Food Slander

[@sadortilahun5744]

this man is the defenition of "you cant be rasict if u discriminate everyone"

[@zahylon5993]

You have to be an ascended racist; don't have a particular hate for someone, mock everyone equally

[@hadilol]

@@PixelionRules they made a joke about snails

[@kzr_1613]

"They mentioned America as well so it's not racist"

[@TactlessGuy]

Idk, having a gun next to your food isn't really comparable to saying other people eat literal garbage. Especially when there are a billion worse things you could say about American food.

[@lmaobox4068]

@@TactlessGuy My guy you have not been in Asia long enough to know that away from Japan and Taiwan and Thailand that the food TRULY does suck put down your boner against US food and face the truth My cousins whomst were born and raised to the ages of 17 and 10 respectively in Vietnam who've recently moved to our home in the US can surely state how much bette US food is in comparison.

[@storm8498]

As an American, I can confirm that bullets actually are a great source of iron and add a distinct, good flavor to any dish

[@parthn-musicforwork4789]

Especially when broiled in iraqi oil

[@kkdan302]

You mean north or south america? Lol

[@zacharyrollick6169]

This is missing context. Only steel cored bullets add iron. Your average lead bullet works better as sugar alternative.

[@storm8498]

@@zacharyrollick6169 ok 🤓

[@hikariosu5736]

As an American, I personally prefer to eat the gun itself.

[@blocky2394]

As a Chinese, I confirm we eat bats all day and we do not get unknown diseases.

[@Birbiede]

Also as a chinese i can confirm, wait I need to leave, my dog meat is ready/jk (HELP THEY GOT ME)

[@Auloss]

It's not unknown because you pass it to other countries and we need to study it

[@hereticslayer2000]

@@Birbiede as a Chinese 🤓

[@hereticslayer2000]

As a Chinese 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@SevenHunnid]

I smoke weed everyday so I decided to make my habit into something productive so now i smoke weed on my KZbin channel ☄️💯

[@vedabala7209]

As an Indian vegetarian, I can confirm we will go through depression if we eat beef by accident.

[@hhariomm]

There are no accidents

[@batsy2488]

LMAOO

[@mxryxm__]

"By accident" sure

[@takumidrifter7054]

it will be accident only if you go to other countries! lmao😆😂🙏

[@SD-or2tk]

@@takumidrifter7054 or if your parents give you permission to go to Goa

[@RandomUnited]

As an American, I do confirm that I mug my bowl of food for food every day.

[@jerrykod8307]

@Austrian Painter this ratio is finally here

[@yungtaoshiwan4144]

@@jerrykod8307 3 like ratio is crazy

[@eurobeat_enjoyer]

*mag

[@matthewnagel7081]

@@eurobeat_enjoyer its mug

[@lalaboi5526]

Eat lead

[@youraveragebowlofsoup8763]

As a Filipino I can confirm that eating a bird's fetus is perfectly normal since it's basically just an unboiled egg

[@bruhbruh9895]

🤓🤓🤓

[@varixgt5104]

U never had a boiled egg

[@audixaudix7395]

@@bruhbruh9895 -🤓🤓🤓

[@13th_Ghostly_Grimm]

Ah balut I thought it was something completely different.

[@isaackellogg3493]

In Murica we eat unfertilized eggs. You are a weirdo for not eating chicken periods like a normal person.

[@shubhayuroy1651]

As an Indian, I confirm that eating beef is no less than a war crime for the majority of us , including me .

[@fishyfish6510]

You know I'm something of a war criminal myself 😂

[@Reiner547]

Call me Eren Yaegar bc if thats a war crime i am genocide itself

[@mgk-metalgearkelly5054]

i mean it kinda makes sense for farmers, and india was historically an agrarian culture. Same reason white women don't eat dogs, it'd be wierd eating your pet. Now letting yo' dog eat you out on the other hand... 💀

[@rahuldonde1352]

@@mgk-metalgearkelly5054 ayo 💀

[@gaelicgarcia8253]

@@mgk-metalgearkelly5054 pets with benefits 💀💀

[@andreamg2040]

As an African I can confirm the taste of absolute void is so refreshing and filling especially when you share it, it's my childhood favorite dish

[@chaizan9733]

your favourite?? dudeee💀💀💀 personally I very much preferred existential dread, specially when pairing it with a bit of childhood trauma on the side🤠🤠

[@Pale_Kingg]

Bro forgot the cuisine of north africa and the never ending traditional dishes. 💀

[@mivhou]

As an African, I can confirm that we lack our own cuisine

[@StimpyOfficial]

I think the joke was africans dont have food

[@milkman7036]

@@StimpyOfficial but it says african cuisine,so its talking about cuisines right?

