Former Jewel Thief Reviews GTA V Jewel Heist | 47 |

[@Christian-xg8ul]

Micheal: *Is Born* Larry: See, that's a huge mistake, the heist is already over.

[@phenomenaldouchebag6520]

🤣

[@fiterid8064]

Christian 😂☠️

[@A-Cookie-A]

In dying😂

[@koolaidman4501]

🤔

[@clevelandbrowns7786]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@brianmo2965]

Michael: *Breathes* Larry: This robbery is already over.

[@enough-applause-3368]

It would be tho the cops would take air samples immediat loss

[@godfamilyhustle.7920]

@@enough-applause-3368 stfu

[@rustyscrewdrivr]

blake tapuva3 Lmao

[@enough-applause-3368]

@@godfamilyhustle.7920 i already took some air samples police are on route to your house

[@asianaedan]

Kaiden Rodgers r/woooosh

[@III-------------------Ill]

Michael: **FARTS** Larry: That's a big mistake, the cops will trace down that smell directly to your house and bust you. The heist is already over.

[@freemank8207]

lol

[@fatehim2729]

underrated comment.

[@MrMetylerca]

Hahaha hahahahah not many comments actually made me laugh out loud. This one did.

[@JoeMama-mf5ng]

Head neck

[@Ghaemi350z]

lmfaoo

[@victorchaos3558]

Micheal: *Gets into car* Larry: "This heist is already over"

[@RandyMarsh..]

Oy you're a big phony, fella!

[@leedickson2701]

If Larry made GTA: Mission Failed: You ran a red light

[@coschy]

Mission Failed: You have a heartbeat now the cops know where you are

[@georgem3211]

(does nothing, as Michael) mission failed: Franklin got a ticket

[@timshadowless3194]

No you failed " you Alert the police" "Didn't silent the gaurd" "The alarm was triggered"

[@fimlviaquez3936]

This comments sound like something hideo kojima would do

[@cyproxtten1415]

@@coschy mission failed: you spoke

[@kevinjansson745]

Michael: *BLINKS* Larry: Big mistake there, gotta keep your eyes open to see anything

[@sidewaysj2406]

Omg 😂😂

[@rodex122]

Lmao

[@A-Cookie-A]

Lmao

[@5k_jay840]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@You-qf4op]

I heard him saying this 😂😂😂

[@andrerey29]

"Your crew needs to be people you know better than they know themselves" That's why you don't play GTA V Heists with randoms only with your squad.

[@joshuaramirez6121]

Hes not wrong, I've never been able to successfully do a heist the first try with randoms. Someone always screws It up

[@joshuaramirez6121]

@The Chosen Chad or the guy that dies every 5 seconds and forces you to restart because rockstar gave us all the middle finger by giving us 1 life for 4 players. 4 random players with 1 life is stupid. I wish there was a way to complete the heists solo or maybe just make it 2 player so we can at least do them with a friend. I never completed all three heists because of random people screwing everything up

[@joshuaramirez6121]

@The Chosen Chad Exactly!!!!!! Its so frustrating. I gave up on the heists tbh. It sucks because I never completed them all but I couldnt stand having to replay simple tasks over and over and over again

[@4skintim962]

I managed to put together an A team of ransoms. Trained them a bit and they haven’t lost a heist since

[@joshuaramirez6121]

@@4skintim962 then you got lucky and got some decent players, seems like quite a few people agree with me and also gave up on the heists so if anybody wants to do them with me and go for the elite challenges and criminal mastermind challenge then please lemme know

[@Cabbage22927]

**breathes** Larry: you see, he breathed in too deep. Cops can recognize breathing patterns by peoples individual diaphragm movements. Heist is over.

[@RunningOnEmpty-f7r]

Hahahah, alright, I'm dead

[@freddym99]

Honestly, with todays peoples tech and knowledge i wouldnt be surprised

[@jaymac7203]

​@runningonempty9980 "Hahaha" Jewel thieves wouldn't go around laughing like lunatics. Heist over! 😭 lol

[@straightedge7304]

Michael: Has breakfast at his home Larry: see this is a mistake, waffles is a bad choice for a breakfast if you robbing a jewelry store, this heist is busted.

[@ifalone]

idk why this made me laugh

[@Dragon-of-Insanity-Town]

Pancakes bacon and sausages is a perfect breakfast

[@muhammadbasit7644]

Make sure you eat enough carbohydrates for energy, fiber so you don’t get hungry and some healthy fats for brain functionality.. therefore you can have a better mobility and speed when committing the heist

[@pdubzpyro]

This is hilarious. But how many people are simply trying to discredit the guy? Gullible people will believe this lol. Love the internet.

[@ACEDOGEMINEM]

🤣

[@Abebaol]

Lester: Is born Larry: *Why is this guy here again*

[@kalsarikannit9587]

Lmao i died

[@Riskcontrol1]

Lol

[@conformconsumeobey2985]

Lester you can god damn yourself you fat simpleton!!!!

[@Jwubbz101]

Michael: *Dies* Larry: Big mistake, this whole thing is over right there. If you die on a heist you can’t get the jewels sold.

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

Jwubbz it’s true

[@MrIKILLYOU212]

Larry Lawton hahaha

[@isaacflamin9593]

Jwubbz I’m dead big mistake lmfao

[@senpaicity3334]

Big brain time

[@Brick.house23]

I'm dying bruh😂😂

[@TheWikkdOne]

Rockstar: We're finally making gta6! Larry: I've already debunked every heist, game is over.

[@TheProfessor66]

Hopefully gta 6 does not revolve around robberies, the drugs are where the money is at.

