Former Jewel Thief Reviews Famous Heist Movies, From ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ to ‘Heat’

[@dkncd]

This guy switched "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." to "You either die a villain, or live long enough to see yourself become the hero."

[@IrishCaesar]

Wholesome

[@Sylvael2002]

Legit

[@MichaelJ44]

מגיב בתגובות NEDUJ

[@NoFaceCobain]

It happens

[@christiantatupu3841]

What if he lives long enough to turn back into a villain?

[@franktibbitts3117]

These online training courses are getting really interesting.

[@monagind]

Hahah! I like the way you think.

[@PACKERMAN2077]

"Former Mastermind robber reviews GTA heists..." _"We'll see what they got wrong is"_

[@joyceofdriving4954]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Thats hilarious.

[@etime89]

Lmaoooooo

[@natanmiksic8537]

lmao

[@azrieljale]

"Im not endorsing crime you guys, but this is how you do it to be most efficient."

[@spambot7110]

can't be that efficient he got caught

[@FCLAI133]

@@spambot7110 I mean think about how many robberies he got away with though. Most people can't even get away with one hahaha

[@JasonLuthor]

@@spambot7110 Sure after 20 years in organized crime.

[@Shewas-kathybates]

Well the government sect he now works with has these same tips plus more.

[@azrieljale]

@@Shewas-kathybates Big brain time They want you to become criminal so they can catch you. And get paid.

[@yomamasman8921]

4:47 "Thrill?! J*ck off more!!!"🤣🤣🤣 One of my favorite quotes by Larry

[@jfbeam]

And it's one of the first things I have to take issue with. Uncle Larry has obviously never had "f*** you money". At some point, you can have so much money that it ceases to have value. It's like water, or carpet... it's just one more thing you have, use, and never think about. Crown was robbing the place because he wanted a challenge. (watch the whole movie. there's a lot going on.)

[@อัญชลี-ฌ2อ]

Gosh i finally found what i was looking for.

[@Monster_Fan111]

@@jfbeam Nah, I understand Larry's reason. For him, as someone who so poor he had to rob. He would never understand a rich man doing it for fun only. As he said, doing crime is dangerous, most of the time you end up in jail, so he never comprehend why people risk their lives for fun. Which is totally reasonable.

[@niceortwice6044]

Perfect response, didn’t miss a beat😂

[@DominikoPL]

He's got 12 years of prison experience in serving his mates, he knows what he's talking about 😂

[@ChrisBlagdonIsABoss]

This dude saying "I'd take stealing apple watches over picasso any day" while wearing an apple watch is hilarious

[@snowconeinthedoublecup]

There are definitely some painting I wouldn't mind falling off a truck.

[@marks4355]

@Q. E. D. the paintings are 1 of 1 there easily tracked if they see that on the black market they can track the person and ban there in trouble

[@marks4355]

@Q. E. D. with apple watches they make million of them and they cant track them and find the person

[@agresivemartinformerlyagre1850]

You beat me to this comment.

[@OneEyeShadow]

Shoulda worn a Picasso.

[@steventayman4109]

Me: has no intentions of ever robbing anything ever Also me: taking mental note of all Larry's tips

[@malewife6287]

Steven tayman How long before you started noticing black vans following you after this comment?

[@steventayman4109]

@@malewife6287 lolol none so far!😂😂

[@beerice_0199]

It’s one of those “just in case” notes you know?

[@fenorlex1126]

And take counters. Every tip has a catch.

[@ViaMirage]

He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

[@BlancaMari]

This guy looks like the really cool uncle that your parents don't want you hanging out with

[@asmosisyup2557]

I'm sure he *IS* the really cool uncle someone's parents dont want them hanging around with.

[@oksharks358]

Marie Fiction I didn’t know weebs had a sense of humor

[@generic727]

i didn't know bay area sports fans had toes

[@krystiankornilowicz4577]

bro i legit have an uncle like that. He was an ex helicopter pilot in the old wars. He was somewhere in asia. Italian of course and legit has connections to the itlian mafia. Like at the time the dude met someone who said hid kill someone for free since he was family. cool times.

[@GabruOneRacing]

Marie Fiction hahaha exactly!!!!

[@petrolhead4503]

Larry: “I was a robber along time ago” Me: I wonder how long ago? Larry: “You got a fence for diamonds. A fence for clothes. A fence for VCRs” Me: Say no more

[@lepatientzero9637]

ahahah! yes, when he said "VCRs" I was like "is he talking about what I think he's talking?"

[@barcaballer5609]

Imagine if he said a fence for NFT's

[@konglives4453]

A fence for Walkmans and transistor radios.

[@LaGiaGarcia]

hahaha. i love that tell

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

If he said a fence for records I would’ve lost it lol.

[@Mark-hg6vc]

Plot twist : Larry wanted to know the insides of Vanity Fair, that's why he agreed to participating in this video

[@mollyconnelly5309]

😂

[@tapaniheikkila5390]

Casing the joint*

[@Kerttis]

"hey could i use the bathroom in the back by any chance?"

[@comicjon82]

Underrated comment.

[@captainnolife2816]

Stonks

[@hiway19891]

"My name is Larry Lawton, and this is my Masterclass"

[@kanarokan6060]

hahahahahaha u got me

[@isawicameiconqueredandcame3708]

Lol

[@Ag4m3r]

This made my day, thanks

[@tonytapia2042]

He answered a lot of questions I was wondering. Especially the bank one. However I find it odd that I already knew a lot of his suggestions. I think I need help lol

[@cabs9310]

HAHAHAJAJWJAJAJSHAHAHA

[@MisterFoxx]

"But I don't do that anymore" lol I'm sure he's probably genuine but it sounds funny every time he points out that he doesn't rob anymore.

[@Ocrilat]

Yea, but he doesn't do it any less either!

[@lisalombs1239]

He's exuding a lot of "I would love to go rob a jewelry store" energy.

[@JB-jr4xq]

I'll leave someone else to ruin the triple six likes

[@hailbopthecomet]

Methinks thou doth protest too much.

[@natedetailscars]

"... But it's WRONG"

[@0palOpal0pal]

I like that he mentions how, even if you don't use violence, you're still scarring someone for life. I have family members who were robbed at gunpoint and they have diagnosed PTSD complete with flashbacks even though they came away without a scratch on them. Don't ever think that you're truly not hurting anyone, or that they'll get over what you do in a week, or a year, or ever.

[@blad3wood]

I could watch this guy Narrate an entire Netflix documentary like this.

