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i want to do more of these ask community questions because it's fun, but it's a new format I'm still working on ironing out the kinks with. I hope you like it. There were a lot of good answers but I only am able to answer a couple. Maybe I should make multiple videos replying to comments and such. Idk I will figure it out!
If I had a game I would love to live in it would be minecraft, but there aren't a lot of good items to have from minecraft by itself. Unless you think of enchanted minecraft items.
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[@Berd]

the #1 answer to all three is asura's wrath, from asura's wrath. not asura, just his wrath

[@omn1cr0ngaming66]

Genius

[@Maizers]

Woow

[@Alexisme.]

Berd

[@Koc3813]

seems like a good idea

[@infinityzer054]

Why is the link bots?

[@Haminations]

2:09 My motivations are beyond your comprehension

[@Beebz29]

Genius. I use the hook shot to kill keese all the time

[@ronik7102]

zenith from terraria with legendary reforge for max damage against toronto

[@pennylovez1055]

Yooo! Haminations! Huge fan! No like really, HUGE FAN!

[@whybother5741]

Considering Haminations recent trend of going overboard with murdering random characters for not agreeing with his opinion makes me believe that the whole, “killing normal people” thing is more likely than we think.

[@Typhoom_]

@@ronik7102 Cosmic carkeys.

[@aeroon9991]

I honestly can't think of a better item than the aforementioned Scribblenauts Journal. The game itself proves that you can use the journal to summon things from FICTIONAL works as well, meaning you can bypass the limits of this challenge by creating more video game items at your leisure to help you annex Toronto. The one downside I can think of is you MIGHT run out of paper? But that was never a limit in the game.

[@rocksfire4390]

if the book can make anything then you can make unlimited books/paper. if the book doesn't let you create the book/paper then you can find a item that grants wishes/items and get another one that way.

[@ameliajales5307]

In the game you can create more journals though.

[@FaeThatcher]

Same!

[@Ya-Kids-Topic]

The Infinity Gauntlet It’s.. you get the point.

[@homemovelha4173]

​@@Ya-Kids-Topicthat book is WAY stronger than the infinity gauntlet

[@fryingf1sh]

The portal gun doesn’t work very well because it can only place portals on “portal conductors”, of which the only one we are aware of is moon rock.

[@marcushull9719]

Concrete works, but the moon rock is used for the gel.

[@jakethecake001]

I was about to say that

[@sydmohammadali6421]

na, this is an advanced model

[@bexethan]

doofin shertssssss

[@jordanwilliamsensonshire9645]

This is like a gun that shoots portals and it can go anywhere is what they mean💀💀💀

[@Gormathius]

The notebook from Scribblenauts would actually be really OP. You could just draw all the other video game items and have all of them.

[@MareMayo56]

no, this isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game.

[@TeakKey7]

You could easily nerf it by using the one from the old game.

[@JamesTDG]

Indeed, only thing that can top it is a dev console to reality. (Also, you need to think about the limits on the book, is it as limited as the games or can I tell it to summon a random ass if I wanted to (specifically trying to include vulgarity as a point))

[@JolanXBL]

Except they all have to be low color cartoony versions

[@doantranvan1844]

ok

[@LarvaHeroes]

I don’t mind having a inconsistent uploading schedule. I like having Ice Cream Sandwich videos just sort of appear one day, feels very on brand.

[@aris1869]

Agreed

[@littlepastnien6123]

fr

[@PeregrineFalcon646]

It’s almost like when you accidentally trigger an early game boss fight, but you have post-win gear. A fun surprise with none of the danger.

[@thebigbadbeanman]

@@PeregrineFalcon646 there’s always a little danger with his uploads, don't get too comfortable :)

[@frenchiesottises8193]

The sketchbook one is probably the best choice out of this list purely due to its limitless nature. You don't have to depend on anything, the book's all you need.

[@Sample_Gaming]

Yeah, you could write "Portal gun" or "Kirby" in it and it would show up. You could have ALL THE OPTIONS.

[@pneumonoultramicrosc0p1csilic0]

​@@Sample_Gamingyou can get absolutely any game you want

[@zeniththetoaster9712]

Same with the toolgun since it can produce assets from thin air

[@thunderd7904]

A fully upgraded suit from Metroid is a good choice too. Offers speed, power, pseudo flight, protection, and plenty of versatility with stuff like the morph ball.

[@landostar25]

What if you get the Triforce. It could anex toronto. It could end the zombie apocolypse. You could use it to get ALL the video game items.

[@SuitedGhost]

*ignores the power bomb*

[@jessicamadsen7092]

I would absolutely use that. 😂

[@artisticallypri]

The fact that I’ll never skip ice cream sandwiches sponsor segments just shows how awesome of a comedic animator he is.

[@an0nymous324]

Fr

[@pastyuscricketer]

YESSS

[@nigwardXqcL]

its literally half the video 💀

[@m-a-s-e-y]

Exactly. They're amazing

[@XCKid]

Desperate a$$ bots

[@anonymousobserver6508]

yes. the portal gun that can only be used on flat, non moving , moon rock coated surfaces is a great tool

[@pitchvantablack7005]

The toolgun from Gmod would actually be busted as hell, even without considering if G *mods* work with it IRL.