[@piyushrahi478]

@@TheProfessor66 Thats what the entire GTA series is all about lol. becoming a criminal in virtual world

[@mattgillam7379]

@@TheProfessor66 are you joking GTA literally means grand theft auto of course its a crime

[@carreviewer6345]

​@@mattgillam7379Grand theft auto is car theft the crimes you do in gta includes grand theft auto armed robbery murder distribution of narcotics etc

[@Cookie0927]

Now that its announced, this can become a possibility.

[@bradleypope5170]

Michael walks into wall: Larry: “see, this is a huge mistake amateurs make. And get caught doing it.”

[@SalvageET]

Franklin: **Greets a random dude on the street** Larry: *M I S T A K E, A M A T E U R*

[@ultimaxkom8728]

Michael glitchin' and swimmin' inside the road: Larry: _"Ah, this is also an issue in one of my robberies. I hate it when that happens..."_

[@michaelcharlesthearchangel]

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[@eklavya2562]

Michael : *Is born* Larry : " See thats wrong, he would already be caught."

LMFAO This had me fuckin weak

[@t_a_g_2003]

Lmao bro

[@ELIT3G4M3R]

Hahaha

[@stevelacysburner8697]

I kinda like how he treats it as it's real and not as a game

[@Eyfdsybjo56]

😂😂😂😂

[@compilationking1855]

If larry ever teams up with a company or just makes a heist game by himself i would buy the game immediently

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

Thanks, that is an idea. I know I could make a game so cool. It would be like you were actually doing a heist. Maybe a company will contact me

[@ursuzew1958]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief i wish i think will be the most realistic and authentic game for sureeeee

[@hatboxghost735]

Larry Lawton This could be done, you may want to consider working with an independent company to start.

[@murderzz3184]

I'd pre order it instantly

[@Solo413]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief I can see it now: *Larry's Loot* by Rockstar Games.

[@TheRealBorb]

Michael: *Does nothing* Larry: You've already failed. Since the cops don't hear the slight vibrations in the ground when Michael walks, they'll assume he's robbing a Jewelry Store. The heist is over before it started.

[@chilluxtheduck8023]

A year old 477 likes and no comment?

[@TheRealBorb]

@@chilluxtheduck8023 mad...

[@chilluxtheduck8023]

@@TheRealBorb Med...

[@AriStrX500RR]

​@@chilluxtheduck8023mad

[@stormmist3634]

@@chilluxtheduck8023 meth

[@bjrnarskaden3284]

rockstar should hire this guy to plot the robberies in gta 6

[@HeihachiChaolan]

This dumbass would ruin all the missions in GTA 6. Forget driving, we're walking to the jewelry store. Zero dialogue. Only walking allowed. All heists done in one mission. Game is completed in one hour

[@Mhmmmmmm12131]

@@HeihachiChaolan fuck you

[@bubbyft3779]

@@HeihachiChaolan Ah yes, the dumbass who was an organised crime criminal smh

[@clayton2458]

Bruh it’s be of the setups for he heist would have to be going to buy glothes then

[@qabio]

Not plot, but an advisor, like someone who fact checks the heists to make sure they arent too inaccurate

[@hakeem108]

Michael: Wakes Up Larry: Big mistake, the police were watching his house, he won’t make it past his kitchen before getting caught.

[@em8568]

Squid they’d have him pinned down in a minute

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

He won't LOL

[@Hex-Trinity]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief This was really cool to watch and I think your insight into this stuff is really interesting. If you're still doing this sort of thing there's a game called Payday2 which is all about doing heists of all kinds. There's one in particular which involves stealing paintings from a museum, having cameras put into them then using the cameras to get gold from a safe in a senator's private estate. You should check it out if interested. :)

[@berylmgage09]

Lmfao!

[@suscinn4836]

😂😂💀💀

[@jackalan04]

Michael: *Wears glasses* Larry: See that’s a huge mistake, they don’t expect someone who doesn’t wear glasses to rob a jewellery store. The Heist is already over.

[@TheDameDash]

funniest comment award

[@jackalan04]

Damian Rodriguez Thank you very much.

[@mohidishtiaque9916]

what about consulting the professor?

[@seanmccready9564]

I’m surprised that after all of the GTA versions and iterations that are out there that they don’t have someone like Larry on staff. Time to start the Grand Theft Lawton series.

[@The_StrangeMan]

The games are more focused on entertainment than entire realism

[@dogeburger5775]

You do realise games would be boring as hell if they were actually realistic

[@seanmccready9564]

@@dogeburger5775 not always. Flight Simulator springs to mind as one where realism is focussed on

[@armybeef68]

@@seanmccready9564 You do realize that's a flight simulator, not a game.

[@Birkenstocked]

@@seanmccready9564 racing sims also but that’s why they’re called “SIM” simulation this is the same game where you can buy a military grade jet off a website

[@PSYCH0WARRI0R]

The car: moves 1 millimeter forward Larry: bang, this heist is over.

[@Mini1burger]

Boom over. You blinked, boom over. Uhhh... you wiped your forehead, boom over.

[@mrinmoydas2668]

@@Mini1burger 🤣😂😂😂😂

[@cybzecho]

You do nothing, boom over. You breathe, boom over.

[@BillyOrmond]

@@cybzecho shit joke

[@drewb3007]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that Hector is gonna be running 3 Honda Civic's with spoon engines. On top of that he just came into Harry's and ordered 3 t66 turbo's with NOS's and a Motec System Exhaust.

[@Nikeyyy]

michael: *blinks* larry: big mistake. a hair can fall off your eye lash at the scene and can be used as evidence, he needs goggles.

[@evo4893]

IslandSoljaah i gotta comment that got 500 likes but this comment deserves the clout 😂

[@unanimated7084]

i mean, that could happen tho lmao

[@traysmiles9952]

Lmfao!!!!!

