Frank Reynolds aint no kid diddler

[@Bentami]

Thanks for 1 Million views! and FRANK WAS NOT ON EPSTEINS ISLAND! 😂

[@SureBuddy]

You need to write a song about it so people know. "I wasn't on Epstein's island. Those broads were too young. I only ship in women who are older than my daughter" Something like that

[@lukaszwodzynskiHNB]

Well he was, but he didn't partake in any of the kid diddling

[@DevonPhoenix]

I laughed so hard!!!

[@lunamoona89]

There is no quicker way for people to think you were on Epstein's island than by writing a song about it

[@adlilzafri2322]

He was there but he was only there for the snorkling

[@riceballdonut847]

Frank may lack ethics, but he aint no diddler.

[@tayzk5929]

He diddles grown whores only

[@aaronstark5060]

I think for Frank it’s less an issue of morality and more that he really doesn’t want people to think that about him.

[@NotALiberalSoSkipYourScript]

@@aaronstark5060 Exactly. He’s fine with it just doesn’t want people to know. Like he is with slave/child labor, murder, and sexual assault. But he’s so darn charming…

[@aaronstark5060]

@Muh Election was stolen Great, now I have to write a song about how I definitely do not diddle kids.

[@rhov1422]

And that's the way it is.

[@landotucker]

Frank Reynolds' little beauties is one of my favorite episodes. The moment he comes on stage looking like the penguin (minus the nose), insisting he's not attacted to the kids, is one of the top sunny moments imo.

[@corsojames]

"You bang the dead bodies?" is all time

[@mdflorida1233]

It's classic. Easily a top 10.

[@DavidAlejandroYT]

The crocs with the suit is a sweet little bow on top of (or rather, on the feet of) the gift that is Frank Reynolds.

[@landotucker]

@@DavidAlejandroYT Shit, I never noticed the crocs before! Good spot

[@sjisjsissk]

And that’s the way it is!

[@ymmij388]

"She was bitch but she was old, and I never had a problem getting it up with her." True poetry

[@afrank198]

Lmao!! I still laugh at that and I’ve seen that scene a thousand times. If you put yourself in the audience place, there is zero context for them. 😂😂

[@PJWB]

“What is this?!” From the lady in the crowd is a hysterical response too

[@ymmij388]

@@PJWB Yes it is

[@WVUer21]

If I out-live her, this will be my eulogy of my ex-wife, too, Frank.

[@lilbig2462]

😅😅😅

[@derekwestbrook9383]

I like he describes her daughter as “the Korean broad?” And she goes “you’ve seen her?”

[@thomasrussell4674]

Yeah I thought that was hilarious, especially in the light of the information that immediately followed

[@yggdrasil2]

Also a weird question to aska Korean person about their offspring lol

[@dogwelderyt]

thats a guy

[@TheIvasyl]

I think the word "the" is the post powerful one in there

[@lhays117]

I love how the parents taking the kids to park completely ignored that there was a senior citizen dressed in nothing but his underwear trapped in the jungle gym.

[@skaetur1]

It was not cloudy in Philadelphia that day.

[@sansore8868]

Just another day in Philly

[@OnionZest]

Coil*

[@ButtersWithALoadedGun]

Only in Philly baby!

[@anarchist135]

Hey don’t forget he’s wearing crocs! That’s what makes them realize “oh he’s cool.”

[@Ch4osKing66]

Frank may be batshit insane but he don't touch kids, respect.

[@mollymcdade4031]

Considering Charlie’s history, it’s nice they have a father-son relationship. #FrankProtectCharlieFromUncleFrank

[@ramonavirusmusic]

@@mollymcdade4031 you mean uncle jack, right?

[@JoeyP946]

even a mad man has his limits

[@giseii]

idk what it is but there is something that is inherently hilarious about a guy who we know isn't a kid diddler, ending up being seen as a diddler in every scenario.

[@Mentelgen-1337]

The guy has some Standards.

[@Mentelgen-1337]

And I am retarded.

[@nostalgiamostalgia0319]

Such hypocrisy & itony

[@NotALiberalSoSkipYourScript]

My favorite song: Stay away from kids! Don’t diddle kids! It’s no good! There’s no future in it! Then later: Fill me up with cream I don’t care! I’m dead!

[@StinkyGreenBud]

@@Mentelgen-1337 He's all about them whooores.

[@spartan113ish]

Not only did Frank block the shot, he made sure to expose his tank top underneath on purpose.

