talking ben controls my BitLife

[@BijuuMike]

should i let him control my real life?

[@monomicki]

Yes

[@mystical6432]

Yes😈

[@underarockblue]

yes

[@icecreamchats]

*hangs up phone*

[@ciiiiiinamonbun]

lol YESSS!

[@milaatje9]

Try and have Ben play Akinator! Ask Ben the questions and choose the answer based on what he says. Yes and no is obvious, the mocking and laughing can be "probably" and "pronably not", hanging up could be "don't know"

[@crossovergacha6263]

Ye

[@The_weird_world97]

That’s a great idea!!

[@patter2cup458]

You a genius to imagination thing like that

[@broflovskiz]

ben only hangs up if you talk too quietly

[@kinitolance-011]

Yeah! Thats a pretty neat idea!!!

[@moodyphoneaddict1046]

"Ben is the answer." Moments later "Do I support my brother?" - "No."

[@Nella_nova]

PETITION TO CANCEL BEN!!!

[@kawaiifaerie2849]

Hoho yes

[@Bubbafanforever]

@@Nella_nova no

[@w3ird_gurl638]

@@Nella_nova 🗿

[@krlovn]

He didnt hear that.

[@gabrielultimate487]

It is crazy how Ben is making you more frustrated than any games ever and controlling your socials but this was fine I'm glad you still beat it and i hope this keeps up for more games just like this man

[@yubfgddrswesam]

Lol

[@sin1ster777]

Hey valt!

[@gabrielultimate487]

@@sin1ster777 Hi :)

[@sin1ster777]

@@gabrielultimate487 :)

[@lune7220]

Sooo when you getting your “certified bot” checkmark?

[@tastypiereach20subsgoal68]

“Do you play bit life” Ben:*No* Ofc he doesn’t he just sits on the couch and chill

[@dragon-du6ew]

And go's YES NO HOHOHO BLEEEHHH

[@SomeGrunt_On_Youtube]

@@dragon-du6ew and also does weird stuff in his lab

[@Hanako-Kun-h3v]

“Are you evil?” “nAnAnA”

[@ajaj309]

@@Hanako-Kun-h3v(repeats)

[@ajaj309]

@@SomeGrunt_On_KZbin and stares at you in the lab

[@nimaizal]

4:32 Mike: "This girl likes me" Ben: (laughs) Ben is a savage 💀

[@RGC_animation]

Why have a magic 8 Ball when you have Ben.

[@Disearned]

i like to imagine this is actually a kid asking their dad for advice on everything

[@mysticg2950]

Yeah like asking for money bc I'm so rich 💰

[@muncherstheclown]

@@mysticg2950 i don’t think so

[@doctornick17]

@@mysticg2950 People who brag about their money usually don’t have much

[@MoreNatecaed]

“Should i be a male?”

[@HitTheFloor16]

@Roblox Gamer "k1ll aLl meN"

[@yancystattoos]

'hey, ben.' 'are you evil?' *hangs up*

[@Nicolas69420]

@@Instabruh.User.. it's instagram user

[@miledgaming4762]

@@Instabruh.User.. go away bot

[@EyeBlox]

Bijuu Mike: "Ben are you constipated?" *Yes* Bijuu Mike: "He needs help-" *No*

[@elocaloca1141]

Ho ho ho.

[@timothythespider9423]

HOHOHOHOHO

[@elocaloca1141]

BEN!?!?!?!??!?!.!

[@admiralensin.]

@@elocaloca1141 no

[@COMBAT3865]

Ben just goes with his gut, no matter how good or bad it seems. That's all.

[@katherinejohnson769]

The swear club better be grateful because now they have edgy Mike 🤣

[@funnydankmemes880]

When u come back from the internet for a few weeks and realize people are playing talking Ben and talking to it now

[@LittleKittenOWO]

ikr, my childhooddddd

[@norsaken9945]

6:40 The part where Ben agrees it's not a laughing matter but laughs anyway is so freaking savage lol

[@monika-we8tx]

4:30 LMFAOO imagine ur confessing to someone and they just went to their phone and like: hold up gotta go ask my dog first 💀

[@bloopvods292]

Mike: So this girl likes me Ben *laughs* Damn ben you savage

[@ciiiiiinamonbun]

the way mike asks Ben if he can have a job is too funny for me 😂

[@playgroundswings1926]

peach milk….