[@dinisgrayson7263]

You actually have a point

[@overdebted8734]

i never looked but didn't michael have fucking glasses

[@BDeity]

*Michael:* "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure this is one of 'em." *Larry:* "Big mistake, you said your classic catchphrase, so your freinds now know you're actually alive."

[@kixakii436]

🤣 🤣

[@davissonleall]

Kkkkkkkkkkkkk

[@justexisting8457]

True

[@TopaT0pa]

Larry: "You forget a thousand things everyday pal, make sure a good plan for the robbery isn't one of 'em." Michael: "Well..." Larry: "It's already over."

[@clevelandbrowns7786]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[@Roler42]

One thing I love is the fact that your critique is spot-on and it actually is part of the plot itself. Because yes, those heists in the story mode are very flawed, and those flaws do in fact drive a lot of the conflicts later on in the plot, federal agents inmediatley knew it was Michael who pulled this robbery and this gets Michael in trouble later, Michael telling his one-liner to the officer outside the store gets him instantly identified and located by Trevor who thought he had been dead all along, and the more heists you pull in the game, the worse their situation get. This is an amazing analysis and review, I need to watch more!

[@J1mmyC00ks]

Micheal: *Eats potato chips before the heist* Larry: You see, huge mistake right there. The choice in snack type really influences your performance and fatigue rate during the robbery. Also, Potato chips are a very noise inducing snack. The police would hear you from a mile away. Heist over.

[@gdyeti4202]

Lmaoo

[@user-db2qp4ez6k]

😂😭

[@Stayoffhereable]

😂😂😂 I heard his voice as I’m reading that too, I’m dead 😆

[@changasmith9092]

😂😂😂😂

[@AdamAGaming]

underrated comment

[@Liasos88]

Pigeon makes a noise outside the store. Larry: Big mistake right there, you have to train the birds around the store so they don't give you away.

[@wesleyplumley6037]

Liasos88 underrated comment

[@natec1]

Hahaha

[@itzamsey2411]

underrated comment 😂😂😂

[@ridgengem1793]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dylpickle6123]

Liasos88 Why did I laugh so hard

[@TomCosg]

Michael: “Hey, Beautiful!” Larry: “That was a mistake. She’s hideous.”

[@Fr4ncM]

The heist is over

[@johnmay9394]

hahahahahahahha

[@maybeitsnotalex]

Who TF made this 421

[@jonathansundqvist9388]

@@maybeitsnotalex better yet, who gives a shit?

[@cavemann_]

Holy shit dude, you completely killed her!

[@jgedutis]

28:27 - "If I did a robbery today, I'd have to kill everyone involved." I can see prison helped 😆

[@nickphaux]

Yea this guy never rly says anything questionable but that was a reallyyy weird thing to say

[@vanspoorsveeplays357]

Three people can keep a secret if two are dead.

[@nickphaux]

@h........................... I guess, it's just such a degenerate, disgusting thing to do my mind doesn't want to venture into it

[@Razorjaw86]

@@nickphauxWell he would never do a robbery, that’s the thing but if he was forced to then he’d have to kill everyone involved, might as well cuz if he got caught again he’d never leave prison

[@ItzzRapidzYT]

Michael: Puts deodorant on Larry: now see that’s your biggest problem someone is gonna smell you, heist over

[@GabrielMelo-mn4dh]

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@qu4n723]

Yoooo🤣🤣🤣

[@tundraosu]

LMFAO

[@angelgranados4995]

ItzzRapidz-YT underrated asf.

[@toolitchris]

Lmao

[@WEASELxo]

Elephant: "i have the best memory of the animal kingdom." Larry Lawton: "I'll never forget"

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

I love that show. I saw every episode.

[@LoveableSwagg]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@12227UserName]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief Fun video, Larry. I'm sure you know, GTA or any crime game for that matter is often meant to be over-the-top and exaggerated. The GTA series gets most of its inspiration from the film genre and just whacky stuff in general. I'm not even sure if a game developer would be allowed to make a realistic heist game, to be honest. In the future, maybe you should consider doing a review on the 1989 TV film "LA Takedown" or the remake "Heat." Anyhow, keep up the awesome videos, man. Hope you hit your goal. Edit: Also, you're right that Lester acts as a mastermind and fence for the heists. That's pretty much what his role is suppose to be and he takes his cut for each job for that reason. And you make a good point as to why doesn't he do the hacking stuff since the game depicts him as an expert in that area. Even for an over-the-top game, that seems to be a contradiction or overlook by the developers.

[@1BlessEdYou]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief If you liked the show, check out the movie it was based on [also called Animal Kingdom]. It's Australian & it's got Ben Mendelssohn (one of my favorite actors) in it.

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

@@1BlessEdYou I will. I loved the TV show. Thanks for the tip

[@stevenrivera6380]

Micheal: *accidentally runs into something* Larry: *doesn’t even grin* Also Larry:”that was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.”

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

Glad you liked it. It was fun to do. I hope you liked my latest video with GTA

[@stevenrivera6380]

Larry Lawton I did. It was fun!

[@tubular7752]

Mein Fhurer boomer humor

[@JohnnyEstacado]

that comment just made me lol, good job, sir.

[@Ryan-hv5nn]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief Give me a PlayStation 4? Please I have no conditions

[@buschfan0818]

Larry: this is for educational purposes Also larry: *Literally tells u how to rob a jewel store*

[@knightfallprotocol]

Michael: *blinks* Larry: Oh, big mistake. The whole operation is blown. You can't allow the vibrational frequency in the air to move by 0.000001 units. The cops would be on him instantly

[@arturowip]

🤣🤣made my day...thx bro

[@Cdm70]

🤣 that killed me

[@RoyalCam9]

This the best comment on here no lie 😂😂

[@xviii_iiivx6702]

This is the best comment ive seen on youtube😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ethan_sadboy]

HAHAHAHAAHAHA

[@xx_shelly420_xx4]

*universe is created* Larry: "Let me just stop it right there, that's a huge mistake, see the sound of that bang would have alerted the cops, it's over for them, busted".

