2 of my favorite Asian reactors reacting to my favorite black podcast
@williamhorton97633 ай бұрын
Flank and Londo.
@theo12163 ай бұрын
@@williamhorton9763Frank & Rondo
@MarcosElMalo23 ай бұрын
😑😑🫥🫥🫥
@motorcycleboy90003 ай бұрын
"You know what happens to Dog With a Brog!"
@mattwheatley5933 ай бұрын
Can blindfold them with floss
@haroulawton92103 ай бұрын
when Seagal looks down at that 6 year old and says "wass hapnin" 😭😭😭
@todoz112 ай бұрын
standard way to introduce yourself to a romanian child
@xXBigGodXx11 күн бұрын
@@todoz11 no thats where the fuck is my wallet
@theveryworstluck18943 ай бұрын
"Just fattly going around corners." is the funniest sentence I've ever heard.
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat3 ай бұрын
As a fat guy, the real problem is the corners seem to move. I keep bumping into them. I could've sworn that corner was 2" inches further away 6 months ago.
@BigKnecht3 ай бұрын
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoatwhy would the WEF do this to you?
@Smettli3 ай бұрын
@@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat , hahahahahaha xD
@bernieboy3 ай бұрын
This video was the reason I started listening to Cumtown over two years ago. I'm now a massive fan and have finished every episode. Nick is a comedic genius. Adam and Stav are great as well
@axelbaker87373 ай бұрын
Ey me too. This is what got me into the podcast. But of course they ended it shortly after 🙄
@bernieboy3 ай бұрын
@@axelbaker8737 That's cool dude. I pretty much immediately started listening from episode #1 and it took me a long time until I caught up to the new ones. TAFS is still really good imo but Cumtown was a bit funnier when Nick and Stav used to bully Adam nonstop 🐛
@BennHaze3 ай бұрын
Nice! How many eps are there?
@dudecmonlemmein3 ай бұрын
nick is a comedic genius and I'm glad he keeps working. he's also my personal best friend. also I'm gay
@vhscopyofseinfeld3 ай бұрын
Nick is brilliant. It’s too bad his stand-up is dogshit. It blows my mind how talented he is in cumtown but his stage presence & delivery are horrible.
@Davon85J3 ай бұрын
This is Cumtowns magnum opus 😂😂
@theholymackerel0723 ай бұрын
No. The “Whoopie Cushion/pranks” bit from the episode “Epardy”.
@Davon85J3 ай бұрын
@@theholymackerel072 Epardy is a classic as well for sure
@havanaradio3 ай бұрын
They need to do African parrot and coconut banana fable to complete the cycle
@JRafaelG3 ай бұрын
RoboCop Batman beats this by a smidge.
@theholymackerel0723 ай бұрын
@@Davon85J it’s the best episode of the show. Out of the top ten bits, that episode has at least four in it.
@mrconservey3 ай бұрын
I love how consistently stoned you guys are in every video, lmao
@NF-ru8on3 ай бұрын
Haha I'm always stoned when I parasocially watch/listen with these 2
@amit_patel6543 ай бұрын
The wearing sunglasses while looking through a sniper scope killed me 🤣
@Me-qp8vz14 күн бұрын
It stops lens flare! lol
@alexthrailkill3 ай бұрын
“Wassup gay friends?”😂
@motorcycleboy90003 ай бұрын
Rondo was confused that one video, and now 100% down with it 😂
@zg94453 ай бұрын
🌈 😊
@parithian84623 ай бұрын
Hi 😅 I'm gay
@townsittingman2 ай бұрын
Love rondo and Frankenstein reviews (I'm gay)
@Me-qp8vz14 күн бұрын
@@townsittingman So are they.
@mtsachs3 ай бұрын
I'm so fucking happy you guys are going down the rabbit hole. this was the first bit I ever heard from CT. it's been like half a decade and whenever I'm bored I throw the classic episodes on at work. these fellas have helped me laugh through a lot.
@tom_shredz3 ай бұрын
Never clicked so fast in my life
@Rallylabs3 ай бұрын
“Just fatly going around” really describes him so well.
