ive watched so much frankie boyle lately that all my thoughts are voiced by him
@miloblackmetalhate7 жыл бұрын
Don't pull the trigger when he invariably tells you to XD
@ethanashin70196 жыл бұрын
Me too
@aaronfledge6 жыл бұрын
At least you haven't been binging on Norm Macdonald so much you're starting to talk like him. That doesn't end well
@eamonahern74952 жыл бұрын
As I was reading that comment my mind's voice changed from mine to Frankie's
@alexworld19922 жыл бұрын
Now I can only insult people with ridiculously specific and obscure references followed by a high pitch laugh and then a quick twitch of the upper lip.
@somerandomarmydude8 жыл бұрын
Frankie's laugh could cure cancer.
@examper228 жыл бұрын
Or cause it.
@somerandomarmydude8 жыл бұрын
Examper Or both *DUN DUN DUN!*
@deltoroperdedor31666 жыл бұрын
Anthony Haller and give a hundred people the lethal dose of radiation
@4exgold8 жыл бұрын
that image of Rolf Harris sniffing out the kidnapped Nigerian girls oh man, great stuff Frankie
@LiNoeliam938 жыл бұрын
+4exgold Couldn't agree more. That's why I'm here - and it fuckin slays me every single time! >_
@stevepayne59658 жыл бұрын
+LiNoe Liam Same here!
@lawreence138 жыл бұрын
Why not go further and have Rolf sniffing their fannies blindfolded.You lot are corrupt.
@stevepayne59658 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence Jenkins Well I know I am.
@johnmckeen14877 жыл бұрын
4exgold s
@winviki1236 жыл бұрын
That joke on American wars was on point 😂😂
@dtexas29646 жыл бұрын
How about something original from this "genius".
@zaynsadiq55365 жыл бұрын
@@dtexas2964 triggered yankee right here 😂😂😂
@TheBomber158 жыл бұрын
That opening joke about the orange background was fucking gold.
@Batchall_Accepted8 жыл бұрын
+TheBomber15 i dont know if you made that joke by accident or not
@TheBomber158 жыл бұрын
+Sean O'Brien Hahaha! I didn't mean it but good spot man!
@meadseyhd78638 жыл бұрын
+TheBomber15 no ones meant to be this nice on a Frankie Boyle vid
@Batchall_Accepted8 жыл бұрын
Meadsey HD dont tell me how to live my life
@lawreence138 жыл бұрын
No it wasn't gold it was orange you fawning pillock.
@ControlDesigns8 жыл бұрын
"Lets work Rolph Harris like a fucking sniffer dog" HAHAHAHA
@jabbyjabjo8 жыл бұрын
rolf harris on the scent,nearly fucking choked on my tea,
@vsha26 жыл бұрын
I lost my mind when he did that bit just then. I've had to pause the video.... OK going to continue playing now. Probably the funniest thing I've heard in 6 months.
@aaronfledge6 жыл бұрын
Masterpiece of a set. That last observation applies to the class divide everywhere in the world and it's just perfect.
@somerandomarmydude8 жыл бұрын
Frankie's laugh qualifies him to become a Bond villain.
@shawarmabrah37179 жыл бұрын
Massive respect for Frankie Boyle for saying the truth
@TheLionInWinter079 жыл бұрын
Fantastic as usual, its a great shame that mainstream media vilify important comics like Frankie for not towing the same old prime time ITV bullshit comedy line and actually speaking his mind, which just so happens to be the truth more often than not, if Lenny Bruce or Bill Hicks were around today they wouldn't get a look in on mainstream TV.
@justthetruth18 жыл бұрын
frankie is brilliant, super funny guy.
@GTSmazhh9 жыл бұрын
Frankie is slowly turning into Jessie Cox.
@franlovelsimic84216 жыл бұрын
Jamie Gray-ham or maybe Jesse and him are the same! Explains the 2 best laughs in the universe
@jonesjao54416 жыл бұрын
I know some don't know but Frankie is intelligent, eloquent, calm spoken and all most of his jokes have a political meaning
@tilmanngeske56117 жыл бұрын
"Switzerland is friendly" is the funniest thing I've ever heard.
