"FRIEND'S SECRET" 😂 TOM SEGURA

Tom Segura: Sledgehammer (2023) Netflix
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[@brancracker]

the three other guys are just Bert

[@patriciacrane548]

😂😂😂

[@CaIeb1]

thats kinda the joke

[@Berdersner]

I think they're all Bert XD

[@TS-yz9kl]

Drunk Bert, Sober Bert, Rehab Bert

[@TyDurden0865]

Don't forget Uncle Joey!

[@Dan_Boston]

Correction, “had friends” lol

[@fenixchief7]

Still got Pitt Stop and the other one not worth mentioning. Still doing pretty good.

[@luc_man2104]

​@@fenixchief7its Bert

[@Alex_G_M]

@@luc_man2104Who are we kidding; they’re ALL Bert.

[@Pilgrimm21]

I had one. Best buddy. My pal. For 31 years until a lymphoma took him. I'd do anything for him, and he'd do anything for me, no questions asked! I miss him so much... RIP Neil 😢

[@kirstymacc4421]

❤

[@raging100]

we dont care lol

[@williamgadomski8207]

​@@raging100At least be funny and mean instead of just mean, something like "SOUNDS GAY"

[@jomansson5742]

RIP Neil 🙏

[@jomansson5742]

​@@raging100 You don't care. People with a heart care. ❤

[@shaunthomason3712]

*casey in the crowd laughing real loud*

[@King_fisho_nz]

Thats a real friend he aint lying 😂😂

[@nuevillanueva803]

Casey watching it the first time with his wife: "Turns slowly towards wife while sweating." 😅

[@grumbledore424]

Tom wanted to thin down his "True Friends" list by telling their secrets.

[@hacksawhackmann]

The one dude loved that joke way too much 😂

[@Javier_Jimenez71]

He never saw the Seinfeld episode about naming names. “You don’t Name Names…”😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnhoffman5844]

I need one good friend to make sure I don’t drink alone. I need one good friend to help me find my way back home.

[@abelstrd]

Most of are smiling and laughing on the outside but inside we are dying. Thankfully we have Tom Saguara and Bill Burr .

[@penelopepalm]

He’s not a cactus. His name is segura. 😂

[@christinawilson7312]

Yuuuup🥰🤩😍🤗😘

[@PrettyNicky50]

You dam Skippy...these days real friends are hard to come by!

[@PurpleFlavorAid]

One of the realest things I ever heard an OG say, “there are no such things as friends, some people just get lucky enough to go through life and nothing presents itself for those people to do you wrong”

[@roronoadzoro9429]

All of those friends are brent 😂

[@luc_man2104]

You mean Bert???

[@keadenn.8359]

I love comedy 🤣

[@Milliardo66]

Pitt stop, so unnecessary 😂😂😂

[@tommydrennan1765]

Someone you can talk with about anything doesn’t matter how much time elapsed pick up right where you left off ZERO JUDGING

[@linkflorestv87]

Why does that one dude laughing REALLY HARD in the background kinda sound like the vendor laugh in "Bioshock"...?

[@Demigodking]

I had one but she showed her true colors

[@gregorybrashear1520]

Real nice Tom Segura. Real friend thing to do. Lol. But seriously.. that's EXACTLY what real friends do. Lmao

[@Yak954FL]

Tom looks great

[@slumery]

Sketetor laughing in the crowd

[@caseygates2175]

Love you Tommy

[@kevinc8369]

I've had the same friend for 30 years. Cuz we've been friends since we were 5.

[@channyd76]

I love my best friend, I've kept her around for 37 years.

[@maryhiatt808]

So in the friend department you are down to Pitt Stop

[@chelseamanor2004]

Tom you're funny!!

[@paythefidler3252]

Snitches get stitches Tom!!!

[@PrettyNicky50]

Or ditches😂

[@luc_man2104]

Or wishes

[@paythefidler3252]

@@luc_man2104 Swing and a miss

[@ryancooke1981]

Hiding anything that keeps you from being yourself is a bigger problem

[@09spidy]

Now he has two friends.

[@TheMoonchild1969]

Crazy to realize he's good friend with Bradd.🤣

[@geetarguy777]

Casey, Charlie, Brad, and Tom. Those are Tom’s 4 favorite people. No Bert 🤷‍♂️😂

[@wraithTAS]

If those really were their names, you know he got some phone calls after that.

