Monika vs. Harley Quinn - Rap Battle!

[@marchmello956]

"you think prince charming's waiting on the other side, in reality it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs" did she just... roast us all??

[@DuneTheKaiju]

Yes

[@UnmistakablyKay]

LOL

[@Starlight-ve5wx]

Yep

[@dtgkaji]

How dare you madam I love monika for more than just her thighs..... nvm

[@a_bad_gamer0.549]

Yup

[@michaeltyson0588]

Harley Quinn: it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs! Oh hi kettle! It seems like you've met pot.

[@opti6019]

Face it, an anime girl is far more likely to be gawked at then a supervillain that’s not even a part of the most popular superhero franchise.

[@adobicanobi1303]

@@opti6019 well when it's the only reason people care about them...

[@isaacyeon6334]

adobi canobi I like Monika because of her character in general

[@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182]

Oh hi there kettle names pot have we met

[@RealMaskedEmerald]

@@isaacyeon6334 oh yes I also played the the game for the plot

[@2B2B2]

Monika: "You'll never swing your bat hard enough to get to third base" Me: I can't even hit the ball

[@UnmistakablyKay]

I can’t either ;-;

[@shevita46]

I would hit myself in the head ;(

[@pixelquest4402]

It okay not many people can including me.

[@gavinj.r6692]

The best I've ever hit a baseball was when I was standing halfway from the neighbors yard and I hit the ball into the neighbors 😂

[@gavinj.r6692]

Luckily he was a nice neighbor so he gave us the ball back!

[@SyerasSanctum]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT *"LEARNED SO MUCH ABOUT PSYCHOLOGY BUT LOSE AGAINST A BROKEN HEART!"* THAT'S SO FUCKING BRILLIANT WTF HARLEY LITERALLY GOT DEFEATED BY JOKER MAKING UP A TRAGIC BACKSTORY FOR HIMSELF

[@Mai-May-Do-Something-illegal]

Bruh 😂 Harley literally believing every word that comes out of the joker’s mouth Makes me forget that she was a doctor

[@microwavedstrawberry2326]

WAIT THAT IS ACTUALLY REALLY BRILLIANT HOLD UP- Also hi

[@nn-by5yr]

Anybody can get stuck in a toxic relationship regardless of intelligence or education, Harley is a victim of an abusive disgusting asshole and then she left him and tried to get better. She wasn't "defeated".

[@thegudeking4941]

Y'all have to remember that harley was always fucked in the head. Joker just brought it out and even harley unconscious knew.

[@Clemaglorine]

EXACTLY ME PERSONALLY I THINK MONIKA WON

[@onmain7142]

Underrated Line; "If they made a comics 'bout your childhood I'd reach for the tissues, because this room would fill up with way too many issues!" I don't think many people understood the double wordplay...

[@luigisimp4eva]

I did

[@BeaconOfHopeum]

@@CreepyCrawIies Contextually correct, issues meaning she has a lot of trauma, but it also refers to how comics publish countless and countless of issues/volumes.

[@ecexplosion265]

@@BeaconOfHopeum Dang, I didn't realize that. Thank you for explaining! :)

[@loveranpo]

Kokichi Ouma danganronpa

[@kerymish590]

@@loveranpo wh ? what are you doing here ? wrong fandom but lol was just reading about kokichi

[@arjaycook7612]

"Your man's running off with girls that are 18 with an asterisk." Owch, that hurt and made me laugh simultaneously.

[@abeljackson3732]

Can you explain it I didn’t understand

[@Azgeda_]

@@abeljackson3732 it implies that whoever plays the game (usually older guys) are pursuing love interests that are minors. In dating sims, they usually make the girls at least 18 so that they’re of legal age for any shenanigans that may ensue. However, in DDLC, all of their ages are ambiguous to the players.

[@abeljackson3732]

@@Azgeda_ Thanks!

[@Azgeda_]

@@abeljackson3732 no problem

[@Azgeda_]

@Brieanna Gabbard but there is some people plays it even older its like dating with 30 years old people when you are 18

[@fashkid5010]

underrated line: “is it a boy” “no!” “Is it even a person?” “I like to think she’s a groupie for the traveling circus!”

[@whatinception]

i didnt understand that part is it some sort of reference I missed?

[@fashkid5010]

Inception she looks like a clown

[@whatinception]

@@fashkid5010 is it a boy or person didn't make sense to make that's what I mean

[@fashkid5010]

Inception it’s just insults, lol

[@okay._.._.9351]

@@whatinception They didn't think of her as human and thought of her as pretty masculine, also they thought Monika was bringing a boy to the club, like in the game

[@azraelimmortal972]

That little reference to MatPat's theory about whats really happening in DDLC Thats what made this amazing for me

[@axoloteeevee-creatorofpurpleau]

You are the first comment on Matpats theory that actually notice it!

[@fangirl3323]

Finally someone noticed!