@viewer.1235 жыл бұрын
Compared to Scotland it is
@aaronmicalowe7 жыл бұрын
Frankie - a man so brutally honest that those without consciences cringe in fear.
@ps3dubbs7 жыл бұрын
Amazing performance
@dansumner81316 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle is awesome
@chrismlone7 жыл бұрын
Brining up Bellshill and Coatbridge! Priceless!
@creflot6 жыл бұрын
Excellent. Just excellent.
@Jellybeantiger6 жыл бұрын
Love the Scottish and Irish accents.
@Moloko_b7 жыл бұрын
Frankie's laugh always gets me. class :)
@bonkywollocks30782 ай бұрын
My sides actually hurt. The clutch thing had me bent double crying. Don't change Frankie, you're fuckin' brand new!
@danielmorris98037 жыл бұрын
Love Frankie Boyle Wish Go To A Show
@iaindunbar15788 жыл бұрын
I think Frankie is getting better and better, more political. Scotland/UK answer to the likes of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.
@lawreence138 жыл бұрын
he's getting better , his shite now so what was he like before.
@n9ne20067 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence Jenkins Fuck off. I keep seeing your fucking comments on this video and they are all as badly written as the previous. Get the fuck out.
@dave83237 жыл бұрын
+Lawrence Jenkins why watch the video then? Is your life so empty that you spend your time watching and commenting on things that you don't even like?
@iamurdad777 жыл бұрын
Lawrence you are a Tadger.
@harfast106 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle can only do filth and shock humour. When it comes to philosophy or politics he's got nothing on Carlin and Hicks.
@bigearedmouse179 жыл бұрын
49% of Scottish people want to be independent.51% of English people want Scotland to be independent,..sounds like a win win situation.
@billymac234549 жыл бұрын
Youd think so , but ...........!
@randotastic9 жыл бұрын
bigearedmouse17 bad for "business", probably. Most of the US cheers when Texass cries for independence, and threatens to seceded. Please Go Away! The Mexican drug lords want your land...but, for some reason that stain just won't go away.
@KJ1108139 жыл бұрын
david suycott imagine if we just let Texas secede, then follow up with an invasion and split the land and resources with Mexico, as well as dedicate the water from the Rio Grande to New Mexico and Arizona. Then build a wall funded by part of the oil profits to keep illegal Texans from entering the US or Mexico. That would be some funny shit.
@davidinchester8 жыл бұрын
+bigearedmouse17 Actually it was 55 to 45, tell the truth on here!
@MikeTheBike587 жыл бұрын
bigearedmouse17 👏👏
@bubblezovlove7213 Жыл бұрын
Frankys laugh sounds like Peewee Herman's laugh in Flight of the navigator..... 😆. And yet I love Franky so....😎👍
@juliemachen24217 жыл бұрын
I Farking LOVE this guy, he's HILARIOUS!!
@eazyday87027 жыл бұрын
Frankie B is a legend
@carthag6 жыл бұрын
love
@ch35t3rd37 жыл бұрын
04:12 - A bam with comic timing - I nearly p*ssed myself laughing
@barath45459 жыл бұрын
"He has the life expectancy of full-fat milk!". Lost it, just too funny! Boyle is (still) so awesome.
@BackFromNowere9 жыл бұрын
As a man from the North of England I feel more connected to Frankie and the Scots than I ever will Southerners and Tories.
@tombo19848 жыл бұрын
+BackFromNowere Move to Scotland then... Oh yeah... That's right... They don't want you because you are English... Awkward.
@BackFromNowere8 жыл бұрын
I didn't say I was Scottish you clown. I've been to Scotland lots of times and get on quite well with the majority of them. Much better than arrogant posh Southerners. No surprises who they vote for.
@tombo19848 жыл бұрын
BackFromNowere Suggest you read my message again you have made yourself look an idiot.
@ilikezappa8 жыл бұрын
+BackFromNowere Hey ! I am an arrogant posh Southern Tory , and you have never met me , or any of my staff . How do you know we wouldn`t be chums ?
