Freezer (Frieza) Best Quotes - TFS

A collection of my favorite Frieza quotes from the genius that is Team Four star's Script writing.

[@longschlongdoogong7482]

“I’M COMING ZARBON! QUICK, GRAB MY BALLS!” Criminal that that line didn’t make it into this

[@silverbob4118]

I was dying when I first heard that for an hour.

[@thedastardlylizard5944]

@@silverbob4118well so was the Ginyu Force

[@youraveragerobloxkid]

Sus

[@theoverseer1775]

"Having these balls here with me makes me feel a certain joy. I want to caress them."

[@alexfpower]

LOL that's hilarious.

[@henryknippling2408]

I just love watching Friezas sanity slowly drop away as his fight with goku carries on

[@Cysco8575]

Goku stupidity overtrow Frieza common sense.

[@donathan2933]

More like Frieza slowly loses his composure

[@tedscheett9420]

Frieza, I believe, must be a very heavy, yet sophisticated, drinker. It must have been days for him since his last drink.

[@medexamtoolscom]

The best part was Goku's most badass line of the whole series, "I'm going to break you..... like a kittkatt bar." That was a real ohshit moment for Freezer.

[@krisfrederick5001]

The ego crumbles

[@josephwilliams5292]

“Ohoho no, don’t mind me. By all means, *give me some ideas.* ” Frieza was gone too soon

[@GelusYT]

Joseph Williams SPOILER WARNING IF YOUR NOT CAUGHT UP ON DBS... but I am so glad that frieza is alive again

[@zombieslayer4827]

bryan diaz varela but if he absorbed the android again...

[@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper]

bryan diaz varela he can become *perfecter*

[@quinnchillai2406]

bryan diaz varela because PERFECTER CELL

[@quinnchillai2406]

bryan diaz varela I counter with perfecter cell

[@libandualeh7621]

"That wasn't part of our deal" "And 500" The fact that I'm not surprised at how often Frieza heard this line is so funny for some reason

[@brandonharkin270]

I'm more surprised that the number isn't higher.

[@PerfectAlibi1]

Frieza isn't really true to his deals.

[@dillzilla4454]

They should have made a over 9000 joke there.

[@solascriptura-e7t]

If that was the case, Freiza wouldn't be keeping an accurate count,@@dillzilla4454

[@shadenox8164]

Seems kind of low to me.

[@notadumbassliberal6950]

Frieza's personality in this is actually more terrifying than the original lol

[@thesentry3497]

I know this is late but what makes tfs so funny for me is the way they portray the characters are honestly just exaggerated versions of their already existent personalities with a comedic oversight.

[@revyvalar2707]

truuuue @@thesentry3497

[@bamxz9336]

DBS Frieza is amazing because its so similar to dba

[@hafirenggayuda]

Yep, more hilarious but still inexcusably evil and sadist

[@mistahkrazy805]

"Oh yes, a proper burial. An unmarked grave, on an empty planet, in the middle of nowhere space. Honestly, I say it's too good for him."

[@aspen1889]

Marcus Rivera ikr it’s amazing

[@Sheikh_Speare]

I died

[@donathan2933]

Freakin Smartass

[@timoylumontad3920]

Oof to all soldiers of the Imperial Guard in Warhammer 40k.

[@ReggieGiggas]

I noticed this the instant he began saying this line

[@JustAReminder]

“I don’t get upset, I have people to do that for me” is probably the most baller sentiment ever.

[@SadMarinersFan]

That and "I cant be racist twords a race that no longer exists"

[@goldensilence5841]

😂😂😂

[@Dryboneszero]

they stole that joke from Rodney Dangerfield. Specifically the movie Back to School.

[@EWOODJ]

@@Dryboneszero Yeah, “stole”. Like other works of fiction haven’t also used that joke when it works for the situation.

[@justarandomclonetrooperwit8119]

B A L L I N

[@trollermeh]

Freezer: I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for. Zarbon: You don't pay us. Freezer: -Allow them to live for.

[@tsukasa9838]

Meanwhile Cooler pays his henchmen

[@joshuagraham5750]

@@tsukasa9838 cooler isn’t wanted for tax evasion

[@Guru_jay]

@@joshuagraham5750 yeah but like who the fuck gonna arrest him

[@starstudio8402]

@@joshuagraham5750 cooler pays his taxes like a good space individual

[@Guru_jay]

@Kevin Anderson yeah okay sure…. The people who couldn’t arrest frieza can definitely arrest cooler

[@KegOfMeat]

If you stop to think about it, Friezas mental list of heroic speeches is actually very impressive.