[@msguidedbits9511]

Finally

[@veeveevolly2386]

Sayori: Guys lets help Monika win this Monika: (Kills them) Harley: WHAT WAS THAT!!!!! Monika: What I didn’t ask for their help

[@matthewshea7844]

True

[@thereaisle7447]

Well sadly if someone at the last period raps,They win even if I don't want it to be that way sooo yah...I must be fun at partys *not*

[@luigisimp4eva]

Haha

[@hailey_p1563]

Peace was never an option

[@napoopy]

this comment makes me wanna die unironically

[@Aneeq]

Best Flow: Monika Best Roasts: Harley Overall Winner: *Freshy Kanal because this shii blew up..*

[@y0shtrap26]

Harley had better flow not monika. Reverse this

[@wap5980]

Honestly Harley could of ended the battle with you killed all these girls and he still didn’t like you 🧍🏽‍♀️

[@y0shtrap26]

wait who?

[@lostacc1034]

Monika actually went a lil too far with the domestic abuse and her first verse was 🔥🔥

[@UniqueSquadUwU]

The like likes on this was 66 six

[@faeyly]

Why is Harley's voice so satisfying to listen to-

[@nicoleweaver7605]

Idk

[@zs2869]

Lol

[@appleormac]

Voice of an angel

[@kyvilfongkot6372]

Tara strong

[@N0TN4T333]

@@kyvilfongkot6372 I think they were talking about the video

[@pen6969]

“Its like you call your self a bird of prey because you took flight from your child” MOST UNDERRATED LINE IN THIS WHOLE THING

[@KyokaJirouuu]

LITERALLY LIKE EVERYINE JUST OVERLOOKED THAT! I think monika won but Sayori, yuri and natsuki has the absolute best verses

[@kirkfrancis-w7x]

Nah harley wins

[@kirkfrancis-w7x]

Nah harley wins

[@joelcombs7588]

@@kirkfrancis-w7xNo-one said Harley didn’t win, they just said it was a good line lol

[@marketgardennn]

@@KyokaJirouuuthey didn’t have verses they had 1 verse together

[@prowmar_hs8933]

Is it creepy that while Yuri is saying her lines you can hear Sayori getting choked out still in the background-

[@lesbianlovrgirl]

I JJST HAD TO GO BACK AND OMG, YOU CAN!! its very creepy...

[@auxray5382]

oh wow BAHAHA

[@xhncx]

Time?

[@yayelir]

@@xhncx 1:20 around there

[@MountainMemelord]

@@lesbianlovrgirl Does Sayori remind you of someone?

[@solryn]

Of course there had to be puns... { 1:21 : *Hang* on... } { 1:28 : ... either a *self harming* love or getting *cut* out... } { 1:32 : The audience would *snap* ... }

[@pinkpastel_wolf2483]

👌

[@thesukeneko]

also nuisance / noose for sayori

[@glowlyt859]

Getting *cut out*

[@whatinception]

tighten up your lines if you're gonna be a (noose)nuisance

[@Mynameishassan0]

1:22 ...loose ends.” 1:25: “TIGHTEN up your lines if you’re gonna be a NOOSE-...”

[@sourwitch2340]

Harley: "your love is not an option" Monika: "yes. But now because it's mandatory."

[@vortexdiscor]

OOOHHH!

[@foxiathefoxgurlgamer3345]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

[@sweetcupcakes9434]

mandatory but with an mc who chooses to kill her instead lol

[@jonesbozenar289]

@@sweetcupcakes9434 omg lol

[@ily6404]

Okay but, are we all gonna ignore the fact that Sayori, Yuri, and Natsuki's lines had all of their deaths in there? Sayori said "hang on", she died from hanging herself. Yuri said "getting cut out", she died from stabbing herself. Natsuki said "your audience would snap next", she died from her neck snapping.

[@kasaatenma]

I don't remember Natsuki's neck snapping in the game

[@RedPandaReal]

@@kasaatenma it doesn't happen in every playthrough

[@paintspot]

And Sayori’s mention of a “nuisance” being interrupted after the first syllable, “noose”. -Paintspot Infez Wasabi!

[@gregstrottino6585]

i don't think anyone ignored it, I'll be honest

[@absentcoder4552]

Correction, Natsuki’s death was offscreen when Monika deleted her. Last we saw of her was her puking and running from Yuri’s dead body.

[@konodiada5062]

"Oh boy oh boy, what is this? Some kind of suicide squad?" clever af.

[@datninjanice7894]

Not gonna cap that was the best roast in this battle but monika won

[@lauracordova2085]

@@datninjanice7894 nah lol harley roasted the shit out of her lol

[@datninjanice7894]

@@lauracordova2085 monika did too 1:38

[@lauracordova2085]

@@datninjanice7894 but harley had a comeback and hit her with this 1:57

[@datninjanice7894]

@@lauracordova2085 lets not forget how harley got destroyed in the first verse 0:16

[@yun5235]

"Girl you got your ask skedaddled by a computer mouse" LMAO HARLEY DID THAT!

[@thatgurlbabb8977]

YAS

[@sagerobinson6340]

1:10

[@Lylahmyluv]

She sure did.

[@miikkemaooww]

She kinda wasn't? She was clearly conscious after being deleted, so yeah...

[@lazycraz6740]

@@miikkemaooww yeah but her life was still bound to the Computer. Her conscious wasn’t.

[@zariasparkles]

Is anyone ever gonna talk about the “Your man’s running off with girls who are 18 with an asterisk” line? Cause...wow.

[@idontwantahandle651]

I don't get it

[@zariasparkles]

Gab Kailen It implies that whoever plays the game (usually older guys) are pursuing love interests that are minors. In dating sims, they usually make the girls at least 18 so that they’re of legal age for any shenanigans that may ensue. However, in DDLC, all of their ages are ambiguous to the players.