[@anisatajy9445]

@@milkman7036 but since they have no food, they wouldn't have a cuisine either, would they? It's sad how Haitians can eat sand but Africans can't eat their Sahara desert.

[@LilXancheX]

@@milkman7036 cuisine, food, whatever. Africa doesn’t eat at all lmao they’re Broke!

[@StimpyOfficial]

@@milkman7036 cuisine = style of food no food = no cuisine

[@vijayasharma6617]

As a Indian, I can confirm we stand in the rain alone and directly look up without closing our eyes when we eat beef by mistake

[@astifkhan4948]

keralites-i don't have such Weakness

[@peace719]

@@astifkhan4948 PFI terr0rists you mean

[@marvira]

Kerala, yum yum😋

[@rasinaajay9449]

Im a Hindu from Kerala and I eat beef with tasty porotta why some indians don't eat beef?

[@anmol2757]

@@rasinaajay9449 It''s roughly the same reason why most people cant eat there pet dog/cat

[@hixy1794]

As an Italian, i confirm that when we see a pineapple slightly too close to a pizza we do start throwing eggs at it

[@stefanostefanelli2761]

Either that or an heart attack and we develop dementia to protect ourselves from the trauma

[@FigureFarter]

@@stefanostefanelli2761 Swallow it! by gayfold

[@notno.11]

You should prepare ton of eggs if you wanna go to Thailand

[@Zebra-ke1rn]

You suddenly become how to basic

[@billyballo2254]

tu non sei italiano

[@kim_paulramirez9357]

As a Filipino, I can confirm that we explain with such vigor why we eat bird fetuses to foreigners

[@alphagamer7023]

Balut

[@ghosterenyeager]

BALOOOOOOTTTT BALOOOOOOOTTTT

[@trainingartist7786]

Doon nalang ako sa isaw di ko alam kaso mas nasanay ako kumain niyon kaysa balut

[@casiilol]

BALUT

[@olezka_dostoevsky]

hot take bilang isang pilipino: ANG BALUT AY KADIRI🤬

[@adameceek5637]

As a Czech, I can confirm that we do indeed drink vodka instead for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

[@afatneckbeard5272]

this video and this comment have convinced me to become Czech

[@jacoproita9010]

Wrong, they would drink beer

[@daoss4620]

@@jacoproita9010 Beer, slivovice, Becher etc just any booze we can find.

[@Straaaayyyy]

As a Russian we have exactly the same eating routine, but consume x2 vodka more than you

[@Straaaayyyy]

@@mymarbles6478 no lie, we know how to drink

[@puebes3138]

As a Haitian, I can confirm the taste of mud is immaculate, the savory touch of the texture and the flavor of the dirt is one dish I will never forget.

[@quitegauche]

Does adding salt water and/or fresh water give it a different subtle flavor?

[@Lrakow]

@@quitegauche i actually forgor if it does or not havent actually eaten the national food

[@maxloval775]

I'm sorry but I didn't know people in Haiti had internet...

[@Lrakow]

@@maxloval775 actual idiot its just unstable

[@cktemple3452]

@@maxloval775 I'm African and even I didn't know that

[@samjreed7142]

As a Mexican, I can confirm that our toilets need to be changed every 3 days

[@toasterofficial1]

as a mexican, i can agree

[@Guywithskullface]

Bruh i can relate you

[@mewhenthe9432]

I thought the toilet problem was only for the white people

[@cielovalencia0428]

as a mexican, i support this statement, but we change ours every other day :,(

[@nightxco31]

As a Mexican, I agree that with these masterful combinations of foods it gives you a temporary super power in the bathroom

[@justsomeguyanimations]

As an African, I can confirm that I’ve never eaten anything ever in my life, and neither has anyone I know

[@swegypunchymany4717]

At first I was offended, then understood the universal meaning of this joke, and I dropped a laugh. Maybe this is what jokes are for, to ironize the truth and only see the pink of hardship Can you spare a coin kind sir?

[@hands-ongaming7180]

@@swegypunchymany4717 I love dark humor but even that one got me 🤣

[@johannasweet1120]

Oh I thought it was a jab at the fact that African cuisine almost never gets recognition (until recent years)

[@WawkWakw]

As a brazilian, i can confirm that monkey soup is the best cuisine ever

[@PeterPeter20]

sopa de macaco sopa sopa de macaco

[@sugarrpa]

Olha o MACAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACO!!!!!