[@josephschultz3301]

You've gotta admit, the guy catches your attention with his descriptions really well.

[@ia_ereh1995]

Everyone like this comment so we can get this going.

[@Shadow77999]

Yeeeeeessss

[@bacht4799]

It’s such a shame... this guy sounds smart, interesting and could whatever job he got have success “ of course there probably some he couldn’t do but it’s more about his character “ and he did crime.. waste 12 years of his life in prison and being in a very dangerous business.. it’s just a shame.. oh well at least he has pay his duty and doing his best in what he do .. !

[@theequalizer2465]

Should do it

[@christopherdean9684]

Lawton: *I am not endorsing crime* Also Lawton: _gives us an equation on how many cops are in a given area at one time_

[@neurofiedyamato8763]

I wonder if that's out-dated since he works for the police now HMMMMM

[@klarnorbert]

You really think, police and FBI didn't know about this interview? I bet they even made the script for this video.

[@prcervi]

well yeah, but the cops also know that too and can react as appropriately as possible

[@chanteller659]

He actually isn't endorsing crimes - as he says, criminals aren't always the brightest - drug dealers, etc. They're probably going to use a technique off a YT vid, and also the cop is making the YT vid... It's like giving a key to a combination safe you own. The actual use of these techniques will get you got, not the other way round.

[@clocked0]

@Ricardo Santos The crime you are describing is a matter of personal morality. A crime is a crime regardless of whether it hurts someone or not. Doesn't mean the law is always right, or that crimes are always bad.

[@jamiegoodman1195]

"I'm not a jewel thief. I'm a robber." Vanity Fair: puts jewel thief in title

[@adan9925]

I don't think you can be " a jewel robber " you can be " a jewellery store robber " but that would look weird on the title.

[@reddd-77]

Jewel thief sounds more dramatic

[@lumozade2182]

Ex thief

[@secludedmisanthrope6388]

Theft is the removal of property without the owner's permission with the intention if keeping/selling it, but it's theft because there is no use of force and/or intimidation on the victim directly. Robbery is the act of using force and/or intimidation directly on the victim to take that person's property. No force or intimidation means not a robbery.

[@Eralen00]

well to be fair, "jewel thief" is a much more recognizable phrase than "jewel robber"

[@tisvision]

"I do not condone criminal activity" *proceeds to give a step by step tutorial on said criminal activity*

[@mokushmasmo6009]

Giving you a tip means hes givint law enforcement tips on what youre doing.

[@darren2350]

Remember he's teaching you the methods he got caught using

[@liamleonard9120]

I like how most criminals they have on here explain how wrong the movies get things but meanwhile you got four guys in rabbi outfits robbing a jewelry store and this guy just goes “yup pretty realistic I actually knew a guy who did that”

[@levirosner1728]

lmfao

[@jpalarino143]

A

[@justinsincoise6693]

A

[@mickaylao.9744]

They're not rabbi outfits, they're dressed as Hasidim. Huge difference.

[@ritoTM]

Liam Leonard I feel like he actually is paying attention to the actions of them and not little things like what they say or what they’re wearing. I actually like how he wasn’t like the other people on here who are like “yep this is wrong because they’re wearing gray instead of black and i would be wearing black”. He actually understands it’s just a movie and parts are exaggerated.

[@randominternetweirdo5479]

Narrator: "Former Jewel thief" Mr. Lawton: "Robber, not a thief" Video title: "Former Jewel Thief"

[@papasugaros]

SEO I guess. No one is going to be searching for 'jewel robber'.

[@no_peace]

It's actually dishonest

[@dumvi3176]

Aight I think we know who Mr. Lawtons about to rob

[@MenOfWarCSS]

His channel banner: Jewel Thief

[@flyerfan8]

Random Internet Weirdo thief is a generic term and applies to all takings. Robber implies a thief who steals using violence or threats of violence to commit the theft. It isn’t wrong to call him a thief it just isn’t precise.

[@bibniebt]

It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

[@jackleavens1661]

The King of the Penguins he knows that he could convince a saint to case a joint for him

[@chiaramorelli7802]

@@jackleavens1661 he probably already did

[@myoriginalname]

only took him 12 yrs in prison to understand what’s right and what’s wrong.

[@kelliew2813]

lol ... I think it's more a sign of how much he *truly* disliked Federal Prison. People who have been in the system are acutely aware of how difficult it actually is to get out, and paranoid about being sent back.

[@burny7216]

It could also be a fear that a judge could watch this and say "Hmmm, have you really learned your lesson? You're talking about it in a way that makes me think you haven't.. 2 more years for you." Cause let's be real, that's entirely likely.

[@ivypatty]

Imagine this guy calling himself "Uncle Larry", crashing a Christmas party and giving you an expensive gift like "Woah, an apple watch? Where'd you get this???" and he goes "Ah I know a couple guys- I'm KIDDING Angela, Amazon delivery's run by the devil himself, jeez..." as your mom glares at him :) seems like a fun dude to tell you stories you don't care are real or fake, they're fun and make you laugh

[@summerbreeze9576]

Lol

[@aland7236]

It fell off a truck.

[@Me-qq7fv]

That was so specific haha

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Yeah real fun until his world crashes in on you and either someone he robbed or owes money to comes to your family with a vengeance. Or the feds catch on and suck you into it, staking out your place, interrogating you and making you feel like you’re guilty of something just because your family member is who they are, then they try to use you against them and that’s a whole other kind of guilt. Not to mention the embarrassment when it goes around town your family has a criminal in it. Everyone starts looking at you differently. Friends, gf, neighbors, people you see on a daily basis. Had an uncle like that. He was really cool and trust me was the favorite uncle, until he wasn’t. Then it was just a nightmare for us, even long after he went to jail.

[@extrm161]

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[@jakubport7361]

Larry: I am not endorsing or encouraging any crime or robbery Also Larry: *gives a very specific tips and tricks how to rob a bank and how to sell your stuff after robbery*

[@Error-oq6xc]

Jakub Port he still doesn’t condone people to do it though; nor encourages anybody.

[@Kaiserhawk]

goes both ways, since people looking to beef up security will have a better idea what to look for.

[@eternalgamer674]

@@Error-oq6xc yeah but it's kind of a joke. He's aware.

[@GlennDavey]

I slowed the video down because he was talking to quickly for me to write

[@AngelineL.]

@Mike L Honestly, I would be too if I did it.

[@samhilliard3461]

"I am in no way advocating crime" *5 seconds later* "If you're going to rob something..."

