Cults

Premium Episode 47

[@hals6118]

Always really funny when Adam is actually telling an interesting story and Nick gets mad that he can’t abuse him

[@mikewilson3413]

Im weirdly flattered Adam knows so much about my old church haha

[@tommeliusbthaprofit6157]

​@@mikewilson3413those niche mainly white dress-coded religions gotta stick together, y'know?

[@pericles9629]

Gets pissed at him for reciting trivia and then preceding to do the exact samething about Katharine hepburn

[@FumblsTheSniper]

It’s great that my close personal friend Nick shows genuine anger that Mormons don’t get to be polygamists anymore.

[@richardroe5078]

I assure you nothing has changed.

[@keith8758]

I met a Mormon girl on tinder years ago. She wanted to meet at KFC and then spent an hour trying to convert me.

[@HighlyRegardted]

Haha that’s fucking awesome

[@FrogToadBug]

Yeah one time I was trying to hook up with this Christian girl and she brought me to a youth thing where everyone was singing and afterward she was like "so what do you think?" And I was like "that was cool, I'm still an atheist but I would go again" and then she never spoke to me after that

[@FumblsTheSniper]

That honestly sounds awesome. Fried chicken and you got to talk to a crazy person.

[@keith8758]

@@FumblsTheSniper she was also in the air force which added another layer of crazy altogether. Fun times all around.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

@@keith8758 2/3 of Mormons I’ve known joined the Air Force. It seems to be a thing for them.

[@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093]

"They kept getting kicked out of every place they lived in because people were like 'fuck these fucking weirdos.'" The fact that Adam says this with absolutely zero self awareness is totally hilarious.

[@medinasmadre5391]

109 baby

[@wilc4014]

@@medinasmadre5391 if I got kicked out of 109 different gyms, would I blame the gyms?

[@gaulicwarlord]

Cool it with the antisemitic remarks

[@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093]

@@gaulicwarlord I've seen Adam sitting in his office spinning a fucking minorah.

[@TommyRandall]

109 million

[@4Torches]

no joke: I learned everything I know about mormons from South Park

[@shifty1927]

Thats the same place I learned about Canadians.

[@randbarrett8706]

The most important thing being that Mormons are right. They definitely have the correct response to our modern, American world.

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

Me too and i live in Utah!

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

Same about scientology

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

One time when i was in jail my cell mate kissed me

[@ElMoShApPiNeSs]

Sometimes I think it'd be really cool if Nick would stop interrupting Adam so he can finish a sentence. I'm as gay as they come.

[@dmwalter9004]

i love how nick has brought up staring at amish women on multiple occasions because you know that its something he’s really done

[@coheteos]

He literally says he does it, whats the mistery?

[@fuckingstupidhandles]

stav asking what an anvil is for is incredible

[@johnnyawooga8503]

Yeah really, imagine being a grown man and somehow not knowing what an anvil was for, as if the only reason anvils existed was for Looney tunes bullshit

[@manny7289]

@@johnnyawooga8503well stav is not a grown man

[@squigpeels.1021]

8:05 "they're scared of the machines" - Stav, The Intellectual.

[@badacyborg]

It's hilarious and disturbing that you can tell when Nick is on coke.

[@calzonetrash]

all the earlier episodes are so coked up, all of them are shouting and acting fucking nuts it’s awesome

[@badacyborg]

@@calzonetrash I know man I miss it.

[@tommeliusbthaprofit6157]

Spoiler alert: you can tell when anybody is doing coke

[@mattk1631]

The "just marry every women you want to have sex with," was Larry King's philosophy.

[@lewisgann280]

I mean back in the day that’s what you had to do.

[@Deadman1000]

I'll always love when Adam says things with such confidence and be so wrong about everything.

[@mikewilson3413]

He actually knows it pretty well haha.

[@parttimeposter1998]

Jim Jones notoriously had sex with both men and women. P.S. He didn’t have sex with me, but I’m also gay.