[@idontwantahandle651]

@@zariasparkles Oh okay, thanks for clearing that up.

[@kemperreva3250]

Hardly won

[@freshairkaboom8171]

@@zariasparkles Laughs in 16 is the most common age of consent across the globe. The only reasons game put 18 as the girl's age is because of those few places where it's higher.

[@erickmatteo2011]

I love how all of Monika’s verses had the piano melody mixed with a trap beat from Your Reality which is the main theme from the game 😅

[@pinkloafy]

Harely Quinn: "I'm flipping the script so you can't predict what you read" She's one of my favorite villains ngl

[@FreshyKanal]

agreed

[@lordtoomas]

agreed

[@yogurtwhirlpool]

She is my favourite

[@jesshaha4567]

SugarCream Koga same

[@mainthread8644]

One of DC’s overall best villains I love that she’s getting more attention in movies then joker

[@greatpondsfm727]

"You sound like you're used to being killed by MCs" DAAAAAMN

[@hektorenyioko5018]

That wordplay was so clean that I could wipe my windows with how clean it was.

[@FreshyKanal]

@@hektorenyioko5018 man that Windows looks pretty clean

[@joelow7879]

Explain please.

[@hektorenyioko5018]

@@FreshyKanal Damn right!

[@CyanCoat]

@@joelow7879 Monika gets deleted/killed by the protagonist of the game, who has no official name other than the nickname "MC" (standing for Main Character)

[@happiestnugs5011]

“You were assigned as a sidekick now you’re a psychotic side chick!” This is my favorite line ever

[@DuneTheKaiju]

*Okay, everyone! Watch me roast a giggling, gaudy, gothic, Gotham goth!*

[@DuneTheKaiju]

@@DiRt51784 *No.*

[@DuneTheKaiju]

@@DiRt51784 *I'd like to think she's a groupie for the traveling circus!*

[@DuneTheKaiju]

@@DiRt51784 *You were assigned a side kick but now you're a psychotic side chick!*

[@DuneTheKaiju]

Eat3Di Rblx *Cause this room would full up with way too many issues!*

[@Zambiez]

It's been so long since I first listened to this and I only just now the "take D L bitch, you just got owned by D C" line, and it's so clever I love it

[@mattptheguy]

Bro this animation goes even harder than the beat, and the writing is some of the wittiest I've ever seen

[@FreshyKanal]

hell yea man

[@Plushiemast_offical]

Ikr it's so different It has to be the best one after Knuckles vs Undyne

[@miyahsgachastories4896]

Everybody talking Monika and Harley's rap verses but nobody talking about Natsuki,Sayori,or Yuri's verses?

[@rainycereal1218]

Facts, props to that like honestly

[@devilshame4526]

They lost due to the fact harley went "Oh boy oh boy what's this some kind of suicide squad?" They weren't valid after that

[@jacobdavis264]

Yeah they totally killed it. I'll go. I'm sorry.

[@avi305sha]

Yan chan , yan kun : 👁👄👁

[@lesbianlovrgirl]

Natsuki's lines are my favorite!!

[@prinespia3558]

Harley: 'Casue as doctor, I'm licensed to silence this virus. Corona: *sweats*

[@pavithrarupasinghe8025]

🤐

[@lucasperez253]

This comment=kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpKXnItqmtR6d7s

[@milkara]

LMAO

[@randomkitty9192]

💀

[@86thsummer]

😐

[@demenciatips7498]

“Learned so much about psychology but lose against a broken heart” “Your man is running out of girls that are 18 with an asterisk” “Pretend we’re back in Act 1, your love is not an option!” Best lines in my opinion

[@himikotoga1617]

Whoever voiced Harley Quinn- Its perfect- I- I have no words-

[@3o29wje]

I LITERALLY LOVE IT.

[@hannahschanel6954]

I LOVE IT

[@DefinitelyNotPlayingChessRN]

IKRR

[@nonoo2157]

Bblackroses is Harley Quinn 😁💖💛💙

[@Lylahmyluv]

Bblackroses!

[@ianthewolfvipor1989]

Underrated line. "As doctor I'm licensed to silence this virus," just......YES!!

[@monke274]

oof thats not an underrated line

[@gulnuryavuz6218]

That was so underwhelming and lackluster though..

[@ianthewolfvipor1989]

​@@gulnuryavuz6218 Not when you think about in full "as doctor I'm licensed" referencing Harleys previous career pre joker "to silence this virus" virus being a double meaning for Monika being seen as a sort of bug and a virus as in computer virus

[@gulnuryavuz6218]

@@ianthewolfvipor1989 Yeah, I know the full meaning already. I'm a fan of both Monika and Harley. I still don't like it idk why it was just weak to me. I listened to that verse a lot of times but it never seems to hit me..