[@jonathangoss5275]

righttttt lol

[@mrstfu1170]

Mārcis Bukovskis You are a idiot like are you dumb

[@bananaboy1013]

@@mrstfu1170 and you are 2 years old because you believe everything and you don't know what a joke means

[@gerardgarcia4005]

Hey man it could be worse I have 4 life sentences and 35 different accounts of first-degree murder and I also blew up the bank near my house.

[@fionnachmahoney-richardson7328]

@@mrstfu1170 r/wooooosh

[@stefan_dumitru]

Plot twist: This guy wanted to know the insides out of law enforcement to plan his biggest heist then dissapear forever.

[@WakamonoInazuma]

xSerpent he’s planning to rob the internet

[@bambi7563]

Ibrahim Syed it’s a joke dumbass

[@twentylush]

Isn't this a Payday2 heist? The joint is literally the FBI and its just like any other heist really?

[@sirinkprialnik]

steal the Moon

[@salmon_1111]

mango juice yas oh you silly gorl, you can’t just steellllll the moon, you’ve got to shrink it first

[@Nixitur]

I find it pretty funny how with a lot of professionals on this channel, you have them going "oh, the characters made a mistake here, this would never happen"... ... while Larry goes "oh yeah, they made a mistake, and that's _precisely_ why it's realistic".

[@Alster123456]

"I used to rob drug dealers." Just as I thought he couldn't get any more badass

[@wills.e.e8014]

Omar Little: That's cute

[@spambamkeija634]

Will S.E.E Lmao

[@nomarsenrab]

"Larry Comin"

[@GangeHrolfr]

Fat white Omar

[@kidcharlemagne3044]

Lmao I’m so glad people referenced The Wire, makes me happy so many people watch that show.

[@quacker1668]

tutorial not clear enough, im sentenced to 9 years in prison

[@hopemooketsa1867]

😂😂😂 Don't worry.. Soon they're releasing "Man who has successfully escaped more than 20 prisons"... Stay strong😅

[@notjani6415]

Did you turn the cheats on?

[@quacker1668]

URSALTYGAMER Z oh shid, forgot

[@soultrick7474]

@Y O J I M B O 用心棒 killer :DDDD

[@dogsdreamtoo8427]

Looks like he broke the LAWton.

[@simond1126]

"I'm Larry Lawton and this is my MasterClass."

[@NewBLKPLaylist]

Brilliant

[@DajuSar]

Genius

[@elmalloc]

funny

[@robmemeoverlord6399]

Hilarious

[@linearcurve]

Masterful

[@kyonascontentcorner6552]

As a writer who constantly needs random “iffy” information, thank you! You know what kinda lists I’ll end up on by searching heists and how to break into certain buildings? These videos are a Godsend

[@memowaill691]

That's exactly why I'm watching this,I'm writing a jewelry heist rn and this video is really helpful😭

[@aashitashyam6060]

I knew I would meet fellow writers here

[@kambrieearl4299]

THANK YOU! Now all I need is for someone to explain to me how to get my spy character into the US national treasury. Any ideas?

[@indolencegaming]

@@kambrieearl4299 Consult Larry Lawton, he probably does

[@abhikrish7436]

"If I robbed a truckload of Apple watches...." see's apple watch on his wrist Me: hmmmm

[@royk7712]

a truck load of apple watches

[@austinhuber3131]

Lifts coffee cup: says Kobayashi underneath.

[@TPixelAdventures]

He's following the very same rules he set. > Always know what you're robbing. > Rob only stuff you can sell.

[@axelfoley133]

@@austinhuber3131 The greatest trick Larry ever pulled, was convincing the world that Apple Watch truck didn't exist... And like that... It's gone!

[@sonofsaturn5482]

Sees*

[@abouthowimfeeling4294]

Imagine tho, robbing a bank, filling the bags with bills, ready to go and then you realize you’re too weak to carry it....lmao sorry but that seems legit hilarious

[@scottmatheson3346]

That's why you want to rob bitcoin, it weighs nothing.

[@fatkitty4207]

Lmao hahha

[@lalboimanlun1230]

@@scottmatheson3346 is tgat possible?

[@mynames7664]

@@lalboimanlun1230 indeed it is, scamming bitcoin if you can pull it off you're not getting caught, tough to do but no risk associated

[@gabyrocha4467]

That would be me if I tried to rob a bank. Can you IMAGINE how EMBARRASSING

[@raaifbokhari]

He forgot to say "I'm Larry Lawton, and this, is my Masterclass"

[@kamuelalee]

Pay in blood for this class

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

xD

[@SushiReversed]

And you're watching Disney Channel!

[@erikledmad]

Raaif 😂😂😂

[@Calebburke1204]

As a former 7-11 worker I can say that yes they don't want you to fight back. It's in our training to just give them what they want. I almost got fired for disarming the guy who tried to rob me one night, fight or flight kicked in. You never know how you're going to react when someone has a gun against your head until you experience the situation yourself.

[@factbeaglesarebest]

Sure you did buddy.

[@lunadarling5598]

🧢🧢🧢

[@Nyx_2142]

@@factbeaglesarebest Clearly nothing happens, has happened, or ever will happen. Life is a void of nothingness.

[@garmen-]

@@factbeaglesarebest aww, look I know your life is boring but that doesn’t mean nothing ever happens to anyone ever

[@titanfighter12]

What's the link to the news story about you getting robbed?

[@lucifer6028]

I can’t be the only one who just wanted to hear his stories more then his opinions on the movies lol

[@aaronkhoenle4382]

Lucifer his channel is awesome

[@Unholy187]

He released a book

[@chasemytaillights]

Lucifer that’s what he does on his channel. The stories are great and definitely worth the watch.

[@jokerboy1693]

Lucifer nope same here

[@jokerboy1693]

Sherman Heinig a expensive book though but he makes videos on it at his channel

[@josephschultz3301]

This guy is _far_ too likable. I think he needs his own show.

[@ninedaysjane2466]

I'd love to see him talk about famous cases and how they were pulled off, especially ones that were never solved.

[@ninjapowerx11]

Ninedaysjane LOL

[@brottarnacke]

Yeah, he should be in movies too.

[@austinn_6161]

Joseph Schultz yes

[@LunatiqHigh]

Check out his comment above you, he has his own channel now. Looks new, oldest vid I see is 3 weeks old I think

[@dudlecore7358]

this guy is like a living dad advice ... "Son don't cheat on tests, even tho i've done it too... well if you evetually end up doing so - don't get caught .. here's how it'd be good. "

[@cake2531]

he also makes it very clear that no matter what you do and no matter how good you are, you will get caught eventually.

