For Aspiring CEOs Only

[@Nour-hh7ok]

Two sponsored videos in the same week, Now that's what i call 10/10 smooth deal.

[@t5k313]

vpn's and tiktok? who's he doing this for? bumbo?

[@nathansanchez6258]

I smell a sell out

[@Babushka_Bob]

Yea sam doesnt even need to play sub rosa hes already a smooth businessman

[@dontrll947]

Class A Swindle

[@CJ-rc4lx]

British Shorthair that’s a lot of shekels

[@iZiqq]

No one mentions how legendary the randoms are at role-playing lmao these guys really play the part well with their voices

[@ILikeToLaughAtYou]

iZiq it’s because everyone playing this is already Jewish. That’s just the way all true Jews talk.

[@Marko-x7e]

Sheep well all you have to do is sound nasally and annoying as shit

[@CelineCatalina98]

@@Marko-x7e yeah just do a New Jersey accent but really nasally

[@woah5546]

Big coincidence that charborg is paired with Sam "randomly"

[@Johnyoutube1234]

There all Sam

[@jakey960]

Sometimes Sam hangs out with all the other Jews at ATMs just to lear at the money being withdrawn.

[@weebmyster3241]

leer*

[@swamplife3148]

I can already hear the wolf whistles

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

“Ugh look at this beautiful money”

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

Mans said, "how do I spell leer. I gotta sound it out. Leer. Ear. L. Lear. There we go."

[@R33fth3b33f]

Throwing a fellow businessman out a window with you still holding on, that's not a smooth deal 4/10

[@kurtkrusader]

All business goes out the window once the GAMER WORD is dropped

[@communistwaffle6517]

That suplex, however, was very smooth

[@gwilliams7287]

"Don't cream yourself, do you know how much dry cleaning cost." Spoken with true wisdom.

[@junkmail103]

Making the video to 10:17, now that’s a swindle if I’ve ever seen one 10/10

[@lmanproductions8680]

But he didn’t actually add midroll ads so not really

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

Ive been swindled :O

[@Blueshirt38]

Charbog is the most under-appreciated youtuber around. I don't care much for that general sam guy though.

[@NomTheDom]

**Insert funny response here**

[@bari6708]

Yum not yuck

[@AWormsPurpose]

Sam is the wrapper you discard from the gum. You can fold it into a sick ass plane but more likely you just dump it

[@guac8447]

i love charborg

[@janfungusamon4926]

Yum not yuck!

[@MackMillicco]

3:16 "Shalom, this is Gerald!"

[@shnouth5391]

I'm sorry his name is actually Jerry now.

[@monkeyhook6856]

“UGH look at this beautiful money”

[@LibertyPrime1982]

😂

[@nicholasfonseca912]

Never would I have expected Tik Tok to sponsor you

[@juanma4641]

What's your profile pic?

[@Veizei]

@@juanma4641 First depictions of God.

[@ffffff8048]

@@juanma4641 its a really childish joke

[@hemis1861]

@@juanma4641 "oh yeah yeah" (cancer)

[@mmt7980]

@@juanma4641 it's JC Denton from the game deus ex, but I bet none of the cancer kiddos that acctally find that tumor of a meme funny knows that.

[@heilhonkler6981]

I can only imagine the amount of antisemitism you had to cut

[@ItsEdboy]

YOU CALL THIS A SIRELOIN

[@RunicRhino22]

Oy vey, annoda shoah

[@gitbig333]

Factual comment of the week

[@heilhonkler6981]

@biggie cheese how so

[@xiBlacKouTzx360]

@biggie cheese look up the definition ..

[@OGBeefStew]

Thanksfor the advice, now I own amazon.

[@_knightsbane_3615]

Beefy stew

[@Anthony-xy3tp]

Beefy stew

[@cuterview]

Ily

[@videoreviewer4209]

beefy stew

[@aplante1401]

Beefy stew

[@bungolooboogie9372]

"Six business men fighting over a cell phone.. not my idea of a good deal" Priceless.

[@rw8172]

Holy shit I'm now a CEO and currently getting sued for sexual harassment thanks to this video! Nice!

[@Dutchman-2002]

That's the goldberg way!

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

Can I borrow twenty dollars

[@woodensponge]

Just dont say the n word and you will be fine

[@zevil4207]

@@woodensponge Nesquik

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

You assaulted a briefcase salesman didn’t you ;-;

[@YetiGaming]

I can't tell if Gerald is really a stereotypical Jewish grandmother or if he's a really good actor

[@handlingitokay]

Damn, TikTok? How many shekels they offer you for that one General Jew?

