Mini Me Coom Goblin - Ep. 29

[@god47398]

"whats that trophy for?" "first place." man this is the best podcast

[@bbsbzgzbsnsbxhxhxgsbsham2904]

40:18 By god Sam, this moment is amazing. The way you start this conversation bashing Poob, to then bring Bryan in and leave the conversation, so that you can observe these two rabid animals tear each other apart for your entertainment. Samothy, Bravo.

[@Nick_4545]

Sam brings the bullets and gun then Bryan mag dumps into poob

[@SappyEuphoria]

yo rewatch that its still funny

[@jacksnuggs]

Poob aint packin the wagon, he's got the whole DUMP TRUCK

[@ComfortsSpecter]

He ain’t got no dump truck he got the WHOLE LAND FILL

[@ultimate.t7835]

Those tomboy's

[@hodarov1564]

@Mshark308 He ain't got the whole quarry he got the whole mining company.

[@bbsbzgzbsnsbxhxhxgsbsham2904]

Manly women are, strong women.

[@lejammiedodgere]

@@bbsbzgzbsnsbxhxhxgsbsham2904 Time I found myself a real woman, John...

[@namesmud9510]

the episode so nice they made it twice

[@mr.prettx8706]

Primus sucks

[@Benton675]

@@mr.prettx8706 no u

[@LemonWalrus546]

Cous cous lmao

[@tawnymonarch4813]

@@LemonWalrus546 I think about the cous cous every week

[@Natec1241]

Id usually say too many cat’s fighting, but y’all are more like puppies

[@xxvanikkaxx]

Sam laughs like Tom Hanks cries.

[@rhett5058]

Hhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[@vincentlawton9247]

@@rhett5058 p⁰please wa

[@drew9597]

just have Poob and Bryan as the co-hosts. They're great to have on

[@arcfire1589]

This would be a dream come true.

[@hodarov1564]

I do like the solo podcasts episodes tho but it'd be nice for every 5 ep

[@clevernamehere7559]

Sounds like you’d enjoy PKA.

[@drew9597]

@@clevernamehere7559 uhm...... no lmao

[@clevernamehere7559]

@@drew9597 Alright, no need to get your britches in a bunch. God forbid anyone make a suggestion for your benefit.

[@justjustin3377]

god sam just looks like harry potter but he never went to hogwarts and is covering the scar with his hair

[@Tezmex77]

He went to KFC instead

[@geronimoortiz5413]

Harry pogger

[@Janus-yv8zm]

@@Tezmex77 Chick-Fil-A*

[@gabriellawrence109]

A fat, grotesque harry potter

[@GareyPongat]

Harry Pongle

[@ethanshufflebarger1941]

Was listening on Spotify on the 22nd, driving home from college to see my brother for his birthday. Was so invested in Poob and Bryan’s argument I didn’t notice my radiator hose had busted and my engine ran hot. $3000+ and a new engine later I’m headed back home and listening to another episode. Thank you Sam for ruining my life

[@Smoko-9]

Remember this? Haha hope it happens this year

[@swivelskittle3926]

bryan has those psychic pebbles hypotheticals. the coom man who exists is something zach would say exactly

[@tony-ci7zd]

I was thinking the exact same.

[@Each-Uisge]

Well that's because he has said pretty much the exact beginning of that hypothetical before. It was a little creature that would come out of the ass of a girl you're fucking and point at it's mouth making sounds.

[@jakolay69xd32]

Nice to see Murray agrees as well

[@LunarHalo7]

exactly what i was thinking. maybe bryan has been watching oneyplays

[@chop3999]

i fucking love zach

[@stellarr1]

So nice seeing a dysfunctional family get together for Halloween.

[@tool3142]

agreed

[@nebulaa480]

How many times can he say "I'm going to buy a gun" and still be partnered XD

[@deadwinterknight1981]

Not a bad thing to own a gun

[@Dooom65]

@@deadwinterknight1981 according to KZbin it is

[@T-Painal]

@@dilfonicz susan wazowski

[@charlesdemers1197]

The Legend Of Tylar *Susan Wabbajack

[@clawzx1195]

twitch's "brandishing of a weapon" rule

[@anglegenerator6686]

aqua is the type of guy to be in his 30s and still get groomed.