[@TimeBucks]

Always love his sponsorship bits

[@nazkhan3506]

👍

[@user-sm8kf8oy2t]

nice

[@InsertFunnyThingHere]

Best item is the Scribblenauts unlimited Notebook and it's not even close. You essentially just become a god upon pickup or the notebook Like other choices like the different Gmod guns are powerful, but not only can the notebook probably make something even stronger, but the notebook can also make YOU immortal

[@ghostsquee6328]

TRUE

[@luvv909]

@don't be surprised no

[@luvv909]

@ancient people 🅥 no

[@luvv909]

@don't be surprised no

[@bobathedoodle1224]

@don't be surprised FAXS I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT

[@matthewcalloway9464]

People constantly choose the portal gun in questions like this, but according to the game, the portals can only be placed on moon rocks

[@OddyOddity-ob2uv]

It only specifies that the moon rocks are good at holding portals, I think. Not that they're the only surface that can hold them.

[@nabagaca]

@@OddyOddity-ob2uv Yeah, moon rocks are mentioned as good portal conductors, but not the only ones. In the old aperture, we place portals on concrete (which makes sense, since moon rock is similar to earth rock, so there's no reason why it would have to be moon rock)

[@_notquitehuman_]

the capes from Sky: Children of the Light(for all 3 but mostly daily life.) wouldn't be able to go out in the rain, sure, but FLYING!!!!! and you recharge it with fire and i like fire so thats cool too! (and if that doesnt count as an "item" then I'd go with the Krill Cat/Feline Familiar, also from Sky. this ones only really good for the 1st and 3rd thing tho, since if you get to close it'll launch you, but still very cute!)

[@_Selky_]

The scribblenauts notebook one is actually a really good idea, basically every other item that was mentioned in the video can be brought to life with that.

[@HTacianas]

Only problem would be if the limitations they place on the game (nothing obscene or overly violent) applied in real life. Would still be useful, but you'd have to Rube Goldberg some solutions to specific problems.

[@Stealthfang270]

He forgot one of the most insane parts of the notebook too. You can not only make anything you want, but you can also modify anything. Want someone dead? You don't have to make a device to kill them, you just have to add "dead" to their name and bam. Also time pauses when you use the notebook so that's pretty neat.

[@Stealthfang270]

@@HTacianas Not if we take the one from scribblenauts unlimited where you can make your own items from scratch

[@Stealthfang270]

Heck, all you would have to do to annex toronto is add "Annexed" to toronto's name.

[@TheMPERR]

@@HTacianas I specifically remember summoning cannnibals and shooting people with guns to solve problems in that game it really shouldn’t be a problem.

[@tatedarling5893]

as someone who lives in Toronto I can confirm that people are constantly trying to annex us with items like barrier blocks

[@txxex9023]

@opzz xsin and the moon so we could send Toronto there

[@XToeMark]

I mean like. I live in a major city in Canada. Called Vancouver

[@tatedarling5893]

@@XToeMark you better get out of there now once they’re done with Toronto they’ll be coming for the west

[@civicdriver2466]

No but just think of the chaos the blue shell would have on the dvp and 401

[@phcgamer8733]

Late to this but: Lifepod from Subnautica. (Yes it's not technically an item, shut up) The fabricator alone would be amazing, but with the pod I have something to power it. In a zombie apocalypse, it adapts to get me blueprints to survive and defend against the undead. For daily life, I fabricate a habitat builder, build another fabricator, reverse-engineer the second fabricator, patent and sell the tech. Wouldn't be too useful for annexing Toronto, though. Lifepod fabricators (and by extension, any fabricators they fabricate) explicitly can't make anything explicitly designed as a weapon. A survival knife or a stasis rifle is fine, but those have other explicit uses. Maybe I could make a "prawn suit fabricator arm" and start unfabricating buildings and anyone trying to stop me until whoever's left hands over whatever's left.

[@deffdefying4803]

I love how almost personally offended Cream gets at Kirby being called an item.

[@junco88]

I'd love a portal gun too... The only downside though is that they're only usable on the white panels made specifically for them.

[@glitchdragon9019]

Lunar dust is used to make them, so if there were rocks from the moon, you'd be good!

[@powdereyes2210]

More specifically moon rocks mixed with a jell

[@powdereyes2210]

@@glitchdragon9019 ooooh... I thought they were moon rocks not moon dust What is moon dust made of anyway that chemical could be on earth but maybe rarer

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

@@powdereyes2210 Ok you are thinking too hard about this, they picked something rare and valuable as a joke. The moon is actually quite boring

[@apersoniguess_]

@@glitchdragon9019 what if you shot a portal at the moon

[@spaghetti_dm]

3:23 The Blue Shell is a fun pick because outside of the context of a competitive game, "what constitutes first place?" Especially given the assignment of conquering Toronto. Would it attack the mayor? The premier of Ontario? Or would it fly off into the air to seek out and demolish Trudeau?

[@BeanManStudios]

It flies off and ends up kill someone like Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos

[@artiscommunication.2271]

Or would it seek the being above all beings?? And have an epic fight to the death??👀

[@purplenerdsplushie]

@@artiscommunication.2271 it wouldnt be a fight to the death the shell would just kinda knock them around a bit

[@kevintrang6447]

It just kills the oldest person in the world

[@hunterhefti]

@@kevintrang6447 it just took out the Queen

[@Aiv02Animations]

I love the way you animate, especially Kirby

[@pixywings]

I think the scribblenauts journal is probably the best. Using that you can make literally anything you need. You just have to be able to draw.

[@Mittens_McG]

He's gonna be real disappointed (dead) during that zombie apocalypse when he learns that the portal gun won't work because his house isn't made of moon dust.

[@busterbeast999]

Yeah that's my one worry for that one , easy fix though. Just get the portal gun from Terraria!

[@ungratefulape9121]

@@busterbeast999 with that logic I’d get like the zenith or the rod of discord or the drill containment unit etc.

