Frankie Boyle's American Autopsy - Final Monologue

[@tartanguy8714]

For people of Swansea...life will go on as normal...

[@everydayperson764]

Tartan Guy Being from wales myself that had me in stiches.

[@rhyswatkins7545]

Professor Posthumous me too.

[@theluckiesteh9058]

Tartan Guy True!

[@GamingWizard42]

It aint that bad here.

[@Dalewt75]

I'm from Swansea, that was fucking Hilarious.

[@Solenya1111]

His monologue approximates an oral Hieronymus Bosch painting, brutally Vivid and hellish.

[@whitefoamsea8070]

"the movie's over and you're living in the blooper reel".........too true.

[@slobodanreka1088]

2021 here... you thought things were shit 4 years ago....

[@JJVernig]

@@slobodanreka1088 Yep, and we're still here. (And skip christmas for the second time!!)

[@foodfood55]

@@JJVernig its getting worse still, I just hope that someone in the future will reply to this thread telling us that everything worked out in the end.

[@bigfatjoshsbigfateats7443]

@@foodfood55 Nope. Monkeypox now

[@cameronarmstrong617]

This is the speech people will remember from 2016...

[@daviddavid1972]

Ok

[@LucasTheGreat1]

Ok

[@ultrademigod]

This will the speech people remember as the last good thing to ever be broadcast by the BBC.

[@thombergbuild]

Ok

[@TheShadowchiefstudio]

Well they just gave Frankie a new series, miracles do happen in some cases

[@domhuckle]

People still rag frankie for the jokes he used to make, rather than the truth he tells now. Frankie for PM

[@trevorsmith8950]

If Boris Johnson can be PM, so can Frankie Boyle

[@AhemYoYoYoYo]

His joke concerning a buried time-capsule for the people of the future is insanely hilarious!

[@write2pras84]

I didn’t quite get it. Was it a reference to something? Or was it just “sinister for the fuck of it” kinda joke?

[@c0222]

@@write2pras84 second one

[@themightylyon3324]

​@@write2pras84 its frankie it's always the second one

[@andrewcarr2431]

Frankie Boyle, the master of macabre comedy

[@Migecolombia]

"I will be the Alien to his Sigourney Weaver"......Still kills me every time

[@kennykewn5182]

Didn't Sigourney win?

[@Schattenkirk]

@@kennykewn5182 Not this time.

[@petergreen2552]

B positive. That's your blood type. 😂

[@nicknickb]

"Ive buried a time capsule for the people of the future...and you know whats in it? ....A pressure..sensitive..land mine" This monologue is fucking art personified

[@Tariqali-ot2sg]

fantastic comedian with morals

[@kestermuller9595]

The 'be positive' joke is just so good

[@carpentrybymichaelanthony7932]

Having listened to all his monologues, this is my favourite ❤️

[@bitzibaerlie]

I love his absurd monologues like the animal entrails one and the dogging one but this one is one of his best serious ones. The dead-pan delivery is hilarious. My favourite ones are probably the Wuhan Penis Factory and the one about working class not giving a fuck about the places they work at. Lots of good ones to pick, though.

[@joermundgand]

you do know that he going home to Scotland and just live out his life in peace and quiet now, that's it.

[@ShiroKage009]

If his version of the apocalypse is true, Glasgow has already been living it for the last 20 years.

[@ClayMann]

He's now a writer. Just remember this. All agents defect, and all resisters sell out. That's the sad truth, Bill. And a writer? A writer lives the sad truth like anyone else. The only difference is, he files a report on it.

[@angelaclinton9847]

​@@ShiroKage009 I hope your joost the usual English xenophobe & no a Self hating Scot b/c the latter is the sad result of years of English Imperialism & anti Scottish tropes like this, the former is joost everyday hatred we're used tae tbh. Unfunny & dull af.

[@angelaclinton9847]

What was he doing b4? He lives in Glasgow where he's always been based & he's writing like he always done. Don't understand your comment. If u mean he's retired from stand up, you're about half right. But even then his prometheus thingy is half stand up monologues so.... BTW his first fiction novel is hilarious 😂

[@NosyFella]

The most accurate analysis yet

[@telboy1966manu]

Comedy really doesn't get blacker than that. Bravo Frankie.

