A Wholesome Minecraft Event

[@hellc4t639]

Josh’s comedy has aged like a fine wine.

[@BoHorn]

I love his rants so much

[@punyr]

@@BoHorn josh is just a 40 yr old dad you needs to vent

[@joedavidson7893]

I remember from his stream when the awards were about to start and just began playing Mario lmao

[@plegsio2941]

@@ShadowSALAD I KNEW IT

[@chipsamiproductions4491]

@@plegsio2941 . 1.

[@landoh8040]

I love how multiple people joined in as soon as Junky started singing Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates

[@aechman67]

yeah

[@bottle8440]

yeah

[@orlynthegamer]

Bruh is so dumb I can’t find that clip

[@poopbaby9702]

17:53

[@eggrolltheillegal6201]

Yeah

[@Thederpman4]

i love how antvenom during jawsh's story was falling asleep

[@MJ-zt6xl]

Lol then he looked back at Carson

[@AlexHomeyer]

Wasn’t that from FNAF lmao

[@cucunger2.095]

@@AlexHomeyer yeah 😂

[@UnfriendlyFire]

What made it better is that it started in the middle of the night and ended in the afternoon

[@kizer0155]

Do you that’s great shut up

[@JokeHatesItHere]

I think a part of me died when junky started cussing in gumballs voice

[@nnitro]

first time i heard him cuss and i love it

[@DressShirtDaryl]

Carson: “We’re gonna hold an award show, Josh” Josh: “Did I win?” I laughed so hard watching live idk why

[@kulsmetchen2474]

Yes

[@brandonl576]

This video really undersells how long they sat on the side of the stage trying to figure out what Junky's bit would be, it was like 45 minutes.

[@likesc00b59]

Brandon Lucas seriously, and thank goodness

[@officialbongus2136]

It was truly an experience

[@panpanotaku3190]

Brandon Lucas omg

[@kirbyblade2238]

jesus it was s o o long but at least we got schlatts dead baby quotes from it

[@casuallyidiotic]

Best part of the stream for sure

[@temmiemossy]

the absolute last thing i expected from this was for nick to start swearing in the gumball voice

[@emnersonn]

Ikr

[@abee948]

The last?

[@dober1x]

Lily Siebert wait when was it?

[@snickerdoodleloo]

@@dober1x around 14:52 💀💀

[@dyinginside821]

“Oh my god, is that jschlatt?” *sounds from hell*

[@jobrenmar7513]

Dying Inside i mean its realistic

[@rifqi2733]

*APPLE*

[@tiq7545]

B U T T O N

[@m2rcfiftyfive_]

Hell but, funnier

[@Its_Me_Romano]

*stall*

[@TearingUser935]

As soon as I heard “my friend you have met a terrible, terrible demise,” I just thought: oh no

[@itscareagan]

In my head I could see his precious face fade in and out of the black void

[@sammygecko_]

OH YES

[@adurynn1373]

oh mr happy mask salesman

[@orenji2385]

@@adurynn1373 its fnaf

[@molamimelon3162]

__ TearingUser935 __ I began laughing as soon as I heard that line.

[@PennyPon3]

Jschlatt: Screams with funny mic. Subtitles: (Music)

[@manuelrabuffetti]

I mean, it is music to my ears

[@queueuof]

S U B T I T T L E S

[@Lawg202]

sounds about right

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Jawsh straight up said the whole fnaf monologue for everyone in the server, incredible

[@kisterdrums]

a man of culture

[@coolest_turtle]

I personally prefer the frozen ducks one ngl

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@coolest_turtle swear to god, that hippo is on all the drugs

[@bigchez2342]

The myth the legend the hippo

[@eddyapples8112]

I was not ready for the person who’s voices the main character in a kids show to start to repeat what ninja screamed at a kid

[@jobrenmar7513]

Yes

[@PloopPlab]

Yes

[@brodyboyde5893]

Yes

[@Tsquid61]

Yes

[@Hecksauce]

Yeast

[@largemonkey]

When Jawsh started doing Mr. Hippos speech, I felt that.

