Fox News Cold Opening: Don't Ask, Don't Tell - Saturday Night Live

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Greta Van Susteren and panel discuss don't ask, don't tell. Aired 02/06/10
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[@mariebaumbach7345]

WHEN SHE SWITCHED HER MOUTH TILT TO THE OTHER SIDE I COMPLETELY LOST IT

[@janeydarkheir7906]

Lol, you know twas exactly when she said from east to west.

[@webgpu]

i would love it even more if the wind was blowing northeast to southwest and then returning to north after passing through northwest.

[@webgpu]

blame it on the wind :-)

[@LennyCartwright]

Can we appreciate the genius of Jason Sudeikis' acting? The dude channeled so many emotions... Such talent!

[@MyFictionalChaos]

they even did the "bringing up random patriotic stuff that has nothing to do with the issue" correctly lmao

[@tylsimys67]

'Ronald Reagan!'

[@billydeeuk]

"I do not have a problem with all homosexuals. Just the men"

[@lincolnpaul1814]

billydeeuk closet queen

[@BasedBlackGirl_]

@Troy Staunton oh

[@squamish4244]

"And the butch women." I luvs the other lesbos."

[@brottarnacke]

Man, I just looked up Greta Van Susteren. This impression is spot on.

[@nehag4021]

the woman is a comic genius! lol! gotta love Wiig

[@johnlewis5057]

she is we miss her at snl

[@MintyCanRead]

Since when did SNL start showing actual clips from Fox News? Isn't this meant to be a parody?

[@morelife4127]

Fox News is a parody on actual news.

[@ActionableFreedom]

But I thought Glenn Beck was a Parody of Fox news. Which means... If he is a parody of a parody...he is the truth!

[@fatimapalacios2292]

this comment is (g)old

[@laurencehirst7814]

Fooled you to did it!..The parody's are getting closer to the real thing!..Or is it vice versa?..

[@hayleygore4734]

the woman is a comic genius! lol! gotta love Wiig

[@Ben_Kirkham]

The Glen Beck parody was absolutely hysterical 😂 😂

[@karforeman1556]

Abby Elliot is seriously underrated. She was the funniest without having to say a word, just had to arch her back and smirk.

[@georgia00ful]

sudeikus' beck impression is spot on its actually scary hahah

[@animelytical8354]

"An attractive blonde lady" 💀💀 pinpoint accurate

[@rajivk91]

"We can change our policy after we win our two wars" "When will that be?" "Never." Yep

[@calebnelson7017]

He was unfortunately correct 😅

[@aisosaihama]

Oh my God look out behind you! 😂

[@vangelissopamena]

Kristen Wiig is THE QUEEN!!! :-D

[@thecreativemastermin]

So is Cecily Strong!

[@vangelissopamena]

Navin Israni Yeah, she’s very good too😁

[@jasonbertalotto2355]

@@thecreativemastermin 💯

[@seanfeeley5985]

Glen Beck impression might make me die of laughter. Literally.

[@lloydbell5380]

Love Jason doing Glenn Beck - an alarmist who is paid to cry.

[@adamkis3569]

"You're watching Fox News. OMG! Look out behind you!" LOLOL!!! Perfect slogan!

[@personaldove]

I lost it at Glenn Beck!

[@DonPeyote420]

There was a man...

[@burtonguster2983]

So classic. This sums up every Fox News segment, a whole lot of talking without saying anything of importance.

[@remoobko8440]

Of course. The other networks are the *real* news (you know... the ones where they just talk about FOX and Trump all day)

[@paulhollowell9966]

And cnn is real news 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the truth hurts.

[@Thor-Orion]

It’s all the major news sources. They’re all propaganda for whichever party their ownership group wants to pander to, and they’re all responsible for the polarization of Americans and the breaking down of dialogue and decency between the constituencies of both parties. Not that the parties themselves are any better; they pretend to be against each other so that no legislation that would benefit the average American citizen will pass, meanwhile they’re always able to compromise when it comes to legislation that will benefit their billionaire donors.