[@Harsh-lq7xj]

Yea, noy every hillbilly with shotgun can do tht

[@kugelblitz-zx9un]

Ikr? Man's got photographic memory

[@jimbocraggins]

its mental, he didnt even write it down

[@DharshM0]

He could be wrong and lost count for some of them, no one knows except for him

[@jmansword]

wonder how many different lines are on it

[@DaSheepKiller]

"Stop that! Stop not dying!" Me when the champion is spamming full restores.

[@goudacheese7491]

When they keep living with 1 hp

[@DaSheepKiller]

@@goudacheese7491 the trainer spamming full restores on a Pokémon with Sturdy is especially annoying

[@raegenix1669]

@@goudacheese7491 dokkan battle eza bosses

[@starfox386]

I like the lines before that too "WELL NOW YOU'RE SUPER SAIYAN SOUP!! HIGH IN VITAMIN DUMBA**!!"

[@lilAndrix]

*CUT TO TANTOR VS. LANCE SUPER SOAKER BATTLE*

[@cristinavanni8803]

"I'm sorry but if this sh*t goes any further south we're going to hit Space Mexico." - Frieza

[@TerribleVA]

This is easily my second favorite quote

[@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217]

@@TerribleVA your first?

[@TerribleVA]

@@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217 "Why are you slaughtering our people?" "Well you see, I was just in the area and thought this would be a delightful place for a summer home- What the fuck do you think I'm here for?"

[@aidanedwards8931]

That is a good line

[@lelethemaddenlibrarian2217]

@@TerribleVA 😭😭😭😭

[@silversnow4777]

"I can't be a racist against a race that doesn't exist" gives off the same energy as "you're not a war criminal if there's no more military to judge you"

[@notgoingtopostanyvideos4478]

Write that down! Write that down!

[@K3V1nIrving]

@@notgoingtopostanyvideos4478 I got you I got you

[@skrillframe64]

@@K3V1nIrving alright alright

[@tokiwartooth09]

Serbia

[@sampayne283]

you cant be arrested if there arent any jails

[@darkstrike8606]

Goku: "I'm gonna deck ya in the schnoz!" Frieza: *Drops Vegeta in utter disbelief* "I-I'm sorry that's a new one......who are you?"

[@catgirllover5859]

I'm gokul I'm insane from earth!

[@darkstrike8606]

@@catgirllover5859 Frieza: *Visible Confusion* Vegeta: (Weakly) "He.......means.........Saiyan......"

[@catgirllover5859]

@@darkstrike8606 between you and vegeta I think I lost my touch in genocide

[@darkstrike8606]

@@catgirllover5859 Piccolo: *Hits Frieza* Frieza: "And I just keep getting reminded of my failures!"

[@dagreenbolt9169]

@@darkstrike8606 Piccolo: "You mean your failure in killing me or just in general?"

[@matthewwheeler469]

"I don't deal in legends, I deal in facts." That's a legit good line.

[@crynosinso8324]

Hit this comment as soon as it made it to that part in the vid.

[@naisagathefirstdestronmand8559]

@@crynosinso8324 Was just about to comment that myself.

[@Daniel-wu6pl]

just before he fucking said it

[@voltaire9176]

Bitch your just jealous of my super Saiyan swagger

[@nephandi2316]

"And here's a fact : by the end of this, you are going to be crying... Like a little BITCH"

[@FinalPharaoh83]

"Oh no, don't mind me. By all means, give me some ideas" is the best villain line I've ever heard

[@urbanvibe7375]

I see you. And I raise you "Im not racist. Can't be racist against a race that doesn't exist"

[@chichi5464]

Frieza: "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." Vegeta: "But you're the one hitting me." Frieza: "Oh contraire Vegeta you brought this upon yourself."

[@ballerlegend4117]

WondrousFlyer20 I loved that one

[@Enneamorph]

I had to put my phone down for a minute. Whoever voiced Freiza here...several Oscars. *Several.*

[@natsudragneel9490]

That rine

[@christiancrusader9374]

@@Enneamorph Little Kuriboh voiced TFS's Freeza. He's the guy that did Yugioh abridged.

[@ventexovakon2178]

Gonna use that someday.

[@WhiteBladeZero]

"APPULE?! You left APPULE here?!" "I thought he could handle it!" "Appule couldn't handle a shot of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta!!"

