Frankie Boyle's New World Order (S2 EP3) 1st June 2018

[@jackrixon4059]

Those show closing monologues are the greatest thing comedy has ever seen

[@cameronpearce5943]

“I think we use extinction as a comfort blanket, when really 1000 years from now we’ll still be facing the exact same issue” Jeeze, I think that’s the one time somebody’s out grimed Frankie

[@gordonm7038]

Cameron Pearce God is about to pull the plug on His matrix. We've made a right royal cunt of it!

[@Scott_Raynor]

I must be missing something from this joke because this was tame, didn't understand the audiences shock at it.

[@c.chinaski3156]

Scott Raynor i think it was more peoples shared acknowledgement of the grim truth, not the shock factor of the joke but the relatability is what got a reaction

[@jimbeam5891]

Dude nothing matters lol!

[@michaelccozens]

It's true, but it may yet be overly-optimistic. I'm reminded of the apocryphal Einstein quote: “I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” Similar could be said of changes that will be essentially irreversible for humanity, as might be seen if some of the climate tipping-points are reached and feedback loops swing into operation. We've got about 8 years, at the outside, to solve that one, and we're currently accelerating in making it worse. There are levels of species "survival" far more ugly than many have contemplated. Progress is never guaranteed, and barbarism closer to the surface and harder to escape than we'd like to think. These are, in many ways, the best times humanity has ever seen, by a long shot, and we're risking all of it.

[@lolawolfe2227]

amongst the many conditions and addictions that i have, they all accumulate to rewatching frankie boyle, for familiarity, comfort, and for the accurate premonition of the bullshit of life that i desperately wish to escape.

[@Jeremyramone]

My ribs cramped up ferociously from all the laughing, thank you for sharing these videos, seriously appreciate it

[@ΚυριάκοςΧαλκόπουλος]

I keep waiting for Frankie to do a show infront of the scottish parliament. He could call it "Frankie goes to Holyrood".

[@JR-xo5jp]

Ive seen You post this on every Frankie boyle and Frank mckavennie on KZbin .

[@alancavill7166]

​@@JR-xo5jp😂😂

[@richard.s1975]

@@JR-xo5jpit’s funny, let them do it

[@mechanicaldavid4827]

"FRANKIE SAYS PROLAPSE"

[@Blake_Stone]

23:07 when a Katherine Ryan joke has more existential despair than Frankie Boyle.

[@grantmcinnes1176]

She's hilarious when she goes dark. I wish she'd do it more often.

[@seanys]

You know you’ve crossed a line when Frankie laughs that hard.

[@andynewzealand]

Whenever I hear that Rees-Mogg clip I can't help but visualise a lead weighted sack and a fast-flowing river.

[@BloodyYTNamingNonsense]

Why is Frankie wearing Darah's suit?

[@davidcormack375]

Bloody KZbin Naming Nonsense hahahha

[@nizarific001]

Literally laughed out loud reading that.

[@samgarrod4781]

Because you are a racist.

[@N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.]

"knotting his foreskin to a table leg" Well, cross that off the list of phrases I never thought I'd hear.

[@craigrobb8197]

geeze, he's not pulling punches in that monologue is he

[@happyhaze1526]

He's on the boil.

[@christryst]

Lucky we have Frankie on TV doing God's work and Tommy in jail

[@tonedowne]

Indeed! Everytime I hear someone complain about how you can't say anything anymore for fear of offending someone, I think of the ongoing success of Frankie Boyle.

[@christryst]

Kebo Boke As long as he doesn't criticise any of the protected classes, he's golden.

[@jackvalentine7403]

Good.

[@deenloon]

Thanks for posting these. I keep missing the fuckers on normal telly.

[@jackvalentine7403]

deenloon who watches "normal telly" stick to your own "programming".

[@joermundgand]

A menopause cafe sounds like it would one of the layers of hell in dante's inferno.

[@onwingsofshadow]

"I really wish she'd been on the scene at 9/11." Laughed so hard it hurt.

