This Game Teaches Ruthless Business Tactics

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[@rohansorensen1222]

Gerald getting gunned down in the street is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@fluffyelephant32]

Rohan Sorensen It felt like I was watching the good guy get gunned down in one of those old movies

[@rohansorensen1222]

@@fluffyelephant32 Sub Rosa is actually To Live and Die in L.A. 2

[@fluffyelephant32]

Rohan Sorensen haha or Ricky from boyz in the hood

[@Quantum1244]

It felt like one of those Mafiosa movies

[@sirtr3y42]

Does that Gerald guy have a KZbin channel?

[@TheForeverLight1]

Man, this new Quentin Tarantino film looks quite *spicy* .

[@quipy9660]

@@Tarnadi yeah but this is general sams comment section where you can say whatever the fuck you want so say the nigga word.

[@yxzis5348]

Yeah, art direction is amazing

[@joewilly2238]

Economic eleven

[@punkstar2001]

More like Martin Scorsese lmfaoo

[@JosephChancey]

9:40 that was like some LiveLeak murder footage xD

[@TPBXDRicky420]

What I was thinking! LMAO

[@MaxGon5]

Got the same vibes from it :DDDD

[@julianortellado5658]

too damn real lmfao

[@apxllo777]

Gerald, no!

[@Marcus-ig3st]

Gerald what’s going on???

[@bugnigga8222]

9:45 the way his body begins to shut down and basic motor functions fail as he gets pumped full of hot lead makes it seem more like a liveleak murder lmao.

[@drozzo3211]

The way the characters just slump over really gives an uncomfortable air

[@thelapisfreak6963]

I'm pretty sure the characters get more wobbly as they lose blood

[@vangoghsseveredear]

Dude fr, it's weird how realistic the deaths look in this game for being so ridiculous lol

[@declanhild3680]

Thats very cash money of you Sam

[@my_name_is_chef4856]

"You give me that briefcase right now or I blow us all up! " Donald Trump, the art of the deal

[@slippery_james6]

what is this game called, its not telling me

[@sheepersjeepers4953]

james sparks Sam says it in the beginning...

[@haverqlh7904]

You know it's a good game when it's funny and Sam doesn't even talk.

[@mrsnuffles2150]

His friends in the beginning talking like mobsters was hilarious

[@justynsabio5906]

Ed is WiFi .and w rereading wu. English know know wedu

[@justynsabio5906]

wmkkmw . ..ww.o lw

[@justynsabio5906]

@@mrsnuffles2150 plw

[@justynsabio5906]

@@mrsnuffles2150 owner pwpwlolowlwlmm...

[@SC-ce3vp]

General we are dispatching a tactical hurricane to take Tallahassee as we speak.

[@gotanyadvil337]

Only harm the chickfalays if nessicary

[@SexyFace]

out fucking standing lieutenant

[@micahjacob631]

General, why? I dont wanna die. Seriously, this is gonna suvk

[@ehodovic]

Tactical Typhoon*

[@jamiebesford1087]

Tactical Hurricane deployed

[@themctwisty1710]

I met Ezekiel and Gerald a few times before they stopped playing a few months back, they 100% acted the way shown in this video at all times. Sometimes I wasn't sure of whether or not it was roleplay or they were actually 2 jewish businessmen trapped in the 80s.

[@JH-bq3db]

Yeah, they rarely break character. They have been around for years but just like most veterans they stopped playing, especially since the last update made the game worse. I remember when I was new Ezekiel and Gerald would be on almost every day for hours. They were never shitty trolls that would tk like a lot of people would. I wish I could go back and actually be a good player on their team.

[@jakesoros2376]

​@@JH-bq3db What happened?

[@ronin3028]

I AM BEST FRENDS WITH GERALD!!!!!!! I TALK TO HIM EVERYDAY !!!!! @GENERALSAM

[@seff5026]

I used to play games and shit with him all the time, hes my high school friend lmfao, I stopped talking to him for years then I heard him rping on here and hit him up again lmfao

[@oogalusboogalus2251]

9:29 footage of a politician failing to escape two of Pablo Escobar’s hitmen

[@leatheryfoot6354]

Every gunfight in this game looks like real CCTV footage of a shooting.

[@simplycomplicated2357]

1:20 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. That video cut was so perfect.

[@merchant271]

SimplyComplicated and 3:03

[@SpaceMissile]

i didn't realize he was driving. xD

[@stanv.09]

"stop" [ b o n k ]

[@Dan_Backslide]

EZEKIEL and GERALD of Goldmen Inc. stole the show!