[@yourlocalbrazilian7666]

mmmmmmmmmmm monke soup

[@flavioerick9817]

Sopa de macaco sopa sopa de macaco skrrrr

[@g2monkig718]

Sopa de macaco sopa sopa de macaco ISSAE CARALHO

[@crunchy_poptart3979]

As a Thai, I can confirm that I have my ass blown up by the food we eat everyday, and the janitors are going on strike because of this

[@jaycee4376]

Cant believe they said thailandese and not thai lmfao 😭

[@gort776]

As a Thai Im not a Thailandese💀💀💀💀💀

[@theunfunnychannel5567]

Jellymid

[@boxfullofdust9029]

@@jaycee4376 thighs-and-deeznuts

[@soheilsheikh]

@DOESCOLDER 🤣🤣🤣

[@bruhmio7458]

As a Haitian, I can confirm all our food ingredients are made out of sand.

[@fforepsnoemis4090]

Hehehe

[@Emmanuel-dk6po]

Lol 🤣 epa rans nn

[@Ok-fm7kq]

we literally have dirt cookies 💀

[@IluvDelutaya]

And your computer too

[@christianbolisca1493]

As a American of Haitian descent, we don’t eat sand, but we don’t have a huge variety to eat either.

[@yag821]

As a Spanish, I can confirm we love ham more than our own children.

[@figlet6427]

Damn😔

[@shrimp3486]

As a Swede, I can confirm. However we would probably puke right before eating it, Spongebob is one hell of a champ

[@nutmix6642]

wdym puke it tastes good

[@Natillumi]

@@nutmix6642 what

[@bruh9977]

@@nutmix6642 what

[@Genshinlmpact]

@@nutmix6642 nigga what

[@TheZweric]

@@nutmix6642 it's on my bucket list!

[@Jeffzilla07PHaltacct]

As a filipino, i can confirm that we do eat bird fetuses. It's called Balut.

[@ddl795]

Ey!

[@SEEKER_Of_CULTURE]

Its delicious

[@migsterbigster]

Facts Edit: i am also a Filipino

[@Jeffzilla07PHaltacct]

@@SEEKER_Of_CULTURE yes indeed

[@Extremezotako]

It's cheap too

[@AXCWZ]

As a "THAILANDESE", I can confirm that we love bombing toilet after our national food.

[@flattty1562]

Lol thailandese

[@soysauce4087]

as a Thai, I am not surprised some of our everyday food is way spicier than that fire noodle challenge.

[@damarwulan3879]

Thailandese nutz

[@LimpoDragxon]

As a Burmese, I can confirm we love to bomb our toilets by eating Thai food too. Mix that with some burmese sour dishes and then we nuke our toilet.

[@haritzheng]

Thailandese 😂😂😂😂😂

[@johncolinbarbasa9572]

As a Filipino, i confirm eating what you called "balot" is safe and delicious. So eat now, highblood pressure later.

[@shoebox9869]

True 😃👍

[@lexiumz1104]

yes

[@mincat1412]

As a korean, I can confirm that eating our food along with the others will turn your bathroom into questionably tasting chocolate.

[@macsungminson3583]

초콜릿...?

[@CHEPPR]

FORBIDDEN CHOCOLATE 🍫

[@amolang2006]

브러

[@CHEPPR]

@DOESCOLDER r/woooosh

[@Raemey]

@DOESCOLDER ?

[@kamhyllanoel6318]

As a Haitian, I can confirm that we indeed do love street food. Especially, red sand.

[@realzoeboii]

As a Haitian i do agree with this comment

[@Sami.01.]

As a ayisen I also agree

[@somerandomperson6511]

Ayo those dirt cookies poppin'

[@chillone5140]

Ayeee wsg my Haitian ppls

[@molmer2380]

Sand....wich!

[@aidan9411]

As an American, I can confirm that guns are in fact a part of making every meal and that Mexican food is awesome.

[@goober-t2z]

Mmmm gunpowder.

[@GabetheSquid]

My favorite bullet type to cook is 30-06

[@1randomperson246]

@@GabetheSquid I’m more of a m856 guy myself

[@JuiceyBeverage]

@@1randomperson246 I love me some slander

[@aidan9411]

@DOESCOLDER SERGIO PEREZ WINS THE MONACO GRAND PRIX!

[@snowcoltar4212]

As a brazilian, I can confirm that we love to take our macacos (uma delícia) out of our local rainforest and make an delicious soup with them, I totally recommend 👍👍👍

[@avantelh9333]

Kkkk também sou br

[@Natan99]

Sopa de macaco

[@braziliansheetbox2497]

"Delisia"

[@brunocastro2041]

As a Brazilian, we eat no macaco...