[@KW-de9sc]

He disabled the crowds lust and hornyness with his sheer unattractiveness. *Brilliant*

[@Fel1xF7W]

petty sure he just did that to add to the barrier unless there was a joke and it went over my head

[@annieweckert6113]

@@Fel1xF7WI think it made him be in the wet top contest. Cos it was a white singlet

[@pat2rome]

The shot of the whole stage with Danny DeVito being just a couple inches taller than all the kids has me dying laughing every time.

[@tinobemellow]

It's extraordinary. Man's a hobbit in real life.

[@krystofcisar469]

thats the best part of that episode :D

[@Jethro7e]

"Diddler" has to have the most unbalanced and funniest word to definition ratio in the whole dictionary.

[@striderreborn1467]

I prefer using the term since it's somewhat comical while getting point across without saying the M-word.

[@AJ0223]

​@@striderreborn1467you mean molestation

[@hamletksquid2702]

It's a prison term, and a death sentence in a riot.

[@CollinMcLean]

@@striderreborn1467 Charlie:Molester?

[@beeeeeesbury]

"fiddler" in Europe

[@vasvas8914]

The whole Sun Li scene is packed with moments of random hilarity: - Dennis saying incredible cruel things about Charlie out of nowhere - Frank unbuttoning his shirt even he had absolutely no reason for it - Dennis still spraying water on wet Frank - 12 year old girl clearly played by a grown woman

[@Coreyliverpool8842]

Plus the fact Frank is also wearing a white tank top 🤣

[@matthewklahn3204]

How does the person being a grown woman make it funnier? This insistence on lying for comfort people have is weird

[@rpichinine]

I think that thing about the actress being a grown woman is just an extension of a previous joke they've made about not being able to tell asians' age based on how they look

[@ching8563]

@@matthewklahn3204 because she obviously doesn’t look 12. that’s the whole joke

[@pat2rome]

@@matthewklahn3204 "This insistence on lying for comfort people have is weird" elaborate?

[@ZJasmineDragon]

I love how he looked like he was back in his penguin costume

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Thought he'd bite a nose

[@dannysplace7]

The bit with the black blood with his bleeding nose is a penguin reference as well.

[@origamipein18]

You noticed that, too? 😮

[@unidentifiedgodofdankstruc1510]

Just remember, the Penguin DOES NOT diddle kids!

[@WaldoTheWombat]

It's what they we're going for right?

[@Gilbert_Dice_Gottfried]

“Do not diddle kids~ It’s no good diddling kiids~” What a catchy tune.

[@mr_pigman1013]

drake

[@bavarianplaguedoctor]

In the UK there was a major bust on rape gangs ran by immigrants, considering there’s a people who would assume that all immigrants would be complicit in these rape gangs; there is a non zero chance an immigrant fan of it’s always sunny thought of this if they got grilled by one of those people

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I don't thinkt they could ever get anyone anywhere near as good as DeVito to play Frank. I mean it's clear that the character is written for him, it's pure comedy gold.

[@magellanicraincloud]

Which is what makes it so interesting to me that he was essentially forced on them - it was either add Danny to the cast or get cancelled... And it was a perfect combination.

[@JoeKing69]

I love Danny and THIS is easily his best work. He's my favorite character and anything he does is in this is just pure genius.

[@R.444-]

You can always tell he’s just having a good time and I love that for him. He don’t know how many years on this earth he’s got left and he’s getting real weird with it

[@PhilGillisDoctor]

@@magellanicraincloud are you dumb or dumb?

[@magellanicraincloud]

@@PhilGillisDoctor not quite sure what you're talking about chum. Talking about the making of the show Rob McElhenney said exactly what I just relayed.

[@nolanrux7866]

I love how frank automatically assumes the position too “Oh that’s it! I’m done, I’m going away…”

[@olknoxlo]

I love the adults at the playground don’t seem concerned at the older man in his underwear. It’s like he’s only visible to us.

[@SM-ok3sz]

He’s harmless. He wouldn’t diddle a fly.

[@ladyofnoxus6733]

I mean he's contained lol 😂

[@yurppuright8216]

Idk why “mans a diddler” is such a funny phrase 😂

[@deadmeatjb]

Whos mans is a diddler?

[@unclestarwarssatchmo9848]

You have many english to learn friend

[@allyrose6437]

@@unclestarwarssatchmo9848 what are you on about that's the exact line

[@kungfubrandon6886]

@@unclestarwarssatchmo9848 ?