[@BonoanAnything]

He should explain the whole lore of the series next time.

[@EvilKermit21]

@@BonoanAnything i second that motion

[@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262]

I guarantee no one knew, that speech just radiates jawsh energy

[@feya1621]

i felt pain.

[@dopomaximus7083]

Possibly the best part of this whole thing

[@danikab5723]

i DIED when junky started rapping steve jobs vs bill gates

[@soliid9482]

By far my favorite part lmao

[@soliid9482]

Me too

[@soliid9482]

Same

[@betterjonnys181]

@@soliid9482 Shut up

[@soliid9482]

So did I

[@ToaSchwiftyMan]

I never thought I’d hear someone casually reference FNAF.

[@24601st]

we've advanced to a new era of human advancement

[@MiniorinVR]

• ϯεηψα ίίδα ! • ᗷᑎᕼᗩ I think it was this 12:35

[@Geeler]

Have you been living under a rock

[@dog4583]

Mr Hippo time

[@jackcollins5669]

I died to mr hippo at 4:00 on 51/20 mode

[@seanw1186]

Ted: sings Mine craft chat fills with people drowning themselves

[@melonbals5512]

omg the officioal soviet union i am such a huge fan

[@davefred]

@@melonbals5512 gay

[@vizzy61]

@Melon Bals gay

[@devon616]

@Melon Bals gay

[@hanburbger7782]

@@melonbals5512 gay

[@Rn-tn5eh]

"Wholesome" as he kills people for not being pokimane

[@toxaneee]

How ShyGuy Pyro said on Discord Tallent Show with Pokimane And Carson And Quackity “being wholesome is being a problem”

[@FrumpDump]

Is that not wholesome

[@misiekzimowy7212]

Like to dream manhunt

[@heyimhenry1379]

as he should

[@wolfcub0545]

I love how throughout Jawsh's mr hippo speech, it went from nighttime to daytime because it took so long

[@tidusdoesstuff5602]

Mr.hippo speech

[@wolfcub0545]

@@tidusdoesstuff5602 shit youre right

[@dantheman6342]

I love how there is two failed aether portals behind everyone

[@fm.burbank8461]

aether portals fail?

[@mixednarwhal]

@@fm.burbank8461 when built incorrectly yes

[@TheNuke7]

I legitimately thought the Fnaf story was original and I was like “oh that sounds like the Fnaf cutscene thing” and then I realized

[@JaycodaJr]

7:24 “Where do you find a cow with no legs?” -JSchlatt

[@Spulix]

20:36 "Car?" -CallMeCarson

[@josephikrakouski346]

in the comments?

[@SlayCC]

Ground beef

[@FangzwithaZ]

@@SlayCC That's not where you find it, that's what it is

[@OfficialEdwardNewgate]

butcher shop

[@whoop6047]

Title: A Wholesome Minecraft Event *Meanwhile at Wilbur's POV* Jschlatt: "I WANTED TO ELOPE WITH YOU!"

[@FanFoRlYfE]

throughout the graduation they were just whispering to each other lol

[@attackhelicopter8731]

Jankers ninja speech was the best thing i’ve seen ever

[@rhenum8084]

13:34 lmao I didn't notice ant venom falling asleep at first

[@jrw2319]

them standing at the side of the stage took like almost an hour to figure out what Junky and Josh were going to say. don't let this video fool you

[@foop2540]

5:21 "where are you Carson" Carson: "W O O D"

[@cadelifts6762]

Josh literally recited the story from five nights at freddy’s.

[@geraldmary3556]

He did indeed

[@catalyst2305]

Glad someone noticed it

[@Cmc3567]

Yea the ultimate night thing

[@LOCAL_LEE]

I thought so. He nailed it.

[@funny_valentine6588]

I thought i recognized that story. Ultimate Custom Night from Mr. Hippo, Josh literally recited the whole thing.