[@killiehall5928]

YES

[@zigzag9197]

“Oh boy, what is this? Some kind of *suicide squad* ?” “Yesterday, Justice League, today *Just Monika* ” I adore these lines Edit : damn how did this turn into a lyric race

[@DuneTheKaiju]

*Okay, everyone! Watch me roast a giggling gullible gaudy Gotham goth!*

[@noodlefishes]

@@DuneTheKaiju That line is bootiful

[@icllvr1299]

@@DuneTheKaiju *Is it a boy?*

[@DuneTheKaiju]

@@icllvr1299 *No.*

[@ciela9931]

Starkitti *Is it even a person?*

[@AsherTheModder]

"your man's running off with girls who are 18 wiith an asterisk" goddamn that's a brutal burn

[@rikkawhiterose662]

Holy shit that editing is amazing Not to mention the rap is amazing Actually this whole thing is amazing

[@DPStation]

Heey its you from the coment section of every KFAD vid

[@alectoshimihari2840]

Ikr

[@thanosquack6974]

The part where Monika crawls out of the computer is so cool

[@tristynistheman6241]

ThanosQuack I agree

[@nEonM-C]

Me too!

[@Leagueminer-ve6iv]

Just monika

[@Estaticcz]

@@Leagueminer-ve6iv JUST NATSUKI!

[@Leagueminer-ve6iv]

@@Estaticcz just monika

[@cobalt_blu2075]

1:24 When Sayori said "Nuisance", the first half, "nuis", sounded like noose, and the noose was present during that frame

[@GustEdgeOfficial]

And the sounds she makes when she's choking sounds like she's straining to say "ance" making it a "noose-ance". Incredible

[@robertolanzone]

That whole part was so clever, each girl made multiple reference to themselves. "Hang on", "loose ends", "tighten up" and, as you already mentioned, "noose", for Sayori; "spill the tea", "self harming" and "getting cut out", for Yuri; "will snap" for Natsuki.

[@yoahnoah9780]

@@robertolanzone YESSSS finally someone notices how clever that part was! thats why i personally think monika won. her entire parts are just so clever, it goes from the girls insulting harley quin while also making references to themselves up to monika literally coming out of the pc while fresh was literally on screen

[@genquin]

I know this is late to say but in an old comic base off the animated series of Batman it’s actually revealed that the Harley of that series cheated to get her degree by flirting with her professors, would have been interesting to see this info used in rap 🤣🤣🤣

[@jacksoncarver1449]

I thought this rap battle wouldn't be any good because I didn't see a reason why they would battle each other in the first place, but it went hard

[@gageunruh3574]

2 crazy obsessed girls who are willing to kill to get what they want esspecally their man of interest.

[@jacksoncarver1449]

@@gageunruh3574 now that you mention it, that totally makes since. Thanks :)

[@jacksoncarver1449]

And I'm back again

[@Aisha_Gii]

What I LOVE about this battle: -Monika and HQ had diss after diss after diss! It's hard to choose who won imo -The rest of the ddlc jumping in and throwing shade while making puns of their deaths. Clever AF -Outstanding voice acting -Monika coming out of the screen -Pretty much all of the editing!

[@monika3946]

^^

[@dragonking4851]

I really like the parts with Sayori, Yuri, Natsuki how their Verses were presented in a SNAPPY way and included references on how they died in the game and I feel it all just TIES together so well and is a CUT above the rest

[@noraopa4869]

*ties*

[@AndreaToska]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, *ties*?

[@smallsingingelephants]

SNAPPY, HUH? AND CUT, HMMMMMMMMMMM?

[@Lonk2976]

... should I hate you for making fun of their deaths, or should I admire the puns?... well, I'm stumped

[@d3rpycaat]

No no no

[@sacrilicious154]

This has to be one of the best rap battles I have ever seen. They were both amazing!

[@snapple9355]

“The audience would snap next if your movies went on” Birds of prey:

[@earthenhq379]

Ik right most underrated like of whole battle

[@petscopkid]

"the Joker and I broke up"

[@someone0]

I wish I snapped a neck The one I wished was mine after seeing that god awful movie for the second time

[@charlottewalnut3118]

ThatØneAccount Yeah that movie Otto loses this battle for Harley unfortunately

[@optiluny3936]

FUCK YOU, THAT FUCKING SHOW LESS

[@BuddysPersonalAccount]

Funny how Monika actually mentions rap in the game and talks about how she use to hate it but now she appriacates it more because its a more difficult form of literature or something

[@bossviper2833]

appriacates?

[@Stars-lw5mi]

I love the part about when Harley Quinn says “You’re a hole in the wall” and Monika in the game gives you a poem called hole in the wall. Just thought it was a cool observation

[@mikhailthegreatestdragon3627]

Ok that's actually really clever

[@snowball03-boop]

You're*

[@Stars-lw5mi]

Oh sorry about my grammar mistake. I’ll fix it

[@PEARLOFFTHEH00K]

@@snowball03-boop It’s just a capital. You aren’t smart.

[@snowball03-boop]

@@PEARLOFFTHEH00K Dude, fuck off, they clearly fixed the damn typo.

[@vantablackspectralon8819]

The production on these is incredible! The bars, editing, frame by frame animation? good shit!

[@cassykiw3296]

monika: we're living in a world of infinite choices monika in the game: JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA JUST MONIKA YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT JUST MONIKA

[@alexismendezhernandez1300]

Mmmm right but one thing JUST MONIKA,

[@Anino_Makata]

To be fair, she didn't say infinite *unique* choices, so...

[@springleaf122]

Infinity just Monikas maybe??

[@sai487]

so trueeeee 😂😂😂

[@eugenieboucher351]

XD :)

[@shadowdva1243]

In my opinion: Best flow: Monika definitely. Best roasts: Harley Overall: I think they both did good so I don’t know. However Sayori,Yuri and Natsuki’s verses just hit hard I don’t know why nobody is talking about them.

