Former Inmate Reveals Why You NEVER Make Gay Jokes | The Connect

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Ай бұрын

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Comedian and former crack dealer Ali Siddiq talks about his time in prison and why he never took jokes made at his expense lightly.
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@floridaboyduval4478
@floridaboyduval4478 Ай бұрын
10 inches in ya is crazy, them murdering words
@raider2071
@raider2071 Ай бұрын
#FactsPlusTax
@jamesjackson2117
@jamesjackson2117 Ай бұрын
​​@@raider2071that's just prison foreplay
@realmccoy405
@realmccoy405 Ай бұрын
Yep you don't say that to a known threat!!! And devoted Muslim I jail!!!
@adamcarroll5130
@adamcarroll5130 Ай бұрын
@@jamesjackson2117god dammit i giggled haha
@rome11139
@rome11139 Ай бұрын
😫😂😂
@candimcdonald9077
@candimcdonald9077 Ай бұрын
😂😂Thats wild af to say to another man in any setting. Let alone jail👀😂😂
@DolojayDatboi
@DolojayDatboi Ай бұрын
Out loud at that 😂😂❤️😂😂😂😂
@user-kb9nz1es6x
@user-kb9nz1es6x Ай бұрын
Nah Americans and Mexican do this shit at work😅😅😅 play gay games I stay to myself no laughing that’s crazy
@lejuanwilliams8437
@lejuanwilliams8437 29 күн бұрын
Y’all ain’t never did time that’s normal Dominos shit talking. Ali just was one of those over sensitive dudes in jail
@cooliusmaximus5802
@cooliusmaximus5802 28 күн бұрын
​@@lejuanwilliams8437 sounds like you enjoyed that kind of talk 🤣
@spenser6353
@spenser6353 28 күн бұрын
Major pause moment
@karinafernandez9678
@karinafernandez9678 Ай бұрын
Calling Ali Siddiq only a former inmate is wild in itself 😂..
@kakarotkills7
@kakarotkills7 Ай бұрын
Fr😂
@paidstacks
@paidstacks Ай бұрын
Man, I was confused at that.
@settrender
@settrender Ай бұрын
nah fr 😂
@swtx518
@swtx518 Ай бұрын
4real though
@MrBadass773
@MrBadass773 Ай бұрын
He is...
@ordellfanroy9517
@ordellfanroy9517 Ай бұрын
Big Respect for having boundaries for any man that standing 🫡
@jpbates8694
@jpbates8694 Ай бұрын
Yes Sir 👑💩
@wilez3219
@wilez3219 Ай бұрын
That's ridiculous
@thesauceisme
@thesauceisme Ай бұрын
@@jpbates8694😂😂😂 king shit nah thats inmate shit
@rudytrujillo2238
@rudytrujillo2238 27 күн бұрын
This dude is a clown!
@TYRONE-kh9zn
@TYRONE-kh9zn 8 күн бұрын
​@@rudytrujillo2238Gotta have something that you are actually willing to stand on or else tossed about you become
@r.shanonyoung8980
@r.shanonyoung8980 Ай бұрын
Them the gay games Turk was talking about some mfs just ain't for the bullsht💯 and if you don't check it right then! everybody else gone feel like they can play with you like that💯
@imtoocrafty8990
@imtoocrafty8990 Ай бұрын
Definitely open door for niggas to walk in a feel like they can do the shit too smh
@shakurkhalifah3356
@shakurkhalifah3356 Ай бұрын
Yeah I remember Turk saying every crew do that and I’m like no tf we don’t
@10zlo
@10zlo Ай бұрын
Okay and? I've never understood why people have to act so tough and can't just ignore stuff.. the private prison sector loves those egos, it keeps them in business.
@Joshua-re3xw
@Joshua-re3xw Ай бұрын
It’s really not that serious 🤣
@simpletitleholder
@simpletitleholder Ай бұрын
@@10zloignore for too long and they gone think you dl you have to check it when it happens or they might try you. It’s prison and u have to survive it
@Wraith3100
@Wraith3100 Ай бұрын
Respect is currency
@rudytrujillo2238
@rudytrujillo2238 27 күн бұрын
Yea but cracking a gay joke isn’t as serious as this clown says!!!
@keeppressing1760
@keeppressing1760 21 күн бұрын
Exactly 💯
@KwisBwown
@KwisBwown 11 күн бұрын
Nah brah i big money 💰
@edluke3415
@edluke3415 8 күн бұрын
You see you gotta give respect to get respect, it's the economy of respect
@barneycockburn
@barneycockburn Ай бұрын
That’s EXACTLY how real fights happen in the pin. No yelling, screaming, etc. Someone just goes “ok,” walks away then comes back with their shoes on swinging
@MrOod67
@MrOod67 Ай бұрын
What that mean, why you not wearing shoes already?
@thnzxc
@thnzxc Ай бұрын
​@@MrOod67Because shoes usually are for recreational for most. Most walk around in shower slippers or day slippers (depending on the place) and shoes come on because either you're about to play ball, do some work, or someone about to get worked.
