“Life sure makes you aggressive, when you can’t touch yourself” This man’s narration is on another level
@DeepDarkBoys2 жыл бұрын
💚
@ShanaJahsintaWalters2 жыл бұрын
:) I love that line too.
@Cataclysm-08-362 жыл бұрын
so deep🙌 😔
@19-adanish932 жыл бұрын
ay yo......get a life....
@epicgamingyt34182 жыл бұрын
You again!!!
@KJ-oon2 жыл бұрын
"Revenge is not worth it, but sometimes it is worth it".........😂😂😂😂
@DeepDarkBoys2 жыл бұрын
Haha you know it!
@KJ-oon2 жыл бұрын
@@DeepDarkBoys , I love your little jokes or funny comments in the middle of a "drama" movie.......
@DeepDarkBoys2 жыл бұрын
@@KJ-oon Thanks KJ!
@awakeneddio60122 жыл бұрын
Second best line I heard all day.
@philiptucker75902 жыл бұрын
Wiser words have never been spoken before 😭
@lima_star8581 Жыл бұрын
44 years and still waiting for 'crippled Avengers Endgame'.
@subbywan1422Ай бұрын
Can't snap your fingers with no hands!
@LetterToGodFromMeToYouАй бұрын
Crippled Avengers: Mend Game
@fobbitoperator36204 күн бұрын
Legend has it, the DLC will be epic af!
@vanify98922 жыл бұрын
Its honestly gotten to the point where I watch these recaps over a movie, as, literally every day, Mystery Recapped uploads a completely new video, and because of this you just discover loads of new movies that you wouldn't have done otherwise, and they're condensed to a period within my alarmingly low attention span, meaning I actually watch the entire thing. These videos are just so sort of easy to watch, if that makes sense, so thanks for this!
@Picachki2 жыл бұрын
It’s the same for me. I have ADD and can’t sit through a movie very easily. This way I can enjoy lots of films and I don’t have to disturb others with me needing a break! :) Happy that others feel similarly.
@OverdramaticAngel2 жыл бұрын
That's what it's like for me because of my ADHD. Mystery Recapped is by FAR the best of the recap channels, in large part because of Adam-who isn't an A.I, contrary to what many people believe! His channel, Deep Recaps, is good too. His one year doing Mystery Recapped actually made me tear up a bit.
@SammyJs26842 жыл бұрын
Perfect for my ADHD, sometimes I just listen to them
@bgbthabun6272 жыл бұрын
@@OverdramaticAngel i know right?
@caralho52372 жыл бұрын
Too bad that, because of your attention span, you forget them shortly afterwards
@dkblack34612 жыл бұрын
The plot line and characters may be a little out there, but you really have to appreciate the incredible martial arts skills displayed in the fight scenes, not to mention the excellent choreography! Back then, directors had the good sense to film a master shot of the fights with far fewer edits than in today's fight scenes.
@jprecapped82712 жыл бұрын
i love how you can literally hear him trying his hardest not to crack up narrating
@DeepDarkBoys2 жыл бұрын
There were some wild parts in this one
@OverdramaticAngel2 жыл бұрын
It makes it even more hilarious.
@I_.-NHELV-._I2 жыл бұрын
Yeah like at 9:51
@nuclearthreat54523 күн бұрын
It’s a AI
@DieHardjagged18 күн бұрын
@@nuclearthreat545 I dont know why people cant spot it easily, the way its narrated and how sentences are read points it out super easily that its an AI, probably trained on the narrators voice, still not perfect though.
@bam2xvillaneza5232 жыл бұрын
"Crippled Avengers" got me 🤣🤣🤣
@jcube88892 жыл бұрын
The villian was literally expressed by the quote from batman "You either die a hero or live long enough to see your self become a villian"
@kickass98982 жыл бұрын
The real MVP in the story is the poor tavern owner who has to clean up the tavern after every fight.
@AFN.902102 жыл бұрын
So that guy is jumping around with 180 kg on his legs
@creatureslimАй бұрын
Yes. Kung fu; you either die from the training or gain superpowers. Watch the drunken master with Jackie Chan and the 36th chamber of shaolin
@kingpest13 Жыл бұрын
Movies like this were on TV every Sunday when I was a kid. They inspired me to become a kung Fu master.
@kingpest13 Жыл бұрын
@BLAKJACK! Did you become a kung Fu master as well?
@daviddawes2932 ай бұрын
It was Saturday here in NYC.. couldn’t miss it
@miketdarnell23 күн бұрын
@@daviddawes293Saturdays in my neck of the woods
@ChubbyCox132 күн бұрын
Samurai Sunday in Chicago.