[@JH-bq3db]

Ive played with em many times. Some of the only people who arent complete asses in the game

[@spacegamingthe2nd221]

@@JH-bq3db would you happen to know if Ezekiel still plays or not?

[@JH-bq3db]

@@spacegamingthe2nd221 Ezekiel rarely plays. I haven't seen him in a while. Most people don't play as much anymore since the updates ruined the game. It went from lots of veterans being around to barely any. They broke glass physics so it glitches out and stretches across the map, they changed the surroundings around the town to mostly grass instead of desert, and they also changed positions of some basses which made it a lot more autistic. I hate the changes and haven't been on since the latest update but once or twice just to see how bad it is. They just had to ruin the game. It was too fun. Too many people that you could make videos about that roleplayed and became legends. No fun allowed.

[@keithstone8693]

Leave it to the Jews

[@roob3967]

If only you could sell shirts this way

[@dylanhughes6418]

Little exactly how hypebeasts resell streetwear and clothes

[@keniv4741]

Your comment is at 420 likes. Nobody better ever ruin that shit

[@Axoe]

Havent seen a shirt ad in a minute , is sam ok?

[@Steroid_Legend]

gray?

[@ExTess]

Wonderful... _Gerald!_ ... Alright, see you there *_GERALD!_*_ WE NEEDA GET THE CAESH_

[@jeck988]

WHATS GOING ON OUT THERE GERALD?!?!

[@davidrobinson2055]

Don’t scream you’re making me nervous

[@radicalslam2911]

Who is that guy? He does the best jewish voice I've ever heard and I need to know his name

[@Senorgusanos]

I laugh so hard every time

[@spacegamingthe2nd221]

@@radicalslam2911 crazy but I actually know him, his name Kevin and he does do a very good Jewish voice

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

This is like any Mafia movie but everyone is disabled in every sense of the word.

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

Ion Josan 4:55

[@GoldenBoar]

9:05 this seems like the start or ending of a great movie The sad scared screaming as Gerald is getting gunned down is amazing

[@zachm1214]

Your videos give me the same emotional trip as the bards college

[@mistermeeme5036]

Ikr 👌

[@mauzer4457]

rjorn's drum

[@crazedman1256]

7:00 “so this is how it’s gonna be huh” General:”Kill him” “Taken out by James Maddison and a hitler wannabe” Laughed so hard

[@ThiccboiBazuso]

I haven’t laughed this hard since I’ve seen Schindlers list

[@dereklewis4321]

@Branden York Time for some deep red pilling people. Grab a seat. This shit gets pretty interesting

[@sponsorskipman1971]

@@inbredworm5270 u beat me to it lol.

[@illupo300]

WoW Ur EDGY

[@gathererofmagic5350]

The edge master. So edgy.

[@SexyFace]

use social media outlets to connect with people for a petition to abolish international fractional reserve banking and instate a new, national currency put under a resource dinar (silver, gold, ect)

[@stirrcrazy2704]

Glad to see sub rosa getting some attention. Also i've played with like 90% of the people in this video, it's kinda weird.

[@boigercat]

Thats cool, who did you know?

[@CGoody564]

@@boigercat probably everyone. I don't imagine the player base being that big

[@jangodingodango]

So epico! Sopa de macaco uma delicia

[@Mac-uv3ol]

Jango you fucking Minority smasher

[@WeabooMoe]

not me

[@joaquin6471]

Awesome that you guys played this while underwater, chat audio is just stellar

[@JD-lb3dq]

Makes it sound fucking hualrious

[@toyota1449]

its nostalgic tbh

[@VladDayz]

its just the old style audio codecs

[@sentientsun1005]

Yeah it's great isn't it! Didn't bother me to a point I felt I needed to comment about it but yeah it's great...

[@JoeKurr5]

@@toyota1449dogshit ≠ nostalgic

[@bummerdrummer1649]

Perfect ancap society

[@thegreatnihil7854]

@Αγαπη Laird The companies

[@shaeisgae8952]

Lmao this game is actually a radical ancaps dream

[@SirNyanPanda]

but muh NAP

[@jackofblades6344]

Pulp fiction the game.

[@dmorty72]

Jack of Blades I'm glad i wasn't the only one who got that vibe!

[@BobtheHobo324]

I was getting vibes of both that and Reservoir Dogs, but they are both set in the same cinematic universe, so it makes sense.