[@giraffeman326]

Hahahahaha

[@oogityboogity6644]

I like this one

[@tearful-glass0726]

Not really he knows what he is talking ab

[@tearful-glass0726]

And God made the world

[@EclipzSolos]

@@tearful-glass0726 really dude?? People I swear

[@Razorjaw86]

Michael: Accidentally drops glove before putting it on Larry: Heist is over, cops already know you’re coming

[@gentcena]

Razor jaw86 xotwod

[@bestintheworld0624]

Larry's friend: "Hey Larry, want to go to Cheddar's for dinner?" Larry: "You have to case the restaurant before you have dinner you can't just go there, you'll get caught in a minute."

[@mobu6810]

Razor jaw86 hAhaahAyahaahAhA sO fUnNy. how old are you again?

[@MrGrifft]

@@mobu6810 You ok man?

[@r3cker]

@@gentcena XOTWOD

[@AvengerAtIlipa]

This channel makes "Living like Larry" take on a whole new meaning.

[@dacrohnswarrior]

Lmaooo

[@robyn-leeswan6457]

Michael: still in his dad's balls. Larry: the heist is over folks.

[@TheGolither]

Epic 🤣👌

[@ConciousCam]

Jesus sir you're terrible 😂😂😂

[@DrPlatypus1]

Okay this one was genius. 👏

[@lyricvanderford1573]

Yes

[@jackmorrison5875]

Lol!! I can’t 😂🤣🤣😭😭

[@joeking3181]

Michael: *coughs* Larry: “Bad move, he just triggered the alarm. They’re not getting away with anything.”

[@verdinho10]

Also larryy: Michael coughing is a sign that he has the Coronavirus. He won't be doing any heists for 14 days

[@melodiesbasslines1855]

Verdinho broooooo 😂

[@clevelandbrowns7786]

LOL

[@dannyhuang3472]

Verdinho this is a good one

[@yungtimm5673]

lmfaoo

[@alexandersmith4796]

I feel like Larry would enjoy Hitman, considering how open the missions are

[@dimarcodrahgi5866]

Alexander Smith i was just thinking the same thing

[@spacejesus6790]

Ye i suppose but how about payday 2?

[@gavingraham1439]

@@spacejesus6790 that's what I was thinking, much more realistic with robberies

[@spacejesus6790]

@gavin graham14 exactly he would be more familiar with the jewellery heists

[@theshittiestposter6853]

Especially with how much he likes a well though out plan.

[@Jschlick100]

The problem to me is that Larry doesn’t know a lot of the context of this stuff. Lester constantly scopes out spots that could be hit and thinks of the getaways and stuff. That’s why he randomly just picked vangelico. He’d been looking at it for a while. He also doesn’t know that we don’t really case getaways because they’re pre planned because you can’t code every possibility. I will say though, Larry does a great job of outlining everything that he would do, and wouldn’t do

[@Jokingskull99]

Also, Michael taking pictures wouldn't have looked suspicious at all because the camera was in the glasses. That's also how Lester knew were the more expensive jewelry was. Another thing that bothered me was how he described them talking about Michaels old crew. Those weren't random people like Larry was saying. They were people Michael knew very well, and had worked with before. It's almost like he was barely paying attention at all

[@nicholas1130]

@@Jokingskull99 what about Franklin lol

[@benladm4ster521]

@@Jokingskull99 Larry does have a point though, you’d look suspicious as hell standing in a Jewellery store for 30 seconds not doing or saying anything whilst you take pictures through your glasses, you’d make yourself look suspicious like you’re obviously trying to scope out the score. Also he’s not wrong about Michael knowing the crew, that’s evident in the dialogue in the van when he’s talking about “if anyone gets pinched or I’ve gotta be able to trust you all with my life” or when he’s picking crew members Lester sometimes says “this ones new blood, I’ve not seen him under pressure” or Michael says “Rickie, I met him at Life Invader, he may not be that good, but he’s enthusiastic” As Larry says, you know who your crew are, you know what they can do and you need to be able to trust them” Also, he doesn’t know the crew that well Lester even says “there are no old guys”, referring to Brad and Trevor and other guys they used to run with and Lester makes it clear that they don’t run no more, at the time of the Jewel Store Heist he only just met Franklin, you don’t build up a brilliant relationship with a crew member days or weeks after meeting them. You’ve got to understand that Larry was at one point considered one of the most successful Jewel Store robbers in American history, he knows exactly what he’s talking about and he knows exactly what would get you caught or sent down. But even Larry understands this is a video game so it’s going to be more free and unrealistic than an actual jewellery heist.

[@michaellee4597]

Bruh larry has robed jewlery stores before why u think hes reviewing this?

[@Chop2016]

Who cares what he robbed.. No banks😮

[@Stan_Castan]

Michael: *breathes* Larry: Yeah, the heist is over

[@XIUnicron]

Big MISTAKE

[@2winblat]

Truuueeeeee....that was lowkey annoying 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@vycanismajoris8001]

Michael: **exists** Larry: Yeah, the heist is over

[@querico1342]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mingfanzhang4600]

2vid Wynd XD

[@Avinciti]

Micheal: Looks at the camera Larry: This little maneuver will cost us 58 years

[@akmhd]

"Reality is often disappointing" ~ Thicc Thanos Car

[@hugomachadoart]

This Interstellar reference made my day.

