Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #14

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[@horrorvictim]

I love how Honey actually did stop by to water the plants and move the bamboo plant hourly

[@JaketheJust]

A good friend and good neighbor

[@notitwe5694]

Sweet! She remembered everything

[@Kizamo]

"JUST EAT SOME TOOTHPASTE, NO TIME TO BRUSH"

[@moongi852]

Mood

[@rudra.patel.001]

@Saul Lincoln cap, them both accounts be caping

[@ananddarang9179]

I do sometimes in hurry

[@aahana1323]

@Decker Abram That’s illegal,please don’t tell people about these methods because it can be used for hacking accounts and changing the password.If possible please delete your comment

[@cray_cray_idris831]

The exact moment i see the comment the scene comes on

[@violattevi]

Look at the quality on the paper. I’m dying. 😂😂😂

[@saladspoonami4563]

my family is Chinese and she always writes something like good luck

[@zziaoe6940]

The way he replies with “wha-?”

[@kikimo5558]

It was good quality tho 👌

[@nikkyk4839]

I would be stoked about some good paper. Good quality stationary is on the expensive side

[@j4lz547]

Truthfully I only care about the money 😂😂😂

[@catalinagatita]

"On carpet? C'mon." 😂

[@catalinagatita]

"a murder? =!?!?! on carpet ... c'mon!!!" why are parents like this lol 😀

[@isijjsjwiwidiidoe7792]

Why th are there so many likes but barely any replies

[@wanmilyas7665]

@@isijjsjwiwidiidoe7792 correct

[@jjasb3ar]

I mean, blood is hard to get off of carpet... I DIDNT COMIT MURDER I JUST KNOW OK

[@lukeblough6466]

@@jjasb3ar Yeah just common sense.

[@mcbabwe4977]

The part where she wakes him up at 5am to go to the airport was *extremley* reletable

[@moongi852]

Thats my parents

[@juniorsundar]

My parents engraved this into my bones man! I'm 24 and I woke up at 5am for a flight that leaves at 5pm in the afternoon

[@vn7512]

@@juniorsundar damn, what do you even do at the airport bruh

[@juniorsundar]

@@vn7512 I wait... at least I'm secure knowing that I'll never miss my flight! 😭

[@funtimefoxy7436]

Lol same

[@janessayuen]

THE DRAGON DANCE IT HURT OMG WHY

[@froshtea]

I rmb seeing that scene the first time and know they bout to do something racist af xD

[@felisd]

On the other hand, waaaaay better than if they'd done a bad actual Chinese dragon dance. If you're gonna be wrong, best to commit to being completely wrong.

[@mikyeediaz120]

People kept saying "They're wearing shoes in the house?!" Guys. If you watch this show from season 1, you'll know the reason. Luis actually got tired of took off of his shoes when he got home and he declared a new rule about wearing shoes in the house. There, now, stop comment about the shoes.

[@mymagicloulou4394]

He's gonna wipe all floor in the house

[@parkchimmin7913]

Mikyee Diaz But, how do you get tired of taking off shoes in the house? ;n;

[@mikyeediaz120]

@@parkchimmin7913 I don't know. I always took off mines. Louis was the one changing the rules. XD.

[@parkchimmin7913]

Mikyee Diaz I always take off mine too. Sometimes, my dad and sister are too lazy to take off their shoes.

[@laylac]

Sounds like a convenient excuse to me...

[@angelbabe1287]

" that means toaster and thats a tic tac toe board

[@dananajj]

She is the most funniest.

[@wu2166]

I know Chinese quite literally it’s “bread oven” and “well” with a cross in it

[@calebyao.]

井

[@calebyao.]

井十

[@asshley572]

The airport one is LITERALLY my parent

[@TheHestya]

Awww. I understand it must be difficult to explain such a rich culture when getting so many questions, but at least the people were interested and wanted to know these things.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Peaches i am suprised Jessica knew everything about chinese culture considering she left for the states in her late teens. Louis didnt even answer a single question. He is more familiar with american culture though. Jessica stole Grandma Huang’s spotlight, but Grandma Huang wanted to watch Jessica be a showoff.

