Hunting Down Dine And Dashers | Fresh Off The Boat

[@HawaiianPineapple2]

"My body feels cold." "It's shutting down." gosh I love this show

[@DeathnoteBB]

Marissa D How would she know though?! Thats the scary thing...

[@Crooklyn4]

Sounding as if she’s had a few people hit her car with their bodies lol

[@j.a.8969]

And it was such an inconvenience for him to interupt her to mention it. How rude.

[@Tapiokapuddin]

This made me laugh so hard her delivery on that line was so good

[@victoriapalmapagan6577]

I love Jessica she's insane but funny

[@shybutopinionated1428]

“you hit my car with your bodies” lol

[@DolphinsAreBetterThanHumans]

I am definitely going to use that. 😂

[@TantelyAndriana]

perspective is everything hahaha

[@juitahussein1193]

as a lawyer i totally concur w her 🤣🤣🤣

[@MassDynamic]

relativity XD

[@kevinenaturelle1]

Yeah I was gonna type that then I saw this. :)

[@joshjucutan]

Dude, when she said "I'll get to you later!" to Eddie, threw an onion at a kid's head and got her son to retrieve it for dinner, placed the blame on the kids that she hit, and proceeded to tell the kid that he was essentially dying. Love her.

[@izzzzabelle]

We all do 💗💗

[@adithyagopinath2303]

Well they hit her

[@DoubtlessCar0]

Tiger Mom 100

[@ManoMamyte]

They hit her car with their bodies and one guy peed on her onion

[@kecisme2691]

He believes in the good in people... I don't. This show is awesome.

[@calvinbowen3940]

Miss this show.

[@alixir3010]

@@jenniferratto9232 wtf?

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

99 percent of the humans in this world are shitbags.

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

Even though those kids ended up dashing, I still really respect and admire how Louis engaged them and tried to solve the problem in the best way possible. They may have disappointed him but I'm still glad he tried.

[@drshohinidas4051]

Yes me too

[@pau5484]

Ohh nice to see you here Obi-wan

[@tspeakstlives]

Yeah, shame on them kids

[@saragolightly]

Agreed. Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

[@anthony42-]

Yeah absolutely agree bro

[@chonwai]

When ur mom says "I get to u later" you just lose all hope and brace yourself for the worst!

[@gladysolvera6566]

Yeah be prepared to get the death stare the I'm not angry I'm disappointed and to leave your will and few words that are worth it for your goodbye.

[@deeya]

@@gladysolvera6566 LOL! That's not what happens with Asian moms! She will be *SO ANGRY!* Don't worry about her being disappointed, that guilt-violin will be played for the rest of your life.

[@jenniferratto9232]

Work from home! We are hiring for Kid Star Ltd. It is an online teaching platform based in China. They need teachers to make English videos based on a certain category you are assigned, such as travel, fashion, sports, etc. Subject teachers and langauge teachers are welcome to apply for other positions. If interested Please like and follow our page for updates @TeachOutNow Please email your CV, credentials and introduction video or link to [e-mail] or [e-mail] Skype - sratto03 We will carefully go through all CVs submitted and will get back to you if your application is successful. Please clearly mention the position you apply for in the subject line. If you still have questions. Don't hesitate to ask. Kind regards. facebook.com/teachoutnow/

[@takitako679]

Nah she probably gonna forget about it later

[@Blank_really]

You guys are alive after that, i heard that statement once. Back in june of 2006, my soul left my body then.😂😂😂😂

[@rapmonhyung]

"I'm sorry my son got straight As and I told my wife I love her. Please bear with us, we're going through a rough patch." Lololl god I love this show. Gotta binge on hulu again.

[@ahmedsuleman8528]

What's it called?

[@TG47GRG]

Fresh off the boat

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

I wish this would be the longest running sitcom, especially since it is more fun when it is centered around a chinese family for once instead of the usual ones with a white, black, or hispanic family.

[@tashabrown2359]

@@SYDAirlineEnthusiast I never seen a hispanic sitcom....that spoke spanish and englidh

[@SYDAirlineEnthusiast]

Tasha Brown george lopez is one, but that is 96% english, but george does say a few spanish words. Also, there is this disney one called Stuck in the Middle, but that is all English, except they call their grandmother abuela. Never seen an Indian american sitcom, but i wouldnt want that. I am indian, so I speak from experience. Does a sitcom centered an indian american, pakistan american, or middle eastern american family even exist?

[@elimkwok938]

"My body's feeling cold" "It's shutting down"

[@leannafiore9412]

Itti

[@FlamingFilms999]

Y u edit the comment???

