“I’m a normal guy. I’m wearing a button-up shirt” Yeah, indoors like a psycho.
@sergeantspeed59414 жыл бұрын
That's what an alien would say. 👀
@ashenwuss16514 жыл бұрын
He has half a Nazi mustache, too, lolol
@joedirt62124 жыл бұрын
You don’t wear a button up shirt
@RecklessRuin4 жыл бұрын
I read this 5 seconds before it happened, perfect timing
@PissBreakSupervisorOleHopkins3 жыл бұрын
@@ashenwuss1651 the fuck is a nazi mustache lol and I know what you mean but it has a name and at the very least just say Hitler mustache
@grimreefer93244 жыл бұрын
Let’s be honest “Moe” is absolutely adorable Obviously trying to bite Poob to get away from his sexual abuser, but still adorable.
@candiedcrusader78414 жыл бұрын
Poob rides his red rocket, and that's why his dick is bruised
@adamaenridi72724 жыл бұрын
Poob is such a fascinating specimen. It's like he's just human enough to not stand out on the first look, but the more you inspect his behaviour, his little quirks, his reactions, the way he talks, the more you find there's something unsettling underneath.
@grognackgarganil91644 жыл бұрын
He has unnatural
@JohnCarpentersSciFiHorrorClass4 жыл бұрын
It is truly uncanny valley at its finest
@klaykid1174 жыл бұрын
We should get him and Aqua in a room together and see if they freak out and start fighting
@Guaguadeath4 жыл бұрын
Lol well that was a creepy inspection of him
@adamhicks244 жыл бұрын
this is a great copyppasta
@RenegadeRam4 жыл бұрын
I like how Staltt does none of those sounds or effects.
@ARGOS-THOR4 жыл бұрын
Literally my favourite part. Staltt doesnt even care and its amazing.
@Stalltt4 жыл бұрын
@@ARGOS-THOR Poob actually included his own sound effects but they were on a separate audio track and I couldn't be fucked to keep an entire audio track around for like two laugh track hits
@Sevren_4 жыл бұрын
@@Stalltt when are you going to be on the podcast?
@masonbauer10614 жыл бұрын
@@ARGOS-THOR o
@OneTrueRat4 жыл бұрын
@@Sevren_ they can't have him on the podcast. It's a conflict of interest
@GenePPig4 жыл бұрын
I don't trust Bryan, he never blinks
@kazekage24074 жыл бұрын
his mouth doesn’t move when he talks either
@hodarov15644 жыл бұрын
Why is he standing so still
@stopaskingformynamegooglef1194 жыл бұрын
It's what chads do, jeez maybe you should learn how to mentally project your thoughts while looking fine af.
@uyou2tube4 жыл бұрын
Bryan’s pic makes me come a lot.
@dedbread65034 жыл бұрын
this Nikita guy sounds like he's just dracula without the charisma
@taloob4934 жыл бұрын
Dracula's less successful brother, dinkulus
@distantlol4 жыл бұрын
@@taloob493 lmfaoo
@bruhpoid70584 жыл бұрын
What's his twitch username? He streams right?
@tofuscramblegames51654 жыл бұрын
Moe is recovering very well from his beating. He’s so brave.
@bobogaming42094 жыл бұрын
S
@squidy30374 жыл бұрын
that dog does look different tho O.o
@AHD-hl8ey4 жыл бұрын
Stunning, and brave
@BananaDuck4 жыл бұрын
Every time Poob shouts take a drink.
@DjNitroShock4 жыл бұрын
I don’t want to die
@YeastofWest4 жыл бұрын
level two is to add bryan
@realgrill38894 жыл бұрын
If I wanted to speedrun suicide I'd buy a gun
@raskolnikovsghost27014 жыл бұрын
BD for next episode, Sam! Edit: Poob and Bryan should stay on as co-host. And all three of them should write questions for you.
@justtoletyahknow14 жыл бұрын
you tryna kill us?
@craftycraff79384 жыл бұрын
We need Nikita on as a guest.
@acrid26954 жыл бұрын
I think the amount of bullying here has prevented that
@rinkashikachi4 жыл бұрын
No
@elLocodelsubte4 жыл бұрын
It's sad how hard they bullyed him
@lupe3234 жыл бұрын
@@elLocodelsubte no that’s just them
@JoeKurr54 жыл бұрын
@@elLocodelsubte no it isn’t.