@ds37215
@ds37215 Ай бұрын
​@@thnzxc why don't you guys find a better hobby than going to prison so often that you're experts? Reprehensible.🤦🏾‍♀️ I'm so glad I don't know any of that sort.
@BullDawgsRUs
@BullDawgsRUs Ай бұрын
@@ds37215 To hell with prison. Theres unwritten rules called man code. Fuck around and find out. Simple as that.
@sincereflowers3218
@sincereflowers3218 Ай бұрын
@@BullDawgsRUs Fist fighting someone over a joke when you can easily laugh it off or walk away is little boy behavior. Meanie meanie poop heads and their words don’t affect _men_ . I got a life to get home to.
@LarryBaker-uw2my
@LarryBaker-uw2my Ай бұрын
People who have never been behind the walls do not understand, or comprehend, the repercussions regarding a simple "gay" joke in there😂
@tkjam3569
@tkjam3569 Ай бұрын
Facts.that kinda slick shit will get u hit. Words like that is considered sex play..that'll get u knocked the fuc out or 🗡️
@kalicomusic8594
@kalicomusic8594 Ай бұрын
🇺🇸 full of 🧢 Gay relationships are cool tho?🤣💀
@aleecyiaapplewhite5127
@aleecyiaapplewhite5127 Ай бұрын
Idk why not💁🏾‍♀️ cause in my free and never been arrested mind 🤌🏾I would think saying anything gay would result in a fight, fuck, or death😅
@woodlandxwarrior
@woodlandxwarrior Ай бұрын
Wonder how much of it stems from people saying stupid shit claimed it's a joke when in actuallity they are just testing waters to see what they can get away with.
@xxxbiggiepacwrldjohn6233
@xxxbiggiepacwrldjohn6233 Ай бұрын
@@aleecyiaapplewhite5127what the fuck are those emojis
@raymondlyman9288
@raymondlyman9288 Ай бұрын
"Mexicans got on boots"
@clittle1559
@clittle1559 Ай бұрын
shit seem like everyone does but his homeboy
@MrOod67
@MrOod67 Ай бұрын
What that mean, why he not wearing shoes already?
@kennycherry7684
@kennycherry7684 Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@roramirez1014
@roramirez1014 Ай бұрын
We stay ready
@prettybrowneyez3338
@prettybrowneyez3338 Ай бұрын
What does that mean?
@waavyfm
@waavyfm 28 күн бұрын
Don’t open a door you’re not ready to walk through 💡
@himdownstairsmusik
@himdownstairsmusik Ай бұрын
Ali got on boots!
@drewhite7044
@drewhite7044 Ай бұрын
He ridin' with the Mexicans? 😂
@drewhite7044
@drewhite7044 Ай бұрын
Is he ridin' with the Mexicans? 😂
@melaninmoxiellc963
@melaninmoxiellc963 Ай бұрын
Nah, but that dude does! Lol
@n3bmusic
@n3bmusic 25 күн бұрын
Lol 🤣😅
@mambamentality9119
@mambamentality9119 Ай бұрын
People in prison with life double life. The level of savagery is different.
@serethalatrice5006
@serethalatrice5006 Ай бұрын
Yes he right working n a prison u know u doing time with them & u respect the situation everybody is dealt
@guugle-is-racizt4685
@guugle-is-racizt4685 Ай бұрын
Fake war stories
@KyleLovelace-yu5ln
@KyleLovelace-yu5ln Ай бұрын
I did time at Wynne which is nothing but 25+ and mostly life's+ but bro lifers were chill. They live there. The G3 wing which is 50+ pretty much runs itself without guards. It's the 20s 30s and 40 year 19/20yr old kids that walk around stabbing shit, extorting, and all the fuckery..
@gravymorales4762
@gravymorales4762 Ай бұрын
It's not about that all the time
@Nobody-11B
@Nobody-11B Ай бұрын
A room full of dudes that couldn't follow the rules making up rules and acting petty...
@kevinmitchell8650
@kevinmitchell8650 Ай бұрын
Respect is key in prisons and jails. Pass all tests.
@rudytrujillo2238
@rudytrujillo2238 27 күн бұрын
These two pass no tests!!!
@lindasmith7720
@lindasmith7720 25 күн бұрын
At least he was honest and didn’t intend to be abused, verbally or otherwise.
@odnewdylee
@odnewdylee Ай бұрын
I dont play spades or any games that remind me of jail.
@WillieJones007
@WillieJones007 15 күн бұрын
Pillow fights with your sell mate
@Ken-vu9pb
@Ken-vu9pb Күн бұрын
Just finished 8 years myself, been out 11 months and doing FANTASTIC, but I definitely understand. Even something as simple as a smirk too sly or a laugh too deep at the wrong time can set someone off.
