Hermitcraft Recap Season 7 - week #7

[@docm77]

It all started when Beef touched my Dolphin.....

[@aarizaryan6195]

That dolphin aint doing good with you either, jk

[@tmtm_8884]

*Darn it beef.*

[@jeffthecameraman5551]

War is coming

[@mujtaba4291]

Hi

[@adamantlyadam8848]

HermitCraft: End Game

[@thedragon8989]

Can I just take a minute to compliment the recap's videos? There's never any errors, the voiceover cuts are so crisp, the names in the bottom are a nice touch, and the music matches and blends perfectly. Every hermit is mentioned and reviewed, the jokes and puns are funny, and every video is just so professional (well, as professional as possible when you're editing Minecraft videos) I appreciate you guys' hard work with these videos!

[@VasiliyOgniov]

Everyone except TinfoilChef who is now recovering from amputation and already uploaded some vlogs on his channel. But after all its a still good job, guys

[@thedragon8989]

@@VasiliyOgniov yeah but recap 'Takes a look at what went on in the hermitcraft server this week' and personal vlogs don't really fit into that, and they gave an update on him last week so they covered all the stuff they usually do

[@praalgraf]

seconded!

[@madydoll213]

This comment deserves more attention and love

[@IridescentTwilight]

Honestly, I'm just so darn impressed by how they managed to shove a week's worth of Hermitcraft jokes in one video so elegantly. They have my respect!

[@phongtranthanh7141]

Cleo: *Doesn't call Grian and Scar weird names* Me: Impossible

[@LeaksHater]

Who is this Grian guy?

[@rz6162]

all i know is cod chap

[@jesseanimatess]

rz actually it’s cod boi

[@axola6110]

Who’s that? I don’t know who this “Grian” is

[@pumpkinemperor7966]

i knoe only about grain

[@mdowling9303]

Hermitcraft Recap is the only reason I know what day of the week it is

[@scout6563]

citylight Same 😂😂

[@AidanBwastaken]

Exactly I thought it was Tuesday

[@AidanBwastaken]

Just for the record I live in the uk

[@spideyspinn]

What is the day

[@sofiah.r5534]

Same It’s Tuesday

[@youhateitwhenispeakthetrut5075]

Grian: I'm never going to win the head games Also Grian: SLAY EVERYTHING TO WIN

[@maxastro]

I love how Grian went from "I'm 500 points behind I don't think I could ever win so I'm just gonna do my best" to *literally winning with a 3000 point lead.*

[@winnipeginstinct]

grian: doesnt believe in magic and is complaining about being 500 points behind also grian: 3000 point lead in head game and is unhappy whenever he doesnt have spare magic fruit from scar

[@hammergames04]

Winnipeg Instinct he did say he knows it isn’t magic but I don’t know why he keeps it up maybe to stay on scars good side

[@RepublicOfIraq]

Who is grian you mean grain?

[@agelessorca]

@@RepublicOfIraq "They called me bread!"

[@Batcow-1138]

this mean that Grian is ABOUT to upload a video

[@nigelg4554]

yay

[@zinq9380]

F*** yeah

[@kr8gz]

we've already been waiting for about a week

[@Luvsolidarity]

at this point we know his upload schedule lol

[@koneeeeeeeee]

Yay

[@mr.floofles3100]

I would not be surprised if stress builds a huge statue of herself in her brain.

[@Rain69.420]

XD noice man

[@missingno9]

We love to see it

[@greekterr0ru-i13]

That would be gOrREouS

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

I hope you left that in a comment, because I love that idea, and she needs to see it

[@griffinshorts785]

Lol That would be almost a perfect representation of narcissism. The only thing in your brain is a giant statue of yourself.

[@alanmc9834]

This means that everyone is gonna upload in about 5 mins

[@Gackus]

Alan Mc yes it will lol

[@AidanBwastaken]

HA HA HA 🤣🤣🤣

[@yair10201]

Yup😂

[@spideyspinn]

Yep

[@Gackus]

I hope too, I’m bored 😐

[@freddykingofturtles]

"Gorgeous Hermit!" *Happy Keralis Noises*

[@erinkarp6317]

I love the Star Wars prequels quotes! Cleo: "Not just the men, but the women and children too" Recap (later): "A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one"

[@poltec8386]

u mean cleo?

[@IridescentTwilight]

I... Think you mean Cleo bud.

[@frettchen1498]

They also killed the younglings

[@ants4fun930]

I think it’s cleo

[@erinkarp6317]

@@ants4fun930 Oh whoops

[@Moon_Jam08]

I was just disappointed that Grian never said "use your anger!" (towards the meanie bears maybe), that would have been awesome

[@quickpik4121]

Darn meanie bears!

[@gnarlybricks6301]

It’s Grain

[@LucyWest370]

Darn karma bears!