@Bruhsty12344 жыл бұрын
As a Nikita from Ukraine I can say that some people are just weird without dependency on their geolocation.
@Bruhsty12344 жыл бұрын
At the moment of writing my comment I didn't got to the 23:47 point, now I have no doubt in my mind that there is something wrong with that guy.
@M.TTT.4 жыл бұрын
hmm, interesting.
@thegreatkhan31914 жыл бұрын
@@Bruhsty1234 You definitely are that Nikita that they are talking about
@Bruhsty12344 жыл бұрын
@@thegreatkhan3191 Well, first of all you don't have any proof, second of all I'm not THAT fucking retarded. Also I didn't moved from Ukraine to whatever, especially to Murica.
@thegreatkhan31914 жыл бұрын
@@Bruhsty1234 that's something that Nikita would say
@wapowman4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I feel like the cultural clash between how Nikita lived in Ukraine and how he’s set up his house in the US is so interesting Petition for Nikita on the podcast
@taloob4934 жыл бұрын
I second. We could have a subseries of special episodes where the guests are insane people, like when he talked to John mcafee
@robbespilliers24384 жыл бұрын
YESS
@Stop_Gooning3 жыл бұрын
@@taloob493 lmao it'd be like the old Metokur internet insanity videos but in podcast/interview form
@killianmartin90634 жыл бұрын
Brian must have changed his diet cuz he looking different from last episode
@izmakk40064 жыл бұрын
This is just how he looks when he's sad.
@mr.sophistication16544 жыл бұрын
Bryan *
@Idothinkysaurus4 жыл бұрын
Bryan's a bit of a shape shifter, but he keeps himself in good shape so you can't really get on his case about it.
@chromaticturtle86574 жыл бұрын
Brian is what the giga Chad is based off
@thelemon27644 жыл бұрын
I think he just got a haircut
@jordanday13004 жыл бұрын
Sam my man quick question should you get to it, are these two permanent members of this podcast now? If they are you’re probably gonna launch to podcast superstardom.
@andreadams61154 жыл бұрын
Yeah he said their now co-host
@ForeheadFablesPodcast4 жыл бұрын
yisss
@meatystew50884 жыл бұрын
@@andreadams6115 oh hell yeah
@mikesmith79044 жыл бұрын
@@andreadams6115 fuck yea
@Daniel-bb9qj4 жыл бұрын
@@ForeheadFablesPodcast now I am cooming
@brandonmeens Жыл бұрын
I forgot how much Brian actually talked when he didn’t use his camera
@d.iv.in.e11 ай бұрын
or how much shit he talked to poob 😭 crazy what showing ur face does to people
@angryskeleton56764 жыл бұрын
Bryan's comments on the homeless indicate that he has been spending a lot of time with Aqua.
@thejfj4 жыл бұрын
Damn Poobs all over these lately, gotta tag me in for another
@Daniel-bb9qj4 жыл бұрын
poob is racist sexist kkk
@godkingdom44564 жыл бұрын
Cant wait to see the ep bruh
@M.TTT.4 жыл бұрын
socky
@ikingofswedeni27544 жыл бұрын
You have to say the N word every 5 minutes to keep Stalt on his toes
@mrjack087224 жыл бұрын
Put him in coach.
@notthewhitenationalist4 жыл бұрын
Poob is the ducking best, I’m happy he’s your new cohost, and Brian is just a classic, Love these two guys and of course you my Diet Coke queen
@gagekellstrom39784 жыл бұрын
Someone’s autocorrect kickin in
@grayson76774 жыл бұрын
@@gagekellstrom3978 we’ve all been there once or twice
@edwinortiz5004 жыл бұрын
Bryan has so much power. they should start pressuring him into lower ranks by making him face cam lol.
3 жыл бұрын
boy are u gonna love the new podcasts
@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer2 жыл бұрын
You predicted it
@andreadams61154 жыл бұрын
Thank God stallt finally found a new photo and now Brian's back
@rexy_30564 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Poob went to the shelter to replace his dog for cover smh
@UberDubers224 жыл бұрын
That was the exact same dog, I don't know what you're talking about
@lucian53894 жыл бұрын
@@UberDubers22 I'm gonna let you figure this joke out on your own
@microsoftwordtm27394 жыл бұрын
@@lucian5389 ... wsohosohsohosho
@UberDubers224 жыл бұрын
@@microsoftwordtm2739 THANK YOU
@WickedChild954 жыл бұрын
I like how they fight for Stalltt's attention like children.
