"mechanically recovered chicken" - gives me visions of James May chasing down free range chickens in his Ferrari.
@PhilipCockram5 жыл бұрын
love it
@Throku5 жыл бұрын
He'd still be too slow to catch any.
@jamesanthony84384 жыл бұрын
I guess the "mechanically separated chicken" means he hit it with the car and the bird blew up. =)
@kingmichealthefirstofroman22784 жыл бұрын
James in a rolls royce lover not ferrarir
@mcgee97774 жыл бұрын
You read my mind
@hihiguy57165 жыл бұрын
i always get happy when james says his original catch phrases like 'oh crikey, its the rozzers!'
@0v0rd5 жыл бұрын
@hihiguy or "oh cock"
@Luqman8995 жыл бұрын
"Man in Heaven."
@arnoldmbuthia26875 жыл бұрын
Too bad he can't say oh cock
@makeit.nice11115 жыл бұрын
LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED MAAN!
@RedHeadForester5 жыл бұрын
@@a.vodkanerd5419In addition those phrases vary massively around the country. Even travelling 25 miles you can encounter totally different dialect. One of the things I love about being English!
@fattypacquiao5 жыл бұрын
"My cat likes cat food." We're not worthy.
@reaperoflostsouls43235 жыл бұрын
My dog hates cat food but would love to eat your cat lol.
@CrazyScotsmanKap5 жыл бұрын
*loves
@fattypacquiao5 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyScotsmanKap yeah my mistake.
@reaperoflostsouls43235 жыл бұрын
@@CrazyScotsmanKap Think you need to read what i wrote again buddy.
@samvrs5 жыл бұрын
Guy Retry beat my to it! 😂😂
@bradman72814 жыл бұрын
I got a MasterClass ad, foolish KZbin tried to impress me with the 2nd best chef in the world when I came to see the first
@moemotors25703 жыл бұрын
this actually made me chuckle!
@darkySp3 жыл бұрын
"You disappoint me, Ramsay."
@ThatGuy-ry2hs3 жыл бұрын
@@darkySp i was just about to write that
@FLMKane3 жыл бұрын
Who was it? White, Ramsay or Keller?
@THECHOSENO1NE6 ай бұрын
Every masterpiece (James May aka Captain Slow) has its cheap copy (Gordon "chef" Ramsay) 😂😂😂
@kitsune3034 жыл бұрын
"Crikey, it's the rozzers." Is that quotation from Hamlet?
@ryderpaskevich8574 жыл бұрын
Yeah pretty sure
@Taylor_Wolfe1153 жыл бұрын
One in the same :D
@thorne12393 жыл бұрын
I think it's from the bible.
@jimross52643 жыл бұрын
Nah, it's from Euripides.
@SoftBreadSoft3 жыл бұрын
It is a quote from Da'Rudé's 'Sandstorm'
@panospylar5 жыл бұрын
My flatmate just asked me “what are you watching?” and i really don’t know how to answer.
@timmason74305 жыл бұрын
Just answer 'James May'.
@joshbennett37685 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I watched them, but I watched them for the full video... : (
@vtecpreludevtec5 жыл бұрын
Panos she s a rozzer
@Juuk-D4 жыл бұрын
Quickly minimize your browser and open up paint and just say you are just drawing
@MasouShizuka4 жыл бұрын
Well he/she is probably too posh to understand this.
@holyheretic31855 жыл бұрын
James in Seamen "I signed up for a car show, not cookery." Me: suuuure
@kimi22cm965 жыл бұрын
Seth it is fun 😂😂😂😂😹😹😹
@lumpyfishgravy4 жыл бұрын
Yes. You understand now?
@FourOf920002 жыл бұрын
well this time he did sign up for cookery so everyone's happy
@DJ222925 жыл бұрын
James: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers” Me: *instantly hits the like button*
@BBoySnakeDogG5 жыл бұрын
Catching crims and locking them up
@jacobb85315 жыл бұрын
Me: *does the exact same thing*
@DJ_Mooseknucks5 жыл бұрын
Oh cock.
