If Planets Were People

The real reason why Pluto is no longer a planet...
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[@FrankJames]

Press F to pay respects to Pluto 😭 Watch "If Drinks Were People" next! 👉 infj.me/3EEqXnX Listen to my songs "Neptune," "Titan," and "Great Red Spot" on Spotify 🎵 infj.me/music

[@katienelson3039]

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[@marielle_98]

F

[@octopus_72]

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[@johnyoon5974]

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[@admygalaxy3]

F

[@josiahtaylor7967]

I'm ready for a sequel 'If dwarf planets were people' where Pluto gets to meet his new friends

[@jianlin3952]

Get makemake and ceres with him

[@CoolScratcher]

YES WE NEED THIS LOL

[@Grover3.0]

YYEEESSSSS

[@moneypowerglory.]

yesss

[@Khunark]

same

[@anetherealpursuit]

There's too much good stuff here. Earths hot flushes, Uranus correcting everyone and poor Pluto 🤣 My INFJ brother played Pluto in a school play as a kid and was devastated later in life when it was no longer considered a planet and he took it quite personally. It was a sad moment for the family 😪😅

[@luiiiandmovieee]

I feel that 😂 When I was little me and my class made a model of the solar system and I was in the group that made Pluto. Since then I feel very personal when it comes to this planet 😂

[@multifandommess273]

@@luiiiandmovieee same, for a school project on one planet I did pluto and now...

[@thecurrentuniverse]

We Gen X'ers do not agree that Pluto is not a planet.

[@luiiiandmovieee]

@Jacky138 okay okay I'm not native English and this phrase is confusing

[@AmanyAhmed210]

I wrote a story about pluto too, but it was about him being depressed cause his mother (the sun) hates him, and his friend (his small moon) cheer him up. 💙 By the way mars was the bad guy in the story 😂💔

[@veronicaoliveiro6367]

I was suppose to feel sad for Pluto, but i am feeling more sad for Earth

[@victoriasunivers]

Same here…

[@Nina21_]

''you're next Mars, once they figure out a way to you'' was a great one 😂 i almost cried at the end for pluto 💔 your acting skills are amazing Frank, i wonder how i'd feel reading a novel by you someday !

[@praisedara8164]

I was looking for this comment 😂

[@Nina21_]

@@praisedara8164 me too but i didn't find any 😂 that line was so good i had to xD

[@Kodathedoge]

Same, idk why it's so sad. - an INFP

[@thessalymeteora3789]

Pluto will always be a planet in my heart.

[@sassylittleprophet]

Same. Poor Pluto

[@ccpr15]

Same ❤

[@colorasouls4178]

100%

[@wolfwhisper40]

Same 😢

[@naowright9308]

Me too.

[@XxXNightcoreQueenXxX]

I was hoping at the end there, we'd see Pluto just vibing with the other dwarf planets. Like Pluto finally found others who get them. Pluto vibing with Ceres, Eris, Haumea, Makemake, Gonggong, Quaoar, Orcus, and Sedna would have been great.

[@kalevthewalrus44]

I feel for Pluto☹️

[@Xandycane]

I wanted this too! I wanted to give Pluto a hug.

[@magusnight5989]

I was hoping for that too. With a line from Ceres like, "So you got kicked out too, huh?"

[@ayeeshasmiles]

Yes...we want a happy ending..Frank..!😂

[@veggiet2009]

Yeah, he's like in a family of 50+

[@ApatheticFish3667]

"Oh I'm Saturn and I have many moons I like to stick in Uranus" WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mostfrozenburrito]

Earth is such a tragic and tormented character 😭 and my poor little Pluto has always been my favorite

[@HisJoy7]

"Hey Earth, how's the rash doing?" "If you making reference to the life-forms that cover my body..." Lol, this is genius!

[@Bongorfians]

I like how "Saturn" actually has a lot of rings lol

[@jonnnnniej]

I actually think he picked all his shirts to fit the planets too!

