Following a WikiHow girlfriend tutorial (but in The Sims)

[@hoseoksrealwife]

"i cannot live laugh love in these conditions" 😭😭

[@lovelybones8179]

OMG I was just gonna comment this!! 🤣🤣

[@fira_crescent5632]

SatchOnSims: *Literally doing straight heterosexual gameplay* Vampires: "Are you sure about that? 😏"

[@andysimmer2508]

And not even once was Lillith Vatore, the only female vampire of the game

[@MrIlyanderson]

the vampire lads really out here personifying the gay desires in your sleep trying to tempt your sim self back to the gay side, keep strong with that heterosexuality king

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

Come to the YAAAAS side, we have Vampires! 🤣🤣

[@alexbaker3635]

So many iconic Satch quotes in just 19 minutes 47 seconds

[@SatchOnSims]

Lmao

[@mollymollie6048]

Wait…why doesn’t the WikiHow say “Introduce yourself to the first person you like, take a bunch of photos with them, become best friends in 5 minutes, start minor flirt interactions until the bar is a high enough, have first kiss, then woo-hoo, get the pink bar as high as possible, ask to be girl/boyfriend, then immediately propose, then immediately have a quickie wedding, the end. This can all be accomplished in 10 minutes.” Lol…I do remember the days when it was a bit of a challenge to get a partner in the Sims. This was hilarious…I guess there’s a WikiHow for everything. I need to look up if there’s a WikiHow on how to open a Coke can (in the US there are imprinted instructions on the can on how to open it…seriously…wtf.)

[@NotLikeUs17]

Get Together Pack is such a good pack. You can literally make a group for almost anything.

[@mollymollie6048]

I love ridiculous groups for the sole purpose of making my Sims’ life easier.

[@strawberrykayla]

those wikihow articles are always WILD 😭 hilarious vid as always ❤️

[@mackenziedesire7515]

I'm honestly surprised how tame and sensible this wikihow article is. Back when we were teens, my boyfriend for some reason decided to wikihow how to kiss, which led to him slobbering all over me for an afternoon. It was... truly horrendous.

[@montanabowlady5896]

Although I just got Sims 4 last week as a gift from my daughter (I'm 67 yrs young) . I just found your KZbin channel. I've been Bing watching you for hours and hours. LOL I didn't go to bed to sleep until 24 hrs after I woke up from watching your content. I love it. Keep up the great work.

[@_dalbit]

“I’m living out this fantasy I never had 😌”

[@666_ezio]

Discovered your channel like 3 weeks ago and i can confidently say i’ve watched over 50 hours😂

[@SatchOnSims]

Legend!

[@styxthistle497]

you're more addicted to satch than I am to the sims, are you ok??

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

sad to be you

[@Neha_a55]

Honestly same

[@peppi7694]

you never fail to make me laugh out loud I love you

[@styxthistle497]

Having the full context for that one caleb clip makes it ten times funnier lmfao

[@pookabunny2051]

If you are playing in the apartment that has the gremlins lot trait what i like to do is also put gnomes lot trait. then when the gremlins break everything most of the time the gnomes come and fix it by the time the Sim wakes up. :)

[@ImGarLol]

oooooh I ever thought to do this

[@virginiasantoyo]

City living is also my favorite pack, it adds so much gameplay! 😊

[@FiorellaGiorgio]

You should try the wikihow on how to get a boyfriend! Except that the wikihow is from a girl's perspective and you're a man, so... yeah it would be funny af

[@lexieclaire8035]

I hate when they mop outside when it’s raining. Like WHUT ARE YOU ON?🤣

[@habarvaz3142]

Satch trying his best to be straight, I belive in you 💖💖 I tried before tho and it didn't work... 😔😔💔💔

[@mohammadalhmoush7144]

I literally choked from laughing im so in love with your videos I've been obsessed with watching you the last two days you draw a smile on my face thank you so much ❤️ Sending love from syria and hoping for more content about revisiting sims 3 and 2 packs

[@littlelimetree]

I ducking love this one. I come back to it every few months and still crack up.