[@jaybone2321]

Welp, woooooah that’s it 🤣

[@Sparklenuts]

5:25 I love how he accepts that he's going to jail hahaha

[@Tailssonic1999x]

The cast actually explain in an interview given as an extra in the dvd boxset, this is because he actually was a diddler. It's never mentioned in the show, but part of his backstory is that he got a 14 year-old girl pregnant when he was 36.

[@Terminated_Account]

@@Tailssonic1999xget tf out of here, no way thats true. Link that shit

[@tariqmohamed]

Frank Reynolds is one of those rare instances when studio executives changed a show for the better

[@MrAatami]

The executives liked the show, but it didn't do so well, they wanted a well known actor to boost the ratings, luckily Danny's daughter was a fan of the show already. She also has been on the show a couple of times.

[@kc1john]

The first season was still very good even without Frank. But he definitely improved the show as a whole.

[@GamerSlayer5000]

Can't get over the fact that all the little girls are just as tall as Frank 4:43

[@TheArcher101]

Watching him interact with kids is always funny - he's the same size but so much older and grouchier 😂

[@Partylizard1]

Hahaha

[@samsnothavingit2788]

“Which one of these talented uhh entertainers.. WHO I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO AT ALL, will be the winner, AND IM NOT ATTRACTED TO ANY OF EM, NONE OF EM ... AND THATS THE WAY IT IS” brings actual tears into my eyes I laugh so hard every time, Danny devito is a blessing to this world lmao

[@robertmittoniii5427]

I love how he indirectly helped get an actual diddler arrested

[@amaurythewarrior]

apparently the actress playing sun-li was 32. she obviously didn't look 12, but i would not have guessed 32.

[@arifahmedkhan9999]

How old was she then The episode is from the 2000s

[@amaurythewarrior]

@@arifahmedkhan9999 that's my point, she was 32 at the time. not now obviously.

[@irateeverything351]

That's because Frank doesn't diddle little kids.

[@Goldussst]

The episode is from 2011 , she was born in 1983. So she was 28

[@KomiMoonWizard]

​@@Goldussst 2007

[@cshimp10]

"Older than my wife, older than my daughter, something like that" *panicked breathing* I love Danny Devito..

[@cantaloupegodling352]

I love how Frank just gets on the ground when the Cops arrive. He's just accepted he's going to jail for this because there is no positive spin for it.

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

"Child beauty pageants are an American tradition....just not a very proud one"

[@MPHswayze]

Welcome, to our legitimate-- show of kids.

[@PhantomEagle..]

If I was a dictator I would ban child beauty pageants they are absolutely disgusting and an embarrassment to my country

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

@@PhantomEagle.. Honestly that would be for the best.

[@striderreborn1467]

"Toddlers & Tiaras" in a nutshell.

[@ZatchZXman]

I saw the scene and- I should've not watched while eating because I almost vomittee

[@delcarm]

4:35 good to see The Penguin is keeping busy during retirement

[@glitchedoom]

I thought "Wow, he looks just like The Penguin!" for a second until my brain started working again.

[@HawkinaBox]

He really does look like the Penguin without the makeup on 😂

[@DavidAlejandroYT]

1:12 “Korean broad?” “You seen her!?” The look of optimism on Mr. Kim’s face with the delivery shouldn’t be as funny as it is holy shit lmao

[@TheJeevo92]

He certainly isn't. He may be a depraved freak, but he DOES care enough to not exploit kids. Respect.

[@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287]

Well, not sexually molesting them anyways. Now, running a sweat shop is open game for him.

[@sockpuppet7881]

Pretty sure he put dead vietnamese kids in soup if I recall...

[@White_Wrath]

He exploits them just not sexually. He makes them work in sweatshops tho lol

[@deathstramy7272]

Low bar dude😂

[@mangosteak]

​@@deathstramy7272 even criminals have some standards. There is a reason pedofiles rarely survive prison

[@Plunkcown]

its easy to forget how short Danny Devito is at 4'10" until you see him being pretty much the same height as literal children

[@HeWhoIsNamedPatrick]

The fact you have moms pushing kids in swing while Frank is begging to get out makes it that much more hilarious

[@johnl6192]

“Look, I didn't come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!”

[@xxxx85]

The way he says "I'm not attracted to any of them! None of them!" just in the passing when presenting the show cracks me the hell up 🤣

[@Jesus-ml8cz]

What a performance by 4:25 Danny Devito. Just the erratic behavior and nervousness, the outfit, fucking love it. Absolutely nailed it. But he’s no kid diddler.