@drewkey6437
@drewkey6437 Ай бұрын
Never ever wear anything but your boots or sneakers outside your cell unless you're headed to the rainbox
@RicoSuave313
@RicoSuave313 Ай бұрын
Even then carry your shower shoes with you with your boots on 😂😂
@emanuelmartinez7267
@emanuelmartinez7267 Ай бұрын
Depends on where you're doing time, where I was at it was a sign you was looking to throwdown, seeing someone wearing their boots created tension so there was this unspoken rule that you just don't wear them outside your cell just to avoid a misunderstanding that would lead to a fight you weren't looking for. Gotta get you before you get me type shit
@JTMONEYMAGNET
@JTMONEYMAGNET Ай бұрын
Where were you at? I was in usp Leavenworth in Kansas and boots and shoes was mandatory. Well thinkin even my first spot was fci Pekin Illinois nd boots and shoes also mandatory. No shower shoes unless in the shower.
@sxcw
@sxcw Ай бұрын
No shower shoes on the tier.
@millzroe23
@millzroe23 Ай бұрын
True I only Know a few who would go To chow hall and Shower sandals they was that wild in there they never coming home either thankful to be free and have a trade now 🙏🏾
@Kommunik8Moor
@Kommunik8Moor Ай бұрын
Never play those gay jokes with anyone.
@82Brooklyn7
@82Brooklyn7 28 күн бұрын
Facts there it doesn't just apply to jail💯
@Caporg3000
@Caporg3000 27 күн бұрын
@@82Brooklyn7Prison is different. Outside, you’re just insecure and homophobic. Putting your hands on a man for a gay joke is gay af.
@MVegas
@MVegas Ай бұрын
Ten inches in you is crazy
@CobugCobug
@CobugCobug Ай бұрын
It’s crazy if you’re used to 9 being in you
@woopezzy00
@woopezzy00 Ай бұрын
Is wicked
@4pokketwalkerhomebaby153
@4pokketwalkerhomebaby153 29 күн бұрын
​@CobugCobug u still get beat up
@rudytrujillo2238
@rudytrujillo2238 27 күн бұрын
Not what yo momma says!!!
@jeremylocklear9118
@jeremylocklear9118 25 күн бұрын
I played bones, pinochle, spades with MY BOOTS on lol. An OG told me during the 1st part of my bid, stay away from the 3 G's.......Gangs, Gays, Gambling. Best advice I ever got in the feds lol.
@simply_dioru
@simply_dioru Күн бұрын
Best advice ever.
@batmizzle2009
@batmizzle2009 29 күн бұрын
He's not just a former inmate... he's a comedian
@josealmeraz1484
@josealmeraz1484 Ай бұрын
More riots have popped off over dominos, poker and T.Vs then anything elese that I seen behind the wall
@masonmurphy6009
@masonmurphy6009 Ай бұрын
They got everything but freedom, and they still can't act right
@paulgross3720
@paulgross3720 Ай бұрын
Telephones is the number 1 reason why fights break out especially when your in the County jails. It was the biggest problem when I was on Rikers Island in the middle 80's , guys got cuts on there face over telephones....
@rodneyharvey8938
@rodneyharvey8938 Ай бұрын
Spades too
@Yehuz
@Yehuz Ай бұрын
Absolute facts.. especially spades
@josealmeraz1484
@josealmeraz1484 Ай бұрын
@@paulgross3720 in the feds the phones aren't that big of an issue, personal beefs yes but not riot level .
@joesickler5888
@joesickler5888 Ай бұрын
Mexicans got on boots!
@FrankSanchez505
@FrankSanchez505 Ай бұрын
Just curious what's that mean. This dude is Black, Paisa's have no say in the situation.
@poor2passive
@poor2passive Ай бұрын
We know that, because Dora stay wit Boots🐒
@ICFJAY
@ICFJAY Ай бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jonathanrice6338
@jonathanrice6338 Ай бұрын
Right!! I don't know how I remember that..
@jonathanrice6338
@jonathanrice6338 Ай бұрын
Only the real ones understand this comment.
@ku12
@ku12 25 күн бұрын
This reminds me of this youtube judge. Who always tells the defendants. “ do you know why we have prisoners? Because some people lack impulse control and don’t understand consequences.” This man is testament to that statement
@KatrinaMartinezStoutmire
@KatrinaMartinezStoutmire 11 күн бұрын
Or the ones whose GETTING PAID to COLLECT “Prisoners” R just spewing LAME Shhhhh like this to KEEP prisons stocked for monetary PURPOSES ONLY 🥴
@humphreyodiase5958
@humphreyodiase5958 Ай бұрын
Real men to move with respect. Play dumb games. Win dumb prizes
@dustink2847
@dustink2847 Ай бұрын
Shit I played games every day, the amount of canteen I would win was crazy , I would give lots to others that unfortunately did not have much on their books , but I was blessed to be brought into a car that was solid and respected . But word to anyone that might have to do time , don't play if you can't pay , don't talk shit if you can't throw down . Mind your business, do your own time , and never let your celly be a bum or a dirty person because that will be on you . I'm small as fuck and don't fight . But I have heart and know when to shut the fuck up . Y'all good keep your head up .
@jamesjackson2117
@jamesjackson2117 Ай бұрын
Here's another tip.....stop breaking the law....no prison time
@Dallasman
@Dallasman Ай бұрын
​@@jamesjackson2117I can tell you one of those dudes that needs attention!! It's sad that yo people paid you no never mind!! On second thought...this could be why!