[@jacobrickard7690]

XD

[@IngvarMar]

Gnarly Bricks no, it’s Grayon

[@endorite]

"It's my pointless!" -Keralis 2020 (I will always watch Keralis's "pointless" builds, cause he has Amay-zing time lapses)

[@profparadox9871]

Dont forget the jazz tunes

[@ojhadeep7366]

And the best intro

[@Keren256]

and the best video editing skills

[@oversteamed]

Ehrling (the jazz dude) + Keralis' builds are the best timelapses.

[@Schneeregen_]

"...And they became the Boomers..." Quest Added *VOLARE!*

[@xxorubyoxx9005]

Portoling the nuclear winter makes me wish for a Mojave desert

[@slogyourgrogyouoldseadog]

"we won't go quietly, the legion can count on that."

[@mikaelhemlingberg3695]

This week on hermitcraft: Half of the hermits use much TNT.

[@parkinglothellodarkguy3354]

Basically the hermits are vikings: -crush mountains -level forests -tame seas

[@Shavaaa]

So, the newspaper is putting Hermitcraft recap outta buisness?

[@isramubashar5080]

Pfffff nah... we still love hermitcraft recap, and we're not charged a diamond block to see it

[@hamsandwich7496]

Wait you didn't have to pay?

[@johnathonlee7053]

Ham Sandwich nope, you just gotta be sneaky. Can’t reveal the secrets but it’s kinda crazy 👀

[@burcopresents]

Bruh do u rly think newspapers can put something out of business???

[@Shavaaa]

@@burcopresents im joking here man lmao

[@radiationpony8449]

16:00 "unless grian can live in a wall" flashback to Evo server where grian built a hidden home in a wall...?

[@Ze_Boss07]

You Legend

[@myrtje_5780]

Totally!!!

[@HomelessCrusader]

This aged really well

[@hyperkawaiidino]

Me:Operation Fire Lightning will be awesome Operation Fire Lightning: JuSt MuRdEr ViLlAgErS

[@patchworkfellow]

Hyper Kawaii Dino what’s not awesome about that??? 😂😂😂

[@juliehoughton-carey254]

Cosmo 456 ikr Imma do it on my own server, murdering villagers is so satisfying for some reason..

[@18t32]

@@juliehoughton-carey254 it's the sound

[@patchworkfellow]

Tiernan O Hanlon _Pr!_

[@juliehoughton-carey254]

Tiernan O Hanlon Ikr

[@SniartekilI]

5:07 Bdubs *stays up all night* Me: Wait. That‘s illegal.

[@samw7998]

very illegal

[@SourceOfBeing]

What's gonna be this season's MOBA LISA - the server game that Iskall spends a long time making but then never actually gets played?

[@KingJellyfishII]

Knowing Iskall, it's gonna be the moba lisa 3.0 with new and improved nether update

[@superguy9834]

can someone explain what this is referring to? i'm new

[@ashgood7368]

SuperGuy 983 in season 6 Iskall made a mini game called siege of doom probably last year. And no one played it

[@Pieter31]

@@superguy9834 In season 4 Iskall and Ren worked on a giant minigame called the moba lisa, but they didn't finish it in time. I didn't really follow him in S5, but there probably was something. In S6 there was the siege of doom Iskall made they never played.

[@superguy9834]

TripleXI Wow, I didn’t follow iskall last season, thank you so much!

[@finnickodairsbussy]

these guys need more subs, they work so hard and it really warms my heart. love you guys

[@asdfxw5752]

We already know that cod boi/grain and magic chap are going to win

[@ghostly9425]

Fernando Cortes they already won

[@aiysu]

They did

[@juliehoughton-carey254]

Uploaded 2 mins ago but my notifications only just went off.. This is why I’m never too early

[@VeryPiroPlayer]

Cod boy and wizard chap!

[@sofiah.r5534]

Y’all know this means Grain is about to upload

[@xanderinsall]

Cod boy!

[@myxxlight]

Grain!

[@curtschneider3590]

He hasn,t uploaded hermitcraft for an entire week!

[@amyanne8330]

Last time I was this early mumbo was a mole

[@burcopresents]

Amy Anne Mumbo still has an intro 😔

[@muidmk]

Grian could not do simple redstone

[@aqua3791]

Molebo Gumbo

[@lunox8417]

Hermitcraft Recap: Hermiton Herald: I'ma end this guy's whole career

[@Hellenka]

Thanks for the recap, I have a timer for watching KZbin, and I cant watch all the hermitcraft videos

[@graphwarsinc.2201]

I watched "How we make recaps" last week. Pixel and Zloy, uh... I watch all your videos and the hermits' at 2x speed. That's how I watch all the episodes of hermitcraft before my friends. Glad someone else does it to lol!