[@BigNavy8175]

Yes the Tarantino fan base connects over a fucking KZbin video love yall

[@JadeyJ4d3y]

" imma pull over this car " " Stop " " Stop " *As he literally crashes the car*

[@SuperGamingDude]

How do you find these games! You have a gift for finding the best games

[@GeneralSam]

our main man Musclebust insisted i play it. I think he discovered it through Charborgg and Criken

[@lordplat3624]

@@GeneralSam Sam shut up jewboy I bet u don't have hair in ur bellybutton

[@bobjenkins338]

Everyone got it from idubbbz games

[@jeremylim2421]

Its a pretty popular game imo. Either that or it got some kinda cult following.

[@bryanmartinez4714]

General Sam nice vid

[@stooge5299]

Gerald and Ezekiel are the two greatest fictional characters of all time

[@kamdenrobinson3705]

Why upload now? its passed my bedtime

[@jacoblewis6827]

You better watch it

[@turboblitz6958]

it's 10

[@kamdenrobinson3705]

@Jarhead yo its 10 for me

[@vuohi2080]

gn uwu

[@turboblitz6958]

Jarhead fuggin midwest

[@coollemon3962]

I love that I still come back to watch his old vids whenever I need a good laugh

[@cocacolacan1550]

Commenting on this incase you forgot about this game.

[@hedgeearthridge6807]

10:04 That's saying a lot. Sam has perpetrated tons of cold blooded murders. But none quite that bad... I think...

[@jesswilliam5346]

Favorite part of the video.

[@KernelColonelCollardGreens]

3 years later and Gerald getting put down like a sick dog in the middle of the road is still the funniest thing that I have ever witnessed in a video game

[@YorkusPorkus757]

Papa Sam and his Jewish business techniques

[@jangmaster3000]

I feel like I just watched a Quinton Tarantino movie but Directed by Paul Rudd

[@tristanabalos4126]

In think Two-Gun Timmy is is a woman based on her driving.

[@mindaugas9mm]

No its a asian women

[@ethanilsley9496]

Tristan Abalos two gender Timmy

[@sentientsun1005]

You got a stutter boy

[@dogbless9306]

How did this get 200+ likes? lmao

[@AbysswalkerD]

2:46 to 2:50 "I think I just Shit myself" The Jew said as he Runs Away.

[@Shishomuru]

2 years on and this is still like THE funniest video I think Sam has made.

[@wahlrab2402]

RIP Gerald

[@tzargon827]

I always come back to this video for a dopamine reuptake

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

Damn Subrosa's changed a lot. I love how the new physics animation instantly increases its quality by tenfolds

[@alext7667]

World mode

[@Sybist]

We need more of this, or ur gonna end up like Gerald

[@styxrakash4639]

Holy shit. Thank you for giving this game some coverage Sam!

[@TheRadioactiveMaster]

what game is this?

[@styxrakash4639]

@@TheRadioactiveMaster subrosa

[@PaladinRex454]

My bloodshot eyes at 11:00 pm General Sam: It's free real estate

[@eaglesfan701]

This is definitely one of your best videos, everything in this video is fucking hilarious

[@zachabsher5528]

Like my third time watching it

[@wikiwikiwa]

i cant stop laughing at the physics and you guys constantly falling over

[@wikiwikiwa]

okay now I can't stop crying at "that was the most cold blooded murder I've ever seen." Holy fuck Sam.

[@cocacolacan1550]

Commenting on this incase you forgot about this game.

[@yourface07]

9:45 “look what they’ve done to my boy” 😩

[@visceraloI]

YES MORE SUB ROSA stream it and you could get massive lobbies and be a mob boss lmao

[@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs]

This was amazing, I love the zoomed out shots where you can just see the shenanigans unfold x3

[@NoSignal14]

Jewish business simulator version 2.0

[@airraan1692]

Dark_Xero lol

[@NyxInfernal]

4:36 my body just ceased to function properly because I was laughing so hard.

[@fullaregrets5015]

1:27 will always be my favorite moment.

[@gazzy9136]

This is when Sam was truly a savage

[@halenlacey6505]

*rubs hands*

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

Captin Wafflez 10/10 smooth deal

[@jacksavere6988]

This is the first General Sam video I ever watched

[@breezy6616]

11pm and sam uploads.. you’re gonna make me whinny when i wake up papa.

[@eagle1vazquez680]

I am absolutely in love with your editing style. Please don’t ever stop.

[@hallowella]

"Gerald, what's going on?!" *pop pop pop*

[@Edhead.]

Any moment with Gerald and Ezekiel is gold, I just want to watch them all day

[@Thunderblase]

Geralds death is straight out of a brazilian liveleak video

[@cocacolacan1550]

Commenting on this incase you forgot about this game.

[@astillia6073]

That Norm Macdonald clip was amazing.

