Forgotten Minecraft Moments

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

“Only a *small percentage* of you are actually subscribed” Shows that the majority of viewers are subscribed

[@Pumpkal]

1.6 MILLION subs, *barely anything*

[@asherbaxter1004]

I think it was a parody of Dreams intro lol. I mean he did just ban his friend Jschlatt on his server over a trending twitter hashtag

[@tweakythunder6569]

*-Grim Reaper-* Cubic Castles if its some shitty minecraft knockoff then yes

[@8site]

@@asherbaxter1004 it's his toxic fanbases fault 😔

[@Akira.0.]

@@asherbaxter1004 it was because wilbur invited schlatt without permission i think, that may be wrong

[@s4en]

I see Carson doing the “small percentage of people are actually subscribed” trick. If my studies are correct, he should hit 15 million subscribers today because of it

[@JabariMore]

I think he’s actually supposed to hit 20 million subs and then gain the power to beat the world record of speed-run.

[@s4en]

Jabari deRoux: More yeah I guess my calculations were wrong

[@s4en]

Clown Baby it gets Dream a lot of subs so the other youtubers are doing it

[@Physma]

Yes.

[@jaxmcflyk8023]

what a classic

[@DangerNoodleReads]

“I go to chunky cheese on my birthday and play the Mario kart machine while mommy and daddy order me my pizza. The rat comes with the pizza, he is repulsive. I cry because of the pizza rat. The pizza rat is big. His body is a rotting corpse. I cry because of the pizza rat and my parents are oblivious as to why.”

[@robbierotten2874]

can we kick josh can we kick josh can we kick josh can we kick josh

[@babyragegekyume4132]

Ā

[@kaystry_._hunny]

The pizza rat *scares* me.

[@LMC_Jarred]

Josh is my spirit guide.

[@king_rhoam_412]

He speaks of treasure in his changing room

[@thedenseone6443]

“The rat comes with the pizza” is such a powerful statement

[@lumapop8245]

the rat bears gifts

[@thedenseone6443]

luvvy But at what cost?

[@lumapop8245]

Chuck Chungus the gifts

[@sleepy-sheep8571]

Haha what a classic

[@thedenseone6443]

sleepy sheep Such a classic

[@ghudbob8613]

Carson in the hotel felt like a early 2010s KZbinrs webcam

[@LeBum6]

Yes

[@jaxmcflyk8023]

what a classic

[@weakw1ll]

Go to bed

[@infinitedonuts9929]

now thats a classic

[@Vexthewolf03]

good times

[@jigglywhiteboi91]

Yo how is this monitized when he's walking with a dumptruck like that.

[@jabbatheslut1072]

jiggly whiteboi true🤤

[@manboy4720]

that fat dumpy

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@beedubree2550]

they call him Pixar Mom

[@MommaWolf2298]

Alright let's make a thiccarson compilation

[@carterisonline]

"A Small Percentage of People are Subscribed" *Subscribed: 57.3%* carson's fanbase is so loyal

[@cenious1695]

but not his girlfriends

[@aguy2735]

The dream reference

[@leflairon]

@@cenious1695sad oof

[@aguy2735]

@@erdiyurt7463 at least i don't shit talk other people in youtube comments

[@Aaron-mb5be]

that was a reference

[@SlayCC]

This is like the X-Men timeline all over again

[@onikisusalt3665]

Ayy Didnt think I would see you here

[@ethanmingolelli2530]

I wish I could give this some reddit gold

[@Kibbuster]

What a classic.

[@justraspy]

SlayCC this is so true

[@4headmemes22]

hello slay closed captioning

[@savyhusslein8457]

"Guys, guys don't clip that" *Carson clips that himself*

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@jakeer1554]

Magellanic DUD-

[@savyhusslein8457]

@space_b4LAND I know that's the joke I'm making lol. 💫𝘼 𝙎𝘼𝙍𝘾𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙄𝘾 𝙊𝙉𝙀💫

[@thirdhandshark7427]

The according to “KZbin statistics...” part got me good

[@goongalass930]

ok hank

[@thirdhandshark7427]

No problem hank

[@ethanmiller1056]

Its a classic

[@Oh5_]

What a classic

[@varenheath2331]

Carson should stream with logic

[@cosmologicl]

Seeing Carson bang his head against his mic and proceed to cry without sound is the funniest thing I've seen all day. It's like I was watching a silent movie lmao what a classic

[@glitchboy1890]

If you turn up your volume when he hits his head, YOU CAN HERE A POP SOUND

[@Donikin]

14:20 timestamp for the busy crowd

[@bravecylinder93]

Carson takes things that are not funny, and still makes everyone laugh. This man is a *classic*

[@calvinherrick5117]

What a classic

[@insiteghost]

He can make paint drying funny as fuck I guarantee it.