[@tristanblaze8238]

AKMH7 wow that’s one I haven’t heard in a while

[@1mage__]

That was good lmaoo

[@TFSZinx]

No it's necessary

[@patrickgramblin4316]

Michael: Goes bald Larry: That’s the biggest mistake he could’ve done. The person who cut his hair has all his DNA.

[@SdotFive]

lmfaoo!!

[@helion4187]

XD

[@mathewmena1688]

That’s how Larry got caught

[@LemoneVR]

Lester is basically the brains, master hacker who sets up the heists, has the connections. Without Lester they would have no plan, or a very bad plan. In fact with Lester as the hacker they would have enough time to go to a bar, buy some beers and have those in the jewellery store.

[@traceyogden4854]

Something about Larry causes Gta heists to seem like child's play. He's cool

[@niggawithapistol4792]

He really knows what he's talking about.

[@jorrox9311]

More like badass

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

Glad you like my views on these things.

[@kexzations588]

Soo true

[@kylegallagher9650]

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[@ershnuff]

It's official: for future GTA installments, Rockstar Games must consult Larry for any and all heists. Or have an ultra realism mode called "Lawton Mode" where you have to obey traffic laws, avoid being seen by cops, park in inconspicuous places and general just go about it in a more realistic way.

[@eeeguba432]

Honestly i would actually play the story a second time on that mode, i really hate hard modes when its just less damage and stuff, but a mode where its hyper realistic but not nearly impossible, id love that

[@codysykes5568]

@@eeeguba432 That would be amazing :0

[@joshuaramirez6121]

YESSSS that would be amazing.

[@orlandocarrillo7132]

But in that hyperrealistic mode Larry failed and was caught...

[@eeeguba432]

@@orlandocarrillo7132 yeah, but he cant retry stuff, and we can, i dont mean a one life gta because its barelly possible to play lile that, i mean like infinite warfares campaign on realistic, you need healing syringes and helmets because they get hit and get damaged, that means you need a working helmet, that means you cant get shot more than like twice in the head and the same for your body...its suuuch a different experience from the recruit difficulty where i could run around and basically just punch them all, on realistic you hide in cover and are scared to peak out even, and THATS a completelly different experience that i loved

[@DoctorPepper445]

Michael: Drinks water Larry: That's the biggest mistake he could possibly make. Police will be there before he even gets out of the kitchen and track the fingerprints of the bottle to his mom's car he borrowed 7 years ago. Heist's over, he's busted.

[@edboss36]

Eh, I like listening to him even tho he says that a lot

[@DoctorPepper445]

edboss yeah his channel is interesting as hell especially with his input and how he would do these things in real life.

[@ryangeoghagan3076]

I'm a big fan of "real X reacts to Y". When this got suggested to me, I thought it was so outlandish I HAD to watch it. Wasn't disapointed.

[@enzogorlami1641]

Larry: “3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead..” Also Larry: “I stole $18 million”

[@Petrslav]

I bet this man has taken a couple lives

[@eipeua]

Not xWooosh or never went there

[@Apostlepaul92]

Thats his point though 😂😂

[@Phoenix-uk7vi]

Not xWooosh ‘it’s only illegal if you get caught’

[@bradturner3514]

Irishman

[@93bendzsi]

Me ready to speak my very first words as a baby: "Ma..." Larry: "This robbery is already over."

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

I laughed way to loud at this

[@Who-is-this-guy-j8z]

Your Mom: but...he's not even... Larry: IT'S OVER

[@alexprice2424]

Momma? Larry: right here sweetheart

[@ak47forlifebrandonherreraw35]

“Papa...” Larry: aaaand your dead the cops shot you eighteen times in the torso with a 9mm glock 19 HEIST OVER

[@makluna3330]

Larry’s Son: *making eggs and bacon for breakfast* Larry: See, u made the bacon cook too loud, the cops heard that from the police station, breakfast is over

[@ma.cannon2849]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Feras_Ahmed661]

Lol

[@MrCruuush]

They don’t call cops “pigs” for nothing. They detect that stuff from miles away. If they smell that on you, you are done.

[@MrDremp]

JohnACorp782 r/woosh

[@geovanyfigueroa4537]

Lmfao

[@charizardoreo]

Lester: Good luck everyone Larry: Big mistake now the whole heist is cursed

[@ab_mad]

90% comments: "see thats a mistake right there" 10% comments: "he should make a game"

[@memezyyyyyyyyyy]

Where's your percentage for made up percentages?

[@ab_mad]

@@memezyyyyyyyyyy its a joke . . . Thats . . the point ??

[@lettuceman1999]

MemeZyy bruh it’s a joke lmao

[@chrissanchez9218]

Would be lame af gotta follow rules and shit 😂 would take wayyyy longer to get to the actual heist

[@capghosty]

Abe Madriz he needs a job at rockstar

[@ronipletikosa]

fly: *lands on a table next to michael * larry: ok ill pause it here. the thing is, that fly could actually be a undercover cop and just like that in a second your heist is done so you always need to watch out for these things

[@slumped5407]

😂🤣🤣

[@treuphoria]

Im fucking weakkkk💀

[@mrghost4852]

What the hell 😹😹😹😹😹

[@Queendevoe123]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@NDvanoost2]

😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@panpsyren6406]

"i dont even know why we need the guy with a cane" - every gta player in existence

[@hassanaz1411]

to give Frank assassination missions

[@brandonmcd8724]

i wanted to cry

[@AyAy008]

Even Trevor asked the same question lol

[@eoin8450]

Come on, don't shit talk Lester😢

[@panpsyren6406]

@@eoin8450 dont even get me started on how much money he cheats your online character via both heist and drug businesses.