[@112fail]

"son, even if i banged other guyses wives dont do it! i dont condone it"

[@BigAl2-u7e]

@@cake2531 I can't get caught by the cops if I kill the cops.

[@Itoyokofan]

​@@cake2531, unless you become the one who catches.

[@RAiNfORAiNbOW]

@Cipheiz or you can just get cought the first time so you can get addicted there

[@astoldbywilliam]

I can respect the fact that Larry never used brute force or violence but rather intimidation.

[@ChickenCrewNews]

Bet if someone started swinging on him or shooting he would have been doing it right back lol. Never say Never -Justin Beiber

[@eelek1]

@@ChickenCrewNews watch his youtube video on how he got caught. Somebody was shooting at him, and he had guns but didn't shoot back.

[@slonk420]

He didn't have an actual gun, it was a bb gun, if it was an actual gun he would've got like 100 years

[@eelek1]

@@slonk420 he said he did but he threw them in a pond

[@cyrid1038]

@@eelek1 in one of the robberies he found a sack full of guns iirc for security and that’s when he threw those in a river while escaping. I think he still kept his BB gun with him

[@cstan1994]

"When you case a store, you'll figure that out." Larry has more confidence in me than my parents

[@kamuelalee]

Thanks Mr. Lawton!

[@iuda70dB]

Now: "Larry Lawton" Before: "Larry Outlawton"

[@abearseeds]

Nice one lmao

[@jupiter8512]

LOL underrated comment

[@laurenhenderson8631]

brilliant

[@TylerMcShane]

@@abearseeds underrated comment

[@frankiemcdermott9468]

Absolute class

[@stinkynuts8079]

he must have incredible stories to tell at dinner parties or sometin

[@Veijo33]

He has. Go check out his channel by the name Larry Lawton

[@zacharywilliams2]

Go to his youtube channel. His stories are insane. People call him Larry "Never Forget" Lawton.

[@paulkerrigan9857]

I know! I was just thinking he’d be great to sit next to at a bar or something and just listen to his exploits.

[@Veijo33]

@@paulkerrigan9857 He has a live stream right now

[@Kerttis]

@@paulkerrigan9857 he would never forget you

[@Babe-vi6cv]

larry knows exactly what everyone watching this video is thinking lmao he reminded us like every 5 seconds NOT to go rob a place

[@theomgsee8217]

Larry: “I’m not encouraging anyone to commit crime” Also Larry: *tells us best way to commit crimes*

[@frequencydecline5250]

But he really didn't. There is nothing he said that would really be helpful unless someone is just new and daft to this world.

[@mysmirandam.6618]

He also says you will get caught

[@metal87power]

@@frequencydecline5250 Each piece of advice is helpful even if that's obvious for some.

[@TheLuftpolsterfolie]

He also tells the owners what to do.

[@ecksdee1115]

I don't condone you to commit these crimes, but if you do, here's how you should do it.

[@dnmclnnn]

"You'd have a fence for VCRs" Dang this dude really has been in prison for 12 years

[@MilkT0ast]

Yeah lol “Gotta have a fence for...walkmans, bell bottoms, and those cars that go awoogah”

[@chrissmith3587]

Dan MacLennan VCRs still have some value in recycling, the difficulty is knowing the recycling companies and processes and how to get the optimal return on the VCR. They wouldn’t be worth stealing though as it would be too heavy for not much money

[@whittengreen8781]

"I am in no way advocating crime" 5 seconds later "If you're going to rob something..."

[@chrisgeorge5769]

13:

[@dummkopf7981]

@@whittengreen8781 If you're going in, you might as well be professional about it.

[@hynori1819]

When you are so good at being a Criminal that the Police hire you.

[@Skitz6969]

A wise man once said "if you're good at something, never do it for free"

[@JobForAMaxboy]

@@Skitz6969 he was obviously making a lot more money before

[@Skitz6969]

@@JobForAMaxboy i was referencing the dark knight when no says to kill the Batman, and the mob asks why he hasn't done it yet and joker replied back with "if you're good at something, never do it free"

[@finalfantasu7615]

SNITCH....

[@fuzzywintercoat]

Theres a show about this called White Collar would recommend

[@DSMTheEditor]

16:58 One touch I liked in the movie is that the brothers rob local branches, so the feds initially can't get involved when it's not a national branch. And they initially take nothing higher than $20s to avoid countermeasures like dye packs. It's only when they get greedy later that it all falls apart

[@milan3773]

“i just went with a gun right to their face” THE WAY HE WAS SO NONCHALANT ABOUT IT HAHAHA

[@alibabapirce9782]

he wasnt nonchalant he was straight resentful. how narrator could humiliate him so much :D

[@robccupit]

"In all of my robberies I've never used violence"

[@jonburford633]

cupitr I mean technically he’s right if he only threatened someone but didn’t actually hurt them then he didn’t use violence.

[@Vain0351]

@@jonburford633 the threat of violence is considered violence. That's why armed robbery has a much longer sentence than just robbery, whether anyone was hurt or not.

[@CaptainKnuckles1]

Mad lad. Lmao. 😂

[@mikesfilmss2546]

him: “i do not encourage criminal activity” also him: “so if you want to know their response time, just throw a brick at a window. also, make sure you distract them!”

[@maeve9615]

LMAOOOO HE’S LIKE THAT COOL UNCLE THAT HAS SO MANY STORIES TO TELL AND IS SUPPORTIVE ABOUT ALMOST ANYTHING

[@Canalbiruta]

The false alarm tip was so good i'm using it in ranked matches cs go and valorant now auhsuahauahs

[@gorillaau]

Distract them? Have someone go past there to sell donuts to the cops.

[@factbeaglesarebest]

If you follow his channel you’ll know he does A LOT to prevent crime. He shares his stories to provide transparency... he’s not advocating crime... he’s just giving insight into realism...

[@dummkopf7981]

@@factbeaglesarebest I agree strongly, but op's comment was a joke

[@sharxx112]

This guy needs a movie about his life and all the robberies he's done

[@nolanthomas4950]

It's called Gangster Redemption

[@dranzerjetli5126]

No need to glorify it.

