James May makes the most disgusting sandwiches yet

[@hihiguy5716]

i always get happy when james says his original catch phrases like 'oh crikey, its the rozzers!'

[@0v0rd]

@hihiguy or "oh cock"

[@Luqman899]

"Man in Heaven."

[@arnoldmbuthia2687]

Too bad he can't say oh cock

[@makeit.primetime99]

LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAAN!

[@RedHeadForester]

@@a.vodkanerd5419In addition those phrases vary massively around the country. Even travelling 25 miles you can encounter totally different dialect. One of the things I love about being English!

[@fattypacquiao]

"My cat likes cat food." We're not worthy.

[@reaperoflostsouls4323]

My dog hates cat food but would love to eat your cat lol.

[@CrazyScotsmanKap]

*loves

[@fattypacquiao]

@@CrazyScotsmanKap yeah my mistake.

[@reaperoflostsouls4323]

@@CrazyScotsmanKap Think you need to read what i wrote again buddy.

[@samvrs]

Guy Retry beat my to it! 😂😂

[@jekylltraveler]

"mechanically recovered chicken" - gives me visions of James May chasing down free range chickens in his Ferrari.

[@PhilipCockram]

love it

[@Throku]

He'd still be too slow to catch any.

[@jamesanthony8438]

I guess the "mechanically separated chicken" means he hit it with the car and the bird blew up. =)

[@kingmichealthefirstofroman2278]

James in a rolls royce lover not ferrarir

[@mcgee9777]

You read my mind

[@bradman7281]

I got a MasterClass ad, foolish KZbin tried to impress me with the 2nd best chef in the world when I came to see the first

[@moemotors2570]

this actually made me chuckle!

[@darkySp]

"You disappoint me, Ramsay."

[@ThatGuy-ry2hs]

@@darkySp i was just about to write that

[@FLMKane]

Who was it? White, Ramsay or Keller?

[@THECHOSENO1NE]

Every masterpiece (James May aka Captain Slow) has its cheap copy (Gordon "chef" Ramsay) 😂😂😂

[@higofyp]

I grew up eating beef paste sandwiches and I was born in 1992. Living in the North really is like being in a time machine where we're permanently 20 years behind...

[@galenwolf]

1992 to 1997 at high school

[@azzlackguhnter5635]

East Germany is also 20 Years behind

[@pibblydog1]

I loved the sardine and tomato paste!

[@RK-zf1jm]

yup shell suits have just come in up there next year mobile phones

[@ademetal]

We had fish and beef paste sandwiches, we also used the free local paper as loo roll to save money, but things were still more pleasant than most internet comment sections.

[@panospylar]

My flatmate just asked me “what are you watching?” and i really don’t know how to answer.

[@timmason7430]

Just answer 'James May'.

[@joshbennett3768]

I don't know why I watched them, but I watched them for the full video... : (

[@vtecpreludevtec]

Panos she s a rozzer

[@Juuk-D]

Quickly minimize your browser and open up paint and just say you are just drawing

[@MasouShizuka]

Well he/she is probably too posh to understand this.

[@holyheretic3185]

James in Seamen "I signed up for a car show, not cookery." Me: suuuure

[@kimi22cm96]

Seth it is fun 😂😂😂😂😹😹😹

[@lumpyfishgravy]

Yes. You understand now?

[@FourOf92000]

well this time he did sign up for cookery so everyone's happy

[@DJ22292]

James: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers” Me: *instantly hits the like button*

[@BBoySnakeDogG]

Catching crims and locking them up

[@jacobb8531]

Me: *does the exact same thing*

[@DJ_Mooseknucks]

Oh cock.

[@Isaackariuki775]

@@BBoySnakeDogG .......in your community.

[@KnugenMooMoo]

Did the same lol

[@kitsune303]

"Crikey, it's the rozzers." Is that quotation from Hamlet?

[@ryderpaskevich857]

Yeah pretty sure

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

One in the same :D

[@thorne1239]

I think it's from the bible.

[@jimross5264]

Nah, it's from Euripides.

[@SoftBreadSoft]

It is a quote from Da'Rudé's 'Sandstorm'

[@irrsinnrainer]

"Don't be funny and substitude another completely different sandwich with something disgusting in it..." When you're on the road with Hammond and Clarkson for too long...