[@julianmarrymepls8451]

Tudo pelo meme sopa de macaco

[@hypernel1798]

As a Haitian I can confirm this is true that we eat literally dirt. (With few ingredients in it) Jokes aside, fun fact about eating dirt: In the history of Haiti the haitian people eat dirt to prevent starvation when people haven't nothing else to eat. Now it became an dish called mud cookies. This food is contains minerals that is healthy for your body but I'll be honest I'd rather eat actual cookies But our real national dish is "soupe joumou" it's an soup where there's meat and vegetables. Its very tasty 😋

[@Ekmos-]

wait you litteraly eat dirt? wtf

[@yulkwon7526]

@@Ekmos- well if your starving you have to eat something

[@jayjoseph9232]

HAITIAN GANG

[@Nintendo_song-maker]

@@yulkwon7526 well you’re not wrong…

[@hypernel1798]

@@Ekmos- I know it is very weird. but hey its part of my haitian culture

[@lightlyfriedfishfillets8117]

As a human, I do confirm that I eat food

[@incompatibility]

As a food, I can confirm that I often get eaten by humans

[@Ranho_De_Aids]

@@incompatibility 🤨📸 😳

[@aftheboss2516]

@@Ranho_De_Aids 😕

[@victoriasalcido2099]

And eat oxygen for lunch

[@kaizokuli]

As a food, I do confirm that I eat humans

[@2298839082508923859]

As a Russian, i can confirm that there's nothing about russian cuisine in this video

[@grangermontag1824]

Underrated comment

[@qasimasharfi9527]

Comrade,You Don't have cuisine you have vodka We,the communist drink only vodka 🤣🤣🤣 Jk,Just a joke

[@JimmySpace69]

@@qasimasharfi9527 yes comrade, you are absolutely correct

[@simonhhenych4761]

As a Czech, I can confirm that we drink alcohol to every meal of the day.

[@user-gv2jh5yq4d]

As an indian, I can 100% confirm that we go into depression after consuming an atom of beef.

[@adityajayant8277]

Have you ever been to Kerala??? They eat beef curry with Malabar parota there , quite a lot.

[@kommireddypavan]

Quiet a lot like not all Hindus Only communists and crypto religious India still a Hindu majority country who still follow their ancestral culture It may change in future

[@potatostruggler6491]

It's not your fault when the society is cultural protective .

[@saurabhswarnakar6829]

@@kommireddypavan no it won’t

[@Abhinav_Nayana_Sailen]

@@adityajayant8277 Not just Kerala, peeps in TN also consume beef.

[@cg6176]

As a South African I can confirm that we do eat Loadshedding Loafs every day

[@chelsheet]

🤣, Mara to us without loadshedding 😤

[@nightfallzyt]

As a Cambodian I can say this is accurate Edit : I forgot to say that don't start drama in the reply section

[@bibibibibiscuit8975]

Gotta say the same

[@br10k84]

are you really one ?

[@nightfallzyt]

@@br10k84 There's something called *Joke*

[@bulk1173]

Yeah

[@bulk1173]

@Austrian Painter your dad is finally coming back with the milk?

[@unscrambledegg2359]

I cracked open a balot once as a child and the untold horror of what I had seen inside got me to stay off it for good.

[@OneTwoFive0]

“Babe, what kind of food do you want to eat tonight?” “I’m not hungry…” *orders African takeaway

[@EddeNymos]

As a swedish person, I can confirm that not everyone eats it (of course), but those who eat it, lets just say you dont wanna get too close

[@diazthechad6698]

As an Indian, I can confirm that if I accidentally eat beef, I have to jump off the cliff right after that since I've committed the most heinous crime recorded in our history.

[@lmaoded4854]

don't mind me I'm just waiting for this place to become a warzone

[@James-un8io]

@@lmaoded4854 let me go ahead and initiate the war by saying that hindus in kerala eat beef

[@lmaoded4854]

@@James-un8io nice, now imma wait for the others to reply

[@rrt_xoxo5632]

Based. I'm a Hindu, but not Indian and indeed consuming Beef is forbidden in our religion. Anyone who does, will face unbearable punishment in next life.

[@fatbears2415]

As a Korean, if the spice isn’t a problem, the msg OD will obliterate your stomach.

[@GabrieBarb]

As a Brazilian, I confirm we eat monkey soup every day and it's uma delicia.