[@fluxnugget1028]

What a classic!

[@Jordan-df6ps]

Chunky cheese rat

[@babyragegekyume4132]

This is 2020 comedy a true classic

[@Allieeee581]

Are we just gonna ignore that junkyjanker call Carson a “spincel” in the chat at 1:20

[@n3wwood]

Yall know junkyjanker is the gumball voice actor

[@cursedjerry866]

_chris_ ofc lmao

[@hrndzzz7111]

He did do that

[@ack7295]

To also add, Cooper calling Ted gay in chat at 1:40

[@xQMA]

@@n3wwood yeah thats cool and all, but did you know that junkyjanker is the gumball voice actor?

[@Maddie-wt6ih]

"He speaks of treasure in his changing room" Underrated joke

[@seacool2193]

He he What a classic

[@delle1870]

I don't get the joke

[@hqdudegaming]

i dont get the joke

[@badatmathhh]

I don't get the joke

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@realmackle]

"You know what unlimited means?" *"Six and above"*

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@jakeer1554]

Magellanic dude who are you

[@Someone-sk8cg]

I mean he’s not wrong

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

@The Gurnmeister His name is Crayson, not quite carson.

[@IHaveBeesInMyEars]

How does this entire group just have an unbelievable amount of knowledge about things that don't exist?

[@roll6091]

It's crazy how these clips are so memorable to me yet they have only now seen the light of KZbin.

[@btrain213]

It’s funny because since I haven’t subscribed with TWITCH PRIME, or made time to watch; i’ve never seen any of these clips before in my life.

[@soup3584]

grooves what a classic

[@greasi_nugi1967]

that clip where he was crying after hitting his head on the mic went on for so much longer than it did in this video. he was sobbing for a good 5 minutes and i genuinely thought he was bipolar when he just stopped crying with a flick of a switch

[@Takocat123]

I feel so bad for him 😕

[@aidanbelcher5620]

@Little joe What a classic!

[@itrilachgar3742]

he is bipolar

[@big_fat_nuts123]

@@itrilachgar3742 youre mom is bipolar gottem

[@knuteknoll6747]

@Little joe comment no age good

[@ellenrose101]

the pizza rat bit was one of my favourite smplive bits and im so happy i get to experience it again

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

omg same-

[@carsonbrooks1326]

14:18 I'm kinda glad this was muted bc it just made it that much more hilarious

[@dance_fgc]

What a classic

[@genghiskhan8782]

In Massachusetts we pronounce the world children like “mistakes”.

[@thedoomguy6539]

I believe that’s global

[@yothemeatloafcold7253]

Hey do you know what this is about? kzbin.info/www/bejne/mHXCf6Zmr5Z3osk

[@Fretooo]

@@yothemeatloafcold7253 i just got eggrolld

[@capnconnor5631]

ha what a classic

[@theoutdatedgoat6816]

Ok Genghis but your grandson is invading Tsushima

[@jazzyboyem7b569]

“callmecarson thicc” already is a popular search term. you talk about it like it doesn’t exist yet.

[@Isopropyl7915]

Its like the streams took place and people looked it up to make it a popular term

[@transcendentalanarchy]

@@Isopropyl7915 I'm pretty sure theyre talking about people who searched it up without being prompted by the stream but maybe wrong.

[@Isopropyl7915]

@@transcendentalanarchy or carsons always been thicc

[@dysonjb688]

Complimenting the djesse pfp

[@jazzyboyem7b569]

@@dysonjb688 This is honestly the last video i would expect to find someone who knows what it is. You have a great taste in music, my friend.

