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@ver85922 жыл бұрын
First also maybe pin your comment so everyone can see it!
@jadoncochrane99982 жыл бұрын
Do a "If device brands were people". Then you can have an Android/Apple fight and PC/Mac fight. Then Samsung comes into the picture and Apple is like: "didn't you come here with Android?" Samsung:"Nah man, we are just workmates". Google Pixel steps in: "Yeah, he works for Dad but we aren't fRieNdS!". Anyways, the point is. Android and PC are better than Apple products. COMMENCE COMMENT BRAWL!
@mintylimeade12812 жыл бұрын
if Continents were people
@hadiqaimran22072 жыл бұрын
@@ver8592 😂l😅
@nfglegos2 жыл бұрын
You should make: "If the letters of the alphabet were people"
@frogingtum.thecrumbling2 жыл бұрын
"You sustain life, so I can't really say anything bad about you." HAD ME ROLLING 😭😭
@shimerrill9672 жыл бұрын
Yes, everyone loves water
@olliepack2022 Жыл бұрын
*ehem ehem* water poisoning *cough cough*
@frogingtum.thecrumbling Жыл бұрын
@@olliepack2022 BAHSHAHAHAHA
@kookie_809 Жыл бұрын
what in the world happened to tuberculosis
@Spocklee Жыл бұрын
I mean he's not wrong lol
@gtd56262 жыл бұрын
"We always need a soft option for the people who don't wanna drink water for whatever reason". This is so true.
@gtd56262 жыл бұрын
@свевский I'm so sorry, nvm my comment. How do you guys survive without water?
@gtd56262 жыл бұрын
@свевский If you say so.
@redbeardaquatics9936 Жыл бұрын
Water beats soda in every way possible. In my opinion.
@sakuraryuji0110 күн бұрын
@@gtd5626 some people can’t really drink water without flavor or an additive. It’s an unusual medical condition they are still studying about. It is quite a medical mystery.
@trinaq2 жыл бұрын
I love how nonchalant Beer was when Liquid Antacid stated that the only thing he was good for was poor decision making. He really takes his faults in stride. 😂🍺
@Introvertedalpha2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Yarblocosifilitico2 жыл бұрын
Beer is so chill and self-aware. All he needs to be perfect is a pillow on his belly :P
@MCFLURRYJESTER2 жыл бұрын
@@Introvertedalpha out of context-
@Mohmed_salim692 жыл бұрын
Nobody cares for liquid antacid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Ritercrazy2 жыл бұрын
Too right. It would be a bad decision to not agree. lol
@connorfries82972 жыл бұрын
As an Italian bottle of wine, I can confirm this is accurate
@nathangrabow83332 жыл бұрын
😆
@FrankJames2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@TheAmazing19882 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@juliacornejo78022 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@yeahz_purple17862 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂
@shelbywoo32292 жыл бұрын
“You’re Lucky I’m so tolerant, Milk.” Bwahahaha! Poor little baby wine. 😊
@unterdessen88222 жыл бұрын
How would they attract Homelander, if they didn't have milk?
@AmaraJordanMusic2 жыл бұрын
I love the tolerant line. 😂
@the_alaskans2 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂 “someone will ask for me…there’s always ONE”
@anarag28262 жыл бұрын
And…that’s my dad 😂
@Izabela-ek5nh2 жыл бұрын
...and it's me. And oat milk 😃😃
@jessiehogue. Жыл бұрын
Me mum. I know the feeling.
@airy2149 ай бұрын
don't make the joke don't make the joke don't make the joke
@yoyle_me5 ай бұрын
my object show brain was about to comment comment "hfjone" but then i thought it would be annoying
@miriamw.2 жыл бұрын
That day, coughee understood completely that what’s on the *inside* matters most… 😂
@InvincibleSucks2 жыл бұрын
ah yes coughee
@HadiKhan-qx2vn2 жыл бұрын
🎉 coughee
@SomebodyAteMyCookies2 жыл бұрын
Coffee*
@SomebodyAteMyCookies2 жыл бұрын
Nvm i didnt finish watching the vid
@Astoria5672 жыл бұрын
Respect 😅
@BlowBow22 жыл бұрын
As an INFP tea addict, I am offended that the best drink in the world did not make an appearance.
