ULTIMATE School Slander

[@SvelYT]

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[@therealpug218]

me

[@martinhgvgv]

you are 10 months late lol

[@therealpug218]

@@martinhgvgv lol

[@GermanDude747]

My mood can go from happy to fully depressed by just being reminded of school

[@diamondboystherose4]

Same bro

[@LiminalSearchingThings]

2:06 is so RELATABLE IN MY CLASS LMAO

[@eliterayupnext]

Faaaaaaaxxxx

[@cashbrady4074]

Same

[@thegrunt1]

Relatable fr

[@Stalin2309lol]

Tbh that music was banger

[@SvelYT]

Glad you enjoyed it here are the names if you want to check them out: bad piggies drip loonboon drip done right loonboon epic orchestra cover sea shanty(pirate) drip

[@Stalin2309lol]

@@SvelYT thanks

[@Nostalmic]

Fr they are banger

[@VighneshwarIlangovan]

Hey it's bad piggies music right?

[@BIackhole]

​@@SvelYT wow thankss i was going to ask about bad piggies remix

[@FwMaz]

“7:99 am” killed me 😂💀

[@aggiN.readmeinreverse]

Yup that's me

[@DTAM-Aviation290]

There’s gonna be at least one person who thought they “weren’t joking”

[@keywhatkey]

That’s literally me, like 6 steps and I’m at school

[@gabrielnavia-d3m]

0:57 “IIII DON’T GIVE A F@#@“

[@sxnnysky3]

I was that kid back in elementary school

[@boredreindeer5602]

My school for the most part only has fire alarms in the hallway so half of the time the teachers don’t even realize they are going off

[@TuxerTuxar]

that's terrible

[@Just-Some-Helium]

@@YO-BIZZY *”Wow bro you got the whole squad laughing”* 😐😐😐😐😐😐

[@cygnetsong7908]

That is highly dangerous and the architects of the school should be reprimanded immediately 😮

[@boredreindeer5602]

@@cygnetsong7908 At least they have alarms in the school portables and the music room. None of the alarms have strobes (except for on in the cafeteria) Also there’s different looking/sounding ones around the building

[@SirAxel.]

I’m certain there’s no more than 4 fire alarms on my campus 💀

[@kaysoka]

List of crap that happened at my school this year! -gym teacher threatened to sue us when someone threw a rock at her -gym teacher told a kid he doesn't have a mom -guy pissed himself in history -5 fire incidents in the first 4 months of 2024 -lockdown because someone was armed outside the school -students almost arrested bc they made bomb threats -someone started crying because he lost a game of PE basketball -pick me girl fell down the stairs -Police dogs had to sniff the classrooms because of a cosmic brownie -Girl got expelled for getting freaky in the school bathroom -Lunch schedules were changed because of fighting -Someone got pants'd going up the stairs

[@VividVerse-un5ju]

Pick me girl fell down the stairs, gell yeah that is fun to watch.

[@Spider-Ham-MCOC]

What school do you study in for all those to happen😭😭😭.

[@kaysoka]

@@Spider-Ham-MCOC Regular ass public school lmao

[@Happy_Girl_101.]

Oh my 😭

[@snsnshhhs663]

Wait what qualifies as a pick me girl

[@Johnny_200]

As a university student that had to sit through all of this: 100% true and relatable

[@ethanhasarrived]

bruv if you were in uni you wouldnt have to deal with "skibidi rizz ohio sigma gyatt fanum tax"

[@aigis_plushie]

@@ethanhasarrivedtf u on abt

[@ryanchityala5024]

Especially the kid who leaves his stuff inside

[@freeshavac-ado6704]

@@ethanhasarrivedeven as a high school student I don’t really have to bc Gen Z uses those terms with irony

[@flameofgamingvirtual3036]

What disease do you expect a person to have who only sits in classroom for 12hrs in 11,12 class Answer:-piles

[@amnaakmal6735]

The only Binge-worthy content

[@SvelYT]

appreciate it, lol

[@PaulaHernandez-ql2kf]

​@@SvelYTthat gorrila got that turboflex clock

[@ChickenLORD-]

ah yes,the kid next door to school is so powerful he breaks time itself and is present at 7:99am

[@SvelYT]

the constraints placed on time by close-minded humans is but a rudimentary obstacle in the face of the god that that kid is

[@x5umm3rx]

Wait, I just realised something 7:99am doesn’t exist💀

[@jaguarlegoanimations9826]

​​@@x5umm3rxOMG I GENUINELY WOULDNT HAVE NOTICED LMAOO

[@KiraJ-ru7ll]

​@x5umm3rx85 I thought it was just time for another country or smth and ignored it, but it actually doesn't exist?

