Steven Seagal - CUMTOWN Reaction

[@GodlyMenace-_-]

2 of my favorite Asian reactors reacting to my favorite black podcast

[@williamhorton9763]

Flank and Londo.

[@theo1216]

​@@williamhorton9763Frank & Rondo

[@MarcosElMalo2]

😑😑🫥🫥🫥

[@motorcycleboy9000]

"You know what happens to Dog With a Brog!"

[@mattwheatley593]

Can blindfold them with floss

[@haroulawton9210]

when Seagal looks down at that 6 year old and says "wass hapnin" 😭😭😭

[@todoz11]

standard way to introduce yourself to a romanian child

[@xXBigGodXx]

@@todoz11 no thats where the fuck is my wallet

[@peensteen]

@@xXBigGodXx Not IN Romania. It's actually a pretty safe place. Their thieves migrated. They're all over the UK, the rest of the EU, and the US. It seems like there's more Romanian crims in the UK than there are back in Romania. Even in places like Texas there are regular arrests of Romanian identity thieves planting skimmers on card readers.

[@bernieboy]

This video was the reason I started listening to Cumtown over two years ago. I'm now a massive fan and have finished every episode. Nick is a comedic genius. Adam and Stav are great as well

[@axelbaker8737]

Ey me too. This is what got me into the podcast. But of course they ended it shortly after 🙄

[@bernieboy]

@@axelbaker8737 That's cool dude. I pretty much immediately started listening from episode #1 and it took me a long time until I caught up to the new ones. TAFS is still really good imo but Cumtown was a bit funnier when Nick and Stav used to bully Adam nonstop 🐛

[@BennHaze]

Nice! How many eps are there?

[@dudecmonlemmein]

nick is a comedic genius and I'm glad he keeps working. he's also my personal best friend. also I'm gay

[@vhscopyofseinfeld]

Nick is brilliant. It’s too bad his stand-up is dogshit. It blows my mind how talented he is in cumtown but his stage presence & delivery are horrible.

[@theveryworstluck1894]

"Just fattly going around corners." is the funniest sentence I've ever heard.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

As a fat guy, the real problem is the corners seem to move. I keep bumping into them. I could've sworn that corner was 2" inches further away 6 months ago.

[@BigKnecht]

​@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoatwhy would the WEF do this to you?

[@Smettli]

@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat , hahahahahaha xD

[@MtMeadow]

“Fatly” is my new favorite adverb

[@Davon85J]

This is Cumtowns magnum opus 😂😂

[@theholymackerel072]

No. The “Whoopie Cushion/pranks” bit from the episode “Epardy”.

[@Davon85J]

@@theholymackerel072 Epardy is a classic as well for sure

[@havanaradio]

They need to do African parrot and coconut banana fable to complete the cycle

[@JRafaelG]

RoboCop Batman beats this by a smidge.

[@theholymackerel072]

@@Davon85J it’s the best episode of the show. Out of the top ten bits, that episode has at least four in it.

[@amit_patel654]

The wearing sunglasses while looking through a sniper scope killed me 🤣

[@Me-qp8vz]

It stops lens flare! lol

[@alexthrailkill]

“Wassup gay friends?”😂

[@motorcycleboy9000]

Rondo was confused that one video, and now 100% down with it 😂

[@zg9445]

🌈 😊

[@parithian8462]

Hi 😅 I'm gay

[@townsittingman]

Love rondo and Frankenstein reviews (I'm gay)

[@Me-qp8vz]

@@townsittingman So are they.

[@mrconservey]

I love how consistently stoned you guys are in every video, lmao

[@NF-ru8on]

Haha I'm always stoned when I parasocially watch/listen with these 2

[@mtsachs]

I'm so fucking happy you guys are going down the rabbit hole. this was the first bit I ever heard from CT. it's been like half a decade and whenever I'm bored I throw the classic episodes on at work. these fellas have helped me laugh through a lot.

[@tom_shredz]

Never clicked so fast in my life

[@Rallylabs]

“Just fatly going around” really describes him so well.

[@georgefranklin8513]

All of the cumtown movie reviews are gold honestly. One of my favorite bits is the ambulance bit about taking Stav out of the bodega

[@MorphingMandrel]

*radio voice* they doin ass to ass with the ambulance

[@blakebramley9171]

🎙️ 📻:He’s knocking everything off the shelves with his stomach

[@SH4MB0L1C]

whats the name of that video if you dont mind

[@Gyrbae]

Man that ending conversation was polar opposites, I don't think they've ever disagreed this much. Though I must say, I fully agree with Frank. Jean Claude can still do his spin kicks and is still in good shape, while Steven Seagal has stunt doubles to walk stairs for him.

