Reacting to LIBS of TIKTOK gives me a SINUS INFECTION

[@FreedomToons]

if you wanna help me feel better AND get a 20 minute long cut of this video, become a member at freedomtoons.com/members !

[@michellecoronado4732]

It's not men-struating. It's WOMEN-struating

[@gamelover2222]

Please feel better soon. You have a lot of work to do in 2024!

[@speppers69]

I did last month. I became a FreedomToons Super Soldier!!! WAHOOOOOOO!!! (feel better now?) 🤧🤧🤒🤒😂🤣😂

[@Yolvare18]

Seamus. Please give me the link to your new wake up call audio.

[@yukimarusword]

Get better soon.

[@thelonelydragon8768]

As a woman, I was today years old when I realized that my menstrual cycle is a voluntary social construct. Gee, I wish someone would tell my uterus that.

[@shawnm1902]

Isn't that dangerous? It might go on strike or protest and become a riot!

[@leagueleaders]

Your uterus is a bigot!

[@FatalDreidel]

@@shawnm1902pussy riot lol

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Just wait 40 to 50 years you won't have to worry about menstrual cycles anymore.

[@commisaryarreck3974]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio It's even worse when it stops Especially for those who are childless at that point...

[@t.l.mattson3436]

Seamus 🤧: "I can't work today!" *proceeds to record video*

[@FreedomToons]

I cant stop myself.

[@t.l.mattson3436]

@@FreedomToons The "you still have work to do; until the day you die you'll have work to do" spoke to you, didn't it? 😆

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

@@t.l.mattson3436 "if you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die"

[@StormySky48]

​​@@FreedomToons3:44 Laura horn is funny? Who is she?

[@PatrickKniesler]

​@@StormySky48the wife of Catholic apologist Trent Horn. Good stuff. If you don't know Catholic culture, online or not, then some might be a little obscure.

[@justicedunham4088]

A woman on her period is a normal, natural phase. A trans “woman” on “her” period would be a serious medical condition and they should go see a doctor about it.

[@PatrickKniesler]

It isn't recommended to use tampons as wound packing for gunshot wounds due to the fluid trauma requiring more compression, but it might work on a stabbing wound.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

Related to that topic, I also hate how some people think we need to "be more open about periods." Some feminists have been pushing that as a thing and a few kids shows I've seen have brought up periods in some attempt to make a point out of it. That's just unnecessary. Everyone knows how it works. Isn't that the whole point of saying "it's an emergency" when asking to use the restroom? Girls always had extra leeway when asking that and I thought the reason was painfully obvious. Parents just need to inform their daughters about it so they don't think they're dying. And sons should probably get a talk too so they don't make an ass of themselves. Middle school boys are notorious for saying stupid stuff about stuff like this, but you'll never catch a grown man saying crap like that... Because we know how periods work.

[@joshuapratt3593]

Just take a look at all the whites exposed around HIS irises, because multiple psychological studies have been published that correlate the direct connections between psychopathy and over exposed sclera to UV light; it’s a pretty good signifier…… You know, if we hadn’t already been made fully aware of this person’s mental illness/illnesses by the “fact” that he believes he’s a woman. 😂😂😂

[@gamera5160]

I was aware of the trans thing before it became a trend and before this became the weird "cool" thing to do, trans men and women were not publicly discussing their "periods". Most of them wanted to pass and not draw attention to themselves. They wanted to be "normal" and accepted. Now these trans-trenders are deliberately acting in defiance of gender norms, instead of trying to adhere to them without drawing negative attention to themselves.

[@joshuapratt3593]

⁠@@PatrickKnieslerit’s also a bad idea because left over cordite as well as (if the victim is wearing clothing when shot) bits of fabric and whatever types of bacteria germs ect that can get into the wound. (If it’s a through and through wound) first a tube is inserted into the entry wound-side and pressurized water is pumped through it for at least ten minutes (which is damned near as painful as getting shot in the first place) then once sterilized you basically get giant maxipads medically taped to it and a cleaning schedule for the next few weeks lol.

[@doejhonny]

The cramps, the bloating, the fatigue, the nausea. So today I learned I always get my period after eating a dozen burritos from Tacobell.

[@mrwednesdaynight]

That would be Arby's for me.

[@TheKnellBelle]

Why pay for expensive hormones when a Mexican pizza combo will do the trick?

