Jay Mohr Monologue - NASCAR Sprint Cup Awards Banquet 2013

Jay Mohr has the NASCAR crowd in stitches with the opening monologue for the 2013 NASCAR Spring Cup Series Awards Banquet.

[@jasonsaulter3807]

Jeff Gordon is a trooper, he should give Danica some lessons.

[@Leuel48Fan]

Wow, this guy is hilarious! There were awkward moments, but he had killer punchlines! And he knows his NASCAR

[@urumax2003]

sup buddy #JJ #6PACK #DOMINATOR hahahahah

[@Leuel48Fan]

urumax2003 Hell Ya! #JTV #6Pack

[@peter021169]

You are an idiot, Jay Mohr.

[@phelpsmarc]

Danica and Ricky look like they'd rather get an IRS audit than sit through Jay's Monologue. They had to know they were perfect fodder.

[@AlleghenyRunner]

Jay killed it! Who killed the crowd? I've never seen so many uptight people in all my life!

[@AlleghenyRunner]

Great to know that it wasn't just me!

[@zhomesandland]

Awesome show. To bad Danica takes herself a little to serious!

[@robertferguson7804]

EVERY woman takes themselves too seriously. Women don't have a sense of humor. Well, that's not entirely true. They laugh at ridicule jokes so long as it is the failure of someone else.

[@BlazingGlory53]

Danica Patrick disliked this video.

[@gandjproductions3734]

William Marsh okay

[@Whereyahidin]

OH WOW!!!! Wonder how she's feeling now.....lol

[@oliveiradmdiogo]

That one hurt me

[@CJohnson301]

25 times

[@zachdenton4612]

loved the Danica jokes

[@Racer57]

Wayyyyyy better than Drew Carry. Can we have Jay back next year? I was looking forward to a roast of Logano and Kenseth

[@freyracer5650]

I hope Jay Mohr can come back in 2019!!

[@johnmorello1547]

Jay Jay you killed it brotha!!!

[@zacharym.t8225]

He accidentally called Matt Kenseth mark Martin at 4:17

[@Ragoldiesfan]

"Or do what Jeff Gordon did, win four and then quit". LOL Greg Biffle's reaction to that one was really funny too. By the way, Danica has no sense of humor whatsoever!

[@dirtroad30]

WOW, what a stuffy uptight room. Relax and laugh, you drive cars for a living.

[@umustdv81]

I'm becoming a Jay fan. That was funny stuff. Well done.

[@speedzonefilms]

Biffles face at 12:25 killed me ahahaha

[@exodus1960]

Gordon loved it when Bowyer got roasted

[@MrReesiesPieces]

Loved the Jeff Gordon jokes lol

[@Leuel48Fan]

"Win 4 then quit!" Lol Glad this guy is back for the 2014 banquet!

[@NickyD]

how was he this year

[@sipherion4288]

Still waiting for Gordon care

[@gosujnakonfederacje9055]

I don't even watch nascar, but this monologue was hilarious! great job

[@good24]

I like how they turn the camera on jeff when bowyer was picked on

[@Boneychuck]

Nice move Mohr, moving to Danica after calling Kenseth Mark Martin, twice

[@chiefsonic24]

This guy is funny as hell. He should come back next year awards

[@jptvi1]

Great monologue. I wanna like Danica so bad but she wont let me!

[@kerenzuniga8385]

This was amazing he needs to be there every year he made my night!

[@StarscreamGirl95]

Wow Danica really she just looks like," Ugh I can't believe he's coming after me"

[@lukethetileguy]

In a room full of GOATS, Jay Mohr everyone.

[@blakedurham9202]

Hey, if you take 3 days away from 2 months with 31 days and 2 days away from all the rest but February, you get Jeff Gordonary!

[@aj_theshark]

It was funny until he made a joke comparing Gordon's four championships to Johnson's six. If it weren't for the Chase, Gordon would be the 6-time champ, and Johnson would be Mr. 3-Time. And that's based on the old points system without the Chase.

