Nursing Home Martyrdom Ft. CarlosTheGardener - Ep. 64

[@CarlostheGardener]

I think the most disturbing part of this experience was the 2 hour long "pre-podcast ritual" the guys performed. I couldn't understand any of the Latin they were speaking, but I heard my name and a voice that wasn't any of theirs join in on their chanting.

[@SquadGoals22]

Great having you on the podcast man. Thank you.

[@Rileylego-fq6wc]

Boys will be boys

[@Kneeco69]

A patron huh? Looks like we've got ourselves a gamer.

[@jarensmith3133]

Abby always does that

[@Gavin_Sage_]

They speak latin as to summon their lord: Satan.

[@Jameshefrog]

Staltt, we need a 25% Bloom increase on Sam’s video. There is a little too much of him visible

[@Murraymane]

epic migraine moment thank you sam

[@To5u]

fucken oath!

[@C0necat]

This podcast is definitely a video only podcast. You'd miss so many things if you just listened to these. Staltt's comments alone are worth watching for, I'd hate to miss them.

[@snapsterson2147]

for as much as they joke that the audio sucks it pretty alright, only way i listen to them. video isnt entertaining enough for me to be the sole source of entertainment

[@ristonfuller1319]

@@snapsterson2147 i usually double tab it so i watch one side of my monitor so i dont miss visual gags and the other i do work or something.

[@C0necat]

@@snapsterson2147 Yeah I've also listened to these episodes at work, where I can't actively watch something.

[@hope6840]

I do audio only for every single one - chuckle sandwich and sleep deprived podcasts too I'm not staring at a screen for two hours dude

[@dolphin8815]

For audio only stalt should re edit it and where he puts his little segments of text, he should do a sloe voice over everytime.

[@StumpPumper]

Poob having an amazing bit and then immediately killing all the energy from the bit by going “uhh…y-yeah” is why I watch the podcast

[@kingcrimsonenjoyer5984]

You can tell Sam is slowly dying because you can see heaven approaching close behind him

[@Kneeco69]

Heaven?

[@Smaxedd]

Jews dont go to heaven

[@MW2isthebest123]

Those are actually the white hot flames of hell.

[@M.TTT.]

@@MW2isthebest123 white hot phosphorous flames of hell; hidden behind them exist Putin and Trump, G - lock handshaking over 5D chess game against humankind as we know it.

[@kungfujesus1874]

That’s not heaven, that’s the headlights of a far off semi barreling towards his house

[@hunterswepic]

SAM, when was Poob in Florida? The Sarasota area recently had twomurders of older women (Poob manifestation of his festering Freud complex). He could be the Bayou Butcher…

[@haydencain4105]

Poob talking about his creepy sims game had me laughing so damn hard lmao

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

He's not always funny, but when he is he's so fucking hilarious

[@de-ment]

I tuned into poobs sims streams inconsistently, I first saw him in that trash heap of a house he started in, then I saw her get a GF, then I saw her greatly improve and expand the house (but for some reason the mansion across the street didn't exist anymore) and all I thought was " damn he's really good!". but listening to full story here just made all of it so hilarious

[@animechagram]

"Bryan Says Something" made me wheeze incredibly hard.

[@Schaggar]

It's nice Sam let's the gardener in his house, probably makes it feel like a human being, I don't personally approve but I respect Sam as a property owner. Big fan, love the pod cast.

[@Thr333Dogg]

This is definitely one of the podcast of all time.

[@MaybeRuski]

yup it's definitely a podcast

[@Saganax]

bryan went from looking like a homeless guy to an upstanding gentleman

[@GregoryMcStevens]

He's now in the 1% of homeless people

[@KhanSphere]

This podcast is a Get Out-esque method of transforming Bryan into a healthy, attractive young man using Poob's life potential as a fuel.

[@d0kk542]

Now he's an upstanding homeless man

[@bleh8789]

Now you need to get Peanut, Carlos and Wubby and gaslight them into fighting eachother live

[@BIGJUICE221]

I love how we cut off carlos to talk about more Poob shit and have him do show n tell🤣

[@juice6199]

Nice username

[@thelizardking4016]

words cant describe how hype I am for the DnD streams

[@krebskreblin4012]

Barely past the intro but have seen a gun pulled, Sam ascending into heaven, Brian getting violent, and Poob being Poob. This is going to be a real BANGER

[@deathstramy7272]

I reacted like the shrimp from smiling friends when exposed to sunlight when i saw sams lighting setup truly horrifying

[@gmo4764]

I really like the bit where poob describes his sims gameplay for 20 minutes

[@C0necat]

This podcast proves that Forehead Fables has 4 hosts

[@wyattgiese4229]

I've watched every single episode since conception and all whilst working no video. I watched this for 15 minutes on break and legit almost teared up seeing what I missed. Wtf man.