@BackFromNowere8 жыл бұрын
Chances are we wouldn't! No offence mate you might be a decent bloke ha.
@Superfantastictop10 Жыл бұрын
Listen, that clutch has never been the same.
@Toasty6678 жыл бұрын
At least with a video I can go to the toilet and still be able to watch when I come back.
@Pooknottin9 жыл бұрын
Hoping for Northern independence myself soon. Let's break it all up again and see if we can't get a real state out of all the chaos.
@dl43506 жыл бұрын
his points on America are so true
@darthhepsy7 жыл бұрын
I knew it was gonna be good the moment he made the orange background joke 😂😂
@djrab19729 жыл бұрын
just watched Kevin Bridges great mate , keep posting videos.
@theartfuldodger9358 жыл бұрын
Wherever he finds himself, Frankie owns the room.
@DewDewsDestiny6 жыл бұрын
3:35 What a fucking line XD
@tankgoalkeepingfifacareerm96238 жыл бұрын
franky laugh though
@YOYO-oj8sx7 жыл бұрын
The Rolf Harris bit 😂😂😂😂😂 fuckin hell 🤣🤣🤣
@benrichards3996 жыл бұрын
the rolf harris joke is the best.
@peterred9 жыл бұрын
fuckin superb ,
@Trickshot-pk7dr8 жыл бұрын
frankie at his best
@dirtyharry67417 жыл бұрын
Lit funny as fuck & on ta the establishment a wee bit 👌
@riverarun7 жыл бұрын
shame the English dont get a vote on wanting a union with scotland, wonder what the out come would be.
@riverarun7 жыл бұрын
there is more than that for sure, and i like that alot, if it annoys you about brexit im happy and trumps here, its new begining. best wishes
@iamurdad777 жыл бұрын
I could not give a fuck about anything else apart from the fact i fucking hate england and so does the rest of the world! And that makes me Happy!
@riverarun7 жыл бұрын
no you dont, you love us really, so much so you even decided to dump your own language to speak English, the world loves us.be happy
@riverarun7 жыл бұрын
yawn! strange language none of that here thankyou. l dont like abba either.
@iamurdad777 жыл бұрын
Aye ok Pal! ALBA GU BRATH!
@philipm069 жыл бұрын
His beard now reaches his knees - respect.
@markt13872 жыл бұрын
"My hamster has chosen a suit for his funeral...."😂😂😂
@makeitsonumberone13587 жыл бұрын
shouldn't laugth but I must 😂
@d1s2l3a4w58 жыл бұрын
Him, Henning Wehn and Ricky Gervais are the only people I find funny.. but Frankie wins everytime.. I nearly passed out with not being able to breathe from laughing with the Rolf Harris impression...
@Muazen8 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle will be even funnier when I start understanding what he's saying.
@kalinpuls37848 жыл бұрын
it takes a bit, but you'll pick it up lol.
@lawreence138 жыл бұрын
Don't bother its usually vile filth
@iamurdad777 жыл бұрын
So why do we find you here Lawrence?
@thomaskelly53495 жыл бұрын
How do you no
@Sou1defiler5 жыл бұрын
@Lawrence Aye nae bather pal, did ye hae tae sit at yir wee bittie plastic there and hiv simbidy work tha oot fir ye or did ye manage to wirk tha wee joke oot there yersel? Ah'm only askin cos ah hae a wee benefit do cimin up for stervin Brazilians and yer patter is jist amazin. Ony chance ye dae nichts? Brin alang Muazen there cis they dinnae seem tae understaun the concept o accents an dialects ye ken? Like awbidy speaks the queen's patter.
@Everest3147 жыл бұрын
This is so fucking brilliant! If only those were jokes and not truth packed in satire.
@Jamie__18 жыл бұрын
anyone any idea who is audience was for this show, would be surprised if it wasnt a scottish audience from reaction to certain jokes, tho it does look like the albert hall a bit
@juliandeacon33947 жыл бұрын
Boyle is just that
@itsyeeboijeff63636 жыл бұрын
the Rangers Joke alone
@ratzshit9 жыл бұрын
the Welsh also judge holidays on the price of beer!