[@chilldeen4590]

exactly what I thinking 😂

[@knshobhin560]

Exactly they would have done that same . Clarkson - i didn't do anything the pastes are rubish.

[@caw25sha]

"999, which service do you require?" "Police please." "Metropolitan Police, how can I help you?" "There's a man here making a fish paste sandwich." "Don't worry, we'll send an Armed Response Unit right away."

[@solarprophet5439]

"Sorry, no units available. We're too busy arresting people for saying mean things on Twitter."

[@CaptainObvious]

oh no, not the rozzers!

[@stupidfunvids3748]

@@solarprophet5439 Ah, one of those lowkey racist "muh free speech" people still memeing from something that happened years ago

[@rassenkrieg9615]

@@stupidfunvids3748 So only racists are allowed to point out the suppression of free speech?

[@stupidfunvids3748]

@@rassenkrieg9615 free speech doesnt include hate speech, get over it

[@dinkaboutit4228]

This is the best argument against war I've ever seen! Just tell the children: "If you have a war, this is what you'll have to eat.... IF YOU WIN!!"

[@dgh25]

😂

[@Barfyman362.]

Why did they still have to eat this way thirty years after?

[@chastethompson1086]

So that's why the French always surrender.

[@dreamcrusher112]

Bob Jones nobody had any money

[@lookoutforchris]

@@Barfyman362. end of the empire followed by socialism.

[@gilliannattress3096]

God bless this man he is a british treasure

[@Howlrunner82]

"Clean the knife" could be the "beat the devil out of it" for a new generation

[@mseandimitriusk7636]

Nothing can ever be the new ‘beat the devil out of it’

[@blueTwl]

More like "plenty of it, flood the cowling" instead of "clean the knife"

[@clockwork9827]

this is knife skills for real situations

[@Steve-eb6eh]

After watching this series I have realised that James May was the real king of Top Gear

[@AmperahGaming]

He has always been the best! I still rejoice at the sight of a Dacia Sandero

[@NLookeeMusic]

I would actually like to see James compare all the “might” spreads. Marmite, vegemite, promite etc.

[@keelansquire]

Could see him doing Marmite vs Bovril

[@Habdabi]

@@keelansquire gotta include vegemite for the aussies

[@sonycans]

As a dinky-die Aussie who grew up with Vegemite sandwiches from the seventies and the eighties, while I accept the taste of Vegemite however for a couple of decades I have changed to Promite as its taste to me is richer and not as harsh on the palate. I know that in certain parts of Australia this action is considered as "high treason" so please don't flame me Aussie brothers and sisters.

[@falconpowerful2362]

sonycans, I shall inform the guild and we will have to discuss your membership. I’ve not tried the others, I just adjust the vegemite to margarine ratio depending on how I feel at the time ;-) .

[@Habdabi]

@@sonycans I'm telling SCOMO what you just said 🤦‍♂️😂

[@300DBenz]

May: My special cloth which cleans the knife.” *Police sirens* May: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers!” Rozzers: “Oy, you got a permit for that knife?!?”

[@billylauwda9178]

Knoife*

[@KingLich451]

cheez knoif

[@MrSlugny]

Outstanding....

[@CB-xr1eg]

No officer, I borrowed it from my friend Jeremy.

[@voornaam3191]

Yes, and? Nothing to add? Are you the Punch and Judy watching kid, screaming KNIFE! HE HAS A KNIFE! IT'S A DAGGER?! Are you the neighbour always calling the police without warning first? That nagging old neighbour? Is that you?

[@hyperionphoenix6106]

Ma boy James is back and poisoning himself again!!!

[@MausOfTheHouse]

"YO brothers, YO sisters, its james may in the hood"

[@cameronfleetwood8734]

Ade Aston man your speakers must be broke

[@billylauwda9178]

Hood? *KABLOEY!!!!*

[@KingLich451]

he actually enjoyed em

[@jojotheswede8444]

in a post-apocalyptic britain, james may is still making lurpak sandwiches as the world burns

[@grisharotov9735]

This MUST be a thing if the Fallout games ever goes to Britain!