[@jadechaos666]

somehow this is still more legit than the real kid beauty pageants. they usually don't arrest the people and just let them keep going so it's even better

[@0mnicide]

DeVito frantically barging in and tripping at 2:29 might be the hardest I’ve laughed during this shows run.

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Was it in accident and they put on the script or was it always in the script ? Is fucking hysterical

[@alanmonteros6432]

This one seems to be in the script but apparently DeVito keeps falling while filming lmao

[@More-Cowbell-SlideGuitar-Harp]

If it wasn't for the great Danny DeVito, I'd never have discovered this great show. First time I watched this show in '09 & saw Danny on it, I was hooked & have been watching ever since. Easily one of the Greatest shows ever

[@xXHurdyGurdyManXx]

Same here

[@digitalghost6665]

5:30 love how he just gives up and accepts whatever happens

[@maxziegenbusch5965]

I like how when Frank is stuck in the coil, the gang has no problem locating him to talk to him lol

[@jimmy_the_squid9456]

"There is no faster way to make people think you diddle kids than by writing a song about it!"

[@oksomynameisjeff4212]

aged well

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Colleen Ballinger incoming

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Drake should have watched Always Sunny

[@MoviesFreeGalore]

Her being a North Korean defector is low-key hilarious

[@cameronmattingly8802]

And her mom looks like Kim il sung😂😂

[@adamjenkins190]

"It's no good diddlin' kids" in song always killed me

[@baileybrian9560]

Frank taught me how to drink wine out of a coke can while on the clock, he's an inspiration to us all ❤

[@mitchellknight]

Glenn almost breaking at 4:13 is so funny to me. Danny is a legend.

[@elronyd3511]

“I was married 20 years , and she was a b**ch but she was old , and I never had a problem getting it up with her” 😂😂😂

[@TheCreedBratton]

Frank stuck in the coil is always hilarious, and I love the cast photo in the end with an ostrich 🤣

[@BrandonPrentice]

4:15 Dennis ALMOST cracked lol

[@somosgenel]

God bless Danny Devito... The man is Hilarious TaXI & IASIP. IASIP was on the verge of being canceled after its first season. The addition of Danny Devito on its second season saved the show.

[@thomasobrien1841]

3:55 Drake meeting with his ghost writers after listening to Not Like Us

[@mattjones8065]

“Man’s a diddler” gets me every time 😂

[@justseewut1tdoo12]

7:18 Literally staring at a mother, shouting "Help, get me out of here!"

[@tr4shst4r]

Omfg I’ve been crying at the im going away part he’s just accepting getting arrested

[@lukelyon1781]

Lol that one that keeps going "bye Frank!! Bye Frank!!" Is so hilarious😂😂😂

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Legitimately shocked that Frank didn't just fire his gun to stop the wet t-shirt contest, feels like something he'd do.

[@cybersosis]

4:56 literally same size with kids. i love it so much

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

Whatever he does, Danny Devito permanently comes across as a just a Funny Little Man in my head. Mischievous sure, but never malicious. Definitely not a kid diddler.

[@RXdash78]

There is no quicker way to make sure people think you are diddling kids than making a supercut about it

[@kevinkline7242]

Always Sunny in Philadelphia is the 21st century equivalent of The Three Stooges.

[@Maryanchyk]

He is a man of high morals and standards

[@HawkinaBox]

“Who I am not attracted to at all.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@blinktwicefast]

3:56 drake rn

[@Grennixx]

LMAOOOO

[@Sp0n937rOn]

The Heart Part 6

[@sugoistalin7809]

The difference is Frank definitely wouldn't diddle kids, whereas Drake definitely does.

[@Greeneggs-pi9ih]

prob all hollywood actors rn

[@MilkDrinker218]

The fact that Frank has that boundary reminds me of how Danny Devito took care of Mara Wilson during the filming of Matilda because her mom was getting treated for cancer. It was sweet. Danny Devito is sweet.

[@dlracer2]

Just absolutely hilarious. Funniest sitcom sketch of all time. Absolutely genius masterpiece.

[@brett_norris]

“Oh great leader, we come to enjoy you. You make sun and moon in the sky. The earth is spinning because of your laughter.”

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

The fact that most of the children are taller than Danny DeVito

[@ailu5165]

5:01 the “okay don’t touch” 😂

[@matthewjarek3026]

3:30 I love that Frank referred to little girls as "broads". He's so weird! 🤣

[@billyeveryteen7328]

I want to know how he got in the coil. Not just Frank, but I want to know how the production team put Danny DeVito in there.