[@gus251]

It must be ALOT of money to ask us to install garbage on our phones

[@hawkofamerica4057]

Probably offered him world domination

[@podghers4803]

Hawk Of America lol

[@comradeurod9805]

@@hawkofamerica4057 he's a jew he already has world domination

[@HemphillFireArms]

I was the 240th like winner boy

[@coollemon3962]

General sams older vids age like wine I’m surprised I can still come back and watch them and still laugh uncontrollably

[@brendon6455]

A general sam video sponsored by tik tok... are you ok Sam?

[@ov3rcl0cked]

I think he knows that his viewers know better enough than to use a platform used solely by middle schoolers and pedophiles, and if they don't then fuck em. I mean, what wouldn't he do for a pretty penny?

[@Taterazay95]

@@ov3rcl0cked exactly, think of the shekels

[@theredknight3697]

Gotta pay those bills

[@randybobandy678]

Hes a jew what did you expect

[@typer2909]

BM flume “I will sponsor a concentration camp for enough shekels”

[@turtletopia930]

Please make more Sub Rosa this game is perfect

[@rukijo]

@Thicc The Medic Main hey y'all don't say that

[@packaapunch]

Thicc The Medic Main that’s the most 7 year old thing I’ve ever heard 😂😂

[@CaptainButtCheeks]

I'd leave a like on this comment but it's at 420 likes and I'm not ready for the karma hit of ruining that 420/10 smooth deal

[@brycegrounds476]

Can you buy it for me dada

[@luxembourgtime6203]

Never thought I would see the day that general Sam told me to download tiktok

[@SpaceMissile]

oh, what money will do to a person. ;P

[@JoeKurr5]

SpaceMissile especially a Jew like sam

[@benson7679]

This is honestly some of Sams best work, and with the whole gang there it’s just a comedy gold mine

[@exacthobosoup1231]

"Are they kosher there?" "Oh...oh believe me they are kosher." Best part of the video.

[@gabriellawrence109]

Money loving jew plays a game about swindling for money all the while being sponsored

[@viewerviewerviewerviewer]

Now that's a smooth deal

[@jwilson544]

*oh, look at all this beautiful money*

[@gabriellawrence109]

@Sy'roqholicSA we all do, weeb trash

[@gabriellawrence109]

@@jimmothypakistan5223 this is a toxic feng min profile pic nerd

[@savagemcduck7088]

Threatening a salesman at gunpoint in your own facilty, I'm pretty sure that's what we call a SMOOTH deal

[@slaviclemon6696]

I know don't cream yaself- gerald Edit: gerald is a legend

[@a-n-d-r-e-w-k]

I've been wanting to hear more Jewish whining since the first vid.

[@dominicbustos7016]

God damn same

[@timmiller1907]

4 or 5 years and these are still my fav vids

[@joat7576]

One word describes this video. Embezzlement

[@TerexJ]

Usury*

[@d_o_z_e_r__]

Six businessmen fighting over a cellphone in a McDonald's parking lot That made me laugh harder than it should

[@iimlazyy]

Daam sam really, tiktok? Babies do cost a lot huh?

[@Ganzo503]

He mostly did it for aqua to prey on more kids

[@jjm7754]

*bumbo

[@brianrus8791]

When is Sam going to make a premium Snapchat??

[@skag4696]

I've never watched a video twice in a row but this is gold

[@SheepSlayer]

nah. it's gold, berg

[@diddykongdontyoumeandonkeykong]

This is my favorite general Sam video every bit is gold

[@R33fth3b33f]

Shalom, this is Gerald.

[@lordbirdemoji1327]

The weight of having to feed a child with KZbin revenue becomes apparent when i see general sam disposing his pride to do a tiktok ad.

[@antonslayeranton6665]

We're gonna need some more of this game, chief

[@ahclave9929]

And that outro song too, Chief

[@SheepSlayer]

trying chief out are we?

[@CHROMIUMHEROmusic]

@@ahclave9929 the outro song is 'pretty bangles' by jippy

[@CHROMIUMHEROmusic]

@@ahclave9929 chief

[@majestichamster8525]

I’m 2 years late but what’s the game?

[@spaceweedceo820]

Such a gem

[@marctade4428]

President Trump returns to Vietnam as Agent Orange with Kim 'zipper man' Jong Un his fathful sidekick

[@trezzy2052]

I keep going back to these videos and just having a good laugh, thanks sam

[@shnouth5391]

Oh shit, just the other day general joined our game then left like 10 seconds later. I was so excited Im sure I would've creamed myself.