[@greghannibal]

TIL that might Ulcerative Colitis was actually just period pain and blood

[@camillosteuss]

hahahaha, you fucking made me crack up well... Reminds me of McDonalds ice shakes... I had two periods by now, i decided that i don`t really like it all that much and stopped slurping the McShakes after it happened the second time around... Now i`m a 100% man, given that i no longer get my periods...

[@3eve0n]

"I experience all parts of the menstrual cycle, except for the menstrual cycle" Do they even hear the words coming out of their own mouths?

[@destructionindustries1987]

Doublethink

[@timewarpdrive77]

'Does he even hear the words coming out of his own mouth?'

[@AdamSTTJr]

you mean his mouth it was only one person

[@S1D3W1ND3R015]

Nope. The collective brain cell count on the libs this entire video is barely double digits. Like maybe 10. 😂

[@wilh3lmmusic]

@@AdamSTTJrit isn’t one specific person, but rather a group of people who say similar things, with that just being one example

[@UnclePhil73]

Seamus waiting with baited breath for Steamboat Willie to become public domain so he can put it in his video.

[@matityaloran9157]

In some countries, it already was Public Domain

[@hectorzero8545]

​@@matityaloran9157 in some countries it always was public domain

[@bibasik7]

*bated

[@Attmay]

Another 10 years, and he can use *The Wizard of Oz.*

[@DaCrazyHand]

Funnily enough, it's the left that's yelling about Harry Potter nowadays, because Rowling said only women can menstruate.

[@Lonovavir]

Who knew Harry Potter was the gateway to wearing Hugo Boss uniforms?

[@commisaryarreck3974]

@@Lonovavir To be fair the fashion blitz of europe was stylish as hell Damn i want those outfits...

[@Attmay]

Even evil knows how to coordinate properly.

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

It's mainly because the Trans activists are angry their socialist like demands aren't met.

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

They WERE ruthlessly efficient at fashion, amongst" other" things...

[@janos5408]

The cramps, the bloating, the fatigue, the nausea. Sir, that is what people around you experience when you open your mouth.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I was thinking more that that's what he's getting because he keeps eating junk food. I often get all of those things when I order fast food, so I don't do it. I don't go basing my personality off it. Now I do wonder what he identities as after eating Taco Bell though..

[@markbenoit]

Haha! 😅

[@DeltaEchoGolf]

Sounds like me after eating two pizzas when I was younger!

[@Joe-pi9bx]

@@Vaguer_Weevil Probably Identifies as hispanic.

[@christopherrogers303]

​@Vaguer_Weevil probably a woman with a BAD period lol. 'Why am I menstruating at least twice a week?'😆

[@tommyfletcher1357]

I remember growing up in the 2000s, a kid in middle school said out loud in class that men have periods too. Everybody in the class, including the teacher laughed at the kid for saying that. That's how ridiculous that idea was just 20 years ago. Now we have people having arguments about it.

[@primusvsunicron1]

kid probably confused a guy pissing blood from prostate cancer with men having periods 😂

[@ARescueToaster]

5:16 This is psychosomatic. Also, I love the aggression in their facial expressions and the crazy eyes of a Karen explaining how wrong YOU are while they say stupid shit. Not to mention the pierced septum, stretched ear holes, pierced lip (like it's 2003 again - anyone know where my ipod loaded with Underoath went?), and tattoos everywhere - such a unique being!

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

Funny how some things still stay while under a different coat of paint. It's one of many reasons why I consider Trans "activists" and the community the real bigots.

[@Dragonflylane77]

Very aggressive looking, scary af.

[@TECO1234]

She's got those Napoleon Dynamite frames.

[@skotnica93]

The cramps, the fatigue, the bloating, the nausea ... - dude just ate too much.

[@I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad]

Judging by his face structure, not only he's a man but also Overweight.

[@shawnm1902]

Or has a staff infection

[@AtarahDerek]

He's probably just lactose intolerant and eats cheese every month to promote his were-woman status. Also, I say we start calling trans "women" were-women. "Were" is the Old English word for "man," which is where we get "werewolf," a creature that exists only in the imagination and is associated with noise and viciousness.

[@TiroDvD]

Or all the horrible side effects of his body trying to correct whatever artificial hormones and neurotransmitters being inundated with.