[@HeyItsMoonlite]

“Ben, are you constipated?” “Yes”

[@name_unkn0wn]

"He needs help!" *"No."*

[@Drancia]

10:45 Mike: Do I say yes? Ben: Yes. Mike: A- *Get Spotify premium for 3 months free*

[@Darkisabot]

I got "Sonic The Hedgehog 2 In theaters in april 8th"

[@Bttns_Twine]

Liberty mutual "LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY LIBERTY"

[@XOXO.lallygag]

( noises) coming up (more noises

[@XOXO.lallygag]

But there was text it was Dinner (something)

[@fogoteal]

Dick Powell is literally the best name ever.

[@cowboyjeans]

woman: tears up larynx man: pokes foot society: arrest him!

[@casperfoxx7069]

I love how Mike thought he had a son the whole time but his gf literally deletus fetus'd it

[@Nella_nova]

IKR

[@casperfoxx7069]

@Bluejay Productions ....its a game. The life did not exist in the first place.... because its a game....

[@casperfoxx7069]

@Bluejay Productions babe its not that deep, why u working yourself up over something thats not real? Regardless of what ur opinions r on this, it isnt real, so dont worry yourself with it. It isnt worth getting upset over

[@megameme29]

2:31 Not surprising, he eats beans in game. XD

[@Surestplace5]

Bijuu mike “Ben are you constipated” Ben “Yes” Bijuu mike “He needs help” Ben “No”

[@iuvmyselfff]

“Ben is the answer” Tom: NO HE IS NOT HE IS A DEMON DOG Angela: I am the answer. (To beauty life hacks)

[@XOXO.lallygag]

Lmao

[@lizardthedragon]

What we have ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

[@ethzzexists]

What everyone has ben wanting too

[@ethzzexists]

Ok wait if you don't get it its spelt Ben intentionally

[@lizardthedragon]

@@ethzzexists I get it :]

[@malsfaw]

🛐🐕 Ben is the answer🐕🛐 🧠🐕Ben is wise🐕🧠 😄🐕Ben is generous 🐕😄

[@GoNxssa]

"Ben, are you an accident?" "No." Hangs up* Me: Well I guess he's sure about that-

[@user-ey6uk6cv7x]

Bijuu: Are you constipated? Ben: Yes Bijuu: He needs hel- Ben: *N O.*

[@errorsheep]

1:08 Read the app description, and you'll actually find that he's a retired chemistry teacher

[@katherinejohnson769]

This looks like it's gonna be a great video ☺️

[@RōzuEditzz]

“Are you evil?!” **declines call**

[@liketrainslol420funni]

Ben is your god for today mike,and he isn't going to show mercy

[@Hammy12354]

So ture

[@scarrillo2005]

Do I pay my bills? Ben: No

[@KingK-687]

2:30 haha lmao lol no wonder Ben sits in his chair all day

[@notasimpidiot4135]

Love ur vids! It was so funny😂

[@Sikaii.]

bijuu: *not giving up on saying are you evil till he actually says "yeah"*

[@Watashi.star4]

Mike always posts the best videos 😌👍✨

[@Bird-NestProductions]

This is great, you should do one in real life

[@stanley_liminal]

lol this makes me wanna do this in bitlife also bijuu mike, i swear you make better videos every day that passes. Mike, if i had 3 wishes, one of them would be meeting you irl...

