Hermitcraft Recap Season 7 - week One

[@SloyXP]

Thanks for watching, gang! This one took a whole of three days to put together because of some trouble downloading videos and having to edit with full episodes instead of clips like we usually do. We're sorting out exactly what went wrong, so by the next week everything should be on time!

[@chungo.]

commented before pinned gang

[@waka1881]

Без проблем, Злой! Спасибо вам с Пиксельрифом за качественную работу

[@Blazuchan]

Thanks for you hard work zloy!

[@emon2689]

Even the Sidemen were delayed.... Conspiracy?

[@ciq0939]

so many hermits this season, good work.

[@mappy20yearsago]

Zedaph vs cubfan Cub: efficiency is key Zed: inefficiency is key

[@Asiago9]

Zedaph vs Docm77 and cubfan135 Doc/Cub: efficiency is key Zed: inefficiency is key

[@echobear1585]

Efficiency is clever laziness

[@bruhmoment1835]

@@Samer-lx5sz GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!

[@anxbis4718]

@@echobear1585 Siege?

[@echobear1585]

Nice how did you know!

[@TokoWH]

Kind of sad that they glossed over the fact that the main reason Mumbo had to pass off a chicken as a parrot is because Grian went on a parrot murder spree while trying to find Mumbo's base.

[@Pixlriffs]

Parrots just respawn though, it's a jungle biome

[@kayleemagoffin9573]

Mumbo didn't REALLY try to find a parrot. I mean, Iskall tamed one in front of Mumbo as they went to visit Mumbo's "parrot." so......

[@steviemaster]

Pesky birds! *proceeds to cut off the heads of several parrots*

[@Lumberjack_king]

Mumbo just lazy

[@defensivekobra3873]

I mean he did try at least....

[@Zedaph]

[@elisakuperus]

You guys are doing great!

[@LiliannsGachaChannel]

Don't let Tango drink your milk

[@the_wombat_goat3368]

Zed it isn't love as much as teasing over tango having your cows milk, but I didn't see that before seeing recap, so I'll forget that it ever happened. Also, I think that having pixelriffs on the server could be good for season 8. Do you have any people who might be joining soon?

[@Halfcertified]

What's with tango drinking your milk....?

[@cianmoran824]

I think Tango likes your milk

[@Gragore]

Spectator Mode: The secret Hermit everyone is friends with this season.

[@alukardio6991]

Every single season*

[@bryson445]

iskall used an alt for spectator mode

[@foonigy]

A lot of hermits have spectators

[@voidlooksback]

Last time I was this early the Mumbo was still a spy for the G-Team.

[@Redddragon]

Molebo Gumbo*

[@regarded9702]

Holy shit I’ve just realised how long ago that was ... where did my life go?

[@KandiKlover]

Bananas! Bananas! Bananas!

[@mappy20yearsago]

@@regarded9702 ikr

[@j-man3267]

Does anyone remember the Hermit Gang rap?

[@igotthis6654]

The PG Hermitcraft Server: Murder, Drugs and Gambling.

[@Flock_of_sheep]

I Got This don’t forget the ‘Bone zone’ lmao

[@longemen3000]

And zed's milk

[@iconifer]

You forgot Mumbo's cul----Hermit Challenges.

[@mompickmeupimscared2080]

And, who could forget, inflation. (and also bees)

[@Rodrigo-br8qe]

And human trafficking

[@EdricChang]

Mumbo: A creeper blew up my balls! Tango: I drank Zed’s milk!

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

and then Keralis' gambling addiction

[@Cahoony]

*balls* 🙈

[@sardine_man]

bruuuuuh

[@moondust2365]

Zedaph: *says the thing* My mind: "It's both a Yaoi, and a quote-unquote 'Breast'milk fetish." XD

[@maxalaintwo3578]

This season just gets sus-er and sus-er

[@shadophaxx2401]

This week on hermitcraft... i think I'm gonna die actually 10/10 intro

[@happystate6693]

Let's do it

[@dafphtthedislikeupdater7836]

Y e a h l e t' s t r y i t.