[@myal7532]

this is too correct for it to be true.

[@moosechuckle]

With Seamus so good at impressions, how do we know he’s not just doing an impression of someone with a cold? We don’t know.

[@Vikcreed]

maybe!?, he just printed it out!

[@dutch_asocialite]

That's a good question, and now that we're asking these questions how do we know he's not just doing an impression of a good comedian?

[@willstevenson4843]

It is a little suspicious, now that you mention it... 🤔

[@JS-bf9dw]

What if he has trans-cold?

[@thunderpants3500]

And now I'm confused.

[@sharkdentures3247]

"You know HOW I know 'trans-women' aren't REAL women?" "Because NO 'real woman' would EVER 'want' to have a period!" Best. Counter. EVER!

[@priestessofkek2406]

Real women (girls) do want to have their period until they get their first one, then they begin counting the days until menopause.

[@mindiddlydindy]

Facts 😂

[@eorzeanECM]

.💯

[@dr1742]

I've taken care of many, many females. Never once from girlfriends to daughters to patients have I EVER heard "I'm so glad it's my period today!" 😂

[@SweatyFatGuy]

@@dr1742 my first wife used to fake hers, she would go months saying she was on it. To be fair, she was crabby and unpleasant enough to be around that it could have been true.

[@JUAN_OLIVIER]

A leftist teacher going around and banning books is ironically accurate.

[@lesaubergines]

Yeah didn’t some liberal teachers ban To Kill a Mockingbird in California or something?

[@batidudeex]

Seamus in a Master Chief helmet is just amazing

[@codyfelts9531]

Pronouns fill the hole where personality used to go. I swear, I've never met someone like these people who aren't entirely defined by social politics.

[@Lilaco_]

So true

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

They are so boring and miscerable that they expect anybody to like them out of political obligation...

[@DamePiglet]

Personality disorder. They replace whining about how miserable they are over being victimized by life with being miserable over being victimized by the "CIS hegemony."

[@destructionindustries1987]

I was hoping they only did this as an act for attention online. I don't know anyone like them irl.

[@codyfelts9531]

@@destructionindustries1987 You live in a nice area then. They infect cities and surrounding towns mostly.

[@rosezingleman5007]

I had to have an emergency hysterectomy at 30 after only two children. Two months later my sister visited me. She said enviously, “so no more periods.” I kinda smiled and said, yeah, that’s pretty great. But no more fertility.

[@speppers69]

My hysterectomy had me dancing in the streets and drinking champagne. After my 4 day recovery, of course. And the hospital tried getting me to sign up for the "hyster-sister support" group and offered me grief counseling for my "loss of my womanhood". As if my uterus is what makes me a woman. The whole freakin medical community has gone off the deep end. They're all nuckin futs.

[@CrizzyEyes]

@@speppers69 You're either lying, or stronger than almost every human on this planet. The smart money's on option 1. I know I wouldn't be dancing in the streets after my dick was cut off.

[@eloquentsloth6080]

​@speppers69 you can't envision a woman who would want support when she loses the ability to have children?

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

​@@speppers69 I guess it's true, they really don't know what a woman is huh

[@speppers69]

@eloquentsloth6080 Yes...there are some women that would need that support. But that is not why they offered it to me. It had nothing to do with childbearing...it was all about them trying to convince me that I wasn't a woman without my uterus.

[@UnclePhil73]

The M to F bragging about having a period would be like a F to M bragging about the intense pain of being hit in the balls.

[@camarokidbb4347]

What pain? I feel no pain. *I feel nothing.* - a man

[@speppers69]

That video is next week. (But honestly...getting hit in the 🍑 isn't a picnic either. Not the same as the 🥜🥜. But there's a reason women's bike frames are different than men's bikes)

[@priestessofkek2406]

@@speppers69 uh that's not about genitalia. The female bike frame is a traditional leftover from when women all wore long skirts. It's the bike equivalent of a side saddle.

[@WellWisdom.]

So real.

[@defectiveindustries]

@@priestessofkek2406 True, for the step thru frame. The stagger frame is because whamen have short legs. Maybe they should just live their true selves and believe they have longer legs or something

[@LG-pt5kt]

"Stop invalidating the trans experience!" No. Those who want to erase women because they hate them don't get to tell me who I have to validate. I'm no longer concerned with the feelings of those who demand I live in their fantasy world in order to be a part of it. I am tired of being told to deny truth or science because the reality hurts them too much. Imagine who this man might have been if he had been told to embrace the pain of existence rather than shy from it. What an absolute loss.