[@StrongSinger]

Bob Thornton he needs to do the voice over for the whole movie 😂

[@NileshKumar-ic1vt]

He is like real life Dominic torreto

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

@@dranzerjetli5126 Glorify? There is no fun...let Tarantino write and direct it and he'll make it glorifyingly beautiful and fun movie :D

[@dynagaming2693]

The thing about robberies too, is that you don't wanna get involved with anyone who's the "loose cannon" type. Yes, you need fear and intimidation which normally keeps people in line, but in a lot of robberies when they walk in and start throwing people around, you can almost bet they'd be willing to screw over their whole crew or resort to violence regardless of the outcome. There's been a lot of cases where bank robbers have harmed people even after they got what they came for. At that point, you have more charges and it's honestly a liability. Most successful unsolved robberies were ones where not a single shot was fired or a single person harmed.

[@parkerdalemberte3921]

Larry: *hypothetically talks about robbing a truck load of apple watches* Also Larry: *has an apple watch on*

[@calcramer]

pure coincidence.

[@urnanshaggedmyhamster8195]

austin cramer that’s what the accomplices say

[@wckvn]

Hm.... stealing items with a GPS tracking system... Hm... Digital fingerprints all over the place...

[@benjaminshepherd610]

Glad someone else noticed

[@CS11]

PLT LDR not gonna be set up so if he’s selling them next day that’s fine

[@swolecanadian4018]

"Money will get somebody motivated only so much, but blackmail will keep them quiet forever." Jesus Christ that's kinda dark

[@joshuawagner2590]

Well, we are talking about crime here.

[@DamienDarksideBlog]

Hey man when you become a criminal, dark is just a normal option.

[@charlescourtwright2229]

Just make sure what you got is damaging enough

[@joe_8699]

Carrer politicians know this all too well.

[@diabeto62]

I like how in the last ocean’s, thirteen not eight, they black mail people just like this guy said

[@ari-dynamicarchive]

Video Title: "Jewel Thief." Vanity Fair: "Jewel Thief." Larry: "Call me robber instead, I don't like thief." Vanity: "Okay. So, this jewel thief..."

[@loganfischer6711]

Intro says jewel robber 😂😂

[@MrGuana141]

The voice in the video calling him a Jewel Thief is the intro of his channel ^^

[@HannahTinsel]

I also think the name “jewel thief” is more commonly searched than “jewel robber” and therefore gets them more views

[@extrm161]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmncgpuhbNCXbKc.

[@tommerker8063]

@@HannahTinsel still inaccurate

[@WernerKlorand]

I think that in "Heat" you CAN see how heavy those bags are and that the robbers are actually struggling. Maybe the actors don't have to carry 70 pounds but not 10 either. I'd be surprised to find that Michael Mann hadn't thought of that aspect, that's a director who makes you repeat a scene if the sound of the clothes hangers is not to his liking.

[@archedkraken3119]

This dude looks like if Walter White was a New Yorker.

[@KizaruB]

Looks like heavy Ben Kingsley

[@abikinebi6235]

Yea

[@donjoey22]

HAHAHAHA

[@coyraig8332]

He even has the accent

[@M3RCx]

😂😂😂

[@sunnycapri8544]

"Not thief, I was a robber" VF: "biggest jewel thief in U.S."

[@chipskylark5500]

Jewel robber doesn't sound as good

[@ViaMirage]

He sounds like he really misses his thief job. 😄 Did you notice? So much excitement in his voice.

[@juliabernard25]

It's darkly hilarious how many times he has to reiterate that everything he's describing is morally wrong, like he knows how naturally convincing he sounds

[@thedarkhorse8424]

@@juliabernard25 why did u copy past another comment to reply

[@XXTheMoleXX]

"I am not encouraging crime" "So here's what you wanna do"

[@chacaloredo451]

I do not encourage stealing..."if your going to steal something steal apple watches"😂

[@jsmithers.]

@Adaneth That's right, LYAO right into my mouth! :')

[@frumpleydashbaggler1233]

Disclaimer: Vanity Fair does not advocate the cooool crime of robbery.

[@Mo05sar]

don't forget? "this looser got caught"

[@TradersLair]

😆😆😆😆

[@mystiekmelody8857]

I think in The Thomas Crown Affair he did it because it was satisfying to see if he could do it, and how well he could plan it, and carry it out. Testing your skills is great motivation. Feeling like you are smarter than everyone else, then wanting to prove it, seems like a possible reason.

[@wiggaforreal]

This dude should be the one giving you heist missions in GTA V

[@Tinylinson]

i would kill to see him characterized in a cut scene!! helping you plan out heists, oh mAN. yes.

[@drunkelpumf]

he's 1000x better than lester, lesters really annoying

[@panzerschiff9805]

@@drunkelpumf But that's the charm of Lester.

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Now imagine the Number 9 sketch in Larry Lawton's voice

[@DementiaMuichiroTokito]

Hooked On Chronics Can I see your CHICKIE NUGGIES

[@danielachamorro8783]

Oh my god I love this man 😂 “Thrill?!?! J*rk off more!!”

[@futurestoryteller]

"a idiot"...

[@devinpardew7805]

@Random Guy He robbed that much but had to split it to pay his crew and the fence he mentioned. Not saying that one cant live off a couple mil for the rest of ones life but I'm sure there were other expenses that cut his cut. You are right though, robbing people is wrong and idiotic.

[@Sabrowsky]

@@futurestoryteller the irony is palpable isn't it?

[@royk7712]

@Random Guy 15 mil 5 year is pretty good. that being case maybe he's not a wasteful and greedy.

[@BasementBubbatunde]

@@futurestoryteller Don't you love irony lol.

[@billycarter155]

13:00 “When you have 12 people who know what’s going on, there’s gonna be a snitch somewhere.” Wish someone would’ve told Jesus that 😭

[@phiainstituteofenglish7508]

That's golden, mate.:)

[@blxckhippie]

@@phiainstituteofenglish7508 Was literary thinking this, wished he would have said, "they'll be a judus in your squad"

[@Bloodark124]

Then you realize without that "snitch" things would've ended up differently and defeats the point of "Jesus"

[@Deltadivaix]

Lol

[@ilplastic]

Jesus knew he practically told Judas to get it over with before he got captured

[@sweetlorikeet]

I absolutely love that this guy literally went to the Gemological Institute of America just to learn how to do more valuable robberies

[@DonaldMeyers-v8c]

That was absolutely brilliant

[@hikari31415]

"Maybe it's for the thrill?" "Thrill?? J**k off more!" LMAO

[@leightonvanderesch277]

😂It made me die🤣

[@theretep6494]

Why did you censor jerk??