[@leethomas1400]

"imagine hating Amish people that much!" Nick: "yeah"

[@henrysmith8603]

adam was on a roll and nick ruined it with his compulsion to constantly bring him down :(

[@lylechipperson3407]

amish are literally just christian jews, I'm extremely surprised nick finds them so cool.

[@stevem.o.1185]

Your statement is Messianic Jew erasure and I won't stand for it.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

Nah they hate themselves so much that he can’t help but like them

[@elisorrells5314]

The Amish don’t run the banks and media

[@Mark-jr6ld]

Maybe he just respects their focus

[@andreaholcock8992]

They’re not because they actually contribute to society in small ways. Hasids just make the room stink

[@schertt]

let's make a compound dude, i'll have a pizza oven, you'll have a forge

[@adamalucard1288]

So this is what schizophrenia is like

[@samuelmcintosh7758]

Documentary is Holy Hell. Super good, but the breakdown Nick does is better lol

[@marcantoinelab12321]

2:55 I am surprised Nick didn't look at Adam and say it reminded him of another certain group of people. 🇮🇱

[@my8thaccount236]

It would’ve been the perfect opportunity.

[@eddiehopper2444]

Love when the boys talk about my childhood religion lol

[@notashton.]

The best religion

[@qojte]

the weird mormon shit?

[@mattdmastiff4524]

Got any soaking stories? Gay only plz Should we call gay soaking mudding?

[@m3rbs]

Lol exmo cumboys unite

[@samhyde6395]

He obviously means Amish.

[@tomarnold9724]

the amish actually run most of the puppy mills in the united states and abuse the shit out of the dogs and also im gay

[@samhyde6395]

They also abuse children and women but all 3 are basically the same thing I guess.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

The Amish are generally pieces of shit. They think everyone but them, and even other Amish, is scum that will be burning in hell for eternity. They bend all their own rules to make money off those same people.

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Is that true

[@whotfisashtin]

@@scrappyanimations4096 yes

[@larsfinlay7325]

@@whotfisashtin ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

[@kklooser123]

The documentary they are referring to is called Holy Hell. Pretty crazy doc. source: I'm gay

[@thomasgartland9763]

Nick: “that doc about the guy in shape? Adam: not even a Mila second later “yes I’ve seen that movie”

[@Josh-jw3go]

Mila second

[@idklol4197]

that thumbnail actually made me lol. adam is great

[@MrMalicious5]

Jimmy Stewart also had that ambiguous accent. He talked like an American Sean Connery.

[@tjmaxwell21]

Has anyone thought that Nick might have taken over that Vietnamese channel and brought all those violations on other accounts as a troll? Lol it makes total sense

[@samhyde6395]

You're only like the hundredth person to say that.

[@shaquilleobrien5722]

Oh oh Adam, tell us about the Talmud next!!

[@andrewpodolio59]

Adam should absolutely be in charge of the bull breeding program at the compound

[@TheHonoredMadman]

I definitely see Stavs importance to the dynamic here

[@tupacthuggrmx841]

the randomness keeps it interesting

[@lindboknifeandtool]

They have both mentioned getting a forge and making a sword as incredibly gay and something they’d never do, and a cool and fun idea

[@rorke6092]

dude imagine running a Rungspringe hostel. This is my life goal now

[@fartpimpson3843]

Baffling to me how confidently wrong Nick is on so many topics, but then also has a savant memorization of every show on UPN. His mind is as enigmatic as I am gay Edit: fucking Christ, Stav couldn't allow Nick to sound stupider than him so he asks what the fuck an anvil is for. Blistering ignorance

[@tib7777]

His early covid takes are super spicy

[@vinigretzky97]

@@tib7777 ....and right

[@vinigretzky97]

@OldSkool Groovist obviously yes.

[@vinigretzky97]

@OldSkool Groovist just because you have repeated a lie for 2 years still doesnt make it true.

[@Doodoofart725]

@@vinigretzky97 no way you're this stupid

[@iunnox666]

Adam has way too much confidence here.