[@S0M30N31_y]

​@@jaguarlegoanimations9826 BRO I DIDNT NOTICE WTF

[@ikan492]

My school's bathroom stalls don't have locks, the roof in the gym is collapsing, the football field hasn't been mowed in 4 years, an the safety shower in the science lab has and electrical box right next to it.

[@lordsolmyr2246]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@HjjMemes]

What a *VERY* safe school...

[@7hardder]

My school has an haircut rule that is when u cannot grow your hair u are only allowed to have buzz cuts and if your hair is long they have a barber in school who will mess u up so bad that u would want to start a new life .

[@lordsolmyr2246]

@@7hardder really? Is that true?

[@RADEET.OFFICIAL]

THAT'S MY SCHOOL. my school Doesn't has toilet paper to wipe 😢 there are too many snakes in the lawn😱 the school electricity generator is right next to the chemistry lab 😥 and we Don't have any fire safety or fire alarm OR fire estinguisher

[@HazardRiot]

2:22 teachers always have the audacity to punish for not doing the homework when they cant do their own work

[@DumbFuckStudios]

DEADASS!!!! Like oh, I lose half my points if it’s a day late and yet you can sit on those test/assignment grades for months on end and don’t lose anything 🤔 hmmm

[@Integritys_Sum]

To whomever replied to this man; youtube doesn't show your comment

[@KiraJ-ru7ll]

Fr. Like, what if something happened???? In 6th grade, I heard someone tell their teacher they couldn't do it cos of basketball practice, and they didn't care.

[@Maskenblog]

0:57 fr but another scenario, my city got a warning that a ww2 BOMB was detected there and we needed to get away, the Police would come to clear up the bomb so i could not explode, our teacher was like: No we have to end the Math Class, then you can get out, at least the last lesson of the day.

[@notkingbeeboYT]

nah

[@thegamerboi8282]

Police had to come to school so he wouldn’t explode

[@Hell_LB]

yeah, we had a fire alarm but needed to sit the whole math lesson😔

[@IronPickMinecraft]

What’s your favourite time of day? Me: 7:99 am

[@TaygenXD]

0:28 relateble 🗿

[@Ryder35545]

Frfr

[@AnarBuyanzaya-Qp2]

I did not know that there is 100 minutes in a hour That one kid who lives next to school at 7:99AM

[@0xonomy]

yeah thats the joke

[@Murphy-nf3dq]

As a teacher, I can confirm this is true ( This happens all time ).

[@irakgarcia9900]

Can you teach me about math please?

[@tsts8631]

Me too

[@Geographical_EditZ12]

Cool

[@Antsu12gamer]

Cap no teacher play robloz

[@unnkrishnanka5923]

Pls don't kill us with insane math questions

[@samuelblack7314]

That insane dodgeball play was me in seventh grade. In that moment, I felt high and mighty, but I didn't let the ego get to my head.

[@kirillzakharov7336]

I had one of those moments Junior year, but in volleyball. Score was tied 25-25 at the end of class, but the teachers let us finish. I held off 4 Seniors, who were among the 10 or so absolute best in the entire school, alone, while the rest of the class watched, and many people were cheering me on, though there were just as many taunters, and finally, the ball dropped on their side of the court, winning the game for my team.

[@samuelblack7314]

Nice!@@kirillzakharov7336

[@Jaws75Lover]

Cool

[@MichaelandJason1981]

I tripped and got stepped on 💀

[@irenemorinico]

Girls when there’s a bug in the classroom: *run* Buys when there’s a bug in the classroom: *eat* Me when there’s a bug in the classroom: hi I’m your new mom

[@Fat_boi132]

2:39 that syncs well with the song

[@EpicGamer64646]

makes sense about literature teachers at 0:08 because in the meme it says "talks about literally nothing" they have literal in their name, so that kinda fits it [dont call me a nerd in replies please]

[@MrBreast-gc4zi]

nerd 😊

[@Duck_with_grapes55]

5:48 have never related more in my life

[@langolingo]

Fuck them COVID days dawg frs

[@cainan37]

8th grade is making me realize how good 7th grade was and 7th grade sucked.