[@fsketchdesignsfengmei3762]

@@FlamingFilms999 Maybe there was a grammatical error in the original draft???

[@dillonmichaels6037]

Constance Wu is an international treasure ❤️

[@briangaron7609]

Dylan Hemmings she’s the best!

[@spoontang]

Shes American

[@dillonmichaels6037]

Miles Headley aaaand she’s treasured internationally...

[@assassindancer914]

I loved her on Crazy Rich Asians especially!!!

[@roseandstem8054]

WAS!! Until she became a spoiled Hollywood brat.

[@99gentsia]

She's perfect... Sweet and sour, but mostly sour!

[@RoccosVideos]

Haha she is a typical American woman. I love it. She reminds me of my mom.

[@jpowers55]

Why it gotta be sweet and sour? Because she's Chinese?

[@miwanabanana]

Sweet and sour is also a common Thai combination. :T

[@isaiahsand8457]

Siddharth Panigrahi tying

[@Beerbottles123]

You are describing Lemonade

[@fluffymoonbunny]

That body hit the onion too :(

[@sudhaarivazhagan6272]

Fluffy MoonBunny haha

[@gladysolvera6566]

Yeah so rude of them poor onion 🤣

[@RosemaryTurner2002]

😂

[@jenniferratto9232]

Work from home! We are hiring for Kid Star Ltd. It is an online teaching platform based in China. They need teachers to make English videos based on a certain category you are assigned, such as travel, fashion, sports, etc. Subject teachers and langauge teachers are welcome to apply for other positions. If interested Please like and follow our page for updates @TeachOutNow Please email your CV, credentials and introduction video or link to [e-mail] or [e-mail] Skype - sratto03 We will carefully go through all CVs submitted and will get back to you if your application is successful. Please clearly mention the position you apply for in the subject line. If you still have questions. Don't hesitate to ask. Kind regards. facebook.com/teachoutnow/

[@bugskarotioz5468]

I hope the onions okay .

[@funbibakare7414]

So this is what happens when a Slytherin marries a Hufflepuff

[@lindseyhickson7608]

I legit think that they need to rename the video your statement

[@funbibakare7414]

You sure? if anyone's a Ravenclaw​ it's Evan

[@noursaccount]

wow this is amazing

[@hazelmacwan8432]

She's definitely a slytherin

[@janejane6754]

Funbi Bakare omgggg 😂😂😂 yes!

[@mae__1810]

"Go get that onion, I'm gonna use that for dinner later "

[@juanmanuelpenaloza9264]

I don't know why but it's warm!

[@jakemaddia3373]

Time me!!

[@dreamsteddybearsmaster]

"You hit us with your car"

[@Lana-Jae]

“You hit my car with your bodies.”

[@jenniferratto9232]

Work from home! We are hiring for Kid Star Ltd. It is an online teaching platform based in China. They need teachers to make English videos based on a certain category you are assigned, such as travel, fashion, sports, etc. Subject teachers and langauge teachers are welcome to apply for other positions. If interested Please like and follow our page for updates @TeachOutNow Please email your CV, credentials and introduction video or link to [e-mail] or [e-mail] Skype - sratto03 We will carefully go through all CVs submitted and will get back to you if your application is successful. Please clearly mention the position you apply for in the subject line. If you still have questions. Don't hesitate to ask. Kind regards. facebook.com/teachoutnow/

[@allantan2144]

Ain’t nothing scarier then a Asian mom

[@soni8995]

Truth. And keep in mind fellas, (that also includes wife.)

[@Jnp366]

Allan Tan might have to be a tie between Asian moms and black moms

[@allantan2144]

Joshua Perry u right

[@MystikAzn4vr]

In my case it's the dad.

[@tracyl5639]

Lol

[@moedalgarny]

That onion

[@RoccosVideos]

That’s the best part.

[@nopejustnope]

moed al garny legend has it it's still warm

[@seededsoul]

That throw!!

[@_MintArcade]

Who has a better pitch? :P

[@jenniferratto9232]

Work from home! We are hiring for Kid Star Ltd. It is an online teaching platform based in China. They need teachers to make English videos based on a certain category you are assigned, such as travel, fashion, sports, etc. Subject teachers and langauge teachers are welcome to apply for other positions. If interested Please like and follow our page for updates @TeachOutNow Please email your CV, credentials and introduction video or link to [e-mail] or [e-mail] Skype - sratto03 We will carefully go through all CVs submitted and will get back to you if your application is successful. Please clearly mention the position you apply for in the subject line. If you still have questions. Don't hesitate to ask. Kind regards. facebook.com/teachoutnow/

[@esfire_mirella]

You hit my car with your bodies 😂😂😂😂 ... go get that onion I will cook diner with it to night..

