Friday Favorites- Best Dad Jokes

[@chazm3]

That was the only shih-tzu joke that ever made me laugh.

[@derekmanuel7464]

You hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field.

[@arightscepter]

A raven lunatic

[@noelballantine358]

I got a new car for the wife. Best swap i ever made

[@hikerfedex]

Hahahahaha!!!

[@ilikefire0]

Legend

[@jeremykraenzlein5975]

My favorite part of science is the rotation of the Earth. It really makes my day! My least favorite part is atoms. I just can't trust them. They make up everything!

[@markp.9707]

Love the atom joke!

[@Joseph-tf4hu]

I got a fortune cookie with no paper in it. It was unfortunate.

[@andregeorges8649]

I sent a text message to my wife telling: "i'll be there in 5 minutes. If not, please read that message again"

[@Petesworkshop2225]

Nice!

[@ramoncalvo2951]

I used to be addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers, but I quit cold turkey

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

On March 14, "Pi Day". I was going to joke about the area of a circle. But I didn't, because puns about π r².

[@josiahsims6333]

That's pretty good lol

[@gonzo1168]

Epic geek joke. Adding that feather to my cap lol

[@virginiadavis7713]

Nope. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.

[@thomasdemaio53]

​@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ your mom. I realize that my comment doesn't really fit here. Do you?

[@johnhawk8807]

You guys are two f n funny thanks for the laughs !!

[@worker-wf2em]

You know the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One’s a superhero. The other is a simple command

[@worker-wf2em]

Although when you think about, Ironman is actually Fe male

[@darthdecent24]

😅

[@TeeTipu]

Iron balls, duh

[@laannw4263]

😄HA!

[@yonpark6245]

Watch out for that flying iron, man!

[@BmanTheChamp]

Have you heard the joke about the bed? No? Well that's because it hasn't been made yet.

[@marcysmith2851]

Those crazy gold sunglasses tho!!

[@BVLR.]

What type of music are balloons afraid of?........Pop music 😎

[@leokleman4395]

Needles to say...

[@HenshinFanatic]

Whereas insects aren't very fond of dubstep.

[@jtphlegm]

New York, London, Paris, Munich All balloons are scared of Pop Music

[@Robsan40]

I'd be careful with hard rock too

[@jeremykraenzlein5975]

Balloons just hate music in general. It is full of sharps and flats.

[@cydonian0417]

Someone just stole all my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy.

[@r1r597]

If you make another breakfast pun, you’re TOAST 🍞 😅😂🤣

[@katemiller5990]

Ahhh I do love a good Dad joke, delivered well.

[@mkvv5687]

Especially from tiktok style videos. As we all know it's a rare medium that's done well.

[@Avengedsevenfoldrocks]

​@@mkvv56877 months later and I'm surprised that nobody has applauded your comment about medium well done rare

[@Avengedsevenfoldrocks]

​@@mkvv5687👏

[@abigaillanders4474]

The last 3 had me laughing so hard. 😂 Their delivery and timing is perfect.

[@Leonardokite]

Always the best groner Dad jokes.

[@brodiwheeler7583]

My wife told me I need to grow past Dad jokes… apparently we aren’t groan out of it cuz she’s still 5’1” and I’m still 6’2”.

[@arightscepter]

@@brodiwheeler7583 Ask her again in the moanin

[@brodiwheeler7583]

@@arightscepter Nice 👍🏼

[@valiantwarrior4517]

The shih tzu got me. 🤣🤣🤣

[@kaptaink6960]

😂 got me too.

[@Mourne84]

Please explain it to me 😢

[@valiantwarrior4517]

@@Mourne84 It was a _sh*t zoo_ Because it only had one animal.

[@Mourne84]

@@valiantwarrior4517 lol thx

[@Robsan40]

What's the best selling dog at the pet store? ............. ......The Hot Dog........

[@palermothegoalgod-wd2wp]

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

[@jeremykraenzlein5975]

I think that one will win the vote for Dad Joke of the Year, on the strength of support from 48 out of 10 schizophrenics.

[@aaronlopez492]

This legendary men will be first ballot Dad jokes hall of fame members.

[@amandabahma9700]

Why did the tire get fired from his job cause he couldn’t handle the pressure lol 😂

[@bocajrs7628]

Good one.

[@amandabahma9700]

@@bocajrs7628 thank you so much bocajrs7628

[@jay6817]

I find that answer deflating 😅

[@nobody7817]

That was because he was constantly Under-pressure...

[@arightscepter]

Its where the rubber meets hit the road.

[@ClauGutierrezY]

This channel is life

[@LRqueren]

😂😂😂😂 these dad jokes are hilarious……

[@thomasdowe5274]

What did the triangle say to the circle? I see you around... I'll see you around...