@wzrdfrskn8324 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure Sam is using Madelaine's college fund to pay Poob and Bryan for these episodes.
@gamermoment6564 жыл бұрын
Dude thats so rude. It's been gone since Sam discovered Coke and Heroin 2 months ago.
@wzrdfrskn8324 жыл бұрын
@@gamermoment656 is that how he lost all that weight?
@distantlol4 жыл бұрын
he makes like $0.003 cpm the college fund is like 8 bucks Lmfaoo
@tny41384 жыл бұрын
5:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 10:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 15:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 20:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 25:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 30:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 35:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 40:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 45:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 50:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 55:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 1:00:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 1:05:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 1:10:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 1:15:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 1:20:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 1:25:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen* 1:30:00 *You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen*
@QuadParrot-dj8rp4 жыл бұрын
I’m actually hype for the Hiking vid ngl it’s would be cool to see like half the wild bunch together with your other friends
@hodarov15643 жыл бұрын
😔
@chrishiggins26514 жыл бұрын
This Nikita guy sounds like me if I wasn’t bullied as a child
@t0ri1784 жыл бұрын
bullying has given you strength it seems
@Speedojesus2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part about the Nikita's house bit is the fact that he puts the TV on two chairs, even though he has a fucking cabinet in front of it that could fit the television that he's using as a table. Slavic people truly are a unique type.
@ashleychapman46544 жыл бұрын
The part where Poob says "Figure it out" and Staltt lays into him SLAYED ME. Great edit Staltt.
@Shumachuma2 жыл бұрын
“Change comes from within”💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂I still laughed hard asf at that
@itsyaboycancer765911 ай бұрын
By god look at these boys. Sam looks like a good husband and father. Poob looks like he could run a office successfully. Bryan hasn't shown his face and been put on every watch list. They are so different in 2024
@Paper_Paladin4 жыл бұрын
“Moe” is so adorable
@tanman__38784 жыл бұрын
Poob lookin like a lil cutie with that beard
@user-ve3jk4uc3o4 жыл бұрын
He is getting annoying talking about politics tho
@candiedcrusader78414 жыл бұрын
He's thinking about leading the nationalist socialist party of america, he's surprisingly charismatic, his speech about Jews was weird tho
@zakkarywhiting83044 жыл бұрын
@@user-ve3jk4uc3o Sam started it and they’re all right about it
@Hoffmayne4 жыл бұрын
@@user-ve3jk4uc3o The part where he said America would be perfect without the “brown riff-raff” was honestly a bit out of hand
@user-ve3jk4uc3o4 жыл бұрын
@@Hoffmayne who
@SirMemesAlot714 жыл бұрын
Honestly we need to stop blaming Poob for the dog murder video. Clearly the true dog killer is Aqua. Poob doesn’t know this, but I caught Aqua killing Moe and replacing him with a fake Moe. He does this on a regular basis where Aqua kills a dog and find another identical dog and replaces it. And he keeps doing that over and over without owners knowing. He’s a real monster that needs to be stopped.
@Bestie_Brady4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the new trio, the homeless man filming everything alone was really struggling. Glad these 2 nice young men helped a guy get off the streets.
@jakewily71074 жыл бұрын
"advanced hobo AIDS" possibly the best thing I've ever heard
@potentialsus48514 жыл бұрын
>in this episode Sam and minions bully an average Ukrainian male
@i55ues294 жыл бұрын
i have one good hypothetical for Bryan. So,his dad comes back but he turns out to be jeffery epstein.