[@SuperCatman]

Net and Yahoo!

[@briane5706]

Super Catman You are referring to the Israeli Prime Minister?

[@SuperCatman]

Frankie said that his name sounded like a cheap Internet package.

[@garethm3242]

Spot on as always, cheers Frankie, from Northern Ireland.

[@josephmulhall3230]

North of Ireland

[@Josh-ek8qq]

Katherine Ryan was great in this

[@Josh-ek8qq]

#teammisogny

[@Josh-ek8qq]

Ooo, you're hard

[@DZXDachande]

I agree with you Josh B. I wasn't exactly a fan of hers to begin with, but I'm starting to find her bleak outlook quite endearing. She is learning the British ways well, now we've drained that Canadian positivity out of her.

[@paulcoy9060]

Wow, all you need is Milton Jones, and you'll have a Mock The Week holiday re-run.

[@AJ_Evo]

"I never missed you more than when I came in a robot's hair." Well, now I know what to write on the xmas card I'll be sending to my ex-girlfriend in order to charm her back to me.

[@SeanKL107]

“Are we trying to normalize her?” Me, an American: “Oh, you think YOU’VE got it bad?!”

[@billberndtson]

06:28 Maybe it's bc it's Frankie, but I heard something else when he said "dogged insistence."

[@morphman86]

"This is a basic human rights issue" And that's why May is against it. She's been actively opposing the Human Rights Act since she was Home Sec. It was one of the main talking points before she was appointed as Prime Minister (because remember, she didn't get elected... either of the times). And after the appointment, one of her first statement was her intention to remove the Human Rights Act from British law as soon as we're out of EU. Her second was to start widdling it down by redefining the word "house" to no longer have the legal meaning "habitable for humans".

[@nothingtobeconcernedabout7477]

I fancy Mona Chalabi. Knows whats she talks about, uses numbers, witty and all with that voice, as well as being visually appealing. [Edit] Also Jack Carroll was a really good addition.

[@DrBagPhD]

Seeing a journalist asking Theresa-bot to break its programming was pretty great.

[@michaelccozens]

That's the weird thing; they all talked like it was a difficult question, but it really, really isn't. This should have been right up Theresa-bot's programmed alley. It's basically a standard "humanize yourself to our audience" profile-fluffing question, to which any professional pol should have pre-written, or be quickly-able to cobble-up, appropriate answers. It's the kind of soft question you would expect from a partisan, friendly interviewer. May had nothing, and could think of nothing. That's a remarkable lack of planning and ability to improvise, which is not... super, for a Great-Nuclear-Power leader? That would seem the more important point. I get that there's additional difficulties for her in being an older woman in British politics and the increased scrutiny the bigotry around that brings, but that would seem to be more reason to have an answer prepped, not less, and aggravates the underlying display of incompetence, which, again, not great around nukes.

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

As much as I hate Theresa May, I don’t like those ‘girls night’ questions, can you imagine reporters asking Blair or Cameron what they do to let their hair down?

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

Its the cringe factor when The top politician cant even handle soft ball questions.

[@britbong1457]

Oh yes can you imagine the sheer gall of an interviewer willing to ask our prime minister what they want to do in their spare time? Oh my god

[@weetikissa]

Invade the Middle East and facefuck hogs?

[@GullyFoyleTerra]

Couple of bevies and pizza with the lads?

[@faiselbutt2944]

Couldn't agree more.

[@tonymccann1978]

Nice one. Boyle is a genius. Great videos.

[@LPKelly380]

The Brexit Pizza joke was very close to James Acaster’s bit about ordering Brexit Steak and having to eat the plate of shit that they bring instead…. 😂😂

[@JackT13]

Every episode reinforces my view that he is the best satirical comic ever

[@JackT13]

Yes I woke up from it on Friday

[@fredmila]

The comparison between Brexit and ordering a pizza that turns out to be crap is perfect.

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

The Monologue was excellent Thought the first joke was the best until I heard the others. lol.