[@100skulls]

​@@cainan37i liked 7th grade not the school but hanging out with friends

[@cainan37]

@@100skulls that was the only good thing about 7th grade

[@bendover-pp7tm]

@@cainan37every grade is so free and stressfree until grade 11 and 12 so enjoy it

[@JuanThaSilva]

1:43 I hear an unnecessary amount of screams in a cafeteria room one time. There was blood curdling screams coming from a lunch table before because of a single cockroach when I was in middle school.

[@Boowompland69]

They were probably 100% females.

[@That_1_Hufflepuff]

These are relatable AND hilarious. The Mr. Bean one 🤣👏

[@Chuxlol]

0:49 The sound wasn’t on yet I still heard him say it 💀

[@TheOnePieceIsReal12345]

lol fr

[@ooodigbybooglddy]

The teacher talking to my parents is the most realistic

[@scarletkaine]

This esculated very quickly.

[@Pleaf]

another banger from the one and only svel

[@SvelYT]

thank you pleaf

[@untitledgoose3708]

teachers explaining for the billionth time why your behavior wont fly next year

[@GioAlligatore]

0:14 litterally me

[@Bwsnip]

Same bro

[@hanayanah]

literally 😭

[@boredreindeer5602]

Band kids at my school have to preform “that” song…we all probably know

[@hujub41]

what song

[@JackCannon-w9w]

Hot cross buns?

[@boredreindeer5602]

Hint: it’s a Christmas song

[@hermosillotramita480]

@@boredreindeer5602 Bro please no

[@slycat128]

@@boredreindeer5602can you explain it

[@triciagenett3334]

I always get put with wannabe gangsters for my school projects, some kid called me presentation “a**”, even though he did absolutely nothing.

[@ThunderBamb]

0:55 nah bro these teachers be doin anything just to present a lesson 💀💀

[@Thegrimm52]

why do half of the commenters use a 😂 or a💀 as a period.

[@Boowompland69]

​@@Thegrimm52no they use It as a sign that something is funny.

[@karimonarrezkm]

I don't give a *beep*

[@BIackhole]

Ngl the soundtracks that you used in this this video were so good

[@Froggypants29]

Truly a masterpiece depicting the average school day. (plus fire music)

[@SpecialOpsDeclassified]

Thank you I needed this

[@Unknown.224]

It's monday: 🌚 But the Christmas party happened last friday: 🌝

[@SavDoesStuf-ve7iu]

As a girl If the bug is alive: Evacuate to another country If the bug is dead: nom

[@desaug]

the music brought me back to before school

[@HyjhahhwHwuahjwjuj]

3:49 bro fr I all ways try my hardest to not look at them😂

[@aaronjohnson918]

Who is here on monday?

[@superkstar5516]

Me lol😂

[@MiniCereals]

Me

[@Oofy3422]

Me

[@cri-rn5yr]

Me

[@shim64]

me 😈

[@delightlessnights468]

as someone who just finished grade 10 i can confirm this is all true

[@godofhyperdeath2016]

I'm still in 8th at this time and it's 1 month ago. HOW??

[@godofhyperdeath2016]

It's december

[@delightlessnights468]

@@godofhyperdeath2016 im australian

[@godofhyperdeath2016]

@@delightlessnights468 Oh. forgot about the different seasons on the hemispheres. my bad

[@TheRebelAllianceAreTerrorists]

@@delightlessnights468 you mean "year 10"

[@razor4046]

based content (i watch these while i have a english assingment due)

[@samsalo1084]

Literally same LOL

[@DylanPlays123]

As someone in school in year 9, near the end of school for summer. I absolutely love these vids

[@Halo_gen777]

As an old 6th grader. I usually never made fun of anyone. Everyone deserves a compliment

[@TheSillyGoofyGoobers]

the bug thing is the opposite in my school and the amount of times the guys in my class have gone from annoying to being too stunned about a bug to speak

[@BobbyLovesOranges]

0:13 ah yes. 7 hours and 99 minutes. How normal.