[@jalonjones8567]

I love that line!

[@anjhindul]

I think it is A Pule (or pool)... not his name, his race, like human, sayin, frost demon, namekian etc.

[@Gaz_42069]

@@anjhindul no

[@phoenixshadow4631]

@@anjhindul he appears in one of the dragonball xenoverse games and his name is Appule in game confirming that his name is in fact Appule at least in the games

[@timoylumontad3920]

@@jalonjones8567 Appule is The Raditz

[@jtrooper9749]

"Good god, I was led to believe that your race survived entirely on water, how is he so fat?!

[@furionmax7824]

"oh hi, I'm super kami guru. And not the guy judging you on your appearance."

[@AJOlaks]

Didn’t guru get eaten?

[@gurvmlk]

@@kevingetzoff4631 Being eaten is a form of execution.

[@bartlegoof5949]

“Oh hi, I’m Super Kami Guru, and in the guy that’s not judging you on your appearance”

[@demi-femme4821]

"It was me. I drank it. How do you think I got so FAAAAT!?"

[@Melmeltheclown]

The "Give me some ideas" will always send chills down my spine, S tier dialogue!

[@rtyuik7]

as far as ive heard, that line was a pretty major factor on deciding whether to keep LittleKuriboh, or keep going through auditions... ...obviously, no one else had a chance against LK lol

[@faanvugeincynicalassassin]

Same lol

[@dnhydra777]

A line so cold, I wish it were canon

[@hunterlilleyun]

"That was the moment we realized he could be just as terrifying and was perfect" - Lanipator Paraphrasing a bit but still LK proved he was perfect .

[@parmar__12]

When was this line said

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

"Who I'm convinced is named Chuck" gets me every time😭

[@r3con_brrt]

Same 😭

[@smirnoff3841]

Where are the Ginyus? _Oh they're dead._ *_WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!_*

[@KynG5]

We don't know! *I shall find clues!*

[@alastor8134]

@@KynG5 whats that Some saiyans Those things are why the ginyu force are dead

[@alastor8134]

@@SunnFern yes THEY DIED

[@alastor8134]

@Mr. Developer doc what happened?

[@Boreas9292]

@@alastor8134 My professional opinion, the Ginyus were killed

[@mathewgodfrey1517]

"Oh look, more baby seals" Me in a video game when more annoying enemies spawn.

[@koisj8310]

Mathew Godfrey me when im doing pvp and a lv 1 start dealing 1 damage to me

[@SenatorArmstrong2018]

Mathew Godfrey and you just 100% everything

[@Tmerrify]

Have you ever played Overlord?

[@The_Blue_Otaku]

"Oh look, more baby seals" Anakin Skywalker in the Jedi temple during Order 66

[@Aristas-zd5vd]

@@The_Blue_Otaku too soon

[@jtrooper2255]

"You can punch a board and it will break in half. I can punch a board and wipe out its entire race" -Frieza

[@SatisfactoryBro]

jtrooper 225 That was a cool line

[@kass_sassafrass]

“But can you block?”

[@lordseelenfresserdemonking1168]

Ok

[@tastedivinefury2198]

Proteins Of Wonder >:|

[@WebertNelson]

@@kass_sassafrass ...I’d like you to meet a friend.

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

I love how Frieza tries to be this badass villain with these badass lines, but they all fall flat when Goku shows up.

[@jimbocraggins]

less like tried and more like excels

[@mdawguu]

“I’m sorry, I’m usually far more composed, I’m just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID” God the writing of this show is something else man

[@thealaskannomad6018]

"Tell me. Have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?" "N-No..." "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask them about Namek."

[@zephfire_16]

Coldest quote in all of TFS

[@DoubleBoost23]

@@zephfire_16 I personally found Gohan's defining of filicide more scary. Oh, and his nonchalant attitude when a Cell Jr threatened to kill Krillin.

[@An_Average_Idiot]

Thats a damn good line tho.

[@areebshaikh8092]

Even i found this line awesome

[@HannibalKantter]

TFS Frieza had some lines more terryfing that the original ones

[@joachimvorbechchristensen3852]

"Why are you slaughtering our people?" "Well, you see, I was just in the area and I thought this would be a delightful place for a summerhome, what the fuck do you think I'm here for?"

[@christiankirby8092]

Joachim Vorbech Christensen Our trees.

[@Cynderfan35]

....Zarbon 2 or 3 more. "Two or three more?" *Boom*

[@degenerate2150]

Well I'm 3 years late but the Namekian actually asked him "What are you here for?"