[@inexistentspecofdust9951]

I think (might be very very wrong) that they said the portal gun works on any really flat surface.

[@thepartyrockpolice1975]

I'm pretty sure moon dust is just very conductive to portals and not necessarily a requirement, but it's been a while since I played the Portal games so I could be wrong

[@bestestboy]

Yes

[@user-mh1ij8vd2c]

For me, I would have to go with “The Bag of Holding”. Never again will I have to worry about storage space(up to a limit) but still a pretty solid and versatile choice.

[@lazyarcanist7095]

I will also go with a bag of holding so we can put 1 inside the other >:3

[@birbthetorikage6268]

Doesn't The Bag of Holding have a storage/weight limit?

[@F4TA1_3RR0R]

Until your DM decide you have a weight limit now, and starts counting your ammo as well.

[@Dragoseye]

Just as long as you don't think about the one guy who went into the bag of holding and became a minor eldritch horror.

[@JamesTDG]

Hear me out, bag of holding plus a dev console

[@jennysleijster9100]

If part 2 i would use the pure nail from hollow knight (and a charm kit with every charm) for the zombies, the meme rifle from rain world (plus 3 singularity bombs) for destroying Toronto, and for every day use... i dont really know... maybe like a pet Strabby from bugsnax, maybe?

[@Weddlz-]

Botw's sheikah slate has google maps with a fast travel feature, can lift any metal object effortlessly, can freeze things in time (great self defense tool), can help you cross any body of water (including waterfalls) with ice blocks, has a summon-able motorcycle, hands-free selfie stick, and best of all: high explosives.

[@JacksonDevices]

Let's not forget tapping an amiibo to get infinite food, infinite armor, and epona (the hourse)

[@griddle8910]

There are a couple of problems with the portal gun: 1. You can't place portals on every surface. The only one I'm sure you can is moon rocks. 2. Without long fall boots, if you wanted to fling yourself like in the game, every single bone in your body would break.

[@SpectralArchivist]

Also, you have to be able to see your destination to use it, so it's not great for like, travel.

[@Blaze-gq4bd]

Nah dude you can place portal on surfaces that arent moon rocks you can place them on flat surfaces Its is in the game lore that You can place portals on other surfaces BUT, its not standing forever One subject has been stand in the middle of the portal But the portal wasnt placed on a moon rock panel Then portal closed and subject was cutted in the half like a fruit

[@lodewijk.]

@@Blaze-gq4bd So for all purposes that don't include getting sliced in half... I'd say you can only really use it on moon rocks

[@exyzt9877]

@@lodewijk. No, what that means is just that you have to be quick with the portal unless you want to slice yourself in half.

[@devil_master1562]

@@lodewijk. You are missing the opportunity for cutting other people in half with it! Instead of a zombie flinging machine, you get a zombie blender

[@dilophosaurus2949]

The enchanted flint and steel from minecraft: story mode would be cool to have. Why survive the zombie apocalypse when you can live in a hallway of interdimensional portals. :)

[@user-sf7ib3mg7o]

First of all, you need to find portals...

[@sillyman2]

It only lights portals, it doesn't build them, so uh, good luck with that.

[@IcyDaily]

I think you need to replay story mode that flint and steel nearly killed them all on multiple occasions

[@dilophosaurus2949]

@@IcyDaily tbh its better than being mauled by zombies

[@powdereyes2210]

The flint and steel doesn’t mean you have a portal

[@megawl2086]

You can also spawn things with a tool gun, or change properties of item, or maybe even living creatures

[@mxyzptplk]

i would honestly love to have a Rarefaction Cell from Rain World. They are batteries that harness the tremendous energy of void fluid (a substance deep in the ground that is similar to antimatter) to create a small black hole and use its energy to power city-sized supercomputers. In-game, you can activate it to distort gravity and space around you so you can jump much higher and run/swim much faster, which has a lot of applications in real life. god i sound unhinged in this comment

[@biscuits4750]

I'd probably choose Maxwell's Book from Don't Starve Together, for all 3 scenarios cause 1. I can summon more of myself to help me fight the zombie hordes (and for use as cannon fodder) 2. I can summon more of myself to just do everything better/faster (imagine how much faster cleaning up's gonna be with like 12 people) 3. I can summon more of myself to just overwhelm Toronto with an endless horde of me's (also for use as cannon fodder) All at the small price of losing bits and pieces of my sanity!

[@j-yoshi64_justcallmej]

Clearly different from my choice: Maxwell's Notebook from the Scribblenauts games

[@gobs5061]

well yes but you're gonna get all the mental disorder with that

[@definitelydev454]

it’s all good you get your sanity back when you destroy your shadow clones

[@bugdracula1662]

There’s also the cannon power of the codex umbra, which means that theoretically you could put yourself into the constant, IDK how that would help but it’s pretty neat.

[@user-cp9de6ix9k]

AND you can hit zombies with it!

[@silvertheelf]

If you had Maxwell’s notebook from scribblenauts you could have literally all the items because you can draw them into reality.

[@rancholotl3384]

Legendary Zenith

[@ikeasupremacy]

I LOVE YOU

[@PakistaniGoatMilker94]

It kinda depends The in game item has its limits It is surely one of the most powerful items but if you asked it to make somthing specific or a video game item 90 precent of the time it won't be able to make it You could kind of recreate most of them through adding traits to regular items though If you assume it will work with anything in our world then it probably would be the best item and even if it can't its still broken

[@junhyungchoi2018]

I’m going to Toronto later this week I’m going to die

[@jefforjacksonwarren2108]

GOD HIMSELF

[@Raisei-with-an-ak47]

Good one probably could be that arm thing from totk because you can bulid anything fuse weapons rewind things go through the ceiling also travel medallions and earthwake technique would be useful also 0:25 that is a paragilder not a hanglider

[@-sonk]

I'd agree with the portal gun, and also the journal from Scribblenauts, but also the boomerang from Zelda because it'll reflect off.