[@jamesupton4996]

It does, it does.

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

@@jamesupton4996 Who?

[@jamesupton4996]

@@EnclosedPoolArea I'm not thinking of comedians but topics. There are some insanely sick jokes out there.

[@petergreen2552]

For the people of Swansea,life will go on as normal. 😅

[@Timesend]

I absolutely love this

[@parhhesia]

Perfection.

[@tululublue]

Frankie please write a dystopian comedy and get Terry Gilliam to animate it.

[@gohumberto]

World leaders are writing it already.

[@IoEstasCedonta]

It's funny because it's true.

[@beedubree2550]

3:44 what the fuck he was actually right about richard branson attempting to go to space

[@GabedalfTheWhite]

And this was the only memorable thing about 2016. And the final good thing on the BBC

[@abettermousetrap]

Frankie Boyle is who I consider the funniest man on earth. ... for as long as there is one

[@patrickholt2270]

It really doesn't get better than this!

[@justS-6]

@Robert Kirkland You just described yourself

[@karlmcdermott4363]

September 2020 and we're not far from this premonition at all

[@joermundgand]

The Romans laughing at the carnival of horrors and imagine how furious Frankie Boyle is at the left and the right for their moral bankruptcy. I don't have to imagine, I feel like he does.

[@chrisbradshaw9494]

This is amazing

[@hbk4eva1000]

GOAT

[@scotty193]

To the ecstatic applause of the sealion's. Fuck off Frankie you put me in knots of laughter.

[@boredweegie553]

I think the most scariest thing for me is knowing,,, HE'S A DA 😂😂😂😂😂imagine his weans bedtime stories? 😟🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌

[@sandormacneil7580]

UK: "Brexit is the most ridiculous and irresponsible and potentially dangerous thing a country can do politically and economically" USA: *rolling up sleeves* "Hold my beer"

[@danieljob3184]

People like to point to the history books and say "it took 300 years for Rome to fall!" That's because it took 2 months for a message to get from Rome to Londinium. There's an IM in your eMail folder from some guy in Nigeria that was written five minutes ago!

[@johnmc3862]

He meant 4 years instead of 4 months.

[@richardchurchill8081]

Frankie is a legend " pure genius " 👏

[@OlOleander]

If only even a single one of the guests had been as good as the end monologue.

[@StephanieL180]

GENIUS.

[@madburnie]

When life was simple...

[@cameronsmith1178]

People getting all political in the comments. I'm just taking a moment to watch it over again and appreciate the genius of that speech. Such imaginative writing.

[@petergreen2552]

Frankie tells it like it is.

[@happygoluckyscamp]

Oh.. I hate how this is relvent again

[@andrewgalloway7344]

Holy shit .... well ... profound anyway ...

[@MrNinjaFish]

Very alien to see it come out of Frank's mouth, but he does have a point in an odd way. This is necessary.

[@druss69harad61]

Happy days.

[@Andy13april64]

A true spokesman for the public.

[@deant125]

I've never understood why people who want brexit think they are more patriotic than the rest of us. How can brexit which makes us weaker & poorer for decades to come be patriotic? How can brexit which would then lead to the break up of the UK/Great Britain be patriotic? How can brexit which leads to fewer opportunities for young people who are already faced with being the 1st generation in decades who will have lower living standard than their parents be patriotic? I can't think of many things more un patriotic than wanting to make the country worse, weaker, poorer, with fewer opportunities for young people and the inevitable break up of the UK.

[@yancowles]

Genuinely interested to hear what these things are if you don't mind. For myself, I find the concept of nationhood a fairly nebulous notion beyond the idea that we mutually cooperate on a democratic and financial level through voting for those who will govern, taxes etc. to the maintenance of a, hopefully, more equitable society. For the record I would have liked to see us remain in the EU but understand that it was a flawed institution and was perhaps unlikely to have changed much had we not chosen to leave. Whether it will change now or disintegrate is anyone's guess.