@Isaackariuki7755 жыл бұрын
@@BBoySnakeDogG .......in your community.
@KnugenMooMoo4 жыл бұрын
Did the same lol
@irrsinnrainer5 жыл бұрын
"Don't be funny and substitude another completely different sandwich with something disgusting in it..." When you're on the road with Hammond and Clarkson for too long...
@chilldeen45903 жыл бұрын
exactly what I thinking 😂
@knshobhin5602 жыл бұрын
Exactly they would have done that same . Clarkson - i didn't do anything the pastes are rubish.
@higofyp4 жыл бұрын
I grew up eating beef paste sandwiches and I was born in 1992. Living in the North really is like being in a time machine where we're permanently 20 years behind...
@galenwolf3 жыл бұрын
1992 to 1997 at high school
@azzlackguhnter56353 жыл бұрын
East Germany is also 20 Years behind
@pibblydog13 жыл бұрын
I loved the sardine and tomato paste!
@RK-zf1jm3 жыл бұрын
yup shell suits have just come in up there next year mobile phones
@ademetal3 жыл бұрын
We had fish and beef paste sandwiches, we also used the free local paper as loo roll to save money, but things were still more pleasant than most internet comment sections.
@NLookeeMusic5 жыл бұрын
I would actually like to see James compare all the “might” spreads. Marmite, vegemite, promite etc.
@keelanraymond5 жыл бұрын
Could see him doing Marmite vs Bovril
@Habdabi5 жыл бұрын
@@keelanraymond gotta include vegemite for the aussies
@sonycans5 жыл бұрын
As a dinky-die Aussie who grew up with Vegemite sandwiches from the seventies and the eighties, while I accept the taste of Vegemite however for a couple of decades I have changed to Promite as its taste to me is richer and not as harsh on the palate. I know that in certain parts of Australia this action is considered as "high treason" so please don't flame me Aussie brothers and sisters.
@falconpowerful23625 жыл бұрын
sonycans, I shall inform the guild and we will have to discuss your membership. I’ve not tried the others, I just adjust the vegemite to margarine ratio depending on how I feel at the time ;-) .
@Habdabi5 жыл бұрын
@@sonycans I'm telling SCOMO what you just said 🤦♂️😂
@gilliannattress30965 жыл бұрын
God bless this man he is a british treasure
@dinkaboutit42285 жыл бұрын
This is the best argument against war I've ever seen! Just tell the children: "If you have a war, this is what you'll have to eat.... IF YOU WIN!!"
@dgh254 жыл бұрын
😂
@Barfyman362.4 жыл бұрын
Why did they still have to eat this way thirty years after?
@chastethompson10864 жыл бұрын
So that's why the French always surrender.
@dreamcrusher1124 жыл бұрын
Bob Jones nobody had any money
@lookoutforchris4 жыл бұрын
@@Barfyman362. end of the empire followed by socialism.
@Howlrunner824 жыл бұрын
"Clean the knife" could be the "beat the devil out of it" for a new generation
@mseandimitriusk76363 жыл бұрын
Nothing can ever be the new ‘beat the devil out of it’
@blueTwl3 жыл бұрын
More like "plenty of it, flood the cowling" instead of "clean the knife"
@clockwork98273 жыл бұрын
this is knife skills for real situations
@Steve-eb6eh5 жыл бұрын
After watching this series I have realised that James May was the real king of Top Gear
@AmperahGaming3 жыл бұрын
He has always been the best! I still rejoice at the sight of a Dacia Sandero
@befo1968Ай бұрын
Clarkson's Farm. Have you seen it? Real television, top Top Gear!