@Mamiya6452 жыл бұрын
Movies taught us lessons back then. They were also really grim and serious when necessary.
@ajharuno47882 жыл бұрын
People on the comments have no clue how famous/big this movie was during the SB era one of the best Kung Fu flicks! 10x better then hollywoods fight scenes
@SOSO_CREPITUS2 ай бұрын
Seriously, it’s sick
@MrZPal2099Ай бұрын
The Kid with the Golden Arms
@valmontdraconusАй бұрын
I love the Shaw Brothers films. I have a bunch of them on DVD. 5 Deadly Venoms. The Kid with the golden arm. Chinese Super ninjas.
@omidhossaini84112 жыл бұрын
To kill the cripples, laughs and says Jesus .
@CrimsonYetiCartoons2 жыл бұрын
This is literally the 37th "Asian guy wears something heavy to make a certain body part a one-hit kill" movie you've recapped lololol
@weirdguylol2 жыл бұрын
Mystery Recapped with those movies be like: 200000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way
@gdup20095 ай бұрын
I was just like i just watched the recap with the dude with the 120kg boots.
@khallrikАй бұрын
and probably even more rule 34 variations of that out there...
@ShanaJahsintaWalters2 жыл бұрын
I love these guys. I have see damn near all their kung fu movies when I was a kid.
@mbrique82 жыл бұрын
"and they discuss a plan to kill the cripples" damn you must be really bad at fighting to need a plan to kill cripples
@yodieyuhАй бұрын
I agree, any mediocre MMA fighter should be able to beat Daredevil since he's just a cripple.
@ismail_muhammad132 жыл бұрын
"The moral of the story is revenge is never worth it but sometimes it's worth it" 🤣😂🤣😂
@-Raylight2 жыл бұрын
9:51 🤣🤣 Who says crippled can't be Avengers? xD Felt bad for Yi who tried to help them, get disabled mentally and then died before their revenge is completed
@eduardom.maquilan54722 жыл бұрын
The one who Played wang yi was chiang sheng, which later died in 1991 because of a heart attack.
@ZephrusPrime2 жыл бұрын
This was why I loved Saturday Mornings!!
@olivercondon36002 жыл бұрын
As someone who is half blind and deaf this makes me so happy to see that disabled people are not toys and we can mostly do what others can do
@thecourier8634 Жыл бұрын
Is a movie dude. In real life you are useless as a fart in the wind.
@briishmate5487 Жыл бұрын
your last name is close to something that prevents children from annoying couples
@BenBen153 Жыл бұрын
As disabled as you are, I’m sure you can pronounce the word iron correctly.
@alexl97242 жыл бұрын
I bet if this guy goes against Hulk from Avengers, the green monster would surely lose against him since he's more powerful and Hulk would get himself smashed by the guy's iron arms.
@inknightmarionne92592 жыл бұрын
Well, unless the hulk shockwaves the puny human body from 30 metres away.
@Being_Kuki2 жыл бұрын
Sure,in 1978 Hulk was not even a kid..
@Kzo0z_z2 жыл бұрын
The big green man is now pale
@Striking_Salmon2 жыл бұрын
@DONT WATCH MY VIDEO you saved everyone. What a hero,bot.
@Irisytyt2 жыл бұрын
@DONT WATCH MY VIDEO alright I won’t
@dodeka2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!!! Plz do more old school martial arts flicks!
@TheEventGuy2 жыл бұрын
better story than the actual Avengers
@kryptonmartinez16592 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Richardlizhu Жыл бұрын
LOL I love how he refers to them as "the cripple avengers" at 12:37
@hugh_jasso2 жыл бұрын
Classic era Kung Fu flickage. "Iron Hands" guy is also the Toad in 5 Deadly Venoms. Actually i think all 5 are in this flick too lol
@itsokithappens7112 жыл бұрын
I thought you were a Robot until I heard you giggle in 9:52 😊
@Kaador Жыл бұрын
"For 19 Years, He Wears 90 KG Iron Legs; 1 Kick Can KiII Anyone" Well played, Bot, well played
@CypherNeo1012 жыл бұрын
Narrator: The moral of story is that revenge is never worth it. The audience: But they deserved it. Plus it was satisfying. The narrator: Ok it was worth it.
@madisonborhan59752 жыл бұрын
I've watched this movie when i was a kid, but the there was no internet in Nigeria, we couldn't finish the movie because the video cassette got bad. Thanks for bringing back old memories.