@georgefranklin85133 ай бұрын
All of the cumtown movie reviews are gold honestly. One of my favorite bits is the ambulance bit about taking Stav out of the bodega
@MorphingMandrel3 ай бұрын
*radio voice* they doin ass to ass with the ambulance
@blakebramley91713 ай бұрын
🎙️ 📻:He’s knocking everything off the shelves with his stomach
@SH4MB0L1CАй бұрын
whats the name of that video if you dont mind
@Gyrbae3 ай бұрын
Man that ending conversation was polar opposites, I don't think they've ever disagreed this much. Though I must say, I fully agree with Frank. Jean Claude can still do his spin kicks and is still in good shape, while Steven Seagal has stunt doubles to walk stairs for him.
@benvinar28763 ай бұрын
Look up Sylvester stallone trying to get jean claude and seagal together. They had a beef and stallone called seagal out. I wont ruin it for u. But its funny.
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat3 ай бұрын
That was my favorite part, watching Rondo try to stand up for Segal a little and Frank just being "WHAT?!"
@MonoDde3 ай бұрын
100% JCVD still got it. Seagal is a clown.
@supercalifragilastic_expai91013 ай бұрын
@@Gyrbae bruh what the other dudes name ? He stonededly nods or shrugs or contracts some muscle in his face in a way that acknowledges the camera and then dies laughing the whole time, how is he so high when he smokes everyday
@milsurprifles3 ай бұрын
I saw Segal at a trade show. He is gigantic…fat and tall. He was wearing a Native American suede jacket with fringe and beads all over it with giant padded shoulders. He was also wearing pointy cowboy boots. Lol.
@wesleystreet3 ай бұрын
That's how you know he's white.
@supercalifragilastic_expai91013 ай бұрын
Russian in association; Native in appropriation
@wesleystreet3 ай бұрын
Clangers TV getting his day in the sun again.
@wungabunga2 ай бұрын
The sniper bullet denting a flask and not even knocking it out of the target’s hand. 😂
@timlois3 ай бұрын
Bro when I was kid in the 80s, Steven Segal was my hero. Marked for Death. Above the Law. Under Siege. My 10 year-old ass thought he was the man! It's so funny to look back, and into what he's doing now. He's an insane individual for sure.
@joshmoats79813 ай бұрын
Cuba Gooding Jr did the same thing with his career.
@donsolos3 ай бұрын
He is just a stone cold narcissist
@xXDiGiTaLBaThXx3 ай бұрын
My half sisters dad was a cop and for some reason he gave me Above the Law on vhs for my 5th birthday 😂. It's easily my favorite of his films
@OraEtBlavora3 ай бұрын
@@donsolos nah, he's just a ''good man''
@satboyy50313 ай бұрын
Damn not only he got sloppy with the guns and swords but even the movie titles didn't do him justice. Also, that Chinese dude in "A Good Man" is the consulate guy in Rush Hour
@Jon-yn4pq3 ай бұрын
I read this in my head as Segal's slave voice.
@ThaSlymes3 ай бұрын
He was also in Rapid Fire with Brandon Lee, just watched again last night and it still holds up. Even the corpse of Brandon Lee could beat Steven in a fight.
@jacole12343 ай бұрын
"We, from the Asian deligation, choose... Frankestein's Lab for the 2024 racial draft."
@peensteen2 ай бұрын
Seagal talks like he's trying desperately to get drafted by the Black delegation. Steven Seagal - Given away by Whites.
@eatdabutt22 күн бұрын
Only if we get Shohei Ohtani 👍🏼
@orenthalsimpson3 ай бұрын
Gotta do fiveish
@justinriley40633 ай бұрын
BRO YES
@TheGoodChap14 сағат бұрын
Im also partial to HOMOAB
@thebluelibra56863 ай бұрын
The 'entenmann's donut goatie' comment has me cryin'...I can't unsee it now. 😂🤣
@1ButtonDash3 ай бұрын
I can't NOT think I'm looking at Will Sasso doing and impression of Segal lmao
@highviewbarbell3 ай бұрын
its a Post-Sasso world, and we're just livin in it.