[@kida4313]

And what exactly would that be, apart from colonialism and exploitation?

[@StephanieL180]

Because they've been brainwashed to feel the fuzzie-wuzzies upon exposure to symbols like colourful pieces of cloth or songs about warlords who killed other warlords. But caring about the conditions that affect how much food costs or the price of a house is 'elitist'.

[@shonagraham2752]

I voted Brexit and could not give a fuck about patriotism or ripping off the rest of humanity for my own personal gain. Personally I brought up my son to have ethics and not to be a greedy selfish son of a bitch that would watch millions suffer for his personal gain. Remainer you will never understand me until you take your head out your arse and finally grasp the universe does not revolve around you or your selfish consumerist materialism. You have no right to destroy a planet or to be a self righteous arse hole.

[@EleventhFloorBelfry]

Didn't realise this was a contest to be patriotic, lol

[@randothol9003]

FB as always - quality !!

[@shapeshfters]

Take us with you Frankie!

[@overlybored991]

Three days until that clock hits 0, don't let us down!

[@Irysan]

trump just attacked syria so frankie's prediction may be pretty on point

[@thedude9014]

2024 this can be re-used

[@warlockofwordsreturnsrb4358]

Ha, jokes on you Boyle, that was 2016, we're still here! In a still vaguely habitable world.

[@EnclosedPoolArea]

Weirdly, Richard Branson did go to space.

[@canon899]

...cried

[@horatiohuskisson5471]

He mentions James Corden a lot

[@benbunyip]

We miss you Frankie!

[@garethobrien2821]

It's very clever and funny but as Frankie himself said, it's just sentences with surprise endings. I saw him interviewed recently and he can't remember this; it's just one of many monologues he's written. So don't go thinking he's some sage seer.

[@LaturneDictum]

That is the magic for me. Transitional devastation.

[@markbaker5599]

A "sage seer" is 100% exactly what he is. Just because his own words have no significance to him doesn't mean they have no significance to the rest of us.

[@rodmac8358]

The best.

[@steveholmes7876]

Got to remember he is a comedian and obviously don't take him or it to seriously in another interview he was asked could he remember this monologue he said no I do so many so if he can't then you shouldn't

[@druss69harad61]

He's on BBC now.... realistic

[@IoEstasCedonta]

...according to his clock, this all comes to a head on March 9. Why March 9?

[@jackriver1999]

The Notorious B.I.G. died on March 9th, probably an oblique hip hop reference from Frankie Boyle.

[@rhyswatkins7545]

jackriver1999 March the ninth, I'll mark it on my calendar!

[@markbaker5599]

Did you work that out!?

[@harrykrugerharrykruger1876]

slavery is an evil that should befall none

[@UsernameInvalidTHIS]

If he really knew it, he wouldn't have two kids.

[@Gabryal77]

Anyone got any idea how much time is left on the countdown clock?

[@markbaker5599]

Too long...

[@Hammer_Of_Olympia]

A pressure sensitive landline in a time capsule hahaha

[@Franklin.Ellesmere]

Frankie is the bomb when it comes to say what you see

[@davycummings6985]

Massive

[@FBI-wh9pj]

This bloke mate I tell ya

[@steveholmes7876]

P.s previous comments most are talking shit and Frankie Boyle would tell you the same

[@MrShepperson]

Like a love-letter to the dystopian nightmare of a Trump presidency...

[@markbaker5599]

Its cute, (and hilarious) that you think there is/would be, any difference between a Biden or Trump presidency. In fact, nearly a year into Biden's term, he has done nothing he said he would. He has increased military spending and rattled more sabres than Trump did in 4 years. I hate the petty man child, but man, I miss him.

[@marinthecreator]

Seems legit.

[@Michael-tk2ds]

anyone have any idea whos singing hallelujah at the end?

[@DoctorZander01]

Michael Cleary It was one of Leonard Cohen's versions!

[@Michael-tk2ds]

amazing, thank you !

[@DoctorZander01]

Michael Cleary No problem at all!