@therapyhelps2 жыл бұрын
ENFP tea addict here, same.
@shachardl53602 жыл бұрын
INFJ and a tea junkie and I agree! (he could've being a british posh dude, an over relaxed dude doing yoga/meditation, a tourist who is far-eastern country enthusiastic or a grandma, the possibilities are endless!)
@missrobinhoodie2 жыл бұрын
Right?! I was also waiting for the best frink in the world 🫖😊
@warriorcatkitty2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂 (I actually don't drink tea all that often, but I do like it)
@Art_and_Soul_Studio2 жыл бұрын
Yea tea is too good for them I guess
@trinaq2 жыл бұрын
I loved Chianni's Italian accent, it was so hilarious, especially when he pointed out that "Milkshake's" moustache had fallen on the floor! 😂🤣
@amigo._a2 жыл бұрын
He made me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣
@Yarblocosifilitico2 жыл бұрын
I died when he sends the little bambino back to the cellar so that people don't spit it out hahaha
@RC-xl8se2 жыл бұрын
Let's say his italian accent could get better. 😂
@haiirokishi93472 жыл бұрын
Yeah that was the Best xD nothing get my mood on good Side like the ind of shorts, but that banter.... XD is one of the Best hahahah
@minV53262 жыл бұрын
It's soo funny hha 1:15
@xxmarina2 жыл бұрын
Wine: *starts beatboxing like a demented italian sausage* Beer: 👁👄👁
@nolesy342 жыл бұрын
🤣👌
@kookie_809 Жыл бұрын
demented italian sausage i love you for that
@blujay5472 жыл бұрын
16 Personalities in the Middle Ages. Not only do you get an excuse to dress up in fancy clothes, but as a theater kid I'm sure you could slip in a good couple of Shakespeare references.
@emilywright51042 жыл бұрын
YES. YES.
@Yarblocosifilitico2 жыл бұрын
as long as the Dragon-slayer Knight is one of them
@mollymitchell-koch1952 жыл бұрын
I can definitely see Hero (Much Ado About Nothing) as an INTJ. She has strong opinions, but is forced to hide them and plays an essential role in plotting to bring together Beatrice and Benedick. She's really just as clever and strategically minded as her ENTP cousin. (This is coming from a real life INTJ)
@msmaria50392 жыл бұрын
Can the INFT be the seer? Since they can predict the future?
@theempress11042 жыл бұрын
Oh this would be wonderful. I'll watch out for that.
@totesmcgotes162 жыл бұрын
I want to watch an entire sitcom revolved around the character of wine.
@macaronmaker07202 жыл бұрын
I love that you just started speaking gibberish at the end of the Italian wines rant 😆 Great sketch :)
@chiozoe2 жыл бұрын
I liked the cough syrup line “I can get crazy at parties” because he’s not wrong 😂 Drinking a lot of it causes certain effects
@jaschabull23652 жыл бұрын
Like wanting to watch videos of animals filmed close-up with a wide-angle lens played to Benny Hill music?
@airrejp2 жыл бұрын
i took the woooooock to poland
@delirium6752 Жыл бұрын
@@jaschabull2365 Search up "Lean" and you'll get it
@Loknhbgggg Жыл бұрын
@@airrejphard as a roooooooooock in poland
@Loknhbgggg Жыл бұрын
@@airrejplook at my cooooooooock its swollen
@gracestampfel91442 жыл бұрын
Better watch out for Aunt Hilda! We definitely don't want a repeat of last year.....😂
@slosh1772 жыл бұрын
I loved when liquor wouldn't let juice be a kids drink. "nah nah nah, I got juice all to myself" lol!
@stellacavaliere83282 жыл бұрын
As an Italian, the wine character made me laugh so hard.
@disgustof-riley2 жыл бұрын
Juice and Liquors relationship dynamic is golden
@STB4G2 жыл бұрын
Energy drink was running a marathon, tea was at the queens funeral, and everyone forgot who smoothie is
@idapiseddu16552 жыл бұрын
Watching as an Italian makes the dialogue between Chianti and Sangiovese waaayyyy funnier -INFP
@Nisselak2 жыл бұрын
hmm, I must say, I found it a bit stereotyped 🤔
@MaverickJackJohnson2 жыл бұрын
"I can get crazy at parties." Truer words were never spoken.