[@bOwObs]

I literally forgot that I was paying for these. It has been like a little tick attached to my bank account, but I'm not disappointed

[@codyquinton9187]

Sam really got both of wubby's editors on the podcast before his own

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

45:33 The viewers have been clamoring for years for Stalltt to get on the podcast. Make it happen Sam.

[@midgetman4206]

That and Abby.

[@cellotuba]

@@midgetman4206 Divorces him on stream

[@savannah4114]

poobs dog is adorable, so glad he lived after that incident….

[@FridoBiggins]

every episode is a fever dream of hilarity that I completely forget the moment it ends bc my subconscious knows how useless this information is

[@joshpierce7820]

Them: “okay let’s end it” Me: “wait wtf, what was the title of this episode for?” Them 3 seconds later: @1:48:33

[@jojak0512]

They put the good bit right at the end

[@jonradcowboy]

Poobs best background and sams worst lighting all in one clustercock of an episode

[@christianmarshall9289]

Nice haircut Stallt

[@dudefromcanada3317]

Thanks for the podcast Stallt!

[@wulfske]

I love how the Freddie Wong podcast was so good that its become a running joke

[@ASCis]

7:19 Don't worry Bryan, I heard that joke

[@microplasticsrule]

definitely one of the best episodes. you even got brian talking a lot this time

[@friedrice3785]

I was the one to tell you too have him back on the podcast during a wipe stream and I like to tell myself that message got the gears turning

[@_Brohan]

Great job with the lighting, Sam. 💯

[@owlbgreen1435]

unironically a great explanation of kids in this episode, surprisingly insightful

[@punishedbung4902]

These are all that keep me going.

[@SkyTheBear]

I feel like no matter how many episodes of this show is out, a guest will never now what to expect

[@M.TTT.]

“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity” ~ Sun Tzu

[@greggreg8493]

love bryan's new cut

[@mistahslugg]

sams lighting setup looks like a portal to heaven its so fucking bright lol

[@Jesse745]

Big Thanks Staltt great episode

[@yokothespacewhale]

Poob might be only streamer I've seen to be like "yea I hung out with a bunch of bikers in florida. it was awesome. I played ping pong with an old graceful sage man."

[@aidandistefano1427]

Love that the episode is named after a joke that happens in the last 30 seconds lmao

[@Gnohio]

poob eating that slice of ham like a feral dog while sam talked about prolapsing enthusiasts was the highlight of the show

[@leethax100]

Nice editing around the crash, Stalt.

[@chrisfritsch8143]

Wow i was chewing a burrito exactly at the time Poob was chewing too then Sam called both of us out lmaoo

[@nimrodyeeticus9234]

As a fellow Hoosier that hates poob, that Gandalf figure is baller. Good purchase.

[@melmelhodgepodge3800]

IUDs are not a lot of women's preferred choice, especially since it can migrate, punch through the uterine wall, break apart and all of those would basically cause immense pain, possible infection and very likely make you infertile. A lot of people like the DEPO shot, or an implant device that goes in your arm and releases hormones as birth control.

[@tannerk.4630]

I need to know what this bidding site is, pronto.

[@RiverValleyMan]

Poob showing off his new Toys is so cute. Bryan's actually looking sharp, disappointed no Jerry curls tho.

[@WickedChild95]

LMFAO! "Brian says something".

[@Bonk_Quas]

Thank you Sam, you without fail almost everyday when you post make my day.

[@Stalltt]

I was the one who posted it. I hope that this revelation ruins your day.

[@heimvar]

I just got my first DND player guide book today and am already halfway through it and am planning a gnome rogue with arcane specialties. I'm hype to play my first game in a few weeks.

[@Bobbiesgonewild]

Always a pleasure to see a new episode, really guys lol it’s great

[@anthonyc417]

I want Chud make it happen 2 hours of train facts

[@SquadGoals22]

Omfg yes

[@ziggygunz2447]

Bryan at end of podcast:"Ooh a gun.....ooooh a cat!!" Lmao

[@Guaguadeath]

8:15 tongue blasting a brown star🤣 Or tongue punching a fart box you could even say lol *good one Stallt*

[@user-zo7vp6zl3z]

yesss the haircuttt🙌

[@UglyGrayDuck]

I feel like Sam either completely did not understand the diagram Freddie Wong gave him, or he is purposely misinterpreting it...

[@Hathsin]

I went back to Poob's twitch and watched the "Back at it" series of his Sims gameplay. its just as good as described.

[@TheApollo90]

It’s crazy how hard Sam tiptoed over the level of Jewish his dad is.

[@tentatie]

I love you guys! srsly! You literally never fail to make me smile, even in the hardest of days!