[@freshcolors1272]

@@degenerate2150 7 months late it was an elder of a village

[@yallgotmesleep1139]

"There you are again, throwing your hands up in the air like you just don't care."

[@TbNighter]

CARE DAMMIT

[@TbNighter]

Questionnaire Inc. same tho lmao

[@ghosttuna2018]

Might be because you're pointing a gun but carry on

[@gamerhatch9072]

The FBI IS everywhere

[@vojislavS8652]

Little Kuriboh was the perfect choice for freeza's voice actor. I'm not surprised if he made some lines up, that guy is a genius 😂😂😂

[@wutguycreations]

4:31 TFS took the scariest, most awe-inspiring scene up to that point and turned it comedic

[@echo_32]

1up 1up 1up 1up 1up

[@jeremytung1632]

Krillin stop! Your making him stronger!

[@briarmason8737]

I! CAN'T! HELP! IT!

[@feraligatriscool5509]

One down

[@maarekstele2998]

To be fair it was pretty funny as well in at least one of the official dubes

[@clayongunzelle9555]

"Sensu beans heal physical damage, only therapy can aid emotional trauma" So underrated

[@PokefanSans]

Last I checked Freeza isn't 16

[@GhaniKeSawah]

@@PokefanSans 16 as in age or the android?

[@PokefanSans]

@@GhaniKeSawah yes

[@GhaniKeSawah]

@@PokefanSans oh ok

[@thatguy8777]

@@PokefanSans *ki blast* ...smartass.

[@embersarts]

I'm actually surprised he was willing to give the Ginyu's family something nice in terms of their death. I was not expecting that

[@calvinfalls3220]

Well the Ginyu Force were some of Frieza’s most loyal and powerful henchmen, so he might have felt obligated to do something for the people close to them. (Well maybe not in Guldo’s case)

[@hemigodre]

Who hasn't been topped by captain Ginyu?

[@waldoman7]

I mean he likes feeling magnanimous and classy and having a few people around to treat well so that they'll truly believe he's glorious and not just fear him. Break them into lesser versions of himself that justify his hedonistic megalomania lifestyle and then raise them up as superior to everyone but him.

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

@@waldoman7 bruh, thats not hedonism. Hedonism is when you base your entire life around pleasure. For that you would have to be someone who wants to be and not someone who is already rich. What you are describing is corruption. And every politician will need to somehow secure allies. Its so funny how these days those who have nothing think they are better than those who have everything. Positions of power are not positions of pleasure. The factvtgat you can do anything really just puts the vurden of high expectations on you. Something that does not go well with a hedonistic mindset.

[@waldoman7]

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 Obtaining pleasure does not have to be difficult to base your life around it, and the expectations of power certainly have not slowed down devotion to pleasure very much. Frieza is corrupt but also hedonistic. And you are actually using my critique of a cartoon character designed to embody evil to suggest i don't understand those things or think rich people inferior to me. Most of your argument is just completely irrelevant.

[@darkstalker8787]

"WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!"

[@JamesRoberts-wl3uz]

Oh....I'm sorry.....I'm usually far more composed. I'm just a little bit *_absolutely livid._*

[@chrisriley2547]

I own you I own your planet I own this planet In fact... FUCK THIS PLANET *tries to blow it up*

[@sirsledge1837]

I like this quote more than the other quotes by freezer for some reason

[@omaravalos1234]

Chris Riley did ya..did ya miss??

[@srinitaaigaura]

Norris?

[@bradyharpe6051]

I absolutely love, "not to mention I lost dadoria and zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend, WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK!" The delivery is just perfection.

[@salahudeenarunkumar4283]

“I’m impressed Vegeta, you managed to make a friend” Frieza has been and always will be the King of Roasts

[@trickstertwister612]

"All hail prince Vegeta ruler of no-one"

[@Violetcas97]

Little Kuriboh has permanently taken the place as the perfect voice for Frieza in my opinion

[@champion1772]

Tea & Book talks ehh sounds to much like his yugi voice so no

[@champion1772]

WithinReason yea I hear yugi when he speaks lol

[@hermeskun3274]

ProGamer weird, he's not really using his Yugi voice at all.

[@ahedjehad8514]

maybe it's when he's in his 2nd or 4th form?

[@alexlieutenant4003]

witch TFS script as a funny freiza yes, But as an evil master mind ruthless monster i don't think so

[@thomasweeden2683]

“Oh, don’t mind me. I’m just ABSOLUTELY LIVID.