[@calebk1841]

yooo i didnt realise

[@sairi_a]

Poor Earth, having so much going on all once... I hope we get a part two with Pluto meeting the other dwarf planets

[@ghostlycream_12]

“We are telling you this with peace and love” -Saturn

[@gracesgr8t]

I spent the whole video wondering why Neptune was the only one nice to Pluto, and then I realized…Neptune is closest to Pluto… *literally*

[@thenamelessdragonfish]

And Saturn, the second closest, is telling Pluto that he is not a planet *with peace and love*

[@jarrettstork9883]

@@thenamelessdragonfish you missed one in between there

[@thenamelessdragonfish]

@@jarrettstork9883 ik but uranus only cares about not being confused with assholes

[@Killer_Doll415]

@@thenamelessdragonfish Uranus and A-hole in one sentence is hilarious.

[@-_deploy_-]

@@Killer_Doll415 ikr

[@chaddblaylock7857]

Can we just appreciate the subtlety for Saturn's look. The rings to signify the rings and glasses to represent the coolest planet in the solar system 😆👏

[@queenofthecapes]

Actually Pluto is the coo- oh.

[@David.124]

Only made one appearance

[@Wall.Wall_Wall]

He's not? Uranus is the coolest, literally atleast.

[@briansmith1652]

I love how all the gas giants are really nice to Pluto but Earth and Venus are savages.😂

[@someone6531]

They're literally closest to him

[@arhanshrivastava46]

I love how this was the hardest for Neptune because he is technically the closest to Pluto. 4:55 5:15 Brilliant scriptwriting

[@coolskeletondude5902]

uhm actually mercury is the mostest closest to pluto you would know that if you watched cgp grey 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@tommarnt]

f@@coolskeletondude5902

[@Midknightowl42]

As an astronomy student myself, I appreciated the countless references to solar system objects/features and loved the astrophysicist spouting off the exact planetary definition points Pluto misses like a medication commercial 😂

[@HerKnightable]

If they wanted to be accurate a few of the other planets don't qualify because they are dwarf stars and yet they get a pass even though they are gaseous giants. And yet they pull Pluto's planet card? Why? because some of the other demi-planets are actually larger than Pluto? Rubbleshtach... If they have to make me memorize a bunch of pointless terms because the overall mass of some of these other planets are different, then they have to live with the fact that they classified Pluto as a planet, because it was still visible from Earth. They should either INCLUDE the sun, Include the other planets, or admit that science has grown we have taught something wrong for ages and get over it.

[@faolan2174]

@@HerKnightable Rubbleshtach 🤣

[@HerKnightable]

@@faolan2174 Glad you like the term.

[@margaritakleinman5701]

Medication commercial lol!! Like when they announce the possible side effects so fast that you can't understand them ( may cause heart attack, may cause lymphoma, may cause suicidal thoughts, etc etc).

[@mmachukwuobiora7219]

@@HerKnightable Love the term

[@cyan_the_uranian]

As a child, I fought with classmates who didn’t believe Pluto was a planet.

[@HerKnightable]

It will always be a planet.

[@I-say-dumb-things-sometimes.]

Scientifically, it's not.

[@_smsma_]

I'm proud of you

[@cyan_the_uranian]

@@_smsma_ Thank you

[@C-SD]

I was 26 when they decided Pluto wasn't a planet. I still forget its not considered a planet sometimes. 😂

[@aliybaba.com_]

I love how he nonchalantly tells people to STOP GLOBAL WARMING 🌍🌎🌏

[@YamiKisara]

As if we have a way to do that, lmao

[@timxg]

@@YamiKisara you mean ‘we’ as in the general public or ‘we’ as in the whole population

[@URvlogger5098]

I love how earth is portrayed so accurately XD

[@captainamerica4341]

This literally made me cry. Poor Pluto. AAAAAAA! WHY DO I FEEL EMOTIONS FOR FRICKEN PLANETS. Frank James, your sketches are brilliant.