[@SirCheeseEater]

@@theretep6494 they actually censored it in the video

[@ikb8373]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@taybaybay5553]

Best part

[@Brad772006]

Forget these movies. Somebody needs to make a movie about this guy's life and let him consult the director.

[@KuraiVll]

feel like that’ll send more people to jail lol

[@Arch3an]

I agree, this guy has a lot of good advice that would be golden for movies. A lot of movies really need to consult people like him, because a little realism goes a long way in movies.

[@crampton16]

starring the rock?

[@TravelingBarilisonsSociety]

Lord Motorsports lol I dont think we want realistic heist, it will just give future criminals just an idea on the how to be a successful robber.

[@TheAdventuresOfMontuMiah]

Only reasonable Comment.

[@Tomasaki]

He's talking about stealing apple watches and I look down at his wrist like hmm.

[@frizzlefry6562]

Tomasaki 🤔

[@pipetman4645]

🧐🧐🧐🧐

[@azarulnazimabdullah22]

and I get an apple watch ads... like 3 time in this single video...

[@Rapidbeatsofficial]

Azarul Nazim Abdullah 🤫

[@shurryma]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GrimmReaper7165]

I feel like this is more of a Master Class than a review on movie heists.

[@xDaringMotive]

him: steal jewels they don't weigh as much also him: but u didn't hear it here

[@rif42]

Here is another tip: Loose weight and you can run faster.

[@monkeyman1327]

Common sense really

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

@@monkeyman1327 Yea, but there are upcoming robbers required some education, otherwise they can get caught real fast.

[@unknow11712]

@@rif42 if you need to run faster, you already failed .

[@rajeshauto7399]

Thx it's kinda common sense think how much a phonebook weighs

[@toreole]

What a man, this is the second time he makes a career with robbing jewels first actually doing it now profiting off having done it legendary

[@specterboy98]

BIG BRAIN

[@Nani-wg1ww]

after of course serving 12 years in federal prison.....many will struggle to say that's worth it

[@cake2531]

didn't get to see his kids grow up. is that worth it? he's probably making worse money than if he worked in a trade.

[@necmettinarmutcu3626]

@@cake2531 who cares about kids. He was probably drown in women and money

[@NeoCreo1]

Necmettin Armutcu He does, talks about it on his channel. He missed his daughter and son growing up and wasn’t able to attend his grandmother’s funeral.

[@Cheezyi81]

“There’s always a snitch” “Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead” - Benjamin Franklin

[@krissy7342]

*Tekashi 69 has left the chat*

[@PaperbackWizard]

They play it up in "Ocean's 11" that Benedict's the kind of guy who'll kill you and anyone you know if he finds out about you, and that's why no one snitches, 'cause they won't be getting a "reward", they'll just be strung up alongside the others.

[@dr.stoner7341]

@Skooby Snax 12 yrs* he said it himself

[@fuzzypanda1684]

This guy is my favorite so far, you can definitely catch that "yeah this isn't someone you wanna f*** with because he knows what he's doing" vibe sitting right beneath the surface. Imagine having a beer and listening to some of his stories lol.

[@brianjames2000]

I feel like some people are taking copious notes while watching this video.

[@TheCollegeActivist]

I feel like this is a tutorial.

[@TheCrouchingZebra]

Guys you're gonna get him in trouble with his PO

[@Black182heart]

Physically robbing banks, casinos and big jewelry stores is next to impossible these days. Maybe cyber theft is possible but hey not everyone is smart enough to hack.

[@pernillavlogs2984]

yes, writers, this is gold

[@bberllam]

@@Black182heart not true . Very easy to . Just need to know

[@mechadonia]

“If I robbed a truck full of apple watches...” he says while wearing an Apple Watch

[@afterglowproductions8547]

oh....... oh..... oh.......

[@spiderman-zz6nn]

lmao he could've said anything but thought of apple watch because it was right in front of him

[@mos-wd4zs]

Wait a minute...

[@dummkopf7981]

I don't like where this is going, or where it went

[@marwick1413]

He did say "rob what you know".

[@biggieyt6407]

Police: Being a bank robber isn’t as glamorous as in the movies This man: Well yes, but actually no

[@nicolaihelberg2994]

He got busted, is this the one u think is giving the tips? ^^ Ignorance is bliss :P

[@zucced2087]

haha epic meme

[@alabamaal225]

What Lawton pointed out about "Ocean's 11" was the big problem I had with the movie: There was WAY too many people involved. If you paid attention, most of the 11 came across as arrogant asshats who, if they didn't blab before the heist would afterwards eventually brag to everyone they knew about how cool it was and how cool they were. Additionally, there was a hundred things that could have gone wrong, any one of which would have blown up the whole thing.

[@mikerojano7305]

For as much as he states that he doesn't do it anymore and is against it, he sounds so excited and passionate when describing everything haha

[@archologyzero]

Its like anyome describing something they're REALLY, REALLY good at.

[@andrewhuff9294]

I’m sure it was really exciting, like the adrenaline rush.

[@FleshNFaith]

@@archologyzero Or just incredibly knowledgeable, or passionate. I'm sure if someone sat me down and asked me general questions and then just wanted me to talk and talk about Secret of Evermore, I'd be enthusiastic for hours.

[@TankManHeavy]

This guy says he doesn't endorse it, but you can tell by that twinkle in his eye that he 100% loved/loves doing it. I bet he reads cases behind closed doors and laughs at it all, reminiscing on the good times. Maybe he works with the police now as a cover-up, the perfect disguise, right under their nose. :^)

[@murraystenhouse8469]

The guy made a lot of money doing it, of course he'd enjoy it. Even if he only did it for the money there will always be some aspect of the adrenaline

[@jonathansefcik473]

These Skillshare courses are getting out of hand

[@mehakdoosaj]

Jonathan Sefcik this is such an underrated comment

[@baddoSan]

@@mehakdoosaj it's not he copied someone else comment

[@andrewmills2747]

*insert instructional website here*

[@fazza2104]

Copied comment

[@mehakdoosaj]

Makaveli X oops didn’t notice!! I take it back OP, NOT COOL

[@Theguyfromthethingabagool]

“I am in no way endorsing or encouraging crime in any way” Proceeds to explain how to stakeout, what to rob, what not to rob, when to rob, who to rob and how to rob...

[@Kvint-kh12345]

Well, you need to look up his channel, especially prison series. I bet most of the people will lose any interest in robberies real quick. Some of the stories that he witnessed and even happened to him are so horrifying and outlandish, that it'll make any sane person the most law-abiding citizen ever.