[@benvinar2876]

Look up Sylvester stallone trying to get jean claude and seagal together. They had a beef and stallone called seagal out. I wont ruin it for u. But its funny.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

That was my favorite part, watching Rondo try to stand up for Segal a little and Frank just being "WHAT?!"

[@MonoDde]

100% JCVD still got it. Seagal is a clown.

[@supercalifragilastic_expai9101]

@@Gyrbae bruh what the other dudes name ? He stonededly nods or shrugs or contracts some muscle in his face in a way that acknowledges the camera and then dies laughing the whole time, how is he so high when he smokes everyday

[@milsurprifles]

I saw Segal at a trade show. He is gigantic…fat and tall. He was wearing a Native American suede jacket with fringe and beads all over it with giant padded shoulders. He was also wearing pointy cowboy boots. Lol.

[@wesleystreet]

That's how you know he's white.

[@supercalifragilastic_expai9101]

Russian in association; Native in appropriation

[@LabiaLicker]

"I know what I got"

[@timlois]

Bro when I was kid in the 80s, Steven Segal was my hero. Marked for Death. Above the Law. Under Siege. My 10 year-old ass thought he was the man! It's so funny to look back, and into what he's doing now. He's an insane individual for sure.

[@joshmoats7981]

Cuba Gooding Jr did the same thing with his career.

[@donsolos]

He is just a stone cold narcissist

[@xXDiGiTaLBaThXx]

My half sisters dad was a cop and for some reason he gave me Above the Law on vhs for my 5th birthday 😂. It's easily my favorite of his films

[@OraEtBlavora]

@@donsolos nah, he's just a ''good man''

[@satboyy5031]

Damn not only he got sloppy with the guns and swords but even the movie titles didn't do him justice. Also, that Chinese dude in "A Good Man" is the consulate guy in Rush Hour

[@Jon-yn4pq]

I read this in my head as Segal's slave voice.

[@ThaSlymes]

He was also in Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, just watched again last night and it still holds up. Even the corpse of Brandon Lee could beat Steven in a fight.

[@jaytrace1006]

“A Good Man”, not a good movie…

[@thebluelibra5686]

The 'entenmann's donut goatie' comment has me cryin'...I can't unsee it now. 😂🤣

[@wungabunga]

The sniper bullet denting a flask and not even knocking it out of the target’s hand. 😂

[@Airman1121]

This is the first video I ever saw from them. I was a fan ever since.

[@wesleystreet]

Clangers TV getting his day in the sun again.

[@1ButtonDash]

I can't NOT think I'm looking at Will Sasso doing and impression of Segal lmao

[@highviewbarbell]

its a Post-Sasso world, and we're just livin in it.

[@Cliffyboyy]

@@highviewbarbell Its all i see

[@BusterCherry1]

"Put the Sweet 'n Low back on the table."

[@chilibeer3912]

I’m glad you guys love my friend Nick Er. Truly one of the funniest dudes out there

[@UWHUSKY93]

Thank you so much for reacting to Cumtown clips! Hands down my favorite podcast of all time and seeing you two react to their bits only makes them better. Glad to see Cumtown has not been forgotten about!

[@williamhornabrook8081]

The edit on this video is really good with all the clips from the movies placed over the audio. These high effort clips were what got me into listening to cumtown.

[@OraEtBlavora]

true.

[@jacole1234]

"We, from the Asian deligation, choose... Frankestein's Lab for the 2024 racial draft."

[@peensteen]

Seagal talks like he's trying desperately to get drafted by the Black delegation. Steven Seagal - Given away by Whites.

[@eatdabutt]

Only if we get Shohei Ohtani 👍🏼

[@orenthalsimpson]

Gotta do fiveish

[@justinriley4063]

BRO YES

[@TheGoodChap]

Im also partial to HOMOAB

[@SHSNJROTC]

FINALLY!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!! :)))))

[@reviewbomb85]

The old general is Captain Dale Dye. He's a Vietnam marine captain, and has been a military consultant on just about every major military movie for the past 30 plus years.

[@robertschiller5422]

I am new to Cumtown. the dude telling the stories is talented and hilarious! and the laugh of the other dude is just as great.

[@mr.whisper3338]

Enjoy the journey. lol

[@jaysonspann8042]

This video is the ultimate gate way drug to the Cumtown podcast 😂😂

[@crazydrummer99999]

I'm so glad you guys reacted to this!!

[@appropriatelyinappropriate13]

I shared this with at least 15 people. You guys reacting to this brilliant video makes it better than the original. Hysterical AF.