[@malwarex2015]

Thomas Weeden me every day at school

[@Cloudeusz]

Thomas Weeden I love that line

[@War-outside]

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[@sgt.krakatoa1093]

Bang Look man, i’m Christian, but if you just leave these comments on videos that are completely unrelated, you’ll just get stamped down and some Mr Reddit Atheists will come out of nowhere and insult our “Skydaddy”. Please, if you’re gonna comment stuff like this do it on videos with religious subjects.

[@Chidera420]

@@sgt.krakatoa1093 "skydaddy" 😂

[@lordtritus2261]

"So... you must be Friza." "Actually, it's Lord Freeza." "Really? Then why is there an "i" in it?" "There *isn't*."

[@rainbowprism6242]

"Are you the guy named Freezer?" "...I am Lord Freeza, yes." "Awesome! I'm gonna deck you in the schnoz." ".........I am sorry, that is a new one. Could you repeat that?"

[@wyvern5890]

@@rainbowprism6242 nope

[@andyknightwarden9746]

@@rainbowprism6242 "Are you that Freezer guy?"

[@gurvmlk]

@@rainbowprism6242 And just like that, with absolutely zero effort whatsoever, Goku won Frieza's game of counting the heroic speech lines.

[@Mystwarrior1]

@@rainbowprism6242 thats the line i wanted to hear

[@cheaple393]

"Maybe this is a sign. Maybe I should change. Maybe this is my second, and last chance. Maybe... I was wrong... NAHHH" (Instantley dies) Best line in the series

[@JoshLefelhocz]

More like (gets instantly karma'd)

[@theultimategodofgaming3200]

Frieza was already so cartoonishly evil in the original DBZ, I love how they just took that and cranked it up to 11 in DBZA

[@Rwscienceguy]

My personal favourite is the one where he counts the number of times he has heard certain lines. It shows how little he cares about the whole speech, demoralizes the speech giver by indirectly saying "I have heard this all before hundreds of time already, and they couldn't stop me, so neither will you."

[@knightofthemir]

And then there is a goku

[@Sunkhrist]

And then there's "imma deck you in the schnoz :D "

[@danielhaycroft1597]

and imma break you in half like a kit kat

[@seangallagher1947]

@@Sunkhrist”That’s… A new one.” 😂😂😂

[@jalonjones8567]

"Then you slayed the Jabberwocky and went on to save Narnia."

[@livesathome2475]

“Then you bang your chest and then throw your dung at the zoo keeper” - Canadian subtitles

[@edwardii3920]

Such a clever and good line

[@joestargaming47]

One of the best sarcastic quotes ever.🤣😂

[@Mpeace777]

"Somehow I completely forgot about that" *OM NOM NOM*

[@andyknightwarden9746]

Omygod.

[@josecavazos6138]

RIP Chris Ayres

[@concept5631]

o7

[@chainunleashed5924]

Whos that?

[@josecavazos6138]

@@chainunleashed5924 Frieze English Dub VA

[@chainunleashed5924]

@@josecavazos6138 ooooohhhh ok.

[@MisterJ86-z2v]

​@@chainunleashed5924The Funimation/Toei voice actor from the 90s Dub of DRAGON BALL Z

[@mrb5940]

I think it's nice that Freezer thought of giving the Ginyu's families something because they died, Freezer thought they were a bunch of weirdos and was really angry when all of them died without finishing their job, and yet he thought of giving their families Wine and gift baskets, how nice of him

[@gruffstroog444]

"Oh my god you can grind meat on them."

[@kushkong1339]

AHH!

[@thebluebomberguy1819]

@Jorden Strother "what?"

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

George Takey: OOOOOH MY XD

[@ralphaaron1]

First time I heard that I laughed so hard

[@catstheidiot3517]

@@ralphaaron1 same

[@karasutenka]

Sadly, my favorite Freizer moment isn't in this. "Oh come now, if I am truly evil then may God strike me down." *gets struck by lightning.* "HA! Nice try jackass! Next time give it your A Game!"

[@seandunbar7364]

Beerus show up and is like " the fuck you say?"

[@skrillframe64]

@@seandunbar7364 beerus: when you see i king vegeta tell I said like a bitch

[@ArcticTehWeirdo]

That isn’t tfs I don’t think.

[@fidelgarcia2224]

@@ArcticTehWeirdo it is

[@christopherbravo1813]

imagine if they did DBS abridged and Zeno references that moment.