[@badateverything2931]

HAHHAHAA SAMEEEE, STUPID PLANETS BE MAKING ME SADZ

[@captainamerica4341]

@@badateverything2931 Pluto's always been my fave T.T.

[@Xandycane]

Same. I felt so bad for Pluto!

[@x_sushirolls_x716]

IK!! I was just there like NOOO PLUTOOOO 🥺😭🤧

[@Catasmr-rl1bz5eh9o]

I mostly dont cry while watching videos but i cryed too it sucks being left out this hit deep

[@catfishman5881]

Frank never fails to make me amused with his sketches

[@doodlydua4842]

5:31 the way he said it LOL

[@lenieldelatorre480]

3:57-The friend group still stands,they're just kicking you out of it

[@beanie_bae]

Okay, this is just pure awesomeness. The acting is incredible, and not to mention SpaceBook! I feel so bad for Pluto, though. All he wanted to do was celebrate being a planet with his buddies 😓

[@lisagd22]

Pluto was hella annoying, though.

[@Killer_Doll415]

His planet buddies are fake buds, he needs the other dwarf planets as his real friends.

[@beanie_bae]

@@Killer_Doll415 Haha, yeah

[@misshollis7547]

Maybe he will become friends with the dwarf planets

[@commandermercury6654]

“By Jove!” This video is a veritable treasure trove of astronomy humor. Why is THAT joke the one that got me?! 😂

[@dday247]

Me too bro me too😂😂😂

[@zoeorchid]

Because it's *not* astronomy humor. And because it's brilliant.

[@tornadodee148]

Pluto's main plot was funny but Earth's health problems sub-plot was where it was at for me🤣keep up the good vids! 🚀🧑‍🚀🪐🌎✨

[@SirAU]

"Spacebook"

[@holleighlordel1575]

Saturn’s rings! Earth’s gas problem! The whole skit is genius! 😂 😂😂 I wonder if there’s a part 2 coming where Pluto meets the dwarf planets? 🤔

[@firebladetenn6633]

I love the narrative aspect of this, but I just wanna see more from the planets.

[@oarfish1481]

This acting is so good! poor pluto lol. I still struggle to consider pluto a dwarf planet instead of a normal planet irl

[@bellaknightR597]

A dwarf planet is still a planet, the word planet is in the name therefore Pluto is still a planet

[@NicholasCapel25]

Being the Sun watching this, I can confirm that this is accurate.

[@tysonskaggs5290]

3:19 someone tell Brian regan we now have the official definition for a planet 😂 if you know you know

[@bryancurrie398]

Great work! A few vid ideas: *-16 personalities as kindergarten teachers* *-16 personalities as princesses* *-16 personalities as goth kids* -16 personalities in a kindergarten class -16 personalities at the barber shop *-16 personalities as therapists* -16 personalities on a sports team -16 personalities as cats -16 personalities getting unlucky note: bold = would be rly cool, even when compared to your already awesome vids, such as this one, and every other one :D Sincerely, an ENTJ

[@luiiiandmovieee]

Hi, this might be random, but I really like entjs and I wish I knew them irl. Like how is it possible for you to be so confident? - an infp

[@solangelo_shipper2630]

@@luiiiandmovieee As an INTJ who acts like an ENTJ sometimes, I think I can say that a lot of it is faking it, hoping that if everyone thinks you're confident, you ARE confident. And of course, the combination of intuition, thinking and judging causes the ENTJ and INTJ to think everything through to an insane degree, so you just know that you did everything you could, leading you to be super confident in your own decisions. But, that's just my experience, and I'm also a turbulent INTJ so it might be different for an assertive ENTJ Sincerely, An INTJ Edit: Lol, I just realized I ended the same way the original comment did. I didn't even notice that when I posted my comment, lol

[@user-ur4hn6mw8t]

I agree and would also like to see 16 personalities overthinking things

[@sabercat5490]

Goth kids have personality?