@Cliffyboyy3 ай бұрын
@@highviewbarbell Its all i see
@chilibeer39123 ай бұрын
I’m glad you guys love my friend Nick Er. Truly one of the funniest dudes out there
@Airman11213 ай бұрын
This is the first video I ever saw from them. I was a fan ever since.
@robertschiller54223 ай бұрын
I am new to Cumtown. the dude telling the stories is talented and hilarious! and the laugh of the other dude is just as great.
@mr.whisper33382 ай бұрын
Enjoy the journey. lol
@williamhornabrook80813 ай бұрын
The edit on this video is really good with all the clips from the movies placed over the audio. These high effort clips were what got me into listening to cumtown.
@OraEtBlavora3 ай бұрын
true.
@tucsonbandit2 ай бұрын
Can't believe this dude watches all these steven seagal movies. lol I have never been able to make it more than 10 min into one.
@kingofoblivion18223 ай бұрын
Nick may be the funniest person on a podcast that can just riff and rant about any topic brought up
@ZedWhyExW3 ай бұрын
Great to see you watching ClangersTV C*mTown videos. All the vids with the boys making fun of movies on that channel are gold. Try A Time To Kill, Fluke, Titanic, or The Way Back next
@jamesscott8513Ай бұрын
A time to kill is the funniest
@jaysonspann80423 ай бұрын
This video is the ultimate gate way drug to the Cumtown podcast 😂😂
@supercalifragilastic_expai91013 ай бұрын
"Man, steven segal is a national tresure" "Doesnt he like putin?" "Yeah, to each his own ig"
@UWHUSKY933 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for reacting to Cumtown clips! Hands down my favorite podcast of all time and seeing you two react to their bits only makes them better. Glad to see Cumtown has not been forgotten about!
@arcarson12533 ай бұрын
I don't think Putin ever thought Seagal would tarnish his good name lol
@AC-os1he3 ай бұрын
Honestly he probably thought having an American actor would be good for his image in the west... At first at least.
@kostyasedov47543 ай бұрын
Everyone in the west got salty about Seagul because he supports Putin. That's the only reason everyone started making fun of him
@TheOrlandoTrustfull3 ай бұрын
@kostyasedov4754 Yeah it was definitely nothing to do with all the terrible movies, the code switching, the cultural appropriation or the decades of taking advantage of young actresses 😂
@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat3 ай бұрын
@@TheOrlandoTrustfull The fact that you think anyone actually cares about "cultural appropriation" is hilarious.
@SirButtRichardson3 ай бұрын
@@kostyasedov4754if any of his government sponsored speeches read like genuine support to you then you might actually be a simple. Dudes reading from scripts and sounds like a POW reading North Korean propaganda. Bro would be blinking Morse code for help if he was smart enough to know how.
@murrayroodbaard2073 ай бұрын
I love those "action heroes coolly walking away from an explosion" shots. Like they wouldn't get shrapnel in their ass or their eardrums blown out.
@peensteen2 ай бұрын
Movies act like explosive overpressure isn't a thing. I wonder how many Hollywood action heroes would be dead or in the hospital with ruptured internal organs.
@havanaradio3 ай бұрын
Brutal that old man looks 100% like Nick in 10 years 🤣
@OraEtBlavora3 ай бұрын
my first tought when I saw the guy, before Nick calling was roasting him, was ''this dude looks like Nick''. And a minute after, Nick calls him a hobo 😂
@DevEastVan3 ай бұрын
Shit I lost it at 7:43 when he takes down the dude while sitting in a chair 😅
@Come_honour_back3 ай бұрын
You gotta do their four brothers one….. omfg 😂 literally was crying laughing listening to that one
@carlsvrd10982 ай бұрын
"fatly walks around a corner" should be the meme of the decade
@blaketurner79893 ай бұрын
Cumtown Mr. Feeney and Ben Shapiro bit. And the the mecha Eric clapton bit. They're the absolute best😂
@OraEtBlavora3 ай бұрын
''Bill Cosby and kids say the most fucked up things''
@appropriatelyinappropriate133 ай бұрын
I shared this with at least 15 people. You guys reacting to this brilliant video makes it better than the original. Hysterical AF.