[@lisamilano5898]

Also a black and latino woman would say that. We don't waste our food ha ha

[@esfire_mirella]

@@lisamilano5898 I like the fact that we don't waste our food😉

[@lisamilano5898]

@@esfire_mirella i think for us minority the food is more important than for a white....because our food is much better ha ha..

[@esfire_mirella]

@@lisamilano5898 You'r so right !!!

[@smeaglesmegg1243]

@KoharuSh Jsjs White stands for English people. I’m asian too. And my skin color is also pale, but it doesn’t make us white. We’re just asians.

[@mi_kamera]

"you hit us with your car.." "you hit my car with your bodies." I LOVE HER, SHE'S SO INSPRATIONAL

[@LadyHavokk]

“My body feels cold” “It’s just shutting down”

[@realkingofantarctica]

I like how she just passes off the fact that his body is shutting down like it’s no big deal.

[@747Sean]

“Emery, go get that onion I'm gonna cook dinner with it tonight.” 😂 I don't know why but it's warm!

[@jakemaddia3373]

Time me!!

[@dediprasetiawan5987]

It's bcoz when the onion got hit by his body, it shut down his body by absorbing his body heat

[@buckrogers5331]

"Time me!" - what an overachiever, lol. This show is awesome. :-)

[@EclipseSeth]

At least he is getting fun in creative ways.

[@SaturdayParker]

I love how this shows the wife having the husbands back so sweet.

[@assassindancer914]

True, he's the nice one while she takes care of business.

[@ZannaZatanna1]

"Well I'm going to make dinner, some sliced beef and onions-" *that 1 kid twitches. he will never view onions the same way again* "-and maybe some rice also." You know an East Asian woman is lying/making excuses when she acts as though rice is merely a possible side for stirfry.

[@dreamsteddybearsmaster]

And when she says "Love you"

[@br1ann88]

ZannaZatanna1 True, no one ever says that they are going to make rice. We already make it everyday! No need to say it, it’s like a requirement

[@cherista]

Why is this not only netflix. I want to watch this.

[@joshuahoward6845]

cheristar hulu

[@everythingissalad2969]

There's nothing worth while on Netflix smh

[@ephemera5971]

everything is salad Lucifer

[@ThatSameer]

It's on Amazon prime video (well it is in the UK)

[@demonetization6596]

@@everythingissalad2969 Brooklyn 99

[@ZannaZatanna1]

"I will get to you later!" "Hey." "You're going to do a lot more than that." Stone. Cold.

[@StarCastersUniverse]

“As soon as you expressed emotions with words” SIGHS AHHHHH

[@lifeyang2]

Pumping up his sneakers. I remember those. Lol. Definitely the 90s. I was a 90s kid.

[@tha_oz]

I was a 99s kid and i don't remember those lol

[@lifeyang2]

The Malay-American Guy, because pump up sneakers were popular during the early 90s (you'd be the cool kid in class). Anyhow, you were closer to the new millennium, a time where almost everyone did not even have a cell phone yet and smart phones were not even popular yet, and when things like audio tape was transition to CDs and video tapes were transition to DVDs (FYI: nowadays, streaming is the new).

[@lumapas]

Long Live The 90's!

[@lifeyang2]

Verdigris, I had those back in the early 90s too. They are trying to make a come back in this current day and age, but it's just not as popular as it was back in the early 90s.

[@Nakamichi_Jun]

Constance Wu, omg telling that guy his body is shutting down in a manner that just shows that his well being is none of her concern nor is it part of the topic of which she is talking about. Love her Character!

[@RoccosVideos]

I love this lady! The onion part is hilarious.

[@feruzaj]

Why was it warm?

[@KeePhengVue]

The kid was knocked out cold.

[@feruzaj]

@@KeePhengVue Finally I have an answer. Thank you.

[@RosemaryTurner2002]

I laughed so hard. I replayed that part multiple times

[@joueyboo]

“ you hit my car with your bodies” 😂😂 I’ve watched that part so many times and i just keep laughing🤣🤣

[@salemwoodjunk]

you hit my car with your bodies

[@taonga7984]

Did she lie though?