[@jameswyse5590]

I well remember those Shippams pastes! In the 50's we would have them pretty much every day, at tea time. White bread, sliced and buttered by Mum, then choice of Shippams Meat Paste, Shippams Fish Past, Marmite, or jam!

[@vampirecat3403]

I'm so glad that James is Branching out on his own now, he's always been my favourite out of the original TG Trio I feel he's like an Uncle that teaches you things your parents don't want you to learn (like how crap food used to be when they were growing up) I really look forward to seeing him in Japan. Keep the sandwiches coming :)

[@somegoodfella]

"Plenty of it!" *Top Ten 70's Sandwich Making Quotes* "Oh crikey! It's the Rozzers!" *Top Ten Of The Most Famous Last Sentences Before Getting Arrested*

[@mydaisyflutters]

What was the saying he keeps using? "Flood the calling" flood the cailing?

[@somegoodfella]

@@mydaisyflutters I think it's "Flood the cowling!", followed by "Plenty of it!".

[@mydaisyflutters]

@@somegoodfella oh thank you!

[@somegoodfella]

@@mydaisyflutters Don't mention it.

[@Shane-Singleton]

*email notification* "James May Makes....." *clicks link*

[@somegoodfella]

@Dacia Sandero guys "Welcome back to the bunker kitchen, viewers. Today, we'll try water from the 70's!"

[@vtr0104]

@Dacia Sandero guys Oi, how's them Sanderos, fellas? :D Cheers from Romania!

[@paulchristopher6193]

I love sardine and tomato paste with sliced cucumber in a sandwich,

[@WhosAGoodDogue]

*SUPER SAVER RECYCLING TIP:* Keep the jars, rinse them out, and screw the lids to the underside of a wooden shelf in your workshop or shed. You can fill the jars with odds and sods and just screw it back onto the lid. My Fathers shed had about 20 'recycled' paste jars all screwed underneath a shelf that contained various screws and wee electrical bits n bobs. _(Is there any chance of pinning this reply for others to see? as it's very James May-ish by getting the most use out of an object)._ Many thanks. Best. Dawg.

[@CB-xr1eg]

Jam jars are better you get more in them.

[@pauljpachasajr2685]

My grandpa mounted his jar lids on plywood discs that he hung from the joists in his cellar workshop and he could rotate them until he found what he needed.

[@shadowxxe]

@@CB-xr1eg doesn't mean you can't use these though

[@CB-xr1eg]

@@shadowxxe True, and I didn't say you couldn't use these. Just that jam jars are better as they hold more.

[@owllymannstein7113]

My basement has a ton of them hanging on the ceiling. Put there by some long dead previous owner, their rusting contents to never be used. What then will their fate be? Thrown in the garbage by some future owner? Destroyed in a fire? Pilfered by a nomadic scrounger long after society has collapsed? The only significance they will ever have is demonstrating how pointless all of our actions are, how little they will mean to those who come after us, yet ultimately they are our only legacy, slowly decaying in meaningless obscurity.

[@djharmful]

It's the rozzers! Throwback to Top Gear we all loved

[@BetterCallSaul.]

“My cat loves cat food” - James May

[@therealnickroberts]

"...it'll actually taste quite nice......my cat LOVES cat food.." 😂😂

[@lupuscutis]

Once again I spent 15 mins watching tasteless sandwiches made. I love these.

[@jackmcgough9319]

"mechanically recovered chicken" - I can just imagine James chasing down the chicken with a car

[@connormatthews522]

Man your ability to make brilliant content from absolutely any old bollocks is on a different level haha

[@toma6068]

Is James just gonna keep doing these sandwich and mailbox videos for the rest of time? I can see him becoming the oldest living KZbinr one day

[@nitishisad5947]

He is actually, he appeared in motor magazine in 1977 in black leathers. It's a conspiracy theory, he was born in 1954

[@AgentTasmania]

He’ll outlive youtube at this rate

[@outkast3133]

Some say he is older than time its self and will live on even after time ends

[@SilverScarletSpider]

James May is gonna be 70 years old someday and still somehow be on the run from the rozzers. 1. Crab Paste 2. Chicken Paste 3. Beef Paste 4. Chicken and Ham Paste

[@alxuria]

Wot

[@georginacox3909]

Just bought some from Amazon.

