Forged the SBA Loan and Now I Have to Make Candles -Teddy Ray

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Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

Chocolate Sundaes Comedy

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@b.o.1951
@b.o.1951 3 жыл бұрын
Said, “they be lookin astonished” 😂😂😂. Teddy funny af
@chezronstevenson6825
@chezronstevenson6825 3 жыл бұрын
That broke me!🤣🤣🤣
@loyina310
@loyina310 3 жыл бұрын
My dumbass drank juice right before he said it 😂🤣😭
@wonderruss7201
@wonderruss7201 3 жыл бұрын
Not from you lol 😂
@eldawg1325
@eldawg1325 3 жыл бұрын
My gut hurtin 🤣
@garyjohnson4575
@garyjohnson4575 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, I wasn't even paying attention...until I heard this! Rollin..!!
@CaliAbundant
@CaliAbundant 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sad bro passed before I ever got to see him in person 😭😭😭🕊 Long live Teddy, he would’ve been a great !!!
@Official_vonosama
@Official_vonosama 2 жыл бұрын
he IS a great
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 2 жыл бұрын
I know right I was fucking heart broken by that man 🕊😭🤴🏾🙏🏾
@user-xb7ch3bu1o
@user-xb7ch3bu1o 2 жыл бұрын
Teddy greatness wasnt meant to be here for long. Thats how i cope. Especially when they keep comedienne flossing like tally (tallahassee) don’t want them. Yall don’t understand We want it but tikit sales bit the same time time tikit dont be showing everybody love 😊 or the fact yall be be here
@diobolikal1230
@diobolikal1230 2 жыл бұрын
@@Official_vonosama 🥃 Exactly..
@lexodixon6365
@lexodixon6365 Жыл бұрын
He drown Smdh didn’t know how to swim sad
@roflsnpwncakes
@roflsnpwncakes 3 жыл бұрын
only thing on the planet more contagious than covid is this dude’s laughter
@banxdabully
@banxdabully 3 жыл бұрын
And STDs… don’t forget STDs
@blacktaino
@blacktaino 3 жыл бұрын
@@banxdabully lmfao 🤦‍♂️
@em0_tion
@em0_tion 3 жыл бұрын
amazing giggle 😀👌
@bottomherout2357
@bottomherout2357 2 жыл бұрын
Covid still here ?
@HamboneyGamezYT
@HamboneyGamezYT 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy's heavey breathing was the Starr of the show!!!
@d-rass9850
@d-rass9850 3 жыл бұрын
I was like is that me ! Am I panting. My nigga?!
@ThComedy_
@ThComedy_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@d-rass9850 i said the same shxt, I thought it was me 🤣🤣🤣
@RonDonProductions
@RonDonProductions 3 жыл бұрын
On some real shit, I hope he gets his weight in order. Dude is hilarious but I'd hate to seem him not live long.
@CleverAOYM
@CleverAOYM 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThComedy_ Lmfao fr I had to check my breathing patterns like am I okay?? lol
@victorhugo8899
@victorhugo8899 3 жыл бұрын
Darth Vader breathing ass😂
@phxmiller
@phxmiller 2 жыл бұрын
This man really brought me so much joy. Rest in peace, brotha.
@playasonline
@playasonline 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m here looking malnourished”This man is the greatest 😂
@TwoDelic
@TwoDelic 2 жыл бұрын
Two times for the young goat mane. True comedy legend. Had me belly laughing several times over the years. RIP Teddy Ray!!
@nicolasraage
@nicolasraage 2 жыл бұрын
Did this guy pass??? I just discovered him
@TwoDelic
@TwoDelic 2 жыл бұрын
@@nicolasraage literally a week ago man. Only 32
@diobolikal1230
@diobolikal1230 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Teddy Ray sad😢....
@ajtheeotaku8261
@ajtheeotaku8261 3 жыл бұрын
I hope teddy stays healthy we need him in the comedy game
@pcbangbros8350
@pcbangbros8350 2 жыл бұрын
It's always the big dude too. They always the funniest mfers and most wholesome. :(
@jrostaofive8007
@jrostaofive8007 2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing when I watched this.
@daysoffleadtooffdays1814
@daysoffleadtooffdays1814 2 жыл бұрын
Smh just lost him
@richie1390
@richie1390 2 жыл бұрын
God wanted him in heaven. Rest In Peace.