@attheranch8732 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is Frank getting better and better and better at this? I liked wine the best😀
@TheDotButLoooong2 жыл бұрын
Frank going crazy as wine is hilarious
@BM-xi4kd2 жыл бұрын
I love how he's so incredibly funny that even he himself can't hide it sometimes and bursts out in laughter in the end of some acting scenes😂😂
@RyanNerdyGamer2 жыл бұрын
Juice’s theatre co-star Punch, Coffee’s distant cousin Tea, and Milk’s hipster roommate Smoothie were invited; sadly, they all had other plans: - Punch was left to do a solo version of the latest “Punch n’ Juicy” stage show; he has since been scouted for a solo performance in the live charity event “Kool-Aid” - Tea was last seen boarding a plane to the British Isles; rumours, theories, and creepypastas about his puzzling disappearance still percolate in online message board “4chai” - Smoothie landed the guest role in “If a Smoothie Was Abducted by Aliens,” hosted on the Frank James KZbin channel, following a lifelong dream of being a star; his wish was ultimately granted after being jettisoned for accidentally triggering Galaxathor’s then-undiagnosed fructose allergy
@the_5th_night2 жыл бұрын
Tea has been very busy since the queen’s funeral, but even prior to that, he’s been hard to reach, living in Australia. You see, he always had this weird on-again off-again relationship with Frank James’s KZbin-cousin dear Christine.
@HiddenTalent_072 жыл бұрын
Yo this is so good. You totally need recognition for this!
@rhondamontgomery3797 Жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention Cider 😅, dude.
@swanlake6942 жыл бұрын
"There is no such thing as too thick" MILKSHAKE OUT HERE SPITTIN' FACTS
@JustAnotherShopaholic2 жыл бұрын
Thicc milkshakes are the best
@cynicalperson1612 жыл бұрын
I love that Water was in charge of the meeting.
@jasonsteele69202 жыл бұрын
That pseudo-Italian rant that just devolved into gibberish, tho! 🤣 With the little laugh at the end! As a fellow Italian-American I approve!
@StephanieJeanne2 жыл бұрын
"Coughee" and Liquid Antacid tried to crash! I loved the mustache falling off. So true, there's always one who wants decaf That was funny and clever! 🙌😂
@trinaq2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I laughed so hard at Cough Syrup and Liquid Antacid trying to gatecrash, and prove their worth as beverages. 😅
@MeadeSkeltonMusic2 жыл бұрын
I'm handsome and talented
@MegaLight4Ever2 жыл бұрын
It's me. I'm the one who always asks for decaf. 😀
@thepaperbagperson64312 жыл бұрын
1:22 this got me dead ngl. I love it
@cynicalperson1612 жыл бұрын
Juice being bougie was something I didn't know I needed 😂
@shanellemurrey93002 жыл бұрын
“YOOO THIS COUGH SYRUP IS CRAZY!”
@argysdemons2 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure you were addressing coffee when you said "You sustain life, I can't really say anything bad about you"😎
@FrankJames2 жыл бұрын
lol
@cheddarsunchipsyes81442 жыл бұрын
@@FrankJames lol 💀😂💪😂
@keiko292 жыл бұрын
WHERES TEA
@Nickilob20062 жыл бұрын
That's what I wanted to ask; where the hell is tea?!
@ver85922 жыл бұрын
In the Brit's house
@northern_lights2 жыл бұрын
Liquid Antacid spilled it
@michellebyrom65512 жыл бұрын
At their very own tea party. You did ask....
@ooln72402 жыл бұрын
twas spilt
@CaveyMoth2 жыл бұрын
No energy drinks or Gatorade? Well, I guess this isn't a sports party.
@Azulakayes2 жыл бұрын
Coffee is all the stimulant you need and the OG of energy.
@HerKnightable2 жыл бұрын
They got beer... what else do you need?