[@ShiriusuNH]

Sam, Poob, Bryan, Stalltt, and Aqua are the top 5, the best of the bunch, change my mind

[@evanwalker8454]

replace aqua with bizzle and you're right

[@fisheggs6755]

Bizzle deserves his chair at the top too.

[@YourPalFry]

Hey, Steves cool. Best ass in the biz.

[@jackcarroll6200]

What about fungletoe

[@krumplesthe2nd]

@@jackcarroll6200 Fungle is at the bottom. Which is just what he prefers.

[@youcantbeatk7006]

I'm black and when I was in boy scouts I would try to dodge doing work by standing still in the dark but the only other black kid in the whole troop would always catch me and ask me what I'm doing completely blowing my cover.

[@rowanconstable7824]

Dude, this fucking comment made my day

[@joshuagraham9770]

Lmao

[@Axoe]

Bryan needs to be a permanent co-host

[@genitaltrickmaster]

@@clawzx1195 where Sam is Stavos and Bryan is Nick.

[@rager3657]

Bryan is s tier. Imma be sad when he leaves

[@meatystew5088]

#BrianForCoHost

[@leobruce7196]

Why's he leaving?

[@andreadams6115]

@@leobruce7196 Sam cant just do the same podcast with the same people over and over again

[@leobruce7196]

@@andreadams6115 Watch him...

[@jedrayne3636]

@@leobruce7196 when sam eventually grows into a boiling rage from poob not using his slave name and obliterates him with a body slam

[@nukedgames7625]

Idk why but Poob is 100x funnier when he’s yelling at Bryan

[@kappal3215]

The Poob THICCNESS in the first 5 seconds is unreal

[@thegooobley1993]

Me me semi chub now

[@XfilesandHorrorClips]

I can't keep my eyes off that thing.

[@NickShark010]

Poob Has A Mental Breakdown for 1hr and 30 min - Ep. 29

[@lukethighwalker7027]

So what if i planned a head and filled a milk jug full of my coom. So when the goblin shows up I would just give him his dose? I feel this is a valid point. I need answers Sam.

[@osamallama420avs5]

You would need an industrial freezer to keep the semen fresh

[@TM-ss7hn]

@@osamallama420avs5 a small price to pay

[@ajeje1996]

@@osamallama420avs5 just whack off in a zip lock bag in the evening/morning and have it ready for the day, easy

[@hodarov1564]

@@ajeje1996 what if you drop the bag in public?

[@downtodacore]

I was thinking the same thing

[@jeffreylehman1924]

The look of pure joy on Sam's face when Poob and Bryan are yelling at each other is priceless. I hope you're proud Sam.

[@DukePigron]

Bryans laugh is the funniest shit ever.

[@LevinReign]

This right here was the turning point for the podcast. I love it.

[@gushyjushy]

Sam is 5'2, manlet confirmed

[@jarber3159]

Are you talking size or length?

[@averagemaverick9848]

@@jarber3159 girth.

[@homie.]

currently watching this in isolation because I've got covid and nothing else to do, and I didn't expect to hear my dm about the feeder/feedee thing get read off in the middle of it lmao

[@budgetchrollo37]

I hope you and the fam recover my guy

[@jacklloyd4376]

Good luck bro, rest in peace

[@matthewmorrison3745]

Get well man don't push yourself if you don't need to and let your body do the heavy lifting!

[@hantront]

This podcast is a health hazard enough as it is, chill.

[@billmoroski9032]

@@jacklloyd4376 Rest In Peace?? That’s a little pessimistic

[@grimreefer9324]

Every time I’ve seen Poob and Bryan on one of your vids they’re arguing like an old married couple. Apex, Valorant (I think?) and now this. I just want to see them settle their differences in the bedroom.

[@srnabooz]

I swear to fucking god, I’m going to end up finding Poob x Bryan fanfiction under your name aren't I

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

@@srnabooz bryan pushes poob on cold tile wall during a steamy shower at the golf club Poob setting his chin on Bryans shoulder asks "but hypothetically what about mini me" Bryan replies with a slow and viscous "its ok Ill be your real mini me"...

[@kuusipuy8650]

Forehead fables is one of the rare podcast i like.

[@Melltronster]

Alternate title: Poob gets bullied by Bryan for and hour and a half.