@neesha7665
@neesha7665 Ай бұрын
@@Dallasman😂😂
@Dallasman
@Dallasman Ай бұрын
@@neesha7665 It's always one Neesha! Couldn't add anything to the conversation other than "hey! Look at me!" I hope this makes him feel good. 😂
@neesha7665
@neesha7665 Ай бұрын
@@Dallasman Right! Maybe he will finally feel seen and heard.
@davidjackson7330
@davidjackson7330 Ай бұрын
I laced up before I step in the day room
@blillc4939
@blillc4939 Ай бұрын
I was green as shyt to how you gotta watch your wording when I hit the BOP, Poker Night Thursday to Sunday, i came in saying shyt like… “I’m on ya ass”😳🤦🏽‍♂️
@KendaleStevenson
@KendaleStevenson Ай бұрын
😂 in all honesty, ain't nun wrong with that, it's just majority of dudes in prison aren't secured with there man hood. So anything gay, rather it's a joke or a picture or something gay, dudes feel like it's offensive to them and want to turn it into violence. But in reality majority of those dudes be gay as hell, that's why they get so mad at shit people laugh at, because they to embarrassed to admit to themselves that they weird ass is gay.
@orlandojohnson-gu4kq
@orlandojohnson-gu4kq Ай бұрын
Lmao well that's not that bad. 🥷 Say stuff like that all the time. If somebody takes that wrong then that's on them
@CobugCobug
@CobugCobug Ай бұрын
Bet you have up a lot of butt while you was behind the wall
@7633J
@7633J Ай бұрын
Me too a family member: dang they got 5 years? That's a long time in prison Family member: anytime in prison is too long. Me: point taken
@kellybrown2879
@kellybrown2879 26 күн бұрын
No slides in the dayroom!! Be ready so you don't have to get ready!!!😂😂😂😮😮😮😮😊
@gregdiggs423
@gregdiggs423 17 күн бұрын
Always wore my sneaks in the Day room. Never slides
@frostywarrior4649
@frostywarrior4649 Ай бұрын
I had no commissary so bones and spades was my hustle but Ali is right cuz fights broke out cuz some dudes be on that bullshit
@blkflgbx2120
@blkflgbx2120 Ай бұрын
I wonder if the Mexicans put on their boots.
@dembones8415
@dembones8415 Ай бұрын
Mexicans do got thy boots on 🏃‍➡️
@mobtown2518
@mobtown2518 Ай бұрын
When i heard a man say 10 in your back playing dominoes i stayed away from all games i don't talk sweet
@rudytrujillo2238
@rudytrujillo2238 27 күн бұрын
Then you was a loner!!!
@Upsideround
@Upsideround Ай бұрын
These two on a pod is gold
@juanescalante9972
@juanescalante9972 Ай бұрын
Just stay out of jail period guys its not even worth it
@maestrosplurge9427
@maestrosplurge9427 Ай бұрын
Some folks are genius at regurgitating things they see and pretend it was them
@eternalselph
@eternalselph 2 күн бұрын
Funny you say that, I got the the same feeling. What helped you to “see” it?
@danieluriegas3883
@danieluriegas3883 Ай бұрын
In da day room u should Always be Laced up..
@charlesbingham
@charlesbingham Ай бұрын
Lol he's legit. The fking "day room" 😂😂 that sucked fr
@rudytrujillo2238
@rudytrujillo2238 27 күн бұрын
What!?! Not if you have Homies!!!
@danieluriegas3883
@danieluriegas3883 25 күн бұрын
Handle ur business. Dnt expect ur hbs to handle ur business. Whn u gambling o gt disrespected..
@jasonwhitfield6161
@jasonwhitfield6161 Ай бұрын
Maaaaan them dudes be in there tweaking over the table 😂😂😂😂, I said yall in her sounding like some drunk uncles at the cookout
@paularcher24
@paularcher24 Ай бұрын
"I walked up to my cell to put on my make up , if im getting 10 inches in me im gonna look gooooood " is what he meant to say
@kakarotkills7
@kakarotkills7 Ай бұрын
Do yo homework on Ali lilbro lol puttin on the boots was the nice way out, Ali was known for his shank back then😂😂
@Big..Rank..52
@Big..Rank..52 Ай бұрын
Damn the Internet 🛜 for a capper # he about in Real life factz 💯
@theylivewesleep9607
@theylivewesleep9607 Ай бұрын
Somebody’s rocking knocking them boots.
@gary855
@gary855 Ай бұрын
Underrated conment
@the7thletter.
@the7thletter. Ай бұрын
This mf Johnny be looking like he just woke up😂
@madenee2612
@madenee2612 Ай бұрын
Mushroom chip trip😂😂
@SueDohman
@SueDohman 19 күн бұрын
Don’t he tho! Lol. And be makin sounds like he just wakin up after a good nap! All stretchin & shit! 😂
@9ineDogs
@9ineDogs Ай бұрын
Ali got smoke in his boots that’s what we used ta say “smoke in his boots, they right over there”
@i_dont_live_here
@i_dont_live_here Ай бұрын
Yeah, you play games and you get a different interaction from peoples. When you do your time you stay to yourself and get right with the commissary and your celly, everything else will fall into place.