[@funnyguy9512]

When I hear ted talk it sounds like he left the caps lock on

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

+ the bold font

[@k8ie933]

tesla model x p100d no, not bold, he underlined it.

[@thedoomguy6539]

tesla model x p100d nah, all lowercase and italics

[@thedoomguy6539]

Little joe I hear it monkaS

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

Ted is gay

[@2tired2p1]

“His body is a rotting corpse” “He speaks of treasure in his changing room” OH NO

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@jakeer1554]

Magellanic why

[@fetch7312]

I S T H A T T H E B Y T E O F 8 7 ?

[@spaghetticatto8063]

NO

[@tunabread4838]

It’s been so long....

[@flagfriend]

i can hear Ted's expressions when he talks and I don't know how to feel about this

[@Flurrymurphy]

Flag Friend T e d

[@combo_4234]

Imagine peacefully sleeping and hearing someone saying “a small percentage of people are subbed” in the hotel room next to you edit: the percentage tactic has earned him 400,000 subscribers in the past 4 hours, WOW

[@Flurrymurphy]

Aidan Crawley imagine

[@impoppyyy6143]

Lol wtf

[@Shootyshoot-ls3xj]

What a classic

[@dumbfridge7576]

sounds like a strange threat

[@oceti1317]

In your dreams

[@dacool_boe4071]

Carson: *has a literal mental break down* Carson: “what a classic”

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

timestamp?

[@DemonicSkope]

I like how most of the time Carson looks like he's trying too hard to be funny but that's just his personality so it makes it funnier

[@whatwillmakebethebestforev8556]

3-60-noskope yo he quirky legit

[@nitro_needle464]

He hit his head with such a great amount of force, that despite his mic being muted you can hear a pop at 14:34. Truly magnificent!

[@glitchboy1890]

How is that even possible

[@mitchrodriguez5645]

Wtf that’s amazing

[@badabingbadaboom3487]

What a classic!

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

I don’t hear it.??? Are you guys undergoing mass hysteria?

[@grindelz]

@@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797 lul

[@___poepoe6367]

I like how in the editing Carson told josh just “chunky cheese bread” then in the next clip josh is there like he was summoned

[@meowmilo]

Why does Ted speak in bold letters

[@cheebee3128]

he cannot be stopped

[@joshuamanjarrez6321]

He's from Boston

[@thepeepeeparalyzerofficial4397]

His voice is like cram laid in the sun for a fortnite

[@thepopgroup3366]

He always speak in bold

[@torgor_]

his mic toggle key is Ctrl+B duh

[@Stephen-mk9ey]

"Jawn" is a Philly thing that means just about anything. also "yurr" in New York mainly

[@7.65x21mm]

damn them jawns big!

[@CabbageGod]

Wait what? Is jawn not a thing outside Philly??

[@jtstrango7621]

CabbageGod it is what everyone says that

[@noahfencebut]

so that’s what the guy who had money on his mind twice said

[@jek-lk4fx]

CabbageGod It is in Pittsburgh🤷‍♂️

[@cowboybarbaryn1302]

“Do you know what unlimited means Travis?” “6 and above “

[@hatsukotaro]

Carson has gotten so good at fake crying that it's hard to tell if he's joking sometimes.

[@goongalass930]

ok mark

[@eajorts8015]

He's never joking anymore carson's a sad man

[@aeyfour]

pray for me mantis :(

[@enimo9241]

That's why we need the Sad Carson twitter

[@michael.j5617]

Wait he was faking

[@lexlang7688]

Wasn't paying attention and at 6:30 I just heard Ted saying, "Who the Hell is Alex" and they proceed to mock me. Bruh

[@SonRob01]

Nah they’re making fun of Imallexx’s lisp but it sounds more like a Scot Garling water

[@axelpetersen4899]

I was ready for him to channel his inner keemstar and call him a stupid n-word

[@SonRob01]

Dabo88 Keem really hates everyone called Alex don’t he?