@StonoDiggs4 жыл бұрын
That’s a W, talk about cash
@yoopergamer18714 жыл бұрын
The halo coast didn't happen
@acrid26954 жыл бұрын
I like how they just bully this Ukrainian guy for like 20 minutes
@stevenbrown52463 жыл бұрын
I like how they just bully everyone they can think of for like 92 minutes
@ian-op5fv4 жыл бұрын
1:01:20 Here is an exchange between an interviewer and Gov. Northam, it seems to suggest that he might support the killing of a baby after it's been born alive if it has some degree of unspecified deformity, as well as support for an abortion/execution performed on a fetus/baby that is in the process of being born. Just because people might be misinformed on details, doesn't mean there isn't some truth to it. Julie Carey: … There was a very contentious committee hearing yesterday when Fairfax County Delegate Kathy Tran made her case for lifting restrictions on third-trimester abortions, as well as other restrictions now in place. And she was pressed by a Republican delegate about whether her bill would permit an abortion even as a woman is, essentially, dilating, ready to give birth. And she answered that it would permit an abortion at that stage of labor. Do you support her measure? And explain her answer. Ralph Northam: You know, I wasn’t there, Julie, and I certainly can’t speak for Delegate Tran, but I would tell you - one, the first thing I would say is this is why decisions such as this should be made by [healthcare] providers, physicians, and the mothers and fathers that are involved. There are - you know when we talk about third-trimester abortions, these are done with the consent of, obviously, the mother, with the consent of the physicians, more than one physician by the way. And it’s done in cases where there may be severe deformities, there may be a fetus that’s non-viable. So in this particular example, if a mother is in labor, I can tell you exactly what would happen. The infant would be delivered, the infant would be kept comfortable, the infant would be resuscitated if that’s what the mother and the family desired, and then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother. So I think this was really blown out of proportion …
@CHmLgN4 жыл бұрын
That's one of the biggest problems with the current flow of information. By accident or by design, everything is getting sprinkled with misinformation or out right lies till people are either completely lost in and end up believing bullshit or calling everything bullshit. It's now rather difficult and incredibly time consuming to stay accurate with almost anything controversial or complex and people (myself included) are fucking lazy as shit and massively distracted.
@papasuess4 жыл бұрын
I ain’t reading all that: sorry/fuck you/i agree/i disagree
@CHmLgN4 жыл бұрын
@@papasuess Lol, no worries. An excellent case in point, so it's appreciated.
@teddiedoggo8965 Жыл бұрын
i like how they started with "do you wanna talk about the N?" to "so anyways here's nikita's house"
@GUMMRUCHK4 жыл бұрын
It's amazing KZbin even allows Sam to stay on the site. lmao
@coladecker37924 жыл бұрын
Bruh how does Bryan sit so still
@danmcd70234 жыл бұрын
Petition to get Nikita on the podcast \/ (We got this)
@professorbone84664 жыл бұрын
This nikita guy sounds like someone you should invite on the podcast
@bobbythotimus11844 жыл бұрын
While im glad that they're co hosts now im sad that this probably means theres gonna be no more solo sam podcasts 😔
@johnlocke29134 жыл бұрын
I don't mind Bryan as much as I do Poob. Poob's kinda funny, but the cyclical and sometimes nonexistent nature of his jokes and/or dialogue seems off kilter. While Bryan's jokes and bits are cyclical, they're so far out there that I can't help smirking.
@godpleasehelpme53364 жыл бұрын
@@johnlocke2913 cynical
@chee_wee4 жыл бұрын
@@godpleasehelpme5336 do u know what cyclical mean
@godpleasehelpme53364 жыл бұрын
@@chee_wee sorry just actually found out
@chee_wee4 жыл бұрын
@@godpleasehelpme5336 its ok bb
@littlejimmy51634 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy Poob started saying the n word so much that stalt had to bleep him
@breadpilled25874 жыл бұрын
I swear to God, in 20 years we'll see Poob in the news because he's a serial killer or some shit. He's just... too average
@danielmcgarry54722 жыл бұрын
This comment aged so well
@Biggy_Jimothy4 жыл бұрын
Listened to this while mowing the lawn. You guys had me losing my shit in the middle of the yard! Keep it up guys!
@boblog1314 жыл бұрын
the one guy who dislikes every time has to be sam
@andreadams61154 жыл бұрын
No it's me I only got the patron so I could always be the first to dislike each video
@Noah_Pearson4 жыл бұрын
@@andreadams6115 great man
@anarky35854 жыл бұрын
@@andreadams6115 you're a Chad, empires rise and fall under your footsteps.
@ericscott71204 жыл бұрын
@@andreadams6115 You are a prophet
@kman18934 жыл бұрын
@@andreadams6115 based
@MonsteR_NuggetS4 жыл бұрын
Bryan and Poob permanently on the Forehead Fables!?!? Oooooh baby a triple!!
@kozmikhero67494 жыл бұрын
Holy shit usually i listen to this podcast while i work but I couldn't that ukranian dude is too funny
@Idothinkysaurus4 жыл бұрын
The move to make Bryan and Poob permanent parts of the cast is the best decision you have ever made. I don't care what else you've done, this is the best thing.