[@KrimsonVagus]

Well well, attractive blonde lady is indeed quite attractive. I did not see that coming LOL

[@PERFECTIONlSM]

Kristen Wiig's Greta Van Susteren and Jason Sudeikis' Glenn Beck are on point haha

[@alishiraz9979]

Kristen Wiig is like the Meryl Streep of SNL. She just cannot be bad at anything... she is always amazing and impressive 👏

[@aquamarine99911]

And she can be crazy attractive, or weird looking, whatever the skit calls for. No ego in that lady.

[@marksoquetjr4693]

The crying Glen Beck was on point

[@marcingoryca]

I wanna tell You all a story...there is a woman... there is a woman... there is a woman, oh God... there is A woman... oh God ah... there is a woman, I promise myself I wouldn't cry...ah... there is a woman... oh God... there is a woman named Kristen Wiig and she is PURE GENIUS!

[@gezblair]

I wouldn’t cry

[@iamjakt]

Love the one person clapping at repealing DADT.

[@PalmurcioWorld]

We need more of Atractive Blonde Lady!

[@br0k3nman]

Abby Elliot never got enough air... :(

[@mrlego611]

"oh and LIVE FROM NEW YORK ITS SATURDAY NYAAAAAAAAAAAA...." I couldn't breathe.

[@BoyAditya]

I finally understood that "Will from Will and Grace, not Jack" reference 🤣 love Jack and Karen 🤣

[@lennyh.w5606]

oh god, there was a man

[@plocktontr]

Sudeikis' Glenn Beck should get maybe 3 Emmys, or four

[@ljm792]

"Oh my god look out behind you!"

[@oskarlibelle1769]

Sudeikis is brilliant in this

[@MP-zf7kg]

"attractive blonde lady" perfectly done. just perfectly done.

[@titaniumdiveknife]

There was a man....

[@phineassmith7625]

PROTIP

[@MrsPinkmuffinify]

There is no I in Liberty!!!

[@mustafasaifuddin7831]

jason sudeikis !!

[@prim6162]

i can watch kristen wig any day lolest she is the queen

[@lauraminet6259]

Kristen Wiig kills it! She's the best

[@aquamarine99911]

The "east to west" sight gag was perfect. I regret to say I didn't fully appreciate her genius while she was on the show. But after I noticed that every time I saw her in a movie (always in a supporting role), she absolutely stole the scene.

[@volantiad]

Wow, "The Tea Party:" 'member them? Quaint.

[@TheBlarggle]

They never left. They just rebranded as Alt-Right.

[@mysteryman7877]

Is he breaking character? Nah, that’s just gay Glenn Beck. Nobody asked, he didn’t tell.

[@lyndsayw5843]

Sudekis does a perfect Beck

[@95wateva]

I finally understand why everyone hates FOX News xD

[@morelife4127]

lol welcome.

[@95wateva]

Oh yes absolutely. I have herd the dissenting views. The conclusion is Fox is an idiot. Kthanxbye

[@95wateva]

Because you are not personifying your comment at all...

[@fatdad64able]

NizzyNizerson :SNL got you good, hahaha. It kicked you right in the crotch, as butthurt as you react, lol.

[@glittergrasshopper1144]

NizzyNizerson someone is a triggered conservative snowflake

[@nodnarb3540]

The way that she shifted her crooked mouth from east to west was brilliant.

[@xandermcn]

is Glenn Beck really like that? that's hilarious.

[@canaisyoung3601]

Yes

[@remoobko8440]

​@@canaisyoung3601 What do you mean "really like that". He hasn't. been. on TV. for years. Whats with you dorks and your "pretend it's 2009 forever" thing.

[@youtube.com-handle]

Fox news never been so entertaining.

[@alexonline2340]

the attractive blonde lady bit was pure gold

[@sketchandobserve]

Pinky swear HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@ticnatz]

I have to now admit, that I missed most of this cast's years. I lost interest, and accessibility to, these years (being overseas). I'm catching up now......

[@juezna]

i come here every now and then for that spot on greta impression. Kristen wiig is the best

[@LlyodLlwelleyn]

More attractive blonde lady!

[@hypnocil10]

great impression

[@Solosational]

Kristen Wiig is comedy gold..!!

[@phoebsc5993]

So, what do you have to say blonde, attractive lady...PMSL...so fricking funny! All my faves, Kristen, Jason- I really hope that SNL has them back this season for a guest slot! I miss them!