[@axelpetersen4899]

@@SonRob01 yes... yes he does

[@vdb000]

I read ur comment as I watched that part 💀 wtf

[@samurich0]

Man I forgot how funny this shit is. What a classic

[@gomgomlitty7285]

Carson: "I'll be your sloppy cereal boy Ted" *Ad plays:* _"This cup may look small, but it comes from a small business"_ I can conclude Ted is a sub cup of cram

[@MusicaTumbadaMT]

I got a lunchables ad

[@gomgomlitty7285]

@@MusicaTumbadaMT that's perfect

[@cbm2071]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rZ6zmX6Yn8uqn9U

[@paige6906]

i got a "Magic: The Gathering" ad xd

[@justsomerobloxvids1791]

"The rat comes with the pizza. I am scared of the pizza rat. His body is a rotting corpse." "Five Nights At Freddy's" "Children go missing at Chuckie Cheese's" "Workers report strange movements coming from animatronics" *IT BEGINS.*

[@superlagbro192]

Its chuck e cheese you buffoon

[@superlagbro192]

It is only in your comment once you absolute neanderthal

[@ceciliaedits4584]

Nobody: Carson when he spun around: 🎂 🎂

[@michaeijcaboose2037]

🚛

[@samgayney88]

That one bit at 15:00 had so many people genuinely concerned for him, he made it so real.

[@camerontofu5798]

I love how after Carson sneezed he immediately burted into tears

[@ProdKnot]

Hey Carson, You probably wont see this, but some of these older SMPLive videos really take me back. To before the quarantine, to before the riots, to when I wasn't worried if I was gonna get the coronavirus by going to school. This video, I was there live watching parts of it. It helped me laugh back then, when I was worried about school, and frankly just stressed out about life. I guess it did the same now, took me away from the mundane reality of things. I want to thank you, from the bottom of my heart, thank you for bringing joy to an empty heart, waiting for something to bring it happiness.In my final words, thank you Carson, you really have improved my life, even if it was doomed to fail. Please, for the sake of others in my position, dont stop, you may help out people more than you know. With care, Someone who is gone now.

[@AltairF2]

uh oh

[@faisalkamal4694]

Carson is a human embodiment of a tomato when he laughs

[@somemagellanic]

what does this mean i am afraid

[@thomasmcbride9751]

what can I craft with daybloom?

[@eknivvvv]

That would be josh too

[@noahb8997]

See it is funny because a tomato is random

[@theguythatasked6400]

*throws voodoo doll*

[@mangotango8115]

0:20 POV: You're the wii games behind the glass door

[@chelsss12112]

10:30 idk why the stern ‘shut up’ made me crack up lol

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

I don’t know why but Carson looks like an Owen

[@cloud__zero]

shiiiiiit bro

[@johnnycannibal]

I knew an Owen who looked almost exactly like Carson so this statement is true.

[@johnnycannibal]

wait Carson looks like a 9 year old

[@sadstove7302]

noe sir u r wrong very mistaken

[@Queen_Olivene]

Hurtful

[@fritz7429]

Carson’s laugh sounds like lagging in discord in real life

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@jakeer1554]

Magellanic no-

[@fritz7429]

Oh shit this comment’s kinda poppin off 😳

[@jakenus9804]

"please dont make callmecarson thicc a popular search guys" me: *searches up callmecarson* youtube: callmecarson thicc

[@bigtone1740]

Mmmmm thicc

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@jakeer1554]

Magellanic what even on the fick are you a person

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

Good news! It's still the first thing that comes up, even above "callmecarson allegations"

[@vortexchaos70]

4:52 this section had me in tears. “The rat comes with the pizza” “I cry because of the pizza rat”

[@therationale2289]

I like how Carson's intro was just a massive dig at Dream.

[@bigdubbossman9932]

yeah, his videos are great but what he did to schlatt was just a big no no

[@anna-ts3kx]

@@bigdubbossman9932 what did he do to schlatt? I know he kicked him from his server but that's cause dream wanted his server to be close friends only I thought

[@repositoryofmemes]

anna that was the backtracked response. He gave into pressure from twitter stans after “kick schlatt” started trending in the US. The whole “we just want it to be close friends” is such a bullshit excuse. A grown man gave into ridiculous demands given by 14 year olds. I actually fucking HATE stan culture

[@kaitlyn4711]

@@repositoryofmemes I mean his smp really is JUST his friends, he even said it's nothing against schlatt

[@nico1334]

@@repositoryofmemes this isn't just to you, but everyone siding with schlatt with barely any information on the 'issue.' schlatt was invited without dream's knowledge and dream owns the server. plus he doesn't even know schlatt and neither does schlatt know dream, so what's the point of keeping him there? I'm sure none of you would want someone you barely know on your server. it's not a big deal so I don't get why you're all making a big deal out of it just because it's schlatt or you have something against dream. it's dream's server and he can ban whoever and let anyone he wants to join.