[@christryst]

00Billy Yeah! 1984 now!

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon was a daft idiot.

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

Ego- Too bad Stephen Lennox doesnt know what a court order means. Also why did he plead guilty everytime?

[@TheRobster2007]

Better a riding fish than a whinging rightie I say! ;)

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

Again why did he plead guilty?

[@tweekmenipps5053]

Love this guy...crosses the line consistently...one of the finest contemporary English language comedians ...Sam Bee is up there, as well...cudos for her show this week. Sadly taken down...Go Frankie!

[@gyro4250]

asphyxiwank

[@johnmunro4952]

John Smith we used to call it "doing a Hutchence"

[@itookallthenames]

"sounded like he said asphyxiwank" ...."he DID say asphyxiwank!"

[@kingsmasher96og]

I was SO "medicated" that as i was having my drink, the audience starts clapping and i hear your voice. For a second, i thought i got teleported straight into the studio..i almost shat myself..😬🤷🏻‍♂️

[@unixnerd1]

I love the net an' yahoo joke but it's one Frankie's used before and I anticipated it.

[@morphman86]

When watching that bit of Boris Johnson, remember HE is the chief negotiator for Brexit!

[@joshuafranco1570]

I feel like Trump and Brexit share the same bleak path, and Holly's analogy is spot on. Like we Americans have been so caught up with the mess Trump has made so far, but we've failed to see the real pain to come. Not sure that's how Brexit is going to be, but I feel like that path could possibly be shared? I feel like she's so spot on its wondrous and heartwrenching at the same time. Well spotted Holly.

[@Itsjustmyselfsoitis]

crisisofconsciousness Aye 'MAGA' is bullshit. I mean, can anyone truly name a time when it was great? America has been fucking with the world since about WW2, some adventures before that along with alot of racism slavery and genocide before that. Even when the US was doing well it spoilt the whole thing by murdering millions of people in aggressive wars. For empires to be great alot of other peoples and nations have to suffer. It's the "American Dream" afterall, for the most part they have no interest in other nations doing well. PS when I generalize about Americans like that I most mean the establishment and military, but alot of people support them too of course. Long story short, I'm not bashing ALL Americans... just a bunch of cunts out there.

[@NosyFella]

The real damage of the Trump administration is the masses of deregulation and privatisation that is going on almost unnoticed in the background. If America wasn't fucked before then it will be in the future. I'd move if I lived there.

[@joshuafranco1570]

Well...both of these replies are garbage. Lol.

[@NosyFella]

Joshua Franco Which part?

[@joshuafranco1570]

The first two. The third comment about privatization is pretty accurate.

[@phenomanII]

The best part of this season so far was seeing Jack Carroll. It's been a while since I last heard anything about him, glad to see he's still a sharp lad.

[@hyperion967]

Frankie's beard cover his jowels...now its all I can look it, wobbling freely.

[@angusbrown5338]

You know, I think at this point he's just trying to see how many shows he can get kicked out of haha

[@bob2nifty]

cheers for upload!

[@theunion6024]

Can anyone point me in the direction of the rest button please

[@peterrfowler16]

The crush on Akala is completely genuine of course

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Peter Fowler cannot blame her

[@jackvalentine7403]

jealous much.

[@rollercoasterfan9335]

We all love Akala moment was so faked.

[@paulmossmusique]

Day did it crushingly efective

[@tomimpala]

23:07 Brilliant. And Frankie's character descriptions are always so spot on.

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

The cabinet meeting minutes...Brilliant, bravo Frankie.

[@danno633]

It's like watching a north london dinner party

[@jackvalentine7403]

Chubby Fonzey nice dinner party man, two stunners an a fungi.

[@danzel1157]

Chubby Fonzey. You know how they go down then?

[@johnnymeringues987]

It was absolutely diabolical and I want to neck myself

[@carolynwestlake2246]

Chubby Fonzey really? Never been to one!