[@rave5603]

Finally, someone who also realised

[@GlaceonTheLolbit]

i wasn't going to say anything until someone else noticed it, so thank you lol

[@epic_utahraptor57]

I hope you guys know it's a joke. Of course you guys do

[@gabethebaeb_5881]

Me watching these as a grown ass adult, I surely don’t miss those days of school. I’m now a trucker and I feel more alive than I was in school. It gets better after school. It may be the opposite but it’ll be okay y’all. You got this. Stay in school and you’ll do good out there.

[@MoodyBluesRequiem80]

Thank you! I'm an uni student, can't wiat to finish studying and live my life!

[@I_want_my_custom_playbutton]

8th grader here, my mind reminds me of how I have 4 years of HC and 4 years of uni and I want to cry

[@Averagebasementman]

7:24 I’m proud to say this was me more than once in my life.

[@Thehistorybrod]

0:33 he not a criminal he just breaking bad fans

[@BoboticRobotic]

uhm ACTUALLY there is no “7:99” the highest can only be 7:59 ☝️🤓

[@The_flyster.editz07]

I understood what you are saying but its underrated comment ❤

[@matthewlee9342]

nerd moment

[@ThomasFan155]

GET OUT🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[@kuckkuckrotmg]

7:36 I was in highschool (graduated) and one of my classmates was having some difficult times, she was basically studying all day in order to get decent grades and graduate, now on finals she didnt graduate, and was forced to redo one test (math) and score about 1.5 points higher to graduate. Now i was retaking physics, just for fun, and once time was over she started crying, she f'ed up and eventually did not graduate. Now i was really wondering, was it that bad? I passed the initial math exam with a 9.5 with one of the highest n-terms (used to balance grades) of the past 10 years n-term was 2.1 and the exam committee strives to get it around 1.0. Previous years it was about 1.6 - 1.7 with an exception of 2.0 only once, so apparently initial test was hard. When i looked at the questions for the second test i thought they were really okay, not much different from what we practiced during normal tests, so surely you could not screw up some basic questions..... well guess what, she screwed up and is now forced to redo the year. Really sad, but happily no'one started crying during the first exam, would have been stressfull for the rest

[@bluemike1215]

1:15 I get nervous everytime they do that, like I did something wrong.

[@lionelvictori9663]

0:21 is literally just me.

[@DanielJames-z7i]

5:02 as a fourth grader,i can confirm that this is very true for every kid in fourth grade(including myself)

[@No_Sleepee]

I've been out of school for some time, and some of these memes awakened memories DEEP, I'm talking early 2000's memories. The more things change, the more they stay the same, huh?

[@spondev]

Just from the first one i know this guy is 100% accurate

[@JxstWaffle]

Istg they make the back to school ads so happy and colorful with cutouts of kids smiling like bro you think i wanna go back???

[@isaacharvey451]

My junior year English teacher went on the most semi-controlled mini-rants within 7 months than I've ever seen with all of my other teachers, from Kindergarten through 12th grade, combined. It was fun when class discussions went on so many tangents that the discussion went from being about curricula such as figurative language to being about some of the most existential crisis-inducing questions to ever exist. In all fairness, a concerning number of my past teachers have misspelled my name. Usually, it was "Issac" or "Isacc." As for why, it's beyond me.

[@someusernamehere]

As a fellow Isaac, this is the most real thing I've ever seen

[@verdesvlad2109]

The Boys when a bug in class terrified the sh!t out of me.

[@sonofniptwit]

5:13 by far the most goated game in every grade since

[@nikolaboskovski701]

2:48 bro the nostalgia this music got me📈📈📈📈📈

[@wentaoguan]

Just wondering, what is the name of the first song you used? I really like it.

[@crushsmash3261]

Bad piggies theme remix I believe

[@wentaoguan]

@@crushsmash3261 thanks

[@VirulentTyrant123]

2:09 is the realest principles thinking like they are cool

[@SICAM857]

As someone who got the video from 5.2k to 5.3k I am feeling immeasurably powerful

[@LiamAnimationBoi]

4:26 in the first grade there was a rule where you had to go to the door and put your hand up to go to the bathroom and one time me and 5 other people were just waiting during the lesson

[@John-eh8oe]

7:51Last year(7th grade)our teacher gave us a 16 page final.No one finished in two classes.