[@MidnightSt]

portal gun only seems cool to have until you realize that all the fun stuff you can only do if you also have the jump boots and the magical ability to automatically orient yourself legs-down while flying.

[@philwhite2730]

And moon dust

[@tomikun8057]

@@philwhite2730 moon dust launcher

[@gajbooks]

There's still plenty of "fun" stuff you can do...

[@user-pc5sc7zi9j]

If you talk about flinging yourself around you also won't find the purpose made architecture to utilize that. What you have anywhere is flat walls next to flat ground to walk on so you can just walk through portals like doors and still have most utility as the world we live in opposed to apperture testchambers is not designed to be challenging to traverse.

[@amylichtenberger2965]

I thought the boots actually helped with that. It was in the trailer for them.

[@SirLotl]

I’d take the Ocarina from Legend of Zelda. There’s just so many cool uses for it. You can make it daytime when you want, you can time travel, you can cause a tropical storm. There’s so much to do with it

[@MGSLurmey]

Loving those examples: 1. Convenient and civilization ending. 2. Convenient and universe ending. 3. Just a big ol fuckin storm lol

[@greenredblue]

Sure it's powerful... but I worry that if you get one note wrong it'll turn your eyes backwards or something.

[@meee_5155]

Plus you can turn masks in to statues. Because that’s what we all want to do

[@SirLotl]

@@meee_5155 Halloween would be a lot cheaper lol

[@verti1185]

I have also come up with ocarina at first but then I thought it may be too dangerous, making daytime whenever would render calendars useless and probably create many other problems. Other than time travel I don't think it's very useful

[@winterwolf9323]

I would do any onion from pikmin if it can summon pikmin, (probably blue for everyday and red for the other 2) because i can basically summon endless amounts of fighters/gatherers to do my dirty work and household chores.

[@andistansbury4366]

Either the Vac gun from Slime rancher, the Crystal heart from Hollow knight, or the Terraprisma from Terraria.

[@themurrrr]

I’d love a health potion from any game where one potion heals you back to full health. Then I’d give it to my mom.

[@alanbob2484]

Wholesome

[@tenkoles9784]

Aww

[@jacobc9221]

Get one from Diablo 3. It's infinite but has a cooldown.

[@themurrrr]

@@jacobc9221 That would be perfect!

[@Galimeer5]

The scribblenaughts notebook could be used to add adjectives to yourself, such as "invulnerable" and "omnipotent," effectively making you a god.

[@ImR3DACT3D]

The game itself has a lot of limitations but outside of it you can do whatever you want, you can even erase an entire solar system if you wanted to

[@remberforgor]

@@ImR3DACT3D well you could also just summon a very shiny golden teal colored Charles Darwin statue.

[@alastor6430]

Invincible Fearless Sensual Mysterious Enchanting Vigorous Diligent Overwhelming Gorgeous Passionate Terrifying Beautiful Powerful GREY PRINCE ZOTE

[@baronvonkaiser9912]

*furiously writing* invulnerable zombie killing army

[@llllavemder]

@@alastor6430LMAOOO😭😭😭

[@InsertTopic]

The notebook can be used to make every item in a video game come to life if you want. It's the ultimate loophole.

[@Mystic_497]

That one hourglass I can’t remember the name of that lets you time travel for all of those things. For everyday use every time you do something that led to something you didn’t want to happen happen you could just go back in a zombie apocalypse you could just go back to before the apocalypse. Or after letting someone else deal with it. And the annexing Toronto part would just be easy because you could try all the plans till one works.

[@VullVull]

I've always wanted the Ring of Sustenance from D&D 3.5 edition. It removes your need to eat and grants you the benefits of 8 hours of sleep after only 2 hours.

[@thomrichards8495]

The item of choice for students

[@artiscommunication.2271]

Heeheehee *Warforged Superiority* But seriously i like that idea Vull-Vull.

[@gemmajamms]

I have a chronic sleep disorder that makes me constantly tired no matter how much sleep so... Idk how much it'd do for me. Worth a shot though lol, maybe it'd make me normal.

[@WhiteWolfos]

@@gemmajamms you could use a sleep app and see if you have sleep apnea or toss and turn alot in your sleep. If you snore it can be fixed by removing or lowering the pillow, if it's moving alot then you can get a different firmness/softness topper. Could be influenced by late eating habits or simple bad habits like using your phone in bed (dedicate the bed to sleeping only).

[@gemmajamms]

@@WhiteWolfos I actually have had multiple sleep studies done that confirm that I have idiopathic hypersomnia, sleep literally doesn't work for me. It's really rare and none of your suggestions would fix it. I've literally slept 23 hours in a day a couple times. I appreciate the suggestions though.

[@GaloTechDog]

Well, even though I'd love a Portal Gun, it'd be pretty useless, because it requires the surface where you put the portal on to be made out of moon rocks, which is pretty hard to come by imo

[@dysenutke3714]

I mean you would have a zero cost way to the moon

[@gavinwilson5324]

Not necessarily. In the first game, you can put portals on all kinds of surfaces. I guess the lore is supposed to be that it works better somehow with moon rocks.