[@masterdj6077]

Crazy how this is so nostalgic even though its only been two years.

[@capybar00]

ever since all of that happened, i totally understand what you mean, so much changed

[@finareverseosmosis5994]

🤓

[@Rcruzer4]

I feel like carson purposely didn't upload these videos just so that he had something to upload when he's unable to create more content for a certain amount of time

[@No.1-Yellow-Wood-Sorrel-Fan]

Its the Yogscast Backlog tactic

[@DavidRodriguez-ox1uu]

More than likely, yeah.

[@whiteasian4990]

Then why didn’t he upload it when he took that month break?

[@Rcruzer4]

@@whiteasian4990because he was taking a break

[@samfairbanks3692]

White Asian because it was a break??

[@TearingUser935]

13:36 I’m at 1080p60 and Carson still looks like he’s dying

[@frackingfluidinjection]

__ TearingUser935 __ He’s devolved into mere pixelsj

[@sn0wfxllz547]

I'm not getting over "Sloppy cereal boy"

[@exile4903]

“You’re such a theatre kid” “me?” “Yeah”

[@ct57318]

Yes we did watch the same video

[@luxo8274]

Gongaga

[@infinitedonuts9929]

Thats a classic

[@weakw1ll]

One of the first things yes

[@thelordofspuds8359]

Why do youtube commenters find the need to repeat exactly what happened in the video

[@wolfcohen1457]

4:09 so we not gonna talk about that noise traves made?

[@itsPlasma06]

*4:08 Yeah, wtf was that

[@chromso]

he makes those sounds alot its da ooga noises when he panics

[@icedcream8104]

eeeeeeeeee

[@MookalH]

Nope

[@gwagwa4745]

E E AH UH

[@anaccident12]

I remember I did a thing similar to Josh's chunky cheese rat story, once I went on the stage with the animatronic and positioned myself directly below the hand of the animatronic being lowered and raised so I could say that Chucky cheese patted me on the head and it hurt a lot more than I expected and I just broke down and started crying

[@SanctuaryADO]

Haha that's awesome!

[@its_ratz5643]

Carson using dreams intro makes me feel something I’ve never felt before

[@a.l.8550]

SAME

[@diegocarmona9747]

Dream Stan

[@meredith4260]

they are both superiour

[@grogle3945]

Yeah but lunch club and Carson is better

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

Meredith nah

[@dusk4819]

6:20 who said “he is immortal and ever lasting” and who said “he is” Josh and Cooper sound so similar to me I have no clue

[@jacobstill8126]

The first was Cooper and the second was Josh

[@bornofpixels]

Carson come back, we've ran out of material for Carson thick compilations

[@humiekitten7818]

I need to expand my collection

[@bobcloset7963]

The only forgotten Minecraft moment is my soul.

[@jaxmcflyk8023]

what a classic

[@JabariMore]

what a classic

[@bbnosfirstchild2961]

what a classic

[@mistermoby9657]

what a classic

[@shrimp_on_internet]

What a classic

[@brainlet6055]

"Verbal diarrhea" is such a Ted thing to sing at someone.

[@matrixiekitty2127]

I can only imagine what sound would’ve bee made from Carson smacking his face into his mic while sneezing

[@zabloing2011]

13:30 carson coming out of the 4 bit realm to deliver a classic joke

[@doodoodaadoo1]

I genuinely miss SMPLive, It was fun while it lasted

[@homersimpson3441]

I just imagine traves screaming at Chucky cheese but he's not scared he's just screaming for no reason

[@epicroy13]

Carson, the Dream stans will be coming after you, oh no

[@bidoof367]

dream's friends start their videos the same way as him and it scares me

[@bruhbruh7886]

Bidoof to be fair dream gained popularity so fucking quickly so his formula isnt that bad.

[@vdb000]

They’re friends and I’m sure is fans aren’t gonna come for Carson just bc he made a Minecraft statistics joke 💀....