[@ryanpham3308]

Probably because they got yeeted after said verses. Also Suicide Squad.

[@Shawn_Shawn]

so harley won

[@mangocookie1528]

@@Shawn_Shawn that flight from your child line won it for Monika imo

[@anonymouscausewhynot]

Yeah, even if they were killed afterwards, the trio had the best roasts in my opinion.

[@kimberlyruiz3410]

If Harley got the best roasts def Harley

[@じゃがいものソース]

_Nobody Is gonna talk about how Sayori start hers part with "Hang on"?_

[@じゃがいものソース]

@PlushTails _Actually True_

[@yoahnoah9780]

i mean they all said things according to how they died. sayori: *hang* on all your marriage attempts had *loose* ends, *tighten* up your lines if your gonna be a *noose* nce! then yuri talked about a self harming love and getting *cut* out, then natsuki said the audience would *snap* next if your movies went on. literally all of those lines make this a genius rap.

[@yoahnoah9780]

@PlushTails _Rules148 y E s

[@Ararami]

oH mY-

[@SomoneWhoIsVeryReallyReal]

@@yoahnoah9780 Also, “next” was said so it sounded as “necks” so it sounded like “your audience would snap necks”

[@firewall5189]

holy shit???? this is incredibly well-produced, cant believe i havent stumbled on this channel before

[@TheApoke]

This is actually better than ERBs latest stuff! The editing is so smooth, the animation is incredibly appealing, the music has an amazing beat and rhythm to it. You sir are an absolute legend

[@FreshyKanal]

Holy shit

[@ablockofcheese3562]

And don't get me started on the disses and rap altogether.

[@underplayer420]

Monika vs. Harley makes sense because they are both completely insane.

[@franciscaalejandramedinape8865]

Monika isn't crazy, she felt lonely and wanted someone to love her, just for us to break her heart

[@underplayer420]

@@franciscaalejandramedinape8865 Yea, but making your best friends spiral into depression, insanity, and abuse, and then killing them horrifically isn't exactly the most sane thing to do. I know it "wasn't supposed to happen" and that she regrets what she did, but that doesn't excuse that she still did it.

[@mimikotypez1692]

@@underplayer420 Yes your right. But please keep in mind that anybody who becomes president of the club automatically becomes crazy. I wouldn't say Monika is the bad guy cause she's been forced to do what's she been doing.

[@idk27212]

@@underplayer420 As Monika said, if you were in her shoes, you would have done the same thing. You would be denying it like "Lol no I wouldn't" but yes you would.

[@underplayer420]

@@idk27212 Im not denying it. I would 100% go insane from that kind of experience. But I would at least not kill off all of my freinds. If I could manipulate the files I would just make them not love the MC

[@shinyyang5743]

Is no one going to talk about how Harleys voice is spot on!😕

[@bbymooshi]

Honestly tho. It's hard enough to talk with Harley's voice, let alone rap in it

[@acringybananaman3829]

Yeah when she started rapping I was like DAMM

[@guysimreallyary1223]

Yeah

[@SIDHAKTHEGUYY]

it’s so good

[@d3rpycaat]

Yup

[@A.dankoob4285]

really good! I love it! :D and the Rhyme in 1:00 I love that really much XD

[@justsomelilaclol6197]

" Its like you call yourself Bird of Prey 'cause you took flight from your child!" *damn monika.*

[@hiiamadinosaur9219]

I KNOW EVERYONE IS SLEEPING ON THAT LINE

[@miawolfiexd2]

Lel

[@johnny718bravo]

Death blow.

[@theentirefruitbowl]

Yep *DAMN MONIKA*

[@resblack2301]

*apply cold water to burn*

[@churchgirlsarv7294]

"Yesterday Justice league, today just monika." this gave me *LIFE*

[@artslife4424]

Dude Reanimated Monika is incredible

[@multiverse_media2023]

R.I.P. Zack Snyder, what’s left? *Just Monika!*

[@shinobukoko204]

I love that line

[@kristopheraguero1500]

The animation at 1:39 is such high quality I can't even Also one of the best battles ever

[@complex2live]

I will agree

[@_.HRR._]

1:20 your art style is amazing!

[@AlexisRodriguez-uc7by]

I agree

[@annabelleedwards8423]

Best Flow: Monika Best Roasts: Harley Overall winner: john cena

[@komoto_kane5351]

No, the winner is game theory.

[@Dexter2017]

John Cena had the best cameo in this video!

[@Pieslullaby]

I agree

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

John Cena was in it? I didn’t see him.

[@umizumii.]

@@ThemeParkAvenue I think they were joking about, I mean he could’ve been there

[@hektorenyioko5018]

All right, I don't care what anyone says... the true winner of this battle is Game Theory.

[@FreshyKanal]

Yea fair

[@meiju1563]

Its just a theory, A GAME THEORY.. thanks for watching

[@marcdimartino9118]

Well, is it Game Theory or Film Theory? If it's Game Theory it goes to Monika, but if it's Film Theory it goes to Harley.

[@DaniesHere]

@@marcdimartino9118 It's a game theory cuz it is said in the comment.