@pixiniarts9 жыл бұрын
We judge everywhere we fucking go by the price of beer.... Even Cardiff, who seem to be thinking they are bloody London by the price of beer.
@ratzshit9 жыл бұрын
init, the dirty robbin basatas. come o the vallies or west wales and get a pint for 2 quid
@pixiniarts9 жыл бұрын
ratzshit Valleys pubs are the best pubs... Lived up there, great peeps.
@JayWelton928 жыл бұрын
First country in the world to ever reject their own independence lol
@Sonoftoenails938 жыл бұрын
+Jamie Welton Australia rejects it's Independence
@niclouds52928 жыл бұрын
This is true. But we are unaware of this. If there was a vote we would currently choose independence. Australians aren't politically literate. +Sonoftoenails93
@ethanquirk288 жыл бұрын
There was a vote..... The vote was no..... That was what this video was about.....
@niclouds52928 жыл бұрын
Ethan Quirk The video was about Scotland you dolt.
@ethanquirk288 жыл бұрын
Ni Clouds Yes but the video was about a joke about SCOTLAND, and the way they VOTED to not be independent, so there was a vote and it was blatantly obvious from the fact it was continuously brought up in the video
@jimimoffat56279 жыл бұрын
mans a genius!!!!!
@StepSoftlyGhost8 жыл бұрын
Nice paper you write for there, Frankie.
@mvmv-pn8zt11 ай бұрын
Where did it all go wrong?
@zimbabweFishBoy7 жыл бұрын
is there voice recognition in Scotland? this guy is hilarious.
@elicohen63486 жыл бұрын
Prague? Aye. A great place. £1-50p fer a lite of vodka, Jimmy.
@robw76766 жыл бұрын
"Let's work Rolf Harris like a fucking sniffer dog" 😂😂😂
@jasonmackintosh60753 жыл бұрын
Aye
@patrickowens62356 жыл бұрын
Time capsules they used to have them on blue peter didn't they!
@newperve9 жыл бұрын
Hey we'll send you Robert Hughes to help with the "Dirty Dozen" thing. Two advantages, one, hasn't had any for a while so raring to go and two, we don't want him.
@hobanagerik6 жыл бұрын
Shepherds only beat helicopters if you play Civ.
@PeterPan-ed5cm6 жыл бұрын
Yass bellshill born and bread
@harrypopehits2 жыл бұрын
"Hulllaaauuuw!"
@Jek19729 жыл бұрын
we need deedee
@harfast106 жыл бұрын
Sever Scotland from the mainland and push it into the sea. The bartender didn't have comic timing, it took him 3 weeks to work out what the word fruit meant.
@johnbaldock63539 жыл бұрын
This IS WHY The U.K NEEDS SCOTLAND! WE LOVE YA XXXX
@jackw56268 жыл бұрын
Nae way Bellshill 😂
@KryptonitetoallBS9 жыл бұрын
I don't agree with his politics but I love the way he looks at things. We dodged a right bullet by voting NO, but this video still made me laugh!
@viewer.1235 жыл бұрын
Do you still think we dodged the bullet?
@martinledavis27248 жыл бұрын
Well. we have the next independent referendum comming up
@notyouruncle83178 жыл бұрын
Highly unlikely, Scotland had their vote 2 years ago.
@stonedrose31017 жыл бұрын
Aye and we were told to vote no if we want to stay in the EU... two years on and we will have to have another vote
@JohnSmith-pd1fz7 жыл бұрын
Perfectly correct comments about americans put over in a comical way.
@andrewcampbell45688 жыл бұрын
genius
@SecretMilkshake9 жыл бұрын
In the beginning, talking about euthanasia, he basically said that people would queue to die. That's a pretty British way of doing things don't ya think?
@Jek19729 жыл бұрын
where's limy?
@PTD20236 жыл бұрын
Personally I really liked Glasgow !
@jamesmarriottsforeigndad62939 жыл бұрын
See, I'm from England and I normally don't care to much for politics (I'm 12), but Frankie please don't leave us!
@michaeltownsly14939 жыл бұрын
You are 12? How about you fuck off and go watch the wizards of waverly place or some bullshit.