[@scote1563]

Today’s HermitCraft Recap: People Do A Lot Of Reading And Exploding.....

[@infinitygm451]

15:53 reminds me of An Egg's Guide to Minecraft: "Look at my awesome house!" "...that's a wall"

[@tylerroberts3125]

Next week on hermitcraft: *the world has been completely annihilated due to explosions*

[@darthlynx5792]

1:38 I see what you did there!

[@patchworkfellow]

_Ayyy_ , Star Warssss...

[@xena_22]

Nice

[@itsnotwhatyouthink]

He is the chosen one

[@darthlynx5792]

@@itsnotwhatyouthink General Kenobi, you are a bold one

[@hubberducky]

“Cleo in her decked out head room” Me, who’s caught up with Hermitcraft and rewatching the recaps for fun: TANGO????

[@swe-tv5657]

This show is always so much fun!

[@eb4enderblaze]

"The offer did seem a little fishy, but it remains to be seen if Beef did it on porpoise." LMAO!

[@christianloizou4463]

“The offer did seem a little fishy, but it remains to be seen if Beef did it on porpoise” had me laughing far too hard

[@monochromeart7311]

0:04 the synonyms for the word "explosion" are as follows: Bakuritsu, Killer Queen, Bites Za Dusto.

[@jeffthecameraman5551]

This week on hermitcraft: Execute order 66

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

I was watching Jerome and I saw this and I said hermitcraft is more important

[@isaactute450]

Zgm 2305 Jerome who?

[@charlie9769]

R/young people youtube

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

Charlie Shields who are you saying that to

[@GlennSkywalker2305]

TutDaNoob he a Minecraft KZbinr

[@ECKtrain]

@@isaactute450 Jeromeasf

[@MegaMo93]

I really want to thank you guys for making these. They’re really getting a lot of us through right now. I always look forward to these at the end of the week

[@GeNeG01]

Hermitcraft recap: includes videos from Saturday Wait, that’s illegal

[@KingJake-om7yq]

I’m surprised Grian isn’t a Boomer.

[@helmiellamatilda1664]

very much suprised

[@arjanellingson4525]

he sounds 12 lol

[@ferusskywalker9167]

@@arjanellingson4525 you don't know what a boomer is...

[@ranya5072]

i'm pretty sure grian is 26

[@master9x3r4n_2]

@@ranya5072 thats not what he meant

[@donutlover772]

I love the star wars references

[@CeaselessWatcher5818]

"But we dont know if Beef did it for porpouse" "Iskall is making his-tor-tree" _DID YOU JUST-_ ♡♡♡

[@Fut-fw3pm]

The Star Wars references were a surprise but a welcome one.

[@minecraftlance7958]

I wonder if anyone remembers the diamond blocks mumbo, iskall and grian sent to space for season 7

[@arandomuser9459]

Minecraft Lance I’m sure they have a story planned for them. 🤣

[@guscanterbury9225]

Hypnotized: I didn't take a point of damage in that wither fight. Grian and Scar:...

[@randomsomewhat-kinda-quasi1065]

07:22 - no, no, that’s kirby. That’s definitively kirby

[@samlee5549]

Why am I awake at midnight watching this. Wait, it’s hermitcraft recap. Why haven’t I always been awake at midnight to watch hermitcraft recap?

[@NathanM458]

I love the subtle Star Wars references. A surprise to be sure but a welcome one

[@captkirk7609]

Love you guys! Thanks for doing this!!

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

It's been 7 weeks already?!

[@Pixlriffs]

Time flies right?

[@scout6563]

This is what I look forward to Good Job guys

[@jakethesnake6783]

Me: realises that hermitcraft recap has more subs than half of the server’s members Also me: surprised pikachu face. And also me: *_Panik_*

[@shrutipatel6780]

Here comes zloy’s 6 hours of editing work and beauty of pixlriff’s voice hosting the wonderful gander of the hermit mishaps and villager killing , yeah I know Mumbo has a BUTTON

[@jakobschoch2141]

when you have enough time during quarantine to watch every single hermit, but you still wtach the recap because it is so nice!

[@SparkyCas]

I've been growing attached to MumboJumbo's videos, I might just learn about redstone in the few weeks

[@unitds27-delta]

Back in Season 6 Paul the pufferfish disappeared and later was replaced with Pull the pufferfish, but Paul's owner wasn't the one to replace him. Now, in Season 7, Tugger the dolphin disappeared and later was replaced with Tucker the dolphin, but Tucker's owner wasn't the one to replace him

[@merlinandmurdoch7837]

“Wot do u fink I shud av in me brain?” - Stressmonster101, 2020

[@skyswinger5249]

You guys aced it with background music.