[@Batmann_]

I thought this is what it was going to be!

[@rcschmidt668]

Triangle and circle…. “I’ll see you around the corner.”

[@GimmieCookie]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? “f’shhhh”

[@markp.9707]

Love the 7-11 hat!!

[@jeffjohnson5907]

When does a joke become a dad joke??? When it's fully groan.

[@8180634]

Where did that vintage 7-11 hat come from? Bonus points for that!

[@flammableanimal]

"I haven't talked to my wife in seven years." Too funny.

[@dibber43]

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.

[@ilghiz]

I like the way the seasons change and they are just there as if nothing happening

[@huwpickrell1209]

A circle has an infinite amount of sides / points so that little triangle can go eat some humble pie 😂

[@waynemiller6070]

I thought a circle only had two sides.

[@CjCron-mx9rm]

Inside and outside​@@waynemiller6070

[@LambertDenooyer]

@@waynemiller6070 Yup, inside and outside.

[@winkfinkerstien1957]

Did you hear about the skunk that showed up in church? It sat in it's own pew...

[@galevalenti7759]

Loved this. Subscribed 😊

[@brackzackland]

I thought it was going to be “ I’ll see you around “lol

[@deberahkearns3843]

These are hilarious!

[@leokleman4395]

Will you express what balloons are most afraid of? No. Needles to say.

[@mkvv5687]

I once wanted to go to the Laughlin casinos on the Colorado river. Google was my guide. A town nearby is named "Needles". Siri kept pronouncing it "needless", and we got a kick out of it. Shortly before reaching that town, we discovered that Google had routed us thirty miles out of our way. Yes, going through Needles was needless.

[@arightscepter]

nice

[@SATERIYA-dp3wb]

Circle : Hello triangle, you're in my rotary stomachs Triangle : I'll be dam 🙏 Good work out!

[@dennisriblett4622]

I traveled with a Rock Band and Waitresses would save Customer Mis Steaks for Us ..Free Meat when You are in a Bar Band is Good Stuff!

[@bhugulkaman]

Why a bike can't stand on its own Because its too tired.

[@Robsan40]

Or "Two Tired"

[@j_sum1]

Sherlock - do you mean to tell me he broke in using a piece of fruit? A lemon entry my dear Watson.

[@daisymeadow6662]

Best joke Ive heard in years!!! Must save that one!!

[@scotthunter8321]

thought the triangle would have said you been around to the circle

[@pandaman1331]

Brilliant!

[@davidlavigne7373]

Jesus loves you so much

[@billpetersen298]

Ba da boom, a classic.

[@arightscepter]

Love isn't a quantity is is or it isn't

[@GoOnBeAMan]

Love u guys😂

[@kneishaneefrancois]

😂😂😂 i’ll step back

[@BeinIan]

My wife is worried because she thinks I'm addicted to brake fluid, but that's ridiculous. I can stop any time I want.

[@nathimbele1822]

“Hair loss” really😂😂😂

[@tegdub]

That zoo joke 💀💀💀

[@brianstratton8767]

Yep, it's the best:)!

[@janetgray2184]

Daaaang!

[@fourmacs8167]

Where can I get those mugs? AND, you guys are so funny 😂

[@GutnarmEVE]

We tried to step up the milking process, but the cows didn't like it. It was udderly disappointing. (got that one from a brit actor visiting my pub a couple years ago)

[@LolaAshley-hb6bd]

Hey Gutnarm where are you located

[@nobody7817]

Yeah... I think you're milking it too...

[@LolaAshley-hb6bd]

@@nobody7817 you can add me up to

[@Petesworkshop2225]

C'mon those are classics!

[@winkfinkerstien1957]

What do you call a deer without eyes? ...no idear...

[@doncoleman4938]

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

[@coreyw5981]

Why was i dead silent until the zoo joke?

[@arightscepter]

We didn't hear it was an issue

[@chazm3]

Because that’s actually a pretty good joke

[@craignelson3965]

People ask me why I like these corny dad jokes and I just hold out my arms and say hey, look at this I am the living corny dad joke. Just axe my wifie.

[@AndersPuschel]

What did the triangle say to the rectangle? "You're too square".

[@jjohns288]

That face visor.

[@frankeem3820]

What exactly are you guys drinking out of those cups anyways?

[@brodiwheeler7583]

We’re these filmed at Coulter Bay, Jackson Lake, WY… ???

[@Brad-.-.-.-.howitzer]

I think it was lake Tahoe

[@arightscepter]

@@Brad-.-.-.-.howitzer Lake Tahoe is amazing. The water is so clear you can see down forever into it. But the last time I was there the sunset made every thing pink colored. Surreal but so real you might say. wonderful

[@mylittlebrotherca9691]

Dog limped into the Saloon,a Colt Peacemaker on his collar. Hopped up on a barstool, sat like a good dog. Barkeep asked "what'll have?". Dog said, "nothing! I'm looking for the fella who shot my paw!" Family can be odd like that and hold a grudge.