[@Phoenix.219]

@@jenniferratto9232 I don't think they have KZbin in China

[@Phoenix.219]

@@jenniferratto9232 👍👍

[@paulghencea9037]

@@Phoenix.219 They do but i imagine it's a little Bit different to say The least

[@kerol5905]

"My body feels cold" "(yeah, yeah,) It's shutting down" AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJA

[@flyflip87]

3:50 she's JUST glaring at them 😂

[@ElGreco1541]

"for some reason it's warm!" is the line that got me lol

[@mermaidmelody98]

I can’t get enough of this scene lol I wish I was this badass

[@a.m.s6611]

"I'm sorry my son got straight A's and I told my wife I love her we're going through a bit of a rough patch" LOL

[@jdchy6181]

this was still early in the show & jessica will proceed to say *alot* more iconic shit later on but ‘you hit my car with your bodies’ still remains in top 5

[@nicholaslawrence6926]

I like how at the last part, the three boys are standing according to height LOL

[@jkta97]

"As soon as you expressed emotions with words..." That always gets me.

[@jayk1203]

My body feels cold. 'Its shutting down

[@pattmahiney]

3:14 You hit my car with your bodies 😂😂

[@r.e.durbin6217]

Ahhhh, this reminds me of something my Mum did. She had us five kids in the van and a teenage guy was tailgating us hard - wouldn't even pass us. It finally ticked my Mum off, so she waited until we got to a stop sign, told us to brace, eeeked down to about three mph, and then suddenly stopped. Guess who bumped us. My Mum parked the car, got out of the car, and marched up to the man. She than calmly ripped him up one side and down another. That boy sank so low in his seat. She then got in the car, apologized that we had to see that, and drive off. The boy stayed until we were three stop signs away 😂

[@Mcherri]

That’s exactly what my dad does because he drives a lot and plenty of people tailgate him, he would rather get hit and deal consequences then someone getting away with it that could cause someone else harm in the future because of their stupidity tailgating.

[@Numantino312]

my thanks to both your parents; tho let them know to take care: bumping car can be ruse for robbery/carjacking

[@allsies7890]

“You hit my car w your bodies” I’m weeeaaak😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@theotherside931]

*"You hit my car with your body".* *Now that's a way to avoid jail.*

[@alleyshaalzahra6784]

aint that blonde guy is gunther from shake it up? you know the “I AM GUNTHER AND I AM TINKA!”

[@hungli3086]

Nop

[@00k83n00]

Yes it was him~

[@tashabrown2359]

YASS I KNEW THERE WAS GONNA BE A COMMENT ON THIS I WAS LOOKING.

[@vlarsen614]

YESS. I noticed it too!

[@amiechen382]

I THOUGHT NO ONE WAS GONNA MENTION IT

[@saifmalik8839]

Anyone else get that when they said they were going to have a daughter and name her 'Emily', but instead they had a boy and named him 'Emery'? I might be seeing too deep into this but I'd like to believe it😂

[@ugh1605]

no bc i thought about this too 😭

[@VideoGuy232]

You’re right, for sure was intentional

[@takitako679]

Emery is pretty

[@LuluLuscious]

Not the Asian accent for "L" and "R" haha!

[@ushmaasher]

Honestly, this show is such a blessing! It's so unique and hilarious and I love every single character on it!

[@bulletb8591]

Pay your chèque. Period.

[@alipark8449]

I agree with them both. You should treat people the way you want to be treated but also, don’t let people toss you around either...

[@LittleGirl21100]

Shes honestly the best 😭😍 I also love it how Eddy runs away from the car like boy where you going 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@VERSACE.1X]

“that one guy is pumpin up his sneaker” 😂

[@shanforshort8713]

“My body feels cold” “It’s shutting down “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Briguy1027]

I love Constance -- hot, sassy, hilarious, and the best thing about FOtB. :)

[@haechanie2208]

"you hit us with your car" "you hit my car with your bodies" 😂😂😂

[@YasinKhan-lj5tj]

How is it that all moms, have perfect aim, and it doesn't matter how far you run, its still going to get you😂😂😂 Physics just doesn't apply to mothers yo! 😂😂😂😂

[@gladysolvera6566]

Is because mothers and physics have some kind of pact. That is the reason of the inexplicable perfect aim at all situations.

[@lukeblough6466]

That and even the universe knows better than to get between a momma bear and her cubs.