@fastmoneyenterprise7305
@fastmoneyenterprise7305 Ай бұрын
If they allow you too mane
@TerrenceThomas
@TerrenceThomas 29 күн бұрын
The best comedians are also the most serious.
@BBSimonSays
@BBSimonSays Ай бұрын
"It's like why I don't play dominoes"... all hell breaks loose 😂
@MyTwank
@MyTwank Ай бұрын
I never played no table games in my whole 12.5 years. I don’t play games!
@user-sc1yf1ed2p
@user-sc1yf1ed2p Ай бұрын
My also brother 10 .5 jears i don't play that schit respect brother put your boots what thé hell ai Fack Em up in 3 seconds
@puffdutchtwo
@puffdutchtwo Ай бұрын
If u play like that or allow some ppl wit take u seriously or want a relationship so not a good idea
@user-xk4bw3fx7c
@user-xk4bw3fx7c Ай бұрын
There's rules everywhere handle your business
@MELLWALT5000
@MELLWALT5000 Ай бұрын
People underestimate respect
@rudytrujillo2238
@rudytrujillo2238 27 күн бұрын
And these two never went to any place with “rules”!!!
@treyleon8112
@treyleon8112 Ай бұрын
Dominoes do be getting heated 😂
@skillz718
@skillz718 Ай бұрын
I always think he is mystical 😂
@BadBtchGoodenergy
@BadBtchGoodenergy Ай бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂 "whatcha self" 🤣
@j-real7233
@j-real7233 Ай бұрын
MAJOR PAUSE
@j-real7233
@j-real7233 Ай бұрын
MAJOR PAUSE
@super.17-
@super.17- Ай бұрын
Ali dont come off as an aggressor or someone who really would fucc some up
@double-lbeatzzzz5694
@double-lbeatzzzz5694 Ай бұрын
Thats why you gotta be careful you never know but nah bro deff about that just real ones dont need to broadcast it the real cutthroats are the laid back mature ones not these knuckleheads you see now a days
@hunterlacotts4674
@hunterlacotts4674 Ай бұрын
That’s why I believe his ass people that gotta fuck people up typically don’t want to have to fuck anybody up
@bigredd690
@bigredd690 Ай бұрын
And those are the ones you got to watch out for
@whatever11899
@whatever11899 Ай бұрын
You’d be the first one to get knocked out. Ninjas don’t need a “look” to be aggressive. SMDH
@jasonszeto7790
@jasonszeto7790 Ай бұрын
It’s who you know
@Fatfit2
@Fatfit2 Ай бұрын
The interviewer is like me listening to a co worker with who I have zero in common with. 😂
@williamgilmer3856
@williamgilmer3856 Ай бұрын
He aint built like that🙄
@bradadezus
@bradadezus Ай бұрын
Everyone who say that ain't never built for shxt
@AbeM-jm8yo
@AbeM-jm8yo Ай бұрын
He:s been vouched for all over Texas on the streets and inside those walls. His TDCJ peers say he was serial stabber inside. This is why he changed over to Islam to better his life.
@jaxjagsa7x
@jaxjagsa7x Ай бұрын
​@@AbeM-jm8yosounds like a lateral move lol
@JamesOMalley-hb4tf
@JamesOMalley-hb4tf Ай бұрын
​@@AbeM-jm8yoso he can't control his emotions? And somehow that makes him tough? 😂 That makes him low IQ. And that's it. Not a tough bone in that man's body.
@erizfolkz31
@erizfolkz31 Ай бұрын
Ok Gilmer, you clearly don't understand. I don't matter who like what in prison, you can't let folks play like that. He was right, you can be a man and STAND on that, or you can be a man and APOLOGIZE. Either way, it's gotta be done. Prison ain the free world, if you don't wanna be a victim, you gotta stand tall every single time. You ain gotta win, but you gotta show up and show out.
@clintonpowell7373
@clintonpowell7373 Ай бұрын
😂 his a** is lying Facts
@eternalselph
@eternalselph 2 күн бұрын
I agree. How does he know what the guy was saying if he left the room immediately to get boots. I smell cap
@kevinbrown3158
@kevinbrown3158 Ай бұрын
Man that was his 10inch joke, He switched roles, Lmmfao
@oxysz
@oxysz Ай бұрын
Mexicans got on boots is still one of my favorite bits lol. He’s so good
@DeniseWilliams-ef8ce
@DeniseWilliams-ef8ce 29 күн бұрын
What does that mean?? Clueless
@oxysz
@oxysz 28 күн бұрын
@@DeniseWilliams-ef8ce look up his short act on this is not happening . It’s on KZbin . It’s his story about going to prison and mexicans got on boots is part of it .
@corteztheinfinite9440
@corteztheinfinite9440 Ай бұрын
I Wonder When He's Gonna Come Out The Closet
@steve20032
@steve20032 Ай бұрын
Never. Ali is heterosexual, he's a Muslim and they have "principles" in prison where you can't just say stuff and take it light.