[@marcdimartino9118]

@@DaniesHere I guess so. 😅

[@Fairdd]

1:35 “Boy oh boy what is this? Some kind of suicide squad?!” THAT LINE GOES HARD

[@Kirby_star22]

FRR

[@53ra]

“Hang on, your marriage attempts had loose ends, tighten up your lines if you’re gonna be a nuisance” “I hate to spill the tea, but your options crushed down, either a self harming love or getting cut out” “Put another crew together and soon you’ll be gone, the audience would snap next if your movies went on“ Why is nobody talking about that?? Holy damn

[@artslife4424]

I read this the same time I heard it, god it's dark

[@alexthewolf1223]

the kicker is the fact that harley says after this is oh boy oh boy what is this some kind of suicide squad?

[@53ra]

@@alexthewolf1223 it’s not exactly a kicker really, don’t know why people are talking about it so much when it’s just another movie/show name reference lol

[@alexthewolf1223]

@@53ra I know I was saying it was a clever reference

[@53ra]

@@alexthewolf1223 yeah I know that, but it’s kind of sad that more people are talking about that and not the bird of prey reference 😭

[@loganalexander3717]

I actually don’t understand why these have so many amazing punchlines like wtf it has no right to

[@chaotixthefox]

This is great. Harley succumbs to a lack of line variety though, the gist of her verses is repeating that Monika can't get the love she wants, while Monika was able to hit her questionable relationship, sidekick status, and fashion. Harley's line about a million nerds also holdd true for her, lessening the effectiveness of an otherwise good diss. I give this to Monika.

[@FreshyKanal]

yeah i feel you. i kind of wanted to go through step by step but tbh the thing with monika and her love is the main thing to diss her about so we had to mostly stick to that. but im glad you enjoyed it.

[@chaotixthefox]

@@FreshyKanal I admittedly clicked on this video expecting Monika to win for that reason, she doesn't have nearly as much material to form insults from. Though you could have gone after her mental state as more of a distinct thing, that she's clearly a psychopath and highly obessive, and use that to make a rebuttal to Monika's relationship diss because any relationship she gets in will be defined by her controlling and overbearing nature.

[@albertstraightteentrustful9253]

Tf is up with the paragraphs!?

[@AzraelAsItGetsVtuber]

Freshy Kanal In other words, it’s almost impossible to diss a seemingly perfect waifu.

[@maskedhoodie948andtheoutca2]

@@FreshyKanal could you please do sonic vs flash

[@Iliketoeatbutter_1]

Slightly off topic but the animation when Monica was coming out the tv was so cool oh my LORD

[@lisey_6]

Honestly, I like the part where Monika, Sayori, and Natsuki say:”is it a boy? No! Is it even a person? I like to think she is a groupie from the traveling circus”

[@sharknado3452]

Same !

[@monika3946]

yess

[@jennny83]

oh yeah me too

[@Esther-xo2co]

I love the "okay everyone!watch me roast a giggiling gullible gothy gotham goth" Because of how the beat came in so smoothly

[@nikachan6550]

Yeah me to!

[@H1N4.PR0D]

Bro this slaps harder than Natsuki’s dad

[@alzopto88]

Wow

[@nyasully3306]

☠️☠️☠️☠️You did not just-

[@armadilhadecu]

holy shi-

[@Yrbestbrojj]

Oop-

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

Girl your comment cuts deep more than Yuri's cuts

[@duye7635]

"'cause as doctor, I'm licensed to silence this virus" These lines are so smart, and underated.

[@viscogirlnara7747]

I just realised the joke..

[@atlafan7364]

Can she silence Corona now?

[@geardog3665]

Don't think psicology can "silence viruses" but yes

[@theactualpeyton]

Atla Fan 7 :0000 CAN SHE STOP QUARANTINE?!?!

[@notinuse90]

@@theactualpeyton I don't know if your joking •_•

[@impermanentLucidity]

"18 with an asterisk" is such a fucking sucker punch. It wasn't just hype at the time, this battle holds up

[@ckaire]

1:48 Is no one gonna notice the guy who made this staring in the window?

[@somedude1967]

Ikr

[@ohhello4801]

I dont see it

[@zhonglismanmilks7137]

I noticed it befir

[@zhonglismanmilks7137]

*before

[@AmberDragon]

Oh my yep

[@Ohyumuddies]

Probably Monika BUT I love how Harley added "Game Theory " Theories XD

[@stephsouthard]

Though they were debunked so it doesn't really make sense

[@marinacastro1062]

Yas

[@xxdragonsarerealxx6293]

YASss

[@polarwind1097]

@@stephsouthard but it's just a THEORY

[@polarwind1097]

@@stephsouthard lol

[@alas1457]

1:20 let's take a moment to appreciate this part.

[@mannequinz394]

did yall catch the game theory reference with the "so these theories say your game is grim" and its the game theory logo? just me?

[@blueblank8287]

*Damn*, I normally don’t like “that’s how that character died” jokes in fandoms like DDLC since you see blunt puns and the like of that nature so often there and in, like, the Dangan Ronpa fandom so often that it just becomes low-hanging fruit, but the word and sound play in the bit with the other club girls was so creative (“your audience would snap nex-t”) that I *really* liked it, and the tying-relevance-between-characters made for the Suicide Squad joke landing as really darkly fun and clever, too. I watched your Freddy vs. Pennywise battle a couple of times and some of your others before coming back to this one (it got recced to me, thank you, algorithm) and I am definitely subbing and actively looking forward to seeing what your next video is!