@Pharaoh_Tutankhamen2 жыл бұрын
Get me dat sweet sweet eggnog
@GenkoNoMiko2 жыл бұрын
The energy drinks and tea had other engagements. 😂
@writingisfun9842 Жыл бұрын
Gatorade sucks, unless it's the sugar free kind. So does soda, actually.
@ruthredding37492 жыл бұрын
3:00 "You're lucky I'm so tolerant, milk" I see what you did there 😏. Also great video. I loved your Italian accent! Poor Sangiovese though 😆
@penguin22penguin222 жыл бұрын
wait what did he do there?
@ruthredding37492 жыл бұрын
@@penguin22penguin22 People who are allergic to milk are lactose in"tolerant". Thus he was saying to milk that milk should be glad he was tolerant of milk, in other words, could stand to have him around. It's kinda hard to explain 😅
@penguin22penguin222 жыл бұрын
@@ruthredding3749 Ohhh i see
@anneb54992 жыл бұрын
I love how decaf defends himself! 😂
@lajoyeusetroupe2 жыл бұрын
When you're so romantic that you start to love the ship between liquor and juice.... they're cute together 😭
@jasminemallick12152 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@melodyjade68542 жыл бұрын
I was scouring the comments for someone like me who did this....... 😭✋
@noticedaisy35482 жыл бұрын
Relatable
@shruqabdullah50362 жыл бұрын
.... . What the-
@vigiliasdetintacatodica2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant. This channel gets better and better. This is sitcom stuff! Now we need a second part: the revenge of the tea for not being invited.
@pai-tsuhi11312 жыл бұрын
I like how sometimes he doesn’t cut out instances where he loses character, and then he just keeps going. It seems that he’s very comfortable here.. 😊 (1:23, 3:07 and 3:23)
@kali_tea2 жыл бұрын
It looks like a whole familly reunion where everyone can talk. How sweet
@wolfiegirlxox2 жыл бұрын
I love the If Things Were People sketches, they're so funny!
@terri24942 жыл бұрын
I loved the milk mustache, even though it kept falling off. And liquor was very well played. Great job as usual, Frank! Thanks for the laughs.
@terri24942 жыл бұрын
Okay, I just watched it again and saw that it was milkshake that had the mustache - except that when the mustache came off the name changed to liquid antacid. So the mustache was a disguise, like Clark Kent’s glasses. There’s too much going on in these videos to catch everything the first time!
@albafuentes4112 жыл бұрын
Your awkward humor and uncut laugh is so funny 🤣
@PsychologyRefresh2 жыл бұрын
This is GOLD 😂
@jamlaw4 ай бұрын
I love how calm and sophisticated Coffee looks but then, of course, he's super amped 😂
@JennyG.COW52 жыл бұрын
I love this! And yes, I'd ask for Milk!😉 🐄🥛 Whole Milk! *Gasp!* 😱 Seriously I'd love to have a separate sketch for the different kinds of "Milk". Or perhaps which personalities would choose which kind of milk! Or 2 separate sketches! Go crazy with it! 😊👍
@combat_tournament2 жыл бұрын
"I can get crazy at parties." LOL no kidding
@MBTIhumans2 жыл бұрын
i love that they were interviewed by water LOL
@lordgrimixb2 жыл бұрын
The freshly squeezed burn. I love it.
@Hahahaha-qd4fx2 жыл бұрын
I love how much fun you seem to have making these 😂
@richardmattocks2 жыл бұрын
I swear there are some outtakes in there and I fully approve. The subtlety of the characters and script can’t be underestimated. Love it! 🤣😎
@fc-gc6mx2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I would ever see Frank do an Italian accent. Hilarious! Thank you FJ!
@rhondamontgomery3797 Жыл бұрын
He's part Italian,part Irish, and all funny 😄 😆 🤣 😀 😁 😂.
@Chiara218002 жыл бұрын
As an Italian girl, the imitation of Chianti's accent has craked me up🤣🤣🤣
@OrangeJuice332 жыл бұрын
The fact that there feels like a slight ship between Juice and liquor, and the funny story, is amazing!
@sieliestschonwieder1987 Жыл бұрын
The wine broke me open, I laughed so hard.