[@ldtroxell]

Him taking the time to say “filthy” when addressing the wish dragon is my favourite thing he does. Seriously there is so much to unpack there as to why it’s so funny

[@ChaoticTeen16]

Frieza: "Huh...Somehow I completely forgot about that..." *The Spirit Bomb eats Frieza's attack* Frieza: "Oh my god!" Fucking love this line.

[@LambdaBox_]

“Y-You killed my best friend” “I’ve lost count of that one”

[@henryknippling2408]

What I pay them for. You don’t pay u-. Oh uhm allow them to LIVE for. That line always kills me

[@Pleshie]

Well, if you worked for Frieza then he wouldn't kill you. Probably.

[@anonymousperson6462]

Henry Knippling course if you might get too strong, then you get killed anyway.

[@unepiclyepic7904]

@@anonymousperson6462 *cough* planet Vegeta *cough*

[@infinite6560]

“By the way.. not dead. K Thanks die-“ 9:09 an underrated line

[@angelofdeath275]

fuckin love that one

[@Jeriun]

Underrated!

[@tafua_a]

btw not dead kthxDIE

[@zackbryson4784]

Freezer: "I have a question for you." Pickle Man: "..." Freezer: "Die." Pickle Man: "...that's not a question..." Freezer: "That's because I don't do requests." Legendary

[@Jpz453]

Zack Bryson pickle man? You mean piccolo?

[@banana4360]

@@Jpz453 no no, pickle man

[@wngmn0562]

@@Jpz453 it’s pickle man

[@bidoofapostle8910]

Pretty sure it's bigger green

[@MedK001]

@@bidoofapostle8910 that's shenron

[@pimpbeast100]

3:49 literally my personal favorite

[@bilolinogamov5375]

Play a drinking game. Every time Frieza says monkey, take a shot

[@matthias5260]

We’re gonna die

[@lapislazulicircus9078]

To stay alive drink shots of juice or water

[@AnimeLife-mp2id]

" Not to mention i lost Dedoria and Zarbon. The latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend WHO I AM CONVINCED IS NAMED CHUCK"!!!! 2:52 God that was CLASSIC 😂😂😂😂

[@Dman4901]

Yes that was hilarious

[@robertsanders3503]

I think y'all missed one "I'm an optimist?" "You're an idiot." "You're both wrong, you're dead." 😂😂

[@atomicreactor6033]

"Did we get him?" "Krillin, we can sense power levels. Why bother asking?" "I'm an optimist." "You're an idiot!" "You're both wrong. You're dead!"

[@SMURFBOY12]

1k

[@Speleomimus]

I swear the new voice actor for Frieza watched this parody and was like "yeah, I'm gonna go with this"

[@concept5631]

Not a bad decision honestly.

[@Dusios]

"Oh ho ho, no, don't mind me. By all means -- give me some ideas." By far the hardest core line in all this.

[@thepuremotivemovement]

The part where Vegeta said: "I.. Vegeta.. will become a super saiyan!" while Frieza casually syncs with him like he heard Vegeta said those lines while showering. I'm dead. 😂

[@skullthunder3181]

" suicide is the cowards way out" one of the best one liners in dbza i mean seriously, that is so good it should have been in the actual show

[@aviniciussouza100]

It's a stupid line.

[@skullthunder3181]

@@aviniciussouza100 yeah u right i was stupid back than

[@lasarousi]

​@@skullthunder3181 lmao what 5 years of life does to a man's security.

[@typo9434]

​@@aviniciussouza100 how?

[@selandianselandian7973]

Choosing to relinquish the burdens of life is not an act of cowardice, but rather a testament to the indomitable strength possessed by those who possess the wisdom to embrace the tranquility that lies beyond the realms of existence.

[@jefferyoneill1]

Peaceful young races with fires on their houses Millions of voices all silenced like mouses Watching the cowards bow towards their new king These are a few of my favorite things

[@karasutenka]

*stabs Krillin in the chest* Gohan: Krillin No! Vegita: Welp he's dead.

[@draconianfury5808]

Krillin: This...is...the...worst...PPPAAAIIINNN!!!!