[@limelgiht]

That’s the most entj comments I’ve seen ever

[@tanyacarbajal3597]

I want to see Pluto with his new friend group just for closure.

[@raucousdog]

4:40 had me dead 🤣🤣

[@valentinaembers5713]

This hit surprisingly hard 😅. I think we are in need of a sequel where we meet the dwarf planets and Neptune overcomes his depression over Pluto’s loss

[@annoymous_]

It was fun to watch Saturn being a chill planet, 'cause its portrayed as this melancholic, depressing, serious-as-hell planet all the time (thus we use the word saturnine in its reference).

[@6telephone]

Screw Saturn Return

[@admygalaxy3]

Dude, someone needs to invent spacebook, like right now!!🤣🤣

[@DrJuice7]

We NEED a sequel to this! “If Dwarf Planets were people.”

[@benjochannel2527]

This is how Pluto is now a dwarf planet

[@Hugh_Yu-Gi-Oh]

It's so funny how Pluto tells the rest of the planets, that the Star Games started like a billion years ago😂😂

[@ficialintelligence1869]

I watch this, and think about my childhood, and I realize that I'm truly an INFPluto.

[@hobbitpeddler4267]

I love Jupiter saying "By Jove!" 🤣

[@thatoneblueberry2738]

It had me crying honestly... "You too neptune?" *whispers* "I am sory" NEEDS to be in a movie!

[@MaryVanRooy]

:(((( I actually feel really bad for Earth. I love how clearly you state these issues (it really does make an impact and causes me to see the issues us humans are perpetrating on this planet) Also, you’re a really good actor!! Nice! Bravo! 👏🏼

[@irisschram]

Me too! I was not expecting to be genuinely sobbing for Earth by the end of this video 😅😵😭 #infp

[@TimpossibleOne]

Jupiter saying "by Jove!" Was meta enough for me.

[@timschulerii57]

As someone who studies Astronomy, I actually enjoyed this. This is what I imagine the solar system conversation would be like. I like how the All Star game was something involved with our stars, I just love it.

[@mechanikerkatze]

I feel like a child right now. I can't stop laughing at Uranus🤣

[@lisagd22]

Even if you say it the "right" way, you can still get a good snicker out of "Urine-ass." 🤣🤣🤣

[@markwright3161]

The need for a special cushion after where earth's lifeforms decided to test a nuke is no laughing matter :)

[@ProudRavenclaw23]

@@lisagd22 this has me seriously wondering how Uranus got it's name 🤔

[@StephanieJeanne]

Aww, poor Pluto. I liked him! I liked his song. He tried so hard! 😂 Saturn was a total hippie! Live it, Frank!🙌🤣💜

[@TEA4k]

3:03 WHAT

[@theorycow]

4:55 Is this a reference to Neptune being an INFP on PDB

[@e.h.buchmann23]

I love the fact that Pluto just went retrograde as it was leaving. Bravo, Frank! 👏👏👏

[@Elena.J]

But Saturn's rings! 😂 Great idea!

[@cosminandreimatei756]

Why I can hear All the single ladies in the background now?

[@dafryshenanigans4553]

_Man Neptune is such a cool/chill dude-_ *_Literally_*

[@boingotloblessing4672]

It's nice how you showed us the dire situation that earth is in through comedy😁😁...thank you it was a very informative and a fun thing to watch🤗

[@qew8438]

Omg. Saturn’s rings got me. And the “By Jove.” Excellent.

[@luiiiandmovieee]

when I was in third grade we painted on little silicone balls to create a model of the solar system. Me and a friend made Pluto (we glued sand on the ball) and since then it has been my favorite PLANET

[@ySkout]

In my school i had mercury :) It rarely showed in the vid, like my Project lol (never finished it)

[@jadencasto]

“You hear about Pluto? That’s messed up right?”