@oneday5572
@oneday5572 2 жыл бұрын
Goddamn man. This didn’t age well at all man. We lost him …
@bighomieJ5X
@bighomieJ5X 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy never disappoints, talks about real ish & just make you laugh 🤣🤣
@dipsy012
@dipsy012 3 жыл бұрын
He don’t facts they need to push him more
@rainbomg
@rainbomg 2 жыл бұрын
Being able to just riff like that with the crowd and keep ‘em loose leaf laughin’ like that… that’s a rare and special skill. This guy is good.
@cadenoelnetwork
@cadenoelnetwork 2 жыл бұрын
The only laugh I’ve heard that’s truly comforting. Praying for all his friends and family including everyone at AllDef. Damn Teddy… really going to miss him, his jokes and of course the singing lol dude could sing.
@LawJones413
@LawJones413 2 жыл бұрын
Teddy ray is a living legend and we need to cherish him
@brandonlangleyla909
@brandonlangleyla909 2 жыл бұрын
We did while he was here
@deetaylor334
@deetaylor334 2 жыл бұрын
Gone too soon
@frankbradford9616
@frankbradford9616 2 жыл бұрын
He has graduated to full Legend status. RIP
@sierra_santiago
@sierra_santiago 3 жыл бұрын
Loose Leaf Laughter 😂🤣😂... I love Teddy ❤❤❤❤
@aaronc89
@aaronc89 2 жыл бұрын
Rip Teddy bro damn... young legend to the ones who know
@likeprincetj
@likeprincetj 2 жыл бұрын
Ong I been watching him since All def 5 years ago R.I.P Teddy 🕊
@I-canMakeTheGlobeShift
@I-canMakeTheGlobeShift 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy don't even have to try to hard to be funny. He's so natural and Raw and real. It just flows..
@adamrivera2499
@adamrivera2499 3 жыл бұрын
Hunger pain just hit me out of nowhere lmao 🤣
@shelleybean4820
@shelleybean4820 3 жыл бұрын
The title alone has me weak 😂😂😂😭😭😭
@holysinnerxxx
@holysinnerxxx 3 жыл бұрын
Bro seriously! I was dead when I read it.
@jubabutler
@jubabutler 3 жыл бұрын
Mr. Double cheeked up himself
@bigmex8794
@bigmex8794 3 жыл бұрын
On a Tuesday
@christopherayettey4390
@christopherayettey4390 3 жыл бұрын
In the afternoon lol
@nobodyexceptme7794
@nobodyexceptme7794 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy on the rise, but we gotta get him healthier tho! Let's get back on the exercise, Covid still out here!
@jalennelson6008
@jalennelson6008 3 жыл бұрын
You right. No shade but I want to see him around for a long time.
@craiglister6732
@craiglister6732 3 жыл бұрын
This right here. I've said this before but people take it as hate. I just don't want homie to be gone too soon.
@JukuduB
@JukuduB 3 жыл бұрын
Not even because of COVID-19....we just want the brother healthier in general 👌🏿❤
@nunyabiznes5489
@nunyabiznes5489 3 жыл бұрын
This is so wholesome, I hope he sees it and feels the love
@KiamKweli
@KiamKweli 3 жыл бұрын
Nah Teddy the next Patrice if he parlay this right. Everyone ain't got the discipline to be in shape.
@2Skinny
@2Skinny 3 жыл бұрын
Homeboy breathing like he jogged up a half dozen flights of stairs before starting his set.
@sammydane5988
@sammydane5988 9 ай бұрын
3:47 😂 Teddy Ray was a brilliant comedian, shame we can't get many more jokes from him!
@zacrunmusic
@zacrunmusic 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so great seeing Teddy Ray get the publicity he deserves, really is one of the funniest people out here rn
@markeesebutler
@markeesebutler 2 жыл бұрын
Had to come back and watch RIP Teddy Ray 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 I was waiting on a special
@airpegasus5167
@airpegasus5167 3 жыл бұрын
“She Clapped Like She Filed Other Niggas Paperwork Too” 😂😂😂😂
@designarr2677
@designarr2677 3 жыл бұрын
I wanna see teddy ray live long. He a national treasure
@jordangaddis9207
@jordangaddis9207 2 жыл бұрын
😢💔
@JavonShannon
@JavonShannon 3 жыл бұрын
If he would have said at the end"...not from you my righteous queen" I would have been hollerin!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Hilarious!!!