[@Come_honour_back]

You gotta do their four brothers one….. omfg 😂 literally was crying laughing listening to that one

[@arcarson1253]

I don't think Putin ever thought Seagal would tarnish his good name lol

[@AC-os1he]

Honestly he probably thought having an American actor would be good for his image in the west... At first at least.

[@kostyasedov4754]

Everyone in the west got salty about Seagul because he supports Putin. That's the only reason everyone started making fun of him

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

@kostyasedov4754 Yeah it was definitely nothing to do with all the terrible movies, the code switching, the cultural appropriation or the decades of taking advantage of young actresses 😂

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

@@TheOrlandoTrustfull The fact that you think anyone actually cares about "cultural appropriation" is hilarious.

[@SirButtRichardson]

@@kostyasedov4754if any of his government sponsored speeches read like genuine support to you then you might actually be a simple. Dudes reading from scripts and sounds like a POW reading North Korean propaganda. Bro would be blinking Morse code for help if he was smart enough to know how.

[@Bob-vc6ug]

Man, I was crying 🤣😂😂🤣

[@supercalifragilastic_expai9101]

"Man, steven segal is a national tresure" "Doesnt he like putin?" "Yeah, to each his own ig"

[@reviewbomb85]

All this movies are the word titles: "Sniper Special ops" "A Good Man" "Code of Honor"

[@DonGiggity]

Steven Seagal called out some Kung Fu Masters and they accepted and then he took it back!!😂😂😂😂

[@havanaradio]

Brutal that old man looks 100% like Nick in 10 years 🤣

[@OraEtBlavora]

my first tought when I saw the guy, before Nick calling was roasting him, was ''this dude looks like Nick''. And a minute after, Nick calls him a hobo 😂

[@Arnuuld]

Steven Seagull went from being Chinese to being black, just like that. Amazing talent

[@kingofoblivion1822]

Nick may be the funniest person on a podcast that can just riff and rant about any topic brought up

[@TheGwydion777]

How did I miss this? It's hilarious!

[@josh-kf2rd]

clangerstv

[@justintuisamoa4191]

My best friend Nick talking about movies is my favorite

[@seijunsejuki]

You know, as many of their reaction videos as I've seen, I don't think I've once seen the guy on the left open his eyes 😂

[@DevEastVan]

Shit I lost it at 7:43 when he takes down the dude while sitting in a chair 😅

[@Sprite_525]

6:07 “slave Steven segal” got me 😆

[@TreewwwyYzzerdd]

My favorite blind reactors. ❤

[@adamimberti6948]

It really is nice of them to continue producing this content for us when they're clearly so tired.

[@murrayroodbaard207]

I love those "action heroes coolly walking away from an explosion" shots. Like they wouldn't get shrapnel in their ass or their eardrums blown out.

[@peensteen]

Movies act like explosive overpressure isn't a thing. I wonder how many Hollywood action heroes would be dead or in the hospital with ruptured internal organs.

[@a-gnosis]

def shoutout ClangersTV who edited that masterpiece to go along Cumtown's bit

[@tucsonbandit]

Can't believe this dude watches all these steven seagal movies. lol I have never been able to make it more than 10 min into one.

[@malcolmisk00l]

Nick describing movie plots is so damn entertaining, and Clangerstv does a banger job with their vids

[@ericcook5416]

This was amazing, I needed that!

[@bri9498]

You guys make me watch Steven Segal movies now! 😂

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

We got ‘em onto ClangersTV finally. “Bad Movies” next?

[@theomen7665]

Worlds are colliding

[@carlsvrd1098]

"fatly walks around a corner" should be the meme of the decade

[@davidzabel5195]

I met Steven Seagal once and he told me it was the best experience of my life.

[@peteyalyanak]

gotta do “ Tony Soprano Will Never Find Love” 🫡

[@orangehaw]

hahahahaha "he is the opposite of a national treasure"

[@amellowblue]

"And that's Steven Seagal's definition of a good man" is a crazy punchline lmao

[@derekaustin3744]

Steven Segal sounds like "I used to be a sous chef back in San Anton...collar up some greens" 😂😂😂

[@harrydavey9884]

😂😂😂

[@harrydavey9884]

I think the line is a "sig saucier"

[@ryanbell3195]

Seagal: "I just read the best script that has ever been written." Rob Schneider: "Oh yeah? Who wrote it?" Segal: "....I did"

[@JTVega]

He played the best villain in Machete. You can tell wasn’t even trying act but kept smiling in that flim.