[@ErebusTheDragonn]

2:06 lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

[@BaoNguyen-nl7su]

i got recommended this after everything, i am now sad.

[@magnushly9007]

Yeah same, its hard to look at it the same way

[@hellsing1696]

@@magnushly9007 yeah i know, now its EVEN BETTER

[@humiekitten7818]

@@hellsing1696 lol

[@liftfork]

Things people say on the east coast but not the west? "Hey, let's go to Wawa."

[@goongalass930]

ok joey

[@bradywright564]

Wawa runs are the best

[@ratboyugly]

wawa 🥰😍❤️

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@jakeer1554]

Magellanic wtf why do you do this

[@noahglau6897]

Someone needs to make Carson spinning around for ten hours

[@noahandrews8936]

@The Two Idiots I'm surprised that wasn't a rickroll

[@Shootyshoot-ls3xj]

@The Two Idiots what a classic you bastard

[@dickhertz4825]

@The Two Idiots damn I knew it man but I just couldn't resist the urge to click the url

[@thomyorkereal]

i don’t think i have ever laughed harder than when i laughed at carson silently fake sneezing and slamming his head into his mic

[@mateo-vp7dg]

I’m listening to Carson’s body fluids at one in the morning

[@noahfencebut]

same except it's 2 in the morning instead 😌

[@noracampbell6392]

Saaaaame

[@jettin5919]

That’s a classic

[@noahfencebut]

nora or something hey it's 4am now you still up

[@noracampbell6392]

@@noahfencebut yep, glad we could be insomniacs together

[@zenstatic4618]

CallMeCarson’s KZbin content is like anti-depressants but better.

[@IsaiahINRI]

Except this actually helps

[@scout669]

I feel safe here

[@somemagellanic]

what a classic

[@jakeer1554]

Magellanic why, why are you here

[@painthuffinpatriot76]

ironic

[@gunkwizardry]

Carson breaking down and then being like "what a classic" is me

[@mitsukunisen6709]

I didn't hear the noise that James did to spook Carson at first, so the entirety of that clip I was incredibly confused

[@thekennek]

I missed something cause I don’t get the noise reference

[@pw4513]

Turn your volume up it was a noteblock at 15:32

[@cycsbiggestfan3148]

Yeah you should hear it on your left ear without Mono Audio

[@mitsukunisen6709]

@@pw4513 Thank you !! ❤

[@thekennek]

Yamaha Squad no I heard the not block, I just didn’t understand why it invoked Carson’s reaction

[@miggs6791]

Carson: *talks about KZbin’s statistics* Dream: *laughs nervously*

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

OWEN TEBBEN yes, welcome to the joke, squidward.

[@cadesturm5095]

8:59 Baskin first appearance

[@mrrfyW]

He’s baskin

[@BloodyMunchkin]

I love how Carson's argument for someone subscribing to his channel is "You can always unsubscribe". Absolutely stunning.

[@ZeppeliGaming]

he said word for word Dream subscribe intro so yeah

He was literally just repeating what other youtubers say to make fun of them edit: after sending this comment i've realized it might look like i'm trying to defend those youtubers, i'm not, this is just a funny bit

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

^^

[@ZeppeliGaming]

@@zekezooka I didnt say that in a bad way I just wanted to say that he didnt come up with this lul

[@atytheangel]

"everything that comes out, verbal diarrhea"

[@Me-yb7bj]

“diarrhea verbal, out comes that everything”

[@ct57318]

Yes we did watch the same video

[@Cringepants]

holy cr*shit is that a quote from the video? humina humina!

[@jaxmcflyk8023]

what a classic

[@Me-yb7bj]

The Baffled Gapple what if you missed it 😳

[@jjju3]

4:12 the fact no one had the information to respond to "wait whats the bottom" with "you." is so sad

[@themilkman3949]

When Carson stood up to spin around I expected him to just pull down his pants

[@kahlebhowarth-jennings9688]

What I love about ted is that he uses slang from all over the world, I’ve never in my life seen an American use the word nonce before and it made me ecstatic that he did.