@xxxxsharpie4 жыл бұрын
I thought they were talking about ETF Nikita at first and I was shook lol
@leonkillr4 жыл бұрын
Stalltt killed it with the cutting. It was hilarious
@CloakedBacon4 жыл бұрын
Failed appalachian hiking video 3 confirmed can't wait
@deadshot42454 жыл бұрын
I agree my favorite because I’ve been in similar issues before
@Romearci4 жыл бұрын
31:56 Dude there's a fucking D&D 5e Dungeon Master's Guide on the floor to the left
@yeastymeat4 жыл бұрын
If only we could have had bryan and McAfee
@craftycraff79384 жыл бұрын
Dude.
@user-vp9lc9up6v4 жыл бұрын
@@craftycraff7938 McAfee got arrested I think
@youcantbeatk70064 жыл бұрын
@@user-vp9lc9up6v You can still get calls from people in prison.
@Maikologi4 жыл бұрын
@@youcantbeatk7006 that theres a solution son Good jerb
@OmerAliuddin4 жыл бұрын
@@user-vp9lc9up6v if he can tweet every fucking day from prison, he can video call from prison god dammit
@scoopdyhoop53064 жыл бұрын
Im not too proud to admit I almost shit myself laughing at the "Change comes from within AHHHH" and the change coming out of his shirt. This is exactly the content I keep coming back for and I love it. Unsubscribed
@tombstone7204 жыл бұрын
You guys honestly need to do a podcast weekly with all 3 of you, this is content
@the_tabl38094 жыл бұрын
Jesus, Sam talking about his mother going radical after joining Facebook is the exact same fucking thing that happened to my mom. that shit hit close to home lol.
@troutjerky34894 жыл бұрын
imagine taking dating advice from these guys....
@devinjohnson34344 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@glopsnopper38064 жыл бұрын
"Don't be weird" is pretty standard dating advice anybody can give tbh
@kman18934 жыл бұрын
I mean not having a sofa facing the wall with a rapist chair behind it is somethin i can definitely agree with these guys on
@clownworld46553 жыл бұрын
I would be done for 😂
@clownworld46553 жыл бұрын
@@kman1893 well duh. They can only give the advice because that dude is such a lost cause. If you’re decently skilled with women definitely don’t take advice from them
@grimreefer93244 жыл бұрын
Considering they’re now constant guests, I think Poob is gonna end up tearing his hair out before episode 45
@bloopdeboop17073 жыл бұрын
If I took a shot every time Poob started shouting, my alcohol problems would be as bad as his are
@dynamite34144 жыл бұрын
Bryan really does remind me of psychic pebbles, the mini me thing was literally a hypothetical he did on oneyplays
@hinesvillebass67423 жыл бұрын
favorite part of these is Bryan doing visual comedy yet refusing to turn on his camera. presumably because he looks like a endemic john candy moments before the coke exploded his heart
@hinesvillebass6742 Жыл бұрын
the moment brian got a cam he got real quiet
@tomokariog4 жыл бұрын
i thought you were talkling about EFT Nikita lol
@anviil14174 жыл бұрын
It’s 4 AM, I have class today, I told myself that I would fix my sleep schedule yet here I am Not even worth it Subbed
@swivelskittle39264 жыл бұрын
Can we get a dedicated "Moe Break" even if poob doesnt wanna grab em, cuz dogs are cool and I wanna see more dogs
@morganbyrne49314 жыл бұрын
This is literally the only podcast I can consistently find funny every episode.
@wisegoongala43054 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that now the fans have stopped sending personal questions to not be made fun of they're still being mocked to thousands of people
@conorfarrell84154 жыл бұрын
I was one of them
@zachyvevo48564 жыл бұрын
The podcast is literally my favorite thing to listen too your doing a great job
@drew95974 жыл бұрын
The absolute giga chad known as Bryan is back bb
@zakprom78504 жыл бұрын
Bryan is s small hairy child
@Zero86544 жыл бұрын
you made this comment 5 days before the episode came out?
@arthurperillo20914 жыл бұрын
@@Zero8654his from the future
@drew95974 жыл бұрын
@@Zero8654 time traveler
@troymann88924 жыл бұрын
Just noticed that sam has a poster for John Carpenter's The Thing on his wall. Very nice.