[@itookallthenames]

If I was there I'd be trying to work out how I was going to get Mona back to my place

[@stannousflouride8372]

This show makes me laugh out loud far more than any other program on US or UK television.

[@GefJam1]

For me, best one of this series so far

[@RIXRADvidz]

8:45, I'm beginning to believe the ''Lizard'' stories...T-May can't even fathom the idea of a ''girls' night out', the context of the syntax makes no sense to her. she can only repeat her coding. domestic abuse and making women's lives a living hell.

[@RyHughes1978]

The truest proposition considered on a decade 👌

[@Wotsinyourbag3]

Frank you are a national treasure, thank god there is one person who tells it straight.

[@jgeeth]

I swear in the future if Apple releases a new ass hole for a sex robot omg I will laugh and cry at the same time 😂😭

[@michaelccozens]

The worst thing is, it'll; be proprietary, work with absolutely no other standards, be incredibly expensive to fix or replace, and be a feature users of the more-open systems tend to get for free.

[@beenaplumber8379]

@@michaelccozens The new iButt - look for it in 2024.

[@devinstubbs4456]

why is Frankie turning into Dara Ó Briain?

[@Lenriak]

It's the Celtic genes they both share.

[@JackT13]

If Dara made even one of these jokes he’d have a heart attack from actually being funny for once

[@PLJ-tp6ry]

Wow, I thought exactly the same thing when he first walked out

[@millwallholdings]

what fat bald ugly and unfunny

[@RileyFreeman_]

You got season 2 episode 2 ? :)

[@gordonm7038]

That Walsh woman was as funny as Jeffrey Dahmer's fridge.

[@thumper8684]

To lose a trademark beard in the middle of a series, was he physically threatened?

[@MuditBadlani]

Hi! Could you manage Frankie Goes to Russia in HD?

[@MyTeaIsMighty]

I literally just come here for the monologue

[@gareth0412]

What was edited out with the Boris Johnson Bit? At 17:80 ish

[@1989NickyD]

17.80? lol

[@FirestickTutorials]

Nick may i ask how you record these?

[@brandonnow4188]

Best show so far !

[@celestialteapot3310]

Are the audience specially selected by any chance?

[@infiniteflame2374]

Jesus Christ Theresa May can't even answer a soft ball question like how would you let your hair down. Also young Jacob Rees Mogg was fucking terrifying.

[@eoingillespie9250]

Anyone else constantly forget to watch this on TV

[@xensonar9652]

Never.

[@petergreen2552]

This is essential TV.

[@petergreen2552]

That joke about the tree in Golgotha__ brutal. 😂

[@thundertick5666]

God that 'How would you let your hair down?' interview with May was painful.

[@happyhaze1526]

Whoohooooooooo! Frankie Fridays!!!

[@neilpavett3413]

Best thing on TV at the moment. Also, glad the beard has gone

[@rubyrhodhooligan859]

Was 16:48 a SCP description?

[@henryorsomething]

I sort of want to know what the show would be like if Labour had a majority in the House. Obviously Frankie leans left so would he be all sunshine and daisies or would he find ways to take the piss out of them as well, just curious tbh.

[@krispy529]

Holly Walsh and Jack Carroll were Frankie Boyle's two guest stand-up comedians on a 2016 episode of Live At The Apollo. I'm just saying!

[@rarefool9520]

wow frankie turned into a whipped hand puppet from the muppets

[@aidansharples7751]

My god May was so awkward I nearly quit watching.

[@InsaneGamersOfficial]

Nick, will you be uploading "Frankie goes to Russia"? Episode 1 aired last night.

[@1989NickyD]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqiWhq2apNSHiqc

[@InsaneGamersOfficial]

Thanks.

[@calumrosscameron]

he had a good barnet for one week of his entire life, now back to ginger ball bag.

[@mycroft1905]

Refreshing.

[@JJJPPP6096]

gotta be frank. i thought the cripple was going on a pity gig. i fkin loved him

[@texaspete33]

I'd love to take Mona out for a chippy tea. I'd even let her have a can of pop.