[@MadHeadzOz]

Na, I've got a friend who "hides" that he smokes weed from his wife. I tell him, "Dude do you honestly believe she doesn't know?" She just doesn't want it around the kids Then I remind him how she won lotto that time while she was interstate visiting her brother. She called and told him she was staying for a while longer. Her brother didn't know she hadn't told my mate, her husband about the win. Some years later he let it slip. Reminiscing how they basically partied it up for a couple of weeks from her lotto win. I remind him and say, "See it all comes out in the end. There's no keeping secrets from your significant other." Then I leave, content that all is well in the world and I've contributed to domestic harmony.

[@patrickgobel3759]

beautiful anecdote cheers @@MadHeadzOz

[@jimsmith8338]

So many so-called friends. If you are really lucky you may have 3 people who can be considered real friend no matter what they stand with you

[@ChristoWhat]

Bert, Rogan and Joey

[@diananutt2745]

And you wonder where your boys get it from!❤

[@tyt0craft_65]

Mom exposes your secrects to her friends to make them laught, Tom exposes them to make millions laugh

[@Skideebop]

I know another guy who hides bodies, his name is Garth

[@jenthompson80]

After this story, he WILL have one true friend. Probably Brad cause Casey and Charlie are PISSED!!! LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

[@thejakker6369]

Me and Brad are about to turn 60 next week.

[@nunziopalmieri1352]

I have two, my best friend who just moved to the other side of the country and my cousin who is like my brother, my only other friend like that has been dead for many years

[@meinder2]

And now y have no friends 😂

[@Tommyoda]

pretty sure Brad, Casey, and Charlie not your friend anymore 😆💦

[@terrfrayn2203]

What kinda friend are you 😂!,. Tom!,. Now his woman wouldn't let him smooke weed again

[@JV8901]

😂😂

[@jayman1338]

Honestly I have too many friends. You can tell by all my on line commenting . 😂

[@jmack03harleyman19]

Just tell off on your so called friends 😂

[@peterloo3136]

😂❤

[@BravoGolf-vw4ec]

60 years old I have two friends, real ones. I have a lot of acquaintances but just two friends. Want to know if your wife loves you??? Quit your job and don’t pay any bills for six months, if she is still around after six months of this, she loves you.

[@qusaibenayads789]

They won't trust Tom anymore after this

[@enderwiggin9303]

I have a friend. I won't say his name but he won't wear a shirt, I call him pit stop

[@JacksonTheBull]

You’re Guatemalian your friend are Felipe and Carlos

[@AlyanMartinez]

lol

[@215sean2]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@knockturnall]

Plot twist: their wives think what Tom does is silly and don't enjoy his sense of humor, so they don’t watch his specials.

[@elliotalderson2479]

What’s brilliant is he says everyone needs ONE good friends then he says he has 4. He mentions Brad Pitt as a joke which means he doesn’t exist which leaves 3 he then outed 2 of those leaving him with only ONE good friend:

[@sarge420]

I have one friend…but he has none.

[@gorilladaddy7897]

Me myself and i… and brad pitt 🤣😂🤘🦍😎🇺🇸

[@finksfilms2831]

Casey Neistat?

[@eatme173]

Sniiiiiitch 😂😂😂😂

[@mr.channel6467]

Them aren’t deep secrets

[@cryxbaby2250]

Foreal

[@three5353]

Ca somebody tell me the name of this special

[@Ppilots7]

What about Bruce?

[@christinawilson7312]

“Hey Thom, I’m sure A LOT of girls call 📞 Brad Pitt-Stop 🏁🏴‍☠️😆”- just sayin’ 🍒😅🤣

[@tracymilgrim616]

RAT !!

[@abubakaryusufbukar8870]

Snitch 😂

[@kmart4241]

So easy to make this age group laugh...just married with kids Tommy. Heard this crap in the 80s

[@HeyThatWeirdGuy]

What age groop are you referring to?

[@phoenix_shade]

Casey and Charlie who? 😒

[@christopherfishell5201]

😞😞 yeah.

[@anydaynow]

Do you have any poor friends Tom? That aren't struggling comedians? Huh?

[@GyzelE]

I have 0.

[@deelawson34]

🌠😂👑🔥🧹

[@urieljimenez8115]

this special wasnt as good as the other ones tbh

[@samanthab1923]

Cringe ugh

[@johnfolks6975]

opps! oh! sorry, not...smoke weed huh? PEACE

[@DeadlyHeroism]

Wtf.

[@johncampanaro9204]

I do his name is Jesus

[@letsboogie4408]

Snitch

[@Louey_]

I don't like him at all

[@nick-wi6et]

why?

[@duaneborgaes9223]

😂🤣💀lol 😶‍🌫️ 🍔😧

[@miroiboii8936]

How is this funny?🤔😊

[@dustintremain3963]

Running out of Material?

[@nicholassiebert852]

Casey niastat