[@Ozeanic]

Watching this after wilbur's video, i felt scared for will when he sang "kiss me trough the phone"

[@goongangass4884]

Greetings, memento mori

[@arandomstranger6954]

Memento mori

[@adrianrey14]

memento mori

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Memento Mori Also yeah, carries more weight now that I've seen the Wilbur vid

[@Ozeanic]

@@adrianrey14 dumb unus, go count to one

[@toblerone5751]

Long ass fnaf references out of nowhere really gets me goin in a good way

[@lolo-TM]

12:33 i don't think the editing gives justice to how funny this was on stream. Im not a fan of fnaf at all, but man it was so perfect, the tone in which he read the story, the silence of the crowd, the absurdity of the speech itself and the length of it on stream was great. When i was watching it on stream i was litteraly crying and laughing over it, probably my favorite moment of this SMP reunion

[@QuentacosIsMe]

I love how the bit lasts from the Minecraft night to morning

[@Chaisetheaviator]

Where can I find the vod

[@hulax9858]

If Carson ever makes a intro to his videos or stream, I hope it is "Hi im Callmecarson, but you can call me Carson"

[@planetshoot3478]

I hate that I laughed at that

[@knopfir]

carson? more like car

[@pelicanpelican2055]

amazing. how did I not think of that

[@mcruz1120]

He turned himself into Bob Ross, funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[@sammygecko_]

*I’M BOB ROSS* Funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[@eddiehunter1887]

Ok, so there’s this twitch streamer guy, right? He wants to be wholesome so he turns himself into a Bob Ross, and then he said “I’m Bob Ross!”

[@busterb7482]

Hell yeah

[@hubi1519]

He didn't cut the part in where Carson kills Stinkster and accuses him of beeing a Nazi

[@neolynx_]

It's whatever and I'm pretty sure Dink found it funny this it's kind of his type of humor

[@hubi1519]

@@neolynx_ I'm also German and found it funny but he probably didn't put it in because some people would get offended by that.

[@ashikjaman1940]

He probs wants to be monitized

[@YJ-eq3gd]

*german soldier

[@nxxynx5039]

@@nikoIai it's called banter

[@beeeeeeale.4]

"Hello everybuddon" *secondhand embarassment kicks in*

[@protree_productions]

As soon Josh said "Oroville", I almost choked on my food. Guy straight up did a FNAF joke casually

[@rolohanner6776]

It was really funny. And congratulations on being 5 months older than you were when you wrote this comment!

[@rolohanner6776]

@Ahehx Cjejc I'm honored

[@dbk8245]

It was really funny. And congratulations on being 10 months older than you were when you wrote this comment!

[@protree_productions]

@@dbk8245 yo holy shit i forgot about this video

[@DJSlimeball]

I'm pretty sure it is Orville.

[@s4en]

Wholesome in Minecraft???!??? No such thing. Only war.

[@Vex-VII]

Peace was never an option, mr Hjonk

[@Tax_Collector01]

Only war.

[@MADRatzzz]

let the war begin

[@nicolasa.3192]

@@Tax_Collector01 No taxes. Only war.

[@elitaylor5627]

@@nicolasa.3192 tax evasion is not a joke

[@personpacman7439]

NOOOOO WHY WOULD YOU SKIP TED SINGING MAMMA MIA IN FULL

[@graeconnelly8973]

TWICE!!

[@toniigx8]

Elizabeth Grace THREE TIMES HE SANG IT AGAIN AFTER CARSON RAIDED HIM

[@ubesilvana1337]

WE NEED HIM TO SING THE ENTIRE ABBA GOLDEN HITS ALBUM

[@teslamodelxp100d6]

it's worth the copyright lmaoo

[@Kapin05]

After watching Wilbur's video first his appearance in the award ceremony is like some bizarre crossover episode

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Character-who-presumably-died-offscreen shows up in crossover episode completely fine

[@tristanks1179]

19:50 No one: Jschlatt: Speaks enchantment table

[@izabelachorazewicz7798]

Nice

[@goonie7621]

Nice

[@chockyglocky0577]

Nice

[@Roblaze]

Nice

[@Raf-qz7ih]

N╎ᓵᒷ (Nice)

[@wigglyjimbo]

I swear schlatt's funny mic quality somehow managed to drop even more

[@henryspadt6160]

When josh told that story he actually repeated a joe Biden speech

[@StaleTide]

Who knew Mr Hippo was actually Joe Biden?