[@wooper9629]

and you need long fall boots BUT THE DEV CONSOLE!!! sv_portal_placement_never_fail 1

[@GaloTechDog]

@@gavinwilson5324 Oh yeah that's true, I forgot about that. I guess it'd still work, but the uses would be pretty limited

[@swiggitygiggity1233]

@@gavinwilson5324 I think it had to do with how flat a surface is, old aperture originally used wood and concrete for their portal walls and it worked decently. They probably switched to moon rocks because they knew that moon dust is very fine, so surfaces coated in it would be almost featureless.

[@luigibiscaglio5915]

Cool video! I would choose the master sword, because on top of it regenerating if it breaks, it can shoot beams of light at Toronto.

[@TetsuyaMcCuddin]

The Remedy (or its nearest equivalent) from the Final Fantasy series. Or a Phoenix Down, either/or.

[@dubiousinformation1756]

The video game item I'd go for is the inventory. I don't really know if that counts or not, but imagine how many things I could carry on me all at once.

[@artiscommunication.2271]

Hahahahaha!!! I adore this train of thought you've pulled me onto. I guess it depends what game's inventory, right? 🤔

[@SillyVaporeon]

@@artiscommunication.2271 Modded Minecraft.

[@jambothejoyful2966]

@@SillyVaporeon *places shulker box inside of shulker box

[@ChronDoc024]

*CREATIVE inventory

[@SillyVaporeon]

@@ChronDoc024 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Kandyismyname]

Andy's uploading is like a blessing

[@copperforthedub]

The lord has blessed us

[@MeltyNote]

fr

[@Kallichore09]

Four bots in ONE comment. There's even an ICS bot!

[@theothegamer2493]

@don't be surprised stop

[@juliojuliao8802]

The celestial brushes techniques from okami. So powerful and versatile that can be used in almost every situation

[@Dunce244]

Buster sword for the apocalypse, the rocket barrel from donkey Kong for every day use, and the duck hunt zapper for Toronto

[@matthewk.4289]

Any weapon from Terraria would probably obliterate the entire world the instant you spawn it

[@MGSLurmey]

Yeah lemme just spawn in a musket and go full British Empire on the world.

[@somerandomname0092]

i was thinking the zenith

[@kittlemax836]

@@somerandomname0092 Let's go even further... Soul of Ethernity or Photon Ripper (modded endgame items in Terraria)

[@jxed5610]

Damaged Copper Shortsword

[@creeper326.]

@@jxed5610 *He’s too dangerous to be left alive!*

[@SirV693]

This just makes me think of other real life uses for video game items. The Shade cloak from Hollow Knight, so you can run through people at fast speeds and not touch anyone or get hurt. Any mirror from animal crossing, for the power to naturally change the color of one's skin, eyes, hair, as well as the power to physically change gender and facial structure. Wings from Terraria, for clear reasons. From Oblivion, The Skeleton Key(unlock all locks), Knight of the Order Armor(a full set of cool armor that takes seconds to put on. Never need to get dressed again).

[@womp47]

Scribblenauts notebook still the best item, 1 item to open to possibility to limitless things if your creative enough

[@Albortomagico]

Star Rod from Paper Mario. Litiral *endless invincibility, world bending wish-granting abilities.* Honestly any important item from the Mario RPGs would most likely make you a God.

[@EinXTRAZ]

I would use a jar of latex from changed the create mode popit from LBP and the vac-pack from slime rancher

[@youpiiiisme2293]

I really love how space breaking the portal gun is, but I’m more of a time breaker, so something like the time dagger from Prince of Persia would be pretty cool

[@williammilliron8735]

solid choice but you'd have to make sure you get a massive stockpile of sand.

[@bungeetoons]

@@williammilliron8735 and not just any sand will work, unlike what the movie says, in the game you have to use the already released sands of time as a refill. So you'd have to cause the sand zombie apocalypse just to get more use out of it.

[@bobbacon1398]

Ice Cream sandwich is one of the few channels that makes me laugh consistently with every video

[@MeLlamoJonathan]

Exactly

[@Steelpoly3dJ316]

In the games, they establish that the portal gun only generates portals on special wall panels made with moon dust. Then, when we talk about using it in real life or mod it into other games, we all happily ignore that part.

[@stupid_apple2070]

My answer is the bolt pistol from warhammer 40k. (good for zombie apocalypse because it fires .338 rounds and turns orcs to red paste in the game warhammer space marines 40k.) i have no idea otherwise.

[@InsertEvilLaugh]

Problem with the Portal Gun, it only works on specially prepared surfaces that are coated with a paint that uses Moon rock dust as the pigment.

[@busterbeast999]

That's why you get the one from Terraria that works on anything and comes with longfall boots

[@bobble_01]

ez just ask for the portal gun from terraria instead (same concept but it works on all surfaces)

[@adr2215]

It doesn't only work on that; the rest of portal 2 shows that regular ol white concrete works, and portalable surfaces existed long before aperture discovered moon rocks worked well

[@nillaq]

The Breath of The Wild paraglider is actually a really good one. Instead of holding on to it for a long time, you can just pull it out from your invisible pocket right before you hit the ground. It lets you cancel fall damage.

[@daque4409]

How often are you falling to your death? Are there many places near you to fall?

[@Rusty_Spy]

@@daque4409 rather than take the long way down from a building, just jump out a window

[@imanidiotforreplyingbut7465]

@@daque4409 I litteraly live in one of, if not THE, flattest places in NA. I would not be able to fall off anything.

[@pixelrunner2775]

@@daque4409 s t a i r s

[@gregoirebasseville4797]

You use video game logic. In real life, trying to break your fall 2 m before the ground would lead to your fingers slipping and your body flattening.