@rexy_30564 жыл бұрын
It was an early Saturday morning, and the orange glow of the peeking sun flashed streaks of light throughout my Garfield themed bedroom. I sprung from my Garfield sheeted bed (complete with a wooden carved Garfield and Friends backboard) and raced to the kitchen to prepare my daily offering. Fifteen traditional Italian stone ovens greeted me as I ran to the fridge to create a lasagna feast fit for a king. My high paying job allowed me to sacrifice my would-be comfortable life to one that serves my Orange God and all of his desires. Outfitting my home with the most luxurious kitchenware was obviously a must. Hours went by as I crafted a magnificent array of crisp golden treats, and I was starting to squirm with anticipation for what was to come. The cooking was done, and now the final preparations needed to be set. I laid out 40 freshly killed gray cats in a perfect circle. Each deceased cat had nametags stapled to their foreheads that read "Nermal Faggot". After carefully placing the lasagnas in the center of the flesh circle, my work was complete. I sat cross-legged, embraced my handcrafted Garfield plushie (made from my shaved body hair), and prayed for the orange cat's arrival. After an hour of waiting, a blinding flash of white and orange light erupted from the center of the room. The shockwave from the blast sent pieces of my sacrifice flying throughout the room, but their descent stopped midair as a dark plump figure slowly emerged from the light. It was him. My God. My savior. It was Garfield. I immediately removed my custom made Garfield and Friends prayer robes, and eagerly presented my freshly bleached asshole. I heard a soft, but hearty chuckle from behind that could only be described as velvety vocal gold. "Heh, I thought I might mix things up today and try something a little different." Garfield casually mentioned as he picked me up from the ground to face him. My eyes immediately locked to the floor as I dare not make eye contact with such a supreme being. He chuckled again making me slightly whimper with ecstasy. "Do not be afraid to look into my gaze, sweet innocent child." Garfield gently put his hand to my chin and lifted my head. I was met with the most beautiful pair of eyes I had ever seen. The whites of Garfield's eyes softly glowed in the dark room, and his black pupils gave off a sense of warmth and fatherly love. As we looked into one another's eyes for what felt like centuries, I felt a strong warmth pushing against my stomach. I glanced down and my eyes widened. There it was. Garfield's Fat. Juicy. Cock. I looked up to see Garfield smirking. "I want to be inside you, but not in the normal fashion." I was puzzled by what he meant, but before I could ask any questions Garfield was reaching for my un-erect cock while lubing his meaty orange member with lasagna sauce. He drew my penis close to his and he began to separate my urethra apart like a budding flower. I screamed in agony. The pain was unimaginable, but I had to please my king. Garfield bumped his girthy bazooka up against my now foot wide urethra. "Hmm, this is going to be tight fit, but I think we'll manage..." Garfield mumbled as he pushed himself deep inside my forbidden hole. The pain of a thousand needles brushing against the walls of my urethra sent me into complete shock. I could no longer stand on my own, but the supernatural power of Garfield kept my body from crumbling to the ground. Blood started to dribble out of our newly created ravioli hole as Garfield increased the frequency of his pumps. "Garfield, It h-hurts so much... I-I can't-" Garfield placed a thick finger over my lips to silence my begging. "Shhhh, I know, but you will be the bearer of my brood. This pain will be temporary, but your euphoria will be eternal once I plant my corrupted seed." I wept tears of joy and pain as he wrapped his powerful arms securely around me. "This is it, prepare yourself." I felt a massive twitch inside me as Garfield thrusts faster than before. A mass of hot gooey cheese shoots deep inside me. I could feel the cum wiggling it's way deeper inside me to form the AntiChrist. Massive yellow chunks of semen plop to the ground as Garfield removes himself from my destroyed penis. "You have always been a loyal follower, so I have chosen you specifically to grow my offspring. I will be back in nine months for the child, my sweet flower." Garfield quickly snaps his fingers breaking the sound barrier, as the same portal from earlier forms in the center of the room. Walking through the portal, Garfield glances back at me, winks with his classic smirk, and slowly fades away into the bright light. A loud snap echoes throughout the room as the portal blinks out of existence. As I lay alone with my fully prolapsed penis, I softly put a hand against my stomach. A grin forms across my face. He chose ME to be the mother. Thank you, Garfield.