[@neogeo1670]

He's 57

[@wetlettuce4768]

James May is going to be that old geezer who was in a police persuit on his mobility scooter.

[@FrontSideBus]

Never mind the 1970’s, I had paste or jam sandwiches for my packed lunch when I was at school in the early 1990’s lol.

[@Interknetz]

My parents had paste when I was in school around 2006. Kinda fancy some after this video.

[@quintupleaxel]

Me too! I vaguely remember them being quite nice but i have no idea what flavour they were..

[@jimtaylor294]

I still use it today. Handy & long shelf life breakfast item.

[@yung_andre]

The only reason why I watch this stuff is only because it's James may

[@MadCapMag]

Obviously 😂

[@justinhamilton8647]

I have literally downloaded every James May vid I could find as a stand-in for the podcast I’ve been begging for since 2016

[@markpetrov9476]

A lot of people watch these because of "Cheese ... And cheese."

[@AM-tz6sy]

If James May would open a restaurant and call it the 1970s struggle food I’d go there everyday 🤣

[@saltycycling]

4:55 I genuinely turned my head to the left thinking a cat got into my house!

[@wolf001cmd]

Same here!

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I love how James called it Princess, it's Princes my dear boy.

[@OGCrave]

Macho Fantastico It annoys me more than it probably should do when he does

[@delboytrotter8806]

Like the station.....princes risborough.......

[@voornaam3191]

@@delboytrotter8806 Yanks like like like you like likes. Like the station! No.

[@greenyblueish6138]

I kept saying Princes too lol

[@robertraft]

makes me want to punt him in the chuffer when he says that.

[@Psiberzerker]

I'm an industrial engineer, so whenever I read [Mechanically Separated Chicken] I automatically start to imagine the Chicken Separator Machine.

[@themeparkenthusiast169]

I nearly pissed myself at “CRIKEY ITS THE ROZZERS” 😂🤣🤣

[@WaffleShortage]

"im less enthusiastic than usual" lmao

[@jajos1001]

James is one of the most amazing man on the internet. I don't know why but he is able to make adult man happy for a minute in the rainy day.

[@CP-tm7be]

I sort of can't believe I'm watching James May eat paste sandwiches. I'm must have something wrong with me somehow.

[@lexwaldez]

Nothing wrong with you. It's just the timeline we're in, and I'm okay with that.

[@Kpiotr]

I really thought the first paste has the following inscription on the label: "Ingredients: haddock (really? yes, haddock!), crab meat...."

[@iwanplomp9966]

The last two touches of the bread shuffeling where completely uncalled for.

[@tusukltd3354]

When i was a kid in the 70's 80's we had sutherland salmon spread!!!

[@acehighjohn1759]

yuppie!

[@FordTransitvan]

Hoity toity

[@teresafinch7790]

You were posh!

[@bournemouthbill7764]

You rich kids!

[@Laz_Arus]

Aussies of my generation grew up with Pecks brand of pastes. I recall Devilled Ham was quite popular in our household, but I preferred the Anchovette👍Must be 30 years or more since I've had any. Think I'll put it on the shopping list and have a trip down memory lane 😀

[@caw25sha]

Tasmanian Devilled Ham? ☺

[@shanewright2772]

I've been a Peck's paste eater for 50 years. Made me the man I am today.

[@Alexander_l322]

Daily mail headline: 'Homeless man smears various jarred pastes on genitals'

[@crowvelle]

Chickens do really get the short end of the stick in this whole "life" deal.

[@jimtaylor294]

Only non-free range ones XD.

[@dionysiaex5538]

I think Lucy needs to become the official taste tester.

[@clockwork9827]

on pain of sacking for refusal ?

[@ExternalInputs]

@@clockwork9827Sacked for refusing to eat a dodgy meat spread sandwich would be an unfair dismissal case certain win.

[@Drifterz]

I genuinely look forward to all uploads on this channel

[@AgrippaKCsGunTime]

this is my favorite series ever. Food wasn't much different in the USA than what he had.

[@jenniferandrew3373]

True story.

[@willswheels283]

I remember the first my mum sent me on my first shopping trip on my own was for a jar of Shippams Salmon and Shrimp paste. Paste jars were often on my mums shopping list in the 80’s. Ahh the memories

[@thetruthwillout9094]

Salmon paste on toast was my fave snack when I was a kid in the early 80s.