@mirandaandrews2872
@mirandaandrews2872 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@donnelljunior4198
@donnelljunior4198 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@tinybrownin
@tinybrownin 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine being around him n NOT laughing. Like back in the day in class type shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. His laugh alone catches me. He doesn’t even need to say anything for me to laugh
@markeesebutler
@markeesebutler 2 жыл бұрын
This dude was just naturally funny yet again RIP Teddy prayers to the family
@TheWildGiraffe
@TheWildGiraffe 2 жыл бұрын
He just so comfortable up there. This man does the most with silence 😂😂
@gidgetmoore-hopper2286
@gidgetmoore-hopper2286 2 жыл бұрын
He said they going to jail and building they own cell...😂😂😂😂😂
@i_treasure_u_forever3523
@i_treasure_u_forever3523 3 жыл бұрын
I knew I was going to laugh at Teddy Ray's set. He is funnnyyyyyyyy.
@TheAwkwardSiilencer
@TheAwkwardSiilencer 3 жыл бұрын
“You know what I would like to do” 😂😂😂
@d-rass9850
@d-rass9850 3 жыл бұрын
OG teddy ray. Hé the best. Miss his Sunday service. He needs to be consistent with his output and he will blow big. Respect and love from Amsterdam!
@keetopuffs
@keetopuffs 3 жыл бұрын
Apparently he's busy making candles 😆
@bigmex8794
@bigmex8794 3 жыл бұрын
@@keetopuffs 😩🤣😂
@MythmasterFunky
@MythmasterFunky 2 жыл бұрын
He already "blew" big though
@SyndicateTheLonelyGun
@SyndicateTheLonelyGun 3 жыл бұрын
4:30 "Not from youuu, my love!" 🎵🎶 That's where I died at! 🤣😂
@dpruitt1458
@dpruitt1458 3 жыл бұрын
The way he said “ta jail” 🤣🤣🤣
@chilldudegamesproductions3072
@chilldudegamesproductions3072 2 жыл бұрын
Damn man RIP teddy thank you for making us laugh
@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel
@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel 2 жыл бұрын
Teddy says he doesn't do act outs but the last joke is one of the best I've seen 💯
@Dondada31
@Dondada31 3 жыл бұрын
“Not from YOU my Love….”🤣🤣🤣
@FBA_God_Emperor_Doom
@FBA_God_Emperor_Doom 3 жыл бұрын
I see teddy ray I click on video.
@designarr2677
@designarr2677 3 жыл бұрын
Bro is needed in comedy! A true staple comedian!
@mopaper3063
@mopaper3063 3 жыл бұрын
Im deadddddd I love the improv style he flawlessly executes everytime
@dpruitt1458
@dpruitt1458 3 жыл бұрын
This guy is hilarious I would pay to see him every month
@robthomas9070
@robthomas9070 3 жыл бұрын
I was just scrolling online and stumbled on some shit about the PPP loan. 84 cab companies popped up in Las Vegas and applied .
@cipher88101
@cipher88101 3 жыл бұрын
And the guy running this $hit show is hiring more IRS officers than ever pretty soon, so I'd hate to be them.
@robthomas9070
@robthomas9070 3 жыл бұрын
@@cipher88101 That's what I said. And the dollar amounts they were getting is so low, I know damn well that at least 75% of them have blown through it on nothing so most likely they can't pay it back when they get a bill in the mail.
@diobolikal1230
@diobolikal1230 2 жыл бұрын
RIP , we really lost a great one....... 🥃 #Salute Teddy Ray.....
@lennisiale2720
@lennisiale2720 3 жыл бұрын
teddy ray a lowkey legend rn
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
@derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 2 жыл бұрын
This was hella hilarious because almost everybody got that damn loan for sure😆😆but that reference of niggas is going to jail was hilarious and true 😆
@penew8692
@penew8692 3 жыл бұрын
Loose leaf laughter 🤣🤣😂😂
@mitmit804
@mitmit804 3 жыл бұрын
Yo he is 100% correct like I run a candle business and all, allegedly.