[@esthermonme4856]

Actually you can make deodorant in the sims with the Herbalism skill in the Outdoor Retreat Pack :) I dont use it a lot, but if someone is interested, it is something you can do.

[@ViceCityExtra]

This is the only sims 4 channel I trust. God bless you, continue what youre doing!

[@Alisibeth_Talia212]

11:19 DADDY VLADDY PLEASEEEEE 😭😭😭😭

[@UnicornKitty1]

Completely unrelated to the video, I love your sims content and I’ve binged your videos! You’ve mentioned wanting to play other games and such before...I would love to watch you play animal crossing 😂 it doesn’t have chaos like Sims but I would love to see you roast the villagers and possibly have a whole headcanon to your island. Bonus: Unlike the Sims, it’s not a glitchy mess or locks anything behind DLC.

[@lovelybones8179]

I cant handle how much I love your videos, I dont even care what you're doing, I just love hearing you speak and all the satch catchphrases are so goddamn SULTRY, I love it!

[@erina2600]

Pretty Patel sounds like the name of a j.k Rowling character 😭😭😭

[@schuler6267]

" What's your taste in music Lilith? ...Omg she's walking away so confidently. Ok I've been ghosted " 😂

[@issyfranklin149]

i found ur channel a week ago and i’m already obsessed and you’ve made me realise how bad the sims 4 is hhaah

[@ericlindenmusic8401]

This may be your masterpiece

[@blairmahoney9015]

Oh my gosh!! I have been laughing my head off at this Satch!!!! Way too funny!!!!💯❤

[@TataTendy]

i just noticed the glass animals shirt and loved it

[@judithhayton2106]

You just kill me lovely, I have my coffee in the mornings watching you and I just dribbled coffee on myself because I was laughing so hard, this how to is for the win 🏆

[@lesberfly6511]

I like honestly cannot fathom how u are single, like you are one of the most genuinely funny people on KZbin 😭

[@lawrencekling8598]

Haha that's hilarious, Satch! I enjoyed so much 😂

[@gemmascotland899]

It's been a while since I've played with the camping pack...but I think you can make deodorants with the herbalism skill

[@Sandrilyonaify]

I've played in the apartment a lot, and never have I had vampires randomly biting my sims in the middle of the night... neither did it happen on any other lot. So when people complain about Vlad stalking them I'm genuinely surprised. Vampires don't care for my sims at all))

[@34SMART]

i just went through all the OG townies in a new save file and i’m like yelling at my screen bc 2 of the girls you’ve flirted with are married 😭

[@judithhayton2106]

Also don't know if this helps but right click on your door and set no trespassing: vampires you can also put solicitors and make the welcome wagon stop before they arrive 😉

[@sallysour1018]

Vampire glitch through windows too!

[@Mello-208]

The last time i tried to make my sim go to a restaurant the host didn't even show up 😭

[@EmiSuess]

I've never had a vampire come and turn my Sims, even though I have the vampire pack and it's one of my favorites to play with. And then it happens to Satchonsims TWICE. Does anyone know if maybe there's something I'm doing or not doing to keep the vampires from doing it in my game?

[@ImGarLol]

No idea I never had vampires show up either but it happened to Satch so many times I just killed them off just in case. Now I feel bad :(

[@D3Hearts]

I think the more vampires you have living in the same world as your Sim the more of a chance they show up. Some people populate their worlds with some Vamps and some don't. I don't play vampires much so in my game they mostly show up at bars..lol

[@Minnesotaqueen1969]

front door, no trespassing...vampires

[@Scatterbrained_Watching]

as for context on how to fight an ostrich being so high on the search list, it's prolly bc of Charlie Slimesicle who searched that in one of TommyInnit's videos. I reckon a lot of people looked up the same thing afterwards lol

[@positivepenny5477]

8:20 I don't know why your description including "like-minded straight heterosexuals" made me laugh so hard. I'm just thinking of some straight-acting guy in denial about not being totally straight writing that on his dating profile IRL and sending up major red flags 😂

[@judithhayton2106]

Last one sorry, I don't know why this is as funny to me as it is but like is it just me or is the how to guide very reminiscent of say an airplane mask tutorial paper or a 1950s fall out what to do in the event of: booklet, I keep thinking will the sim crash and burn, the laughter imagining the firey plane at the end of this how to... oh man lol let's hear it for my fellow weirdos 🤣 I mean simmers

[@Ekaterina7]

Lmao I love how you contradicted yourself, you were like I've never had a girlfriend IRL then towards the end you were like well that one time when I was 14 😹 my thought was yeah that's how u found out.