[@creepstaa]

I'm sure this podcast was interesting to listen to, but I was mesmerised by the Mighty Shine Upon Sam's Head

[@parkermclemore9022]

Nah, McAfee ain’t being “extradited” to the US. That’s all a ploy to get close to Sam. Remember when he put Sam on his “list”...

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

It's a good day to be on McAfee's list

[@tubbs2132]

Yikes

[@mikew2893]

*licks lips* "thank God another episode!"

[@PraisedLink]

Dude, no cap, make these 4 hours long🤘🤘

[@DerIKatze]

Watching this back to back with the cryptid tierlist is a treat!

[@dudederek]

Bryan is actually insane. I love his hypothetical scenario.

[@Obrisevac]

Like 90% sure it's stolen from oneyplays, almost identical to one of theirs.

[@kieranmilner1295]

@@Obrisevac i was thinking that i love zachs stuff

[@rigamarooh]

@@Obrisevac I think it might be inspired not stolen

[@devina7819]

About the coom goblin, why can’t I just carry a vial of my c00m for anytime I’m not in a private space to hand him and say ok get out of here?

[@devina7819]

Easy mill that way

[@snipergunner1761]

You put too much thought into this

[@devina7819]

@@snipergunner1761 that’s fair

[@lupe323]

Get a utility belt full of coin to always be ready

[@Loafy01]

Now that’s a truar

[@Sawaisrotting]

So Nice, they did it Twice...

[@FunForbes12]

Bryans pic reminds me of those chicks that crush watermelon's with their thighs. What a God among men.

[@joshbryan8028]

I'm pretty sure that's just a random pic of some dude

[@patrickr1693]

@@joshbryan8028 no it’s him

[@joshbryan8028]

@@patrickr1693 how do you know?

[@joshbryan8028]

@@patrickr1693 he plays with same too much too look like that. No way he can spend 8hrs per day in the gym and play with same as much as he does

[@ecolmi]

@@joshbryan8028 that really is Bryan bro

[@redtheshed1454]

this looks like its gonna be my favorite episode yet

[@god47398]

"what's that picture in the glass case?" "oh, that? that's my neighbor's little brother."

[@beh.r_co-mando.1374]

This trio is too powerful.

[@shitpostirl1973]

The holy trinity

[@WickedChild95]

Stallt so good at editing he used some footage twice lmfao.

[@lek7286]

I keep coming back to this episode, and i cant help it. its so funny and you can almost imagine the two guests as different people because of how much they both changed. Poob turned into a mad man and Bryan really let himself go.

[@Roshambo920]

Good tip for potential guests; you may be arrested after appearing in the podcast.

[@juanma4641]

Every episode from now on should be with Bryan and Poob, the podcast has peaked

[@ndeshsu7624]

This is by far my most anticipated episode and by far in my opinion the best episode

[@brousster]

glad you have such fun with then boys, solo podcasts a cool and all but this has better synergy

[@jacksavere6988]

This is my favourite episode ever and I consider THIS to be the episode where this show officially takes off😘👌🏻

[@wizardothefool]

The first episode of sams podcast that i cared to watch, and I'll never regret watching it

[@Ryies12]

The coom goblin conversation gave me hardcore Oney Plays vibes

[@opinionpaladin6007]

22:04 Poob asking them white man questions. “Does he speak mainly English”

[@whiff_8373]

These older podcast are definitely more sketchy than the new ones lol

[@keenanzibert2001]

someone clip poob saying"I killed like 8 dogs that night"

[@thegreatkhan3191]

Samuel, I was in NY and I got into a minor car accident. Aqua hit me I came out of my car flabbergasted that it was Aqua. He got out looking angry like I had beat his mother (Like how he did to his own) I said "oh shit yo Aqua it's all good man I enjoy your videos" "Do you know who the fuck I am how dare you fucking hit me" he exclaimed. Once again I was flabbergasted. Sammy, I beg of you to help Aqua with his anger problems.

[@joshuagraham9770]

Lmao

[@frankieprimo6423]

This and the next one are absolutely the best podcast Sam has.

[@Beastman580]

These three have the best chemistry I've ever seen. Hands down the best podcast I've ever watched.