[@edukid1984]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast If you were brought up and immersed in the Chinese culture up to your late teens you've probably learned enough about it to answer common questions by foreigners.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

edukid1984 yes, but she answered it like an anthropologist.

[@edukid1984]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Erm... no, you don't need to be an anthropologist to answer the questions asked in the clip. As a Chinese I could've given the same answers as Jessica by age 12.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

edukid1984 That could be true, but both of you would be portrayed as anthropologic geeks

[@nelan3334]

I love Jessica's dressing style..simple, elegant, not too much, not too little.

[@hmwoof6272]

“I’m sorry Connie, we won’t be coming to DC for new year, why......” “Because I messed up the date on the tickets!” “Why......”. “Because I messed up the date on the tickets!”

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

hm woof Big auntie: Could you get another flight? Jessica: No, I called. Six last-minute tickets to DC are too expensive.

[@ms.rstake_1211]

Ikr?

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Big Auntie: How about five? Jessica: No, even five are too expensive. Both of them want to cut Louis out of the trip. For fuck’s sake, just drive to dc. Its only thirteen hours, and if steve and connie can do that, so can you.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

@@Leilaocean nah, trolling Jessica’s stupidity is the most fun I have had in my three years of watching this show

[@gadhwalibartender6623]

I died laughing when they brought that dancing dragon

[@marsvenus7050]

oh the guy in the suit it's my brother Mark, he's a male stripper lmao

[@aleynamutlu4206]

Depiction Americans celebrating another culture in good intentions with no clue had me died laughing.

[@arregull]

OMG. The dragon dance! That's genius!

[@andrewsutherland133]

Drop the rat

[@ms.rstake_1211]

Always gets me.

[@horatio1316]

The guy in my suit is my brother. He's a stripper.

[@ito-kun7640]

No. just. no.

[@fannyyyyyyyy]

Is it supposed to be barongsai?😂😂😂

[@cocamila]

I remember my mum waking me up 6am for a 9pm flight at an airport 30 minute by drive from out home.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

BluebearChu i rather have that than leave for the airport like two hours before the flight. When my older brother decided to join us for a boston trip last year, he just decided to go to shalimar at the last moment, and we got to check in like only an hour before the flight. Otherwise, we try to arrive four hours before the flight itself. For us, it is a forty minute drive to the airport we nowadays take, even though we have one thirty-five minutes away and another twenty-five minutes away

[@Wordlifematt]

MegaAirplanelover I don’t understand your story. You didn’t miss your flight

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Wordlifematt yes, but it was super risky, and i couldnt enjoy spending time at the terminal, as boarding started fifteen minutes after we arrived at the gate.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Cocamila now, if we ever have a 6 am flight, we would go to the airport the night before and sleep there. It was nice as sfo is a nice airport and we did that for thanksgiving when we went to seattle.

[@renameagain5808]

In Ireland you HAVE to be in the airport 2 hours before your flight because it takes 2 hours to get your tickets checked...

[@arka5557]

I notice that louis always say no to things that becomes a famous company or something later. Like when the chef suggested to call panda express and he said no.

[@taiwandxt6493]

I mean granted, Panda Express was already a thing by the time that episode takes place which is the punchline of that comment. Panda Express was founded in 1983 and gained wide spread popularity by 1993, this episode in particular takes place in 1996 I believe.

[@nicholaslawrence6926]

There was another episode where Louis makes fun of the name "Ebay".

[@krithikan3177]

@@nicholaslawrence6926😂😂 yeah was funny af

[@nowthisisxin]

I just noticed. They wear shoes inside... what kind of Chinese.