@derekaustin37443 ай бұрын
Steven Segal sounds like "I used to be a sous chef back in San Anton...collar up some greens" 😂😂😂
@harrydavey9884Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@harrydavey9884Ай бұрын
I think the line is a "sig saucier"
@ryanbell31953 ай бұрын
Seagal: "I just read the best script that has ever been written." Rob Schneider: "Oh yeah? Who wrote it?" Segal: "....I did"
@SHSNJROTC3 ай бұрын
FINALLY!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY!!! :)))))
@colinwoonsue3 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal called out some Kung Fu Masters and they accepted and then he took it back!!😂😂😂😂
@TheGwydion7773 ай бұрын
How did I miss this? It's hilarious!
@josh-kf2rd3 ай бұрын
clangerstv
@justintuisamoa41913 ай бұрын
My best friend Nick talking about movies is my favorite
@seijunsejuki3 ай бұрын
You know, as many of their reaction videos as I've seen, I don't think I've once seen the guy on the left open his eyes 😂
@Bob-vc6ug3 ай бұрын
Man, I was crying 🤣😂😂🤣
@theHardyMonster19842 ай бұрын
The old prospector voice did me in 🤣
@Sprite_525Ай бұрын
6:07 “slave Steven segal” got me 😆
@wepzuk60733 ай бұрын
Man you dudes like high as hell.
@jonathanbostrom21403 ай бұрын
You must be new here
@bri94983 ай бұрын
You guys make me watch Steven Segal movies now! 😂
@malcolmisk00l3 ай бұрын
Nick describing movie plots is so damn entertaining, and Clangerstv does a banger job with their vids
@TreewwwyYzzerdd3 ай бұрын
My favorite blind reactors. ❤
@adamimberti69483 ай бұрын
It really is nice of them to continue producing this content for us when they're clearly so tired.
@ericclaptonsrobotpilot72763 ай бұрын
We got ‘em onto ClangersTV finally. “Bad Movies” next?
@AztecRay3 ай бұрын
I love randomly finding great shows lol.
@crazydrummer999993 ай бұрын
I'm so glad you guys reacted to this!!
@juantorres-sy9ut3 ай бұрын
It was the spring of 2020 I was stuck at home because I had the Rona . While scrolling through YT the algorithm recommends me this random video. Not only could I not breathe because of Covid but beI was laughing so much and because I’m gay!
@carlanderton3rd3 ай бұрын
Please review more Cumtown it's the funniest podcast of all-time
@cleanmikeandtheboys31653 ай бұрын
Yo this is a crazy crossover of genres for me
@BeazyFaSho3 ай бұрын
You guys gotta listen to their "Gay Hotep Michael Douglas" bits. Shit makes me roll.
@drewrooster42543 ай бұрын
“Steven Seagal is a national treasure” “IS HE?”
@005connect93 ай бұрын
It’s really funny to watch two cool chilled out black dudes make peace with gay jokes and shit 😂 this is how we defeat racism!
@jabobok7863 ай бұрын
You should watch the ClangersTV video about A Time to Kill, Nick Mullens retelling of it is great Also I'm gay
@AM2K23 ай бұрын
🤣🤣
@TheOrlandoTrustfull3 ай бұрын
Frank.... Rondo.... You don't understand how happy seeing this in my sub feed made me. It's 11pm and I've had a f**king s**t day. Been asking for this one. Also I am gay.
@jonathanc41663 ай бұрын
They forgot to mention the get your white ass outta here line in glimmer man. You just know Steven fought for that stupid line to be in the movie. 😂😅
@strangebrew12313 ай бұрын
"He's still wearing the sunglasses"
@superdelicioustaco3 ай бұрын
Holy fuck I can't wait to watch this and I'm gay
@drumm3933 ай бұрын
Clangers is a top notch Editor for real
@JTVega3 ай бұрын
He played the best villain in Machete. You can tell wasn’t even trying act but kept smiling in that flim.
@mayorjimmy2 күн бұрын
"Steven how do you know so much about Special Forces?" "Man, I've been doing Special Forces for like 100 years."