[@sirmidnight2039]

Frieza: Really? You sure it isn’t this? Or this? or this? _repeatedly impaling Krillin_

[@zinxys]

Gohan: Stop Krillin . You are making him strong

[@andyknightwarden9746]

@@zinxys Krillin: I *stab* can't *stab* help *stab* it *stab* *One-Up*

[@mrh8142]

"Not to mention I lost Dodoria and Zarbon, the latter of whom spent 400 credits making long distance calls to his girlfriend who I am convinced is named Chuck!" 😂😂😂

[@Kuro-ii1tz]

"Have you ever heard of the planet Vegeta?" "Wha- No?" "Funny, because I expect to hear the same from the next person when I ask about Namek." I don't hear people talk about that line, it's so goddamn *raw*

[@elismuts7163]

I’m reasonably sure that was a reference to something Hitler said about Poland.

[@SaleemTheMFG02]

“Appule couldn’t handle a shot of raspberry schnapps much less vegeta” had me crying 😭

[@carlkoopa7389]

"That's stupid! You're stupid! *STOP BEING STUPID!"* is probably my favorite, followed by "if I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, is that I'm dying"

[@ej8476]

5:19 This is when I rediscovered my love for the great Lord Frieza.

[@NothingBetterToDo]

E J *Freezer

[@thatsjayess]

Aidan Renneker *Freeza

[@zahat8582]

+Ness *refrigerator

[@ninple_4040]

pizza man9000 Fridger

[@vincentross6905]

same

[@SmokerFace12]

seen tfs so many times now, yet i giggled again at 'Kaio what?'

[@majidbarrie1323]

I also still cringed at "stop hitting yourself"

[@Lorddacenshadowind]

No seriously? Kaio what?

[@bigblackpp8751]

Joshua Gilbert kaio-crap

[@NireFuster]

I thought so.

[@Anonymusk00]

They're just so cute though! I could just PINCH THEIR LITTLE HEADS OFF.

[@Ejae57]

“I own you. I own your planet. I own this planet…in fact, f**k this planet.” -Freeza

[@Bonavire]

It's everything I love about Chris Ayres freeza with extra flair and humor added, the perfect mix

[@Darkblue4269]

This guy should take over!

[@jtrooper2255]

"Care dammit" is my favourite line. Along with "By the way not dead. Kay thanks, die" and the " I own you. I own your planet. Iown this planet. In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET". I also love the "Oh my god you could grind meat on the things".

[@unusualbydefault]

Literally his weakest lines but you do you lol

[@eafesaf6934]

Care dammit works so good because he is soo done at that point that's its a nice comedic relief joke! :)

[@pie7591]

@@unusualbydefault nah the grinding meat is my favorite

[@oppoh739]

It's the music behind it aswell when he says care dammit 😂😂😂😂😂

[@matiasdoes]

"If I had any single regret for the horrific events that have transpired in my wake; it's that I'm dying"

[@zdsmat]

such an underrated line

[@Darkblue4269]

That's like Big Jack Horner lol.

[@cuttlyfish99]

There you go again throwing your hands up in the air, like you just don't care. CARE DAMMIT!

[@sonicclincy5328]

0-0

[@Robertward111]

"I'm coming Zarbon! Quick, grab my ball's." Missed opportunity not including that one.

[@husasizzle]

"I was led to believe your species survived only on water! How is he so fat?!" That is a legitimately good question.

[@DacDaMan710]

Let me tell you a "tail" *SMACK* the end.

[@spencerofthecoast6415]

I just realized that.

[@iBlewupthemoon98]

“Are we done playing children’s games, Vegeta?” What about children’s CARD games?

[@Bubbabob145]

3:38 That quote is probably more terrifying than anything Frieza said in the original.

[@thepk1016]

Bubbubob145 from vegeta???

[@MrManueldx]

thepk 27 I think he means 3:28

[@RoninGaming6602]

He means 3:48

[@MrManueldx]

RoninGaming 6602 works as well

[@shellyalfianda7236]

No he means when freiza said why are they DEAD!!!

[@vixwashere7811]

Frieza is easily the most badass, yet hilarious and simultaneously terrifying character in DBZA

[@jeffnavarro2563]

Frieza: Remember my tail!? Krillin: Can't you take a joke?! Priceless

[@thedastardlylizard5944]

WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH (died-Ed)

[@joestargaming47]

One of the funniest scene ever.🤣😂

[@lordextinction8322]

2:28 HOLY SHIT THAT’S A VALID QUESTION

[@daver2392]

the great drought

[@desuordie4856]

He drank it all

[@blacklungsanji3]

He ate all the albinos

[@bronzesmith4568]

@@blacklungsanji3 No he just drank all the water. He ordered all the albinos to be killed after the fact.