[@freyathesage1749]

Yeah, he was wrong about cult leaders not having sex with guys and girls. Jim Jones was reportedly bi.

[@br3akstuff]

Cocaine will do that

[@PaytonsOwnProductions]

Goated thumbnail

[@connorlowis4774]

This week, stav names another person or group he would “beat the fuck out of” and is yet again, wrong.

[@thomaswhite8058]

i am gay and this is from 2 years ago

[@jaxgallagher911]

Wow dude, sounds pretty straight of you.

[@tommeliusbthaprofit6157]

​@@thomaswhite8058checks out

[@GiveSic]

5:12 Stav and Adam not understanding Trans-Atlantic accents is hilarious

[@bobkin611]

This is one of the funniest bits fucking EVER.

[@bryanmckinney1098]

Adam.... They're just called Mormons. I'm gay

[@NATHAN3561]

Body negative babyyyyy🎉

[@AJordan44-]

The closest we ever got to a new vegas episode

[@evenbiggerafricanguy3079]

Me and my ex cell late made a bet that see who could vrape who first.

[@noahbobrow]

Was just in Salt Lake City recently and that Mormon Hq building is weird as fuck

[@goldonthemixer554]

It's manners

[@coolestinternetperson]

6:10 this is gunna be the thing that brings us down

[@askinperson2839]

The picture is amazing

[@monsieurlemon]

i thought that was mumkey and rusty cage as hasidim

[@BNardolilli]

Jim Jones did both

[@TheLokiBiz]

The cult is Buddhafield or something like that.

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

I love all 3 of my former Homosexual Dads, but god damn Nick ruined so much of the show by autistically interrupting so often. Adam "interupts" by trying to jump into the conversation, Stav is the Golden boy who not only doesnt interupt, he has repeatedly shown that he can listen to dual conversations. God Im so fucking gay I wanna die

[@tommeliusbthaprofit6157]

The interrupting is forgivable but as a casual, late to the party person, I'm getting sick of Nick being mean in the weirdest ways

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

@@tommeliusbthaprofit6157 he is bipolar

[@drewpeacock9087]

​@@tommeliusbthaprofit6157nick is the funniest but is a bitter man deep down

[@GiveSic]

The boys need to take a trip to Northern Indiana, there's Amish fucking everywhere out here

[@Sin1one]

Think there might be something in the soil that makes them want to fuck in public.

[@tgmoore90]

Yötta Life

[@macejaso]

Adam, not seeing the similarities between the Mormons being ostracized like the Jews is always hilarious.

[@leeraines7821]

I hate going back to older eps and listening to Nick knife at Adam

[@CliffuckingBooth]

3:55 random fart

[@daxsheepard9344]

*Hope my schizophrenic episodes are just this shit replaying when I’m old*

[@Woodsy2575]

Shit dude I watched that documentary today

[@michaelbpeenus2955]

But like what was it

[@Woodsy2575]

@@michaelbpeenus2955 It's called Holy Hell, it's basically exactly like they said. There's a french guy conning all these hot, young, curious people with spiritual enlightenment, doing all this yoga and stuff, and then he fucks all the hot young dudes.

[@timanderson6896]

Wow dude that is cool

[@mikewilson3413]

HAHA I use to be Mormon, this is like 95% accurate believe it or not.

[@jemimallah2591]

at his worst nick is as much of an opie as adam is

[@chrisdugan5555]

Nicks a bad friend to Adam

[@X8X8X6X4X]

They need to do coke again

[@runner9528]

It's like 10 guys talking over each other. Can't hear shit.

[@QMan1234red]

Im Amish racist

[@neomcdoom]

Adam was telling an interesting story. Idk why nick interrupted him

[@benjaminziegler7437]

Ever since these guys took the jab, they haven't been the same

[@ThineLesser]

Amish is not a cult

[@Leotv19]

1000% is

[@WaffleHouseBandit]

Why?

[@mactallica9293]

All religions are

[@Matt77125]

Please change the picture, Judaism is not a cult.