[@jayfonshiz9464]

There was a joke about it in season 1 i think. Louis declared they could wear shoes inside the house because he wears cowboy boots and they were really hard to get off at the door lol.

[@tiffanifarrington4039]

This is more just about them having to wear shoes on set because its dangerous... Its a liability for production if people are not wearing shoes on set. How many shows or movies do you see anyone wearing shoes in the home... All of them... How many of us actually do in real life... Not many

[@SwissTanuki]

Funny thing but I was about to comment the same thing.

[@amazingabby25]

Tiffani Farrington yeah I’m a costume designer, and sure people are barefoot all the time, but doing it for 95 percent of shows..yikes

[@juliezhang2411]

@@tiffanifarrington4039 but cheap asian slippers Slippers!!!

[@colafam755]

that "chinese new year party" really made me cringe

[@emilietran260]

Kenzie the soccer girl that was absolutely horrifying and made me want to punch the screen

[@bruce7534]

Especially the dragon dance🤪

[@Meijibby]

As a asian and half Chinese i wanted to punch my phone:)

[@user-uu4pk5zp4j]

I can't stop laughing.

[@tesscrelli783]

i'm chinese, it was sheer comedy lmaoooooo

[@fate4681]

A murder on carpet cmon

[@vanitysfantasy6233]

😭😭😭😭

[@ms.rstake_1211]

So true.

[@ziq1450]

You mean c'mon not cmon

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Jessica looks like she could commit a murder. She is a psychopath

[@4mapel]

"This means toaster. That means tic-tac-toe board"

[@pysslrofficial4668]

"EMORY JUST EAT SOME TOOTHPASTE NO TIME TO BRUSH"

[@binatagurung7402]

I was expecting some real dragon dance but didn't expect what was coming. 😂

[@TuanDinhV]

That dragon dance almost killed me. LMAO.

[@user-ij6eb8mg4v]

Omg that dragon dance😂

[@kaptainkpop6750]

李天颖 I think I’m offended lol

[@user-ij6eb8mg4v]

KaptainKpop lol I know

[@tonightdowntown]

all the funny moments are actually „best of jessica huang“ cause she is one of the best characters in sitcome history😂👌🏽

[@andrewouellette1954]

This should just be a Jessica funny moments

[@zack2980]

the "classic dragon dance " is killing me lmfao

[@kikiputnam922]

1:06 “JUST EAT SOME TOOTHPASTE NO TIME TO BRUSH” 😂😂😂

[@whywelovefilm7079]

Awww. At least Jessica knows she has a true friend...

[@littleblizzard7591]

Love this show. Only criticism is a party in the mid 90’s wouldn’t be “epic”. A party in the mid 90’s would be “dope” or “bangin’’ or “fly” “gettin’ jiggy” or “the bomb” but most likely, cause these guys are dorks, “all that and a bag of chips”.

[@AskMiko]

Yeah appropriation at its finest... Still incorrect use of dope, the bomb, etc. in 2019 reflecting back to the mid 90s.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Yeah, this show doesnt portray the 90’s correctly. Like 1995 in this show matches 2015. 1999 in this show matches 2019. Only thing they are doing is not using cell phones and putting really old cars out there. Despite i havent seen anyone use a cell phone until 2004-2005, i knew enough people had cell phones during 1995-1999. Also even today, a third of the cars i see are from the 90s. So this show feels more like the present than the past.

[@user-ok8yq6nc6x]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast Well I mean there was the part in the airport that was more lax than today because it was pre-9/11

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

J R that is only in tv; i noticed that even during the shows in the 2000s, airport security was not as tough as in real life; i can agree before 9/11, airport security wasnt as tense as now in real life, but still, I am sure it was as tough back then. I have only been on a plane once before 9/11, and that was in 1999. I was really little back then, so the only thing I can still remember right now from that experience was me sitting inside the plane and knowing how the cabin looked like.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

AskMiko honestly a lot of those phrases are used today. Dope and the bomb are for sure. Phrases that died out would be like nobody says soda pop anymore.