[@onyotubero]

Dartling gunner mad suit from btd6 for zombie apocalypse and annexing toronto, combined with the telolocator wand and focus from dont starve for everyday use

[@fancymustache3793]

The tool gun is so much more than copy paste delete. You can spawn whatever with it, permanently stick things together with it, force things to rotate, disable gravity, undo, redo, etc. Its the right click of the universe but even more so

[@screamingblackhole]

I’ve been playing My Singing Monsters since year 1 when I was a kid, and I gotta say, I was not expecting to see a sponsorship from them, and definitely not from this channel lmao. It’s honestly one of my favourite mobile games just because of how many memories I have of it.

[@endermations]

Ginger pale also got one on his mushroom video

[@gratenbrecher609]

Saaaame used to play it on my dads tablet. Also never thought i'd come to steam.

[@EsoogehtTheGoose]

My Singing Monsters was amazing ✨

[@anjelloproductions]

Ice Cream Sandwich: *Goes through sponsorship segment* Also Ice Cream Sandwich: *Holds someone hostage the entire time* I swear it’s the most entertaining part every time!😂

[@cocolete_pan]

The mod rod from dragon quest builders 2, the geometry dash time warp trigger, And a Minecraft world eater. I'll explain what all of those are. Mod Rod: So, the mod rod can change your appearance to anything you want. while it has a set few things it can transform you into in the game, we'll just assume you can become anything for this. So yeah imma use the mod rod to blend in with the zombies. Maybe I'll even join them... Time Warp Trigger: you touch it, cross a line or touch something else set to activate it, it slows or speeds up time. World Eater: the name should already say what it does. "But cocolete_pan, that's destroying toronto, not taking over it!" Who's gonna prevent me from taking over a huge ahh crater? Also the world eater is a redstone machine, not any kind if modded item.

[@zoenelson3340]

I reacted the exact same as the person in the drive through that had their food yoinked which immediately made me laugh harder 💀💀

[@Rhinoceros14]

I feel like the Zenith from Terraria would be an amazing weapon for a zombie apocalypse, as it swings tons of boomerang swords wherever you want, it also pierces and goes through walls

[@bobstr6224]

That's what I thought! Also fishron wings or a stupidly op calamity weapon

[@lxstsxlar]

@@bobstr6224 lmao the frickin triactis true paladinian mage hammer of might or something would be, interesting

[@lxstsxlar]

and yes it was necessary to write out the full name

[@lxstsxlar]

@@bobstr6224 or maybe the soul of eternity from fargos soul mod

[@bobstr6224]

@@lxstsxlar haha yeah

[@turnattack9159]

Ice cream sandwich is the absolute best storytime-ish-animation youtuber. No matter how big he gets he still feels like you've stumbled upon an absolute gem of a channel.

[@jamesblosil9839]

dude that is sooo true. no-mater the animation content competition, he will always be my absolute favorite animation youtuber

[@tommyfroggyy_]

Bro why did I think you meant no matter how physically big he got 💀like he grew to 25 meters in height and you're like "he's still a great youtuber

[@turnattack9159]

@@tommyfroggyy_ hahaha.. i mean, that too. With Ice Cream Sandwich i wouldn't be surprised

[@NathenPruitt]

A gem?

[@kianmink2048]

From the newest legend of Zelda game, the fusion arm do you know how useful that would be you would be able to fuse literally anything or was that a glue arm not sure but anyways, Porter gun gravity gun fuse become the best weapon there is then make it become your third arm if you can

[@clockworkmonsters8590]

1. The Portal gun for zombie apocalypse (or one of the games with a gun/device that lets you reverse or move forward time until something/someone crumbles to dust) 2. Either the Portal Gun or one of those videogames that has a bottomless, weightless inventory bag that you put literally infinite stuff in for every day use 3. Astroneer's Terraforming gun for Toronto

[@jlco]

I'd like to mention that if you're going with "BOTW paraglider means you need stupid strength" then the hookshot is also useless, as it would dislocate your arm, then remove it. The Sheikah slate would be much more powerful between stasis and magnesis for everyday (idk _what_ you'd do with those) and infinite bombs for the apocalypse and Toronto. No idea what you'd do with cryonis- just like in the game!

[@alexlubbers1589]

Imagine using stasis during a baseball game. Hit that ball as hard as you can as many times as possible and watch that thing go sub-orbital

[@vomitdrinker1]

Windbomb irl

[@jlco]

@@vomitdrinker1 Windbombing results in one heart of damage. ...do you have more than one heart?

[@vomitdrinker1]

@@jlco yes

[@vomitdrinker1]

@@jlco i got max

[@veetalin]

The fact that all three big Source items were featured AND animated brings my heart so much joy.

[@WhitedevilEE]

even with the right sounds, that makes it even better 😀

[@caseym6272]

Four! The companion cube... Would be useless but would be good :) maybe it'd be Toronto's friend and they'd annex themselves due to spending more time with it

[@audacity_of_optimism]

And what about the crowbar?

[@demo3650]

The Zenithn from Terraria is useful for Zombie Apocolypse, as it instantly desintegrates their health, Soaring Insignia with wings for everyday life cuz its infinite flight, and Shade Cloak from Hollow Knight as its invincibility for Toronto. Need I say more?

[@bartekstepien7437]

The rcv2 from gorebox can is like the gravity gun and toolgun but can spawn humans props guns cars

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

After careful consideration 🤔 I think I'd probably go with: -The Banshee (for transportation, a.k.a everyday use) -The "RY3NO" from Ratchet and Clank for a zombie apocalypse. (because it's basically a slightly more compact and portable version of the D00M BFG, with the same amount of power.) And -The "Farsight XR20" for anexing toronto (because shoot-thru-walls + x-ray vision scope + auto-aim. it's broken as all hell, yes.)