[@Serenity7907]

They talk about it in their latest podcast where Danny is a guest. Originally it was a more open coil so easy to get in, they didn't like that so they took something (can't remember what) painted it the same colour and put it in there to make it seem like he couldn't get out.

[@manfroze]

@@Serenity7907poles

[@fullysickshuffler666]

They talked about how they did it, It’s a custom made coil that’s been cut in half from top to bottom, when filming they simply closed it together and put tape around the joins then painted them blue to look like one complete coil instead of two halves

[@CerebralAilment]

It's a regular playground pole coil with extra poles added once he's in.

[@casinhamagica6383]

magnets

[@jonebert7716]

Danny is such a great actor

[@Wonmanbanned]

I’ve got a pal who is a living legend. He is a multi millionaire and he spends obscene money on make people laugh. He bought a sweet/ candy shop in a little village. Very posh and quaint. He rebranded with a sign of a Victoria boy playing a violin and called the shop….. kiddy fiddler. Amazing

[@lordtennysonspipe1239]

3:27 "I can't, Charlie, it's already goin', it's in motion."

[@Essu_]

I will never forget Frank and I made the exact same face, same reaction to hearing Sun Li's age.

[@TheKitchenerLeslie]

Charlie: I think you broke your nose. Frank: I'm screwed!

[@alexanderstilianov]

Trash Man by night, Anti-Diddler by day.

[@sertorrhenclegane]

That's a nice picture of Dee at the end. They say she looks like a bird, but you get her in the right light, and she just photographs well.

[@Sweepypuppy]

The anti-Colleen Balinger we needed

[@YT_AKai_]

He even tried to make a song just like her

[@iFeelGlee]

the best part of the coil bit is that you can clearly see not only the children but an adult who would absolutely be able to see the fully grown naked man yelling for help.

[@josemedina9623]

This makes it okay that Devito looked after Mara Wilson while her mom was in hospital.

[@marcussmith4913]

I love Frank Reynolds the best.

[@andrewhaywood1262]

Unlike the ex-Subway spokesman, at least the Jersey Mike's spokesman ain't no diddler...

[@beepain6005]

Never noticed Frank's little "ooh!" before making up the song

[@04dram04]

Hilarious, but its pretty wild that any parent would let their kid be in this episode. lol

[@KW-de9sc]

They’ve let kids be in worse.

[@Zotjad]

I assume all the kids were beauty pageants regular, so that It's Always Sunny episode was probably the most wholesome acting/showbiz thing they've ever done.

[@Max_Mousse]

Reminds me of this popular song: 🎼Do not diddle kids🎵 Its no good diddling kids 🎶

[@bucky7162]

Frank on that stage has to be one of the funniest scenes in the entire show 😂 Never fails to make me lol

[@SpaceMissile]

6:29 - "I didn't come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!" this line got me good. lmao

[@Pixeliarmus]

0:49 I love the way dennis smiles because she'll break up with him and says "that's the best god damn part" :D

[@pottedplant420god]

I know a diddler when I see one and that man is not a diddler

[@blinktwicefast]

HOWD YOU BEAT ME TOO IT

[@GordiansKnotHere]

Danny Devito is just plain awesome!

[@lazybelphegore6748]

I am dying for someone to tell me they are pregnant so I can tell them “you better do yourself a favor and flush it out”.

[@Utuubuploader2012]

Charlie’s “whaaaatttt?” At 2:22 might just take the cake. Also, the fact that Danny is the same size as the kids in the pageant just makes it that much funnier, if that’s even possible 😂

[@Rascal-of-War]

"Strange man...titty bar...great investment opportunity" The bad signs were there to begin with really

[@RobertP.Trebor]

Danny Devito looks exactly like the Penguin 😂

[@3p1Kf41L]

he was the Penguin in Batman Returbs

[@Atom-E.B.E.]

That COIL man, it's hilarious all on its own

[@albertoruiz7829]

Just don’t touch me had me dying for a cool min

[@tinobemellow]

The thing I'm most amazed by is the fact that the eight year old girls are only an inch shorter than Danny DeVito.

[@hyicrotai9801]

4:09 will live on

[@gabesarti7184]

Not going to lie, Danny Devito in a suit makes him look like how he looked when playing the penguin.

[@kount1993]

"And that's the way it is." Something so funny about the delivery of that line

[@GlassesAndCoffeeMugs]

danny is a legend for agreeing to do this