@caw25sha5 жыл бұрын
"999, which service do you require?" "Police please." "Metropolitan Police, how can I help you?" "There's a man here making a fish paste sandwich." "Don't worry, we'll send an Armed Response Unit right away."
@RedneckSith5 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, no units available. We're too busy arresting people for saying mean things on Twitter."
@CaptainObvious5 жыл бұрын
oh no, not the rozzers!
@stupidfunvids37485 жыл бұрын
@@RedneckSith Ah, one of those lowkey racist "muh free speech" people still memeing from something that happened years ago
@rassenkrieg96155 жыл бұрын
@@stupidfunvids3748 So only racists are allowed to point out the suppression of free speech?
@stupidfunvids37485 жыл бұрын
@@rassenkrieg9615 free speech doesnt include hate speech, get over it
@300DBenz5 жыл бұрын
May: My special cloth which cleans the knife.” *Police sirens* May: “Crikey, it’s the rozzers!” Rozzers: “Oy, you got a permit for that knife?!?”
@billylauwda91785 жыл бұрын
Knoife*
@KingLich4515 жыл бұрын
cheez knoif
@MrSlugny5 жыл бұрын
Outstanding....
@CB-xr1eg4 жыл бұрын
No officer, I borrowed it from my friend Jeremy.
@voornaam31914 жыл бұрын
Yes, and? Nothing to add? Are you the Punch and Judy watching kid, screaming KNIFE! HE HAS A KNIFE! IT'S A DAGGER?! Are you the neighbour always calling the police without warning first? That nagging old neighbour? Is that you?
@vampirecat34035 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad that James is Branching out on his own now, he's always been my favourite out of the original TG Trio I feel he's like an Uncle that teaches you things your parents don't want you to learn (like how crap food used to be when they were growing up) I really look forward to seeing him in Japan. Keep the sandwiches coming :)
@jojotheswede84444 жыл бұрын
in a post-apocalyptic britain, james may is still making lurpak sandwiches as the world burns
@grisharotov97353 жыл бұрын
This MUST be a thing if the Fallout games ever goes to Britain!
@jameswyse55904 жыл бұрын
I well remember those Shippams pastes! In the 50's we would have them pretty much every day, at tea time. White bread, sliced and buttered by Mum, then choice of Shippams Meat Paste, Shippams Fish Past, Marmite, or jam!
@somegoodfella5 жыл бұрын
"Plenty of it!" *Top Ten 70's Sandwich Making Quotes* "Oh crikey! It's the Rozzers!" *Top Ten Of The Most Famous Last Sentences Before Getting Arrested*
@mydaisyflutters4 жыл бұрын
What was the saying he keeps using? "Flood the calling" flood the cailing?
@somegoodfella4 жыл бұрын
@@mydaisyflutters I think it's "Flood the cowling!", followed by "Plenty of it!".
@mydaisyflutters4 жыл бұрын
@@somegoodfella oh thank you!
@somegoodfella4 жыл бұрын
@@mydaisyflutters Don't mention it.
@hyperionphoenix61065 жыл бұрын
Ma boy James is back and poisoning himself again!!!
@MausOfTheHouse5 жыл бұрын
"YO brothers, YO sisters, its james may in the hood"
@cameronfleetwood87345 жыл бұрын
Ade Aston man your speakers must be broke
@billylauwda91785 жыл бұрын
Hood? *KABLOEY!!!!*
@KingLich4515 жыл бұрын
he actually enjoyed em
@lupuscutis4 жыл бұрын
Once again I spent 15 mins watching tasteless sandwiches made. I love these.
Man your ability to make brilliant content from absolutely any old bollocks is on a different level haha
@Shane-Singleton5 жыл бұрын
*email notification* "James May Makes....." *clicks link*
@somegoodfella5 жыл бұрын
@Dacia Sandero guys "Welcome back to the bunker kitchen, viewers. Today, we'll try water from the 70's!"
@vtr01044 жыл бұрын
@Dacia Sandero guys Oi, how's them Sanderos, fellas? :D Cheers from Romania!