[@DeathnoteBB]

As a writer, it’s pretty useful!

[@factbeaglesarebest]

Look at his channel... he’s a genuinely good guy who did his time, helped other inmates, and left that life behind to help prevent crime. By him vocalizing his methods (mind you HE ROBBED STORES IN THE 90s so out dated) but it still does more to prevent crime by vocalizing how he did it.

[@an_oracle]

I think he summed it up best with "criminals are generally pretty stupid". Relying on these tricks alone might get you a score, but the cops and/or fbi will find you pretty quick, because they know these tricks too

[@stg-tf4ns]

@@an_oracle "criminals are mostly stupid, don't think you're the exception, so don't"

[@Eshkanama]

In the movie “Snatch” the reason that one guy had all the guns is so that ALL of them didn’t get beeped on the metal detector. If you watch the beginning, the security guard is scanning them all, and the last guy (with the guns) is scanned, he just looks at the security guard and is like “what do you want me to do, drop my pants?” He just let’s him through.

[@beansprouts821]

“rob what you know” -Larry Ladies and Gentlemen, prepare for the next greatest mattress robber because my bed is all I know

[@GabbaGandalf-fo7cg]

That joke doesn't works.... How u wanna steal anything while beeing in ur bed? As a very old Wizard I'll summon a jellywall wich reflects any incoming "r/wooooosh" 🖕

[@SARAH79482]

Some people are so rude, you look great

[@georgemcduffey2622]

More cushion for the pushin'.

[@gumnaamaadmi007]

I am sure that a fence for a $67000 Savoir mattress that is made out of the fur of a Mongolian goat’s neck exists somewhere..

[@moonbull3137]

You have to case the joint first

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

If you’re interested in my story, I’ve posted my first video about my life. I’ll be continuing with this series every Sunday and Thursday! Or if you’re more interested in a podcast version, I’ll be releasing episodes on Spotify and iTunes "The Real Deal w/Larry Lawton"

[@lucaslukealves]

Up

[@oskarsjolund6758]

Up

[@jlo803]

Thank you for sharing Not Just your opinion but your lire story. Wanna know more about you, you should have your own show or something, have you thought about that?

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

@@jlo803 Yes, working on something

[@legodude19999]

Thank you Larry, it's very cool 5o get a glimpse into a life such as yours

[@ChxseOP]

Former Jewewl Thief: "I'm trying to prevent crime." Also Former Jewel Thief: **Provides pro tips on committing crime**

[@Indeside]

Hey at least he's honest

[@twkarp]

He runs a program to get young people out of crime. You can look his name up for other videos. He's great.

[@toxichazmat5785]

Bro if practically anything in this video was news to robbers they wouldn't last long anyway.

[@fivemeomedia]

you know he works for the police so all this advice the cops know as well, im sure these were all viable back in his day but not anymore

[@Naldific]

That is actually a great way to catch more criminals. Those with less practice trying to do it will stand out more because now they will be following a pattern so familiar to law enforcers. So, either way, no harm done (at least not to the good guys).

[@jacobhughes9010]

“They’re in the middle of the casino. There’s no way to get into them. I looked..” lol

[@michaeltill6759]

This guy loves crime, just can’t do it anymore 😂

[@JohnDoe-gc1kt]

😂😂😂

[@yitz3155]

Michael Till that’s what he works for the police....

[@deanwinchester3356]

Michael Till Or he still does and has a normal job so no one suspects it.

[@CheviPB]

Michael Till hahaahahahahahahaha

[@robertandrew5328]

@@deanwinchester3356 he never snitched on who his fence was because he IS a fence. This man is either a straight arrow kind of guy who's friends with the detective who caught him. or hes still a career criminal and he helps bust anyone who he might see as competition or use his knowledge of who is in the business to make them scapegoats

[@ItsYepsi]

When you have 12 people doing a job your are bound to have a snitch, even jesus had judas

[@SouthPawsMusic]

Three can keep a secret if two are dead

[@joos7375]

Bill Billiams 12 could keep a secret if 11 are dead

[@damianmatras8568]

This is very clever what you said there.

[@omen-_.2312]

That’s why u gotta know who ur working with

[@Barefoot433]

Yeah, best to have a crew of 11 or fewer.

[@eternalmiasma5586]

I love how this guy is basically just like “yeah, I stole millions of dollars, want tips?”

[@bredbandtva7177]

he shrugs off pointing guns at peoples heads like a total subhuman

[@Watermelon_Man]

bredband två relax on the subhuman title. He clearly said that he avoided violence in all of his robberies. He obviously had no intentions of hurting anyone. It’s just common sense that if you want to rob something with people around, unless it’s an inside job, you’re going to need to scare people into doing what you say. No one’s going to take you seriously as a robber if you run in empty handed and just start yelling out demands.

[@Nils3OWN]

@@Watermelon_Man He 100% ruined people's lives and mental health. BuTnOfOrCe lmao gtfo

[@Xanthopathy]

@@Nils3OWN Doesn't mean he is a subhuman.

[@pierreo33]

@@Xanthopathy he said he scarred people for life. probably put a gun in their mouth and said he'll kill their whole family. so yeah, subhuman.

[@JasonL77]

I just watched an interview where Larry said that Vanity Fair screwed him over and never paid him for this. He even filmed another video for them, but never signed the release for it because he was never paid for the first one.

[@aal834]

Larry: I'll rather rob a truck filled with apple watches Also Larry: is wearing an Applewatch

[@windowsxseven]

there's a video on his channel of some TV series about crime prevention where some cigar shops were getting hit, there's this scene where a store owner is talking to Larry about being robbed and whatnot and he's just there enjoying a cigar while listening lmao

[@yudielpardillo8313]

Yo he would get tracked down

[@codyhubbard7223]

I got an ad for the new apple watch just after he said that

[@hugobjorkqvist4139]

windows_x_seven you did not get the joke

[@matthew_natividad]

Paid promotion

[@bw857]

"I never had to physically hurt someone ever. ..In a robbery" savage

[@zacharywilliams2]

He would beat dudes till they were unconscious in prison. You should check his channel out. He tells tons of fantastic stories.

[@jordanphoenix1255]

@@zacharywilliams2 I think in one of his gta heists review he said he stabbed a dude right where Franklin was shot

[@igs_]

Yeah he stabbed people and slammed a couple faces into concrete

[@sisyphusvasilias3943]

*Liar

[@zacharywilliams2]

@@sisyphusvasilias3943 bruh you can verify a lot of what he says

[@Andemur]

I love this guy. He keeps saying “it was wrong”, but my spidey senses are telling me he doesn’t think it was that wrong.