[@styxcreek]

Leonard Cohen had died the day before

[@greyest3614]

God

[@IoEstasCedonta]

Eerily prescient.

[@jesscurrievideo]

bAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@jillianhorsley5985]

That was harsh, buy to the point.

[@boredweegie553]

harsh?? you EVER seen his stand up?? 😂😂😂😂😂OR at any other time on telly?? Harsh? oooft..not a chance

[@juanaltredo2974]

was this after leonard cohen died?

[@DoctorZander01]

juan altredo I do believe it was. Thanks 2016...

[@boredweegie553]

wasn't it the next day? oh,day before I'm sure.

[@jibjab351]

So, what happened?

[@crung8]

your wife left you.

[@crung8]

your wife left you.

[@SockPuppet80]

Did Garth Ennis grow a beard? #horsecock

[@jesscurrievideo]

[@jesscurrievideo]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

[@jeremywestern7067]

The audience laugh cos they know if they dont the bbc will blacklist em

[@markbaker5599]

They laugh because its funny. I laughed. Not because I thought the BBC would blacklist me. If you didn't find that funny, I'd be concerned about your lack of humour. You're probably the sort of man who would have a cat as his profile pi...oh, wait

[@jeremywestern7067]

@@markbaker5599 you’re laughing at an Asian. You’re racist

[@markbaker5599]

@@jeremywestern7067 im not sure you know what racism means. I had no idea you were asian. But now I do, I know why you didn't laugh: asians have no sense of humour. Now that's racism. You can thank me now. Clearly you are desperate to jump on the "I'm being discriminated against" band wagon.

[@markbaker5599]

@@jeremywestern7067 im black, your accusing me of racism. You are clearly racist

[@robg71]

"Comedy" for the New Middle classes...

[@RastaMonk420]

Then dont watch it snowflake

[@bobburgers4302]

Sad that Frankie Boyle in 2020 went woke.

[@paulelroy6650]

Hes always been woke. The good woke not the bullshit term people use this word for now.

[@jackriver1999]

Woke means enlightened...I think we should all aspire to be enlightened. Your Daily Mail / GB News definition of woke is incredibly boring

[@johnmc3862]

BS narrative 🙄

[@RastaMonk420]

Keep crying snowflake

[@1CounterTerrorist]

pretty contrived and not very funny tbh, although the landmine gag was good.

[@haddy106]

Sorry you feel that way, maybe a different monologue is your cup of tea

[@paultaylor4647]

Frankie can be brilliant but he’s no Hicks.Don’t even try to emulate the god of comedy Mr Boyle!

[@Flynn94]

Paul Taylor Nah he’s not trying to be Hicks, Bill was almost always hopeful about the future, I think this has far more in common with Carlin

[@jackriver1999]

Bill Hicks is Frankie's comedy hero. I don't think Frankie would dare say he's funnier than his idol.

[@templarknight5557]

Frankie is a true SJW old comedian. Registering Off Shore for tax avoidance and renting out 2 of the 3 houses he owns, shows how he is just one of the people and really cares....LMFAO

[@petergreen2552]

He pays his taxes

[@crankystinkleton4284]

"Didn't I dissolve your order in the early 14th Century?" - Philip IV

[@AngelaRyanXX]

He's part of the problem.

[@shredtheknarknar2013]

Angela Ryan do you not understand satire, because it's pretty easy to understand

[@FuckdasketsHOPassass]

Shut up angela

[@blinkblink9757]

Angela Ryan yeah of course he is. Vote Trump eh?

[@davidlammas3629]

Angela Ryan, is that, " he's part of the problem because he's a human being" , or is there something in particular you were trying to draw our attention to?

[@AngelaRyanXX]

@@davidlammas3629 Boyle is a virtue-signalling misogynist asshole. If you missed that?

[@Sabhail_ar_Alba]

Has this guy got a joke in him or does he just like listening to his own voice.

[@boredweegie553]

maybe watch his stand up then ask.

[@TomBartram-b1c]

Definition of sycophantic .. trying your best to sound you're laughing for real at these painfully weak "jokes"