[@AcesFullo]

"Ben" Famous last words

[@Black-fp3dy]

4:31 im just as surprised as ben

[@FonorFin]

1:20 I THOUGHT HE WAS FAMILLY FRIENDLY

[@m4kirollin]

"I was thinking I should do this irl" Ben do I ran over by a car? Yes

[@sanariyadilman1114]

man I dont know why talking ben is suddenly so popular but this will be fun to watch

[@makar2568]

ben is a hero he saved someones life

[@OtterPxp]

Imagine asking the sky a question and you just hear “yeees.” Or “no.” Or just “Hoh hoh hoh!”

[@chezperky]

This was so good!

[@therainbowknight]

I actually did something similar before you, he ended up becoming a famous basketball player, assaulting everyone in sight, and then died at age 60 or so. Ben lived a good life.

[@EighmyLupin]

"We are in a relationship with a baby" I mean...like she was pregnant, but yeah no baby.

[@realbiggestlegofanconnor7007]

YES another bitlife video, I love these videos I kinda want to play it but I deleted it and the beta version of the subscription I believe didn’t pay you monthly and I don’t know if they’ve fix it or not (hopefully not)

[@asta6905]

I can already see mike raging at ben

[@AceCardArt]

Lol I've never been on a vid with no views. From what I've watched so far I love the video. Thanks so much for these great vid Bijuu :DD

[@sgamez101]

havent watched the video yet, but judging by the title i know this video is gonna be epic

[@Klaudi7507]

I would die to see the same thing in real life 😍

[@chickenthotpie765]

I freaking loved this when you asked if he was constipated and he immediately said yes I lost it 😂😂😂

[@-Godzilla_-]

me to 🤣

[@OctavianMCL]

@@-Godzilla_- you also lost it or you're also constipated?

[@-Godzilla_-]

lost it

[@cne1976]

“are u constipated” *” Y E S “* “BAHA.. do u need help?” *” n o o”*

[@dizzyjade]

Mike - Ben are you an accident? Ben- NO * slams phone down * 2:18

[@Invalid-user13k]

Yes Bijuu Mike thanks for doing this. You always know how to do this stuff. Yeah. Hmmm yeah, Ben has some things

[@4everagamer599]

Finally! Someone has done it!

[@adudewithnobs199]

A rollercoaster of a life you got there

[@missingnoian7156]

once ishowspeed said to Ben "do you support the lgtb+" and he said no...

[@bidhos8993]

based ben

[@bidhos8993]

@@lovemelucifer yes

[@insanestudios8018]

Bruh *pokes foot. *Whips elbow inequality at it's finest

[@Angelaoleary3782]

Mike! You should do a challenge in dog life as Ben, and let Ben control your life.

[@Sweet_Kiwiii]

Is it just me or Bijuu Mike just make my day happier? 👍😂👍 :)

[@teresasikes6739]

11:45-11:45 Mike: Hook up? We’re in a relationship with a baby Me: laughing Also me: wait what?

[@silly_once]

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THIS IN REAL LIFE

[@brewerstiles9749]

when i sent this i wasn't even a second into it and i already knew... it would be chaos

[@N1haI]

How ironic. I just got a bitlife ad before this video.

[@amazingpyro3375]

11:15 this is giving me a I have $8,171 in credit card debt kind of vibes

[@UniqueNarwhaI]

Challenge idea: One man army challenge. 1. Be born anywhere, and don't get help from anyone. 2. Don't become friends with anyone 3. Don't get a date. 4. When the game says a friend of a friend offers a job, don't accept it, and it won't count as you having friends since the game claims it. 5. Pick public defender and say guilty so you don't get help from a lawyer if you go to jail. Gain at least a million dollars before your death. 6. Don't go to doctors unless it's a deadly disease like e-coli, cancer, etc.