[@chamboyette853]

That is not good.

[@razordu30]

I thought that too, until he talks about scaring people. You can tell he sincerely feels bad about that, like when he scarred some of them for life.

[@ImVeryOriginal]

Robbing banks and insurance companies isn't wrong, it's justice.

[@regiondeltas]

@Philip mcgrath Which is absolute bollocks anyway, and stinks of somebody who has never had to make a serious insurance claim.

[@Loveabove-z4r]

Andemur he was considerate enough to only rob those insured unless they were bad guy drug dealers so yea-I’d be cool w/him lol

[@runes5407]

"Thief makes it sound like I came into somebody's house and stole everythin'. I just went up with a gun in their face" _Well Then_

[@GangweeD-fj8iy]

Guy behind camera: former jewel thief Robber: I’m a robber not a thief Title: former jewel thief

[@antoy384]

69 GangweeD 420 well spotted, made me laugh!

[@sswpp8908]

Also the narrator reiterates seconds later at 0:10 "Once considered the biggest jewel thief in the United States"

[@sswpp8908]

@Ordonity What are you referring to? He's just stating something funny about the video. There's no meme format here.

[@romanoonamor7690]

Because nobody cares what he calls himself. I bet he would also tell you he is a good honest guy. He's a scumbag, that's it.

[@kyrieeleison4990]

🤣

[@mishaj2647]

Next on vanity fair: “serial killer breaks down famous murder scenes in movies”

[@itsghostingz]

Please?

[@sathvikacharya2585]

Though that is difficult . They could get someone like Dexter . A weird forensic expert

[@megag52]

i would really like to see that

[@Brandonious15987]

Cannibal describes cooking recipes used in movies.

[@vrumbledump3240]

Psycho Maniac breaks down famous psychotic rampages

[@GrumpyBombayite]

Wouldn't be surprised if he served as a consultant on GTA V.

[@Hans-Kraut]

He could also be a character in-game, definitely has the look and voice for it. Maybe someone like lester who'd you call to get a new heist.

[@theovanhurtere]

@@Hans-Kraut fr he's got a great voice for a game

[@robertofontiglia4148]

Well he isn't credited, so... no...

[@createusername6421]

Gta robbies suck

[@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming]

Lester?

[@chincemagnet]

Larry is the man, you couldn’t ask fir a more definitive perspective on this topic

[@glyphic313]

Worked for a bank for 10 years. This guy’s info about them was spot on

[@Haywire5714]

Worked at a convenience store for 10 years. Never got robbed but I just wanted all of you to know I worked at a convenience store for 10 years.

[@coughpillbox748]

@@Haywire5714 im so sorry

[@ishlahulfikri9333]

@@Haywire5714 well its a plot twist, the convenience store robbed your life

[@raka1996]

@@Haywire5714 Hey... got any weird stories?

[@klutz3955]

@@ishlahulfikri9333 Damm nnn...

[@sepehr_moghani]

Watch Larry’s channel where he tells stories about his experience in prison. That by itself is the biggest disclaimer about why you shouldn’t do crime.

[@JuanCarlos-xj6pj]

Sepehr Moghani honestly it’s so disturbing, when he said they tied him to a 4 point on a table and pissed on him 🥴🤢

[@cabs9310]

Whats the name of his channel?

[@sepehr_moghani]

Cjr caballero larry lawton

[@cabs9310]

@@sepehr_moghani lol I searched it larry's channel hahaha. Thanks man

[@markpetersen1738]

@@JuanCarlos-xj6pj it's generally very disturbing to hear his stories. Interesting but horrifying

[@pamelalansbury94]

“I scared people for the rest of their life, which is wrong...” he sounds like such a sweetheart explaining himself

[@laylawalker3468]

he sounds like when a elementary kid has to apologize for being mean

[@dummkopf7981]

He's said before that his biggest regret in his criminal career was that he caused fear.

[@factbeaglesarebest]

Check out his channel. He actually is a genuinely good guy. He was abused by the prison system because he became a paralegal to help inmates with grievances against the institutions.

[@MrDeath5300]

He is a good guy, his story is insane, he got abused by a priest in his childhood which now with psychological help seems to might be the root of many of his problems

[@Rvc546]

@@dummkopf7981 yeah as he said he is robbing insurance companies not the people so i don't think he actually feel guilty for that... I'm not saying that he don't feel guilty but knowing that no innocent person is harmed is relief.

[@gusrosevear5974]

It would be cool if this guy had his own channel because hes a lot better at telling stories than a lot of people

[@Bori.1776]

He does and has more subscribers than this channel.

[@elonmusket9860]

Yeah he has this dope series that goes through his whole experience in 12 years in prison very well told

[@JaxBlade]

Next up Serial killer reacts to horror films lol

[@VibeTarii]

hi luv your Videos

[@rachelz7674]

omg

[@sneezu]

slasher*

[@bhawannarine2916]

If we only could've got Ed Kemper here

[@Bananabob12]

I’d be so down for that Not gonna lie

[@raglanheuser1162]

"im not a thief, I'm a robber" "he was one of the biggest jewel thieves..."

[@adeadmeme8068]

Him:”I am in not way encouraging anyone to commit these crimes” Me: *Taking notes* Sure

[@BIOSHOCKFOXX]

Lets gang up... South bridge, 11:45 when sun is shining at an 40 degree angle and reflects on passing by people, safe is opening at 11:50 and closes after 15 minutes. Cops will be here in 10, at least 1 patrol car will be first, so we got 5 minutes to get in and out. Take the hard stuff, no paper, nothing personalized so nothing can be traced. I'll get the Baby Yoda mask to look cute, you get teddy bear or something...or just mom's pantyhose and sunglasses. The moment you get in, color down the height markings with large line up and down. We split it at our meeting point and get lost our own ways, never to be seen again. I have no relatives, no gf, I am forever alone, so don't bother blackmailing me.

[@NeostormXLMAX]

@@JackSilver1410 jokes on you he put slow acting poison in your drink a week before the heist

[@OShaggHenny]

@@NeostormXLMAX pulled a sneaky on ya

[@saitama2467]

@@NeostormXLMAX jokes on you he knew that you would do that so he switched the drinks so actually the other guy took it himself

[@alexvj2011]

The FBI agent monitoring this: *taking notes* sure