[@blueblank8287]

Aaaand for some reason the formatting got borked there, I apologize, but either way!

[@DuneTheKaiju]

As a Danganronpa fan, I'm offended (not really) but still

[@blueblank8287]

@@DuneTheKaiju Ha, don't worry, I'm a Dangan fan, too! (Also on that note yus great choice in avatar; Ibuki truly is best girl.) But... man, jokes in fandoms with iconic deaths really can produce some great dark comedy, but things like butter jokes re: a certain someone or "wow I sure would like to HANG OUT with [insert character who dies of hanging]" just... overplay really fast. >8,|a ...And man, it also admittedly kind of bugs me for another reason, namely that how characters die ends up in some cases being the main... known thing about them due to it being basically memed. C'mon, guys... the most fun thing about a character shouldn't be how they died!

[@DuneTheKaiju]

@@blueblank8287 I actually agree with you because the same jokes do get really tiring. As someone who loves Corpse Party, Danganronpa, and DDLC, you can imagine how many hanging jokes I've seen in these past months lmao. I like to think outside the box on jokes tbh. Also thank you for liking my pfp! ouo

[@Pardoxia]

I'm in love with Bblackroses' Harley impression! And Peachumari's voice is perfect for Monika!

[@FreshyKanal]

Yea same Very happy about it

[@tokyoxide]

Harley: I’ve fought with bats, cats, crocs, and my future spouse. Me:Does that mean you shouldn’t be engaged? yay past 300 likes tysm

[@bbymooshi]

I mean. Points were made ngl

[@matthewshea7844]

Fair

[@degocraft9525]

The 1st battle ive seen of this channel, and still bops to this day

[@XxStrawberryBobaTeaxX]

Honestly, I think it’s very even. I believe Harley had better comebacks and disses, but Monica had more diverse set of insults. The animation is great, too! I absolutely loved Monica coming out of the computer, that’s very rare to even see that attempted much less done well! Personally, I believe Harley won by her comeback on that her last stanza. Also, “Used to being killed by MCs? Bitch you asked for it?” Damn, that was straight fire. Only other thing that got me was Monica having others on her side dissing Harley.

[@s.o6054]

That's very true, but I think Monika won, because she at least insulted her on different subjects while Harley stuck to Monika's love history with the MC.

[@rxdchxrryz6933]

@@s.o6054 I get that, but Harley is a more diverse character that has a back story Monika can use. Monika doesn't have anything to go off besides getting rejected. I believe Harley won.

[@s.o6054]

@@rxdchxrryz6933 Yeah that's pretty true as well.

[@karmaisarmy6653]

@@rxdchxrryz6933 it's not about backstory. It's not about the character at all. It's about the rap.

[@rxdchxrryz6933]

@@karmaisarmy6653 which is why I'm on Harley's side her flow is a lot better.

[@winxyian1755]

“Learn so much about physicologybut lose against a broken heart” And I oo-

[@PaigeTheGangsta]

I laughed so hard when Harley said "Your rhymes won't make the final cut this bitch is getting yuri'd." Why am I laughing at that? 😂😂😂

[@slayorie]

“Your man’s running off with girls that are 18 with an asterisk” this made me audibly laugh. definitely my favorite line in this entire rap battle 😭

[@luculias]

i dont get this 😭😭😭😭

[@tomyheat7835]

@@luculiasDDLC takes place in a high school. Since that is the case and since the girls ages are never stated Harley questions whether they are of legal age

[@DaDoodler25]

Monika: All these fights for a mother seems wild, it's like you call yourself a Bird of Prey cause you took flight from you child! DAMN.

[@saccharind]

the worst verses u call insane lmfaoo

[@Crownix-]

@@saccharind it’s not the worse, It’s actually good!

[@saccharind]

@@Crownix- its dog 💩

[@pbandjamiee]

@@saccharind ok 👍.

[@MyNameIsDeezSir]

Wait so Harley was a mom but she abandoned her child?

[@Cosmo_Pathy]

"Yesterday Justice League, today Just Monika!!" "It's a million nerds gawking at your thighs!!" Shoot they good--

[@quangnguyentrung647]

"Your poetry is lifeless, you locked yourself behind your bar" Love the double meaning here, because in the Harley Quinn TV Show, Harley literally locked herself inside still waiting for Joker to save to the point that the entire Arkham Asylum had to yell in her face that he's not coming

[@llizziepet]

"oh boy what is this, some kinda suicide squad?" I GASPED. HARLEY WINS

[@oxstarsxo8754]

"You won't get out of the ghetto" My mind: ratatata

[@tangerine9313]

Teto?

[@hetafag]

_✨;; oh ratatata, WAA._

[@CrystalGlaze69]

RATATA AHHH

[@pogstache]

We’ve found the winner

[@No-lr8wu]

That chick on the ghetto I don’t think so-

[@TheKoriKasai]

I came into this thinking it'd be an uninspired Epic Rap Battles of History ripoff. I was wrong. This was so amazing!

[@FreshyKanal]

im glad you enjoyed it, thank you!!

[@the_real_monokuma6207]

1:31 I don't know if that's a flute or something in the background, but whatever it is, I love it.

[@blueberry._.kittie1157]

Idk why, but same.