[@dr.sciencewizard1518]

If the "trans experience" were ever valid, then they wouldn't need constant external validation, nor would they perceive our unwillingness to play make-believe along with them as invalidating. They clearly aren't as comfortable with themselves as they let on. Deep down they know they'll never be women, and this will always haunt them no matter what we have to say about it.

[@clogs4956]

I’d call him a dick, except he’d probably not understand that term, and then he’d call me an istism.

[@avereth]

The trans experience is as valid as an imaginary friend or schizophrenia

[@Ieatpaste23]

​@@averethwhat if the imaginary friend is a transsexual schizophrenic?

[@darkzeroprojects4245]

Funny enough these Trans activists want to erase alot of things. Even Gender Nonconformity as it's own exlusive thing, because someone being say, a feminine male and being happy as a male is offensive to these extremists these days.... and it's funny because that reinforces the strict sterotypes of Gender roles they claim to hate so much by forcing Tomboish women to Feminine men to "come out" as trans. It's why some who are any of these things but aren't part of the LGBTQ community aren't....In a way because the community and activists are everything they project everyone not them as.

[@jasmadams]

Yeah, whenever I hear someone try to tell me how I'm racist, it just lets me know they've got huge issues they need to work out.

[@destructionindustries1987]

Yup she was definitely talking to herself. She must have seen someone without mental issues so she got mad & vented on tiktok.

[@USA_UNITED1776]

I agree that at least the florida parody teacher tried to be funny and didn't insert an entire essay on the current state of capitalism into a spongebob meme.

[@CatholicSamurai]

turkey dog

[@Attmay]

Even the Yippies were more original back in the 60s when they used a picture of Pluto with a speech bubble saying “power to the people“ in *Steal This Book.*

[@anonymousonyx7755]

nice pfp

[@Jamesgates355]

@@CatholicSamurai TURKEY DOG, DOG WITH THE TURKEY

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Wha... Is that the rare concise leftist meme??

[@billbillson3129]

I wish they would stop invalidating my experience as a non racist. The Mickey Mouse part made me laugh. Thank you for making and sharing your videos!! Get well soon!

[@Shoxic666]

Lmao I never thought of that. They can say they're a fucking deer and we all have to respect that but if I say I'm not racist they can deny it.

[@SweatyFatGuy]

@@Shoxic666 they've taken the concept of original sin and applied it to R' isms and privilege. Point and laugh at them, don't try to defend and say you're not what they accuse you of. If a five year old calls you a big meanie, will you put any stock in it? Its the same thing. You can also go with the southern solution and say "Bless your heart."

[@billparrish4385]

@@SweatyFatGuy I get what you mean about arguing with their nonsense as if it had any legitimacy. Coincidentally, a five year old actually did once call me a poopy head. I pulled out all the stops -- the latest NIH studies, med school anatomy texts, that MRI I got a couple years back. He cried, and ran home to his mommy. I took the 'W'.... 😎

[@skootergirl22]

Well, he's in public domain now

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

The most unrealistic thing about that second TikTok is the kids sitting around in a circle reading books. Unless they're portraying Florida in 1965.

[@scoot-scoot51341]

... Your school didn't make you read books?

[@FatalDreidel]

@@scoot-scoot51341I had to sneak books under the table and would get in trouble for it

[@royalemeraldbuilder5058]

@@scoot-scoot51341 They're all reading different books. And one of them is a comic book 😂

[@vikingsword3485]

​@@scoot-scoot51341Not really. Only had to write a summary of them. Easy enough to read a summary or copy

[@Attmay]

Boomers think it’s still 1965 everywhere, especially in the South.

[@macoyreiber4482]

"The Cramps, the Bloating, the Fatigue, the Nausea..." All occur after eating Mod Pizza. I'm also a guy, but I guess I have a period any time I choose to wolf down a Megadough...

[@zmbdog]

"The Cramps, the Bloating, the Fatigue, the Nausea..." I've heard of the Cramps. "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns" is a favorite of mine. Can't say I'm familiar with the last three though. Are they surf-punk as well?

[@slashbash1347]

2:20 "Hey, hey, hey, Harry Potter? We can't read no TERF books here!"