[@greatnessawaits6790]

I can't be racist to race that's not going to exist Best line ever

[@rafaelcastor2089]

That's pretty much Hitler's phylosophy

[@themostbritishpersonalive868]

@@rafaelcastor2089 no Hitler's philosophy was man fuck this guy but he kept doing it

[@rafaelcastor2089]

@bryan diaz varela Then how come one of the stereotypes is them all having huge noses?

[@toasterowens8916]

@bryan diaz varela "stolen"

[@SGT676]

@bryan diaz varela they are a ethno religous group meaning they are both a race and a religion hell it's just that they were spread out mainly in europe thx to the Romans

[@Aloha_SnackBar]

"Oh my god you could grind meat on th- PAAA!" (Lord Frieza).

[@Eroil]

LittleKuribo's Freeza is my favorite of Freeza's voices, just amazing

[@samuelphelps6101]

"That's Stupid! You're Stupid! Stop being stupid!" is a common sentiment these days. As a retail worker, I feel this every time a customer asks me a....stupid question, and I want to play this clip for them.

[@dykwei-toolung6913]

You forgot a key moment when making the title. "You must be Fryza." "Um, no... My name's Freeza." "Then why is there an "i" in it?" "There's... There's not."

[@TheGameMage_]

Dyk Wei-Toolung that’s more of a trunks quote

[@aspen1889]

Dyk Wei-Toolung the creator has said it’s Frieza

[@griffingower1883]

F-r-i-e-z-a there is a i in his name albeit a silent i

[@thatboyakira4202]

@@griffingower1883 well, there is also Freeza. I guess TFS got with that path.

[@fidelgarcia2224]

@@griffingower1883 its actually Freeza. The Frieza spelling was the way the dub did it

[@notorious213x]

"sure is Zarbon in here" lmfao best shit ever 😭😂

[@dageta7742]

I didnt get it.

[@its_Criminal1]

@@dageta7742 Zarbon= Gay

[@thomasraines1396]

@@dageta7742 he’s saying Zarbon (along with the Ginyu Force) are gay.

[@kokichioma1901]

Frieza: "Hello, Allow us to introduce ourselves, my name is frieza and we are traveling improv group, here let me give you a demonstration, my men shall play group of drunken sailors and you're all bunch of baby seals, and go" Zarbon: *Kills a Namekian* Frieza: "And See?"

[@wngmn0562]

He said scene

[@roeital5504]

*End scene

[@BigBWolf90]

Frieza: Zarbon, two three more. Zarbon: two three more? Frieza: two three more. Zarbon: Dedoria. Dedoria: get em.

[@Manmeetsboy]

"I deal in facts, and here's a fact, by the of this fight you're gonna be crying like a little bitch" Tfs frieza is a pure badass

[@Blue_Salamander8]

“Oh no, don’t mind me. But please, give me some ideas” Now that is a badass line

[@TheExecutorr]

6:48 Freezer nailed exactly what I thought when Goku said that, except for the "It's too good for him"

[@jameschan8152]

6:20 I finally got that joke. He was saying "Let me tell you a TAIL" and proceeds to whip him with it.

[@nicolasdiaz9281]

James Chan ...

[@PetaGriffin]

You're stupid

[@jameschan8152]

@@PetaGriffin to be fair, 3 years ago is a big time gap and it's more of a subtle joke

[@PetaGriffin]

@@jameschan8152 yea I guess thats true

[@crynosinso8324]

@@PetaGriffin Not an idiot, just very slow.

[@AnonyBoiii]

Vegeta: wait am I immortal? Frieza: I don’t know, let’s see Krillin: HOHOHO, HE’S PISSED

[@seekingabsolution1907]

"If I have any single regrets for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake, it's that I'm dying" got to love that unapologetic evil.

[@orionparish9858]

“By all means, give me some ideas. ” I legitimately have to wonder just how long Frieza had been there watching the trio before anybody noticed in canon DBZ.

[@MrAlexH1991]

“I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD *WHERE MY TAIL USED TO BE!!!!!!!”*

[@jyavant]

I absolutely love the casting of TFS. Every voice actor fits their characters perfectly.

[@unusualbydefault]

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm usually far more composed, I'm just a little bit ABSOLUTELY LIVID!" cracks me up everytime ^^

[@local_introvert]

*”I’m sorry but if this shit goes any further south we’re going to hit space Mexico”* That one got a chuckle out of me

[@FreakoftheArts73]

The irony about the last quote is that it actually took two Namekians.