[@blackshirts_and_breads]

@Brock Newman MR HIPPO FOR PRESIDENT #MRHIPPO2020

[@jeraldchang2499]

Of course josh did

[@aboudi2779]

@@blackshirts_and_breads even better JAWSH for president

[@pokaay3163]

Wow. I didn’t know Mr. Hippo was running.

[@justafruit3301]

What a goofy event. So zany and wacky. What an absolute hoot. I really liked the part when jschlatt did the funny mic and when he said conar eat pant. Honestly some top tier comedy. Holy moly.

[@bagelgod946]

Heheheh hahaha eatpantconar hohoho funny mic oh yeah hehehe hahaha

[@Hecksauce]

Quacka moly

[@justintime8811]

“ *JSHWATT??* “ _Extremely intense dying noises ensue_

[@anijeepa]

I remember watching this live and just laughing my ass of when Junky and Josh got on stage. EDIT:After Junky said his line, Krinios wrote:"Isn't this guy like 12" lmao.

[@ave7949]

HAHAHA he’s actually 17 now and his bday was in september i think, so he was sixteen when this took place

[@raylenemejia3170]

12:35 OH MY GOSH WHEN I HEARD THAT I IMMEDIATELY KNEW FNAF

[@theindominusdeeno7165]

listening to josh's story is what i imagine foreign people hearing when they hear english for the first time

[@sammygecko_]

The best possible scenario

[@parotic]

i love how antvenom was called hankvenom as a joke and it turned into his actual name

[@theelusive1736]

When Josh pulled out the Mr. Hippo monologue, I got blasted with nostalgia.

[@brainsnez]

UCN didn’t come out that long ago my guy, lmao.

[@goldcrane7347]

Hayden Weiss this is like feeling nostalgia from Endgame

[@aaphie]

Jawsh reciting Mr. Hippo's speech is a whole vibe.

[@officialbongus2136]

I’m glad the jawsh bit stayed and not the part when schlatt called jawsh unfunny

[@TiffySky]

official bongus 2, was schlatt joking? Or was he really being mean to Josh? :/

[@officialbongus2136]

༺ TiffySky ༻ I mean I’m sure it wasn’t intentional but it definitely came off as rude because jawsh was really uninterested in playing after schlatt made fun of him

[@yashim08]

@Smells Ahoy! Trump voter.

[@hamchurger4566]

@@yashim08 he probably watches jschlatt to be racist in his comments

[@laylando9898]

Jawsh telling a mr hippo story was the best thing on that stream

[@darrenh55755]

Schlatt definitely didn’t think so.

[@yeukki]

The Shrimpy Tomato schlatt was rude af that stream ngl

[@sammygecko_]

Made me so happy :))

[@soniamokros5643]

@@yeukki I was watching Jawsh's stream and oh boy was he sad. The entire chat was trying to make him feel better. And then at the end? I honestly felt so bad for him.

[@selman205]

Igor Mokros what did schlatt say?

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

“Who are you?” -Carson 2020 **KAZOO KID INTENSIFIES.*

[@Vex-VII]

no

[@toz_lmao]

@@Vex-VII Mr Obama its a honor to meet you

[@di5963]

Who is this guy lmao Wait I think you mean the other kazoo kid

[@rugerjensen22]

*Ted singing Mamma Mia* Me: shamelessly adds to playlist

[@flamingstallion]

Which version? Austin Weber or ABBA

[@oblivioneg925]

poopley ted

[@kymiazek2721]

@@flamingstallion ABBA is superior

[@seathealchemyst]

Josh’s story at approx.13:00 sounds like my grandfather trying to tell an actual story

[@snage-thesnakemage]

its from fnaf custom night XD

[@maxmax7940]

Title: "A Wholesome Minecraft Event" Reality: 14:45

[@ethanodis6440]

Gumball angry

[@ssicksquared]

"My friend you have met a terrible-" *my fnaf instincts are kicking in*

[@ampstamp]

Connection terminated

[@lmaoyeeha]

what

[@misiekzimowy7212]

Like to dream manhunt

[@nurhid5742]

@@misiekzimowy7212 what

[@high.fructose7534]

@@misiekzimowy7212 what

[@wilbee3284]

@@misiekzimowy7212 what

[@ethanshuey9758]

@@misiekzimowy7212 what

[@jemboolala]

Josh doing the fnaf reference was the funniest shit.