[@Lobo-ih3bh]

This should be called “James May grows a beard”

[@caw25sha]

Or "James May can't be bothered to shave".

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

The beard makes him look older, kinda like when Richard grew a beard and actually started ageing

[@unknownstuntman78]

Just remembered one of my favourite things from childhood was toast toppers (Heinz maybe?) Ham and cheese was No1 closely followed by cheese flavour. Them were the days

[@lordschleife]

Discontinued now I think, but there's mushroom pate in a toothpaste tube you can buy that's similar to the mushroom toast topper

[@unknownstuntman78]

@@lordschleife nah hate mushrooms so I never was s fan. Ham and cheese for the win

[@peterdean8009]

Toast Toppers??? I remember they tasted good but looked like vomit.

[@unknownstuntman78]

@@peterdean8009 yeah that sounds about right lol

[@ScottyDnB]

You just unlocked a memory for me too! I used to love ham and cheese cold and thickly spread on toast.

[@Crentist848]

I love the crab paste. I buy that everytime I am at the British shops.

[@MYSTERON07]

I get mine from the chemist.

[@paladinsmith7050]

crab sticks are better, chop them up and mix them with mayo for a sandwich filler.

[@kyrioue3158]

'Vomiting in corner' - Lucy was the silent hand grenade that got me in the credits laughing

[@germanjesus]

You should make a show called “Would Richard Hammond eat it “ He’s like a fussy 2y/o Size too

[@yashveerjugnarain7187]

James proceeds to cook only seafood dishes

[@stitcha123]

You do realise the ‘Hammond is a fussy eater’ is part of the scripted persona? You don’t think that James may actually drives slowly do you.

[@Mr-Trox]

@@stitcha123 He is actually a little picky. He mentions in a video on Drive Tribe I think that he will only eat poached eggs if they're made to a specific specification that most restaurants cant reach on the first try and he keeps sending them back till they get it right.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Hammond's been in so many crashes, I believe feeding him paste will trigger his hospital food flashbacks.

[@harrypainter7472]

I doin't like cheese and I doin't like fish

[@williamg209two]

he said crikey its the rozzers! and he said you knoww

[@ritchsuk1840]

My Dad used to love making paste sandwiches/ my mum referred to them as “punishment sandwiches” I can’t stand the stuff ...

[@shadowxxe]

personally i love pate never tried fish pate only turkey liver and chicken but im willing to bet i'd like it alot

[@stevewoodhead]

I had these for my school packed lunch all through the 80s - was this child abuse ???

[@dolorismachina2]

Only if you didn't enjoy them.

[@jenniferandrew3373]

It was that, or whatever the cafeteria dreamed up. Pick your poison.

[@elguapo1690]

80s England was really a dystopia eh?

[@D4n1t0o]

I had them for my 90s/00s packed lunch and I loved them. Don't get what the issue is 😅 My fave was Princes Tuna.

[@jpaulc441]

I always got given "Ye old oak - ham" (in a can) on white bread with Stork margarine. So when I switched to school food, I was glad to eat such delights as turkey dinosaurs with smiley faced potatoes.

[@matterfly]

nearly a million people just watched james may taking a bite out of 4 different sandwiches

[@MrTree421]

I have to say the editting is really getting up there! Loved that Rozzers Moment!

[@LegendFromWoW]

I like how there’s an ad for Ramsey’s Master Class Cooking then it cuts to this lol

[@mandead]

James, can I blow your mind? It's Princes, not Princess.

[@martinnaylor]

Yes Princes,and the supermarket versions will be probably made in the same factory as the premium brands.

[@bulman07]

Beat me to it

[@ethangonzalez5205]

"Ham defeated by spam in ham vs spam" - James (The Spaniel) Daniel May

[@PestoPathogen69]

Spamiel

[@ethangonzalez5205]

@@PestoPathogen69 hahaha. That's it... It is spamiel from now on

[@ColinEnglish9999]

I had completely forgotten about sandwich pastes. Thanks for the reminder.

[@lexwaldez]

This makes American industrialized processed food look positively grandma. Respect.