@peteyalyanak3 ай бұрын
gotta do “ Tony Soprano Will Never Find Love” 🫡
@charleslowe570Ай бұрын
Who needs a franchise when you're Steven Seagal?
@Freiheit12323 ай бұрын
Welcome fellas. Bernie Sanders town hall and Andrew yang bits are amazing
@jaysond47913 ай бұрын
This is incredible, i cant believe theyve managed to stumble theyre way into Cumtown and im feeling so gay right now
@osgiliath18913 ай бұрын
nice to see you guys again. My favorite video you guys did is that with the hood leprachaun. When that man brings his magical flute and its basically a fucking pipe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@IDKeffect823 ай бұрын
Finally you guys are watching this lol. I love it. "Getting progressively fatter"
@vincenttrejo97063 ай бұрын
MY GUUUYYSSS!!! So glad yall have discovered Cumtown and the genius that is Nick, Stav and Gay Adam Friedland
@jockkardashian.94072 ай бұрын
Imagine being an actor and getting offered a part in a Seagal film..."has my career come to THIS?"
@christopappageorge8273 ай бұрын
Bruh is that a triple “smoke detector” chirp in the intro? These dudes high af.
@Guiltyconscience833 ай бұрын
So the channel this came from. Clangers i think it’s called has a bunch of these that are hella funny. Check out the one they did on rainman is super funny, think they also did con air. They sync up the movie with the guys riffing on it and there’s a bunch of them. It’s how I first heard of cumtown.
@Arthur-ek7nd3 ай бұрын
You NEED to ddo the Eric Clapton bit. It is their best bit by far.
@theomen76653 ай бұрын
Worlds are colliding
@smdftb84952 ай бұрын
The old colonel in the Sniper flick is Dale Dye. He was actually military and played Col Sink in Band of Brothers.
@Fluor662 ай бұрын
Wasn't he also a military advisor in Saving Private Ryan? He did a brief appearance in that as well.
@smdftb84952 ай бұрын
@@Fluor66 I believe so. He's Landsdale in JFK and was in Platoon. Oliver Stone used him quite a bit
@MrIndiemusic1013 ай бұрын
I hope you guy eventually watch the Fiveish video on that same channel. One of Cumtowns best bits
@Choonzord3 ай бұрын
8:55 Fatly going around corners
@marshaljedcooper74023 ай бұрын
hes a good man for keeping his clothes on
@zombihudson2 ай бұрын
Bro was clapping fully clothed 😂😂😂
@DaniGerman14993 ай бұрын
He said what’s up gay friends 😂😂😂
@lazyfrogeyes59492 ай бұрын
Just the fact Rondo has actually seen a couple of these kills me lol
@jesperhjensen19782 ай бұрын
gimme me a second guys, Im still laughing at Liberal Elmo
@ConorBenjamin2 ай бұрын
This and Rain Man was what got me into the podcast. 😂
@RoxorTehCoxor3 ай бұрын
You just found out about this? I thought you guys were the ones who defined culture
@em232 ай бұрын
Have they done a reaction to space ice?
@Billy-zv6gv3 ай бұрын
Tom Berenger's "SNIPER" was killer! After he was Sgt. Barnes* in Oliver Stone's "Platoon" v Charlie Sheen & Willem Dafoe. *"You think you know reality? I am reality." & "Major League" w Charlie!
@12USHED3 ай бұрын
"CUZ WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN!"
@Billy-zv6gv3 ай бұрын
@@12USHED Too true. & to Gardner (unaliving;) with exposed lungs: "Die quieter!"
@stevegraham38173 ай бұрын
Steven Seagull is a black belt in Tai Chi.
@peensteen2 ай бұрын
I'd love to see him try to hold his leg up for more than a split second doing Tai Chi,
@ericcook54163 ай бұрын
This was amazing, I needed that!
@kniivess3 ай бұрын
keeep the cumtown clips cummingg im so happy you guys are into this now i listen to it everyday no matter how many times i hear the same bits its still so good
@ken_kaniff2463 ай бұрын
THE STEVEN SEAGAL MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!... For a fair and accurate analysis of all Seagal movies check out Space Ice