[@internal.inferno2088]

This is honestly one of the most educational/entertaining youtubez I've ever watched. I love GTAV Thanks Lah x

[@RudeBoyKyle94]

2001: GRAND THEFT AUTO IS EVIL 2020: "He ran into the wall that's hilarious"

[@gamepad3153]

sounds like the person that's playing GTA V doesn't quite know how traffic laws work.

[@femboy_twink]

@@gamepad3153 of they know alright. whether they care is a different question

[@LegoEngineer003]

Larry: So... Comments: _write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN_

[@GioBear120]

So if you wanna be able to rob the jewelry store be sure to do nothing bad or else the heist is up. Don’t breathe since the police will locate your breath to your current location

[@SLavaluChinang5]

So...

[@HarryRiceHockey]

The fact no one's made the connection to a Spongebob reference disturbs me...

[@liloofert8707]

Lester: **exists** Larry: thats wrong

[@davemccombs]

Amazing how many of ya'll think making this same joke is going to get you attention

[@jazminyz]

GnomeDazzle well they got a lot more attention than you did

[@blueheadgaming4628]

GnomeDazzle well it worked since he got 750 likes

[@thepineapplegamer6872]

@GTA and Apple channel Lester's hacking is so incredibly unrealistic.

[@Nick-tb2bq]

XxDJPLAYZxX i’m dying lmfao

[@absolutepium]

him to gta 5: "look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"

[@indicus9075]

Michael: turns on car Larry: see that’s a big mistake a true professional uses a flintstone car with walking mechanism as it’s much more silent

[@motta_math_]

HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA

[@dylankane9709]

Lol these comments are gold

[@charroassasin296]

Possibly Larry: see that’s the big mistake, a true professional would use worn out shoes as there wont be foot prints

[@charroassasin296]

VLADIMIR PUTIN of course, how could i be such a fool

[@eubruhnn]

Im wheezing rn

[@_saintoj]

**boots up GTA** Larry: “It’s over already. The game knows im already planning to do a heist and its warned the game’s authorities”

[@knightfallprotocol]

I think I've found a comment better than mine 🤣🤣🤣

[@richardwrite]

The best one

[@jellycatman0998]

HAhaha

[@darksparrow-titan6209]

Certainly see competition

[@blueviper64]

KZbin: “Hey you wanna see a dude who literally robbed jewel stores analyze and critique GTA’s jewel store heist?” Me: “I have nothing better to do so sure!”

[@SpeedDemonPowerage98]

Blue Viper lol so this appeared in your recommendations on your YT home page to.

[@MystmaxkinnTV]

More like, "You son of a bitch, I am in."

[@FireBallZ24Gaming]

Speed DemonPowerage98 Yuuki&Delthea&Alicefan yeah this appeared in my feed, been watching GTA vids lately.

[@thewewguy8t88]

its funny because that is exactly how i feel.

[@eyhffh5174]

Larry: see now that’s a mistake the cops will track your Channel and then arrest you

[@knay9731]

that anon in that 4chan post really just hooked this guy up with an entire new life goal

[@madringking1119]

I do believe this video is what led to his following blowing up. For about a month after it was posted I kept getting this vid at the top of my recommendations until I finally watched it.

[@henstrom3655]

I love how he roasts the gameplay recorder for being bad at the game

[@isaacster5027]

Fr! 😂

[@stormichow5325]

You do know who's playing it, right?

[@isaacster5027]

@@stormichow5325 whom

[@stormichow5325]

@@isaacster5027 I believe it's his son, but I could be wrong.

[@isaacster5027]

@@stormichow5325 yeah I figured, the way he talks about him

[@BiggestRedditor]

Michael: is born Larry: Okay this robbery is over.

[@GamerOC]

Trevor: *is born* Larry: You've already been caught.

[@Miyu97y5]

Le reddit silver member lol

[@Jack-qm4ut]

I think the original one is funnier

[@Rusted_Obsidian]

@@Jack-qm4ut Neither one is funny

[@rainyamamoto2736]

@@Rusted_Obsidian will the 1st one got 1.4k like so I don't know what your talking about

[@reqqording]

Michael: *looks at jewel store* Larry: See that’s a big mistake, real jewel thieves look away from the jewel store so they don’t get any attention.

[@isaiahjames838]

Quis ツ 😂😂😂😂

[@vyperiq4500]

Im your thousand like

[@reqqording]

MarMar 223 must be satisfying

[@CoryJT]

29:04 they’re introducing themselves in the van on the way to the robbery… 🤣🤣🤣

[@TorturedSouls]

Michael: gets a shower afterwards Larry: see that's wrong, they'll trace the water. Heists over.

[@darkskineffect]

Hahah!!!

[@chocolateoverdrive3256]

Michael: blinks Larry: see that’s a huge mistake. You need to be seeing the civilians at all times, as they could hit the alarm. Heist over.

[@dognews7671]

Sugma Dick copy paste

[@mighty_robo]

I was gonna likw your comment but its at 69

[@mingfanzhang4600]

Sugma Dick XD

[@tricked0585]

ligma balls

[@jplantin92]

Lmao

[@Lil_Luco]

Michael:*just been born* Larry: See thats a mistake right there

[@iluvbloxorz]

Luxco lmaooooo bro ong

[@Switty]

This made me laugh sir, congrats

[@whtiesock6049]

Luxco just been born Larry: see that’s a mistake right there

[@AleksandrStrizhevskiy]

Tell me about it

[@ronipletikosa]

often overlooked, you get caught, right away snap just like that the heist is over. cops will track your mothers dna and also your dads and with that they can predict your future

[@SilvaSnake49]

Thanks for the info! I will make sure to keep this in mind when I do this next time!