[@Itsjustmyselfsoitis]

You'll be eatin chips out of her knickers in no time.

[@texaspete33]

It's just myself, so it is. That’s the dream

[@Gothy420]

Pabst is the beer you drink when your house is on fire

[@pnklady3788]

Queueing up in a giant traffic jam still waiting finding out what misery is like!! Yep.. It's a really long traffic jam, because we're still waiting....

[@TheyMadeMonsters]

CoOl ViD..! 👍

[@OneAndOnlyMe]

"She's still his nanny" LOL

[@julianv.5848]

FRANKIE BOYLE.... CLEAN, TRANSPARENT AND QUIRKY 🐦 🐦 🐦

[@ScottishPEACEguy]

8:24 I bet she's thinking, id share so fat frogs with my friends, but what that means is she would be sucking the blood from a toddler with the royal family and the rest of her rich friends and her overlords.

[@mnaftw]

Saras earrings and mona's hair look amazing

[@solsdadio]

Every time I hear a Liverpool accent a little something dies inside me.......

[@maxheadroom3839]

Frankie has a way of getting to the point 😀.

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

Oh the poor Stephen Yaxley-Lennon trolls seems a little riled. Wonder Why?

[@00BillyTorontoBill]

find a new hero. One that knows the law maybe..

[@danzel1157]

00Billy. After looking at the replies to your comment on Lennon, it seems you're spot on. They're probably upset that he got banged up too.

[@GreatteacherOni1993]

I guess you support the state silencing it's citizens when they report on crimes.

[@danzel1157]

Komodo Lundy. Who was reporting on crimes? You mean Lennon? The dumbass was jailed for contempt of court. My understanding is that the trial could have been abandoned because of his actions. What a fucking hero!

[@saoirsedeltufo7436]

Komodo Lundy I guess you support criminals breaking the law?

[@davidhull8046]

The boss. A very clever man. ✌❤

[@instantclassic1991]

Wasn't that lad on BGT?

[@ahuman9864]

“Afixi-wank” lmfao!

[@JackH-bl9mb]

"asphyxi-wank"

[@george4k904]

Frankie looks like the child at the end of 'Big'

[@Eideric]

15 seconds in - close up of man in the audience who appears to have stolen Frankie Boyle's beard...

[@rienpost]

The beard is finally gone. YEAH!

[@danieldavidisson9906]

Socialized Insanity I’m a transistorized, transgenederized, transmogrified trans-human A corporatized, commercialized, industrial-strength consumer A goal setting, gym sweating, debt fretting freak A social climbing net-worker that’s always on heat I got my edumacation, majoring in indoctrination Where they taught me to comply, to never question why And so I’m chasing an illusion, of success that’s a delusion That is sending me insane, exploding my brain And as we teeter on the brink, soon to be extinct I always have a smile, coz' I'm living in denial.

[@KeepOffTheBorderlands]

That Richmond sausage has let itself go a bit.

[@OneAndOnlyMe]

Look at all the hateful comments. Boyle isn't attacking any of you, all he's doing is pointing out injustices in the world and satirising. Jeez. people need to chill.

[@RatelHBadger]

EGADS BRAIN!!! He's had a shave!!!!!!!

[@dantaylor7344]

If GEC HAD been nationalised maybe it wouldn't be a French company like it is today.

[@JanjayTrollface]

Theresa May is unbelievably cringe-worthy.

[@TheRobster2007]

What a bonus. I had no idea these shows were going to trigger righties so much. That's a very good sign. Keep it up.

[@jefersonvilaede]

nothing wrong with being Right leaning. Far right, thats a problem. Same with Left, nothing wrong, but far left...Furthermore, no balanced human is either right or left. A wise person sees both and incorporates the best of both, otherwise, you're a tool for division.

[@TheRobster2007]

Which I do. It was a joke. It is enjoyable to see the radicals get triggered, regardless of side. Lighten up. ;)