[@robinsonbright2671]

_LETS TRY IT!_

[@krishacz]

I hope the name "Commoonity shopping district" catches on

[@impazie]

Coom-unity heh

[@GiantProcrastiNation]

Cow-moo-nity would be better

[@Zer0ji]

I prefer "cowmooshial district" 19:05

[@ThreeEy]

com'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'nity

[@Speed001]

19:05 The Commoocial District!

[@TheTermofService]

"I think I'll die Let's try it!"

[@baphalopod]

me_irl

[@simple7708]

Missed opportunity on "This week on Hobbitcraft"

[@supermysterious66]

There is always next week.

[@voidchampion6865]

this week, on ahem, copyrighted, ahem, craft!

[@unitds27-delta]

It'd be just Grian and Mumbo

[@infernolord2741]

I CAN'T UN-SEE THE CHEESEBURGER VILLAGERS NOW!!!

[@itsvhere4327]

Me 2

[@v_crosby194]

@@itsvhere4327 Me 3

[@IkeVoodoo]

me 4

[@ΚΩΣΤΑΣΛΕΠΤΟΚΑΡΙΔΗΣ]

Me 5

[@megahornet]

The style that Etho's building with is Von Sway.

[@septimustache6359]

Very Von Sway indeed

[@ramstriker303]

Glad to see the return of Von Sway.

[@Schwertleite26]

Von Sway Indeed

[@kaku6455]

Von Sway is back

[@anxez]

It's kinda von sway but trashier. And I'm here for it.

[@derptomistic]

*Grian looks at parrots* "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!" pesky bird...

[@Dragonsrcool12]

Geez, it’s been 1 week and Demise has kinda already started again...

[@hollw9474]

CoolDerp25 well it never really took off and no one even cares about it lol

[@peacechan4500]

10:00 the moment is capture in zedaph livestream. With an even better retort by keralis Tango: zedaph I need your milk Keralis: whoa keep it pg guys

[@darkstone2583]

At the beginning of each season I start my own world and try to keep up with the hermits then they do all of this

[@calebgerhard7313]

Same I get to the nether then basically give up

[@pastaslut]

Darkstone 158 rip u 💀

[@darkstone2583]

@Shtick 72 yeah I just definitely dont have the time to keep up

[@ljjebi]

@@darkstone2583 yeah I mean most of them do this fulltime, don't be too discouraged by their progress. Keep working on your world.

[@twoarrow9134]

“the path of the armor stand is a dangerous one.” It’s also pretty fun, though.

[@kingblazer4072]

Waverick [rhymes with maverick] lol

[@WackoMcGoose]

...Wow. I literally had no idea this much goes on on the server, considering I mainly just watch Mumbo and Grian. Great work on the recaps!

[@arandomuser9459]

WackoMcGoose Yeah I only watch Mumbo and Grian but I’ve started to watch a couple of the others.

[@pennylol4597]

Same!!

[@itsjustjoel28]

KitsWorld yeah started watching grian and mumbo last season and this season I’ve started watching scar, iskall and false

[@nitishscholz9562]

Me too

[@ChippedMunk]

All of s6 I only watched Grian because he was the only Hermit I knew, but now I keep up with both him and Mumbo, and occasionally Iskall because they are pretty much a Hermitcraft Trio.

[@michaelwalsh6276]

How to upset Etho and Iskall simultaneously: fill in the corners of your nether portal with diorite.

[@murzkatze]

At the end the jungle will be middle earth with a wizard in moria, two hobbits, a swedisch meatball in lothlorien and stress XD

[@BentleyS6336]

S...swedisch?

[@helios3d114]

It slready is

[@kylegaddison709]

And a full-fledged cult!