[@vitaminademorango]

Nham nham sopinha de macaco

[@kirby-magolor]

Ae eu n sou o unico brasileiro aqui

[@vitaminademorango]

@@kirby-magolor Mano, BR é que nem chuchu. Brota em tudo quanto é lugar kkkkk

[@GabrieBarb]

@@vitaminademorango kkkkkkkk sim

[@kirby-magolor]

@@vitaminademorango e vdd kkkk

[@ninetailsk1210]

It soothes my soul knowing that every time I feel hungry, I am enjoying delicious African food

[@Odumase]

Unfunny

[@gamercentral2417]

@@Odumase - the one with a aot pfp

[@Odumase]

@@gamercentral2417 your username is cringe 😬

[@Deadassbruhfrfr]

@@Odumase very funny. I laff.

[@ninetailsk1210]

@@Odumase "unfunny" the 50 likes ratio your 1 opinion

[@danielbrito3473]

It's amazing how this guy managed to offend the cuisine of all these countries in less than 1 minute ! Completely creative 🤣

[@QarQarQar]

i dont see that much people offended abt it

[@compszn]

@Google Slides bro its not the entirety of comments its just this video

[@KayraR]

Not being able to see the kebab shook me deeply.

[@captainberzeliusverna6747]

As a person who witnessed literally everybody in the chat beginning with "As a" and their country of origin, i "can confirm" that this video has not only broken youtube's algorithms, but also exploits your inability to notice patterns and hence falling in, to join the pattern of "As a/an" and "I can confirm".

[@testtest-je8xb]

agreed

[@a.fakename1686]

Oof

[@eatyourself5859]

Philosophy

[@DevilSpider_]

As a Czech, I confirm that our culture likes to drink alcohol, most favorably beer.

[@killyridols72826]

0:13 the way he eats the sand makes it look like the tastiest food ever made

[@mariahmayers8869]

Sand *Does* taste pretty good though.

[@D65248]

Vodka in Czechia? No no no! It's 3 bottle of beer for breakfast, 2 for luch and 5-10 for dinner with clobasa.

[@3xorciist]

As a Cambodian, I’d like to confirm that we do eat rats as our main meal due to the Cambodian rebel war or shall I say it “The Khmer Rouge”. (Edit: not all have ever eaten any, but some have.)

[@limrithisith4228]

Not all of us eat rat

[@fbideltasans6559]

I agree

[@sojdasowunn]

I mean just like dogs we don't really eat it just a few ppl eat it

[@dannaloischey2041]

never ate rat before

[@gxnehex1494]

not finna lie it do be tasty

[@skacerzer0]

As a Filipino i can confirm that we do enjoy eating bird fetuses, Usually with salt, but that's optional. 11/4 would eat more bird fetuses

[@Synthiewavu]

I’m Filipino and I have not yet tried this nor heard of this what the f

[@afromans170]

@@Synthiewavu I ain’t even filipino and I know you guys got balut

[@enbi5440]

@@Synthiewavu it's boiled duck fetus (inside an egg of course), we call it balut

[@skacerzer0]

@@Synthiewavu im refering to balot lol Cuz my family members always add salt when eating balot

[@skacerzer0]

Hol up is it spelled balut?? Cuz i don't usually speak filipino online- Nor speak about filipino food online

[@kingasht.v3375]

As an Australian I can confirm that my bathroom turns into No Mans Land after eating Mexican, Thailandese and South Korea food the same day

[@brixenlang3207]

“Thailandese????”

[@hendrikkiefer3325]

@@brixenlang3207 thai

[@4ctually465]

Fellow aussie here, can confirm that this guy can confirm that our bathrooms turn into No Mans Land after eating Mexican, Thailandese and South Korea food during the same day.

[@brixenlang3207]

@@hendrikkiefer3325 I know

[@mdelatorre1177]

Thailandese Filipinese Chinian

[@1sraaep]

The surströmming was accurate af 😂

[@seagool]

As a french i can confirm that we eat snails with the shell to mimic a cookie with a crusty exterior and a creamy interior.

[@flowckey]

Finally, I can relate to someone, I saw no french qui sont dans le top comments so as a French myself, I can relate and confirm and agree to cookies being delicious snakes with shells

[@starxd3073]

Ireland's "cuisine" literally consisting of potatoes (I'm Irish, it's true the amount of potatos people eat scares me)

[@batatapalha1241]

Potatoes and monke are the key for all the problems in humanity

[@starxd3073]

@@batatapalha1241 I agree 100%

[@Yeeterminator]

As a youtube commentor, I can confirm the comment section is filled with “I can confirm that” comments

[@SealWithHat]

As a reply, I can confirm we don't have a life.