[@rcracer8872]

@@NitroAlley what difference does it make Jimmie Johnson and jeff Gordon combined are still not as good as my favorite driver all-time Dale Earnhardt

[@ryanderke8678]

That just means Gordon wasn’t good enough to win in the Chase, he had as good of a chance as anybody else did.

[@turbokart3776]

Ricky looks like he's dead inside. I guess you would be if Danica's boyfriend 😂😂😂

[@ericfenske4210]

Jay's delivery is the best!

[@brownbuffalo3411]

FSU in the national championship. Man I miss those days.

[@lovedean1]

I don't see what you guys are talking about... I saw all the drivers laughing!! The only one I didn't see laughing was Danica and Stenhouse jr..... These people are not stuck up, go watch NASCAR after the lap and you will see that they are anything but stuck up!!!

[@mrscreamervocals2111]

I"m literally crying Lmfao

[@bighawklob2694]

Hahaha I love seeing ppl who take themselves way too seriously being made to feel uncomfortable. Get over yourselves DRIVERS!!!

[@MrCamera12]

Danica wasn't happy

[@Dalton1294]

Watch a little bit of this last night, saw him, and just died laughing

[@djangomandingo7211]

I love me some Jay!

[@9_of_9]

some seriously annoying ego's in that room...

[@gloryhallelujah160]

Wow Danica smile at least

[@showtime1285]

Anybody know the name of the band n song of jay mohr sports radio show? ...

[@mikehorton100]

would have been nice if while talking about the 2nd place driver matt kennseth he would have said that instead of mark martin...

[@luvbft1]

I don't watch a ton of NASCAR, but Jay Mohr is fantastic. Danica Patrick needs to lighten the F up!!

[@5starcomment]

Dana Kirkpatrick needs to lighten up...

[@betsjuso]

I laughed so hard I woke up the house, I loved the Jeff Gordon jokes. He laughed to, better than Danica Patrick looking like she had the worse fight with her boyfriend or her dog died. I have seen Danica on talk shows, Jay Leno etc and she makes fun of herself.

[@jkammes902]

danica the anna kornacova of racing!!!

[@Mitchp93]

hahaha Jeff Gordonary!

[@hamletp]

They love to give themselves awards but are so insecure it's I amazing. These are jokes. Lighten up.

[@remaster1981]

My goodness, why so serious? The ppl in that room need to get a grip my goodness. Since when did nascar drivers become so pompous and elitist like? Just amazing how times have changed. I did notice some drivers not taking themselves so seriously like gordon, keselowski, logano, bowyer, waltrip, biffle and harvick. Hell even the busch brothers were laughing and having fun. Although is it any surprise miss sparkle pony and Ricky acted so high and mighty? Goodness lighten up....

[@2tuff.saints]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@jackr8039]

crowd was AWFUL. good stuff jj

[@reachforthetop3224]

Wow, humourless audience.

[@NikolaiPCulp]

BREAKING NEWS: another hour of this will be added in honor of jeff Gordon

[@jeffreyknight3884]

I believe Jay was rubbing it in towards Danica about Jimmie Johnson wins. Danica need to laugh at herself. Look happy and have some fun.

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

The ring hat should be gold shouldnt it?

[@justinsullivan1471]

Is that blond girl with Kurt Busch the girlfriend he beat up?

[@phelpsmarc]

Justin Sullivan yes, that is the girl he ALLEGEDLY beat up

[@chaseelliottfan9500]

4:37 A LONGER PIT STOP THEN TO SIGN UP FOR OBAMACARE

[@incaguaya]

I know your not used to being this close to the front

[@MrDream5]

Jeff Gordon 4 Winston Cup Championships J.Johnson 6 lucky dog Championship,.....................Big difference!!!!