@BetterCallSaul.5 жыл бұрын
“My cat loves cat food” - James May
@jackmcgough93194 жыл бұрын
"mechanically recovered chicken" - I can just imagine James chasing down the chicken with a car
@WhosAGoodDogue5 жыл бұрын
*SUPER SAVER RECYCLING TIP:* Keep the jars, rinse them out, and screw the lids to the underside of a wooden shelf in your workshop or shed. You can fill the jars with odds and sods and just screw it back onto the lid. My Fathers shed had about 20 'recycled' paste jars all screwed underneath a shelf that contained various screws and wee electrical bits n bobs. _(Is there any chance of pinning this reply for others to see? as it's very James May-ish by getting the most use out of an object)._ Many thanks. Best. Dawg.
@CB-xr1eg4 жыл бұрын
Jam jars are better you get more in them.
@pauljpachasajr26854 жыл бұрын
My grandpa mounted his jar lids on plywood discs that he hung from the joists in his cellar workshop and he could rotate them until he found what he needed.
@shadowxxe4 жыл бұрын
@@CB-xr1eg doesn't mean you can't use these though
@CB-xr1eg4 жыл бұрын
@@shadowxxe True, and I didn't say you couldn't use these. Just that jam jars are better as they hold more.
@owllymannstein71134 жыл бұрын
My basement has a ton of them hanging on the ceiling. Put there by some long dead previous owner, their rusting contents to never be used. What then will their fate be? Thrown in the garbage by some future owner? Destroyed in a fire? Pilfered by a nomadic scrounger long after society has collapsed? The only significance they will ever have is demonstrating how pointless all of our actions are, how little they will mean to those who come after us, yet ultimately they are our only legacy, slowly decaying in meaningless obscurity.
@jajos10015 жыл бұрын
James is one of the most amazing man on the internet. I don't know why but he is able to make adult man happy for a minute in the rainy day.
@djharmful5 жыл бұрын
It's the rozzers! Throwback to Top Gear we all loved
@AM-tz6sy5 жыл бұрын
If James May would open a restaurant and call it the 1970s struggle food I’d go there everyday 🤣
@Macho_Fantastico5 жыл бұрын
I love how James called it Princess, it's Princes my dear boy.
@OGCrave5 жыл бұрын
Macho Fantastico It annoys me more than it probably should do when he does
@delboytrotter88065 жыл бұрын
Like the station.....princes risborough.......
@voornaam31914 жыл бұрын
@@delboytrotter8806 Yanks like like like you like likes. Like the station! No.
@greenyblueish61384 жыл бұрын
I kept saying Princes too lol
@robertraft4 жыл бұрын
makes me want to punt him in the chuffer when he says that.
@yung_andre4 жыл бұрын
The only reason why I watch this stuff is only because it's James may
@MadCapMag4 жыл бұрын
Obviously 😂
@justinhamilton86474 жыл бұрын
I have literally downloaded every James May vid I could find as a stand-in for the podcast I’ve been begging for since 2016
@markpetrov94763 жыл бұрын
A lot of people watch these because of "Cheese ... And cheese."
@FrontSideBus4 жыл бұрын
Never mind the 1970’s, I had paste or jam sandwiches for my packed lunch when I was at school in the early 1990’s lol.
@Interknetz4 жыл бұрын
My parents had paste when I was in school around 2006. Kinda fancy some after this video.
@DeathSpiral7774 жыл бұрын
Me too! I vaguely remember them being quite nice but i have no idea what flavour they were..
@jimtaylor2944 жыл бұрын
I still use it today. Handy & long shelf life breakfast item.
@WaffleShortage5 жыл бұрын
"im less enthusiastic than usual" lmao
@shanewright27725 жыл бұрын
I've been a Peck's paste eater for 50 years. Made me the man I am today.