[@GamingBlueNOOB]

As a Czech person, i confirm that we do not need to eat at all and just need tons of alcohol to survive.

[@Llamas.en.cocodrilo]

As a Spaniard i can confirm we're constantly stealing ham from other people.

[@alexcruz7491]

Sí

[@eunchaesleftbluecontactlens]

roba oro. (es una broma no te lo tomes enserio xD)

[@JLuna-lf9fd]

As someone from Venezuela, i can confirm that saying that our arepas are the same as Colombia's arepas is highly offensive, and only punishable with death. Edit: Para aclarar, Las Arepas de Venezuela son históricamente superiores a las Colombianas, así que ya dejen de discutir y vayamos a bullear a la gente que le dice Palta al Aguacate.

[@alejandrolopez3768]

I don't care if people say that they prefer Colombian arepas, but if they say they both taste the same then they won't ever eat anything again...

[@nicolasherrera7484]

Grand Colombia is at fault here

[@nicolasherrera7484]

Also I am Colombian

[@BoyMeetsMoon]

as a Colombian, I agree

[@swordiscraked3260]

Yessssss i agree 100% bro, btw im Colombian

[@EZYash5]

As an Indian, Whenever i eat beef people always wanna beef with me.

[@priyachoudhary9896]

What kind of armour are you using to not be dead yet.

[@AdvaitChatterji]

@@priyachoudhary9896 wear the cow skin, no one can hurt you that way.

[@EZYash5]

@@AdvaitChatterji That’s what i do.

[@sharmanmehra85]

@@AdvaitChatterji kinda furry

[@Minority_hunter..]

@@AdvaitChatterji damn😂😂

[@DJPastaYaY]

That one guy in the food factory sprinkling nuts on random pieces of food, making the food have "may contain nuts" on the food label, making people with tree nut allergies lives harder.

[@elpiko5604]

as a french, I can tell you that we eat snails almost exclusively during the end of year celebrations. but everyone eats a lot of it and it's delicious

[@mathieubach6851]

J'avoue 🤝 Oh non, ils vont voir que je suis français... Vite ! _Oui oui baguette_ 🥖🥐 _Omelette du fromage_

[@straizobrando8334]

As a human being, i confirm we eat food all around the world

[@grangermontag1824]

Gay

[@someoneyoudontknow1579]

@@grangermontag1824 tf?

[@straizobrando8334]

@@grangermontag1824 fatherless

[@eunchaesleftbluecontactlens]

@@grangermontag1824 fatherless chain

[@marsal3178]

As a Mexican, i can confirm that eating this 3 kind of foods will bring that mess into your bathroom. So please prepare yourself if you want to try

[@Waeelly_]

As a french, i confirm that cookies are poorly done .

[@Unsubtlenod]

Whew, glad I'm British and there was no slander against our beautiful cuisine 😎

[@tess2491]

Bol'le o' wa'er innit

[@ollygp]

baked beans on bread is so good fr

[@vengoheim7810]

Toast sandwich 🥴

[@o_o8753]

Lol ,u conquered world when in search for spices. Only to eat smashed potatoes and beans. With bread😂

[@justsomeonetardigrade1077]

Imagine conquering half of the world but beans and toast is the popular delicacy.

[@felipetonin6142]

as a Brazilian I would like to say that you are wrong. we eat golden lion tamarins, not just any monkeys! and we also love golden armadillos and fried blue macaws

[@HirineN]

Do we?

[@ChupaLmfao]

@@HirineN I don’t think my dad does, it’d prob be something he’d have mention by now

[@angelasaes]

Uma delícia

[@Skentonm]

sopa de macaco

[@jaoMartins]

@@HirineN vai um dia no Pará e pergunta onde tem sopa de macaco. Certeza que vai ter algum lugar que faz.

[@fra-2006]

As an Italian, I confirm that when a pineapple randomly falls in our pizza we destroy it launching it into the wall

[@JoshusBarber]

fake. Italians don't have walls.

[@fra-2006]

@@JoshusBarber well actually we tend to have brick walls, so the truest walls ever

[@Emanuele246gi]

@@JoshusBarber mf thinks we live in a gazebo

[@taemin_choi1997]

@@fra-2006 at least Italians houses aren’t made of paper like American ones

[@fra-2006]

@@taemin_choi1997 exactly lol

[@SpheroJr3289]

As a Filipino, I can confirm that I have a job explaining why eating duck eggs is a good idea.