@eliporter3980
@eliporter3980 3 жыл бұрын
I also run an alleged candle business lol
@avanulaneway8418
@avanulaneway8418 3 жыл бұрын
🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️run that by us again
@mitmit804
@mitmit804 3 жыл бұрын
@@avanulaneway8418 😂😂😂
@BABA-is8kv
@BABA-is8kv 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime I see Teddy Ray, he getting bigger. He bout to burst like the blue berry kid in Willy Wonka.
@th3in3rmountingflam3
@th3in3rmountingflam3 3 жыл бұрын
“You know what I would like to do?” 💀💀💀
@jaydrains2247
@jaydrains2247 3 жыл бұрын
“ niccas is going to jail “ LoL !! Truth
@YoungGrizzly
@YoungGrizzly 2 жыл бұрын
Something about how he said, "We all got the freedom of choice" got me 🤣
@Los47
@Los47 3 жыл бұрын
I can pick out Brent Taylor from anywhere 😭😂
@sasaki9825
@sasaki9825 2 жыл бұрын
Love the heavy breathing 10/10💀⚰️🤣😂
@juben679
@juben679 2 жыл бұрын
RIP TEDDY RAY. MUCH LOVE 🙏❤
@JeromeKyng
@JeromeKyng 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy has always been funny. Good set right here. He needs to work on losing his weight though. Don't want to see him die when he has so much of his potential to grow in to.
@dbzandnarutomaniac
@dbzandnarutomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
You right. I know noticed he did get bigger
@mikah1oo
@mikah1oo 3 жыл бұрын
Pandemic made a lot of people gain weight
@dbzandnarutomaniac
@dbzandnarutomaniac 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikah1oo yeah but bro was already big
@JeromeKyng
@JeromeKyng 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikah1oo Do you follow Teddy's career? He's always been big. He just got bigger. I hope he slows down and takes his weight serious. Health is wealth and he's a great comedian, hate to have to lose him to something that he can take control of.
@MarvelousJP
@MarvelousJP 3 жыл бұрын
@@dbzandnarutomaniac first thing I thought once the video started like damn did he get even bigger
@ant112990
@ant112990 3 жыл бұрын
Damn teddy getting bigger brah start working out or something.. We need you round.
@aaronwright8405
@aaronwright8405 2 жыл бұрын
When Teddy would open his eyes you knew the joke was hilarious! 😂😂😂
@kidfunnivaino4946
@kidfunnivaino4946 3 жыл бұрын
teddy ray there freestyling...
@MrDkeeps
@MrDkeeps 3 жыл бұрын
And got BARS 😂😂
@Los47
@Los47 3 жыл бұрын
It's so dope. And sometimes his on script bits sound freestyled as well. A natural talent fr!
@knowyourplace6455
@knowyourplace6455 2 жыл бұрын
Rip teddy ray damn gone but never forgotten
@rtwo4570
@rtwo4570 Жыл бұрын
His clips just get better with time. RIP to the young 🐐
@gidgetmoore-hopper2286
@gidgetmoore-hopper2286 2 жыл бұрын
He said they be looking astonished!😂😂😂😂😂
@quanyenwashere
@quanyenwashere 3 жыл бұрын
Not malnourished 😭
@reikwestphilly1599
@reikwestphilly1599 2 жыл бұрын
RIP Teddy Ray !!
@preciousbrown7962
@preciousbrown7962 3 жыл бұрын
Loose leaf laughter lol😂
@ktokie338
@ktokie338 Жыл бұрын
We miss you. Thanks for the laughter it feels good not to feel so alone and to laugh. 😢💔
@alexandershabazzi8890
@alexandershabazzi8890 2 жыл бұрын
"Everybody got a T-shirt company in here right now." LOL AYO man.
@rosannawong542
@rosannawong542 3 жыл бұрын
Hes so freaking funny man..I usually don't even watch comedy. Cuz its real hard to get me to laugh
@LaysiaPrincess
@LaysiaPrincess 3 жыл бұрын
*”Loose leaf laughter”* 💀💀💀
@AviaryAviles159
@AviaryAviles159 3 жыл бұрын
Definitely my favorite comedian! Been following forever 🔝 😂
@369Dimension
@369Dimension 2 жыл бұрын
Rest up Power Teddy Ray! THANK YOU for the greatest laughs ever!