[@theHardyMonster1984]

The old prospector voice did me in 🤣

[@Choonzord]

8:55 Fatly going around corners

[@cleanmikeandtheboys3165]

Yo this is a crazy crossover of genres for me

[@juantorres-sy9ut]

It was the spring of 2020 I was stuck at home because I had the Rona . While scrolling through YT the algorithm recommends me this random video. Not only could I not breathe because of Covid but beI was laughing so much and because I’m gay!

[@AztecRay]

I love randomly finding great shows lol.

[@hmak5423]

Amazing!

[@drewrooster4254]

“Steven Seagal is a national treasure” “IS HE?”

[@TheTrashStash]

never been a seagal fan, always been more of a charles bronson guy. but i'll even watch chuck norris before seagal.

[@osgiliath1891]

nice to see you guys again. My favorite video you guys did is that with the hood leprachaun. When that man brings his magical flute and its basically a fucking pipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wepzuk6073]

Man you dudes like high as hell.

[@jonathanbostrom2140]

You must be new here

[@Arthur-ek7nd]

You NEED to ddo the Eric Clapton bit. It is their best bit by far.

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

Frank.... Rondo.... You don't understand how happy seeing this in my sub feed made me. It's 11pm and I've had a f**king s**t day. Been asking for this one. Also I am gay.

[@Freiheit1232]

Welcome fellas. Bernie Sanders town hall and Andrew yang bits are amazing

[@carlanderton3rd]

Please review more Cumtown it's the funniest podcast of all-time

[@em23]

Have they done a reaction to space ice?

[@BeazyFaSho]

You guys gotta listen to their "Gay Hotep Michael Douglas" bits. Shit makes me roll.

[@blaketurner7989]

Cumtown Mr. Feeney and Ben Shapiro bit. And the the mecha Eric clapton bit. They're the absolute best😂

[@OraEtBlavora]

''Bill Cosby and kids say the most fucked up things''

[@SMart-db1vr]

This was awesome😂 I want moreeee!

[@cliffroberts1774]

Every once in a while

[@strangebrew1231]

"He's still wearing the sunglasses"

[@005connect9]

It’s really funny to watch two cool chilled out black dudes make peace with gay jokes and shit 😂 this is how we defeat racism!

[@jonathanc4166]

They forgot to mention the get your white ass outta here line in glimmer man. You just know Steven fought for that stupid line to be in the movie. 😂😅

[@SAVAGlNG]

I love these videos man they make my day 😂

[@Guiltyconscience83]

So the channel this came from. Clangers i think it’s called has a bunch of these that are hella funny. Check out the one they did on rainman is super funny, think they also did con air. They sync up the movie with the guys riffing on it and there’s a bunch of them. It’s how I first heard of cumtown.

[@AdeptusChaoticus]

At 12:47 you can see the suffering in her eyes.

[@vincenttrejo9706]

MY GUUUYYSSS!!! So glad yall have discovered Cumtown and the genius that is Nick, Stav and Gay Adam Friedland

[@christopappageorge827]

Bruh is that a triple “smoke detector” chirp in the intro? These dudes high af.

[@LabiaLicker]

wat dat noise?? mf ceiling bird be wildin

[@DaniGerman1499]

He said what’s up gay friends 😂😂😂

[@regib1992]

Steven Seagal is the white Dolemite of combat movies😂😂😂😂

[@hotmail225]

First night of holiday and I am just SO STOKED for this, thank you

[@smdftb8495]

The old colonel in the Sniper flick is Dale Dye. He was actually military and played Col Sink in Band of Brothers.

[@Fluor66]

Wasn't he also a military advisor in Saving Private Ryan? He did a brief appearance in that as well.

[@smdftb8495]

@@Fluor66 I believe so. He's Landsdale in JFK and was in Platoon. Oliver Stone used him quite a bit

[@MrIndiemusic101]

I hope you guy eventually watch the Fiveish video on that same channel. One of Cumtowns best bits

[@marshaljedcooper7402]

hes a good man for keeping his clothes on

[@Billy-zv6gv]

Tom Berenger's "SNIPER" was killer! After he was Sgt. Barnes* in Oliver Stone's "Platoon" v Charlie Sheen & Willem Dafoe. *"You think you know reality? I am reality." & "Major League" w Charlie!

[@12USHED]

"CUZ WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN!"

[@Billy-zv6gv]

@@12USHED Too true. & to Gardner (unaliving;) with exposed lungs: "Die quieter!"

[@A_Grammer_Darkly]

Y'all have the best channel on YT

[@ruppy1546]

React to “Delorean Toyota” episode…definitely one of there best videos!

[@benny7116]

i have been waiting for this