[@jillharrison3924]

I thought throughout: “Wow! This skit might be the gold standard of Frank’s comedic and intellectual genius!!” I then saw in the comments that many others feel the same way-stellar job FJ!:)🙌

[@yumechan1386]

Omg i kinda feel bad for pluto, the poor guy just wanted to hang out

[@gracesgr8t]

Earth just losing it the whole video SENT me. But it makes so much sense given what Earth goes through. Frank is so creative

[@pixywings]

Poor Pluto. Everyone is so mean to him. And poor Earth just cooking.😂

[@aleyakhatun5532]

All the planest actually talk like this, we just can't hear them in space😂

[@m_i_d_n_i_g_h_t]

I love this channel

[@cutie5119]

Me too 😆

[@lala_ala]

^^

[@gisa.amorim]

We all love it 😄

[@JasonMoir]

"Great red spot on the floor." Tell 'em, Jupiter.

[@beast6213]

"By Jove!" I see what you did there. 😏 Poor Pluto. Even poorer Earth.

[@Grayment]

If I was Pluto I would have said: „you guys don‘t f*cking deserve me byee“

[@aurnaurrr]

Maybe you should try doing “if the 16 personalities were people” Could be a real channel boost you never know

[@Ohmeow_im_ari]

The accuracy of Earth though🤯 I LOVE those skits, never fails to entertain me😻

[@ViolinCover348]

"I can't cool it." Best wordplay I've ever heard. 👍

[@eviltacoduck]

bro i actually cried watching pluto leave it was so heartbreaking 😭 especially when he said "you can keep the monopoly game", so well written and acted

[@GoldenWolf248]

I don’t know how these sketches always make me tear up either from laughter or feeling bad for a character. It takes skill to make people feel things for objects/characters they just met on a screen for a couple minutes.

[@lala_ala]

2:37 why was that so funny 😭

[@kjirsten7600]

This was great. I loved this Frank. I seriously have been loving your if (blank) were people videos. So funny and I massively love the detail you put in.

[@winterwraith8339]

The amount of things happening in this video is too much for me 😂😂😂😂 the comparisons too, holy guacc Gotta love pluto screaming 🤣

[@bopperette7260]

You're always a planet to me Pluto. Don't listen to them haters 😭💜

[@Carol_65]

So many levels from Earth’s global warming to “all-star game” to Saturn’s rings!👏👏 Bravo, Frank!

[@ffffabs444]

Coming late, but the Ringo reference was just on point i loved it!!

[@alaritheaurora5971]

It's okay Pluto, you'll be a planet again within the next week.

[@paintressmaya1450]

This was SaaaaaaaAd....... His embodiment of Earth, whew! 🌎 Go Frank! Awesomeness 💯

[@Azulakayes]

Earth is a literal hot mess.

[@anniefarrell9907]

I'm extremely concerned about Earth. He just gets progressively sweaty and stressed

[@omniscientnarrator6579]

Saturn is wearing so many rings! Love that detail

[@truecure345]

2:43 funniest joke

[@meaning1780]

maybe you could try "the 16 personalities as Gods" could mix some egyptian, greek, hindu and other mythologies

[@ceilinh6004]

I want a sequel where Pluto finds friendship, and maybe even love, among his fellow dwarf planets.

