FORBIDDEN Narnia Reading Orders

There are 2 accepted orders in which to read the Narnia series, chronological and by publication. bUT DID YOU KNOW there are FORBIDDEN, SECRET, AND UNLOCKED reading orders that are SECRET!!!?????
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[@shethewriter]

You capture the feeling of being eyes deep in a subculture of a subculture of a subgenre of fiction

[@ManCarryingThing]

this makes me very proud

[@danielvanrooyen9602]

CSS Tolkien and JRR Lewis, yes I accept this.

[@stormblessed178]

For the magician's nephew order do I need eight separate copies of magician's nephew or is using the same magician's nephew copy over again fine?

[@JB-ku7uz]

You need 4 copies and read them like 12344321

[@ManCarryingThing]

Excellent question, and one not asked enough. However many copies of the magician's nephew you can physically acquire will do. For me, that was twenty-three

[@sentientwaffle535]

Alternatively, you can read in chronological order stopping in the middle of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe after the kids get crowned to read horse and his boy, referred to as the Horse Chronology order or the Ultimate Time Power Order

[@JonnyBurkholder]

I know this is a joke... But I may actually do this

[@AldienTheRed]

This is the true chronological order

[@MultiBOZA]

But this kind of ruins the surprise because _Horse_ starts in medias res in a faraway land, so discovering that it actually takes place during _LW&W_ is actually a major plot twist.

[@robertdullnig3625]

@@MultiBOZA It literally tells you when and where it takes place in the very first sentence.

[@gaarasandguy]

I've unironically been saying this since childhood. I even made a little mark at the exact sentence to stop and read H&HB.

[@jeffeliassen]

The God mode really opened up the series for me, really drove home the homoerotic undertones of Frodo and Edmund's character arcs

[@CidGuerreiro1234]

If you read in the God Order you gain access to the rest of Susan's storyline.

[@buckfozos5554]

LOL...it's in there, somewhere. She needs redemption.

[@DavidDecero]

It's actually impossible to say "Prince Caspian" seven times fast. 😂😅

[@voices4oppressed]

Actually it is impossible for you not for everyone mate

[@jayworthen2000]

CS Tolkien *Picture of Brandon Sanderson*

[@ariharannatarajan2750]

My reading order was watch the lion, the witch and the wardrobe, watch prince caspian, watch the voyage of the dawn trader, read the horse and his boy, read magician's nephew, then silver chair and finally the last battle. How forbidden is this?

[@ManCarryingThing]

quite forbidden

[@thanks8589]

Alternatively: -all the Lion parts of the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe -every line of dialogue Prince Caspian has -all the parts where the Witch is mentioned -eat your weight in Turkish delight -read every Wardrobe mention -watch the Hobbit: the Battle of Five Armies If you accidentally read a word not relating to the Lion, Witch, Wardrobe, or Caspian's dialogue during its given step, you start over.

[@VoorNuNogVerandern]

The J. R. R. lewis got me🌚 for a second I was questioning my whole existence.

[@MeMySkirtandI]

Your god order is basically the list of books I read between fourth and twelfth grade. Though I'd switch Great Gadsby out for this side of Paradise. That really cuts down on the crazy side effects...I think.

[@ManCarryingThing]

Same, lol--and I'd say Gatsby as well XD

[@albertskoften1452]

Yeah. Nobody reads that stupid beach hotel book.

[@videoslv4626]

This is what I call a beautiful chaos! One that I want to watch over and over again!

[@sylph8005]

Read the Magician's Nephew in between each viewing

[@IReadToday]

I had such a vendetta against Magician's Nephew as a kid, so this video was really triggering for me

[@IReadToday]

ok you redeemed it with the Prince Caspian reading order, I'll take it

[@magisterofsteam7880]

Why? I remember really liking that one.

[@r.d.nibblets9133]

That’s a shame. I loved The Magician’s Nephew. Each to their own, I suppose.

[@ViewerEm]

i read the books in chronological order because i had a "full narnia in one book" collection and magicians nephew was a favorite followed by last battle

[@neocricket9300]

magician's nephew was my favorite

[@leonmayne797]

This is hilariously chaotic and deserves more views.

[@Revanchist]

My mind during an exam...

[@ivygirl5798]

Yeah, I definetly actually read it in the Prince Caspian order once when I was a kid... Oops

[@PabloSuarez97]

So you're telling me I've been doing this wrong THE WHOLE TIME! About to attempt the god order right now will be seeing you in court if I suffer physical sequelae

[@ManCarryingThing]

I take no responsibility for the GOD ORDER. However i'm hoping if someone else attempts this order, the faun will haunt them instead of me. so go ahead my friend

[@PabloSuarez97]

@@ManCarryingThing I accept this mission with honour

[@JeraWizard]

ngl these reading orders just sound like me being a kid with depression in middle school "guess it's time to read a horse and his boy again"

[@r.d.nibblets9133]

Y’get extra points for mentioning Out of the Silent Planet. Love that book.