[@ceasertomas1272]

"Were going to drop the rat"

[@sparrowjuice7395]

"That's not a real thing"

[@chonwai]

I remember my parents didn't get us out in Chinese new years, they have 4 kids when most of their friends got 2 or 3, they didnt want the friends to think we were purposely greeting them to get the red pockets

[@shuozhang3879]

william wan your parents are sensible people. A friend of mine has 3 children and I have only 1 and she kept asking us to meet up for lunch after New Year’s Day lol

[@instantnoodleskun9336]

@@shuozhang3879 😂😂😂

[@mymagicloulou4394]

The whole purpose of money gift is to encourage children to have investment skill. Spending money into goods means they grow up to select which stocks they prefer best, but well in their time, it was commodity. Chinese people used to be expert at business and investment, but until war with japan, changed investment into saving so they can fund war, then chinese' economy was downhill, and china's reeducation policy make children cant even running business without parents' help. That's why, i prefer to give my children money gift but hide when someone else come in.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

It is funny. I have eight cousins, all of my four older ones are only kids, and then my four younger ones each have a sibling. So the three older cousins I have who live in India get together with the two younger cousins from my dad’s side.

[@jg1681]

HAHA, I love the scene when Jessica wakes Eddie up! My grandfather is known for being fashionably early to EVERYTHING so it's quite relatable.

[@roathnorin]

Chinese New Year What I love: food, red pocket, family meeting What I hate: cleaning, meeting cousins whose name I don’t remember, gaining weight😂

[@derpman]

You don't know honestly how much I look forward to when you make another funny moments of Fresh Off The Boat.

[@acershaw8442]

As a native Chinese, my brain hurts and enjoys at the same time.

[@felisd]

Messing up the dates on the airline tickets.. Reminds me of the time my aunt bought plane tickets for 12:05 am on June 24, and then spent half the day packing ON June 24 and headed to the airport that evening to catch the flight - to find she was a day late... That taught me never to book a red-eye scheduled between midnight and 1 am.

[@bellaoswald2354]

this whole show is pure gold

[@vernalbug]

Honey is one of my favorite characters in a television series!

[@Vision_Voyagers]

That authentic dragon dance was lit 🔥 AF

[@nataliexu5624]

They wear shoes in the house because in season 1, Lou was wearing cowboy boots and they're hard to get off so he declared shoes in the house!

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Natalie Xu he is too lazy

[@ericshang7744]

shoes don't bother me at all. but when I read '福禄寿喜' 2:45, it makes me so uncomfortable.... those are mostly for funerals....

[@MarkSkater]

i laughed so hard at the dragon dance ahhahah coz hahah nvm .. if i explain its not goin to be funny

[@instantnoodleskun9336]

Me too! Hahaha western and eastern dragon is like heaven and earth hahaha

[@icytadbull]

I just came from the "Once Upon A China 3" opening, weird contrast

[@user-gr8ei8wb9d]

I just cringed out

[@ms.rstake_1211]

So true.

[@wrenegade6283]

My soul died at that part...

[@coffeeaddictexpress5038]

Can we just give a shout out to Honey! What a great neighbor!

[@lancelovecraft5913]

And at midnight we're going to drop the rat lolol

[@purika8324]

I go crazy when someone wears their shoes inside my house. In my head I'm like, "This will be the last time I will invite this person inside my house."

[@lang-ed3bk]

someone once tracked dirt all in my house, he smiled sheepishly but still kept his shoes on. wtf. annoyed me so much

[@TheBlazeinPanther]

Twin Peaks cursed me. Now when I see Ray Wise on this show all I can think about is crazy Leland Palmer and how Fresh Off The Boat could be some alternate timeline where Leland bailed after killing Laura, and changed his identity.

[@limegaming8955]

4:24 had me dying laughing 😂

[@hbomax6542]

I thought everyone knew about red envelopes. I'm not Chinese but we give them at Christmas.