[@boblog131]

THE OTHER BROWN

[@pepsijunky2300]

I only got recommended this video a day after upload

[@robertrollins9068]

Poob the kinda guy to get dangling earrings and pull it off

[@tygerdoesvidya]

Sam should add in more lights and position them so only his forehead is visible. He'd only need like two more lights

[@madMILL3R]

Whether or not he knew it, killing a wasp is not smart. They apparently let off a pheramone when they die to let other wasps know to fuck up the particular area in question

[@neofoxboi]

I was having a shit day and got so excited hearing Poob is playing Sims 1 Thanks lads

[@sanjilee5881]

Glad the gift finally came in, always thought it was a bomb or something weird asf

[@Awesomewithaz]

Woke up early for this one

[@kaitlinpond1214]

What the shit is up with Sam's lighting! It's like a perpetual still of a serial killer turning the lights on to reveal himself to his tied up victim in the basement 💥😵

[@itmeultra9794]

I found the auction website theyre talking about a while back it really is like ebay 2

[@silamento]

What's it called?

[@blasphemous140]

Can we get the site name though? Been scrolling through comments awhile to find it.

[@k-rom8694]

Gotta step up the thumbnail game each time one of these release for the past few weeks I just don’t see them in my feed because they blend in so well I have to like research and keep tabs on the channel

[@TheRealFlapSlapper]

Idk if you guys could tell because they rarely bring him up, but they did in fact have Freddie Wong on the podcast once

[@Lyon1992]

I like the part where they talked. Good episode.

[@Khornecussion]

" Nursing home martyrdom. " **Happy Wheels intro music**

[@Dare4ce]

Woah, Poob played Warband? I guess I have to check out that channel now.

[@craftysmithkeith3653]

im glad to see that carlos is practicing trigger safety even with a model gun

[@concretel10n]

Carlos' Wubby impression is spot on

[@ChuckNasty961]

What’s this eBay 2 they speak of actually called

[@EarlyBirm]

Bryan's hair looks great!!

[@JustWhyFFS]

Wait a minute... That book had words?

[@Nword2000]

Thanks for the video stalt

[@Bund___Germs_Bund]

Bryan wtf lol get ya lady back. She seemed really nice. She made Sam pie in that one game. Sure the pie was poisoned sometimes but sometimes it wasn't. Ya know? Sometimes it wasn't.

[@IC-xk4gi]

poob singlehandedly made sims interesting

[@DawnCheatle]

I can back poob up. it's always been called cornhole in this glorious state we call Indiana

[@TOXIC-jq3ry]

Poob is a sims monster 😂😂😂

[@ziggygunz2447]

For those about to end their podcast we salute you! 👏 👏 👏

[@TheJoshman01]

I'd pay an extra dollar for a Forehead Fables D&D Actual Play.

[@SpregioCheeks]

also, I started this stream at 6am.... stopped.. started work.. came back, and was in the middle of poobs story about The Sims, and I was like.. WTF! This guy is Savage... fng a guys prego wife, steals unborn baby, gains the house, then just pummels the dude from there after.. Then was like.. OH!!! The Sims!!!!.. Jesus POOB

[@SpregioCheeks]

lol Poob talking about quitting job at sims, stop fucking, got kids... I thought sam was gonna say, Now's the time to start a KZbin Channel... lolol

[@billforson3143]

Poob did throw a dog in a trash bag downa stair case

[@DeadSpacedOut]

I watched the Eel Soup video... i'm a changed man now...

[@fortniteawesomeparodies2706]

That is a tragedy that Sam isn't getting that Austin Powers suit. It would be the funniest fucking thing ever if he rolled up to a podcast wearing the same blue velvet suit Mike Myers wore in the movie.

[@desertgrowndank7256]

Funhaus from 6 years ago still has the best thumbnails

[@ftw4twcs]

No clue how Stalltt didnt off himself trying to edit this masterpiece

[@anthonyc417]

It is called cornhole cause the beanbags are filled with feed corn

[@Rusch98]

How come these are not in 4k? Then make a higher paid subscription tab in Patreon.

[@Stalltt]

File size and honestly it is a podcast, not a scenic video with B-roll. Poob's camera this episode was 80% random bullshit and 20% camera. Look at the size of his pixels. 4k won't save that behavior.

[@yourguysheppy]

Poob and his family all competing on an estate sale website to buy oddities is about the most caucasian story on this podcast

[@komrick4248]

The lofty pursuits guy is awesome.

[@fiendic8825]

lmao sam spilling his cup from the nicotine headrush then blaming it on Bryan

[@eriflips654]

i just realised if bryan worked out he would be the best looking and now i feel a certain way

[@SwitchetBladeX3]

This was a banger, I spit out chicken and water not even half way in