Forgotten Chocolates - John Shuttleworth

[@paulroberts7400]

Writing the songs that matter...... Excellent

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

“It’s Egyptian engineering” floored me 😂😂😂

[@WgCdrLuddite]

What about Midget Gems ? Bring back the Midgets !

[@Baltihunter]

Superb song 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇬🇧

[@tomowen8650]

Yes! Bring back the Aztec Bar.

[@kadiummusic]

Now you're talking! 😎

[@dave13dc]

It had four or five layers to it and it was HUGE. In fairness about the same size as a Mars bar used to be but let’s not go there.

[@ralism1]

Cadburys answer to the Mars bar and far superior in my opinion. A lot going on there, well worth nicking from the newsagents you did your paper round for

[@BobBarnes2005]

This video needs more views. Nice song once again by John!

[@stephenbaker7344]

More pure genius from Mr Shuttleworth.....

[@thesunreport]

Rubbish song by John.....he's missed out the Cabana bar, and that is the only one with Glace Cherries in it!!!!...It's this kind of schoolboy mistake I never thought I'd see from John, yet here we are.

[@vwthings]

@@thesunreport Ah, the Cabana bar is reserved for the glove box in the Austin Ambassador Y reg.

[@thesunreport]

@@vwthings .....though there's not much room...a tray of orange and lemon jelly slices saw to that.

[@anselman3156]

Oh for some Old English Spangles!

[@s4squatch1]

I always loved Cabana Bars by Rowntrees. They were a posh version of a Bounty with caramel and cherries. Too fancy for John I would guess 🤔

[@vwthings]

Mary hated them. "They're too sickly John - get rid of it". You can't argue with Mary.

[@neilmeldrum5853]

Never legal in South Yorkshire

[@johnshort5003]

Never heard of it.

[@declanclark5316]

I imagine John was apoplectic at the risks to dental health inherent in eating a Texan bar.

[@dsszerothlaw]

Oof! They sound lovely! Ken would approve. He likes exotic stuff like that

[@Fercough]

Fantastic, as ever.

[@respectanimals2]

Absolutely brilliant 👍

[@kmag7122]

pure class funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ralism1]

You can park a bike between the gaps in a Toblerone thesedays. And it's a travesty they've stopped making Drifters. I mean who disliked those?🤔

[@nationaltrevor255]

Aztecs and Texan bars. Colossal. This tune is up there with 'Two Margarines.'

[@jrb4935]

Penguin is about half the size it used to be.

[@vwthings]

p-pick up a pickup a - oh shit where is it

[@hughchapman5319]

That's a post-austerity Toblerone!

[@jindre7547]

Post-austerity with some devious shrinkflation to make you feel cheated

[@neilfleck4178]

I miss the Banjo.

[@vwthings]

Yeah I know, but the neighbours don't lol

[@neilfleck4178]

maybe ban Jo sephine

[@jamescooper6679]

Brilliant, Excellent Video too

[@dsszerothlaw]

Anyone else remember a bar, I think it was called 'Montego' after Montego Bay. It was like a penguin with ginger biscuit in it? I used to like orange Club biscuit bars as well!

[@andrewcutts3197]

We need John back on Mark and Stuart’s Breakfast Show.

[@moodyguymick]

Plain chocolate Bounty bars seem to have disappeared along with fruit flavoured Polo.

[@vwthings]

Mind you, the fruit polos always stuck together.

[@willsuttie3683]

Topics have gone now too. I have a Mars and some hazelnuts but it's not quite the same.

[@paulwelch1992]

Oooh A Hazelnut In Every Bite..

[@sarahhart7404]

😂😂😂 Very funny song best line about the penguin

[@leopro9329]

John's a bit like Frank sidebottom well underrated he was brilliant in count Arthur strong

[@robertwright7937]

I miss Frank. And Likkle Frank.

[@JohnStrickley]

Top man jilted😊

[@kadiummusic]

And don't forget the Texan! 😎

[@shanephelps3898]

Macintosh's Mint Cracknel...now just a distant memory

[@tomoreilly9932]

I'm still not happy about the absense of cardboard in the bounty... Criminal tchhh

[@opencurtin]

After many hours of counselling , John has accepted the card board taken out of the Bounty .!!!

[@flashtheoriginal]

Hows about the Texan bar?

[@hamishanderson6738]

Takes too much time a-chewin'?

[@flashtheoriginal]

@@hamishanderson6738 🤣

[@hamishanderson6738]

@@flashtheoriginal just so you know - you can order them online.

[@CBTCFT]

Texan bar removed a few fillings...

[@jonnythomas4885]

Genius!

[@StephenLyons-tl8ie]

What about the Swisskit, the Nux Bar and Quartet??

[@vwthings]

But would you risk it for a Swisskit?

[@StephenLyons-tl8ie]

Possibly.@@vwthings

[@hamishanderson6738]

& Sorbits.

[@methylatedspirit6810]

You can add caramac to this now

[@vwthings]

I'd almost got over Caramac when you reminded me :(

[@methylatedspirit6810]

@@vwthings My apologies.

[@johnshort5003]

Why has the Turkish Delight got smaller?

[@vwthings]

I think the plan is to continue shrinking it until its the size of a postage stamp and they can send it somewhere

[@johnshort5003]

And who remembers the Old Jamaica now?

[@henryluczak9156]

This is the great unanswered question of our time.

[@hamishanderson6738]

Shrinkflation.

[@richardteale3217]

Butter Dainties ……ooofff

[@jrb4935]

Maverick

[@nickbarber2080]

Bloody no more plain Bounties....bloody scandalous!

[@vwthings]

Its possible, with a scalpel blade to remove the milk chocolate and pour over plain, but its a lot of work to be fair.

[@silocybe83]

the carton smelled nice of the Bounty

[@gerrabath]

Egytian engineering! 😂

[@robertbolsover2397]

Was the wafia made in Italy by wise guys.

[@vwthings]

Took me a second to get that one. Very good. Are Viscount biscuits (with the unecessary but glitzy foil wrapper), only permissable for those with at the very least, a butler in attendance.

[@robertbolsover2397]

Thanks for the update on the quip. Cheers Bob ☺️.

[@paulinegrant4081]

😂

[@timmytrimble4069]

Amazin Raisin was the best