[@gferrol118]

Season 7 in a nutshell: welcome to the jungle!

[@vetjr289]

But the "fun and games" speakeasy is in the mountains.

[@raggy5328]

@@khe2576 r/itswooooshwith4os

[@pokestav9300]

@@khe2576 shut up please

[@pokestav9300]

@@raggy5328 please shut up

[@rudrasingh6354]

@@pokestav9300 why don't you shut up instead

[@MegeGabe_Personal]

The Beginning of this episode is such a out of context moment

[@georgesamuelson4003]

That's the point

[@MegeGabe_Personal]

@@georgesamuelson4003 R/woooosh

[@specmoment3592]

@@MegeGabe_Personal HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH OMG YOU WOOOSHED SOMEONE! YOU HAVE MADE THE BIG FUNNY😢😋🦓💙👌🤨🌰💙🌰🤝🌰🌰😫😋😋😉😮😆☺️😗☺️😗🙂🤔😜😏😜🤐😓😜😏😕😴😜😝😌😝😌😝😝😴😝😏🦌🐴🦓🐴🐴🐫🐷🐃🍅🍆🍅🥦🍆🍅🍎🧧🎎🏆🎗🥈🧧🏈🏅🏅🧧🏉🏀🏉🏅🎟🧧🥉🎲🎮🃏🎿🏟🏜🏡🏜🏜🏟🏤🎪🎡🌉🌉🚆🌇🎠🎪🚞🚜🚥

[@rachelthesheep]

@@specmoment3592 lmao

[@cryan4734]

@@specmoment3592 k.

[@Delicious_Crystal]

“To break up the solitude hypno does a bit of kidnapping” - hermitcraft recap 2020

[@telendar2949]

That and selling villagers. I hope mainstream media will never heard of that side of Minecraft ever x)

[@Speed001]

@@telendar2949 and then Keralis' gambling addiction .

[@iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310]

I can predict at this rate there will be another civil war about ten episodes later between grian and bumbo baggins

[@viditpandey9101]

And DocM and BDubs

[@nukclear2741]

Not anymore. Maybe Grian and scar.

[@ahebeshere5842]

BUMBO and his good friend CACTONI baggins

[@dimitris_official]

The Hobbit War

[@voidchampion6865]

no, ISKALLMAN vs annoying Hermit Challenges! guy

[@isramubashar5080]

Vintage beef has decided to become a llama farmer STAY CALMER WHEN YOU WANT TO HARM A LLAMA CALL A LLAMA FARMER.

[@jimthehedgehog9487]

Childhood in a nutshell

[@isramubashar5080]

@@jimthehedgehog9487 :))))

[@isramubashar5080]

@Alicja Lotocka :D

[@isramubashar5080]

Hi! I'm an incan priest I sacrifice llamas to the sun god *Hi! I'm an incan emperor, I'm about to go to a battle and was hoping you'd do a sacrifice.* There goes 1000 llamas... STAY CALMER WHEN YOU WANT TO HARM A LLAMA CALL A LLAMA FARMER. Going through so many sacrifices means I soon run out so I need to call a Llama Farmer. STAY CALMER WHEN YOU WANT TO HARM A LLAMA CALL A LLAMA FARMER. *Let's get married, honey!* Oh no, an emperor's wedding! There goes another couple of thousand llamas... STAY CALMER WHEN YOU WANT TO HARM A LLAMA CALL A LLAMA FARMER. ---Shut up! Note: I've kind of forgot some of it so its not 100% correct.

[@globnob]

Ah yes, memories

[@Dennogra]

I respect you guys so much for putting this MASSIVE recap together. I'm not even close to having watched all of week 1's videos. Great work!

[@onesuperset810]

Doc: builds goat Mojang: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!!

[@v_crosby194]

Good one, I need to do more of those.