[@nathanbritt5515]

This was my favorite video of yours yet, it'd be cool if you made a sequel to it because I feel like there's still a ton of potential to it

[@mosheamiti8948]

Damn bruh this is brilliant! Just popped up in my feed. Love it. I appreciate the time it must take to script and film this. Great work

[@lunaloutfy]

Omg this was so fun to watch and oddly accurate! As an INFJ, I deeply resonated with Neptune (but I can't speak for others who have the same type as me). However, do you reckon that this could lead to another video with the 16 personalities associated with the planets? Because I feel like it could definitely work and maybe the planets could be correlated with more than just one personality type because there are fewer planets in our solar system (that we know of) in comparison with the 16 types. I'd love to know your opinion on the matter because I enjoy your thoughts about stuff like this :)

[@commandermercury6654]

I don’t know the specific MB personality types very well, but here’s what I like to think their overall personalities would be. Mercury: the wildcard who always has a comment and never slows down. Venus: the drama queen Earth: Frank’s take was perfect. Wouldn’t change a thing. Mars: sarcastic and feisty, but Frank’s more reasonable take was a fun switch-up. Jupiter: the overprotective older sibling that would go, “No one beats up my siblings BUT ME!” Saturn: the oddly popular introvert who absolutely knows they’re hot stuff. Uranus: neurotic, anal, and the butt of everyone’s jokes (….come on, I couldn’t resist). Neptune: the introvert who’s just kinda there to see how things play out.

[@shashish6856]

@@commandermercury6654 tbh im neptune

[@Coolramvishnu]

I am an INFJ and A NEPTUNIAN! Neptune aspecting my sun and my sun being in 12H in my chart, makes me super neptunian, I am an OPP as they say, an outer planet person...having Pluto and Neptune so much fused to my sun makes me somewhat of an alien! And with so much vibing, magic, and inexplecible compassion going on with me all the time, I totally resonate with the fact that INFJ have Neptune energy! Astrology is pure science and needs to be explored in depth, I enjoy when these fields overlap so clearly... astrology + astronomy, when you study in depth, they are totally similar... astrology is just symbolic representation of astronomy. loved this video

[@Coolramvishnu]

​@@commandermercury6654well, where's Pluto?😅

[@samarapagann]

New Frank's videos: * exist * Me: OK, I can do whatever I was doing before after this

[@mossytime349]

pluto will always be a planet in our hearts

[@khaledaakter4378]

Tears are falling out of my life, I don't know why I'm so sad about this

[@dragonwarriorxp2895]

Four words: Pluto. Is. A. PLANET!!

[@flameking2178]

More than four words: 3:21

[@HerKnightable]

@@flameking2178 Two words.... Damn... Straight...

[@inglesporu-lisboa1715]

You got a point... Dwarf planet is still planet, it is...

[@thatoneguy611]

What about Eris, Ceres, Makemake and Hamea? If those aren’t planets then why should Pluto be one?

[@E.M.P89]

If we ever get a second part, you should add Ceres. Ceres is also a dwarf planet that people dont really talk about, so it'd be nice if it got some recognition. Other than that, great video!

[@justinwhite2725]

He also forgot Eris - the real reason they had to change the definition of Planets.

[@markwright3161]

@@justinwhite2725 That's a good interaction of a dwarf planets video. They could discuss it as an enacted plan to take down the planet's fame/get the spotlight on them, and indirectly wipe out Pluto's recognition as a result, then Pluto becomes the overpowered dwarf planet supervillain from walking in on those details being awkwardly brought up as they arrive by whichever dwarf planet has that stereotypical personality type/characteristic, be it from an inability to lie or keep a secret, etc. Eris would be the new friend of one of them/their 'secret weapon', who's introduction caused the series of events for Pluto while maybe not being what the other dwarf planets/their one friend, was hoping for. :)

[@misshollis7547]

@@justinwhite2725also Makemake and Vesta

[@ronnas4592]

Pluto will always be a planet in our hearts ❤️

[@yvetteihemesinwa2981]

We don't talk about Pluto no, no, no... We don't talk about Plutoooo!

[@Joonivy]

This is the best save the Earth campaign than every NGO advertisements ever

[@marielle_98]

Finally astronomy stuff 😻 Love you're vids, keep going A big hi from Algeria 🇩🇿💜

[@tekle2225]

He looked so proud of „spacebook“ 😁

[@margaritakleinman5701]

This was hilarious! What a gifted comic he is. Fantastic!