[@Josh_R2.17]

The Stand eyes you from the corner, hoping you're not undergoing an aneurysm...

[@ManCarryingThing]

the stand cares about my unraveling mental health

[@OH-pc5jx]

honestly the magician’s newphew reading order sounds interesting

[@starkillersneed]

I'm reading in chronological order starting with the prequel to the whole series, called The Bible

[@Nio744]

Fr fr 😂

[@anonymouswitness3835]

Voyage Order: Voyage of the Dawn Treader 3 times, Out of the Silent Planet 7 times, Voyage of the Dawn Treader 1 1/2 times, a selected Beverly Cleary book, Out of the Silent Planet again, Til We Have Faces 3 1/2 times but the half is the second half, Voyage of the Dawn Treader one final time Otherwise known as Stuck in Book Hyperfixation Order

[@ChloeFrizzle]

This is beautiful. I love the comedy and frantic time :)

[@EpicFailure42]

Harry Potter 7 connects Narnia and the Cosmere, got it.

[@rockchik631]

Harry Potter books 6 and 7 - puts up images of goblet of Fire and chamber of secrets 😂😂

[@HonestObserver]

Imagine reading The Magician's Nephew without reading A Dance of Dragons first

[@Luke-jo4to]

I’m unironically going to listen to the Radio Theater versions in the God order.

[@infjelphabasupporter8416]

I can confirm Magician's Nephew order is the best. Really helps immerse you into the world to see Jadis threatening British people with lamp-posts every once in a while.

[@milom5030]

Oh god why did i love this video so much?? My head hurts...

[@s.g.3898]

How in the name of all that is good and holy does this only have 6000 views? That Sir, was glorious. Lol'd at the Redwall inclusion. Have a hard enough time with the dialogue in those even as a Brit. Would be funny seeing Americans reading those accents

[@nadiapandey-riverstone5120]

Dang--this video makes me want to subscribe to you twice!

[@callum7081]

Great video! Or I would think so at least. TBH I didn't actually watch it because I was too bust reading magicians nephew.

[@rateeightx]

I Am Very Tempted To Read In The God Order Now.

[@c-mac3869]

He makes it sound like a video game combo

[@mwbreen]

Can’t wait for the sub goal where you unravel the wire of your lav mic

[@ManCarryingThing]

10 million subs, no less

[@mwbreen]

Alright I’m on it.

[@genericallyentertaining]

Why is is this so hilarious?

[@Seanbo88]

I love this fever dream nonsense. More please, haha

[@NotBamOrBing]

Reading them backwards would be Last Battle, Silver Chair, Voyage of the Dawn Treader, Prince Caspian, Horse and His Boy, LWW, Magician's Nephew though

[@AndrewsWizardlyReads]

The CHAOS!!!!!

[@WJLMAROON]

Defo trying the magicians nephew order since it is my favourite Narnia novel 😂

[@gabethegeek593]

As someone who has not read or watched any Narnia property, I now know to start with the Prince Capri Sun order! 👍

[@Tutorial7a]

I was doing the first one anyway because I just like Magicians Nephew.

[@ByronHagan]

😂 I literally read This Side of Paradise right now as I watched this.

[@louietheswan9689]

Great video

[@kappanova1302]

Contrarily, you could also read the His Dark Materials books so as to combat the influence of Christian propaganda

[@cadekachelmeier7251]

When do you read Warbreaker?

[@bottyhammer]

C S Tolkein makes me uncomfortable in ways I cannot explain. And Tolkein is up and out of his grave and after you. Run! But it's best to run like the characters in the following order: Edmund, Lucy, Peter, Pippin, Strider, Aragorn, Caspian and Jesus. I mean Aslan.

[@thedarkestcorneroftheinternet]

Appreciate how you snuck T. S. in there.

[@sydssolanumsamsys]

i think this is really enhanced by the fact that he sounds like he's about to cry the whole time

[@CHiCguitar]

Prince Caspian order is the one I did as a kid actually

[@Valihir]

My personal reading order: 1 the lion the witch and the wardrobe 2 magicians nephew 3 prince caspian 4 voyage of the dawn treader 5 silver chair 6 horse and his boy 7 last battle

[@wabisabi7755]

Why don't you have many subs, damn

[@jayworthen2000]

Now I want to read it in god order lmao

[@jayworthen2000]

I am actually going to do it with my friend I'll keep you updated

[@o.steinman3855]

@@jayworthen2000 any updates? 👀

[@forty_two42]

This is what it feels like to read Narnia. Honestly Wardrobe, Treader, and Last battle are the only ones I like. All the others are too jesusy

[@manumudgal4988]

Guess I will just read in release order. But there is another order in which you watch the 3 movies and skip those 3 books and read the others on which no movie was made.