[@marco-ls9fm]

'Im going to get better by browsing twitter" famous last words

[@shawnm1902]

And here I thought he got sick from Twitter...

[@jimbo9305]

@@shawnm1902 I definitely got a headache and that was just from second-hand exposure.

[@heftyjongle2958]

If nose bleeds are periods then every anime protagonist is a woman

[@calebleach7988]

I get nosebleeds rather easily, especially at high altitudes. Guess I’m a woman.

[@christopherrogers303]

Could you imagine some kid bumping their nose and screaming 'Mom! Mom! I'm having a period!' 😂

[@Sorain1]

Huh. This vastly increases the numbers of Lesbians in anime.

[@POIUYTREWQ62]

​@christopherrogers303 I would say, sounds like a South Park episode; but they already did an episode like that.

[@Blackstone-ke5pv]

Somebody call Matt Walsh the reason he doesn’t know is because he swore off anime

[@newwaveinfantry8362]

You're already using the fact that Mickey is in the public domain. Good on you, sir!

[@ladywisewolf3942]

Yeah, except I couldn't understand a single word that Mickey said. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@newwaveinfantry8362]

@@ladywisewolf3942 "Uh, what do you mean I can't go into a woman's locker room? A gay teen is gonna just kill himself because of this! So what if I have a camera? Wax me, wax my bikinis on! I'm fighting for my life! How many teenagers are gonna kill themselves if lesbians don't start dating me?"

[@ladywisewolf3942]

@@newwaveinfantry8362 Oohhhhh....! Thank you! 😆😂

[@GlobalOutcast]

I love how he even drew himself sick. Get well soon man

[@pookysgirl7535]

*And* the blanket he had wrapped around his shoulders too!

[@Gotti89]

"Workin in the racism mines" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Somerealtomfoolery22112]

"And the children yearn for the mines"

[@geothepoly]

"I was told the savior wasn't white" LMAO

[@chaparro1097]

the savior was in fact white

[@TornadoSponge]

It’s great that Steamboat Willie Mickey Mouse has become public domain. Amazing video Seamus!

[@sharkinator7819]

This is where the fun begins

[@l337pwnage]

How'd the shysters miss out on that one? The only thing better than shysters complaining about piracy, is shysters complaining that people won't watch their garbage. I think back to the old Sharon Stone incident where she went off on the paparazzi, then at some premiere none of the photographers would take her picture, so her publicist had to go out an apologize to them on her behalf, lol.

[@litigioussociety4249]

This probably would have been fair use anyway.

[@thenothingkiller5341]

Well the "affirming care experiment", is certainly validating the snowball effect on a completely crazy person's psychosis.

[@linhero797]

The fact that the Sheamus character really is an actual depiction of the real Sheamus, is honestly pretty funny.

[@TheGuyWhoIsSitting]

The least realistic part of that book banning strawman was the kids reading and not using their phones.

[@calvinhobbes6118]

Congratulations. You are the first "comedic animator" (anecdotal, of course) to take advantage of OE Mickey Mouses trademark expiration. Well done.

[@zato828]

Seamus actually got the sinus infection to match the vocal fry of that first girl. True commitment

[@thecakecore232]

Glad to see we're taking advantage of the public domain! I hope we see more of Steamboat Willy, just to drive disney crazy

[@Attmay]

That distance is so short that they could’ve walked!

[@skootergirl22]

He abused cartoon animals

[@rickyspanish492]

This was one of my favorites. Thanks for working when you're sick Seamus!

[@rtyria]

Get well soon - and thanks for the animation, it was hilarious. Especially the "wake up call" at the end. That gave me a fit of the giggles.

[@microsoftpain]

5:20 "I'm a trans woman and I'm on my period!" "Sir.. you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)."

[@andyharman3022]

...........or Irredeemable Bull Sh!t

[@tt.tt.tec9]

dawg i think thats just chlamydia

[@JohnR8589]

When you cut back at 5:18, I thought it was still you doing an impersonation 😂 Also, Vicks nasal spray works amazing on sinus infections.

[@speppers69]

Vicks inhaler, too. And a Navage rinse once a day. It's kinda freaky and scary and totally weird the first time. But it shuuuure wipes out a cold or sinus infection fast.