[@dominicrichardson5546]

One of the best Sam videos ngl, everyone in it is funny, there's not one person being unfunny and annoying which is rare

[@crispedurchin6186]

Dude you gotta make more of this, cause it sure butters my buns

[@Morningbikeride]

This is one of my favorite general sam videos and I think its honestly largely underrated

[@botstowo9561]

Hi. I'm Botstowo. I live in Fort Leonard Wood. I really like gas masks, chemical warfare, and everything CBRN related. I also consider myself a gas mask connoisseur. Here you'll find a bunch of fun facts about stuff I like. Hope you enjoy! The M17 series of gas masks, to me, represents the survivability of a terrible idea. The masks' internal 'porkchop' style filters - these took an experienced soldier around 5 minutes to replace - made the mask unsuitable for military service. The idea behind it was that the mask was to be compact, but, in my experience, the mask is extremely bulky. In the 1950s, the United States began experimenting with the design which, at the time, was labeled the E13 series. In 1960, the ABC-M17 gas mask, a slightly modified E13R10, entered service with the United States Army. The M17 was upgraded to the M17A1 in the year 1966. Also in 1966, the United States Government began designing the XM27 (a clear silicone mask) and the XM28 'grasshopper' (a green mask that also had internal filters) masks. The XM27 was cancelled as the XM28 proved superior. The upgrades that made up M17A1 constituted the addition of a drinking tube and a resuscitation tube. The resuscitation tube was a failure because if it was used on an injured individual, resistance in the lungs would cause air to blow back into the uninjured individual's mask breaking the seal. In 1983, the United States adopted the M17A2 which had the resuscitation tube removed. Some M17A1s were converted by the US Government into M17A2s (For more information, see: www.reddit.com/r/gasmasks/comments/aqe7ix/m17a1_compared_to_the_m17a1_to_m17a2_conversion/). The M17A2 continued service until 1992 when it was replaced by the M40 and the MCU2/P masks. After the Gulf War, some M17A2s were redistributed as civilian gas masks (these are marked by their yellow stampings). Of course, the M17 series did not go unnoticed by the global community. The Warsaw Pact took interest in the design and many members made their own copies. The Soviets made the PBF (nicknamed the hamster mask due to its enlarged cheeks), the Czechoslovaks made the M10 and M10M (the M10M has a drinking tube), the Bulgarians made the PDE-1, and Poland made the MP-4. Special edition fun fact (narrated by Twitch streamer YourPalKor clips.twitch.tv/ProudDoubtfulSparrowRlyTho ): Thatcher from the game Rainbow Six: Siege wears the SF-10 gas mask. They are extremely high quality masks. The SF-10 is the special forces version of the S-10. These masks are of such a high quality, that China copied the masks and designated the copy as the MF-22 which is commonly referred to as the Motherfucker 22 by collectors. The MF-22 is present in the World War 2 game Battlefield V even though the S-10 was adopted in 1986.

[@t5k313]

battlefield V reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@whataboutgabe901]

"Motherfucker 22" That's great

[@zombieranger3410]

Gas is ass, mask is class

[@Andrew-oj3pv]

Cool

[@selectionn]

I love gasmask guy. Never stop man, love reading your posts.

[@dokidoki777]

From the year 2024. Insane that Sam got sponsored by TikTok, when you look at what he did later during the Euro-American versus Sino-Iranian Hyper War.

[@BobDoleStyle]

“I. Drink. Your. Milkshake. I drink it up!”

[@nateguerra319]

Leonard Ghostal one of the best movies ever

[@zimonyt]

“sorry i was excited i accidently hungup” “i know dont cream yourself”

[@jundan1732]

Bro, the Tf2 soundtrack fits this game some damn well

[@cbass7283]

truly a ceo mindset moment

[@MorbiusTheMenace]

Leopold II was my king. Oh the fun we had in the Congo

[@86angrybees]

This is by far my favorite general Sam video, the nature videos are a close second but this is a masterpiece

[@steveharveysayingnani651]

My name is Gerald Goldstein and these are my glashesh (glasses)

[@beeza]

Gerald needs an origin movie

[@timothylokotkov9951]

This is how Entrepreneurs did business in the good ol days

[@twoheadedboy4493]

This video made me laugh so god damned hard 9/10 would swindle again, and every time Sam uploads there's an impending fear that one day he's gonna just quit and I'll remember these days as the golden age

[@joey4684]

Only re downloaded it so my man can get his bread

[@cosseybomb]

Your pic has me dying

[@raineyrobb]

Leopold the 2nd had me dying. I was like isn't that the Congo guy?

[@JERRETT-yu7os]

Someone in the comments said you're giving us malware. To that, I say "It ain't malware, it's a swindle." Edit: Also, Sam, I hope you know that you have to expose your phone number to delete your account on tiktok.

[@kamsueeilstan4678]

Gotta say! I have heard the name many times but I never watched a general Sam video until a few weeks ago. Anddddd I’m addicted. Ty for that. I lost my job. My wife. My kids. My money. Soon my eyes will rot from lack of blinking. I love you

[@shreshstoke]

sams jewish heritage is showing more than ever

[@ramensoup4292]

a Jew being conned by an Englishman 9.5/10 real life accurate deal

[@YorkusPorkus757]

More Jewish business techniques papa Sam?