@corteztheinfinite9440
@corteztheinfinite9440 Ай бұрын
@@steve20032 Steve That Dude Is Extremely Fruity. He Moves Like It, Talks Like It Walks Like A Duck, Talks Like A Duck...
@najjajohnson7867
@najjajohnson7867 Ай бұрын
Disrespectful.
@corteztheinfinite9440
@corteztheinfinite9440 Ай бұрын
@@steve20032 Steve That Dude Is Extremely Fruity
@OMNIBAD
@OMNIBAD Ай бұрын
@@corteztheinfinite9440you just called Ali fruity?? You better be wearing boots.
@Drell-en7yo
@Drell-en7yo Ай бұрын
Mexican got on boots 😂
@JesterHardaway
@JesterHardaway Ай бұрын
Nah bro i felt this bro, it was understood that you gotta watch your mouth because your in jail first off and second off its the off the wall shit like that i aint been locked up but if im in a card game and i hear a mf say that to me on his turn yeah its up from there i prolly wouldnt have walked back to my cell id wanna get it on then and there
@JesRocWitMe
@JesRocWitMe Ай бұрын
ali might've walked to his cell to get his own boots. idk the end of the story
@ROBERTMONGER
@ROBERTMONGER Ай бұрын
We act like prisoners are space travelers, we be into stories about being locced up.
@DblTap317
@DblTap317 Ай бұрын
"Ali got on boots" is fucking hilarious! Somebody else already said but im still laughing 😂
@Just_B_a_GOOD_PERSON
@Just_B_a_GOOD_PERSON Ай бұрын
Ali said that in his most famous bit Mexicans got on boots. Nice try to call him a joke thief though
@DblTap317
@DblTap317 Ай бұрын
@@Just_B_a_GOOD_PERSON wtf are you talking about? Learn to read son.
@radeemwalker706
@radeemwalker706 Ай бұрын
Lmao gay jokes inside are death words😂
@earlhildebrand
@earlhildebrand Ай бұрын
My buddy was playing cards and he called another inmate a goof (Canadian slang for pedophile). The other guy was smaller, but he demanded they fight. He wasn't taking an apology, and wasn't accepting it was a mistake. So they went to the bathroom and my buddy beat him up. But the kid got more respect for fighting and standing on principle, than accepting the apology.
@sincereflowers3218
@sincereflowers3218 Ай бұрын
Can’t let slander like that stand. Crazy how goof is slang for Pedo around your way, we call em Chomo (child molester).
@prodmidnightufo
@prodmidnightufo Ай бұрын
goof does not mean pedo 😭😭
@bernardogatsby6242
@bernardogatsby6242 Ай бұрын
Everybody was tough in jail. Where are the, "I was a sucker in the joint stories?" This boy wouldn't strike a match in a Blackout. 😂😅😂
@paulwillis1681
@paulwillis1681 Ай бұрын
matt cox
@taylorlamonds4564
@taylorlamonds4564 Ай бұрын
You don't get it everybody's tough or you going to have 10 inches in ya. There no room for it spend 72 hrs you find out
@najjajohnson7867
@najjajohnson7867 Ай бұрын
U don't know his STORY. Reading is FUNDAMENTAL.
@BigDees19
@BigDees19 Ай бұрын
He got beat up too after he got dissed
@andrewilliams6367
@andrewilliams6367 Ай бұрын
Different story.
@user-vq8ln2dd7x
@user-vq8ln2dd7x Ай бұрын
Ha 😂😂😂😂 he still got🎉 his ass woop he didn't tell that part of the story like he checked the dude and didn't do nothing but Storm off and went to your cell crazy he got his ass woop 😂😂😂😂😂
@MastamindGA
@MastamindGA Ай бұрын
Where y’all come up with this stuff? Some of y’all internet trolls should try y’all hand at writing fictional stories
@sdrjr3562
@sdrjr3562 Ай бұрын
Never gamble, play cards or games in jail. It'll lead to something.
@NovaTheGOD95
@NovaTheGOD95 Ай бұрын
It always be funny to me when mfs say he be cappin or he not like that, like they know the man or something lol. Mfs either dont know or fail to realize that we got him as a late 30s early 40s much more polished version. He went to jail in the early 90s when he was a 19 yr old d boy that loved to fight, had 6 figures readily available and 6 figures buried just for a rainy day. He decided to get out the game but the homie needed help with one last drop. Somebody in they crew was thirsty for the bread instead of having situational awareness and sniffing out the fed. Then everybody get locked up and he got 15 yrs. Thats enough rage to get you through the 1st year at least lbs.