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

He doesn't have a sinus infection, he's got COVID/flu. It's going around right now and hitting about 1/3 the population. Phenylephrine sprays still work well for opening you up, but it's temporary and shouldn't be overused (I know from firsthand experience).

[@DrinkYourNailPolish]

Xlear works as well

[@DarrenMansour]

I hope Micky becomes a regular character now!

[@robmangeri777]

Seamus! You are the first person I’ve seen use the now open source Mickey Mouse character!!!! Nice touch!

[@hariman7727]

It's painful watching people not only lie to themselves but immerse themselves in lies.

[@alekorgruene313]

I feel bad for the kids who have to deal with this. It’s annoying enough as an adult.

[@David_Drums]

I've heard that anesthesiologists say that the "voice" that rainbow folks put on magically disappears when they come out of sedation. It eventually comes back, but it sounds like it's a forced behavior. Anyone else hear that?

[@ironymatt]

No, but every once in a while if you're around the (multi) coloured folk long enough irl, they'll slip up and say something in a normal male voice when it's a genuine reaction, like if they swear when they stub their toe. I've heard it a couple of times at least

[@anonymousonyx7755]

cause it is. lgb drop the t I ain't got anything in common with these menaces to society

[@NRSGuardian]

Unless they have their adam's apple surgically altered, a transwoman's feminine voice is a trained affectation.

[@clogs4956]

The vocal change is not due to the cross-sex hormones, but voice retraining as part of the programme.

[@bigbird4481]

Meaning it's a forced voice lol​@@ironymatt

[@cyclone8974]

A lecture disguised as a joke is still a lecture.

[@roshinobi]

“I get a period. I just don’t get a menstrual cycle. But everything else, like no one wanting to be around me.”

[@YoutubeStyleChannel]

Sometimes I get a little tummy ache, a headache from time to time, a little bit of constipation here and there. I used to think I was just a human going through regular human things, But it turns out I'm a trans woman with an irregular cycle. Thank you for opening my eyes.

[@stephenthompson3309]

He can modify his avatar to look congested, but can't modify it to have an actually full and handsome beard like he does in real life.

[@gamera5160]

I just realized something. The people who strawman their opponents are usually living examples of strawmen from their own side.

[@destructionindustries1987]

Interdasting

[@cadis4257]

This chick has gone crazy. Demanding censorship and even telling steam to take off certain games that offend her. She is now an enemy.

[@chowner]

Chick? 😂

[@cindaschuster6725]

"SHE?"

[@Jb69-f1v]

@@chownerdon’t start

[@rosezingleman5007]

Cue Mike Myers.

[@Jb69-f1v]

@@cindaschuster6725don’t start

[@loganviking3923]

OK, sick Seamus seams to be extra snarky Seamus, and I'm digging it!

[@jeffstarrunner1]

Dang, you are really good at picking funny movie clips to mix in; that was hilarious.

[@TECO1234]

That pink haired guy that thinks he has a period sounds threatening like a guy with too much testosterone. So unladylike.

[@radfoo72]

Seamus is like a catholic conservative version of an agnostic stoner friend I worked with in Cali 16yrs ago all the way down to the appearance and sense of humor😂

[@LoserUser72]

This is hands-down the best use of public domain Mickey Mouse. Everyone else can quit now, Seamus wins

[@Attmay]

Best Mickey Mouse cartoon since *Runaway Brain.*

[@MrX3rt]

Seamus being the absolute goat and recording while sick.👏🏻🏆

[@Attmay]

Like Jim J Bullock in the later years of *Too Close For Comfort* and the final season of *ALF* once he had already tested HIV positive.

[@NathanTenney]

"the cramps..." What's cramping? No really, answer me that. The amount of delusion that statement takes is beyond me. It is outside my capacity to play along. Sorry, not gonna happen.

[@chawk678]

The detachment from reality is both hilarious AND terrifying. 2+2=5. Transwomen get pseudo periods and men can give birth to a baby from their bonus hole. Did I miss anything?

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Yeah, their favorite: Children can consent.

[@ReadMoreRothbard]

Seamus bringing his A game even though he feels so sick. just showing up is amazing. But doing so well when you're sick. I salute you sir.

[@Yipper64]

5:08 yeah, there's "treats you like a child" and then there's just extremely controlling "apologize to me now for misgendering me." And then there's the people who are non-confrontational.