[@meee_5155]

Portal gun for everyday use, ocarina of time for surviving a zombie apocalypse (just make it day, zombies burn, ez solution lol), and scribblnauts book for annexing Toronto. Just make yourself a god.

[@niobiumblu6990]

Why not the Zodiac or Harbinger from Ratchet and Clank for Zombies? The Zodiac for clusters to safely explode them into ashes. And the Harbinger... For..... Reasons. .......Totally zombie related.

[@Daft_Vader]

The RY3NO would absolutely level Toronto as well

[@blubullie4850]

Problem: these things require fuel and ammo. How would you solve this issue?

[@Daft_Vader]

@@blubullie4850 You can rent them out, just don't worry about what people will use them for

[@birb8445]

I think Ice Cream Sandwich is one of the best examples of Chaotic Good out there in the universe.

[@Ministryoftruth2]

Yes

[@Ministryoftruth2]

@lсе сrеаm Sandwich 🅥 bot

[@lukebomber9292]

And albert

[@CarlytheQueenofChaos]

I have never seen a my singing monsters sponsorship/ad by a KZbinr and I am totally here for it. Something (the fact that I stopped playing it since half a year and my bros propably produced like a hundred billion Monstermoney) tells me I should play this game again but I have to learn for preexams so I'm not gonna.

[@bungusdoogungus7981]

The flaw with the portal gun is that the portal gun only works on portal conductive sufaces like moon dust

[@sepaol]

The toolgun from garry's mod works for me for one simple reason, it's modable, you can add any feature you want to it, you can even spawn portals with it, so you don't need the portal gun, or spawn friendly npcs, that will help with the zombie and toronto scenarios

[@AWOLBones]

Tool Gun is best choice by far

[@Delinquent360]

Thank you

[@user-lx1ey3oi2z]

"yeah I would just pick creative mode" Boring answer.

[@martinmarkov9707]

Spawn a zombie cure. Or some ****s.

[@ShoShoArts]

For me I’d have to say the Monado, since it would be pretty useful. -You’d have arts which could increase your speed or give you a shield to help block you from getting hurt -Can cut through Machinery and or robots -And can also let you see visions into the future Only downside I can think of is that it can’t hurt people but that’s also good so you can’t murder. Plus with it you could possibly annex Toronto, and survive a zombie apocalypse.

[@PuddleOfCats]

Downside: you die if your not chosen by it

[@goshator]

[Xenoblade spoilers] . . . . . If it would be able to control the fabric of reality even though ether isn't real, it'd be a maxwell's notebook-tier pick

[@DunkYourDonuts]

okay but junk sword

[@youtubeguy5454]

Yeah please annex Toronto it’s expensive to live here bro 💀

[@Thewaterspirit57]

Xenoblade spoilers Actually it can hurt people, only with that upgrade tho

[@cyberneon9599]

I think I would just Use the portal Gun, the summoning key from cod zombies and the Phase glove from Titanfall 2 that lets you travel back in time. Zombies? No problem controll them all or just travel to another dimension with the summoning key. Everyday use? Portal gun for lifting traveling and transportation. And we don't need to talk about the time traveling its busted.

[@Alyoffishial]

I would pick Links new arm in TOTK. It helps to pick up stuff, bulid for a zombie apocalypse, and bulid death machines! Plus, it looks sick!

[@patroka]

I want to try to make an argument for Mythra’s or Malos’s core crystal (which you can think of as permanent summoning items for demigods that ties them to you somewhat), but... there’s really nothing stopping them from abandoning (or even killing) you if they really want to, so, maybe not that. But if you could get them to work with you you would be almost unstoppable.

[@syntaxerror831]

Okay so setting aside the inconvienient thing about only placing portals on certain materials, the portal gun would be reality breakingly fun. Infinite loops to hack gravity into infinite electricity, massive clean bombs, plus all the normal advantages like fast travel times, etc.

[@JamesTDG]

Can't use terminal velocity for power

[@Air21Man]

Just stipulate that it's the one from Terraria and you don't have to worry about material.

[@bungeetoons]

@@JamesTDG Sure you can! just make sure you get a really sturdy rotating wheel, and something like water to fall onto the wheel's paddles, make a chamber where the falling liquid can never escape from and you've got yourself a spinning power source!

[@FunBoy2525]

@@bungeetoons no you can't. Matpat explains it well in this video kzbin.info/www/bejne/l5ubf3eFdpWGndk

[@peavuh]

for the zombie apocalypse i would go with the Eyelander from TF2, for everyday life i would go with the time stop hat from A Hat In Time, and for annexing Toronto i would go with Casey the baseball bat from Enter The Gungeon (what are they gonna do shoot me? ill just hit the bullets back because it does that)

[@julian.289]

Minecraft trident. Large fork, does A LOT of damage, and it works on Toronto too.

[@qiae5047]

The portal gun sounds so great for everyday use though. Imagine buying a tiny house on the other side of the world and making a portal there, you could escape to winter on hot summer days and get some sun and warmth on dark winter days.

[@artiscommunication.2271]

Don't you need a moon rock surface though?? For portals to maintain form or something like that. It was a HUGE part of the final challenge of Portal 2 that it was effectively useless without those panals to go with it.