[@nicolebremner6734]

I've always gotten red envelopes at Chinese new year. I thought it was a normal thing 🤷🏼‍♀️ (I'm not chinese btw)

[@aneriesstyle323]

What's ur nationality ? I'm Filipino and my cousins and I experienced that ONCE during Christmas given by one of our aunt.I have 17 cousins btw.

[@cerbzzz7147]

Its the 90s Florida wasn't diverse then

[@amirasofea5551]

the airport thing ACCURATE AS HECK every asian parent ever i can’t 😂😂

[@BenightedStar]

thanks for posting these!!!! love these

[@newjerseylion4804]

1994 pocket knife and bag of fireworks were allowed on the plane but not citrus.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

No idea why they wouldnt allow citrus; i mean why should they allow a knife and fireworks. He also said blow torches.

[@gunwon1604]

Well it was before 9 11 sooooo

[@bellesogne]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast The risk of spreading insect pests by transporting fruit across state or national borders was and still is a big deal. For Florida - the citrus state - a Mediterranean fruit fly infestation could have devastated the state economy. California had to deal with that in the 80s and 90s. So, yeah, you couldn't fly with citrus.

[@zealous7691]

An "authentic" dragon dance 😂😂😂

[@meghasharmaJ1]

Indians when they see Americans celebrate Dee-wall-i ☝️

[@thereisnosuchthingasabiasi80]

Oh dear..I'm both curious and horrified.

[@meghasharmaJ1]

@@thereisnosuchthingasabiasi80 They always dance on bollywood songs, wear flower garlands, have a random goddess' idol at some random place etc. Diwali is basically a day to worship Goddess Lakshmi and welcome her into our homes for year round prosperity. God idols are always placed in a particular area and are worshipped there only. And nobody in their right mind does choreographed dancing on bollywood songs

[@muhdhanif9222]

I also want to know especially, what they will put in the deepavali envelope. I remember last year when celebrating CNY, Hari Raya, Deepavali and Christmas. In CNY I got Angpau, In Hari Raya I got Raya envelope, In Deepavali got Deepavali envelope and finally Christmas I got Christmas envelope

[@meghasharmaJ1]

@@muhdhanif9222 LOL... What's a Diwali envelope?

[@muhdhanif9222]

@@meghasharmaJ1 ooh its same with angpau (red envelope) there is money in it,if you are married you must give it to the unemployed or children who visit your home

[@jihoonjung8165]

PLEASE DON’T STOP MAKING THESE!!! I LOVE THESE!

[@S0ME0NE_01]

The dragon dance is cultural appropriation 101

[@mrdriver2988]

Waking up early for a flight was to good. 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@JeanyCore]

Make more of these funny moments omg i cant get enough

[@SaGa-xe3wr]

Me at my in laws family asking about my family 06:25

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Sa Ga its so weird jessica is like a guru at chinese culture, and yet she speaks only English to everyone. This should have been Grandma Huang. Jessica came to the us when she was like 18, so its weird. Impressive I must say. I came to the us when I was 9, but my knowledge of the indian culture is nowhere near hers of the chinese culture.

[@Byeodee]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast i think if this wasn’t an american show, she would be speaking chinese to everyone

[@Roblox_Simple_Player1234]

I love when honey said *our new year's tradition is to get drunk and shoot guns in the air* I'm dyinggg

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

Honey is a _really_ good friend!

[@rlewis1203]

Dragon dance !!!!! Always cracks me up 😂🤣😂🤣

[@HotaruJuno]

"We love wealth and good fortune" 🤣omfg true, there are unending list we have for wealth and good fortune

[@someshsalunke2731]

That dragon dance cracked me up. Classic America!

[@StrangeCollectionHQ]

Keep em coming! Love this show.

[@tomaf]

I love Constancer's character here. She is the polar opposite of her character in Crazy Rich Asians.