[@CiveSha]

Best Flows: Monika, Sayori, Natsuki, Yuri Best Disses: Harley Quinn Best Loser: Comment Section

[@itsastrolmfao7682]

Is it me, or is it the fact that Yuri looks so scary “ what is this, some kind of Suicide Squad?” Me: You do have a point. 1-0

[@gavinj.r6692]

Yeah. Literally. A suicide squad.

[@itsastrolmfao7682]

Facts

[@-ilovereze]

harley won I love how she said: "Some kind of Suicide Squad" alot of people chose the: "you think prince charming's waiting on the other side, in reality it's a million nerds gawking at your thighs" but I liked that one lol-

[@-ilovereze]

​@Avery Kent is it just bc you havent seen DC or you think she actually won?

[@DrayWasTaken]

@Avery Kent something called a opinion exists :)

[@DrayWasTaken]

@@-ilovereze I agree lol

[@-ilovereze]

@Avery Kent I'm sorry if I was rude !!

[@fairyfrollic]

@Avery Kent You're literally the one who started this argument. You can't force your opinion to someone's else, THAT'S rude. Just because you think Monika won, that doesn't give you the rights to tell someone that Harley "didn't won". If you want to leave, then here's the door, darling🚪.

[@intelspecialty9771]

DDLC= Doki Doki Literature Club Take D L= Take the L You got owned by DC= DC universe I have to praise hallelujah to the creator for coming up with something so intelligent

[@FreshyKanal]

Thank you

[@theflaminglitten-fo6jd]

@@kevinmitchell6466 I would pay for that 100%

[@monika3946]

I have to admit it tho, it was clever.

[@Springdude11]

Yeah, it was pretty clever.

[@FuzaketeSatsugai]

Intelligent Gamer also if you put all of those letters together it makes DDLC :D

[@wizddy6581]

1:21 "hang on" DUDE IM SOBBING

[@joedzbramos616]

The voice actors were amazing in this one

[@ToastyModeste]

I came here expecting cringe and instead got a genuinely well-made and well-performed battle. You've got a new subscriber, sir, and I apologize for judging a book by it's cover. Btw, I'm biased, but I think Monika won this.

[@xoxo8271]

Gunnerstrip7 TBH...

[@xoxo8271]

kill cipher ok...?

[@xoxo8271]

kill cipher what vid did you come from? :3

[@xoxo8271]

kill cipher you sound familiar tho...

[@endowitz422]

Monika won

[@elysiancy1390]

Harley: "Your man's running off with girls that are 18 with a asterisk" Damm that line ended monika immediately. Especially "You got urself dragged by a computer mouse" OMG BURN🔥

[@nightmare3642]

I personally think Monika deleted Harley at "You're a psychiatrist? From what I deduce you must have wrote your thesis on domestic abuse"

[@elysiancy1390]

@@nightmare3642 that went hard aswell

[@Jenify_]

Monika litreally ended her with the "okay everyone watch me roast a (More things-) goth

[@laya5999]

Harley ended her at "Looks like you're used to getting killed by mcs"

[@nightmare3642]

OK we all seem to have different opinions on who won, but can we at least agree they both had good lines?

[@Astronaut.cemetery]

bruh ive been doing this all day these are too entertaining

[@irenetoledo425]

Harley: **starts to rap** someone: *"Oh thats from tikto-"* Me: "omae wa mou shindeiru"

[@christianjudeberbano3134]

Nani?

[@StickiestOfCheese]

Another amazing song ruined by tik tok..

[@connorharris1514]

@@StickiestOfCheese just ignore TikTok. The song is good regardless.

[@anniie0]

This is on tiktok??

[@TombNGloom]

@first sur basically tik tok is a app that's made for people to lip sync and someone probably used this and some 4th grader probably thought this song was from Tik tok eve though it isn't, it happens a lot actually which is kinda annoying

[@22kingdomheartsfan]

Gotta go Harley here. She was spitting HARD facts at Monika!

[@angelaplays]

Yess

[@ParkerSomeone]

Noooo 👎

[@foxgirlgachaclubgames1511]

Yup she a god

[@EmikoCult]

*Harley.chr deleted successfully.*

[@Ararami]

Yes

[@gregchimpinson]

Underated lines: "You were assigned as a sidekick now you're a psychotic sidechick" And "As doctor i'm liscenced to silence this virus" Edit:Honurable mention "Your man's running off with girls that are 18 with an asterisks" Edit 2: "It's like you call yourself a bird of prey 'cus you took flight from your child" and "Learned so much about psychology but lose against a broken heart"

[@deniscardoso5987]

dude what about the part she said harley calls herself a bird of prey because she took flight from her child lmao wild

[@Someonesfaultycreation]

What about *You lock yourself behind your bars. Learn so much about psychology but lose against a broken heart*

[@gregchimpinson]

I forgot to put those

[@gregchimpinson]

Lmao

[@UltimateDepression21]

I remember being obsessed with this when it first came out, and it's already been a year? Damn..

[@-iquit-2329]

Who else wants osana vs natsuki?

[@wholethere9535]

Maya the goddess of the universe Lillies girl THE EPIC TSUNDERE RAP BATTLE

[@pocasangre69]

Yessssss!!!!!!

[@equinoxthekitsune7535]

Yes

[@_chxy.uwu_1581]

Omg yes...

[@spaghetnoodles3815]

Me