[@schmendrake]

I've got a fairly deep voice and I learned to do a pretty decent girl voice as part of a Monster of the Week campaign I ran. The thing a lot of these guys get wrong is that they think a girl voice is about making your voice high. It's much more about vocal posture and what you may call a 'female accent' . Dr. Cindy Stacey's voice isn't any higher than mine, but it is completely distinct, and sounds much more feminine. Thing is, it takes a lot of work and practice to make it believable, and they arent going to put that kinda work in for what is, to them, a fashion statement.

[@stingingcake853]

That actually makes a lot of sense. I've noticed that if I can match the cadence while doing an impression, it actually sounds more like the person than if I try to match other aspects of it (like pitch).

[@Saydie246]

As a younger woman with a deeper natural voice, their idea of higher=feminine always bugged the tar out of me. It's one of their many insulting caricatures of women, yet we're not allowed to be offended because it 'invalidates their experience'.

[@destructionindustries1987]

Very interesting, I have a low voice for a female but I still don't sound like a man.

[@destructionindustries1987]

I'm allowed to be offended, says I

[@mystahspaulding8039]

I love the flush on the sick Seamus cartoon’s face 😂 I love everything about this man, keep up the good work brother!

[@som1alive]

Seamus REALLY hit hard on this one 😂 I'm rolling brother. Thank you so much. 😂

[@Joker22593]

Laura Horn is so funny, I'd be concerned about the validity of Laura and Trent's marriage if they didn't already have 3 kids.

[@thicky1336]

I wonder how much of this audience knows who Laura is

[@brick6347]

I wonder how many times a day the first whining woman says _like, you know, whatever_

[@shawnm1902]

Compiling.... *A stack overflow error occurred*

[@stukksmith122]

God bless you, Seamus! Hope you feel better ASAP!

[@wattsisnaim8111]

6:00 Well, I do know one woman, who has, from time to time, said how glad she was to have her period. Specifically, she has said this during Ramadan. As a Muslim woman, she's allowed to eat despite the fast, if she is on her period. So she has mentioned how much she looks forward to her period during Ramadan, and how glad she is KFC delivers.

[@destructionindustries1987]

Popeyes is better

[@wattsisnaim8111]

@@destructionindustries1987 Out of curiosity, I checked. There is exactly one Popeyes in her country.

[@Sigma-INFJ.]

Even being sick doesn't stop you from making great videos.

[@doinksinthePM]

Just curious. 6:50 Does _anyone_ actually look at this stunning, brave woman and not immediately see the man that she not only used to be, but very much still is?!? Like, instantly. You get a mental shot of him without the hair and makeup. Why? Cause our brains like to solve problems and puzzles. And this individual is very clearly both, personified.

[@VardaMusic]

I see someone who would’ve fit right in circa late 1920s Germany, to be honest- lots of men dressing like women, dancing on stage, all the rest. Sorry, that’s precisely how he comes across to me, no joke. Controlling, psychotic bully who wants to punish you for not going along with his selfish lies. I know, never met them, might be the nicest guy in the world…but he did post a video in which he equated bad taco bell with menstruation.

[@haljordan777]

5:32 He could bleed. He has blood. He just isn't willing to fully commit.

[@Fiery154]

That Bill Murray bit at the end was PURE GOLD 😂🔥

[@Torgo1969]

That first woman is fascinating. I am so glad that she has nothing better to do and think about than whatever it is that she thinks she's doing!

[@problematicspaghettios]

Ive been fighting the sickness too brospeh and let me tell you!!!! YOU'RE A CHAMP! No way in H E double hockey stick would I ever subject myself to watching those when sick! BUT I will thank you for suffering through it for my enjoyment! Got quite a few snot filled chuckles out of this one! Bravo! Edit: did that "person" really just admit that they do not, in fact, have periods but that they're just an a**hole?! 😂😂😂

[@wkeezz]

5:26 what he described right there is a food coma. Don’t know what else it could be!

[@roryf.1349]

That ending was hilarious! You're the man Seamus!