@toma60685 жыл бұрын
Is James just gonna keep doing these sandwich and mailbox videos for the rest of time? I can see him becoming the oldest living KZbinr one day
@nitishisad59475 жыл бұрын
He is actually, he appeared in motor magazine in 1977 in black leathers. It's a conspiracy theory, he was born in 1954
@AgentTasmania5 жыл бұрын
He’ll outlive youtube at this rate
@outkast31335 жыл бұрын
Some say he is older than time its self and will live on even after time ends
@themeparkenthusiast1694 жыл бұрын
I nearly pissed myself at “CRIKEY ITS THE ROZZERS” 😂🤣🤣
@CP-tm7be5 жыл бұрын
I sort of can't believe I'm watching James May eat paste sandwiches. I'm must have something wrong with me somehow.
@lexwaldez2 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with you. It's just the timeline we're in, and I'm okay with that.
@SilverScarletSpider5 жыл бұрын
James May is gonna be 70 years old someday and still somehow be on the run from the rozzers. 1. Crab Paste 2. Chicken Paste 3. Beef Paste 4. Chicken and Ham Paste
@alxuria5 жыл бұрын
Wot
@georginacox39095 жыл бұрын
Just bought some from Amazon.
@neogeo16705 жыл бұрын
He's 57
@wetlettuce47685 жыл бұрын
James May is going to be that old geezer who was in a police persuit on his mobility scooter.
@saltycycling5 жыл бұрын
4:55 I genuinely turned my head to the left thinking a cat got into my house!
@wolf001cmd5 жыл бұрын
Same here!
5 жыл бұрын
sadly no :(
@Laz_Arus5 жыл бұрын
Aussies of my generation grew up with Pecks brand of pastes. I recall Devilled Ham was quite popular in our household, but I preferred the Anchovette👍Must be 30 years or more since I've had any. Think I'll put it on the shopping list and have a trip down memory lane 😀
@caw25sha5 жыл бұрын
Tasmanian Devilled Ham? ☺
@sarahmcewan1795 жыл бұрын
1 of my faves, the crab paste!, yum if your looking for a quick snack
@Psiberzerker4 жыл бұрын
I'm an industrial engineer, so whenever I read [Mechanically Separated Chicken] I automatically start to imagine the Chicken Separator Machine.
@unknownstuntman785 жыл бұрын
Just remembered one of my favourite things from childhood was toast toppers (Heinz maybe?) Ham and cheese was No1 closely followed by cheese flavour. Them were the days
@lordschleife5 жыл бұрын
Discontinued now I think, but there's mushroom pate in a toothpaste tube you can buy that's similar to the mushroom toast topper
@unknownstuntman785 жыл бұрын
@@lordschleife nah hate mushrooms so I never was s fan. Ham and cheese for the win
@peterdean80095 жыл бұрын
Toast Toppers??? I remember they tasted good but looked like vomit.
@unknownstuntman785 жыл бұрын
@@peterdean8009 yeah that sounds about right lol
@MANGO-SAXON2 жыл бұрын
You just unlocked a memory for me too! I used to love ham and cheese cold and thickly spread on toast.
@tusukltd33545 жыл бұрын
When i was a kid in the 70's 80's we had sutherland salmon spread!!!
@acehighjohn17595 жыл бұрын
yuppie!
@FordTransitvan5 жыл бұрын
Hoity toity
@teresafinch77905 жыл бұрын
You were posh!
@bournemouthbill77645 жыл бұрын
You rich kids!
@Lobo-ih3bh5 жыл бұрын
This should be called “James May grows a beard”
@caw25sha5 жыл бұрын
Or "James May can't be bothered to shave".