[@PabloRojas_01]

As a Spanish, i can confirm that Jamón is a national treasure

[@gabrielalejandrosarmientos527]

Españoles cuando no hay paella ni jamón ibérico:

[@david_8916]

@@gabrielalejandrosarmientos527 Tortilla de patata pues 👌

[@brutus5767]

@@david_8916 o pulpo a la gallega

[@david_8916]

@@brutus5767 empanada de choco 😳

[@PabloRojas_01]

Pucherito, a quien no le gusta el puchero en verano?

[@iclipter4334]

As a Indian, I confirm that if we eat beef we're gonna go to hell.

[@doomslayerclout]

People are going to kill you anyway

[@bardum.4458]

Well according to Hindu scriptures you can do whatever the fuck you want but there's moral standings against that... Also india is one of the biggest exporters of beef

[@alexahleen8293]

Who the fuck told you that

[@temsuanunglkr5371]

As an Indian I eat beef once a week

[@darkslucifer69]

@@temsuanunglkr5371 Then you are a bangladeshi or pakistani not a true indian

[@adityachandan3469]

As a Indian i can confirm that only Hindus regret when they accidentally eat beef

[@khushaljain5565]

except malayalis, tamilians and north east people.

[@haissaig7137]

@@khushaljain5565 i am from north east and even some hindus eat beef here

[@khushaljain5565]

@@haissaig7137 yaa i know, its more of cultural/ regional thing compared to religion

[@James-un8io]

you seem to be forgetting about south India

[@GaffurGhisela]

@@khushaljain5565 Tamilans don't eat beef. Only tamilans with dravadian ideology or Periyar supporters eat Beef to mock Hindus. Tamilans are Hindus and they don't consume beef. But I'm not sure about buffalo meat.

[@richardnavas2610]

0:32 you´re getting into dangerous territory

[@yn_sekai]

As an African, I can confirm that I OD on black screens way too often. Mad food comas.

[@egg9605]

I hope you recover from your eating disorder soon😳

[@dipe6376]

Cambodians need to visit new York 😭😭

[@Somespideronline]

Lmao 💀

[@nightfallzyt]

💀💀💀

[@rosin_dust]

On my way...

[@WRoo69]

As an Italian, I can confirm we put a whole cows worth of cheese and have a panic attack when we see a pineapple on pizza

[@RowciekHSHSH]

in philippines , pineapple pizza is spreading like a wild-fire here many ppl love it ;-;

[@WRoo69]

I admit,I have had pineapple pizza but I don’t remember liking it cause quandale dingle and his cousin Henry bartholomew dinglenut put there crusty toes on it

[@WRoo69]

@@RowciekHSHSH 💀

[@Yes-fd3iw]

@@WRoo69 the crusty toes give it extra flavor 🥰😋

[@seandiaz9405]

as a cambodian, i can confirm that pests taste the best

[@junkoyosan7587]

As a Cambodian, I can confirm we eat New York's rats as a daily meal.

[@joedingles5497]

I’m a cambodian too

[@delinquente1444]

My vietnamese friend always talks about conquering Cambodia and r*ping their women, he keeps mentioning terror bombing these days

[@FreddyRTS]

same 💀💀

[@sworddash2365]

As a Haitian, I can confirm we only eat sand every day.

[@HypeSaz]

As a Venezuelan, this is so accurate omg.

[@owenc.q8514]

Yep i can reconfirm also My dude what are You doing at this hours

[@ViktorScberg]

You still have phone? Wow

[@shadowwolf4349]

As a fellow Venezuelan I can also add another confirmation.

[@maidenless1156]

How to recognize a good “slander meme” it’s about food, and not a single clip of that fat putrid slob “Nikocado” eating himself to death is visible on my screen. Good fucking riddance.

[@jotatd4038]

can confirm further

[@LeprosuGnome]

Funniest thing about the sopa de macaco is that no one actually eats monkeys in Brazil lmaaao

[@dudscoconut]

Italians : NO FRUIT IN OUR PIZZA Tomato : 🤫

[@zakkandsurajmusic]

Only Sicilian pomodoro, grazi!!

[@istantkarma2024]

As an Italian, I do confirm that the four dead bodies the police found in my basement were in fact people that put pinapple on pizza.

[@Glory_to_Arstotzka]

What about ketchup on spaghetti

[@istantkarma2024]

@@Glory_to_Arstotzka Honestly, if you put ketchup on pasta, you are probably altready dead so theres no need for someone to kill you

[@pfp-underwater]

They tried to poison me!