[@sonofeyeabovealleffoff5462]

2:47 I'm not sure if he's doing it for comedy or he's actually being serious since the kids are giggling (I think they are?) but if that guy and me interacted and I was a student if he touched my Warhammer 40k book or ANYTHING on my desk that i would be reading or doodling; He would have not survived the day. The other students knew not to mess with me and my bros. We were the punk-rock goth delinquents at our boarding school except our rule was thus "Do no harm unless harm comes your way. Start no fight, unless a fight comes for you." We were used to making sure no other group touched us, because people at that place felt a constant need to mess with us. You either came to us because you were in our group, or you didn't understand who we were and got course corrected REAL QUICK. Thank gods I grew up in an era before the "Toon" PC era exploded post 2010. We didnt support delusions of grandeur either.

[@CocktailsConsoles]

"I get my period! The only thing I don't get is the menstrual cycle." ... God really played the flood card too early.

[@Roark787]

His mistake wasn't starting over ounce Eve and Adam proved that they could be corrupted.

[@stillcantbesilencedevennow]

Its ok, there's still "fire" "extraterrestrials" "own our hand" or lots of other fun stuff! I admit, water gives us the best chance to survive, maybe that's why he used that first.

[@jimbo9305]

That one struck me as odd. Bleeding out of a wound doesn't mean you're having a period...

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@jimbo9305 more importantly, “period” is just a nickname for a menstrual cycle. If you don’t bleed, you don’t have a period. If you don’t even have your own uterus, you not only don’t have a period, but you can’t have a period ever. Why are these people so dense?

[@jimbo9305]

​@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro Because it's their feelings mixed with attention-seeking behavior and an overwhelming desire for affirmation. They'll literally say anything to justify their neurotic behavior.

[@Monkeyb00y]

Hope you feel better Seamus. Getting sick right after Christmas into the New Year isn't fun for us either. Get some rest for sure.

[@AidanBueling]

THANK YOU Seamos for risking a SINUS INFECTION by reacting to LIBS of TIKTOK on the INTERNET.

[@AidanBueling]

For anyone who didn't get the reference (so everyone), the annoying capitalization and name misspelling was on purpose.

[@ninjagamer1359]

Every second of this video was so funny, I was laughing out loud the whole time 😂 And you have the perfect responses to everything that first person was saying in particular 👏🏻

[@bonniebertovichcatholictrad]

How the *$@! is Seamus even funnier when he is sick. This is probably his best video to date, and not just because he put his face in it.

[@Jon-cg3df]

HERES YOUR WAKE CALL! Seamus : ''Oh shit" softly😂😂

[@migueldelmazo5244]

It must be hard seeing the world clearly through comically big glasses.

[@Sigma-INFJ.]

We love you too Seamus. Get well soon! God bless.

[@Zachary5211]

Hilarious, and if you aren't a member, do it. The extended version on the site is hilarious! Good start to the year!

[@stephankwapis]

I love that you IMMEDIATELY took advantage of the public domain Mickey 😂🤣🤣

[@intotheaether9022]

It's hard to invalidate things that were never valid to begin with. If that dude is cramping and bleeding once a month..... He needs to speak to a different doctor that actually has his best intentions at heart because I think there's something seriously wrong!

[@skootergirl22]

Munchouseing syndrome

[@scottybreuer]

The animation quality at 4:50 is a little dodgy... Normally the cartoonists do a great job, but I think they were stretched thin for it to take a dive like that. Thankfully it picks back up.

[@Yipper64]

4:30 public domain baybeeee Though I wonder can a voice be copywritten? Either way I say it falls under parody.

[@aguidamonster]

Seamus, you are a national treasure dude. Never change. My sides hurt so bad. I

[@firenhell02]

The best part was just before the outro. The editing and inserting the scene from Stripes, I think, was *chef's kiss* perfect.

[@BradTheThird]

3:55 Do you mind? I was eating while watching this. There was no need for this grotesque image...

[@ricardozk]

💀

[@littleravendesigns5587]

Feel better Seamus, and for being a natural born woman and not a flux woman, I can honestly say I have never been excited nor felt the need to be Validated to have a period.

[@ri3m4nn]

1:37 on a serious note, that rhetoric is identical to Christian rhetoric. They've essentially replaced sin as defined by the Bible with sin defined by a political movement.

[@DrinkYourNailPolish]

That's why I refer to them as the religion of baal.

[@briankelly1240]

Oh, we have the same headset! Love it, used them for years.

[@GTR3x]

The obligatory use of Steamboat Willie was obligatory… and wryly hilarious.

[@Fune-farm]

Get well soon Seamus and keep up the good work.