@idkwhattoputhere46954 жыл бұрын
The beard makes him look older, kinda like when Richard grew a beard and actually started ageing
@germanjesus5 жыл бұрын
You should make a show called “Would Richard Hammond eat it “ He’s like a fussy 2y/o Size too
@yashveerjugnarain71875 жыл бұрын
James proceeds to cook only seafood dishes
@stitcha1234 жыл бұрын
You do realise the ‘Hammond is a fussy eater’ is part of the scripted persona? You don’t think that James may actually drives slowly do you.
@Mr-Trox4 жыл бұрын
@@stitcha123 He is actually a little picky. He mentions in a video on Drive Tribe I think that he will only eat poached eggs if they're made to a specific specification that most restaurants cant reach on the first try and he keeps sending them back till they get it right.
@JeanMarceaux4 жыл бұрын
Hammond's been in so many crashes, I believe feeding him paste will trigger his hospital food flashbacks.
@harrypainter74724 жыл бұрын
I doin't like cheese and I doin't like fish
@thetruthwillout90944 жыл бұрын
Salmon paste on toast was my fave snack when I was a kid in the early 80s.
@AgrippaKCsGunTime5 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite series ever. Food wasn't much different in the USA than what he had.
@jenniferandrew33734 жыл бұрын
True story.
@Kpiotr5 жыл бұрын
I really thought the first paste has the following inscription on the label: "Ingredients: haddock (really? yes, haddock!), crab meat...."
@Drifterz5 жыл бұрын
I genuinely look forward to all uploads on this channel
@billyhendrix55444 жыл бұрын
James May, you kept me happy when nothing else could!
@willswheels2834 жыл бұрын
I remember the first my mum sent me on my first shopping trip on my own was for a jar of Shippams Salmon and Shrimp paste. Paste jars were often on my mums shopping list in the 80’s. Ahh the memories
@Crentist8485 жыл бұрын
I love the crab paste. I buy that everytime I am at the British shops.
@MYSTERON075 жыл бұрын
I get mine from the chemist.
@paladinsmith70505 жыл бұрын
crab sticks are better, chop them up and mix them with mayo for a sandwich filler.
@ritchsuk18405 жыл бұрын
My Dad used to love making paste sandwiches/ my mum referred to them as “punishment sandwiches” I can’t stand the stuff ...
@shadowxxe4 жыл бұрын
personally i love pate never tried fish pate only turkey liver and chicken but im willing to bet i'd like it alot
@dionysiaex55385 жыл бұрын
I think Lucy needs to become the official taste tester.
@clockwork98273 жыл бұрын
on pain of sacking for refusal ?
@ExternalInputs3 жыл бұрын
@@clockwork9827Sacked for refusing to eat a dodgy meat spread sandwich would be an unfair dismissal case certain win.
@kyrioue31582 жыл бұрын
'Vomiting in corner' - Lucy was the silent hand grenade that got me in the credits laughing
@darrenbarnes69044 жыл бұрын
If you are looking for it, here it is: 2:27 (Lurpak spreadable butter, invented in 19 O'one)
@wEiRdEr_aLiCe5 жыл бұрын
Everything this man does is gonna be awesome 😗✋🏻
@Alexander_l3225 жыл бұрын
Daily mail headline: 'Homeless man smears various jarred pastes on genitals'
@stevewoodhead5 жыл бұрын
I had these for my school packed lunch all through the 80s - was this child abuse ???
@dolorismachina25 жыл бұрын
Only if you didn't enjoy them.
@jenniferandrew33734 жыл бұрын
It was that, or whatever the cafeteria dreamed up. Pick your poison.
@elguapo16904 жыл бұрын
80s England was really a dystopia eh?
@D4n1t0o4 жыл бұрын
I had them for my 90s/00s packed lunch and I loved them. Don't get what the issue is 😅 My fave was Princes Tuna.
@jc441-i3q4 жыл бұрын
I always got given "Ye old oak - ham" (in a can) on white bread with Stork margarine. So when I switched to school food, I was glad to eat such delights as turkey dinosaurs with smiley faced potatoes.