@monoXcide012 жыл бұрын
Since the medicine cabinet was getting involved, mouthwash should have made an appearance. Mouthwash would stumble in and immediately trip and fall on the floor with the lower half of his face covered in a blue mess. Liquor: "Du- dude. N-no one... is that... desperate. I..I goooOT dis" Water: "No, mouthwash! You know you're wrong when Liquor is making sense" Wine: "You needa da help"
@nolesy342 жыл бұрын
🤣👌
@francescosurico-hassall5622 Жыл бұрын
1:29 he did speak a bit of it
@erinarcher24832 жыл бұрын
I kept waiting for tea to show up. Perhaps it'll get a sketch to itself. Chai, oolong, chamomile, and plain old lipton :p
@MsJoanis982 жыл бұрын
At an afternoon tea party - yes? Something similar to Alice in Wonderland 😄
@HerKnightable2 жыл бұрын
Like the black tea myself... and some green tea... never mind I just love tea.
@XSemperIdem52 жыл бұрын
I can picture loose leaf going at bottled cheap Lipton like the old wine did at the new wine 😂
@michaellovely6601 Жыл бұрын
My guess is that Tea is still in London and mourning the loss of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.
@avikbanerjee63532 жыл бұрын
This guy is mad underrated!
@VYMQGSOH2 жыл бұрын
If Frank made Kool-Aid an option for drinks, i bet his intro would have been busting through the wall or doorway and said "OOOOHHHH YYYEEEEAAAAH!!"
@FIRECATWASXD2 жыл бұрын
0:29 "I'm working on my 6 packs AAAAAÆƪÆHHHÀ
@staceymata20496 ай бұрын
"get back to the cellar" got me rolling on the floor🤣
@cipherresonance17472 жыл бұрын
omg the cough syrup joke was too good. he SURE can get crazy at parties if yk what i mean ;)
@qnpfr56562 жыл бұрын
These characters are all so cool and attractive!!😂😂 I wanna see more of these!!
@iamandreasilva2 жыл бұрын
3:17 im loving for the relationshio between liquor and juice, yes fav couple
@Carol_652 жыл бұрын
There’s always that decaf person. Always. I love these types of comedy sketches.❤😂
@katiearnesen28812 жыл бұрын
Hey Frank, what would you think about making a series of videos where you interview the 16 personalities about what it's like to be their type? I think it'd be so interesting to hear about how each type sees the world from their own perspective. Anyone else?
@GoldenWolf2482 жыл бұрын
Dude! Your acting has gotten so good! This was so funny with all the different beverage personalities!
@tinaperez73932 жыл бұрын
Frank will use any excuse to work the word "sangiovese" into his skits! 😂🤣😂 Who can blame him? Such a great word! 😂
@zionthomas43222 жыл бұрын
Two buddies of mine just took the Myers-Briggs test the other day (one INTP and one ENFJ) and we spent 2 hours watching your videos dying of laughter about how accurate it was to our lives.
@beverlysummerlin37392 жыл бұрын
Antacid ought to be at the food table, unless some people have acid reflux or GERD from drinking beverages. My acid reflux is just from eating greasy foods and eating too fast.
@M-BLOC2 жыл бұрын
I get the heartburn almost daily, usually when I’m tired (which is pretty often). It’s been happening for years and it still hurts…
@terri24942 жыл бұрын
@@M-BLOC Water with apple cider vinegar does wonders for heartburn. I also use papaya enzyme chewable tablets. I never bother with the standard antacids anymore.
@M-BLOC2 жыл бұрын
@@terri2494 Interesting. I should try that sometime or just use antacids (if I can find them, lol)
@vladanimation7237 Жыл бұрын
There needs to be a sequel on this with boba
@elevatorsareout667 Жыл бұрын
That transition from Coffee to Juice at 0:03..
@veronica.n.franco2 жыл бұрын
Love, love, LOVE when you leave a blooper in. Your laughing at yourself makes my day!!
@rachelleyeung2 жыл бұрын
0:38 that smirk and point
@Alex918YT2 жыл бұрын
“No one goes to a party to drink milk” Me: 😶😶😶
@fishnewt13312 жыл бұрын
Juice and liquor might be competitive, but it becomes a real surprise at parties when someone sets them up together. That is a ship that no one expects. Also, I am a fan of milkshake. Especially strawberry.