[@gangstamatchia25]

Is that La Resistance's entrance theme??

[@TheKennyboy92]

yes.. yes it is

[@Creative-ik5xm]

She’s amazingly talented. Great skit too.

[@Texaslawhorn]

Kristen is so good at impressions.

[@jimd7875]

That is so Fox Mentality 🤣

[@naliaclifford7776]

Jason’s script: there was a man x32

[@EvilFookaire]

Not sure how I've never seen this one before today. And.... her arents picked Attractive Blonde Lady's name quite well... quite a fitting name...

[@marvelousjoe5819]

Kristen is a freakin genius.

[@lilithabolani7282]

Kristen Wiig 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fabiobonetta5454]

Wiig's timing is a thing of beauty

[@LeWildSister]

LOL Jason though ❤

[@haironhishead]

Probably the best impression of a Fox News host 🙌

[@kissmyassbitch5828]

thats how i tell story 😂

[@DanielSingsAlot]

I find the lace on everyone's wigs very distracting

[@brianpraul9758]

Sudeikis do be looking like Rand Paul tho

[@navrroboy]

Abby looks so good here😉😎😍😘She's funny and such a hottie

[@michaelceraaaaa]

Kristen and Jason were amazing in this

[@YaMomsOyster]

You know what, here in Australia our military-taxes are paying for a soldiers sex changes/breast enhancement surgeries.. But I guess that’s just normal human conditions that needs treatment. But this countries fu….

[@Davedude111]

Brilliant satire here

[@winifredokpanku6853]

I died at glen

[@SatanRomps]

American Dad ruined me. Now I'm singing "Ollie North! Ollie North!" 😆

[@ryzki_wiryawan]

Its La Resistance theme

[@someguyIvan]

with Kirsten Wiig i am in love

[@1abi07]

Does the attractive blond lady represents megyn kelly???

[@CorporateG0th]

Doubt it. Megyn Kelly's the only named cast in the Fox aryan swimteam, incidentally also the only one who doesn't need to scrum with the team to find the door out of the room.

[@TCt83067695]

shes not that atractive!

[@OldRaver]

Could be one of about 20 off the shelf white aryan blondes they roll out of their factory, but I'd guess this is the Elizabeth Hasselback/ Heather Childs ilk...

[@511CyYoung]

WWE’s La Resistance theme at the start

[@carlospaniagua3883]

Bruh they're using the Rene Dupree theme song

[@LeeBee-hs6mj]

Jason Sudeikis as Glenn Beck 🙌

[@TallSilentGuy]

4:55 "I'm not driving a Mini Metro."

[@raegorz]

Oh my lord Abby Elliot.

[@KigurumiInuyasha]

Hey. Where’s La Resistance? I heard their entrance theme.

[@davidkorn1849]

accurate af

[@jedumalagan6632]

I was already laughing even before kristen started talking🤣

[@vaibhavgurung5585]

I felt so bad for mr. Gibbs. xD He seemed to be the only intelligent person and they cut him off! LOL!

[@uttaradit2]

more attractive blonde lady please......

[@javathehunt790]

0:07 Abby Elliott with those come hither eyes... 😍😍😍

[@kamoebeauty124]

Kristen kinda sounds like Jane Lynch :D

[@NexusKin]

As well as Jody Foster.

[@daniel1wantedtowin]

the best of the best!

[@seededsoul]

1:28 that hits hard after our official loss in Afghanistan

[@nancyneyedly4587]

Kristen Wiig's character sounds a bit like Katherine O'hara to me here

[@Granitetron]

Gilli grew up to be a fox correspondant!!

[@christinamorton2058]

Wow. Yet another impression Kristen nails.

[@TheMangomelon789]

Everyone who liked the Glenn beck impression should go find John Stewart's glenn Beck impression.

[@aloshyreji4313]

Brilliant

[@mariareniam5333]

I love Kristen Wiig!!!!!

[@JeevatSingh]

Slippery Well Lubricated Slope

[@lolitahidalgo1338]

Bring back Kristen Wiig on SNL

[@reggie93441]

Lol...I miss Kristen Wiig..hahahha

[@HakuYuki001]

Even though that was a Glenn Beck parody, it really came across as a Jordan Peterson one.

[@bugeyed]

Love Abby Elliot