[@Anonymous_dumdum]

For us, we had spanish tests. Even Duolingo couldnt help. It was a miracle when a few people passed, except they all passed borderline

[@aur.31]

The most relatable one: That one homework related to essays where you have to write 500+ words about something and it's due in 30 minutes since you procrastinated

[@RAYDENBRYCETCO]

1:43 I thought that said The e girls and I was like wha-

[@Twistdwaffle13]

This was really funny and relatable 😂

[@TheRedEmperor_]

My good sir, would you be so kind as to inform me of the music that plays during this wonderful motion picture?

[@SvelYT]

The first song is bad piggies drip, after that loonboon drip done right, after that loonboon epic orchestra cover, finished with sea shanty drip(i think), my fair gentleman

[@TheRedEmperor_]

@@SvelYT Thank you Mister Svel, I greatly appreciate your help.

[@Lilicakez]

Watching this during winter break

[@Kyphise]

POV: A phone ring in ur class and ur called down to the guidence office..

[@ahmetyayger]

7:48 i actually like it when there is a second page because it gives me chance to get more points in an exam that i am already bad at.

[@EpikGamer_123]

2:19 the funniest thing is it’s always the drama teachers

[@hammachi2178]

bro the first one is so true because on friday my teacher in the middle of reading jekyll and hyde he just started talking about football and about some year 7 kid

[@harshitawasthi8742]

When there is only month left to vacation We just have a month to vacation

[@SphesihleGatite]

2:39 bro summoned the whole PvZ fandom

[@VeryBigFloppaCat]

1:04 bro really know what he's doing 😭

[@AnimeIsMeName]

I graduated this year

[@leofaegen]

THE FLASH ONE REALLY GOT ME😂😂😂

[@6am1ng4L1f3]

5:14 help this is so true

[@RohitKulan]

6:23 doesn't help that they're called 'juniors'

[@Jun.Guevaru]

Dude ty for this video, you made me not feel paranoid.

[@lambda1863]

I was quite lucky ive barely ever had any horrible teachers the worst i had was an english teacher who like when they talked about the thing i undertood it but like 5 minutes after class all the knowledge just vanished

[@mariatoledo7139]

7:47 "So, how was the exam? What did you think about it?" "As always, it was difficult, especially the questions on the back." "Wait, THE EXAM HAD-" _Dies from anxiety, he'd rather not live anymore than getting hit by the slippers_

[@ad1l2468]

Funny how the thumbnail says theres school tomorrow on the first day of the holiday

[@SvelYT]

y’all have a holiday 😭

[@ad1l2468]

Its a week yeah

[@spondev]

3:00 was the moment when the PE teacher gave out the awards of the soccer or football tournament- golden ball, glove and boot (Player of the tournament, best goalkeeper and the top scorer)

[@Napita_cherry]

the slander ever

[@twinkling_X_Poojita_]

The group chat and all the teachers memes were too real bro

[@Wealthnation999]

1:25 I'm dieing

[@DosaXD69]

6:09 nice one

[@NomeOfficial]

2:11 my principle head actually look like this💀

[@joezegers]

English teachers 5 minutes into a reading: “Let’s talk about this scene”

[@Jeffthebaconist]

Literally me😂💀 0:24

[@HuzaifahKhalid-g2g]

0:48 "when there is only one month of vacation left" Me with only one and a half months of total vacation days:😅

[@MrBreast-gc4zi]

Lucky boi i usually have 25-30 days never more than that.

[@Giyushino4lifeee]

1:47 as a girl i agree

[@Speedster428]

Us boyz arnt afraid of bugs

[@adroitfg]

@@Speedster428yes bois are immune to bugs

[@Speedster428]

@@adroitfg agreed

[@HankSmashes]

The art teacher one is so accurate bro, like every single one I've known is more enlightened than the Buddha.

[@pfffat]

Second meme is literally me, I live right across the street and half the time im late

[@henryshepard6754]

this video and the music is just great

[@SirMato]

i remember one kid literally put the batteries out of the chip door of our IT room cause he didnt want to have class, wasted half of our lesson doing nothing and the teacher being confused as hell

[@timeadobak-kiss4356]

2:46 Ok, that one was a genius.