[@likepolice5769]

I just wanna say I think this is a great event. As someone who uses the helpline often, it really helps people. Thanks so much car son, son of Lightning McQueen

[@MrFusion]

14:45 Saving this bad boy for future reference

[@Varkyorsomethingstupid9963]

He’s actually one of the voice actors for gumball

[@darkridoom]

When I clicked on this video, I didn’t expect Jawsh recite one of Mr. Hippo’s monologues

[@keitatsutsumi]

For the next youtooz promotion I want a solid 30 seconds of him saying “I GOT NEW YOUTOOZ”

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Once, but audiostretched to last 30 seconds

[@CraftyCarrot]

I think a lot less people laughed at Junky’s speech not because it wasn’t funny but because it was just so surreal to hear Junky curse so much so unexpectedly

[@poisonedsludge]

Why is Josh literally the best, I love him so much

[@I_Dislike_YouTube_Handles]

17:52 The fact that almost all of them starting repeating the song by heart fills me with faith for humanity.

[@massivelegend3599]

I know it's been well over a while since he's been back, but it's still good to have you back man

[@crisperstorm]

Everyone on the server "funny mic isn't funny" Also everyone: funny laughed

[@Erieath]

Junky should've said: "I support the bourgeoisie in their tasks for the greater good!"

[@somebodyelse5820]

I imagined junky’s eyes as a nose and now I can’t unsee it.

[@cumbuster5387]

I did not expect ERB being mentioned on this server, ever. I'm so glad that happened!

[@directspoogles2166]

This should have Been titled: “the rebirth of my Minecraft server”

[@FireRescue80]

Not his server though.

[@shmev8852]

Did you guys know smart money has the ability to multiply

[@Balend]

Why? It's not a rebirth, it was a one time get together for a charity event.

[@javenderdannn3662]

I like how it says "wholesome" in the title and yet the first words are "I nEED to find Jschlatt so I can play StAl..."

[@s4en]

Jschwatt*

[@aclonymous]

I need to find jSchwatt so I can pway staww*

[@SmoothTurtle840]

It would’ve been more wholesome if it included more of Jschlatt’s “baby” jokes.

[@jacknaj1312]

How to know if Monkey: Symptoms: Monkey Thank you

[@ohno7432]

Treatments??? Is there a cure????

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

munkiiii!!?1?! funniiiii

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

Funny

[@TikkaCurry54]

OOOOOHHAHHAHOOOO

[@griffin7670]

oh god, i didnt want to find ou this way. oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

[@clarethecat5199]

The people who don't watch the streams are missing out on so much. These videos are FANTASTIC, don't get me wrong, but listening to the awkward silence as Ted sings the ENTIRE Abba song? The dead serious and seemingly endless deliberation of what Junky should say that took place to the side of the stage? God, it's all just so good.

[@bigman5659]

12:38 Mr Hippo's story from ultimate custom night 😂 I knew right when he said "terrible terrible demise"

[@luisamador8460]

Same Lmao

[@AJV0707]

I just realized halfway through josh’s “story” was that purple hippo from fnaf UCN.

[@StellarRetribution]

his name is mr. hippo you uncultured filth

[@AJV0707]

Chili The Kid ???

[@AJV0707]

Well that character was introduced in 6 and I was only interested in fnaf up until SL

[@SmoothTurtle840]

Pistachio ! UCN was cool though, it brought back my interest to the series (I only had cared about the first 3).