[@PopeMical]

@@artiscommunication.2271 The short awnser is that processed moon rock is just really effective but not required for the portal gun to work. The wiki cites the fact that you can shoot portals on what seems to just be standard concrete and the fact that the portal gun was in use in the 1950s by Aperture before the discovery of the moon rocks’s capabilities. Edit: typo

[@noviceleader8745]

My dream is to live in Canada but I'm from Europe. So I would use the portal gun to place a portal in where I currently live then buy a house in Canada, book a one way flight to Canada and put the other portal in the new house. What it would do is let me go back to see my family and invite them over from time to time. That would be amazing.

[@cgduude]

But then you would never be able to put another portal somewhere else. Otherwise you would need to physically travel back to that house to restart the portal there

[@erictheepic5019]

@@cgduude Just acquire a space suit, and some kind of really accurate tripod mount for the portal gun. When you need to get somewhere new, put on the space suit, shoot a portal at the ground, shoot a portal at the Moon, go to the Moon, and then use your tripod and a bit of luck to land a portal where you wanna go. When you get there, just try not to inhale too much of the moon dust. Also, be sure to close the portals so you don't suck all of the atmosphere onto the Moon.

[@justsaiyan3642]

Id go with Cappy from Mario Odyssey for all 3. Being able to capture literally any being and use their power is the ultimate life hack no matter the context.

[@binary8995]

imagine coppying mom's slipper or dad's belt and using it against them...

[@MagicCardboardBox]

@@binary8995 ...you alright man?

[@JamesTDG]

*captures boss* *Gives everybody raises*

[@Starz1317]

Getting them to cooperate, however, is a completely different matter

[@justsaiyan3642]

@@Starz1317 doesn't Cappy override the consciousness of whoever he's captured? I can't think of a single time a capture has fought off mind control, Bowser included

[@rodrigomartinezmarrufo3726]

The graple thing from ocarina of time a comand block (or an equally powerful item) andddddda thing to let me travel to other games

[@pugs4bl365]

There is a really cool scythe my dm gave me in dnd and it gives me the power to teleport through shadows

[@UmmHaha]

I feel like a Keyblade from Kingdom Hearts would be cool. This thing can do a lot of things. Elemental magic, flight, time manipulation, and many other things.

[@birdman1873]

This is the one I was thinking of lol. It’s so good!

[@naboli698]

„Oh no, i lost my housekey! *Akward silence* *Very quick breather in* Luckily- *pulls comically large key out of pocket*

[@thedorkknight9684]

@@naboli698 that's very funny, i like you XD, tbh i would only ever use a key blade for comedy

[@rocksfire4390]

don't you have to be chosen to use a keyblade though? i suppose if you get chosen and the keyblade it's fine.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

1:10 The peak of humor

[@bakedpotato83]

Sonic's speed shoes would help you in all scenarios

[@ChunkyHandCream]

i would pick the Genies Lamp from any of the Aladdin games. alternatively the Venom Symbiote from any of the Spider-Man games as long as its chill and only wants chocolate and to screw around. Or one of the Cooler Devil fruits from any One Piece game.

[@jeremiahhoy1905]

Maxwell's notebook is definitely the best answer for all three categories and more. It's literally like Hey, do you want a genie that won't dick you over as questions and has an unlimited number of wishes The only limitation is your ability to describe something. The amount of times I made super teeny nuclear baby ant and blew up an entire map is absolutely ridiculous. I also made nuclear miniguns but fired nukes

[@techno1561]

Especially if it's the later iteration that can edit objects, not just create them.

[@noranizaazmi6523]

Writes dictionary and/or wikipedia: boom limitless options baby!

[@OddOtter707]

Magic Gloves from the Zelda series. The one that allows you to pick up massive boulders. Helps with moving objects, self defense and annexing Toronto by separating them from the continent.

[@Sharkpants]

Not to be that guy But it’s power gloves

[@accountlol7409]

@@themightycxzeriallordok honestly at that point that’s cheating you can’t just pull out a mod with the longest crafting recipe in anything Terraria

[@Degenerate_Gamertag]

Me personally I would use the creative block in minecraft, because no matter what it is, you can change it and fly around at pretty much the speed of light. While minecraft has blocky items, I feel like the irl one would have alot more useful stuff and wouldn't be blocky. Plus you can just spawn and break whatever you want with little effort. You could spawn in fresh water, cooked food, IRON GOLEMS, which are notoriously known for killing mobs like zombies, and weapons to top it all off!

[@thunderd7904]

You mean command block, right?

[@TheMurdde]

The little hat from Fez. It's a gamble, but who knows what shenanigans one could get up to with that ability. What does it even mean to rotate into the next dimension beyond the ones in which we already exist? The implications are literally inconceivable

[@chaoschaoschaoss]

Stardew return sceptre would be an interesting one. It’d be great in a zombie apocalyptic since realistically you’d be constantly moving your home base to wherever safe, so you can just teleport there in a pinch when you need. You can also use it for everyday life sometimes. I could find a tonne of other uses but for example it just annoys me when you go on a walk and you’re just no longer in the mood to walk back. I'd use it for that a lot

[@MangoMagica]

Oh that’s true! I wish I thought of that

[@HumanoidDerpling]

How would you tell it where to bring you? In Stardew it brings you to a specific shrine, not your house itself. Terraria's Magic Mirror is probably more what you want, since you could set it just by sleeping in a bed.

[@chaoschaoschaoss]

@@HumanoidDerpling oh yeah, i forgot it did that. Yeah thats probably better

[@Kennylotl]

@@HumanoidDerpling actually, that's the warp totems. the return scepter puts you directly outside of your front door

[@HumanoidDerpling]

@@Kennylotl Huh, I guess I forgot that the scepter worked differently. My bad.