@rhondamontgomery3797 Жыл бұрын
Do they still make milkshakes? I forgotten what one taste like.
@jmbennett52092 жыл бұрын
That's so refreshing like a tall glass of .... Hey, wait a minute. Where's iced tea?! 🤣
@mojyoqueen3502 жыл бұрын
Therapist: Don't worry, Italian Frank doesn't exist. He won't hurt you... Italian Frank: 1:02
@matthewboire68437 ай бұрын
Hallarius XD
@denisenohr5242 жыл бұрын
Nobody wanted Timmy invited😂
@Dennis_Ryan_Lynch2 жыл бұрын
“There’s no such thing as too thicc” Truly some words of wisdom
@W3ND3Y Жыл бұрын
I LOVE!!! 1:22 How he just lost it and then lost character 😂😂😂 SO FUNNYYYYYYYYYY
@warriorcatkitty2 жыл бұрын
This was so funny, but all I can think of now is- WHERE'S THE TEA??! 😂
@soxpeewee2 жыл бұрын
Lmao all people I know who drink tea usually have their supply on them at all times
@daylight_202 жыл бұрын
I love this series. Thanks FJ❤️ Your acting and expressions are amazing.
@isaacgould59742 жыл бұрын
Nice Skyrim map in the background, it should show all the milk drinkers though.
@pancakes7505 ай бұрын
Tea, Smoothie, Bubble Tea, Kool aid, Cordial, Punch, Energy Drinks, Caffeine Drinks and Champagne: 🗿
@TC-gx3qn2 жыл бұрын
Very creative! The skits are getting better and better and they were already amazing. 😁
@dontworryweloveyou9892 жыл бұрын
"Mamma mia, the little bambino, ... SJSKSJDKSJAKJSLWIPWOSBDNB" ... *proceeds to die * 😂😂🥰✨ ohh frank, ily so much
@PhantoMace2012 Жыл бұрын
0:11 Why is my favorite drink the brain-dead one that everyone decides should be there just cause? Feel personally attacked.
@veenaswildantics Жыл бұрын
0:36
@cerezablack132 жыл бұрын
"and i'm sure you were freshly squeezed" ooohhh!!! 🔥🔥
@JohnHenrysaysHi2 жыл бұрын
Happy Fudge Wednesday, Frank! Liquor and Decaf were pulling Tony Clifton. haha I love how you broke character. Oh man, you even thought of cough syrup...the condiment one must have been really tough choosing because there's butter, salt, pepper...and wasn't the competition for best condiment on French Fries so salt could have been a contender? That's supposed to be read in your Decaf Marlon Brando voice. Appreciated that you gave Water if I do say so myself humility....humility aligns with truth, and water...there's no debate water is the best drink. Also, Water is my favorite character of yours besides the ESTP Grocery store guy, Life Hack Man, Crunchy Peanut Butter guy....who am I forgetting for a top 5....I'm getting tripped up...I know you're a busy guy, so thanks for the trip! See you next Fall...I didn't forget Autumn because I know I have until midnight to straighten up and fly right cuz I'm skydiving in celebration of Fall! Autumn is who I immediately thought about in your last video about opposite types attracting...as well as Winter and Christmas...yeah Christmas! Water is a wise mature version of Red since Red wouldn't have even entertained the idea of Milk so currently he's my favorite character...but the last thing I see that I enjoy is my favorite so we'll see how this holds up but, in all seriousness, I think Water and Crunchy Peanut Butter guy are my favorites because they're the most inspirational. Steak Sauce..he was too perfect, and being that I prefer Water over Red, I appreciated him being more inclusive while still being smart about holding the line such as here with Milk... All, I'm saying if Water was the judge of the If Condiments Were People tournament....Salt would have won best fry condiment if Mayo was a contender...and you know what? Steak Sauce's claim about the rarity of people who like Steak using Steak Sauce and having...see Steak Sauce was NOT humble like Water. Give me a break. Steak Sauce thinking he was worthy of fries...yeah, he was TOO perfect as in not perfect! Now I know why you didn't have any of those people say Fudge because Fudge that whole competition...Ketchup should have one even thought he crybaby first grader who lacked the wise maturity of Water being a sore loser...Ketchup should have WON! Red wouldn't have even entertained the tournament recognizing from the start that it was a bunch of nonsense with Mayo ever winning any top favorite condiment, especially on fries, so Water, Crunchy Peanut Butter guy, and Red are my favorite non 16 personality skit characters currently. I'm always kidding about any criticisms against Autumn. I got a little kid teases the girl he likes to hide his pain because she's taken sorta deal with her since she's taken by Halloween...and I'm thankful for it....Halloween is cooler than Thanksgiving and I...