[@itssideslash5025]

Last time I was this early Grian was still a Hippie

[@jahanitahani]

Started watching hermitcraft when grian was a guinea pig

[@KandiKlover]

@@jahanitahani a Grianie Pig

[@BiltmoreGhost]

Last time I was early, Grian was still on Evo

[@sandisirritating4594]

Last time i was this early, grian was on Arkus

[@maxalaintwo3578]

Last time I was this late Rendog was a hippie

[@decinarxna3247]

As a non professional minecrafter, nothing makes me feel less accomplished than watching hermitcraft Edit: OMG, so many likes! Ty all, you beautiful people!

[@PandaP-]

DeciNarx N/A You should watch scicraft

[@cheeseham9503]

@@PandaP- That server hurts my brain. They are gods or something.

[@andrenz8365]

Laughts at 2b2t server

[@pastaslut]

DeciNarx N/A OK THIS WAS THE MOST ACCURATE COMMENT I HAVE READ IN A WHILE

[@zaimwaqar2788]

@@cheeseham9503 Even better, they're Germans

[@danielschneider9358]

Instantly clicked without thinking about it or even realizing it. One second I was playing minecraft, the next I was watching this video!

[@Otzkar]

you smoke to much weed! it fucks with your short time memory. trust me I would know

[@redicendia1355]

Oskar Evans what the hell?

[@danielschneider9358]

@@redicendia1355 Thanks for summing up my thoughts on this one! And thanks for the tip oskar, but I don´t smoke weed - my short term memory is just useless on it´s own...

[@brahm739]

Wtf is this conveys

[@MarioLuigiPlushBrosMLPB]

19:48 Grian eats at half a hunger bar gone, scar is starving

[@BenBerke]

Tango:I get some Zen's milk Also Tango after 0.001 second later:*INSTANT REGRET*

[@HermitFanimations_old_account]

Thanks so much for making the recaps, it’s so hard to catch up with everything without you guys!

[@LiliannsGachaChannel]

:0?

[@WolfShadowmancer]

"A long-expected parting." This is the quality content I subscribed for.

[@theinventor2866]

At this rate, it's gonna be HobbitCraft soon.

[@korurikodakumi3683]

God, I forgot how long these videos could last when the entire active whitelist is pumping out content to be recapped. Quite a bit of back and forth and covering the same content a few times over, but that's to be expected given the sheer number of things going on.

[@PredictedCyborg]

Wait, Mumbo is part of ANOTHER cult? Or is it the same cult? ... I guess we wait to see whether the dragon heads make a return.

[@greatazuredragon]

What is this? Grian is actually an episode ahead of the recap instead of one episode late?! Inconceivable! XD

[@brianmurphy1749]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[@Nasif_tg]

Gambling: exists Keralis: it's free real estate Edit: got 1 k likes so I'll also add this Me: it's free likes

[@pirategaming3690]

Nah, you need to switch it. It’s Keralis: exists Gambling: It’s free real estate

[@niklasmaier2664]

its expensive real estate*

[@KandiKlover]

Plz plz plz Run v2

[@dranrebm1564]

Wait until he discovers the Bone zone

[@Fyreflier]

if we learned just one thing from S6 it's that you can make _bank_ from Keralis by running a casino

[@cristalclearmear]

" In what we can only assume as a *CULT.* " Best Hermitcraft Recap Line Ever

[@Gellingben]

When you are so early the notification isn't there yet

[@bun_nybaby]

Heyy me too xo

[@lopsidedhead]

What an iconic week. The start of Hermit Challenges, 12 Bamboo, the diamond throne... so much stuff!

[@stealthlock6634]

1:15 A phrase I will now use regularly

[@xeiny9901]

A waste of good mental health?

[@stealthlock6634]

Xeiny Exactly

[@ReplayStation]

Can we talk about how annoying that flying grass block above Doc's Goat mountain is?

[@questwalkerko]

Tango: Builds iron farm Tango's Iron Farm: "Who are you?" Mumbo Iron Farm: "I am you, but better"

[@qocket]

Man, rewatching this get me so nostalgic. RIP TFC.