@phild06339 жыл бұрын
***** he"s obviously a yank brat,,Feed him a burger or ten and he wont be able to use his keyboard for 1 minuite lol
@michaeltownsly14939 жыл бұрын
Phill D Lol you spastic, I couldn't be further from american. Based on your ignorance I'm going to assume you're english, and I'm more than likely right.
@michaeltownsly14939 жыл бұрын
Anya Fae I'm guessing English isn't your first language, yes?
@michaeltownsly14939 жыл бұрын
Anya Fae Wow, jesus, are you still in primary school or what? You seem to have a very basic grip of your native language.
@MrSystemh88 жыл бұрын
5th of Dec 2015....... Its funny because its true! Even though this is months after the referendum. Lol
@MetaliOwl9 жыл бұрын
hahaha put the subtitles on, they're hilarious, it doesn't understand a word Frankie Boyle is saying :') its replaces 'new' with ' s**t hahaha
@ruwaida64897 жыл бұрын
This guy is vicious
@Paddy2347 жыл бұрын
As an Irishman looking into this conflict looking at the US elite, British elite, ISIS, they are all the same to me
@SiskinOnUTube8 жыл бұрын
I can see reluctant people getting cast as extras in a movie about how no voters felt sad about having to vote no.
@PaulRoneClarke11 ай бұрын
The idea of SI… damned by faint praise. Not sure the audience got it.
@juliagreenly82348 жыл бұрын
I'm American but I have to say this and if some people get anger at me than fine so be it. But when he brought up when America has invaded some countries for no good reason and now I will get hate but I'm sticking with what I have typed
@4exgold8 жыл бұрын
+Julia Greenly he brought up the US because Britain has been slavishly following the American's attacking all these countries and if Scotland was independent that would probably stop.
@juliagreenly82348 жыл бұрын
+4exgold okay I feel really really stupid know but thank you for clearing that up for me
@GFEBMX8 жыл бұрын
dunno if ye could call balloch a town more like a street
@patclark55248 жыл бұрын
it's aw the vale
@Dynasty1818 Жыл бұрын
We wont miss you leaving
@MrWardnine8 жыл бұрын
quite right Kev mate
@alocohc9 жыл бұрын
who ate all the pies!!!
@rosstweddiddlerv29516 жыл бұрын
The part about Rangers had me 😂😂😂fuck rangers man even Frankie says so 😂
@rosstweddiddlerv29516 жыл бұрын
The orange joke was fucking brilliant too 😂😂
@mollymalone16105 жыл бұрын
Be independent please let’s see how long u last xx
@SSJfraz5 жыл бұрын
Well considering England relies on 4x more exports from Scotland than vice versa, it will be more about how long England will last.
@atree887 жыл бұрын
I miss george carlin
@20jurinho9 жыл бұрын
I love stand up comedy but it's hard for me to understand what he is saying. I have watched and understood Dylan Moran's specials so my English is ok I guees. Is it because the Scottish accent or he's using localism?
@Gyrbae9 жыл бұрын
It's standard english with an scottish accent. You'll get used to it.
@sisir1239 жыл бұрын
20jurinho I've never been to britain and I have never had trouble understanding frankie boyle or any other scottish comedian. Obviously I dont get some words unique to the dialect like 'bam' but I get most of it. I can understand how it would be difficult if english is your second language though
@DemocracyManifestJr9 жыл бұрын
I still think frankie boyle's a legend tho :)
@LadyAmaz9 жыл бұрын
Nobody says jog on in London lol
@lifepsycho1239 жыл бұрын
oh yea we say move along instead
@LadyAmaz9 жыл бұрын
If you're a policeman you do..
@lifepsycho1239 жыл бұрын
fair enough. On a different note, I've read that young people in the United States request the people around to "grind on them" instead, in similar situations.
@DemocracyManifestJr9 жыл бұрын
I live in America and my friends who are girls always insist on grinding on me when I'm at a rave or music festival. I like it but it feels so dirty ahahaha
@lifepsycho1239 жыл бұрын
Colin McGregor im always scared if one of them girls had diarrhea on that day of grinding