[@owke.o.IYIkj.go___]

i love the part where he gets arrested for poking her ex"s foot

[@justno6330]

I got a notification that you posted while I was playing bitlife😁

[@q_pvc656]

The start is the best part of the vid! It was so funny when he just does not pick up lol

[@illuminantedits]

While I was watching, I got 2 BitLife ads 😂

[@mochibean8291]

I just started this video and I already know this is going to be good

[@cherrytomatoes2613]

4:31 lol 5:54 Ahkskshs 13:04 ben is kinda cute!♡♡♡ Also this life is going SM0oTHLy!~~~

[@Yourlocaldumpsterrat]

Mike is a mad genius for making this-

[@angelzxiri]

I laughed so hard at this video 🤣🤣🤣😂😂

[@MR.DisSTILLALIVE]

I swear he's hanging up on purpose for content

[@thearsonist9713]

hey btw theres a game on roblox called ben and its one of those games where you avoid being tagged while picking up things to solve puzzles to escape. I dont know if youve played it or not but its just a suggestion. I have and i cant beat it because im terrible at those games. Anyway just a heads up in case your interested!

[@ThreeIrishMen]

ben wants to hide his evilness..

[@AlbaitVal]

Your Taiga poster is amazing bro. i never tough someone else watched toradora

[@bobasauce200]

Keep up the good content!

[@GalacticStudios69]

Literally got a bit life ad but it’s enchants LMAO

[@ScoutChild]

Is it kinda funny how Ben was doing so good until it got to the part where the gf wanted to take their love to another level

[@mosspaaws]

I love the "Oh yeah~"Sound that it makes 😂

[@cotton-candyandbubblegum8411]

Wow I’m watching him for the first time since 2020/2021 when he got canceled and I’m honestly glad he’s not as controversial anymore

[@lucie7470]

what did he get cancelled for? i'm really behind on everything loll

[@expired_coffee]

Why was he cancelled?

[@albinhaformiga1070]

You should try Another Life(yeah that’s the actual name of the game) It’s lots of fun, I have been playing it more than bitlife lately lol

[@JesperBooperDooper]

Yes, yeet the child

[@hi.iguessimblossomnow.1117]

Mike trying to ask a question: Ben: Random noises

[@dragon-du6ew]

HOHOHOHOHOHON YES NO NO NO BLEH HOHOHOHOHO YES YES NO NO NO NO GOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HOHOHOHOHOH HOHOHOHOH HOHOHOHO

[@-MarbleHornetsFan-]

Hohoho

[@WaffleAdoptMe]

Ugh

[@grosserygang9827]

Legendary. That's all I have to say.

[@asherthekewlest]

Kid named "Dick" really cracked me up 🤣

[@Doughjoefan]

I'm happy that he knows that his viewers are getting older and is getting less kid friendly

[@that1animekid568]

Hey I love your vids

[@bigsmoke.bigsmoke]

I feel like Ben is the real pupeteer here. He may just be in an app, but that doesn't stop such an Icon of True Evil like him from controling Mike's life.

[@HajimeKomaeda]

Mike: You're so cruel! Ben: Yes? Mike: So you admit it? Ben: No. Ben literally said yesn't.

[@gregthegamer]

Claim if your here within the first hour

[@tenzo7560]

O

[@sophiexiaofeifu8963]

Wsssaa

[@Liz_k562]

Hi mom

[@lindita4ever]

Yayyy another video I love your videos I was watching on right now welp that is all now good luck

[@FREEMOKE]

I ended up trying this out and up becoming a cashier getting fired getting addicted to you know what and dying at 42. Yeah kids don't try this

[@D4naaa_6]

I love the ToraDora poster in the back!😍

[@sodjxleinwoxhxlsjwosixnswmlrui]

Ok, I know that you didn't actually ask Ben anything, but can you actually make a video where Ben does randomly give you answers for a bitlife video? ok since nobody understands, i mean that he didnt actually ask ben questions and get a random answer, he cut the video and put a clip of ben saying certain things, so technically he didnt ask questions, he just was asking questions to the wall and putting ben responding in post production

[@gumdropGT]

he did ask ben things

[@veronicarodriguez1751]

What are you talking about? He did.

[@chagito1113]

did you even watch the video?

[@bankroll5608]

Bro he did ask Ben questions throughout the whole bit life questions

[@yaffahfionadelacruz7548]

no he did its like a greensceen thing he is actually using the app