[@judyli9779]

Season looking good. Thanks for the recaps!

[@AmayaMaka]

I'm well impressed. I've never seen a Hermitcraft Recap before (Only just started watching hermitcraft this season) and I have only watched a *few* of the hermits so far, but I think the recap was great in reminding me of parts I loved of the people I've watched and also piqued my interest in what the others are doing. So. Well done on this vid!!

[@klein648]

Was on the channel one hour ago moaning for the new recap. HERE IT IS

[@kyandroalt.7233]

Me 2

[@levi_athon9648]

Hermitcraft starts Grian: *Pranks his neighbor*

[@brickheadstudios8372]

25:28 R.I.P. Etho's base, lol

[@limboprime5926]

Brickhead Studios it’s called von sway and its an art form

[@brickheadstudios8372]

@@limboprime5926 I never said that his base was bad, I think the idea is actually pretty interesting, but I thought the joke was funny though

[@nickwilson3499]

Brickhead Studios don’t call VON FREAKING SWAY “interesting” IT IS UNMATCHED AND ETHO IS A GENIUS

[@brickheadstudios8372]

Okay

[@kayeyeo9656]

Nick Wilson bruh why you so agitated, calm down man

[@eternalmiasma5586]

The speed at which the hermits get stuff done is frankly insane

[@jonathanshaw3250]

Last time I was this early (insert popular reference here)

[@aurusei]

Deez nuts

[@andrewpenn1145]

Last time you were this early, people didn't make this joke.

[@zavodila6421]

season just ended and im watching for the nostalgia... the feels man.. the feels

[@catgirltreats]

Mumbo and Grian living in hills call that hobbitcraft Iskall paying for land call that permitcraft

[@grimla7883]

mumbos chicken parrot reminds me of the time i read a book about someone who had a bird they named something rat. they were very insistent on the fact that she was not a bird and was in fact a rat.

[@racool911]

Best part is Iskall literally found a parrot on the way to Mumbo admitting he couldn’t find one

[@Pixlriffs]

And Mumbo mentioned in his own episode that he saw a parrot in his footage while editing the video But let's be real, this was funnier

[@xXGraylyResurectedXx]

Absolute madmen, you guys work so hard and insanely quickly! Thanks for doing this, with Dead Week starting I don’t have time to watch all the Hermits so it’s really nice to get a recap of what everyone I don’t see is up to!

[@ab-zb8wr]

“And heading out to the ‘co-moo-cial’ district” 😂

[@taranbaze1448]

21:34 "It's a long expected parting" is the best joke/reference of the video.

[@cogitoergoludo]

Etho's base is gonna look glorious, I believe XD just needs some upscaling

[@Cr0wM0ther]

Ren: *dies in demise* Ren next season: GAME OF LIFE!!

[@mdansbyjr]

My favorite sentence: "This week, on Hermitcraft ..."

[@alexlee4806]

I came here to remember the beginning of season 7. I cant believe its ending already

[@ejradventures3752]

“I think I’ll die actually. Let’s try it!” -Bdubs 2020

[@hofblitzz]

Bdubs: I thinks a’ll die Also bdub: LeTs TrY iT

[@karolinamuth3680]

"Hermit challenges" in Mumbo's voice cracked me up more than it had any right to xD

[@jvostudio]

Gotta appreciate how much collab we having this season

[@kiwisarepeople3370]

19:20 isn’t it so crazy to think that the whole reason there’s a great mayoral race is because of iskall proposing that plots cost diamonds?

[@Mjkhh]

“Play poker with your soul” D’Arby?

[@Roma_Romanee-Conti]

I smell JoJo everywhere!

[@cool-acee]

JOJO STARDUST CRUSADERS

[@tombselective2808]

I so need this recap way to many hermits love it

[@majorathetemmie415]

What do you mean "got a chicken and renamed it to a parrot" ? Pretty sure it's just a big parrot.