@redgreg5350
@redgreg5350 Ай бұрын
Whats up, Ali I kno thats you👀 who else would know that well anyway I write music With a story like that i could write you a lil soundtrack 🤷🏾
@montegah
@montegah Ай бұрын
​@@redgreg5350someone who has watched him tell his story would easily know that stuff 😂 its not like the dude hasn't talked about his life yet I mean sure plenty of people have no clue who he is I'm one of them but he's obviously in an interview in this clip im sure he's probably done some other interviews and people watched them and liked his story that's why he was invited to podcasts to tell his story in the first place cuz even before he got on YT his story was known enough for people to reach out to him to come on their platforms to tell his story 😂 common sense shit my guy 🤦‍♂️
@kiandafaamor8290
@kiandafaamor8290 Ай бұрын
This the dude Katt Williams scared to fight
@wentwonn1668
@wentwonn1668 Ай бұрын
Being scared to fight and literally not caring to fight are 2 different things😂katt gets nothing out of fighting ali not 1 thing and ali doesnt even know why he wants to fight katt hes jus childish
@kiandafaamor8290
@kiandafaamor8290 Ай бұрын
@Michael-ei7cx if you say so
@marcusemoore4306
@marcusemoore4306 Ай бұрын
Why do everyone that tells prison stories swear they were the baddest toughest person that beat everyone up and had the prison staff scared to
@tomking7080
@tomking7080 Ай бұрын
I seen more issues in prison that stemmed from gambling than any other thing besides drugs. Drugs are the number one thing in prison but gambling is the second. There is always a issue,fucking always
@noexcusesgaming9700
@noexcusesgaming9700 Ай бұрын
Mexicans got on boots 😂😂😂😂
@DeniseWilliams-ef8ce
@DeniseWilliams-ef8ce 29 күн бұрын
Why is that funny? I’m lost
@noexcusesgaming9700
@noexcusesgaming9700 29 күн бұрын
@@DeniseWilliams-ef8ce you have to watch ali sadiq stand up special about when he was in jail to understand the joke 😁
@fashowithit
@fashowithit 8 күн бұрын
Host manufacturing emotion. That’s funny
@joshuamcnellis9865
@joshuamcnellis9865 2 күн бұрын
Spades too. I gave that shit up when I was down, lol.
@JamaaLS
@JamaaLS Ай бұрын
i hope he doesn't read the comments
@lilcurt86
@lilcurt86 Ай бұрын
Same reason I hated playing
@sbaby7008
@sbaby7008 5 күн бұрын
Boy last time I told someone to put on they boots I wound up in jail 😂😂😂😂 I can laugh about it now
@SleekyBaboon
@SleekyBaboon Ай бұрын
I feel like he either lies or embellishes his prison stories. Just feels that way
@kingarcy16
@kingarcy16 Ай бұрын
No one was scared of him
@loveizdaonlyway9406
@loveizdaonlyway9406 Ай бұрын
You don't have be scared to get a ass whooping
@aliigatorwine
@aliigatorwine Ай бұрын
I love Ali so much
@kcchief1753
@kcchief1753 Ай бұрын
To be fair dude do be having effeminate movements
@heruking4391
@heruking4391 Ай бұрын
This guy is full of it.
@keithfaniel1067
@keithfaniel1067 Ай бұрын
He’s lying
@DaRealAP99
@DaRealAP99 Ай бұрын
Straight through his teeth 😂
@silenthashassin8912
@silenthashassin8912 5 күн бұрын
“Say man!! Ali got on BOOTS!!!!”
@richardmosley1423
@richardmosley1423 Ай бұрын
That's real.
@douglasenzor48
@douglasenzor48 Ай бұрын
Son if it was that big of deal you would've got up and threw down...😂😂
@BooGaLouBae
@BooGaLouBae Ай бұрын
They was in Prison😂he literally went to go get prepared the more you know lil homie
@oliverhart7013
@oliverhart7013 Ай бұрын
That's why you go to your cell bud. No cameras. You fight in the cell or in the shower
@ChinoHills-qt4xc
@ChinoHills-qt4xc Ай бұрын
Why do yt dudes get extra offended over dudes not liking gay jokes.
@GoodDay-bz4qp
@GoodDay-bz4qp Ай бұрын
Alot of people in prison 🙄
@dalynkupmiles5545
@dalynkupmiles5545 Ай бұрын
He jumped off the cliff with that one but you don’t need to play dominoes or spades because ppl gone talk crazy. It’s part the game it’s not chess
@dtrell2897
@dtrell2897 Ай бұрын
Fax. Opening a door you not ready for just by playing alone. Unless your a savage dirtbag, its very easy to not disrespect when playing these games but still being competitive and having regular back and forth. I hate how they romanticize prison rules..like the same rules don't apply universally amongst men every fn day. But it sounds entertaining I guess.
@naldo389
@naldo389 Ай бұрын
In my experience homophobia is the leading cause of being……….GAY!!
@AnoNymous-ek1wr
@AnoNymous-ek1wr Ай бұрын
🤟-Town stand on business. We don't play the gay game on the street, and we damn sure don't play that in TDC!
@lamasterbatonlll1383
@lamasterbatonlll1383 Ай бұрын
Stop the cap that crap is everywhere and for anyone denying it's obvious you on that type of time 😂
@ShonGeezy_
@ShonGeezy_ Ай бұрын
@@lamasterbatonlll1383shut yo ass up. You probably never even been to jail 😭😭😭which ain’t a bad thing, but still
@franktruth6322
@franktruth6322 Ай бұрын
Man shut up! It’s super bootie bandits in the state pen and in Texas versions of c and b’s! Yall let them boyz in the gang all the time 😂😂😂
@joeydurant6267
@joeydurant6267 Ай бұрын
We all joked about if they did a sixty days in Parnell edition all our parents are disowning us. We were in there acting like high schoolers. I didn't get into any physical conflicts. The ones I did see were over mfrs bullying the phone. And that's really a staff issue... It shouldn't be left to the inmates to sort it out making sure protocols are followed... What do ya thinks gonna happen?