[@wEiRdEr_aLiCe]

Everything this man does is gonna be awesome 😗✋🏻

[@EdinMike]

I haven't had a Paste sarnie since I was a kid and i'm kinda craving one now...

[@clockwork9827]

im going to look them up at the local British & Scottish foods shop in my city.

[@An_Economist_Plays]

I'm now starting to say "Plenty of it!" as I make sandwiches...

[@nixfriend796]

I feel very calm when I watch James may

[@davidhalliday7776]

Who remembers chicken and mushroom toastier (came in a tiny can)?

[@jellybull]

Toast toppers? Tiny tin, maybe its the same.

[@camillecali2]

In the 70’s i loved deviled ham. It was a paste that came in a can that was paper wrapped. The can was wrapped like a present. I tried it as an adult and it was gross to me but at school I loved it

[@missilemaster3]

3:34 you can thank me later

[@goomtoob8714]

Now everything makes sense about Captain slow, he's a "cat person"

[@jesswright9617]

You missed the delightful and absolutely vile sandwich spread

[@alrumuller9300]

Half an hour from midnight and I’m watching a pedantic old man guessing sandwich paste.

[@callumhardy5098]

Crikey! It’s the Rozzers!

[@dexraikkonen7]

unlike Richard Hamster, May can actually pull off a goatee.

[@CB-xr1eg]

Sounds quite painful.

[@sovietmachine528]

''My cat loves cat food'' -James

[@wezz69]

The quality department at dog food companies have to taste all varieties before being despatched

[@ruthbygrave4695]

I remember liking liver sausage as a spread when I was a child, but I can't find it in the shops now.

[@georgew59]

Look in the cat food aisle

[@kevinwestermann1001]

You can get it in pretty much every German supermarket. o:

[@borusa32]

Bloater paste-that was the stuff!

[@stratis722]

*c r i k e y i t ' s t h e r o z z e r s*

[@TeflonChannel]

Oh my god, the memories that came back when he said the rozzers 😂

[@simhthmss]

These 70s sandwiches are like the ones I had at school in the mid to late90s. I had chicken tikka paste, pork luncheon meat, corned beef etc on white bread with margerine. We had them with a bag of crisps, a chocko bar and juice from concentrate in a re usable bottle that came with the thundercats lunchbox.

[@Joker-2131]

mechanically recovered chicken, put that on your menu James.

[@SilverScarletSpider]

So James May preferred 1 Crab 2 Chicken 3 Beef 4 Chicken and Ham

[@neilbrideau8520]

Americans be like why do they come in single serving jars?

[@nationalist818]

No as a American, WTF is paste? I thought its glue.

[@TheJohnboyhunter]

@@nationalist818 I don't know wtf paste is and I was born in 70s and have lived my entire life in the UK.

[@RVRgeek]

@@nationalist818 I thought paste paste as well

[@bmxb4586]

@Neil Brideau I dropped you a couple of days ago and now I can't find you. Come out mate picks are getting expensive

[@Herkan97]

@@nationalist818 When you see toothpaste you see toothglue?

[@OutOfNamesToChoose]

Can we have Oz Clarke as a guest for a wine tasting?

[@Jaymac720]

I’m pretty sure that dog bark was put in in post but it sounded so real because it accounted for the echo in the bug-out-bunker

[@GypsyHunter232UK]

I still buy these today..my favourite is beef paste a whole jar on 2 pieces of toast..beautiful

[@jwebb4750]

No one: May: lets make Exotic spicy Asian food of the 90s

[@aar3604]

Jack Webb * 70's

[@geznicks]

@@aar3604 he said 90s

[@aitchpea6011]

Beef paste sandwiches were my favourite in the 70s. We buttered both bits of bread because we were extravagant, well, for a council estate family we were.

[@caw25sha]

Ere, them people next door, right up themselves they are. Put bu'er on both bits o' bread.

[@katierandall9191]

I didn't realise some people only buttered one piece until I started watching these!

[@stuartduncan2772]

My mum used to make sandwiches with these pastes when I was a kid in the 70's. This was before we had mammy pamby pate which costs ten times as much

[@billyhendrix5544]

James May, you kept me happy when nothing else could!

[@fngsoap1023]

I play these videos on storming days/nights and on 4th of July fireworks celebrations to calm my dogs.