[@joehales6153]

Yeah it's a strong independent parrot who don't need no shoulder.

[@BiltmoreGhost]

I really really wish Iskall, after asking if the "parrot" could sit on mubos shoulder, that he would have said, if I kill it, what will the meat say? Will it say raw parrot or raw chicken?

[@erinkarp6317]

Hard to believe it's only been a week... geeze they're all posting so often

[@Speed001]

Just remove the last two words.

[@HistoryUnwound]

The "Smashing Tune" is from Final Fantasy

[@plsdontdoxme2644]

“Hypno does a bit of *KIDNAPPING* “

[@MerkDolf]

More work in the real world, and the start of a season, Thank you very much Hermitcraft Recap.

[@Fish_nuggets23]

*Someone dies* Ren: We are not yet dead

[@BiltmoreGhost]

The both of you worked very hard this week for us getting this recap set up, Thank you! 😁👍

[@felipeuseche332]

"This is a good time to remember that the last time iJevin financed Doc project it started a civil war" 😳

[@jakubedwardschiffauermedraj]

Wow! Very good quality content! I love the way you make your videos and find that the recap thing is a great idea! I am slightly surprised that Grian’s enormous tunnel linking up his and Mumbo’s base was not included in this video. But otherwise, great stuff. Keep it coming!

[@gferrol118]

12:51 as someone who lost all her stuff in lava because of a panda, that is satisfying to watch

[@dasffs]

That sounds brutal :(

[@gferrol118]

@@dasffs yeah... To make it even worse, it was one of the rare brown ones that got me killed :P

[@MattijnPlayz]

Etho bringing Von Sway to the hermitcraft server is one of the best things to happen!

[@martinjones6206]

Grian after pranking someone: Prankered

[@Zyl_Libblel]

I will watch this entire channel

[@Fierce_BBun33]

4:02 is this a pun? "A huge bone-us(bonus)". I swear, I'm losing brain cells.

[@momby557]

Everyone talks about Mumbo AFK and Dragon Bros... But nobody requests "we have a villager"

[@kylpyvene]

Poor Recap team. So many videos But I am glad this is a thing. I just dont have the energy to watch all the episodes so its good to stay on top of whats going on

[@NotTheWheel]

Curse you with that cheeseburger reference! CURSE YOU!

[@24herron]

"i think i'll die, let's try it!" *felt that on a high level*

[@Plutoniumcontrolrod]

The random roasts of etho’s base were an unexpected surprise

[@tychobotter]

Correction: "bumbo BIG bagings"

[@krezi2999]

That little stab at etho at very end had me dead 😂😂 >.>

[@powersmp8524]

I’d love if pixelrift and Zloy would join hermitcraft

[@dylanedge8662]

Zloy plays on bedrock

[@jehangirbatiwala6614]

Actually, them not being hermits allow them to speak freely about whatever they want

[@Shotty_Gunny]

maybe some guest episodes

[@cheeselord8153]

Zloy is perfectly happy on Truly bedrock right now with silent

[@pints4me]

Pixleriffs has said he doesn’t want to when he streams on his survival series

[@mywatchinghermitcraftaccou4951]

If anybody has been looking for one, I have playlists of every hermitcraft episode posted during a hermitcraft recap week (Saturday through Friday)

[@legendofFranktheTank]

"Do you have any villagers to sell?" Hmmmmm

[@golitsyn]

Love these recaps. Always wanted to stay up to date in Hermitcraft, but I never had the time

[@01loganmc10]

"Bad Omen removed. I went over and got some of Zed's milk." -TangoTek, 2020. 😏

[@LiliannsGachaChannel]

[Confused screaming]

[@TheActualMrLink]

16:26 Joe Hills, you are absolutely insane.

[@MezephelesArt]

Yep, that's the Joe Hills Difference!