ireland for a few years, having caught one of your shows in Vicar Street, I would love to see one about Denmark, although I realize that there are maybe not enough "material" to actually make it 😅

[@PokhrajRoy.]

12:20 In my head, I thought I was going to get personally attacked by British immigration authorities but they were nice and the officer liked my Star Wars bag.

[@paulroberts3639]

It is July. Winter in Australia and it is fecking freezing. So cold it might as well be Ireland in summer.

[@Gokash4672]

The best of the best was , immigration to India!! 😂👍 I laughed for days. They never get old. Thank you. You guys are geniuses! 👍🇨🇦

[@matthewparker9276]

For the australian one you could have also called the sausages snags.

[@wadilsono]

esperei até o final para ver vocês entrando no Brasil.. ótimo, very good

[@rogueorangeindustries187]

Awesome guys, thanks for this treasure

[@SamFAHntha]

One of my faaaavourite series! 😊

[@Gokash4672]

These series are the best!!! I laughed so hard and watched the skits over and over again!!!👍🥰🇨🇦

[@Muchjoy..]

I'm Irish living in Ontario, and the lads just crack me up..😂

[@Gokash4672]

@@Muchjoy.. totally 👍 😂🇨🇦

[@paulk4662]

Cracking series lads.

[@TheEmzies]

Love to see a New Zealand one.

[@SamFAHntha]

Finally someone with sense 😤😂

[@ananyachatterjee197]

Welcome to OOISC, or Organization for Overlooked Immigration Sketch Countries. Are you a member or an ally? Don't worry.. the name changes every immigration Thursday.. 😂

[@bob_the_bomb4508]

“Tunnel vision”… excellent!

[@ashlielewis5069]

Love them 😂👏🏼

[@kittyhungshukyee]

Brilliant. Thank you guys 😄😄😄

[@NW-rc2kw]

The Chicago jab! 😂 That was brilliant

[@Sriram24044]

I love this 😂 you guys are brilliant!

[@PokhrajRoy.]

The Immigration videos is what led me here so I love it ❤

[@Joris1111111]

Could you make one for Belgium?

[@victorskywalker5725]

Can we do China sometime hahaha

[@Parischick11]

Love the French, Canadian and Australian ones 😂😂

[@Lesliekentyoutubeuser]

My favourite is the Italian one. It's so funny ❤

[@georggregersen735]

Oh, PLEASE do the Scandinavian countries - or at least one of them!

[@HappyMonkey11]

This is the most entertaining table quiz I've ever seen!

[@iaf4454]

This series makes me want to travel again

[@kittttcattt]

I thought you all disappeared, so happy to watch again. It would be a funny skit IMO. If someone or 3 someones compared Canadian French to Parisian French. So many people don't realize there are big differences. I hope you all stay together and don't go the ego route like many greats, you are all talented and hilarious in many ways, don't break up the band man lol. Thanks

[@dennwren]

I attended a French wedding once where the bride ( in full wedding attire) and the guests,in tuxedoes, were kept waiting on the steps of the venue for about 2 hours in the midday sun. Eventually, the registrar arrived to find a congregation of very angry guests all shouting and gesticulating wildly. The registrar spoke a few quiet words to the irate families, who shrugged their shoulders in acceptance. The wedding proceeded and I later asked the bride what calamity had held up the proceedings, she answered ‘he was at lunch’. This despite the fact that an expensive permit had been granted for an early ceremony. I still chuckle about this 20 years later.

[@PokhrajRoy.]

All of you smiling and giggling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[@SamFAHntha]

>>>>>>>>>> Everything else

[@SamFAHntha]

You could get a second degree in clipboard acting with the amount of these you've done Arms. Maybe even a third, acting with shoulder. What? If Foil can fake an extra degree so can you 😆😆😆

[@madameversiera]

2:20 the noise of British politicians is so realistic 😂😂😂

[@DrLemonSound]

I live in the very country that (as you said in the ending of this video) is known to incarcerate people for trumped up crimes. And I kinda knew in advance that my country's immigration sketch won't appear in this compilation because of the things you know are happening (which I cannot name openly if I don't want to go to jail). As you guys may remember, I do russian voiceovers of your sketches, which I have asked your permission for and you gave it to me. I don't root (and never rooted) for the guy you said was rooting through the bins (no pun intended) in the skit you published 11 days ago (btw the skit was hilarious). I cannot leave the country for now so I have to be very careful with my voiceover videos. For instance, I did translate that "rooting through the bins" video but I restricted the access to it and I only give the link to the people I trust. Because even such a soft joke can bring me some problems. What I am trying to say here is a message not for you guys (I'm sure you understand everything right) but mostly for your FAHns. There are many people in my country who don't support the bin-rooter and what he does, but we cannot do anything to change the situation because the price is really high (which many of you people living in democracies cannot imagine and thus cannot believe). Here, if you say anything they don't like, you'll go to prison for a trumped up crime. Don't hate us, we're not like him. I believe the time will come when the world will see our country in a whole different light. Thank you FAH for your great humour, I'm a huge FAHn of yours.

[@diehard7517]

I think "bin-rooter" is the most appropriate name for "he-who-must-not-be-named", considering that everything he touches turns into trash.

[@DrLemonSound]

@@diehard7517 absolutely

[@ananyachatterjee197]

Into the FAHmultiverse: Alexi's influencer dad takes Alexi to different countries, and films all the immigration tests. The immigration officer never signs the release forms, therefore, the nape only can be seen.

[@ChrisGooley]

Whoever told you sausages are called Bangers in Australia is full of it. "Snags" is the word you're looking for.

[@MinekEzQM]

For those who haven't seen all the "immigration" sketches before (and haven't read FAH's comments) here's a side-task: find the national flag in the background that is hand-drawn. :D

[@somebodyCHBiH]

I'll help a bit. It was drawn with markers.

[@mslisadianemorse]

Y’all are awesome! 😂😂😂

[@ishabellanamthrak1015]

OMG you guys are fantastic 🎉

[@len6434]

I stumbled across your Monopoly sketch. I enjoy your sense of humor. Best wishes.

[@paulharrison2557]

Us immigration is still my favourite and the sketch that got me into you!

[@mateusznowak9557]

Poland should be easy to twist some aswers at "immigration control". Lot of controversies and memes :D

[@Shakespearean-Platypus]

Ah look all the countries I'm wanted in... Also for the record your aussie accent made me spit my drink out laughing

[@j0njn]

Great stuff 👏 Are there enough known stereotypes about Norway to make one about us? (Vikings, skis, oil and initially banning Life of Brian might not be enough…)

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Back of Head Acting? Arms really said: “All of you will go napes**t.”

[@SidE1306]

The studying for jokes bit is why I can never be a comedian. Appreciate you for doing that. How does it feel to study rigorously at this age?