[@Yes-di2ln]

I recognized it from the start XD

[@TrevorVinyard]

13:56 Antvenom falls asleep in Minecraft by bobbing his head

[@seeyalaterstinky]

I'm gonna be honest, thank you Carson for keeping Jawsh's Hippo monologue in, Jschlatt did him bad

[@rott3nfruit]

when ted was giving his graduation speech he said "WELL SLAP MY MAMA" on his stream and it was incredibly funny but it didn't show up on here and now im sad

[@chubbybunny3948]

This feels like when you and your online friends stop playing for months to years and reunite again

[@aedanhidlebaugh1796]

"What's the best thing about Switzerland?" Ah the memories...

[@Vex-VII]

I, president obama am about to overthrow trump and declare carson king, king of kings

[@seventeen-mx5td]

The Official Barack Obama KZbin Channel +rep

[@Vex-VII]

@Ulyasse ¿ thats me

[@Jacksonshroy]

Thank you The Official Barack Obama KZbin Channel. If you were you do that your name would go down in history. The Lord and Savior The Official Barack Obama KZbin Channel... I can just picture it...

[@Vex-VII]

@@Jacksonshroy no, put carson in my place

[@rennie2438]

Pog

[@ethantarrant8890]

During Josh’s Orville ramble we need an edit that’s just his head in different poses like in the game Also: does josh know the entirety of the Orville ramble by memory bc if he does he’s elevated to a whole other level

[@apairofupsidedowndragonfru9732]

I was on Josh's stream, and he had to pull it up to get it exactly right, but he had a good bit of it memorized. Suffice it to say, he is a legend. While everyone else is playing minecraft, Josh is playing Mario 64 AND Minecraft.

[@boop5636]

Hello there Unus. From one annus to an unus, Memento Mori.

[@crunchyng969]

HE DID IT

[@tidusdoesstuff5602]

Mr hippo

[@yeukki]

watching joshs stream during the reunion was honestly the best decision i’ve ever made everyone else was so unfunny LMAO

[@PolarCapsule]

This was like an epilogue episode for a show that shows everyone’s character development

[@ryantyanmyan2528]

Why does Carson cosplaying as Bob Ross look like an off brand child of Michael Cera and Adam Samberg

[@akkinda]

That’s so accurate

[@haz1682]

AntVenom falling asleep at 13:38 lmao

[@chillycharizard5985]

Holy shit I didnt notice that! Lol!

[@anth0nybalb0a]

Jawsh recreating Mr. Hippo's line was amazing

[@cassiebucknall9952]

i’m sorry but josh’s voice during storytelling sounded like a discount cryoatic

[@logan_rice]

can we talk about how altrive's throat clearing noise at 17:40 sounded enough like the voice from the clip that I almost believed it was him

[@lotto5498]

"Sup, Mario on Twitter?" "AYO, WASSUP?!" *_implodes_*

[@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262]

Altrive : Where ARE you Carson Cargle : whood

[@Stennishh]

so early carson left a minute of nothing at the end and forgot the endcards

[@tidusdoesstuff5602]

You commented 4 hours ago and he uploaded 6 hours ago

[@BloodDoom]

Tidus Does Stuff Truuuuuue

[@kamild_]

Entire day later they're still not here

[@tjas_]

Josh doing the *entire* Mr Hippo speech is just *chef kiss*

[@bruhmoment8843]

Bruh as soon as I heard "My friend you had met a terrible..." I knew it, I knew exactly what it was

[@thelettergreen]

17:40 for my future self when they inevitable think of this right as their about to fall asleep

[@lilyelizabeth9999]

I was rewatching Carson’s older vids when this came out lol

[@purrspctiv]

Same

[@commitdie6854]

Same

[@dannybagley9333]

Same

[@aiden.real.]

I didn’t think I would ever hear the actually voice actor of gum ball scream the ninja rage speech in my life time

[@superbanana1269]

8:40 he should've added "and when you're here, you're you're here"

[@BigIcedCoffee]

Hearing “kiss me through the phone” after watching wilburs video makes it so much funnier because even though i know whats coming the buildup still makes it just as funny

[@joshbruning7808]

Wow a Callmecarson video that I haven’t watched 8 times, let’s watch it 8 times.