[@spicy9116]

Welcome to hermitcraft recap sponsored by RTX

[@sylvie2939]

Hermitcraft recap: posts. Mumbo and this grain character: *posts literally five minutes after*

[@thefinkie6459]

Damn, this must have been written before Doc's magnificent mega-episode. Well, that's something to look forward to in next week's recap, I guess.

[@bestusernameever6518]

"But the sentiment is still the same. With her cavalcade of carpet-bombing contraptions..." Excuse me Edgar Allen Poe.

[@IhminenOfficial]

Grian and Scar starts operation fire lightning ZombieCleo: how many died Scar and Grian: yes

[@andtony9562]

Hermiton Herald: *exists* HermitCraft Recap: Am I a joke to you?

[@thenarrator9204]

Thanks for the recap!! I can't keep up with all of the videos so this is a very welcome way to keep current on everything in the server.

[@monaamer1011]

Pixelriffs:ijevin has so much gunpowder then anyone can have!!!! Scar and grian's gunpowder farm: AM I A JOKE TO YOU????

[@colourlessvoid]

Can we just appreciate the background music this week?

[@bee8328]

Perfect recap as always. I do not watch all the hermits so the recap really helps with keeping up and the videos are fun.

[@nollid8314]

Wow! False’s base is a big hole down to bedrock? What a surprise! This is so new and innovative for False! Never seen her do this before! Very unique!

[@surferdude5126]

Those Star Wars reference “A surprise but a welcome one” 👏🏻

[@bosrosb]

I'm glad Grian and Scar won

[@ranya5072]

after they collabed they were sure to win

[@coolgamer3646]

Who I only know cod boy and wizard chap

[@VonArmagedda]

Hermit shenanigans are the best kind of entertainment

[@anizyart]

These recap videos are amazing! I look forward to watching them each week :D

[@stanletters]

This music fricking SLAPS

[@bit0159]

Jevin builds a cat-based Creeperfarm, says he needs to dig out the "purrimeter". XD

[@ChiliBilli]

I cant stop going back to 10:09. Its my favorite 😍😍😍😍

[@Marco-xc3hq]

"thanks for watchi-" is a very nice way to end the recap

[@JoyLovesHollowKnight]

Impulse:Farming everything farmable. Raysworks:New here?

[@cadking4554]

Something about Scar, Calmly saying to cub, "We killed the younglings," is just the best.

[@00784865]

You could say that the business is BOOMIN.

[@SilverXT]

I loved that. Iskall is making history.. op, sorry.. iskall is making his tree..

[@NoArtisticLimitation]

FYI, the voice audio cuts out at the end, mid-sentence. Edit: That’s not a complaint btw. You guys do so much every week without fail (unless something comes up, which is rare, if ever) and we all love hearing what’s up with our favourite hermits, ones that we don’t watch, and things that are just going on around Hermitcraft in generals... Plus you two are hilarious people. So as long as you know I’m not complaining. I just wasn’t sure if you noticed, that’s all.

[@savannahg2423]

Good job Hermitcraft Recap love your vids.

[@colbyrubyvods5737]

PixlRiffs saying 'Hermit challenges' is amazing!

[@Sparklicious-1]

Thx for allowing me not to have to watch all hermit craft vids

[@paulelderson934]

You can now basically skip anything *except* for the uploads where bdubs starts boomers. It doesn't even matter which of the perspectives you choose, the entire thing is hilarious.

[@godlikehamburger4013]

I already watch all the hermit videos but still love seein the amazing effort you guys put in to these recap vids

[@ahebeshere5842]

This week on hermitcraft: Mumbo pushes the button at purple and groans that he now has a purple belt

[@ToughLlama]

7:48 It’s EASY! Bedrock players: *sigh*

[@VerrouSuo]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD -Technoblade

[@BuildTimeMC]

Lol

[@diannaellis4708]

I think your build is FANTASTIC! Keep up the good work.

[@AaronAprile]

You guys always do an amazing job on these recaps, and your dad pun game is strong! Thanks for all the effort and class

[@AlethaPrime]

"... And we'll see you next week!" I kid. You do such a good job every week! And the puns are, as always, crafty and cap off each episode nicely :)

[@noenvyjustenby7643]

These videos are the only way I keep track of time

[@neminem233]

16:01 FINALLY SOMEONE GETS THAT CYAN TERRACOTTA IS NOT CYAN BAND AGAINST CYAN TERRACOTTA!!

[@chimerae1090]

I love these recaps so much, there's never enough hermitcraft! After watching the video on how the recaps are made, i have to really appreciate the time and dedication that goes into these. Thanks for making them!

[@blackviking0004]

So what's gonna happen with the diamond blocks that the Sahara guys skyrocketed from season 6 to season 7?

[@CpCubeR]

A pillager patrol spawned in the arena A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one