[@peggyelis]

A still can't believe Constance Wu haven't been nominated for an Emmy! Hope next year she not only gets the nomination but also take home her well deserved Emmy! #YoGoGirl

[@assassindancer914]

Facts

[@dreamies7057]

"I don't know why but it's warm" Pure Emery!! 🥺🥺

[@ddwow566]

I would love to see how they both met and fell in love

[@nicholaslawrence6926]

It was mentioned in another episode that Louis and Jessica met at a restaurant while queueing for the bathroom as they both had food poisoning!

[@gladysolvera6566]

@@nicholaslawrence6926 what an unfortunate but somewhat weird fortunate way to meet your future hubby or wifey.

[@steflondon88]

it was shown in an episode. but I dont remember which one.

[@br1ann88]

“My body feels cold” “Oh, it’s shutting down”

[@TheDarknessOfGames]

This show is very underrated, love every actor they are doing great!

[@omegacon4]

"My body feels cold". "It's shutting down". Great scripts!!!

[@ScarLetBZero]

"My husband is a good man, he believes in the good of people." "I don't." 3:22

[@yhong9733]

Behind every successful man. There is a crazy powerful women. True Story

[@wu2166]

It may be overlooked, but this part is full of Randall’s great acting

[@stanleyfarmer5247]

Constance Wu is just awesome

[@juliaantonettearellano8067]

Jessica and louis are like my parents 😂 Louis is ver kind hearted that it somehow makes people abuse his kindness while my mom is a straightforward woman who speaks for the truth. It's fascinating.

[@MrsBlack88]

“My body feels cold.” “It’s shutting down. My point is-“ Peak Slytherin

[@SparkPrincess]

i would be very afraid if i was eddie.... he pretty much dine and dash on hw!

[@TheWolfmanC]

I've only seen a few episodes of this show and so far this episode is one of my favorites

[@ahmedsuleman8528]

What's the name of the show?

[@TheWolfmanC]

@@ahmedsuleman8528 Fresh Off The Boat

[@leondong7543]

Are we just gonna go past the fact that Jessica hit two teenagers with a car, threw an onion at another teen, and then forced them to apologize and pay. Hm, this show is awesome!

[@hanh2530]

2:53 it actually looks like they hit the car with their bodies...

[@armyblinkrose4504]

4:07 i binged watched the whole series in 2 weeks during finals week and if u did not watched the full episode, they said that every time they say i love you they are hiding something.

[@NeverMemory]

One of the few favorite scene from the show that I've rewatched several times already.

[@RoccosVideos]

These people are my mom and dad.

[@michaelcho7423]

2:45 "I WILL GET TO YOU LATER!"

[@TheTechCguy]

I like that expression on his face in this. It's so fitting.

[@Elidrys]

Jessica is AMAZING for this. Love her so much.

[@Burstangel93]

"You hit us with your car" "You hit my car with your bodys"

[@jiajun5984]

Wow it’s my dream to have her as my wife!!! Her personality is my most favorite type!!!

[@bryanwong5250]

If you're like Louise , it's gonna be tough,since you are very different from each other

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

" you hit my car with your bodies " 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Real_KAIJU]

“I don’t know why my body feels cold, it’s shutting down” lol

[@zulhilmihalim1676]

Badass women..!!! more like the equalizer.

[@alliajoseph9282]

"Killing them with kindness " 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jacksonqin4661]

She’s funny, nice, and beautiful, she’s the perfect wife. Love it

[@ditzed5212]

"My body feels cold" "It's shutting down, anyway" ICONIC

[@123haninhk]

She's got an amazing throw.

[@Jasongy827]

She is absolutely gorgeous! The character

[@Trenty39]

After Crazy Rich Asians I had to come here, Constance Wu is an amazing actress. I'm going to binge watch on hulu.

[@HosCreates]

Louis should have asked for that credit card right then and there - I would have . I love how Jessica hits those jerks !

[@lolscience1979]

You hit my car with your body!!!

[@aethei8560]

It’s a shame that Constance Wu was happy that this show got cancelled 😓 this show was so funny and her character was the highlight of the show.

[@IKONxIKONICSIkon]

The onion guys the ONION xD HAHAHAHAHA

[@balyeet6479]

3:03 my mom also do this to me But with flip flops

[@justas423]

3:02 "This bill empty *YEET* "

[@tee6078]

Just loveeee her character so much 😂😂😂

[@G7130]

GOD she is amazing.

[@audreyjit7220]

"and that boy is pumping his shoe" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@SonicAmbrose]

There’s nothing more scary than the death stare from an Asian mom

[@theseriesbymdc3087]

i love it when Jessica said " your body hit my car" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tartlynerdy]

His face at 2:08. I felt SO bad for him.