@deenad3562
@deenad3562 3 жыл бұрын
*That title and the smiling thumbnail just Dont go together!* 🤣
@shelleybean4820
@shelleybean4820 3 жыл бұрын
I said the same thing...the combination had me in tears 😂😂😂
@BROSoftheFU
@BROSoftheFU 3 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, I can hear this brother breathing heavy, he’s gaining weight, I wish this brother all the best and I hope he doesn’t leave us too soon.
@puhtronproductions
@puhtronproductions 2 жыл бұрын
ima miss u teddy ! Rest in Power
@1988vannah
@1988vannah 3 жыл бұрын
Giiiive this man what’s due!!! He is so naturally hilarious EEEEVERYTIME! Like what’s the hold up?
@hotcumodity7777
@hotcumodity7777 2 жыл бұрын
Awe watching this is making me sad now 😢…R.I.P Teddy Da Great 🧸🙏🏾
@hdeen4610
@hdeen4610 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy a young OG for real
@JBOM-qp8nq
@JBOM-qp8nq 2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P big fella 🫡
@ashleyriosrizo
@ashleyriosrizo 3 жыл бұрын
14000 candles. I'm weak. 😂
@taimatsuko
@taimatsuko 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy is consistently hilarious 😆
@alonzodassinger9371
@alonzodassinger9371 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy gonna be funny asf man he just gotta grind harder bro
@blkcajunqt_3575
@blkcajunqt_3575 3 жыл бұрын
Teddy's laugh is everything, lol
@Zzandrews
@Zzandrews 3 жыл бұрын
I SEE TEDDY I CLICK ! SIMPLE
@frankbradford9616
@frankbradford9616 2 жыл бұрын
Prophetic about those SBA loans
@9LPski
@9LPski 2 жыл бұрын
RIP TEDDY RAY❤️
@litoiglesias724
@litoiglesias724 3 жыл бұрын
I fucks with Teddy and Chocolate Sundaes
@zackmckenzie3582
@zackmckenzie3582 3 жыл бұрын
I can’t put my finger on it but he kinda transitions at 2:18 or so when someone said “wobbly wobbly wap” (from Big Sean’s “A$$”). Like “that was pretty good but I got something for y’all.”
@oscarbars
@oscarbars 3 жыл бұрын
Bro when is a Teddy Ray Netflix special coming smh
@layziebdub
@layziebdub 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Teddy, can hear him struggle breathing the entire time
@MrFleur0116
@MrFleur0116 3 жыл бұрын
Lol u ain’t lyin but still hilarious
@HolisticDramaFree
@HolisticDramaFree 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he was nervous
@rtwo4570
@rtwo4570 2 жыл бұрын
“Niggas is goin TO JAIL!!!!”
@jimalemartinez
@jimalemartinez 2 жыл бұрын
We miss you Teddy! Rest In Paradise big guy. I love you. Save me a place. ✊🏾💪🏾🙏🏽🕊️🌹💐💙💔❤️‍🔥🐐👑
@mobid.2084
@mobid.2084 3 жыл бұрын
This is not a joke. Teddy Ray is way bigger that just a year ago and I’m sad about it. He desperately need a food consumption change. My father was his size and did not live long and I miss him beyond words. He was one of my best friends and my hero but could not get a handle on healthy eating.
@alexisdelgado8737
@alexisdelgado8737 2 жыл бұрын
I noticed this too....
@Darealmenxce
@Darealmenxce 2 жыл бұрын
I know his death had nothing to do with his weight but in a way it has..they said he drowned and with his size it would be hard to swim
@armonwatkins7977
@armonwatkins7977 2 жыл бұрын
Teddy is underrated forreal
@The_Sk3ptic
@The_Sk3ptic 2 жыл бұрын
Teddy plays too much 😂😂. He said “I didn’t eat before the show and now I’m up here all malnourished about to faint” 🤣😂
@davejamal8627
@davejamal8627 3 жыл бұрын
He is so good it makes it look easy
@rodneyford6775
@rodneyford6775 2 жыл бұрын
R. I. P. Teddy
@rodmosley4702
@rodmosley4702 3 жыл бұрын
You always have to soften them with the "my love "
@sunnymelo13
@sunnymelo13 2 жыл бұрын
I was weak off the title alone 😂😂😂😂
@Godofhouse
@Godofhouse 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂I did 60 applications so I can relate the fuck outta this
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