[@Pikelet12]

As an Australian, I'm glad to see there was no mention because we have no culture or tastebuds.

[@danielevans8910]

Spiders? They might be good fried and salted with lime.

[@Zyleace]

Spiders, grasshoppers, koalas, kangaroos, cockatoos. Okay I'm joking, you absolutely won't eat any of those.

[@Pikelet12]

@@Zyleace imagine eating your national emblem lol I could never

[@riccardodipasquale9167]

As an Italian, I confirm that a random pineapple always spawns on our pizzas

[@hulkwithagun9749]

The American cuisine had me 💀

[@DanixMRs]

I just asked my Filipino mom if we actually eat bird fetuses and then she proceeds to explain why… At this point it ain’t slander it’s straight facts

[@Eムノ2]

Music : tay k returns to dreamland 4 (instrumental) Don't hesitate to ask, the content creators doesn't put the music's name in the descriptions.

[@ZØMBIEBUNNI306]

Those snails scared the shit out of me

[@tabien888]

As an Italian, seeing that horrendous cheese being used instead of fresh delicious mozzarella angers me, the pineapple is just the cherry on the top.

[@mariahmayers8869]

Ooooh, cherries on pizza sounds like a good idea to try actually! I'll update you if I can to see how it goes. ( It'll take a couple of days probably. )

[@tabien888]

@@mariahmayers8869 please, don't, try peppers instead 🫑, red ones.

[@mariahmayers8869]

@@tabien888 I'm sorry to inform you I'm already planning on doing it.

[@riccardomorgagni5181]

Put a lot of cherries, like 300 g and don't remove the seed and eat it, too. It makes the pizza tastier.

[@tabien888]

No please, stop

[@user-bu9xh4sg6v]

As a Filipino, I confirm that the consumption of bird fetuses is the best birth control.

[@cjeromet1971]

Facts

[@zaryol2338]

As a Saudi, I can confirm that we get beheaded for eating Jareesh.

[@Macdunk]

Yep

[@TatsuMC]

The classic American cuisine: Shrapnel-in steak

[@just_elijah8474]

as a filipino i can confirm that we eat 69 bird fetuses (balut) a day

[@2maddie184]

As a Filipino, yes we eat duck fetus, at first gross but it's actually really good

[@TheDandalorian]

This is true

[@Guywithskullface]

You mean balut right

[@The_Guy1337]

@Austrian Painter too bad your dad isn’t

[@The_Guy1337]

@Austrian Painter what

[@zort244]

@Austrian Painter dafuq

[@swordiscraked3260]

As a Colombian, I can relate to that a lot. There is the controversy of who created arepas, which make’s Colombias an Venezuelans fight, and actually both arepas are interesting so yeah….

[@cutelurker1981]

colombian here too, was surprised we made it on here ngl 😖

[@Nombrenooriginal]

We already know Venezuela made the arepas (i'm making an controversial opinion so i'm expecting people to demolish me)

[@eunchaesleftbluecontactlens]

@@cutelurker1981 as a Venezuela, i was surprised my country made it here without talking about inflation and hunger. Ive never tried Colombian arepas but i assume they r good

[@themind804]

Damn this is good slander

[@egnrowen6140]

As a Filipino, balut looks disgusting but taste really good, trust.

[@coutiya2007]

i dunno, a texture thing, like what do the feathers feel like, and the bones, the beak etc?

[@Z.E.O.25]

@@coutiya2007 baluts are (supposed to be) cooked before any hard parts of the fetuses are completely formed, so no feathers, bones, beak or disgusting internal organs. Texture does need some getting used to, but otherwise it's really good, especially when paired spicy vinegar

[@coutiya2007]

@@Z.E.O.25 how does the flavour get through the shell when cooking?/how is it seasoned?

[@Z.E.O.25]

@@coutiya2007 It's not seasoned when cooked or anything. Balut is a usually a street food and it's up to you to choose what you want to go with it when buying, which you put inside the shell (you eat from the shell) after partially peeling it

[@coutiya2007]

@@Z.E.O.25 ahhhh, sauces and condiments after you open

[@ayoutiecutie36]

As an African, yes i can confirm that we do indeed eat nothing we basically survive off of the vitamins that the sun gives us

[@baconfoxxe5577]

As a Filipino, the soup in the bird fetus egg in it taste so good

[@brixenlang3207]

same, ang sarap talaga… noh?

[@Shenskinvarg81125]

As an American, we do not in fact eat pistols with our food. We eat the bullets used to kill the food that got stuck inside it, this is a common misconception.