@AnoNymous-ek1wr
@AnoNymous-ek1wr Ай бұрын
@lamasterbatonlll1383 idk where you did your time homie, but at the Bedo unit that shit would get you fucked up.
@ManeDaG
@ManeDaG Ай бұрын
Why would yal play Ali like he not a famous comedian? Talm bout former inmate😒
@lamario
@lamario 3 күн бұрын
"Ten inches in ya" is a wild thing to say at to another man. Even if you're homosexual, that's a wild thing to say.
@kennythompson4763
@kennythompson4763 Ай бұрын
He ain't no Muhammad Ali. He was looking kinda zesty washing them imaginary dominoes. We move kinda suspect. We would have to get them up. 😅😅😅😂
@thuglifeinc4894
@thuglifeinc4894 Ай бұрын
Mexicans got on boots
@the1only467
@the1only467 Ай бұрын
Why would you even sit down with dudes who are known to talk like that? People that say shit like that or play little games and play fight are children. Why would you even put yourself in a position to have to crush one of them knowing they have a reckless mouth?
@buzzz9887
@buzzz9887 Ай бұрын
Why you even in jail in the first place getting in fights over a dumb joke like you’re 12 years old?
@the1only467
@the1only467 Ай бұрын
@@buzzz9887 I hear you, that sounds good and all but when you let men joke with you about homosexual behavior/acts people hear that. You’re going to be either stolen from and treated like a b or you’re going be turned out. Maybe you’ve never been or maybe your county jails or prisons are full of a bunch of nice guys. But yea, jails played out. I’m only stating the rules you have to play by, that lone wolf tough guy act sounds swell and all but it’s not realistic.
@FengXiong-px6ze
@FengXiong-px6ze 22 сағат бұрын
One of my favorite things to do was play Spades. After 3 months in i stopped playing Spades 1. Because i sucked and 2. Because of it creating uncontrolled emotions i was put into situations where i had to fight, TWICE. Decided to start working out by myself because no one knocks you when you do that
@BlackLionSupreme
@BlackLionSupreme Ай бұрын
WTH dose put on your boots mean..????
@blkflgbx2120
@blkflgbx2120 Ай бұрын
It's about to go down.
@ar_iii_3
@ar_iii_3 Ай бұрын
Somebody bout to get that ass whooped
@devaldaepatterson3768
@devaldaepatterson3768 Ай бұрын
Get ready to fight
@jamesmoore7242
@jamesmoore7242 Ай бұрын
Mexican got on boots…
@rillgrim1519
@rillgrim1519 Ай бұрын
In prison of there is gonna be a riot they all put boots on instead of fighting in flip flops. So put your boots on means you bout to be in a fight. Ali has a great bit about Boots.
@goatgary1
@goatgary1 Ай бұрын
🧢
@robertyoung6278
@robertyoung6278 9 күн бұрын
I was n prison 10 years in the late 80s early 90s ,released n 98 ,I played basketball, worked out ,played cards ,chess and dominoes with the same OGs ,some Italians n the mafia ,never had a disrespectful moment.Theres a difference between an inmate and a convict.An inmate doesn't respect certain things a convict always respects u until u disrespect them ,then it's on .I wasn't in a kiddy camp and thank God I learned how to survive around convicts .
@jilliannotice8852
@jilliannotice8852 25 күн бұрын
Wait until he sees where I’ve been staying 😂😂😭😭🤣🤣
@northfork7201
@northfork7201 Ай бұрын
Bro dudes dont talk gay stuff to u in prison unless u suspect
@pcastalano32
@pcastalano32 Ай бұрын
Don't go 2 prison
@montegah
@montegah Ай бұрын
You don't even know what you're talking bout lmao just cuz someone got the nerve to test you don't make you anything unless you allow it of course, but if you handle that accordingly how tf are you the suspect one for fkin someone up for saying some weird shit to you? Just cuz a mf think he got a chance don't mean he does, he can think that all he wants but the truth is the truth and if he plays that gay shit wit the wrong person he's gonna deal with the consequences for it. Don't matter if it's gay shit or just a mf acting tuff thinking you a punk or sum and gets proven wrong real quick. If someone says youre a pussy to you, does that make you a pussy cuz they had the balls to call you pussy? No it doesn't so why would it make you suspect if someone else said sum suspect shit to you? Only way that makes you suspect is if you allow it, and especially if you entertain that idea even more than the person who said it to you. That makes you suspect, not handling your business cuz you were disrespected and put an end to it, that's not suspect that's called being a man and putting someone in their place, teaching them a valuable lesson.
@BudBundy1
@BudBundy1 Ай бұрын
He called him booty 13:29 😅😅😅
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