[@jewishmale3445]

We need more of this!!! MMMMMMMMMM ISSA SO GID

[@shekelsean]

When this video was uploaded, Ezekiel was but a rookie at Goldman Inc. Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago, hes a grizzled killing machine ready to do a deal with or without money

[@spacegamingthe2nd221]

Do you know if he still plays?

[@sud2232]

YOU MIXED UP OXS AND MONSOTA!!! HOW COULD I EVER FORGIVE YOU

[@zachabsher8546]

These videos prolly made me laugh more than any other KZbin video ever

[@tachankaisgod6689]

“So this is how I go. Killed by James Madison and a Hitler wanta be”

[@leonardovale9458]

This has been the most entertaining video of my life. Mainly because I'm high. But mainly because of you Sam. Great edit.

[@wikiwikiwa]

I'm you 3 years from when this was posted. So today. Woah.

[@ItsPhezz]

Damn, Subrosa! I haven't seen this game since Idubbbz made gaming videos!

[@klav501346]

I can honestly say of all the youtubers I watch you’re the only one that can constantly make me cry from laughter. The cold blooded murder of Gerald had me on the floor😂 Keep it up my guy 👍🏻

[@iceq3974]

9:55 holy shit that "whats going on?" killed me

[@YTeradicant]

I love the eric andre "YES!" Crowd sound you used

[@nathanlevin6425]

That kidnapping at 9:31 made me laugh so fucking hard, thanks Sam I’ve been having a shitty 2 months and this vid made me laugh so much

[@icy3969]

This is hands down the funniest video on youtube, for me at least

[@Babushka_Bob]

Sam would be a Goldman

[@dereklewis4321]

7:07 Pure gold Takes those first 2 shots like a champ

[@dereklewis4321]

Also of you really wanna support watch the full ad at the end of the video and like it.

[@sapar9474]

Upload this late again and I’ll beat you up, Sam.

[@bredt2750]

Just don't hurt the nose, okay?

[@sapar9474]

Sal Gitgudovich the nose was made to take some damage. Why would it be so large otherwise?

[@bredt2750]

@@sapar9474 no, it's to attract Jewish mating partners.

[@Toothydeere]

this was way funnier than i anticipated well done

[@A4AMwithafour]

10 minutes of pure tears of laughter this is why I love you sam. PS no homo

[@ant_wickv8]

Play more of this game with friends , it would be hilarious

[@reptilejesus829]

2:50 Wow they have the cybertruck in this game! theft of intellectual property... Now that's what I call a SMOOTH DEAL

[@diddykongdontyoumeandonkeykong]

I thought your last video on this game was my favorite video of yours, I've found a new favorite

[@brodiehaddon631]

You should have a gun and call it a Bubble Daryl Shotgun... *Vanoss Gaming flashbacks*

[@figgy4776]

i miss this game sm

[@bonjanglevash]

I have not laughed like this in a long time. 8:00 just killed me.

[@joedirt4579]

Hands down the best general Sam video to date

[@lexizelenak6530]

"three crash timmy" "i think i shit myself" idk who that man is but he's hilarious

[@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323]

I miss this game so much

[@awesomepossumgaming8241]

Never shave again papa rabbi

[@yunggreens4921]

10/10 more videos of this please

[@GodBlessMyHomegirls]

High potency Business Tactics

[@Senorgusanos]

0:26 Love the subtle reference to Inglourious Basterds from our favorite Jew

[@Hdave95]

I've been laughing for 30 minutes... This video is only a third of the duration.

[@Cainny]

2021 and still one of the funniest videos on the internet.

[@sosig8332]

What cyberpunk should’ve been

[@jakobplobeck8006]

This is the second funnits video on your Chanel besides the twain fakts please do more

[@germ-x6855]

attention Jews! pls buy the game, we need people to fill up the empty servers

[@qgshooter9927]

what is the game called

[@joeyy8408]

qg shooter SubRosa

[@CrazySailor1637]

Two Gun Timmy with the ultimate betrayal in the end

[@Idothinkysaurus]

3:15 Holy shit, someone spelt "Whoa" correctly on the internet, in 2018. Sam, you never cease to prove your superior intellect to the world.

[@mpireoutdoors5274]

I just pissed off 9 people in a hostel in Hungary by screaming laughing at this in the middle of the night.

[@G0ATLEG01]

More of this please, I need to know what happened to Gerald

[@CrazySailor1637]

The "Gerald! What's going on?!" right before Gerald was gunned down in the street like a dog just added so much

[@andrewwilliams8001]

the American government right here

[@KOSVENDETTA]

Dude this was hilarious, perfect game for you guys.