@ryanmodra94204 жыл бұрын
I fucken love it. I love the dont forget our social plugs etc at the end and james just so cavalier "oh yes would it be lovely if you liked and subscribed"😂😂😂
@paulchristopher61934 жыл бұрын
I love sardine and tomato paste with sliced cucumber in a sandwich,
@EdinMike5 жыл бұрын
I haven't had a Paste sarnie since I was a kid and i'm kinda craving one now...
@clockwork98273 жыл бұрын
im going to look them up at the local British & Scottish foods shop in my city.
@goomtoob87145 жыл бұрын
Now everything makes sense about Captain slow, he's a "cat person"
@camillecali24 жыл бұрын
In the 70’s i loved deviled ham. It was a paste that came in a can that was paper wrapped. The can was wrapped like a present. I tried it as an adult and it was gross to me but at school I loved it
@elbwil45042 жыл бұрын
Was born in 2000, and even I grew up eating paste sandwiches. Absolutely loved them. Still do, to be quite honest. My go to university cheap dinner.
@markemmett123 жыл бұрын
I love Crab Spread! Only can find it in Morrison’s these days. Where did you find Shippams, All the shops around me only seem to do “own” brand!
@williamg209two5 жыл бұрын
he said crikey its the rozzers! and he said you knoww
@crowvelle4 жыл бұрын
Chickens do really get the short end of the stick in this whole "life" deal.
@jimtaylor2944 жыл бұрын
Only non-free range ones XD.
@LegendFromWoW5 жыл бұрын
I like how there’s an ad for Ramsey’s Master Class Cooking then it cuts to this lol
@TherealMrRanger4 жыл бұрын
Best video to help you fall asleep with may almost all ways boars me with is dullness
@letsgoballistic3 жыл бұрын
The orange thingy in the corner there is quite foreshadowing
@OvenBakedCookie5 жыл бұрын
5:30 "My cat loves cat food" of course! xD I love this show!
@ethangonzalez52055 жыл бұрын
"Ham defeated by spam in ham vs spam" - James (The Spaniel) Daniel May
@PestoPathogen695 жыл бұрын
Spamiel
@ethangonzalez52055 жыл бұрын
@@PestoPathogen69 hahaha. That's it... It is spamiel from now on
@An_Economist_Plays5 жыл бұрын
I'm now starting to say "Plenty of it!" as I make sandwiches...
@laurahodgson65315 жыл бұрын
So nostalgic for my 80s childhood. Next week when I have to eat it I may regret binge watching these videos while hungry doing an online grocery shop. Spam and crab paste sandwiches next week with salad cream on everything. Mmm
@iwanplomp99664 жыл бұрын
The last two touches of the bread shuffeling where completely uncalled for.
@dexraikkonen75 жыл бұрын
unlike Richard Hamster, May can actually pull off a goatee.
@CB-xr1eg4 жыл бұрын
Sounds quite painful.
@callumhardy50985 жыл бұрын
Crikey! It’s the Rozzers!
@sovietmachine5284 жыл бұрын
''My cat loves cat food'' -James
@qz28785 жыл бұрын
The cat meowing halfway through scared the shit out of me😂😂
@ellenthorne82222 жыл бұрын
I like James, Jezza and Richard, JM is the sensible one, JC for his ideas that don't always work and RH for his boyish enthusiasm. Each is brilliant in their unique ways. Keep the sarnies coming, of the paste my favourite is the crab.
@stuartduncan27724 жыл бұрын
My mum used to make sandwiches with these pastes when I was a kid in the 70's. This was before we had mammy pamby pate which costs ten times as much
@TeflonChannel5 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the memories that came back when he said the rozzers 😂
@OutOfNamesToChoose5 жыл бұрын
Can we have Oz Clarke as a guest for a wine tasting?