[@channelmen]

This Podcast is just Bryan and Sam picking on Poob because they've been friends for so long that they are bored with each other and paid Poob as a couples swinger.

[@kwoni3337]

Oh my, poob is so baby faced in this 😂 bryan and sam looking the exact same

[@Julian-uk6mj]

It's actually crazy how different he looks it's shocking 😭

[@TheSkelzore]

I'm not even Poob and I feel like I was attacked on this episode

[@shiftyjim4138]

It’s insane. Two years later, they actually made a video about fucking Cryptids. 26:35

[@rolandu.1167]

20:15 It's basically confirmed that Bryan watches Oneyplays and idolizes the Coom goblin himslef, Zach Hadel. (If you're confused, they commentate over games and they come up with silly hypotheticals. One was almost identical to this)

[@HalfTheFun_]

I would doubt you but it’s pretty much the exact hypothetical

[@robtaylor6740]

I thought the exact same thing 😂

[@rederrikdbd9429]

Keep up the good work sam! I love the podcast a little too much.

[@oldirtyspacecadet7494]

Hands down the best trio

[@doc.cynical8852]

Finally another full podcast this made my day

[@aleksmts7758]

This trio is amazing please make more

[@DropOut32131]

I come back to listen again after a while and first thing I hear is 'You can't have sex with a chupacabra'. This podcast man.

[@realmboy9086]

I want more lore from Bryan's universe

[@sydneynedry6920]

Breaking news: Bryan has been killed in a shooting, friends and family are being interviewed and please give any information that may help in the investigation

[@ajeje1996]

Aqua was seen fleeing the scene

[@0xcc32sys_err4]

I thought this was a premium exclusive. Thank you Sam!

[@eepyelf]

Bro Bryan really is just a hand me down version of zack from sleepycast especially with his hypotheticals

[@sanako03]

1:30:49 Sam giving off big Super Dave vibes there. lol! Great podcast. Bryan and Poob kept wringing laughs outta me!

[@endy2870]

needed something to listen to while trying to sleep last night, turned this on i was out in seconds

[@nathannotimportant9379]

A year ago on a different episode of the podcast you also struggled to find the word, "jaundice."

[@JohanG59]

Swear to god this was one of the most entertaining episodes, I hope forehead fables never ends :)

[@swivelskittle3926]

1:13:19 Brian’s little ice quip lacked any recognition despite being the peak of comedy.

[@kyran1681]

We are all background character's in McAfee's story

[@nadams01_65]

Thank you stallt for giving us poors the clips from the not free podcast

[@ImNotAMageImAWizard]

Been waiting years for this

[@tachankaisgod6689]

Sam, please bring back Bryan and Poob for another podcast every so often, these are the best

[@not_anartist8477]

Daymn Bryan do be having that broly bod

[@meatystew5088]

This is a fanatic episode

[@nepadron]

Very fun listening to them talk about items in Bryan's room no one can see but them

[@sorastubblefield3926]

Poob you know what would've been more hilarious for that clip cut too the dog limping outta the bag

[@Shoelace420]

My search is complete

[@noone-uc6hv]

I absolutely love the chemistry between these 3

[@_neverseemeagain]

these are the only podcast i find interesting

[@EarlyBirm]

Miles Davis has a beeeaaauutiful instrumental cover of "It Never Entered My Mind."

[@rarefactorgaming7580]

When you turn on subtitles and the subtitles call him poop

[@gamershark5880]

Good job on the edit stalt

[@frstyby9886]

this is probably my favorite episode yet

[@UnicornBuffalo]

Poob has changed so much since the Bionicle Bois

[@uy9572]

Bro this trio is my favorite thing in the Internet

[@icegok1164]

One of my favorite podcast

[@wasterlessmhore]

Poob and Bryan are the best guests to have on at the same time. Cause Bryan just get under Poobs skin so easily. I love it, don’t let anyone else steal your talent

[@bradchadington9068]

Poob, Bryan, and Sam are the holy trinity of this podcast

[@maxkavanagh7549]

This is easily the best episode yet

[@domtambroni6951]

It’s good to see that Poob has friends.

[@simonpageau6224]

General sam is an agent of chaos

[@beeboop5158]

One of the best episodes

[@E1ev1n]

We truly will never know if that picture is bryan or not.