[@leoniepoortman]

and there he goes casually saying when he lived in Japan lol. tell us more about that! Also the MrBeast Honey add in the right corner that you did not acknowledge was funny

[@SevenEllen]

"The ivories" is slang for the white keys on a keyboard/piano.

[@Lighttriumphs]

This huge star is everywhere cause she has not read the article on the web. She has no friends, no lover, she's desperate. But she brush her teeth.😉

[@TheUniverseKiss]

"you are a global superstar, please leave"

[@gemmascotland899]

Lock the front door man!

[@PadgePaget]

Sim Satch and Zoe remembered me of that episode of unexpected, when the "I wanted to get my noodle wet" guy said they had sex before kissing for the first time

[@rae666k2]

It was called ticlking the ivories because the piano keys were made from ivory

[@TheUniverseKiss]

such a creative video idea! ♥

[@alicesalton5370]

You could use the locker to freshen up.

[@simbellaz]

This was very entertaining🤣

[@hellofditties]

tfw you know there is deodorant in the sims

[@rosegraham5780]

Hahha love u satch halrious vid as always ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@CeceKaneki88]

You are hilarious love your videos

[@woodpigeon7776]

Pritti Patel 😂

[@alicesalton5370]

You could you use the social bunny.

[@Prix-cp5qc]

Omg I can't with these videos ✋🏻💀 Literally traumatising.

[@Sarah2027]

Hi I love your vids can you plz do a build challenge of you building a house with only 9k dollars

[@alexgaming7347]

Your vids>>>>>

[@Charlotte-tf6pj]

like minded heterosexuals i’m wheezing 😂

[@thegigisims]

Brilliant idea

[@jujujutsuk3146]

4:57 / 11:29 - the vampire bite event doesn't work in my game anymore but Satch gets it twice😢

[@skyguy6222]

are you sure not boyfriend??

[@0MujaKina0]

How to get a girlfriend? Step 1: Just be yourself! And done!🤷

[@user-wm1oo4os7e]

God this is hilarious!!!

[@skeleton5459]

Congratulations on getting your first girlfriend! be careful with the woohoos. She can get pregnant. lol

[@Raynethemagi]

So the moral of the story is, Wikihow actually does work, and in this case, a little too well. 3 Woohoo's + a girlfriend, shit Satch, you have more virtual game than most heterosexual males!

[@lauz-im3ov]

HOW'S YOUR TASTE IN DECOR, LILITH?

[@larissaarazi7775]

Love this why I don't no but lol 😂

[@lucillebluth2616]

Priti Patel 😂😂

[@melisalongfellow7289]

Who ever is reading this... have a great day! 🔥🔥🔥

[@Marziilla]

Help I have so many girlfriends after watching this video. What do I do now after I have them?

[@SpensPens]

"be comfortable alone by enjoying time with friends?" the hets do this weird thing where they equate not having a partner with being lonely despite any platonic or familial relationships they may have. Weird.

[@mweeming]

A het er o seck too all

[@Sammy-cm9ce]

Wait, how did you pronounce appealing? 😂

[@maryperez810]

Hilarious 😂

[@judithhayton2106]

Oh God! 🤣 ☝️🙈💓

[@Swagskog]

You are playing as a manly straight man, fixing appliances should be your main interest.

[@mata3535]

holy shit im early hi ily

[@LeounVEVO]

First and right on time :)

[@Simplybyjade]

Only just found you but quickly becoming one of my favs 🤍