[@angeloshardy1140]

Exactly! Rachel is too nice, but Jessica can hurt. You both physically and mentally.

[@dantefajardo347]

Wish my girl was this adorable and funny. Actually she is already adorable, just too serious.

[@abnormallamp2037]

I feel the pain radiating off of those questions

[@liangliang8028]

omg the dragon dance is epic !!! I love the humor

[@mezhielenochiicha2589]

She just said"eat some toothpaste no time to brush😂"

[@ablaze861]

I laughed my *)) off watching the dragon dance and the family's reaction.

[@beksito333]

The red envelope from parents part really hit me.

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Big Auntie is so mad that her least favorite niece couldnt make it to DC for Chinese New Years. Apparently, Jessica doesnt get along with anybody from her side of the family; only the Huangs.

[@averagedickmoney310]

That doesnt mean they hate jessica.

[@jeetdas3173]

Constance Wu is damn talented!!! Just wow!

[@balsax3857]

1:06 k that's me when I there is something important scheduled at that day and I wake up early and just panick

[@hrast3754]

,,Our new year tradition is getting drunk and shouting guns in the air" lmao

[@l8dawn]

better if the message was "be thankful for what you have, not what you get." lol

[@uhohmukbangs5884]

Honey is such a good friend

[@addisgamingchannel1009]

“He’s a male stipper” I’m dead 😂

[@ProChowder]

"This means a toaster, and this is a tic-tac-toe board," Grandma said calmly. That two idiots: WhAt DId sHe sAy? I tHiNk sHe LiKeS It. as a Chinese I'm like OMG, stop! but still enjoys it.

[@Flex.Cinderellah]

God bless you. Than you for speaking deeply on this topic.

[@NCXitlali]

geez, that dragon dance killed me! OMG! I would have been so embarassed....

[@user-ti2xi9bd4u]

Bruh 😂 that dragon 🐉 dance just killed me

[@avalimbu1386]

That dragon dance tho😂😂😂

[@Azulmine]

The friends at the end are so supportive.

[@Wolfsbane909]

"this means understanding" 🤣

[@taegucciboy]

the dragon dance I'm scared 🤣🤣🤣

[@edmondlau511]

It's true, the red envelopes from mom & dad are the least for paying out. Grandparents and aunts & uncles without kids pay the best. LOL.

[@phoebepham88]

The Dragon dance is soo fun. Im dying lols

[@drumptruck6268]

jessica makes this show 100%

[@rayoki26]

"are new years tradition is getting drunk and shooting guns in the air" sweetie that's my tradition every time someone breaks up with me

[@raining_macondo]

Parking so far away from airport, that's so me. LoL

[@waverave24124]

" just eat some toothpaste! No time to brush!" LOL

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Jomar Beran i have actually tasted toothpaste. Crest tastes better than colgate

[@wafflegabba5970]

The thing about waking up real early speaks to me on a spiritual level

[@lanmoqi]

I’m year of the dog too!! And that dragon dance was no-

[@aayushsharma8735]

Anybody cringed on the dragon dance...?

[@shuozhang3879]

In China we say if you cut your hair in the first month of the Chinese new year something unfortunate is gonna happen to your uncles( maternal side only, your father’s brothers would be ok, and don’t ask me why ). My husband has 3 maternal uncles so he still doesn’t cut his hair during that months, just in case lol

[@shuozhang3879]

Amy farrow you could, because although his uncles don’t really believe that, old people in China want to be respected so that might still piss them off. Doing that would make the person look so immature and even stupid though lol.

[@jumsem8794]

Username checks out

[@acenull0]

**clearly not meaning it** “Yeeeeaaahhh.... maaaayyyeee.......” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@maplehockeylove6339]

The airport one is so accurate agsfsgsgs

[@arregull]

EAT SOME TOOTHPASTE!!!!

[@SamKhan-rd4rs]

That dragon dance though