[@PawanTanaySingh]

Haha what delightful wisdom

[@suppressiontest6372]

It's the god ranking for me

[@richiehaas434]

Same joke as the Brandon Sanderson order but it's still funny

[@J.Schooley]

So has anyone done the god order yet

[@bradleyhammond708]

I read the last battle first when reading the Narnia books lol

[@Nio744]

Well that's one way of reading them 😂

[@miszamojcyszschmidt1746]

Why is the Space Trillogy incomplete in the God Mode? How can you call the series complete without Prelandra and That Hideous Strength? I guess you can swap Prelandra for the book of Genesis, since they have the same plot, but you have to read tHS! It has Merlin and Moon Zombie Demons!

[@MagusMarquillin]

Basically because C.R.R.Lewis did not write Prelandra and That Hideous Strength. They were written by Uncle Screwtape himself and are absolutely un-Godley. It's all but fact that he forced those sequels published under Lewis's name as revenge for Lewis writting the Screwtape letters under his name. Do not be lured by the Moon Zombie Demons - they are shockingly demonic! Aslan no likey. :(

[@ryanedwards8365]

lol that ending

[@Somemessdude]

And how d u think im gonna spend all my time readin ALL THAT BOOK in ANY order at all??

[@GamesGuyz]

When do I fit the Bible in any of these orders?

[@Monster_Knight]

i think this man might like to read books, dunno tho it's hard to tell

[@sithys]

You forgot Warbreaker

[@Lightnang_strike]

i can’t find the horse and his boy

[@meganpell2375]

this made be brush my teeth faster

[@nowherels64]

i. it never even occured to me to read them in publication order. who would do that??? god mode sounds lit tho

[@noms3434]

the silmarillion-

[@jerrywhoomst1116]

Man the carry thing👍

[@milicadiy]

I counted. It was nine times.

[@rustyspell]

"There are 2 accepted orders..." WRONG ALREADY!

[@northusauser]

P'ZUZU SEES ALL

[@luffysh]

No.

[@finarentz3814]

Any out of the silent planet fans?

[@DanielGreeneReviews]

Okay, good to know. But I have to ask, why would someone read Narnia in the first place?

[@JorgeCarrillo-cr4fd]

Daniel roasting Narnia fans

[@ManCarryingThing]

pain.

[@Revanchist]

@@ManCarryingThing agony.

[@genericallyentertaining]

There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men for this treachery.

[@HugoReads]

Bc it's part of C.S. Tolkien's Cosmere?

[@DaxSchaffer]

George R. R. Rowling approves of this reading order as well 👌

[@theendlesslights]

Pinscansium

[@LJW1912]

I honestly don't believe that people read any book series out of publication order

[@Nio744]

Yeah unless you reread them

[@thefriesofLockeLamora]

Not CS Tolkien 😭

[@vathek5958]

The actual Narnia reading order: read the first three in order of publication. OK NOW STOP. ASLAN CHRIST PUT THAT FUCKING BOOK DOWN I SWEAR TO ASLAN, NO, NO, NO, JUST READ THE FIRST THREE AGAIN IF YOU HAVE TO.

[@tellme5167]

why has the lion a turkish name? turkey is muslim

[@papajohn6839]

REDWALL

[@gnomishviking3013]

The only thing I learned from this comment section is that i need to unsubscribe from Daniel Greene lol

[@whahala555]

Wait did you subscribe without watch his content. He knocks Narnia all the time.

[@gnomishviking3013]

@@whahala555 I realize that. I figured the “lol” at the end of my comment was a good indication I was making a joke.

[@JB-ku7uz]

I gave it a thumbs down then a thumbs up then decided to just not engage at all

[@Rogue_VI]

@@JB-ku7uz I gave it a thumbs up, but then gave it a thumbs down after he said he was joking.

[@mr.non3881]

Mine is King James's Old Testament Berserk chapter 1-364 King James's New Testament Michele Obama's Becoming

[@colors6692]

C.S.Lewis is Irish.

[@masterblindon]

Well yeah you could probably just insert the Bible into god mode somewhere. Feel like J.S.R.r.C T Lewis would approve

[@AnfalasHerdsman]

CS Tolkien

[@youngquagmire4693]

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