[@RatQueen03]

This may be one of the best videos sam has done, its so good

[@cryptic9511]

About damn time you upload Sub Rosa

[@timwilliams2143]

He did one earlier

[@ghoulishrobb]

i’ve watched damn near every general sam video and this comedy is just pure gold how can you not love the guy. great guy 10/10 would recommend this games my favorite though the random mfs play they role too well

[@jamesd9244]

Bruh I've been waiting for another SubRosa for so long I almost forgot what Two Gun Tommy looked like

[@F4GRAPHICS]

Hey Sam, this whole video kind of reminded me of the Jackass stunt where they had Ryan and Dico dressed as businessmen on office chairs at an indoor skate park. One of the best parts of the movie

[@theoutsider8175]

General Sam Art of a Deal

[@ethanstangel4949]

General Sam: Accepts Tik Tok sponsorship All of his viewers: You've stooped so low! Me: I know in my heart, he did it for the money, and thats what counts

[@sirtr3y42]

Who’s the one talking like a stereotypical Jew lmao. I need to know

[@davidbunt9216]

Trey Quiroz III his name is Gerald but he doesn’t have a KZbin channel. He is on the server often though.

[@jamesfpiper]

“There’s a Goldman” *gunshots* History repeating itself.

[@Nrmn_Editor]

I love you. this tf2 music. god, I love you.

[@lopzz272]

SLDR yeah, I noticed that too. I feel like he would play that at some point

[@sammacdougall3738]

It's the snipers theme. For those wondering

[@Metts1337]

this was worth you having a tik tok ad, please play more of this

[@Left4Red]

_If you remember this game your entitled to a veterans discount_

[@DexterBruhReal]

Im not a veteran but whats the name of this game

[@shakenj]

I'm so glad your playing this game again, the last one was actually one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@cruz1816]

The boondock saints was a good movie

[@Gamerfanize]

Please play more of this! Amazing video 10/10

[@midshipman8654]

T H E P E RF E C T C AP. I T ALI. ST SO C I E T. y

[@memesforbreakfast3447]

YESSSSS, STALLT MADE A VIDEO AND IT WAS LIKE WATCHING SIR WINTER TALK FOR 11 MIN, NOW THIS IS EPIC COMEDY

[@headhumperHL2]

I was praying for you to do another video on this game Sincerely -Adam "The Arms Man"

[@Vilified_Vagabond]

“That was so exciting I hung up the phone.” “Don’t cream yourself, you know how much dry cleaning costs?” Makes me cackle every time

[@hommemerde]

Sam getting sponsored by TikTok is like the Israeli Defence Force being sponsored by Burger King.

[@SkateboardCaes]

Anytime I look for this video I just type in “General Sam Swindle” and boom

[@pineappleactavis420]

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[@Sno_White_N]

I feel like this game brings out the best in your content style, PLEASE UPLOAD MORE!!!

[@lunaseur327]

2:38 Didnt know Robert DeNiro played SubRosa

[@nathanbarajas9174]

This taught me more about deal makeing then "The art of the deal."

[@seb9995]

Call me an old chunk of coal, but by god I do enjoy General Sam's video

[@erickane8163]

an old chunk of coal

[@scottieray]

Nobody...and I mean NOBODY...gonna keep you Chunks of Coal down in 2019.

[@Dutchman-2002]

Oh golly you goofy hunk of plutonium.

[@MrPARAS04]

Honestly this game cracks me up do more videos of this please I’ve never laughed so much.

[@galaguy2056]

The thumbnail should have said for aspiring jews.

[@conormartin3476]

I love that every time I watch your sub Rosa videos I get ads for creating online businesses

[@bigbear9182]

Still trippy to think tik tok sponsored you

[@clawzx1195]

I KNOW

[@based..]

Always giving such great content, thank you bud.

[@estebanbenebez]

9:49 me when I find the CEO of racism

[@orphandefiler4472]

Just too damn good. Please do more

[@nycklemoe]

Subrosa is the best game if you’re a little JewBoi

[@ethanstrawn6813]

This game looks like live leak footage everytime theres a fight, Jesus.

[@NotAShawn]

oohh mr fancy edit.... bet this whole time abs been editing ur vids locked in a literal sweat closet while you prance around town getting all the hunnies with that single dad vide... while abs slaves away.... kinda hot when you *dont* think about... just a tangent...

[@KAIIRU.]

I remember I was super hyped for this game back when they first announced it and they had more blocky models. Then there was radio silence. Then they released this version. Never got around to playing it.

[@bbbbbbb51]

I'm sad I missed it. Glad I got to play Intruder before it died off. Still wish it'd have a resurgence. Intruder with 2 full teams of non-tryhards is the best

[@Ark_of_Lorian]

killing a business partner and jumping out a window at a corporate meeting. sorry sammy but that ain't a smooth deal 0/10

[@orphandefiler4472]

I keep rewatching this