[@seanlaffey3633]

I like how he mentions that you don’t say anything that might be recognized because Michael saying “you forget a thousand things every day, make sure this is one of them,” is what ends up alerting Trevor that he’s still alive.

[@ancis1327]

Imagine if they followed Larry's advice, only Michael and Franklin would be playable characters

[@LITTLE1994]

And of course, pull poor Franklin into more of their dangerous jobs, who, despite his talent, actually tried to AVOID the danger.

[@bluevioletandlilac]

"What do they need Lester for if he's not the hacker?" That's . . . an extremely good question I never considered before.

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

so true

[@crvshout]

so true

[@MrMongoose221]

Yeah only after this video I realised Lester doesn't really do much apart from linking the crew together and finding the spot but they could do that themselves and GTA acts like Lester is the main guy.

[@oxideactual1018]

I think Michael has a line where he says that Lester is the only guy who can plan things without raising any suspicions

[@peacegawd5192]

I thought he was the fence?

[@jamaldickson5037]

Directions were clear. I successfully robbed a jewelry store.

[@Somewhere_Bagel]

I accidentally robbed my own house

[@Massck]

@@Somewhere_Bagel oh no, my homework accidentally ate my dog

[@Obamanapkin]

Directions unclear i robbed a bank instead

[@zaproosevelt]

@@Obamanapkin but I robed a casino!!!

[@Jay1en_]

It worked i robbed my wallet and bought jewelry for my wife

[@darnodel154]

Thank you for telling us how to properly rob a diamonds store! I will make sure to use your recomandations❤

[@狪]

Michael: breathes Larry: thats another case, if you done that in real life the police would track the wind direction and find the source of the carbon dioxide being exhaled

[@DrawLeg-AR]

Haha😂😂

[@PerturaBased]

police wont track the wind direction but 4chan would

[@狪]

Lester & Larry will have a Hackeroff

[@Flappstar]

this hasnt gotten enough likes!

[@dvdcamp7187]

C2 loaninq Lol!

[@TOTALLYGNVRLY]

*Loads up GTA* Larry: You would have already gotten caught.

[@LargeCarTrucker]

LMAO!!!

[@MystmaxkinnTV]

You sir just made me laugh. Thank you.

[@legokingiscool]

Praise the sun my good sir!

[@grove124]

Michael Jäger 😂😂

[@HaiPham-zb7sc]

Damn it's so funny i forgot to laugh

[@dragontamer7506]

Michael: Wakes up Larry: See now that’s a big mistake, they’ll track down the person who started breathing and the whole heist would be done

[@austinlewis8468]

Dragon Tamer Now this comment is funny as heII

[@ibieldahuk]

Wait, you stop breathing when you sleep? Man... go to see a doctor quick, man

[@joey-eo4pl]

Dragon Tamer lmaoooooo

[@davemccombs]

Amazing how many of ya'll think making this same joke is going to get you attention

[@Iveresss]

Dragon Tamer lmaoooo

[@f16fightingfalcon15]

I love how there's literally smoke detectors right next to the vents that don't even go off.

[@TheMDXtremeReal]

*Larry talking about how to properly case a jewelry store* Me and my family who are into the jewelry business: *Visible Sweat*

[@keelanmcaleer4995]

MDEXtreme which store do you own asking for a Larry

[@sunbreeze8365]

@@keelanmcaleer4995 lmfao

[@rijanparajuli6465]

**Larry wants to know your location** :v

[@giohelou7789]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@filipesm77]

Its great info to improve your security tho

[@krispyytv7067]

This channel is basically him telling us how to rob jewelry stores

[@kushpakk2210]

thats why i fuck w bro he on that hittin licks shit💪🏽😂

[@fergusmackay2584]

Forget "improving on the game" like he says and learn how to rob a jewellery shop 😂

[@jaas0225]

Also telling you that you will get caught, so don't.

[@cameronmcgregor2583]

@@jaas0225 probably was much easier when he was a robber these days it would be a lot harder

[@theworldisimmense]

Cameron Mcgregor of course nowadays it’s much harder almost impossible due to the internet, social media , everyone having a smartphone , better security cameras and GPS

[@rigbypotato]

Lester: **exists** Larry: is this guy even relevant?

[@rasckalsipsmodelos1298]

Rigby Blanche probably the funniest comment I’ve read all day lmfao

[@juddgeshredd]

😂😂😂😂

[@dad-pb8is]

Lmaooooooooo

[@Shadow77999]

Lmaooo

[@jakobwhaley5641]

For some reason last year I got hooked on your content, started working out intensely, forgot about your content and stopped working out, your channel just made me start working out idk why

[@ovvfoids]

Michael: *blinks* Larry Lawton: See. NOW that’s the mistake right there. Everyone’s Gonna notice that.

[@riconuts]

lol

[@bluba1lz144]

best comment

[@sebastianrolhas6582]

Ahhaha

[@tatesuperior2326]

We can tell you got a low iq

[@actualgarbage8549]

@@tatesuperior2326 Not getting a joke seems pretty low for me

[@steakman4691]

Comments: Michael has a camera in his glasses Michael staring extremely intently at the security system:

[@northover5023]

and his house is like 3 roads away

[@onurtintas]

Steak Man Thats the only game part If he were a real person he would just take the photo without doing anything that can get attention

[@loopooh1632]

I’d just take pictures of the doorman’s crotch.

[@lachiebosman8511]

@@loopooh1632 nice

[@steakman4691]

@@onurtintas It's still a camera. He'd have to get it in focus which can take a few suspicious seconds

[@chibosi9085]

There's probably a reason why Rockstar doesnt make these heists identical to the real life counter part, let's be honest here most of the GTA 5 players are under 18

[@ThatTonnatoTenrec]

Actually you are obliged to be over 18 And even without that joke about the rating, there are plenty of old players playing GTA.