[@phelpsmarc]

Boyer has a hot wife

[@user-gu1hl2kx2k]

+Mark Phelps low standard eh?

[@jaredtully1198]

I noticed when jay mohr when he meant to say Matt Kenneth he said mark Martin LOL like jay mohr we get the jokes but I don't think that's a joke

[@Raff2992]

jeff was getting roasted like no tomorrow

[@Butters5ify]

might have been a little awkward for Harvick sitting across from Childress during his joke ehh who cares

[@johnstuart5367]

Fun shit her

[@gandjproductions3734]

When they apploded for keslowski Kyle Busch didn't Applod but his wife did ha ha

[@troyjohnson7781]

Mark Martin 7 wins?

[@piratelover64]

He meant Matt Kenseth

[@richiewells25]

2:06 lol

[@sneezabonk]

I bet the Indy drivers found this funny.

[@RahmianOCody]

classic comic.

[@wolfman21]

I thought Jay was great. I knew it was gonna be awkward when he started talking about Danica. Especially when I saw her face. Oh well...too bad they couldn't take a few laughs at their expense. Sad to take yourself that serious...especially when you know what you're getting into when you get into it.

[@romansans1]

“Female women ladies”.

[@nubianclassic]

wtf does this have to do with nascar?

[@RichardPeterShon]

Oh its another left turn! Lol

[@wbaggett78]

one glass of milk.. too much to ask

[@reyliruiz5525]

LOL

[@hangingwithkate1444]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@linnemeyerhere]

That is funny stuff and poor Danica she just has never developed an ability to take a verbal punch and keep smiling. She had to know that Jay would work his way around to her oh well we've all known that she just has no humor for being the token.

[@aschticleofflouride]

Do these people know how to laugh? Or is turning left the only thing they're comfortable with...

[@JRFrancisco20088]

This guy should do all those stupid award shows.

[@swiperboysb6897]

in this pc world, a man is not allowed to poke funny at a woman

[@8bud500]

So cheesy it stinks like limburger........the cheesy humorousless roasting the dormant humorouslessness

[@redsoxrok34]

OK so not only can she not stay on the lead lap she also no sense of humor. Other than the whole hot-in-a-bikini thing what exactly does she have going for her? Gordon took WAY more heat than she did and he's laughing. Harvick's laughing. Johnson's laughing. Logano and Kenseth are laughing. Hell even the Busch brothers are laughing. She's the only one in the room with a negative attitude. Here's another one I just thought up: "the only way Danica gets near the front of the pack is if they all stop and shift into reverse."

[@zidane5527]

The Jeff Gordon bits were funny. The rest....not so much.

[@davidanderssonify]

Fernando Alosno is an athlete not people who drive around and arond all the time.

[@Badger65]

Ferndando Alonso also drives around and around all day. Just because he has more corners than these drivers doesn't make him any more of an athlete. Get a grip bro

[@aaronhenderson4229]

Thats weird becuase many F1 and indy car and v8 supercar drivers have came to nascar and sucked. Such as redbull racing. They came to nascar and had to quit because they sucked so bad.

[@davidanderssonify]

+Aaron Henderson Alonso beat Michael Schumacher so yeah thats pretty good

[@CornPopWazABadDude]

This guy fell off the face of the planet (Jay Mohr)

[@NickyD]

nascar drivers don't have humor at all look at danica

[@kipkennedy6464]

+Nicky DeGirolamo I am a sasha banks Thank You Daniel Bryan bayley paige guy Correction . Danica is terrible. The rest seem A OK.

[@NickyD]

danica is legit the worst

[@BluntmanAZ]

These Nascar people have no sense of humor, race car driving robots...

[@waveless96]

Jay Mohr, the worst comedian I've ever heard. SO GLAD when his run doing the ceremony was over. Like freaking nails on the chalkboard.

[@caseybutterworth6012]

Yawn!!!

[@realdealaneil]

Terrible. Please don't do this again