[@rjust2297]

I heard there's a KZbin channel that's going to address transgenders in the military. I hear they're going to call it Gillies gone wild😂. Is there waiting for DOD I don't understand why they haven't got the channel up yet. Slightly verbose I hope people find that very amusing. Thank you all for your service in the military❤🇺🇸💯 Keeping the humor in it LOL 😆

[@bonariablackie4047]

What's the difference between an outlaw and a Mother in Law? The outlaw's wanted.

[@carlosrobinson4230]

What!?! No more breakfast puns?!?! That's just WAFFLE!!

[@brodiwheeler7583]

Breakfast jokes always need to be re-hashed!

[@arightscepter]

Sausage life

[@arightscepter]

dang I'm getting better at this

[@keithhartman9946]

Eggzackly

[@keithhartman9946]

Anyone who don't like breakfast puns can "kiss my grits !!"

[@hansombrother1]

Why do you guys always have snow in your coffee mugs?

[@jonparker3657]

I know a guy who had his almost his entire right calf bit off by a shark. I call him Calf and a half. That isn’t a joke, it’s true.

[@someyoungguyjohnson7239]

What's the difference between a wife and a battery? A battery has a positive side...

[@DockTok]

😂 😂

[@shermarkle]

New stuff guys! Come on 🎶

[@nobody7817]

Did you hear what the sheep asked the llama? Are ewe gnu here?

[@arightscepter]

@@nobody7817 Wool you tell that to anyone?

[@nobody7817]

@@arightscepter Sheepishly I reply: "Are ewe kidding me?"

[@arightscepter]

@@nobody7817 yay. Baaafulling skill

[@theusher2893]

I have two unwritten rules. 1: 2:

[@realme-pw2lc]

imung lobot jon ,pointless?😂😂palobot lang dha kay ganahan man ka patunga😂😂

[@arightscepter]

I'll say

[@SeatedLast]

Don't let your dad keep egging on. Try bacon instead

[@jay6817]

What did the cirlce say to the rectangle.. I can run rings around you.

[@LuckyHeather1711]

The zoo 🤣

[@rudrashakti108]

Yes but when you cross a bulldog with a shih tzu you get a bullshit. Ok I’ll show myself out the door…

[@prussiaaero1802]

Boom Tish. Don’t let the door slam you on the ass on your way out……..

[@robtathome]

I'ma need some jokes related to bud lite, while you're drinking bud lite - please

[@mkvv5687]

ima guess they wanna stay away from that one

[@robtathome]

@@mkvv5687 that's gay

[@mkvv5687]

@@robtathome rimshot

[@arightscepter]

"Hey bro, I got some bud light me up?!"

[@Robsan40]

I only have the punchline, you complete it. Here goes: Then the proctologist said "no, nurse, not a Bud Lite, a Butt Light"

[@lauracarroll3276]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂

[@nchia]

Only Liked the dog one.

[@arightscepter]

aww

[@bigDrob]

What did the NY grenade say when it went off? Aight, so boom

[@zainabh.4491]

I couldn't get the balding joke ... someone explain plz

[@mlg1279]

Hair loss - "her" loss

[@zainabh.4491]

@@mlg1279 ohh thanks🙂🙂

[@don2deliver]

Took my car into the shop. I didn't think I could afford to fix everything. But when I found out I could retire with my savings, I got exhaused too.

[@CaribbeanLife101]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@robertjones1791]

The triangle said the same thing men should say about marrying woman. There is no point.

[@Normal1855]

You know how they say, two wrongs don't make a right? But three lefts do. 😁🤣

[@nobody7817]

THAT joke is just one angle short of being square...

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

I use that one all the time.

[@arightscepter]

One good turn deserves a another and another. Then you can face it

[@SullyOrange]

Bullwinkle Moose best delivered that joke

[@roger3958]

The zoo was best.

[@bob75819]

Not sure you guys know what adad joke is

[@st0rmrider]

As a dad I don't condone this kind of behaviour

[@r1r597]

Hear about the american who lost a leg while trying to take a photo of a crocodile? …. It was not the Snap he was looking for …..

[@doncoleman4938]

In Australia we have crocodile meat. I said to a guy, give me a croc sandwich and make it snappy.

[@V7I7T7A]

Klode

[@scarynorman5397]

😐

[@elpacho....9254]

Boooooo!

[@donsavage5152]

Idk but y’all need to actually make some funny dad jokes

[@drAgonflysix2]

These jokes are good ??? . NO they are NOT they SUCK

[@markbrajkovich311]

Lame