*sniff* I just want the best for her, FRANK! The best thing is that elevates people's minds toward the true, the good, and the beautiful so by her calling for Halloween to be greater...I love Autumn. But I genuinely dislike Steak Sauce now. He's like too perfect Superman for me. Oh yeah, Superman is such a great guy? Okay, what happened at the end of Superman the Movie where his Marlon Brando Coffee father reached out beyond the grave to tell Superman do not mess with Earthlings' time where Superman plays God? Everyone praises Superman for the beginning of that movie for learning that he can't control everything with his Earth dad having a heart attack, and then what does he do? He had two missiles he had to stop, but decides to turn back everyone's time to ditch saving one of the missiles to bring back a woman to life so then...what does he do in the next movie? Gives up his powers to sleep with her...a woman he doesn't even know...and then gets not only his powers back...but gets another superpower just like how he whipped time travel out of his super butt, where he gets super memory kissing her ability away... Superman is to Steak Sauce as the Wally West Flash (best superhero besides Spider-man, Batman, and Life Hackman!) is to Red as to Batman is to Water for a DC Superhero to your "Things Were People" series... Which I have DC on the mind because....does Cough Syrup count for Batman Patrol count with the green Joker hair? It might be a Plastic Man stretch to count Coffee for Kramer patrol... SEE! THIS IS WHY I LIKE RED because, yeah, he knows what happens if you don't draw the line. Water here might have entertained pink as an option and you know, Red probably thought about the whole pink being a shade of red and then...oh by the way "I like pink very much, Lois" I BET YOU DO, SUPERMAN! I BET YOU DO! Yeah, he was using his X-Ray vision to look at Lois' underwear....remember that movie? Superman was my most despised character in all of fiction growing up. SUPERMAN and STEAK SAUCE can...uh-oh got Brain Freeze.... which...not surprised you didn't think of that with not so humble, cocky water (you don't get brain freeze with Marlon Brando Coffee!) because...I still remember that poll and I would never believe anyone who said they never....did you say you just learned about Brain Freeze? I see your "In FJ We Trust" Hoodie ad... And I guess what I'm trying to say is that you make me believe...that it's all make believe....just like that Superman movie said it will make us believe a man can fly...fly lies out his Super butt! No...what I mean is... With a genius brain like yours, I believe you've never had brain freeze! Awesome way to end Summer. Thanks Frank. This is my favorite skit series from anything....wait, unless Impractical Jokers counts as a skit series.. Okay, because that's number 1! But after that, you're aces, and you're way funnier than any of them on their own because....I think they did a segment with stand up and HORRIBLE! And I tried listening to their podcast...NOPE. You're the funniest person to me besides Ethan Van Sciver. And... If you're directing these skits, you're my favorite current director besides Christopher Nolan. STAY CRUNCHY!
@XandriethXs2 жыл бұрын
The moustache falling out was genius.... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Tidynz2 жыл бұрын
Do a part two please 🥺 it’s so funny Lol
@heatherams27322 жыл бұрын
As an ENFJ, I feel I would be water in this situation. Pretty much what I do every week in treatment groups! Lol!! Fantastic job as always, Frank! 😀
@preciousypenguino2 жыл бұрын
Ok there was a time when I had to give my kidneys a break and I DID drink milk at parties because it really is my favorite drink!! My friend even said, "hey, I bought you your own gallon of milk for the party tonight!" 😆 Great friend right there 💙
@oarfish14812 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh that Italian accent 😂 the wines were amazing, just about made my day
@brigidkelly20852 жыл бұрын
Decaf was describing me 😂 the shame is real, but so is caffeine-induced insomnia 🤷♀️