[@phantomps1715]

H.G.S. GAMING#1 big dreams

[@xtheflabeox8813]

If they made the highest any more realistic how the fuck is it our problem that a horrible piece of shit parent bought their child this game not my fucking problem

[@truethorr9079]

@H.G.S. GAMING#1 cant wait to see that tell me when

[@OcelotHDEdition]

Yea but nobody is going to pick up the game and think "Hmm, i'm gonna rob a bank today!" I doesn't matter if under 18's play it, it is intended for 18 or over. That's on the parents then if they let them play it.

[@Crxw2Tired]

Love the insights and critique on the heist and while I appreciate the game being a game with the over the top theatrics, I'd also like to see a realistic heist in future GTA games. Great video Larry!

[@MySilentReticence]

Me too, until you realize that you'd have to stop at every sigh, light, and yield to other traffic, and drive within the lines-

[@crewtheshoe1789]

bro all of these comment are basically: Micheal: exists Larry: that's wrong

[@shawnwoods8987]

Ikr it's annoying as hell

[@nullen1499]

I was hoping to see some more input on the video but fuck me I guess for looking into the comment section. This shit happens so much with anything that blows up and I swear it smooths my brain a little bit more every time I see it.

[@edisodd4240]

Crew The Shoe ikr

[@milostodorovic69]

Kids trying to get KZbin likes that's all

[@digitalcamaro9708]

Fr. I was hoping to see more discussion but no everyone wants to be a fucking meme.

[@markus9303]

Michael: this ain’t my wife we talking about here. Larry: see that’s a mistake right there, his wife could be there shopping for something and hear that. She’d have him in the court house filing divorce right away.

[@Khe2BVevo]

That's actually true in a way😂

[@huffalobunter4087]

And there’s a mistake I spot as soon as he speaks. She’s not allowed to file a divorce against Michael because of the deal with the FIB. She even said she would if she could be she can’t. This guy needs to know his shit before he talks

[@LarryLawtonJewelThief]

LOL

[@marcuspalmer2981]

@@LarryLawtonJewelThief I loved the video

[@bendavis8571]

Good stuff right here👍

[@Alex-uh8jf]

Petition to have the GTA 6 devs get Larry’s help for heist 👇🏼

[@hamzahhussain6580]

They've already made the story back in 2014. They are just finalising the game.

[@Kezsora]

@@hamzahhussain6580 Source on that information?

[@unknownexplorer6232]

It's in early development rockstar said it themselves

[@unknownexplorer6232]

GTA 6 won't be out until a couple of years so it can't be already done

[@jehhhxjehhh]

Unknown Explorer link to where you found this?

[@Nugsy-tf6fn]

Micheal: looks in direction of jewel store Larry: cops will think your about to rob the store, the heist is over

[@jaymac7203]

*You're 😭

[@Christfollower114]

Michael: *Doesn't brush his teeth* Larry: "Big mistake right there someones gonna remember that guy with bad breath tell the cops and BOOM heist is over"

[@1DannyOcean]

Tobias Ibrahim 😂😂😂😂

[@RJ-wn6cm]

🤣🤣🤣

[@san9350]

Keep in mind, he knows it's just a game.

[@kingofnonation5843]

. the joke is still fun its meme heaven

[@tegamingother]

Actually if they have a good memory or anything related to what is u police *can* use it. Its not unheard of to use unusual methods like poop gathering.

[@Megadeth7811]

Michael: *heart beats once* Larry: "That was a HUGE mistake. The heist is already over. The cops would trace his heartbeat and arrive in a matter of seconds. He's done."

[@CatSpaff]

Michael: *ties his shoes* Larry: "The heist is over, operation blown, he didn't double tie them so he's now a liability and could trip"

[@staticerosion]

Lmaoo 😂😂

[@queallure4240]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Broockle]

"Ya gotta know your shoes. Do they open with just a single knot? Ya can't just buy new shoes and go on a heist, that's not how it works." ;D I have shoes like that. They open every time I forget to double knot

[@TravelWBrennanMegan]

"Rookie move"

[@colbyk8333]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@jaymac7203]

The driving though 😭 lol 😂

[@amity7737]

Michael: *stands* Larry: it’s already over they will memorize your posture and then the cops will trace back your posture then you’ll be arrested.

[@johnvoigt67]

this ones my fav lmfao

[@petros2288]

😂

[@mr_badger_ftw4483]

This made me cry💀💀

[@killinfantsons3193]

A bank robber was actually caught by his posture once lmao

[@vdotty]

lester: *moves* larry: “i don’t even understand why they need his guy with the cane”

[@lstr21]

I know, Lester is so useless...

[@Starnim11]

@Lester F.A.R but isn’t he the one who plans them?

[@lstr21]

@@Starnim11 it was a joke, look at my name

[@tatesuperior2326]

You obviously don't understand what he's explaining

[@Starnim11]

My bad

[@kingrichardiii6280]

Someone call rockstar and get Larry chosen as their thievery consultant.

[@annymous-bz2xx]

Dra6onfly they should have Larry tho

[@BaldMancTwat]

@@annymous-bz2xx I don't think you got the joke.

[@tylerrexjackson366]

@@BaldMancTwat r/whoooooosh

[@annymous-bz2xx]

what was that a joke

[@kingrichardiii6280]

@@annymous-bz2xx I think the punch line was rockstar does not need a thievery consultant because they the thieves.

[@J-roll1]

This guy would explode if he found out Micheal lives about a real world 10 minute drive away