[@hardlyduckie]

14:18 is just... this is what makes the world go around

[@mulac9903]

Some people don’t know what it’s like walking into a set 8 classroom 14:03 well there you go Edit: thanks for all the likes btw

[@johnepimen6462]

i love the fact that Carson has had to move twice in order to post this stuff

[@avdr3y49]

yo im confused... i know he lived with taves noah and cooper for a bit but is he moving out now?

[@blearkob]

[replying because I'm also wondering]

[@setheason]

I'm wondering too

[@lilchaps]

”Ima put curse of binding on ur face” “Ur neva gonna grow”

[@asianman7945]

The real forgotten Minecraft moments were the friends we made along the way

[@butrbwedd]

Æ

[@shytown7083]

this format will always be the funniest fucking thing to me

[@theyanman6442]

Imagine if Call Me Carson was actually sans from undertale

[@butrbwedd]

Æ

[@mini-vevo2307]

What a classic

[@bidoof367]

he is sans in my undertale au callmecarsontale

[@tapatioman8411]

We could only imagine

[@BruhMoment-ty8bh]

What a classic

[@monarkev]

Imagine being Carson and saying “I’m Carson” like bro do you think I am a dense potato

[@bidoof367]

i'm carson

[@matthewewbaha1358]

smplive was amazing. It definitely changed my 2019. That had to be my most favorite year so far.

[@inmyseats]

looks like he wasnt such an incel after all

[@Yoinkyy]

0:21 **9 year old me secretly playing Minecraft on my ps3**

[@remindertostayhydrated602]

Hey guys remember to stay hydrated today!

[@glitchboy1890]

Thanks I almost forgot

[@earthqu8]

Thanks water bottle without a label😼

[@remindertostayhydrated602]

_uwuthotty xo Labels are for the weak bottles.

[@yuranamo]

You’re polluting the oceans with your plastic :(

[@kayleigharnold]

Don’t forget to go read egg!

[@Trenzalore-gn6xq]

Jesus this was when he was building “The”, man that feels like so long ago

[@Koicifer]

The? What a classic

[@isplat927]

And when he has the tree near his nether portal.

[@s4ndr3x98]

0:54 lmao is that a shot at dream XD

[@SonRob01]

He mentioned on stream a while ago that he doesn’t have anything against him but he thinks it’s such a funny thing to say but with the recent Schaltt thing you never know

[@derpytrainwithaturtleontop797]

^^^

[@SonRob01]

It's Nazeem Schaltt went on Dream’s SMP and went around with Wilbur asking who’s theses guys are the whole time and mocking them all for comedic purposes and dream’s cancerous 12 year old community got the weak willed Dream to ban him from the server and then his stans tried to cancel him on Twitter just general toxic shit

[@scaryspoopy8838]

Son Rob I mean this comment was kinda toxic

[@SonRob01]

Albertisliterallygod how? Dreams fans are mostly young teens and he’s so desperate to keep his subs and viewers that he banned Schaltt because He’s slightly edgy and he need to keep his child audience happy I didn’t say anything toxic just the truth

[@fruitsandveggiess]

"spin in a circle, incel" is where i lost it

[@dailynonsense9360]

When I hear “persona” my mind automatically defaults to something else, so hearing “his persona, chunky cheese rat” graced me with a much different, albeit interesting mental image.

[@IrisflowersMusic]

0:57 A small percentage? Carson, you're the first channel I've seen that has the majority of people subbed.

[@s4ndr3x98]

@@adrianvaldesstudent3162 what schlatt incident?

[@sochiolympics8427]

sandr3x Dream kicked Schlatt from his server, and idiot children are mad about it even though Schlatt was invited without Dream’s permission and kicking him was totally justified

[@sochiolympics8427]

sandr3x Dream wanted the server to be only his friends, and he and Schlatt hadn’t even spoken to each other before

[@Pumpkal]

@@sochiolympics8427 "And idiot children are mad about it" *Dream stans were literally trying to cancel Schlatt on twitter*

[@sochiolympics8427]

Chris Dodds I know, regardless of that it was completely valid to kick Schlatt from a server he wasn’t even supposed to be in. Dream shouldn’t have to let people do whatever they want if they have large enough of a following. Schlatt’s fanbase is completely immature in this scenario, Dream is not in the wrong at all for removing somebody from his own server