@DogeDragone2 жыл бұрын
When he said “and kill the cripples f-geez” I really felt that and i just died laughing
@manzilla2890 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@shivanisairam16432 жыл бұрын
Rock lee’s ancestors be like
@rapidreleaseheaven2 жыл бұрын
The moral of the story: Revenge is never worth it but sometimes it’s worth it 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Picachki2 жыл бұрын
Love these recaps! It has made me not dread movies like I used to do to my ADD. I can handle these short bursts and I love your witty comments in between. Thank you!
@deepanjan60482 жыл бұрын
In this movie we got to see, Daredevil, one punch man, one kick man🤣
@Axixan2 жыл бұрын
Me when i get a billon dollars - 🙂 Me when mystery reccapped uploads - 😁😆
@MiguelTavaresMAT2 жыл бұрын
What you lost is lost, but what you create out of it can be an incredible adventure with others like you, overcoming adversity together.
@uniquerebel3852 жыл бұрын
40 years ago, I watched Iron Monkey with the same actors. Brought back some memories, thanks for sharing
@rasheemjohn2 ай бұрын
Same team did 5 (Deadly) Venoms, too.
@philiptucker75902 жыл бұрын
Man I love how you cover all of the Eastern Asian movies. They really have some original and great storylines…Japan, Korea, China/Taiwan, and even India aka Bollywood have some dope movies!! 🎥 🍿
@notevenalex2 жыл бұрын
Can we get "the 5 deadly venoms"next up? Haha
@jewgirl9529 ай бұрын
There are other KZbinrs who do what you do, but NOTHING like the way you do it. Your sense of humor and amusing comments are why I stay with your channel and, no doubt, why you have nearly 4 million subscribers!
@zochiang2 жыл бұрын
Wan’s strategy is sooo funny man😆😂 attack-retreat-attack-retreat😆
@inthejcurve7968Ай бұрын
Tien-Tu….metal boots for 19 years. RIP bending your ankles
@8bit_paul Жыл бұрын
Thank you M.R. for covering this classic.
@kotvas114 күн бұрын
One of my favorite kung fu movies long live the venom mob!❤❤❤
@SightlessSenshi Жыл бұрын
Loved this movie. Thanks for recapping it. I am totally blind, I use a screenreader to read/write online, so videos like yours are my only way to get to enjoy subtitled movies, since I can't read subtitles obviously. So your narration is really helpful, and this film about a bunch of disabled kung fu heroes was really cool.
@JasonPhillipsXeariaNАй бұрын
Did I miss something? I didn't see anyone wearing anything on their legs for 19 years...
@briancruse6562 жыл бұрын
Bro this guys commentary is hilarious
@kaledmarrero10112 жыл бұрын
The real moral of the story is despite your disability, there will be always be someone who can help the disabled. (I have Autism, so this story serves as a little lesson that we can still achieve our dreams despite being physically or mentally disabled. 🙂)
@promoter_ivo_ug33572 жыл бұрын
Watching in from Uganda 🇺🇬🇺🇬🇺🇬
@apexxyeah26232 жыл бұрын
"crippled avengers.." Mystery Recapped
@TisiGrey2 жыл бұрын
I can barely do jumping kicks with fully operational feet and toes, so I just have to sit there for a sec on doing it on non-flexible iron ones.
@dopegameryo24182 жыл бұрын
I like how his voice is calm but he also makes jokes
@jack-exzolt98582 жыл бұрын
I kinda liked the first part where it's explained how the villains actually had an origin story. Sadly it was never brought up again.
@MrsCKane2 ай бұрын
Thank you for the recap! 😊
@TheLilBro2 жыл бұрын
I’m really missing the “Hey, Mystery Recapped here”
@Ketee252 жыл бұрын
Me too
@johnn.203923 күн бұрын
This shows the cycle of abuse. An how it and hate are taught. 😢🙏🏾
@TradingWithBilz2 жыл бұрын
Love you mystery recapped. Lighten my day every day
@zochiang2 жыл бұрын
His ears moving to sense😂😂😂😂
@coffee_bbx2 жыл бұрын
"The crippled avenger"💀
@0GuruCS2 жыл бұрын
Dude lol I died when he first started using his arms 😂 😂
@sadikabdinoor43692 жыл бұрын
"hard work makes you stronger" mystery recapped: 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪
@ralphlawrencebambasi55762 жыл бұрын
"The moral of the story is revenge is never worth it but sometimes it's worth it" Mystery Recapped - 2022
@boxertest2 жыл бұрын
More kung-fu classics please!!!!!!