@SpammerRapist4 жыл бұрын
In the thesaurus this text is an example of "wall of text." I couldn't be bothered. Just read the first and last sentences and said "meh", glad I didn't waste any time with that piece of shit.
@thehabit6352 жыл бұрын
@@SpammerRapist its actually horrifyingly well written
@Claud-fb5bg4 жыл бұрын
I love how Bryan prompted the mom-speaks-minion-for-$100K and immediately Sam agrees while Poob crumbled with disappointment and so much heartache
@ifacecheck4 жыл бұрын
You guys need to get Nikita on. He sounds like a great addition to the pod.
@clickawayforyourowngood19154 жыл бұрын
these are great, keep cranking them out
@JoeKurr54 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@martinwilliams13084 жыл бұрын
I will pay good money for an uncensored version
@c.e.o.ofmunchos41494 жыл бұрын
What people think I'm listening to at the gym: music What I'm actually listening to:
@DrunkButcher4 жыл бұрын
The couch needs to go to the windowed wall if the light “is to harsh on my eyes”
@tomdunphy68654 жыл бұрын
I’m hyped that Steve is coming on the hike
@grooveular85544 жыл бұрын
Bryan looks dashing this episode.
@KangarooAndrew24 жыл бұрын
He truly does, Crusader.
@tomascinnsealeach99794 жыл бұрын
Bring your brother along on the hike, need a part 3
@arizonagod13224 жыл бұрын
Sams take on how people aren't funny really shows in yt comments. All these people restating the lines you just watched.
@Fox_Olive4 жыл бұрын
That’s in context though. It makes sense here, “ah, X moment was my favorite, let’s share that sentiment in the comments”. It’s weird when you just say it outside of context
@arizonagod13224 жыл бұрын
@@Fox_Olive thats true but I see it alot on TV show clips. it makes sense to say it there but often its a 2-5 minute clip and all the lines are the punchlines of the jokes. we all just watched it so restating it is just doing the obvious.
@specter18934 жыл бұрын
Or the same fucking gag over and over and over again like referencing a shinebox on Sopranos clips
@Echosapian4 жыл бұрын
I fucking spit my cereal out laughing so hard at the "REDACTED" segment. Nice editing.
@benbollivar54314 жыл бұрын
I got a good hypothetical For 50k every 4 months once a week at random a animal of any species or variety chases you for 5 minutes and it will try to kill you. It could be a bear or a hamster. Edit: to make it fair it couldn’t happen at night because sooner or later it’d happen and you’d be defenseless
@AlpaChino3933 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at "So you don't look like your picture? Is that what you're telling me?" @ 57:35
@FalloutUgglan4 жыл бұрын
They knew the backlash they'd get from absolutely smashing hat dog down the stairs so they recorded this before hand just in case And here I was thinking that only Aqua could procure such a cunningly cruel plan, I am astounded and appalled Poob, truly disappointed
@bumpster8104 жыл бұрын
sams head is so perfectly round and i want to polish it
@thestoicjourney33554 жыл бұрын
Gang gang lads, Papa Samuel, feeding us that prime rib this morning lol.
@tomlenid6994 жыл бұрын
31:29 nice you can see tarkovs server
@somebody04254 жыл бұрын
Yes it is the ""exact same dog"" lol
@thesaucedoctor4 жыл бұрын
So Nikita is a confirmed D&D 5e DM: 31:57
@jamesgatz53014 жыл бұрын
Sam dude, the postpartum abortion thing was spoken about by some governor. It’s a thing.
@DaleErnieMichael4 жыл бұрын
There was also a shortlived bill proposed I believe in Texas to force abortion doctors to not perform life saving surgery on babies that survive abortions.
@karkanrey14635 ай бұрын
I came to this podcast for Sam and stayed for Poob
@piratekingreq36614 ай бұрын
I stayed for pip
@ENEN-tz6eg4 жыл бұрын
I thought the Ukrainian guy worked at like NORAD and you were about to unravel some alien technology.
@bigmangabe4 жыл бұрын
At 2:28 you can see sam in pain as he listens to two crazy people ramble.
@ArtyFoxxo4 жыл бұрын
Was it just me thinking that he was talking about Nikita Buyanov the whole time?
@spoon53073 жыл бұрын
13:46 The Green Mile plot synopsis
@boatexe87064 жыл бұрын
Sam would be the person that would go to Jamaica and act like he's dead for a year and come back like nothing happened