@the_konando4 жыл бұрын
James begrudingly reading out the call to actions reminds me of when the BBC asked Paxman to add the weather forecast at the end of Newsnight 😅
@viktorhegyi32494 жыл бұрын
The biggest reason i subbed to this channel because i like James's style even tho im not a Top gear fan and i love making and eating sandwiches. Make it quality building it slow and steady. Maybe even put it in the microwave like 1 min
@hellohellohello68475 жыл бұрын
James I do hope you getting 80% of all profits from tribe... as the other two are never around!
@antwango5 жыл бұрын
may was always my fave of top gear, he should lose the 2 hangers on and pretenders.... if it werent for jezza may would still be doing top gear and hammond would probably be a real crash test dummy.... may is the most interesting out of the 3
@shaunsmith-milne62575 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@outkast31335 жыл бұрын
@@antwango you carnt blame Clarkson for may not being on top gear any more as it was only Clarkson that was fired, may and hammond both chose to leave on their own free will because they knew that top gear would not be the same without him they decided that it would be best for then to end on a high note together rather than losing one of them and having the show drag out to the point where it become some thing that its not, sadly the bbc are money hungery dick heads and chose to keep the show going any ways and now look at it, Also leaving topgear created so many new opportunitys and opend so many doors for them to do what ever they wanted i mean for the whole duration of topgear did any of us ever think we would one day be sitting here watching may on youtube reviewing random food items or unboxing peoples mail to give away? Im happy that he left top gear and moved on to other things when shit hit the fan instead of sticking with the bbc for another 5 years as the show slowly dies and he becomes a washed up Celeb on eastenders or in a fake jungle full of annoying fake people with fake tans and fake tits eating slugs on some shitty fake "reality" tv show to stay relavent
@OnboardG14 жыл бұрын
Man, speaking of paste, I really miss toast toppers. I’m in lockdown and I could really go for a cheese and ham toast topper.
@DomPatek3 жыл бұрын
What's the point of putting spread on top of another spread, i.e. Lurpak?
@AleK04513 жыл бұрын
you butter the bread so it's not as dry
@lustfulauricthirst31113 жыл бұрын
whats the point of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
@paulmoore3943 жыл бұрын
It's because the bread needs to be topped off with Lurpak spreadable butter, invented in 1903.
@RedPaladin423 жыл бұрын
@@paulmoore394 1901, actually
@runswithcows4645 жыл бұрын
Back in the day when parents wouldn't complain if their child came back from a school trip with a broken arm, we went on school trips. However, at my school anyone found with paste based sandwiches would be considered far too posh and most likely get a compass shivving. Happy days.
@v8mooowder3545 жыл бұрын
This is brilliant, was only discussing paste sandwiches with my wife the other day! Paste sandwiches continued into the 80's.
@shaunirvine76614 жыл бұрын
I still remember having Ham Paste sandwiches in the 90s 😂
@borusa325 жыл бұрын
Bloater paste-that was the stuff!
@neilbrideau85205 жыл бұрын
Americans be like why do they come in single serving jars?
@nationalist8185 жыл бұрын
No as a American, WTF is paste? I thought its glue.
@TheJohnboyhunter5 жыл бұрын
@@nationalist818 I don't know wtf paste is and I was born in 70s and have lived my entire life in the UK.
@RVRgeek5 жыл бұрын
@@nationalist818 I thought paste paste as well
@bmxb45864 жыл бұрын
@Neil Brideau I dropped you a couple of days ago and now I can't find you. Come out mate picks are getting expensive
@Herkan974 жыл бұрын
@@nationalist818 When you see toothpaste you see toothglue?
@onetreebridge3 жыл бұрын
As an American child of the 70s I find it fascinating what my British brothers were eating at the time. I distinctly remember lots of peanut butter and jelly, tuna "salad", bologna, and cheese sandwiches in my lunchbox at school.
@GypsyHunter232UK2 жыл бұрын
I still buy these today..my favourite is beef paste a whole jar on 2 pieces of toast..beautiful