@jimvsamuel2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting at least once for the narrator to say it takes Yuan to know Yuan...
@bobita85742 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story is never show off your best power/skill until you use it. (Those skillful villain loss at the battle because they don't know Ah-Kue's has iron legs)🙂 Moral no.2 never underestimate your opponent.
@noor.chaudhary55562 жыл бұрын
CRIPPLED AVENGERS 🤣🍿LMFAO
@Scier3572 жыл бұрын
'You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the monster…' - Mark Carrigan.
@mc_mikey042 жыл бұрын
I really liked watching '70s - '80s Chinese and Hongkongese movies! My favourite is Ambitious Kung Fu Girl.
@amanbhar12472 жыл бұрын
good work and thank you so much, Greetings from Egypt
@graydoncreed30642 ай бұрын
This might seem far out there nowadays but this was my favorite Kung fu flick along with 5 Deadly Venoms.
@Voltaron.2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this movie when I was 6y/o...I last watched this at 11y/o....this is nostalgic
@chrisdavis865025 күн бұрын
"revenge is never worth it, but sometimes it's worth it" - Kratos probably.
@dauzlee28272 жыл бұрын
Never thought that a classic and not so well known film that I used to watch become a KZbin video now
@aldegarvermundjankovic2062 жыл бұрын
Next video: Man Wears Iron Headband For 50 Years So He Can Kill People With One Shot
@satwikmidya56532 жыл бұрын
Ok An Iron Head , An Iron leg and an arm ,Woohoo Transformers 🙂
@ZoltyWasTaken.2 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to call this “One Kick Man”
@lil_toro2 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the owner of the tavern...
@claudeprince67242 ай бұрын
"Revenge is never worth it. But sometimes, it's worth it." I wholeheartedly concur.
@supersizer2.062 Жыл бұрын
Imagine your hearing is so good you can hear leaves falling and hit them with a projectile. At this point you're more enabled than everyone else on the planet
@Wheres_my_Dragonator2 жыл бұрын
If they threw a knife, or shot them with arrows while they were incapacitated, then they could've stopped them. What's sad is that they didn't even pick up the brain damaged dude's body. They just up and left like it was nothing.
@lostinmyimagination74858 ай бұрын
"This party 's starting to pop off." Hell yeah it is! This movie looks batshit crazy and i love it!!
@Doomerboicutengl2 жыл бұрын
This is a great channel but you sound like a robot but on 9:45 you sounded like a human which makes it better
@esekwevictor2 жыл бұрын
The kick in 11:27 got me laughing hard.
@Goatjo_negs2 жыл бұрын
10:58 Nanomachines, son.
@janrecina98782 жыл бұрын
All these kung-fu movies would be so much different if the antagonists just used a gun
@jackdorseysdisappointedfather2 ай бұрын
So glad I got to see this as a kid. Absolutely blew my mind.😂
@Fox_in_Thoughts2 жыл бұрын
Okay, I burst out in laughter at the end. The moral of the story is: revenge isn't worth it, but sometimes, it is worth it XD
@spxdy67802 жыл бұрын
moral of the story: get metal prosthetic arms and legs
@samuelsg272 ай бұрын
I remember this move!!!! The guy in the white was my favorite and the best fighter in my opinion!
@jamieisbored61152 жыл бұрын
If this movie was remade today its be shut down by keyboard warriors within a day😂😂
@ajharuno47882 жыл бұрын
This movie was one of the most famous Kung fu movies back in the days dude ask any old people who come from the 80s and 90s you kids obviously wouldn’t like these sort of movies these days hence why it’d be shut down
@zochiang2 жыл бұрын
Wan was also upgraded man 😂 he upgraded his skin😂
@ElisiasEvolution2 жыл бұрын
So much for keeping a low profile! too funny..After 3 years Id be ready to fight as well!
@Chadosama2 жыл бұрын
Thank you mystery recapped for making my day better
@anusandhanmagar17382 жыл бұрын
We want more Shaw Brothers Movies Review 🔥🔥🔥
@210tonka9 Жыл бұрын
Admires the power of Ah-Kue's kick then realizes he had iron feet! That made me laugh so hard!
@grapeshot2 жыл бұрын
Used to watch these types of kung fu movies all the time on the USA Network.
@rob57ert2 жыл бұрын
Another wonderful vid, the humor was well done, ending with ... revenge is never worth it, but sometimes, it's worth it. I so miss Bruce Lee, also. Nice work, I enjoyed the description, the voice, the HUMOR and the music track was very nice, for me. Thank you again.